nuevo drawthread
Hey Eggs, can her belly stretch?
>>741760258
can someone draw a fat autistic guy destroying the world.... My little brothers birthday is coming up and he's always wanted to take over the world
>>741760258
Those ain't Cheetos
>>741760466
Yeah.
>>741760515
How much?
>>741760618
More than enough to accommodate your tiny penis.
>>741760689
Keep projecting faggot
>>741760689
>hearty kek.mkv
whats up? any requests?
>>741760689
>>741760258
Requesting the lady on the right doing the pose on the left
>>741760618
Like that butt plug I showed you, that was 80% of what she could take.
>>741760729
obviously hit home to get a reply of that hostility.
enjoy your tiny penis anon, might as well since no one else ever will.
Still taking reqs
>>741760985
become borb
>>741760985
req bumhole
egs pls stop being a cunt
>>741760985
Choke me with those arms bby
>>741760863
>I'm retarded
Oh I get it now, anon.
I probably spend more time enjoying other's art than actually drawing myself. but den I never have a real drive to myself
im so fuckd
>>741760863
Ur being sassy today eggs.
Super quick doodle
>>741760854
So her belly capacity is tied to her anal stretching capacity? That's a little lame.
>>741761070
go away
>>741761027
she's far from being a cunt
in fact, she doesn't even have one lately
>>741761027
When tho? I'll try to behave is you show me where I was overstepping.
>>741760777
Hot Chef with at least d cup breast
>>741761070
i love you
so much
>>741761140
>>741761142
dont act stupid
This Drawthread belongs to me, I'm the mighty ruler of all.
i wish i was alseep right now
>>741761154
Are your traditional draws just as fast?
>>741761133
No, it indicated how much her tissues can stretch... But I guess her womb,/intestines might be able to fill up a little more.
>>741761134
What? Your low effort doodles doesn't give you as many (You)s s you want when I'm around?
>>741761200
<3
>>741761205
I'm not, it's genuine.
>>741761275
>Are your traditional draws just as fast?
They can be. But I tend to take my time on pen/paper. I hate the idea of wasting good paper.
>>741761254
https://youtu.be/9ejzqm1KWjg
ALL UR DRAWS BELONG TO ME!1
>>741761301
>What? Your low effort doodles doesn't give you as many (You)s s you want when I'm around?
*miss*
I have never posted my drawings here what are you on about
Is it getting to your head? That's what it looks like
>>741761412
o-ok
swisha.
>>741761254
Do the funny face stretch
>>741761379
oh, thanks anon?
>>741760258
Requesting pretzels
>>741761070
could you draw eggs as an oni?
>>741761483
Copy cat
>>741761154
>>741761070
nooo you're spilling it
where's the bottle?
so much waste...
that floating arm is so getting fired
>>741761542
maybe someday
>>741761412
>
>>741761495
Lazy.
Can someone tell me wat frog soccer was like?
It wad before my time, but I was told I woulda liked it.
>>741761477
yes my only dispicle you shall ride into battle as my only horseman of the apocalypse
>>741761617
ok
>>741761588
>Doesn't understand it's all a ploy.
>>741761665
oo yay
cool
>>741761550
kek
>>741761615
I love you, Anon.
>>741761694
yeeh
>>741761702
took the b8
too ez
More of this cutie
>>741761826
what kind of autism is this?
vore? inflation?
>>741761030
>
>>741761070
Eggs please, stop making a goddamn mess over the rug.
>>741761867
Water inflation.
And it's not autism. It is art.
>>741761911
But Anon is being so violent with my ass, I can't hold it in...
>>741761894
h-huh?
>>741761995
Its about to turn gay
>>741761894
Hey man don't do any bad stuff to this thread or I'll bap you one.
>>741761957
its autism.
>>741761911
Fucking hawt
Thanks bby
Nice dubs
Requesting triple blowjob from these three please
>>741762034
>he so mad that someone can draw better art than him
>>741762116
no, not really, its drawn relatively well, its just stupid.
>>741762116
anon, is a stupid fetish, stfu
>>741762108
>triple blowjob
But anon, I only have ONE penis.
>>741761632
not lazy ... it just seems really boring ...
>>741761495
Can you draw a happy robot
>>741762165
>its just stupid.
