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Thread part 3 >>741745900

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 445
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Thread part 3

>>741745900
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Fake asf, you guys are retards who dont know how women speak
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>>741746028
Not a "quickie" per se, I'm gonna fuck you long and hard and with so much passion. I've been dreaming about this day for years, I promise it'll be good. I've been thinking of all the ways to pleasure you, and trust me I've found the best way.
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for now ;)
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There was a win in the last thread

>>741745977
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legend
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>>741746028
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT "OP IGNORES QUADS IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER"
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>>741746085
we already got a win faggot
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>>741746028
Oh boy! I hope that one little nigger doesn't show back up. I hope he streams his suicide though.
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>>741746028
whatever you want, just send nudes first so i can get warmed up
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i heard banana
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>>741746071
>4chan
>expects social butterflies
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>>741746071
shut up virgin

>>741746028
op: previous winrar
Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)00:58:30 No.741745977▶
OP got dubs. Also,
"Wanna send some nudes so I can prepare?"
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>>741746028
Stop asking so many questions, you're so annoying. I take it back
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>>741746028
Send me something nice to warm me up
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>>741746085
>>741746080
One of these two
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>>741746028
I don't last long. Can I see your spread asshole please
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>>741746028
Hey bitch, actually here is Abby, I cant fucking believe you would do this to me. I never want to see you again in my life... if I ever see you again, I will slap your little feminine penis, you trap whore... also this all is fake and gay
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>>741746101
get lost butthurt
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>>741746028
They don't call me the stifmeister for nothing
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>>741746028
>>741745977
Use my winrar from last thread
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I'll literally pay that "hotel room damage cost" nigger to off himself
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>>741746071
Tv shows are fake, they are still entertainment bro
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>>741746080
Roll this
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im so fucking hard right now.. please send me a pic to tease me
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>>741746071
Laughing my ass off at the fact you think millions of people act/think/speak the exact same.
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>>741746094
That's the one I'm doing
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>>741746101
just eat dick and buzz off
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>>741746071
So are you an actual girl or just the neck beard virgin who just ripped his fedora a little too much? Seems more like second
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>>741746122
Mad autist is still lurking I see. Fuck off already, he's not sending it
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>>741746200
thanks dawg we await
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>>741746101
OP here.

Because you're an autistic faggot.
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its just a prank bro, im taking suggestions on what to text from a bunch of cucks on a website i found. dont worry i wont tell abby about this
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Found the new thread guys.


"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
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>>741746200
Excellent
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>>741746152
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT "ANONYMOUS POSTER IS ANGRY ALSO IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER"
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>>741746167
How much
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>>741746101
Those.Quads.SUCKED

This is not your thread so go to bed
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>>741746234
found? OP linked it in the last thread you fuckin idiot
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Stream it
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>>741746234
Was it hard to find this thread? Even though OP linked it in the last one? You faggot
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>>741746200
op, if she does indeed deliver be sure to post the full size pic(s) on their own too
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>>741746234
>Found the new thread guys.
please leave already
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send me a pic so i know what your sweet pussy looks like before i destroy it x
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NUDES!!!!!!!
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Quatro
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>>741746229
OP Get some fucking nudes already you weak bitch.
This slut is literally going to turn her seat into a slip'n'slide on her way over to your place.
I still say you should orchestrate a threesome with her and your wife.
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>>741746230
roll
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EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT "OP IGNORES QUADS IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER"
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>>741746028

Yeah.... cheating on your wife's bestie after just a few msgs...

Dude, either she is setting you up, or she is a massive whore.

If the earlier, you're in shit.

If the latter, you're getting an STD.

Idiot.
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>>741746281
Yeah, what this guy said.
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>>741746230
roll2
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>>741746028
You ever want to film a porno?
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>>741746230
roll3
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>>741746230
roll4
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what's taking OP so long holy shit
just ask for nudes already, cuck
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Can you guys quit being fucktards and follow the rules? It will prevent wasting threads and time and we'll get what we want, which if obviously noodz.
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>>741746306
You should have rolled the dubs then faggot.
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>>741746317
Look at this white knight! Faggot!
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>>741746366
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R
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Jodie. Please, hug me :(
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>>741746229
Actually I'm the op quads get

>>741746101
This was not me.

