I drive the worlds largest road legal trucks, ask me anything.

Are you on that outback truckers show?

>>741786310
No, that show is a joke. Fabricated drama created by the shows producers.

>>741785956
Could autopilot take your job?

>>741786404
Oh. Ok. Bye.

>>741786535

Not OP but its only a matter of time, I expect rural long distance jobs to be the first as there is not much to impede autonomous vehicles

>>741786781
But there are tougher problems to deal with. If things break, which they will, who will fix them?

>>741785956
whats the biggest truck you drove? how much meth do you do?

>>741786535
I seriously doubt it, would you trust an autopilot system with 200ton at 90kph around the general public

>>741787158
Fuck, are we trusting a human with 200ton at 90kph right now?
#teamAI

>>741785956
Have you heard of something called a "trucker bomb?"
Gallon jugs of piss that truckers throw out a window? If so, have you done it and was it cool?

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>>741787158
Why not if it's cheap

>>741787534
What's a gallon

Prove it

>>741785956
Get the fuck off /b/ you kangaroo fucking faggot

>>741787669

Niggertalk for 3,78 litre.

>>741787158
I trust robots over humans to make a fuckin pizza. My faith only grows stronger the higher the stakes.

what on earth kind of question is that, and that's before you even consider what truckers are like

How long is your peener?

>>741787932
Why are you asking?
I don't like guys or traps.

>>741785956
why the fuck isn't the load carried by train?

>>741788198
Why the fuck do you care?

>>741788198
MY load is carried by train

>>741788232
>ama thread
>is pissed by someone that asks something

>>741788274
kek

no really, why do they drive like 23 trailers as a truck through half the continent instead of building a railroad and have less problems?

>>741788468
Because building the rail system isn't as easy as running a long train of trailors.

>>741785956

What do you do?

Ever fuck your daughter?

>>741788198
We cart iron ore and Lithium out of smaller mine sites that don't have their own rail. The bigger mines have rail but won't let smaller companies use their rail systems.

>>741788607
No, but I fucked your father.

>>741785956
did you ever fap while driving?
killed someone/an animal?
drover over something major?

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do you know how dry your grandmother's vagina is, OP ?

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>>741788580
Drive this

>>741788580
I jerk off to pony porn while holding a steering wheel.

>>741788641
oh?
i though all lithium came out of ching chong land

>>741788787
It does.
And so does your clothes

whats it like living on upside down world

>>741785956
Gonna need a longer truck than that to haul my fuckin dick around, son.

>>741788921
Spit that dick out, it isn't yours

>>741788787
China refine the ore we send them

>>741788694
Yes
Killed a horse 2 bulls
50+ Roos
2 wedge tailed eagles
1 emu

>>741788989
I only have one dick, and its currently crammed up your mother's rectum

>>741789273
>No nogs on list

You fucking failure

>>741788468
That wasn't OP

>>741789273
what happens when you hit a big animal like a bull?
*splash* and you just continue?
police? owner?
does it haunt you in your sleep with all the exploded blood and innards?

>>741789379
Did you just assume the gender of that person's parent?

You shitlord

>>741785956
>>>741789273
>what happens when you hit a big animal like a bull?
>*splash* and you just continue?
>police? owner?
>does it haunt you in your sleep with all the exploded blood and innards?
No fucks given

>>741787158
More than I trust human drivers smoking meth or dropping yellow jackets just to make their quota. Also makes it easier to jack the merchandise.

>>741789492
It usually pushes the bull bar back onto the front of the truck causing a little bit of damage. If the bull is off the road you just keep driving. We drive through station county that's unfenced so they just wander out across the road

>>741789677
I got something you can jack

>>741789677
I get alcohol and drug tested every week and instantly after any incident

>>741789610
>longest truck in the world
>hit the open road
>crank some Men At Work
>take in the scener-
>fuck, missed my exit
>guess i have to make a u-tur-
>goddamn it

>>741789718

>It usually pushes the bull bar back onto the front of the truck causing a little bit of damage. If the bull is off the road you just keep driving. We drive through station county that's unfenced so they just wander out across the road


Not running over abos or nogs.
You fucking failure

>>741789677
There's no quota and fatigue management laws are very strict

>>741789718
kek

ever had a car or tramper under your wheels?

>>741789932
Are you volunteering, faggot?

>>741789932
Kek

That only happens in ching chong land.

>>741786404
No ooooooo shit

>>741790301
He means he didn't suck enough dick to get on the show.

>>741786781
That's by far the last to get auto driven roads..... are you retarded ? Yhe roads and cars both have to match a system, it's not a car driving itself, it's reacting to a road that's made to be able to driven on by them. Like a railroad in a way ....

>>741787158
More then I trust people pribably, which isn't much .... computer automated systems control your drinking water, sewage, power, all that shit and the planes flying over your head all the time is it that much different ? Besides who cares we need population control anyway

>>741787669
My man

>>741788274
OOOOOOOO, kek talk about running a train tho amirite?

>>741790665

Masturbation and homosexuality is population control.

>>741789677
That's the US. The civilized world has actual laws regarding the safety of the trucking industry.... Also I think it's pretty double edged when it comes to what is easier to steal.... an auto driven car doesn't stop if you point a gun at it

>>741785956
how does it feel to work in Niggerland?

>>741791214
No niggers in Aus just Abo's and they're mostly scared of whites

>>741789816
They can u turn very easily

>>741785956
When did you first learn to drive?
Is it stressful driving the trucks?
How's traffic with your job? Is there much at all? Or does it vary?