How can one anon be so boring on /b/ of all boards?
>>741761732
no u!
>>741762195
No ur mum
>>741761977
Well, I suppose if you lick it up, that'll be good enough. But don't wait till after, do it now or it'll stain the carpet.
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIGHT!
>>741762235
i like inflation, especially anal, but that pic, the belly, its just too much to even for extreme suspension of disbelief, nothing about that anatomy works even in the slightest degree
>>741762239
o-ou um
w-wee?
>>741762383
>its just too much
That's why it's hot. Just imagine what she'd feel like, that filled with water, how big she is.
Honestly just read the story that accompanies the image on dA.
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>741762383
One man's "super dark hyper fetish" is another man't "Boring vanillashit".
It's best to just...go along for the ride.
>>741762513
>da
you completely lost me now.
i would really rather not if its from there.
and imagining what she would feel, nothing, because she would be dead, extremes are all well and good, but when theyre that far beyond believable it completely ruins it for me.
>>741762383
>nothing about that anatomy works even in the slightest degree
Elaborate
https://youtu.be/0KZQNxWjgao
>>741762195
>>741762278
Lel.
>>741762371
>>741762623
This is not >>>/bant/ anon nor >>>/s4s/
>>741762432
yOu CaNt JuSt AcCepT the VoRE
>>741762628
It's not that. It's that it's so ridiculous and over the top that it overloads and becomes just stupid
>>741762709
I take it you don't like the show?
>>741761070
i-i think anon said rear view eggs.
i'm totally not saying this to get more drawings from you though...
>pleasedon'thitme
>>741762717
>It's not that. It's that it's so ridiculous and over the top that it overloads and becomes just stupid
To you. It becomes stupid to you.
Please...please don't make me defend this...I personally also think it's garbage, but I get that some people are just weird and other people are really really weird.
>>741762701
ok sry
>>741762629
>you completely lost me now.
>i would really rather not if its from there.
It's rather amusing that a /b/fag of all people would say something like this.
>and imagining what she would feel, nothing, because she would be dead
You're no fun. I'm posting the link anyway: https://criticalvolume.deviantart.com/art/Honeypot-Storage-613487337
>>741760777
Please draw Hinata taking a long, much needed pee behind a bush.
>>741762709
kek
>>741762817
>criticalvolume
>>741762664
every single internal organ in her abdomen connected to her guts would be stretched way way way WAY beyond the limit of rupture
>>741762717
>this is what nu-/b/ is like
The age of 4chan is over, folks.
>>741762892
So not really anatomy just an inability to comprehend sci-fi. I thought you meant something actually bad like incorrect limb structure or something.
>>741762909
some expantion within human limit is hot
that...that's just autism
>>741762982
inability /=/ beyond the limit of suspension of belief
sure
>>741763042
Eggs turnin heads
>>741762892
I'm sure if you slowly filled her up over YEARS...
>>741763024
>expantion within human limit
Literally what is the point. Go look up footage if you want to see that.
>>741760777
draw my bf
>>741762826
>long face hinata
Gross
>>741763103
I'm sure that's the idea behind it.
>>741763103
doesn't matter how slow you stretch a balloon, it will break once it goes beyond its limit.
>>741762776
I like it.
Just the pickle rick meme is repetitive. And the meme itself has become more of a mocking of the show in mot groups I'm in.
Personally, kinda feel the show has gone down-graded in comedy/story due to the increasing demand for more "edge" and "smarts" humor.
But that's just my opinion, I don't know how they write or whether they're cooking up some twist.
I guess a good example of what I fear might become of Rick and Morty, is when Futurama did the sad dog episode and then from there on out made almost every episode have some "deep meaning" when it was about as shallow as ever.
>>741762848
buhbuh
>>741763042
You must have a hard time playing video games.
>>741762814
I'm talking specifically when you said it's one man's vanillashit it's not "this is normal to me" it's "this is just dumb now come on"
>>741763172
Human flesh has different properties from plastic.
>>741763206
>>741763042
now now stop the fight my childrens. Nobody will win anything here
>>741763361
Normies win. Every time.
>>741763192
draw guayo in a big poofy cat hoodie
>>741763246
This
>>741763246
have you not seen those morbidly obese people who have flesh that tears and rots because of how far its stretched it?
