Loli voice acting thread
Roll a 4 !
doth the meme magic fail me?
So close, but so far.
Alright time to use memetics
"Gamer Girl: Niel Druckmann, why did you ruin Uncharted 4 by making it impossible to land a hit on Nadine Ross and switch the role of villain to the punk ass rich kid for the final battle?
Neil Druckmann: You have a tiny penis.
Gamer Girl: Excuse me?!
Neil Druckmann: And you hate women.
Gamer Girl: I am a woman!
Neil Druckmann: Oh, so that's what's wrong with you. Next! Bring out the next person please!
Gamer Girl: Mother fucker!"
"one time i was taking a hike in a state park. I had my cannon 900 camera and was taking some art related photos, and halfway through i heard some strange noises....and eventually came across two midgets fucking and took some hella good quality pics that i masturbate to...even to this day"
why do you blame it on me when it's a system that I have no control on?
i do stuff weekly
"What are you doing onii-chan ?
Are you realy jeraking off in my smelly socks ? I didn't think onii chan was such a pedo pervet hihihi.
I can't help, for now on you can lick my pretty feet whenever you want and i could even rub them against your small cock while your are doing my homeworks, by the way you are no longer alowed to masturbate... Slave
Gene the meh emoji W O K E up one morning and remember he was a gif and not an emoji. Gene cried all morning until he finally whipped his stupid little child tears and he walked to jailbreak’s house. Now Gene walked to jailbreak’s really nice emoji mansion and knocked on the doorbell, Jailbreak answered and she was like “oh you so silly you little kid” cause she treated him like a little brother. Now Gene as the GIF that he is he got very triggered because of the new movie Dunkirk and he killed jailbreak. Then gene whistled and birds came because hes not actually a GIF… hes a princess emoji! So jailbreak came back to life and Gene was a playa and he adopted her. And the end.
the earth is actually flat, in fact most evidence points to I being flat. And those who thought that the earth was round first was Greeks in ancient times, they didn't have the technology we have today
"I'm a bit of a horn dog. I like to fuck a lot and that's okay. I've become quite adept at the sexual arts arts as one might imagine. Would you kneel before and accept my bestow? It will be to you a great boon and be assured, you will need it. Okay you're not getting this. Open your mouth, suck my dick and swallow my ejaculate! My seed? Sperm, do you know what that is? Ah, good girl"
Okay then, take off all your clothes and get up on the dais. What? Taking off your clothes behind a screen when you're going to be nude for the next hour seems stupid. Now go on and get naked before someone else comes along. Dont worry if your hard, I dont mind.
"Can you believe the fucking price of gas? My god in hell! I'm having to put a second mortgage on my Barbie dream home just so Ken can get to work. Could you imagine the shit storm if Ken stayed home and caught Barbie fucking the hot gardener, the ripped pool boy, or the sexy postman? I would have to sell my little pony collection to pay for their divorce"
We were having a lot of fun, till we looked back and saw a buch of boys sitting right were our clothes were. They took our clothes and jumbled them them together in one big pile, the sat watching and laughing at our embarrassing situation. It was obvious they weren't going anywhere and were just waiting to see us come out naked. Soner or later we would have no other choice but to walk out buck naked while they watched us. It was better to get displayed nake in front of them, rather than risk some other kids showing up to look at us. Walking out of the water bare naked proved to be the most embarrassing and everwhelming feel I have ever gone threw. There they were watching four naked girls picking out our clothes from a jumbled up pile and flashing every part of our bodies to a bunch of cheering boys. It was imposible to get dressed and cover up at the same time, so we had no choice but to let them have a good look at our boobs and pussies. They sudently began kicking our clothes all over the ground to prevent us from getting dressed. We had to stand in front of them so they could check us out and promise they wouldn't tell anyone about it.