What is /b/ IQ mine is 126
https://memorado.com/iqtest
>>741818926
I am in the top 5% mean I am smarter than 95% of population
>>741819450
Well it seems I am highly intelligent
>>741818926
That's certainly something. Last time I did a real test I was at 149, and I'm not quite sure if a random online test is credible at all, but it seems accurate enough.
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>>741819633
You between high intelligence and superior intelligence
>>741818926
OVER 9000!
>>741818926
420
>>741820003
Go away fag
>>741820017
You didn't tried the test did you anon
>>741818926
IQ tests were created with the objective of helping
to identify students with less knowledge on one or more subjects than the others (students) so the teachers could give then special attention to correct their IQ normal again, a higher than normal IQ was never really supposed to mean anything and IQ was never supposed to be unalterable, and making it so only butchers the intent.
Tested 136 on Mensa. Accurate enough I guess
>>741819450
You say that but, here you are on /b/.
Idiot.
>>741819674
I don't know if the test if accurate, but I know that IQ's do fluctuate
>>741819633
And we are to believe this, right, pissboy?
>>741820731
I shared on office with a guy in MENSA. He bragged about it a lot. He was fired after 6 months though because all he did was play hearthstone at work.
was required to get iq test done by my middle school was accessed at 165
>>741820906
Your IQ NEVER changes. Not with education. Not with school. Not anything you bunch of fucking dumbasses.
>>741820711
Exactly.
>>741821193
It change you stupid 80IQ nigger
I tested at 130, I've done other tests before and I've always tested between 107 and 120. I feel like that site is ridged to make your IQ higher than it actually is, in turn making you feel smart and to make you want to use and pay for there services.
Also 136. Everyone is an asshole of some sort, and I'm just smart enough to see it.
>>741818926
Better than expected
>>741818926
okay what now?
>>741818926
132 top 2%
my IQ is 69
hanzo main btw
>>741821462
Don't perposterate ur vanerial secretions with too much jalepeneo abundance, sista!
hey faggot mods. ban me.
Everyone here is testing close to 130 or above. What do we do with this incredible intelligence? We shit post.
i spammed questions. knowing i got most of them wrong, and got a 130.
i'm done playing around
>>741818926
128, yo
>>741818926
>>741818926
> Hey Steve, those idiots are clicking like mad and loading our ads faster whenever they get higher scores. Add like 20 more to each result and let's see what happens.
the test is just a feel good test
dont credit your selfs to much your still pathetic neets
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>741821747
>>741822133
Newest bait i've seen this summer.
>>741822192
fucking newfag
that pasta has been floating around since early 2014
>>741818926
Higher than I thought it'd be. I knew which one I got wrong.
>>741818926
103
anyone retarded enough to believe an online IQ test score is at least under 92 iq
>>741818926
146
Rigged. I took the test 10 times. 5 times I did the same answers and my score each time changed. This site (like most) is just trying to sell something.
>>741819674
noice i got 130 too
Mine is 86. IQ work like golf scores right?
136 according to my mensa test
My score was 118
eh....
>>741818926
128
I don't put much stock into this because I'm dumb as shit.
>>741818926
I guessed and got 114
>>741822123
"pathetic neet" with high IQ has huge potential, though.
neets tend to amass knowledge too, since they spend 24/7 on intardnets. well, let's hope not all of it is spent posting on /b/.
anyway my point being, it's a matter of motivation only in such case.
>>741822123
oh, also > yourselves
>>741823266
why would you need to guess? those questions were super easy
Here ye go
Get felt faggots
>>741823853
to show its fake
>>741818926
Le intelligence bump
Op here try this one I got 130 in this one: https://www.arealme.com/iq/en/
Got every answer wrong and it says I'm 112
126 while shitfaced. seems pretty ok. jesus fuck i can't solve these captchas though
How'd I do? is this a good score?
i keep trying, but the lowest i can seem to get is 110, which is "higher than average"
somehow i think this is total bullshit
Any femanons here?
>>741818926
144. My dad's is 155.
Kill me.
Anyone who actually takes, much less believes an online IQ test with 20 questions probably has an IQ of less than 50
>>741821462
Really? Prove it, you all so SMART ass.
>>741821809
Christ, SOMEBODY ought to.
>>741821872
Yeah, I'm not buying a bit of it.
>>741818926
130, looks like I'm not retarded
>>741822395
There was NO Rick and Morty in 2014 , you toad.
I thought I was gonna get below an 80 because I'm genuinely retarded
>>741822475
Pfffff ha ha ha ha RIGHT!!