>>741762982
>Expressing that it would be physically impossible to fill a human body with that much liquid without organs exploding, bones being crushed, and them just dying horribly
>Has nothing to do with Anatomy which is the branch of biology concerned with the study of the structure of organisms and their parts.
I'm gonna throw you a bone and assume you meant to say "construction". People confuse anatomy with construction a lot. The figure is constructed well, but is horribly anatomically incorrect on purpose.
>>741763239
>I'm talking specifically when you said it's one man's vanillashit it's not "this is normal to me" it's "this is just dumb now come on"
In that expression of relative tastes, YOUR fetish would be the boring vanilashit. I think you misunderstood.
>all these realismfags
Get on muh level
St-stretching??..
w-wow.
>>741763411
Stop getting baited and move on. The faggot is mentally disabled and wont give up
>>741763192
Interesting take
>>741763467
u gay boi
>>741763429
>Expressing that it would be physically impossible to fill a human body with that much liquid without organs exploding, bones being crushed, and them just dying horribly
Yes, we get that it. No fun allowed.
>I'm gonna throw you a bone and assume you meant to say "construction". People confuse anatomy with construction a lot. The figure is constructed well, but is horribly anatomically incorrect on purpose.
Well yes, I meant construction then. Of course the anatomy is incorrect; that's kinda the entire point of the picture.
>>741763467
KEKD HARD
>>741763467
Kek
>>741763467
fukken saved
>>741763502
>The faggot is mentally disabled and wont give up
You sound mad...
>>741763429
Oh I see
>>741763513
ty
>>741763400
spangeti
>>741763548
>>741763513
>>741763583
>>741763596
Ill make a higher quality version w/o guayo since u guys like it so much for reposting purposes.
>>741763648
no, fuck you, leave guayo in, its great i still cant breathe
>>741763467
this made me choke
>>741762673
your music is broken, coffeeboy
give me something better
>>741763446
its called elasticity in marvel
Bellies, you say?
>>741763621
I wish i could be. I just tried to sound though and mean.
>>741763648
i dont remember this mario character
>>741763795
>I just tried to sound though and mean.
And you failed spectacularly. Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>741761369
Who said you need good paper?
Just get a stack of photocopy blanks
>>741762295
I'm not licking com out of a rug, that is filthy!
>>741762790
Pls, no more, I'm getting tired..
>>741763431
Lol
>>741763880
Kinda, ye.
Im just bored rite now. Have nothin to do
>>741763925
Why don't you draw somethin' then?
>>741763917
>Who said you need good paper?
Me.
I'm extremely picky when it comes to paper.
>>741764008
paper fetish
>>741763918
>Pls, no more, I'm getting tired..
You weren't tired when you shoved the planet up there.
>>741764008
>>741764079
paper cut fetish
>>741763969
I don know how to draw and only hav paper and my cellphone
>>741763411
prolly more about how much its weighed down and they don't move. Possible diabetes
>>741764150
>I don know how to draw
Then why are you even here?
>>741764210
To lurk and request mah boi
>>741764079
>>741764145
I-is that a thing? Like I don't jack off to the paper but it is nice...plus I tend to use a lotta inks and markers so I gotta worry about bleeding.
>>741763918
you're a trooper Eggs
i'd give you a hug and pay you a beer if i ever met you, you magnificent talented bastard
thank you for another beautiful delivery
>>741763732
https://youtu.be/mFfe4ZRQOH8
Ayoo royal family buy my mixtape, dis isnt it but i swur iz fire make ya puss puss wet
>>741763714
>>741763687
ye.
I replaced guayo with another anon so it's more relatable.
>>741763918
I mean youre getting your shit canal fisted and cumming like a dirty fuck-pig.
You can be filthy all you want Eggs, but youre not ruining the good rug.
Clean it up!
>>741764008
Top taste.
>>741764120
I slipped....
>>741764242
This is so much nicer than the death threats!
>>741763732
Requesting catfish hero.
>>741764293
>Clean it up!
Don't be so rude, having a carpet in a milking facility os just asking for stains to happen.
>sips coffee
Requesting Cordelia, bending over and showing her ass since she doesn't have tits to show off.