I'll prove in next post

Also
""Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
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>>741746143
REEEEEE-rolling
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>>741746230
Rollerino
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>>741746336
>>741746351
>>741746366
Gotta wait until OP gets a reply from her
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>>741746366
Doesn't count. gotta wait until she replies. Read the rulez.
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>>741746366
WinZip.exe
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>>741746366
lol re rolls don't count bitch
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>>741746388
this
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>>741746366
Sad trombone
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>>741746299
WINRAR
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i await op with bells on my cock
pls no dinosaur, you are a legend
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>>741746401
I need pics to know you're serious about this though
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Honestly, I just wanna see you get gang fucked by a pack of wild rabid niggers screeching at the top of their lungs like the monkeys they are.
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>>741746317
OP here.

This is a legitimate cuck.
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I wanna watch you get gangfucked by a pack of chimp niggers while I watch in the corner stroking my tiny 2 inch dick REEEEEEE
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>>741746401
Time to stop listening to /b/ and get her over to yours or go to hers.
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>>741746401
YASSSSS
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>>741746401
Hurry then, I am hard as diamonds.
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>>741746401
Aww come on at least a sneak peak?
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Hey. This is Abby. I just want you to know i've been reading this whole chat, you sick whore.
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>>741746401
you're a faggot
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>>741746422
LOL
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>>741746401
Fake and gay. Sage
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That works too :) I'm gonna fuck you long and hard and with so much passion. I've been dreaming about this day for years, I promise it'll be good. I've been thinking of all the ways to pleasure you, and trust me I've found the best way.
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>>741746401

Send me something so I know you arent just going to tell my wife
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how do i know you are serious then?
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>>741746422
This is unfortunate...
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>>741746401
No pics.
/thread
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>>741746486
THIS
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>>741746473
rolling for this
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>>741746429
He has to photoshop the next one
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I wanna watch you get gangfucked by a pack of chimp niggers while I watch in the corner stroking my tiny 2 inch dick REEEEE
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>>741746487
this please
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>>741746401
Ok. Just fuck her and make a thread tomorrow
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>>741746401
id like some pics to prove youre not leading me on ;)
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>>741746503
reroll
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>>741746414
Roll
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>>741746500
Accidental dubs... but still good reply lmao.
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>>741746486
Rerollerino
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>>741746401
IT'S A SETUP, RUN OP
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>>741746500
This is unfortunate...
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>>741746422
>>741746426
>>741746428
where the fuck are the rules then? I was just here from previous thread
>>741746401
"I changed my mind, I'm not interested anymore. This doesn't feel right"
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>>741746520
roll
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This wasn't me

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
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>>741746472
roll
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That works too :) Babe I'm gonna fuck you long and hard and with so much passion. I've been dreaming about this day for years, I promise it'll be good. I've been thinking of all the ways to pleasure you, and trust me I've found the best way.
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>>741746401
I'm out. Abandon thread Anons. These are not the nudes you are looking for.
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>>741746401
So fucking fake and gay
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>>741746535
This
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>>741746486
>>741746503
what are you, 12? lol
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>>741746487
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>>741746520
this
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>>741746562
this plz
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>>741746401
Hey, we're fucking in an hour, don't be so prude
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>>741746577
WINRAR
>>
You should send this op.

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
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>>741746487
this pls
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>>741746577
oh my god what a fag
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>>741746473
Lol literally retarded thinking abby wouldn't call with screenshots to send after she hangs up because he says "I dont know what youre talking about"
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>>741746542
Then go back and read the post where he said so.
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>>741746590
THIS
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>>741746577
WINRARRRR
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>>741746577
W i N r A r
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OP : just a sneak so that i can be hard when you get here
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>>741746577
FOR BRITAIN'S SAKE WHY
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>>741746590
Roll
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"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

What about this?
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JUST HERE TO WASTE SPACE
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>>741746595
Holy fuck you nigger
She already said she doesn't send pics
Can you fucking read or are you just that stupid?
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>>741746562
Winrat
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>>741746616
it 404'd retard
>>741746401
"I changed my mind, this doesn't feel right."
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Zzzzzzzzzzzz
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OP PLEASE TAKE PICS WHILE YOU'RE BANGING HER AND POST HERE
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Hey op

Send this?

Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
Since the bitch won't send nudes send this.....