>>741826556
>Kill me.
Love to.
>>741818926
>>741820731
If you're smart, then I'm smart. Which means we're both actually retarded.
Flexin
>>741820711
IQ tests are not, and have never been, knowledge tests.
>>741818926
How credible is this test?
>>741821872
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all phoneposters probably took the quiz multiple times
>>741829707
Took once, took me like 30min and got 190
>>741825561
The same as my actual IQ and I'm retarded.
>>741829810
The quiz op posted? It took you 30 minutes to do that?
>>741829197
okay I went again and deliberately tried to give the stupidest answers and it still gave me 104
>>741819450
92% of the responding drivers to our enquete said they considered themselves "better-than-avarage"
>>741829897
The second one another guy posted arealme.com
Got 126
>>741821611
What up bro
>>741829197
Not at all
Bugged it...
Holy shit guys I'm so smart I broke it
Am I going to heaven now?
Also this was easier than an 8th. Grade Standardized Test.
scored 134
This thread.
Deliberately got as many questions wrong as possible and still got 100
>>741818926
Get cucked fags
>>741821747
>nigger here
>i could have got all of them right if i sat there long enough i know exactly which ones i missed eat shit degenerate
>>741831242
Buy me one, Anon.
>>741818926
does it just give you results, or insist on logging in with facefuck/give a rectal sample at the very last moment?
This one 136, in more mathematical/logical ones, I get to 142. Useless tests though
Look how great I am
>>741831611
because inaccurate, or because doesn't map to reality?
>>741831611
*134, not 136!
>>741821704
those are big words to u?lol
You guys are all fucking dumbasses. This IQ test just caters to snowflakes who want to be special.
Fuckin peasants, worship your genius overloard.
>>741831700
Oh fuck you, stop ruining my troll with your over 9000 bullshit.
>>741831718
Both I guess, these tests usually only test very narrow spectrum of intelligence.
>>741818926
never completed couse i has no patience
dose that means that im dumber than an abbo?
130 in the top 3%
not sure what this means
seems kinda low
is it low?
>>741818926
I just scored 68, which, according to the site, means that I am a proud member of the 3.6% elite of the world. Covfefe.
>>741832127
i gots them all wrong and I gots 98
you are more gooder than me at being un good
pic related - it's me
took an actual iq test with a professional when i was younger
my iq is 142
128 am i fit to work at mcdonalds?
>>741821056
Yeah a lot of MENSA members are major aspies.
if im getting 126 then the site is rigged
>>741831207
bro is not that hard.
>>741832092
If this test was accurate, it would be average. But given how this test actually works, that's retarded.
>>741818926
146
Anyone 'bragging' about their IQ is a wanker.
It is what it is. What really matters is how much you create. It's the act of creation which makes you a genius.
>>741821193
No, but you can SCORE differently you mongoloid cunt.
Is this website a credible source to find your IQ
I don't need a test for my IQ, all I need is my Waifu and I know I'm a genius in her heart. (nuzzles and snuggle)
>>741833084
no but if you scored that low you're a dumbass
>>741818926
124 IQ and the picture questions wouldn't even load so I just had to guess them
>>741818926
believing in this is the actual test homos
ITT: brainlets
136 I'm not proud of it
>>741820711
This, thank you very much.
Also, the IQ range is, by definition, a statistic, a normal distribution. It's *designed* so that most people fall around 100. The more it's removed from that central value, the more useless and inaccurate it is. The difference between 130 and 135 is meaningless, the difference between 95 and 100 is way more noticeable in tests.
Have some free tits
>>741827237
BUT TEH TEST
>>741822857
Which one
This might as well be a feels thread. IQ scores are not generated by a single multiple choice test.
>>741818926
huh, not bad I guess. Although everyone seems to be getting 120+ so w/e
Does this mean I got an A?
>>741821691
laughed way to hard at this
I think this test is aimed at low self steem people or people with a false sense of superiority. Either way it's wrong. A redarded monkey could get a 100+ it's impossible to do badly. How sad.
>>741836790
How did you even do that? I intentionally got most of them wrong and guessed on the rest and still got a 100
Yeah, this thing is hokum. Got every question incorrect on purpose.
>>741836907
You might be on to something there anon...
I got a 72. . .but I can't figure out how to post it here.
Can I get some upvotes anyway?
>>741818926
I literally just pressed random answers and and got 'top third' of intelligence. WTF?
>>741837411
Upvotes are for people with 46 chromosomes.
>>741818926
Guys am i special?
>>741818926
This reminds me all too well of the ASVAB. Took that thing drunk off my ass and got a 96/99.