>>741763918
you give that one floating arm in your yogurt factory another chance because laws and social pressure
and what does it do with it? it fucks up yet again!
just place the bottle before getting in there you'll make me file for bankruptcy because all the profit is splattering on the floor!!!
>>741763732
>broken
Try this one.
https://youtu.be/T-XkMUQ4yN0
>>741764241
whats your favourite kind of paper, i like arches cold press
>>741764293
saved that for sure lol
>>741764533
>Baka
Did you know that starting your day with a bowl of hash is the right way to start your day?
>>741764369
>I slipped....
And how does one manage that?
>>741764531
Oh, I want you to splatter your profit on my walls, Anon-san, heheheee~
>>741764634
Oh, you know, when the floors are all covered with cum...
>>741761154
cyberpunk technomancer with cool hand cannon looking guns
rolling for that 3 - 5 %
>>741764293
Dunno if you're taking requests, but can I request brave frontier harpy laying an egg?
Also what are things you won't draw?
>>741764646
hnng
>>741764459
>>741764595
I believe u there.
>>741764774
Oh, you cunt...
Was going to share this bowl with you too.... but not now.
>Baka
>>741764293
The point is lost when it's just a waifu pillow. The irony came from the inflation being so rificuoulius that it was ridiculous to even argue about it. Now it's just a guy calling another guy a virgin loser. In the end its great for that, and It makes for a better composition
If I'm making sense here
>>741764448
Listen, kid.
It's a buisness, you can pay to use her, fuck her up. Milk her, whatever. I get my money.
But this establishment has standards, we dont want her knees or the customer's knees getting scrapped, so we install a rug for comfort.
Outta respect for the establishment, the least you can do, is clean it up. Whether her or yourself, so make a choice.
>>741764542
yeee
>>741764730
Sure.
Idk, just ask and Ill let you know if Ill do it or not.
>>741764696
...that when you hit the floor your anus starts spreading hundreds and thousands of miles in a few seconds?
>>741764844
Yeah, see what youre saying.
I kinda feared that would happen, but it was a gamble I took. Sadly, it didn't have the same impact.
A good analysis though.
>>741764846
tell your retard auts buddy to come back to threads and draw more big booty lily
>>741764829
It's chill.
I'll b packing my own in a few hours.
Then either mario kart it up with a friend from out of town or splatoon.
>>741764846
guys it's not milk
it's yogurt
fresh creamy Eggs-flavored yogurt
>>741764879
Yes.
>there are faggots who think this isn't cute because "muh realism!"
>>741765034
Mario Kart stopped being cool after 64.
Go with Splatoon.
>>741764542
>arches cold press
Good shit, I preferred the hot press illustration board though.
Crescent RendR 8x8 is my current waifu
>>741765062
Right... and how did it feel to be stretched that far? To have countless cities and mountains rub against your rectal cavity?
>>741764277
this really makes me sleepy ...
>>741764436
the big ones are really scary ... you know. not dangerous for humans but just their look
>>741764533
i-i want something nice ...
>>741765082
yeah me
>>741765082
it's not cute because its an anthromorphic dog that's severely obese
>>741764970
Still 10/10 just a different angle. You're really good at showing character. What do you do, if I may ask?
>>741765110
>he didn't like Double Dash or DS
Faggot
>>741765113
I thought Pin was your waifu....
>>741765139
Made me feel powerful, I was kinda happy with myself that I could take it all.
>>741765142
>severely obese
>>741765140
I just find them to be kinda ugly.
But the question here is, what does hero look like as a catfish?
>>741765141
You're just a boring normie. I pity you.
>>741764730
>
>>741765059
It's money, people pay top dollar for this cream-cheese bucko.
>>741765147
I dont understand the question, what do you mean by it?
>>741765166
DS wasn't bad, nor was the GBA one.
But they judged me. Even when doing awesome. The game judged me.
Winning the race should be enough, game!
Also, SNES had the best rainbow road.
>>741765140
https://youtu.be/r-etQjPbzFY
I've been on a faggoty Japanese soft music kick
>>741765258
OBJECTION!
You said that you slipped and took the entire Earth up your bum...
But earlier in this thread you said that inflatable plug that was about 30-40cm in diametre was 80% of your limit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
I've caught you now, criminal scum!