"What if I were to get Abby in on us hooking up? I think she'd be down for it."
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>>741746676
not my problem negro
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mate what if you sent this?
"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
LETS GET NUDES AND CALL IT
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Fake and gay as all aids.
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>>741746577
OP here. A bit faggy. Should have persisted for a nude but whatever. I suppose this is next
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>>741746700
Hey faggot

Kill yourself?
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>>741746700
these dubs don't count boy
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>>741746669
Honestly it's passed the point where I care

It hit dubs originally
Then quads
The dubs again

He's just picking what he wants

Also
"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
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>>741746468
This.

From here on everyone just be wanting nudes to jack themselves off. Stop listening to the virgins of /b/ and get laid.
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I'm actually not interested anymore, this doesn't feel right. I was testing the waters.
>>741746716
then it's not my problem to know about the rules
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>>741746401
Get over here already cupcake, I got a hard 2.6 inches ready to roll
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>>741746730
NO WAIT WE CAN DO ANOTHER ONE
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>>741746676
Then check the archives retard
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>>741746722
Dubs
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what about this
"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741746730
Poster here, replace with this: Hey, we're fucking in an hour, don't be so prude
>>
"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741746730
pls no give up so easily
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>>741746730
Fuck the faggy response we all want nudes and so do you.
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Honestly, I just wanna see you get gang fucked by a pack of wild rabid niggers screeching at the top of their lungs like the monkeys they are.
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>>741746772
not all threads are archived
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lack of nudes might just make me leave this thread lol
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>>741746799
Please stop insisting. No hotel was enven mentionned
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this would get the keks

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
You should send this

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
Nudes or i send all the screenshots to abby
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Has anyone recommended this?

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
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>>741746652
lemme join you
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>>741746797
replace it if you havent sent already
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>>741746855
no
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>>741746853
Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

Shows what you know.
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>>741746864
RR
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>>741746864
Reroll 2
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>>741746905
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>>741746797
>>741746730
Holy fuck OP wheres that persistence? Dont post that faggy long ass response. Get them nudes.
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>>741746864
This
>>
Got a new one you might like.

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>
Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

I bet she'd love it.
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Spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman
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oh man this one will be great

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741746939
thx
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>>741746949
Nudes or i send all the screenshots to abby
>>
OP YOU SUCK
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>>741746949
"come over than, i'm waiting."
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>>741746949
hurry up and give me something to fap to
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>>741746949
All right, come on over then and we'll have some fun ') don't waste anymore time
>>
>>741746949
Promise this stays between us . And we can do it all you want ?
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>>741746951
You fucking autist with your trash grammar
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>>741746949
Alright then, my place or your place?
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>>741746992
good god what a beta
>>
>>741746977
OP here.

Win.
>>
oh boyo

"Seriously though, how about it?
before we meet at the hotel I've booked for us and lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741746977
Correct grammar and I'm okay with this. Or be more persistent with nuudes and do
"Nudes or i send all the screenshots to abby"
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>>741746949
Hey Joe, caught you messin round down town
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>>741746949
Get your whore arse over here now, whats (wife name) told you about my dick skills? x
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>>741746977
WINRAR
op, please add to this "and show me what im waiting for"
we just want some tits man
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>>741746963
Fuck. At this point might as well
Something something long enough to see yourself become the villain.

ROLL
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>>741746977
Good. This is what needed to win.

Enjoy that pussy, anon.
>>
I can adapt to situations post this shit

"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741746949
There's nothing left to.do. Now go and fuck her
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>>741747007
Bond confirms
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>>741746977
ding ding. End it op
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>>741746977
we have a winner
>>
OP here, just joking guys I'm actually texting myself on another phone. I don't even have a girlfriend kek
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>>741746821
>Merely pretending to be retarded
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/741740703/
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>>741746949
I'm gonna make your toes curl while you grip those sheets extra fucking hard
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>>741747044
As does dubs
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>>741746949
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>>741747044
dubs cumfirms
>>
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD
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>>741746949
Send dick pic from anon
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>>741746949
Only if you'll eat my fart box
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>>741747052
OP here.

Ignore this autistic troll.
>>
>>741747022
the dubs ask of you op to bring us tits
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>>741747102
nice man
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>>741747007
Enjoy that puss.

Vid that shit too.
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>>741747052
Wow knew it sage
>>
This.