Or just the test in idiocracy.
I think this test scores high.
My IQ is around 115 and it scored me at 132.
>>741818926
A measly 126
>>741818926
Its 337 a.m for me, im sleepy
took several tests in school, but never got anything other than "you're smart, you just have to apply yourself " but I'm probably painfully average
124
>>741818926
103
>>741818926
132
ive tried a bunch of different tests with different results for all of them but it was generally 140-150
with the different results idk if its correct or not but its what i have for now
>>741839090
i think that on the mensa test i got 144
yay but it doesnt matter since im just guessing that this test is kinda shit
>>741818926
my IQ is 148.8
>>741818926
146
Just scored a 130
too many people getting high scores. no way b is smart
>>741839588
Retards are usually smart though
I'm drunk and autistic does that mean I get double my normal score?
>>741818926
i call bullshit. there's no way im that smart
This test has to be bullshit if we are all getting the same scores
Bs, i did this in less than a min without thinking to much
>>741840056
Clearly the top 1% of the world's smartest people are hanging out here!
(Worst part is, some of these neet fucks probably believe it. "I'm super smart, I just don't bother")
Bullshit. my IQ is not high like this at all. Too much of trick questions that can be done within a hand, eyes, or hearing your own brain, or talk out loud.
a Retarded person that speaks to himself could solve them easily.
>>741818926
132
130, i feel like this test is trying to bring my hopes up.. i still feel retarded though
>>741840219
Have you ever seen the movie the accountant?
>>741839090
Congrats on being one of the geniuses of this century. Go change the world, you literally can if it's true. (Which it obviously isn't)
>>741840341
Yes.
>>741818926
top 1% it really wasn't that hard, I've had harder IQ tests that scored me lower so I'm not sure what to take from this
>>741818926
120
Muh carrots
oh ya bois
I figured out a percent problem in my head and now my friends think I'm a math god, you're not special, leave that to the actual 2% geniuses
>>741818926
Apparently I'm in the top 1%
>>741818926
The only IQ test that is at all accurate is the stanford binet. Good job wasting your time though.
>>741818926
IQ tests are a fundamentally flawed; however, they can hint at basic problem solving skill sets.
Even the idiot savant can have their day in the sun.
I'm okay with this.
>>741818926
Dont worry there still 15mio+ smarter then you
>>741842070
Retake the test.
Press random answers as quickly as possible.
Post results.
Ez gaem ez lief
Also it's 2 A.M.
>>741842231
If you insist. I literally just clicked random shit.
>>741842070
I also took this test.
>>741831845
Fucking lies faggot
>>741842407
And - now you know.
You guys know this isn't a real IQ test, right?
>view thread
>/b/tards having high IQs
>laugh.jpeg
>take test
>light decent score
>victory fap
>>741842732
have we all been lied?
this is fake for sure.
This test is shit, its impossible everyone scores so high.
fucking shitsquids in this thread!
test is bullshit and too easy (obv)
here is how it should look like faggots:
>>741841299
I got 160 on that am I a tard?
>>741818926
>https://memorado.com/iqtest
>>741842951
Wew lad.
>>741818926
126 here too
Don't you have to do the right test, like the one for Mensa to know for sure? I haven't done one.
>>741842967
>Jessica Nigri
I have many doubts.
And who worked out Einstein's IQ he didn't do the test.
>>741818926
Fuck that noise.
Yes, I can follow simple patterns. No, I don't need this to be validated by an algorithm.
>>741842967
Yo not bad Jessica
>>741843053
i like softcore shit from time to time
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>>741843111
Fam, if I wasn't too busy laughing at this horrible test, I would definitely call you a fedora tipper right now.
>>741822044
>Fag, i used adblock :P
>>741826805
Based on his track record, this means he's got an IQ of 80.
>x?
>i'm more x than anyone
>not x in any way
>>741843074
This.
I'm so fucking tired of people telling me that Isaac Newton had an IQ of 180 or whatever.
Yeah, he was really smart. He basically invented calculus and physics. But the test didn't exist back then, so you can't just assign numbers to him.
>i bet if michael jackson had instagram he'd be all like woo hoo shamaw
scored 114 answering random shit without even reading
if you believe that site you are a literal monkey
Fagget
>>741821817
fuck me daddy
>>741821193
Your environment can absolutely change your IQ. Especially when your IQ is measured with logical problem solving and pattern recognition like this shitty test. Anyone can train themselves to solve puzzles like these better and faster.