>>741765378
Do you have a job relating to art?
>>741765059
Jeez anon.
>>741765110
O no..
Uv become retarded..
>>741765140
Ill bring u a couple daisies wen u die.
>>741765284
>>741765304
>>741765082
>>741763739
>>741763583
>>741763431
>>741763384
>>741763239
>>741762909
>>741765430
>his mirror neurons broke again
>>741765430
Maybe I was just being coy about the plug...
>>741765410
>But they judged me. Even when doing awesome. The game judged me.
>Winning the race should be enough, game!
This ain't the 90s anymore. Time to git gud.
>Also, SNES had the best rainbow road.
In 7 SNES was the best rainbow road.
>>741765113
>Crescent RendR
ahh that paper is like a fucking dream when youre colouring with copic markers.
do you have any experience with toned paper?
you can do some really magical stuff with toned paper.
anything made of 100% cotton gets me really excited, but ive broken fountain pen nibs on cold press/rough watercolour paper before.
>>741765514
>Maybe I was just being coy about the plug...
>>741765518
I did get good. Pretty sure minus a handful of tracks I managed to get three star ratings on most. But the Level of dedication for that is stupid.
Had Way more fun with the original.
>>741765082
you're a fucking freak dude, get over it
also that's not cute, this is cute
>>741765862
>you're a fucking freak dude, get over it
>>741765462
Well, Im a full-time student of art.
Animation and Graphic Design.
Aside from some free-lance work, I don't really have a job.
I dedicate myself to studies and have a pseudo-apprenticeship with some of my professors.
I hope to work for the industry some day, whether as an actual worker or as a teacher of it.
>>741765567
>ahh that paper is like a fucking dream when youre colouring with copic markers.
Yeh I eyed a sketchbook at my local art store and I just fucking knew I had to have it. It haunted me. I hate spending money and normally I try to hold off on impulse buying things by denying myself once or twice, and then seeing if I really REALLY want it.
Had to get.
>do you have any experience with toned paper?
you can do some really magical stuff with toned paper.
Nah, but I've always kinda wanted to.
>anything made of 100% cotton gets me really excited, but ive broken fountain pen nibs on cold press/rough watercolour paper before.
uuuaaaaAAAAHHH that sucks.
>>741765286
silly ofc ...
>>741765426
i like it ... its cute! thx for sharing!
>>741765503
i was talking about music ... nice music . . .
>>741765939
>I'm on 4chin, so it's okay to be a waste of human resource and a degenerate blight upon society
>>741765978
Silly and delightful!
Shame in not home to save this....
>>741766040
Tell us how productive you are in this circlejerk of napkin artists
>>741765955
Rad. God's speed, my good man
>>741765978
https://youtu.be/Xp-LhxaN_Ic
>>741765978
Glad you like it. I was linked a song and accidentally got taken for a ride through spotify recommending me things
also CUTE
>>741765961
ah, i love finds like that.
i found a tube of Daniel smith Kynaite genuine.
which is made from really fonely crushed up Kyanite crystals so it glitters like jewels.
i was so excited when i found it cause my art store like never has anything in stock.
>Nah, but I've always kinda wanted to.
you should! its so different working from a medium tone and having to work up your highlights.
tiki bought this Kona coffee toned paper and i basically stole it from him lmao.
I had this bottle of Dr. PH martins copper plate gold ink that looked stunning on the brown tone of the paper.
I bet you would have a lot of fun with toned paper its like a whole new experience
even just with copics and a white jelly roll pen or something
>>741766760
Who's tiki?
>>741767042
Seems like there's always a new person each thread
>>741765978
https://youtu.be/9uVPmYfAmTs
Some hard shit right here
yall kids tryna buy some- I say buy some paper? Some top quality papyrus?
>>741767042
my husband
>>741767068
and hes been around since like 2009
>>741766056
you should check the archive later!
>>741766451
my grave ... sobs ...
>>741766533
oh thx ... so maybe its not that silly
>>741767272
oki, i will give it a try!
>>741767272
oh what the ... no ...
>>741766760
>DEEP WATERCOLOR L O R E
UUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>I bet you would have a lot of fun with toned paper its like a whole new experience
even just with copics and a white jelly roll pen or something
Yeh, one day
>>741767473
The correct answer was, that was dope
https://youtu.be/mOqVeaqHcNk
>>741767272
U misspelled weak ass trance with some Nazis.