>>741792719
Got my MC (multiple combination) license at 22
Not stressful but requires concentration for extended periods which can be fatiguing
No traffic, the closest capital city is 1500km away, all drivers are flown in and given all meals and accommodation in resort style accommodation

>>741793787
how's the payment?

>>741785956
no u dont you fucking liar

>>741788914
There's no upside down, the earth is flat

>>741794350
$130,000 a year

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>>741794440
Yes I do

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>>741785956
Road Trains...see alot of them in the Outback in Australia and Canada to Alaska runs

What the max number of trailers you've hauled at one time?
How many trailers do you typically haul in a year?
How many miles to have on your log sheets?

>>741785956
What is the fuel capacity and range?
What is the furthest you've driven without refueling?
How far apart are fuel depots in the outback?
How many tyre blowouts per trip?
Is the aircon up to the task?

>>741794510
AUD or USD?
AUD = meh
USD = wow
yurotrucker here

>>741794624
4 trailer 53.5m long quads and 4 trailer 60m long SuperQuads
600km round trip from mine to port each day

>>741794721
Aus

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>>741794901
Nice.....i see from past posters the pay dont look too bad either...you gotta have hazmat certs to haul those trains?

>>741785956
How small is your dick

what kind of engine? I see its a kenworh so im guessing a dd s60?

>>741794715
2000km range
Roadhouses are no more than 500km apart
Trucks run a stand alone aircon that's very good and another separate system for the sleeper cab that's driven by a small single cylinder diesel motor

>>741795191
Cummings signature 600hp or E5 550hp

>>741795137
16.5cm

>>741795268
Thank you. Safe trucking.

>>741795426
>drives "worlds biggest trucks"
>claims to not have minuscule dick
We know you're compensating OP you can be honest with us

>>741795067
In Aus it's called a dangerous goods license which I've got but don't need it to cart iron ore or Lithium

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Yes? No? Maybe?

>>741795659
No

>>741795512
Australians are packing more than Americans, it's just a fact

>>741795378
Sorry that's Cummins

Do you piss in a bottle, or a funnel in a hole on the floor? You round Port Hedland area?

>>741795659
Hell yes

>>741796153
Yes in South Hedland
No I pull over

>>741785956
when are they replacing you with robots?

>>741785956
You ever let someone suck you off while you drive them? I sucked a guy off who was driving a B Double at 120kmph, shit was wild.

>>741795512
Not OP, aussie truck slut. It's a fact that 9 out of 10 aussie truckers I have been fucked by are packing long, beer can thick cocks.

>>741798280
All B Doubles are restricted to 100 so I doubt it

>>741798550
This was at least 10 years ago. We were on a bumpy road too, his airseat was shoving his cock down my neck and bouncing my head off the steering wheel. I got a headache but worth it.

>>741797844
They are slowly replacing dump trucks with automation but they are on short set runs. Long haul trucks on public roads are a long way off being driverless

>>741798678
They've been restricted since the 90s

>>741798774
Well I don't know how he managed to bypass it, but i'm telling the truth bud.

is road train the name of your gay sex club?

>>741798838
What state

>>741798919
QLD

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>>741798909
No it's called Connections

>>741791133
A person isn't affected by an EMP, and trucks don't shoot back, drivers do.
As for civilized ... If you're outside the USA, you're far from civilized.
As for laws, the USA has laws too, doesn't mean they're obeyed.

>>741798980
Worst drivers in Australia

>>741799102
Agreed. I'm from NSW, thought I had seen it all down there. Came to QLD, levels of stupidity I never imagined.

>>741785956
All you kiwi are shit drivers. That's why there are no kiwi in cart, F1, nor Indy car races.

>>741785956
Where do you work? My uncle does super heavy haul all over western Canada and the diamond mines in the artic. I don't remember who he works for but I can tell you it isn't mammout.

>>741799678
I agree, OP is WA born and bred

>>741799991
Western Australia, Pilbara region. Wodgina and Iron Valley mine sites

>>741799991
Oh, I see you're an aussie. Ha, get on our level.

Guys like my uncle are hauling similar weights up and down mountains on frozen roads and over frozen lakes (ice roads).

>>741800276
That's cool but I doubt he would take 200ton (441000 pounds) over ice.

>>741789273
>1 emu
My god you can kill emu's better than the god damn Australian military

>>741801676
This.

>>741801676
This.

>>741801676
This.

>>741801081
I'm pretty sure he's hauled 150 on ice roads. I'm going to text him to see if I have that right.

>>741801676
This.

you thump all the tires before you drive that rubber train?

>>741803177
>Wakes up.
>Pisses on drive tire
>Gets back in
>Drives off.

>>741801676
This.

>>741803702
Most of the truckers i've ridden along with just piss out the window

>>741801676
This
Great Emu War

>>741803177
>>741803176

>>741801676
This.

>>741801676
This

>>741788735
try driving that on a real road, lol

>>741789514
actually no. all genders have recta.

>>741801676
This.

>>741801676
This.

>>741795378
Why not a cat? They put out more power. Also when god made the first engine it was yellow.

>>741785956
Have you ever been attacked by a horde of post-apocalyptic mutants on cobbled together vehicles?

>>741787900
your n idiot. Making pizza is relative simple and if something goes wrong - fuck it.


automated driving is a completely different level.

>>741785956
How many lot lizards you been with?

>>741801676
This

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>>741806997
Robots don't get tired and can see in the dark.

also pic related