Pretty much the same as when I was in high school. nearly flunked high school. Had to get my diploma late because of summer make-up credits I got after senior year had ended.
>>741818926
I had my IS tested a year ago, it was 165.
>>741821193
Some people can learn faster than others, but that doesn't mean someone with 10 years in experience in programming can beat by a beginner with a lot of potential.
If you measure your intelligence with some random shit you found online, you're gonna have a bad time.
220 who gives a fuck. Invent something.
Tell me, /b/rothers. How do we get ourselves to travel across space at lightspeed? Without dying, of course. Is such a thing physically or theoretically possible?
I've never met an even mildly successful person who talks about IQ, yet b is obsessed with it. SAD. And that you think you're all top 1%...hilarious
>>741844039
We can't without dying. We can barely handle the g force required to escape our atmosphere.
But why limit yourself to light speed?
>>741844039
Not possible for anything massive
>>741844039
Would require infinite energy (as a child could calculate)
>>741844183
Now days social skills matter more than IQ. These tests doesn't really measure this, so actual IQ could be much lower, when social skills are counted too.
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>>741830923
Congrats, you're all equally retarded.
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>>741842070
Kill yourself before nature does it for you.
>>741844253
Well the solution there is to create a mechanism which negates the mass of a vehicle.
Meh
>>741844312
If you think online IQ tests even test intelligence, you're a fucking retard. Autists I went to school with who can't even get over 1800 on the SAT post about their 120+ score they found on some nonsense site. You're all fucking retarded.
>>741844207
Is there something faster than lightspeed?
>>741844359
Oh, you make it sound so simple...
>>741844359
No you're a fucking retard. It's not the gravitational mass that matters. It's the fundamental mass. Though typically the same, you can't manipulate the latter. Sci-fi cucks are always so retarded.
If we ever want to travel large distances on the universe, it won't come from fast speeds (measured on spacetime), but by manipulating spacetime itself (whether by folding in extra dimensions or something similar to a black hole ergosphere, etc).
>>741844423
Depends on how you measure speed.
If you're measuring distance traveled over time, then technically you could move significantly faster than light speed by folding the space between the start and end so that they're closer together. But if you mean in the sense of a thrust vector, then no, light speed is well beyond the upper limit.
>>741844423
Yeah, but not once you actually make a good theory of it. Look up tachyons. Problem is once you develop them, they end up going slower
140, professionally administered
178
>falling for yet another one of these info gathering threads
>IQ test
The irony.
>>741844600
No. In physics past kindergarten, speed is defined on the manifold and not as some faulty average.You're just confusing concepts and saying "well if you make an error it would appear that way." Go get cucked somewhere else
>>741844812
Meaning not some non-local average since that's nonsensical anyway. The concept of average speed on large scales is meaningless in an expanding universe, hence the definition. Read a fucking freshman year cosmology book retard
122, but i dont trust in those tests once there is multiple types of IQ. Ex; i am bad at math but i'm good at learning new idioms.
I JUST WANT TO FIND ALIENS, GODDAMN IT.
>>741844874
So if you're traveling on a spaceship, moving between 2 planets, with a specified leaving time and a specified arrival time, you couldn't calculate the speed it was traveling based on the distance over time?
It seems like in a logistical sense, that mechanism for measuring speed is still valuable.
>>741844688
LOL. I bet they just hand that shit out to make you feel good and get more $. IQ tests are for insecure autists
>>741845053
If they're in the same solar system, they're close enough for those relations to hold. But it breaks down on large scales completely, as I stated; it's probably fine up to kiloparsecs for a SPATIALLY FLAT AND CONTINUOUS background.
>>741845053
Ah, but the relative time of those 2 planets is very different, not to mention how time is measured aboard the vessel moving at relativistic speeds, so getting an accurate gauge of the travel time without a method of instant communication would be iffy.
But, on the basis that there is a form of instant communication that isn't influenced in any way shape or form by distance, then time could still be measured with a relative degree of certainty.
>>741845053
The problem is that "time" is a reference frame dependent quality that only has meaning against local reference clocks. There's just just some God clock that all other clocks can compare to. That's literally the most basic principle of relativity. This shouldn't be surprising.
>>741818926
>caring about iq
also if you don't get professionally tested it doesn't matter, these are all bullshit
not that iq matters anyway, though
>>741845151
A reference frame choice is not a gauge choice you dumbfuck. I hate when physics undergrads try to sound smart on 4chan.
>>741845219
Basically just ego-strokers anyways.
"Wow! You're really really smart! You're in the top 95% of people! You should totally buy our book about how smart you are!"