But don't feel bad. It's just ur fault.
>>741767431
More.
>>741767407
Actually your husband or like Rosalina is my wife?
>>741767665
Fite me u wont
>divert his attention
>thread dies to 8 min posts
hmmm
>>741767665
why are your lights off?
>>741768255
Fuk u say scrub??
>>741768571
The light is too bright.
>>741768737
open the door..
>>741768764
.. who..
.... who is it?..
>>741769115
>>741769115
Its me
Anon the anon
>>741769291
Ur litter box is inside.
>>741769326
Come in. Ur late.
U have requests to make.
>>741769687
Then i request u kiss me bby
>>741768572
I'll gibe ya one in da gabba johnny, ya wanna get decked?
>>741769777
This again? We already tried this the other day.
>>741769799
Listen pal.
U touch my gabba and I'll hit u so hard.
>>741770129
Ok no kiss
But grab me som tea
>>741770191
It'll take a while the way I prepare it.
>>741770795
What kind of coffee are you able to make Decaf?
>>741771681
Um.
I can make u a vietnamese/french coffee with condensed milk.
I can make u a regular coffee from a coffee maker.
Could make u French or Italian coffee with a maker I got recently.
I can make u an afogato.
Um.
Uhh.
I can make shots of espresso.
If u mean as a draw, any.
>>741761154
Hey guy, sleep well?
>>741772372
requesting that ass be played like bongo drums
>>741770795
Y u do dis
U wanted req
I giv req
>>741760258
>>741765503
yummy
delicious and healthy for you!
>>741773000
>Trips of power
U-ugh... I have been defeated....
Maybe n-next time tea will win!
>>741772000
>a vietnamese/french coffee with condensed milk.
pff u kno its bull,and it all p much tastes the same.
>>741772731
what sounds does the swats make?
>>741773345
Flaps of meat.
A song of a flesh.
>>741773049
Gross.
>>741773092
:flex:
>>741773173
grips fucking, don't.
The French colonized the nips for a while but lost it.
The nips still make coffee like them but different.
Same same but different.
That's that catch phrase over there anyway.
>>741773477
>Dubs
*Fucking dead*
>>741773364
a game of thrones
Requesting Scribbles.
>>741773477
>The nips still make coffee like them but different.
>Same same but different.
breh,we make the coffee beans,prep em',ship em' off to the french,they grind it just like we do,use the same hot water to brew it,same coffee maker(the french press) and use the same condense milk.ITS THE SAME,ADMIT IT.
>>741773640
Gud.
Gud.
>>741774427
>french/Vietnamese coffee
O.
I thought u were saying all coffee da same.
Yea the French Vietnamese is essentially the same.
Iv never had it in France so I can't say for certain that they take it the same.
But I believe they're similar.
>>741774416
Wuw neet.
>>741774259
Here.
O my bananas.
Today is moving so slow.
>>741775395
>Bananas
I knew u were gay
>>741764369
/r/ sexy cow outfit eggs posing for a picture with the product right after being "milked" dry, semi-hard dick making a considerable bulge on the thong and barely standing from all the forced orgasms
>>741774746
>I thought u were saying all coffee da same.
i was
>>741775395
also,dont u have some boring ass paper work to do or smth?
>>741775655
Sounds more like wishful thinking.
>>741775837
Nigga ur gonna get hit..
And my work is done for the day. So I'm bored.
>>741776247
>Nigga ur gonna get hit..
u wont
>>741774746
Thanks.
>>741776698
>>741776727
Np.
>>741763918
>Huge ego
>Draws this horribly
>>741777230
>>741777240
i see how it is.
*A Flytri has appeared.*
>>741778735
Give me more thicc gardevoirs
>>741778531
Dude they draw badly on purpose
>>741778721
Ur getting more sturdy at least.
>>741778768
wew bump
>>741779817
Noice.
Anyone taking explicit requests
is this alright? what can be done better? im not drawing alot, is the pose natural?
>>741782170
It's ok
>>741782170
looks pretty good tho
your pic taking skills tho...absolute garbage
>>741782413
>Kek
Phat butts.
Beep
Boop