>>741818926
126
emmertsgrund City bruda
>>741845261
NIIIGGGEERRR>>741845151
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>>741835499
where are the fucking tits?
also,
> Well done!
>You are in the top 1% of all people
>
>Your IQ is:
>
>134
not posting an image at 4chan doodz
>>741845271
exactly
there is no reason to get tested about your iq tested anyway unless you want to jerk off to how smart you are
seriously such a garbage way of thinking, too. it totally promotes this idea that everything can be (or rather should be) chalked up to a number
>>741825058
>https://www.arealme.com/iq/en/
This site is bullshit.
Used a lot of math inside it's problem solving questions which puts anyone with a good math education at a much higher iq on their scale.
>>741818926
Funny 5 years ago with 16 i had an IQ of 134 but a test doesnt Show how smart you are.
> data-a="1"
Enjoy.
Highest you can get is 134.
Mine which was taken by Mensa is 180.
134 is equivalent to... basic intelligence.
420
>>741843665
Someone with some actual intelligence
>>741818926
about three fiddy.
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>>741832888
triples of the truth
>>741818926
I just fucking guessed for 3 seconds and got 118. I'm a fucking genius.
>>741844039
It is possible if you know how to bypass a black hole then get a shortcut
>>741843546
do again and i dare you to get the same result
Can i have a IQ of 83 and still be considered normal? I have intense anger problems sometimes due to daddy issues ( trust me, no details) and that is why i always acted out on school, For the rest i am pretty smart except when it comes to math, It might take a little while but the rest was always 7-9/10.
Pretty much what I expected
>>741844323
This anon knows whats good
the test is nothing but bait to get spread trough the interwebs
Iq of 132 btw and I know that I have somewhere around 113
I got mine professionally tested as 142
I didn't go out of my way to just get my IQ tested, it was just part of the testing I did with a psychiatrist
>>741821193
so i can see by your example
>>741844688
that a pretty good test you have there ... and just two weeks old. But the WAIS 4 ? now ? the WAIS 5 is out since the start of the Year you should consider to go to an up to date psych next time.
Ok just kidding i'm a Children and youth psychotherapists and have been testing children with WISC 4 (WAIS 4 in the USA) for 6 years. I like the test rather than the CFT or the K-ABC (they have the K ABC just reissued in version two, but a test costs several thousand euros and we are only a small practice, since it will take a while longer befor we replace our material.) That is why we will be working with the WAIS 4 for a while.
>>741824700
>am i retarded
nice touch anon
Keked
>>741847254
Yes you can . all between 85 and 115 is average and you are just two points down. so you are just a little slow somw times
>>741849301 - me
Looks like I'm 130
Iq is 122, i am sleep depribed but i doubt i can score better
>>741849301
if you shop your pic. you shouldn't take a value over 160, even that is actually already too high. In this range IQ is no longer measurable since the IQ value is a comparable value. and so high there are only a tiny tiny part of the entire humanity. so there is no one to the comparison, Besides, nothing is exact on the whole. The value shows it quite well Full scale says 140 but confidence says 135 - 143th that he might have had a good or bad day. Or the psachologists. Or or or.
I got 128. But im not sure if thats true
Last time I did a test, I had 149... Welp
>>741820906
Welcome to the 132 club
>>741818926
there
>>741818926
When i was about 11 i had to take an offical iq test cause autism. Had a score of 136. And i fcking hate it, i actually think im smart now, feel like other people are dum cunts feel like im superior to a lot of people. I know iq doesnt say shit and when i look at the things i do there is no proof at all im intelligent. Im a lowlife loser who got no high degree, work for a fcking farmer. Wont do shit in its spare time. Just a big headed cunt.
>>741818926
Alright then, all you people supposedly over 130, explain to me what IQ is
>>741821193
Your IQ can actually change from adolescence into adulthood.
>>741818926
You know being intelligent and being smart are not the same thing right? Someone can be more intelligent than someone else that is smarter than them.
>>741851366
A measure of how well you can learn. Not a measure of what you already know.
>>741851366
I've always seen it as the ability to learn skills/information and recognise patterns
You dumb faggots do you think people would """share""" their scores on social media if they came out with an 85 like the majority of you would undoubtedly earn????
they show you retards fake-ass high scores so you'll post them on social media and spread their fucking cancer.
You understand that IQ is determined by real life physical tests, not online ones, I hope.
By you believing that website is true, I'd assume your IQ is around 32.
After I did real life medical tests, mine is 103, if that even matters, like IQ is something important nowadays.
>>741851854
if your IQ is 103, then no you fucking retard