"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
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>>741746953
>>
>>741747052
not op
>>
>>741747142
no shit retard
>>
"Come over right now". Send a big white cock pic also.
>>
"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

This
>>
hotel deposit may fucking that room over booking us im need pussy lose the a before

before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
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OP said troll, what a fag
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Honestly, I just wanna see you get gang fucked by a pack of wild rabid niggers screeching at the top of their lungs like the monkeys they are.
>>
>>
Anyone want to text ME some quality dick pics?

I'm missing out on all the fun here. OP is a fag anyway.

>6195861599
>>
"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

Op this.
>>
OP here, I'm not OP.
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>>741746949
"Did you know Hitler did nothing wrong"
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>>741747171
This only that you send a small cock pic
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>>741747209
About one time, heh... we might like it enough to do it again sometime ;)
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>>741747249
rerollin
>>
>>741747209
baby i never only cum once
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>>741747209
WE GOT THIS NIGGER LAID
>>
>>741747209
Show me your asshole first
>>
I wanna watch you get gangfucked by a pack of chimp niggers while I watch in the corner stroking my tiny 2 inch dick REEEEEEEE
>>
>>741747209
one time thing yea just come over as soon as possible
>>
>>741747249
re fucking roll
>>
>>741746949
Little joe never once gave it away, everybody had to pay and pay
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>>741747207
Rr
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>>741747242
this
>>
OP you've got 30 minutes. Put a hidden camera where you'll be fucking and upload it
>>
>>741747209
You bet your sweet ass
>>
yep
>>
>>741747277
I'm gonna take some pics too, maybe a video
>>
>>741747277
Winraar
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>>741747209
Yes. It will be out secret. Hurry up I'm ready
>>
>>741747209
No. It would be a lifelong partnership
>>
>>741747209
YOU BETTER POST PICS YOU FAG, WE GOT YOU LAID
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>>741747277
winrar
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>>741747277
WIN. Ask for nudes though.
Nudes or i send all the screenshots to abby.
>>
>>741747277
CHECK THESE WIININGS
>>
>>741747209
OP here, I'm going to show her my Sonic the Hedgehog memorabilia
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>>741747209
My ass longs for your tendrils to wretch it open.
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>>741747249
Rollerino
>>
OP will you please get a shot of her asshole? We've been with you all night and got you laid sucka
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>>741747268
no we didn't you fucking autist its fake also
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
OP needs to share pics of this slut being fucked by him!
>>
"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

Fake as fuck op
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>>741747277
WINRAR
>>
OP, you planning to actually fuck her or what?
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>>741747209
British fucks.

>you at yours?

Complex vocabulary yeah
>>
>>741747209
My body is ready
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>>741747209
Get ready to taste my one inch unwashed penis
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>>741746028
Op, we need more pictures. Please & thank you.
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>>741747209
if she comes over... fucking set up a few cameras and post proof of the sexing... also if this gets dubs:
"I'm here yes, come right over, and put something sexy on"
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>>741747277
OP here.

Sent this.
>>
no nudes = bs, eat a dick hair op
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>>741747428
This. Waste of time
>>
>>741747370
We invented the language we can use it however we want also

before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room. (Leave this out)

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, I command you my dirty little secret"
>>
Op is a fag and this thread is as fake as Kim k's tits any virgin could have got nudes from that slut
>>
>>741747428
>>
>>741747209
One time thing. Now pepper your Angus love
>>
>>741747426
vid that shit when it happens faggot
>>
send picture of wife, wanna see the face thats gonna get disappointed by her cheating ass man
>>
>>741747405
Anymore pics anon ?
>>
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741747370
It's our language, fag. We use it how we choose.
>>
Any pics of the wife's friend? Blur the face?
>>
>>741747426
You gonna do it OP?
Can't really back out now.
>>
>>741747484
tits or gtfo
>>
"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, I command you my dirty little secret"
>>
>>741747426
you didnt send

Not a "quickie" per se, I'm gonna fuck you long and hard and with so much passion. I've been dreaming about this day for years, I promise it'll be good. I've been thinking of all the ways to pleasure you, and trust me I've found the best way.

Even though it got rerolled by dubs.
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>>741747542
he sent
>>
If this is real I bet OP is sweaty and smells like shit. Didn't expect to ruin his marriage over 4chan shit posting but to each their own, right? Haha
>>
>>741747518
I don't have it saved but it was in the older thread and can confirm she's hot
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>>741747209
we'll see ;) i'm already diamonds waiting for you babe
>>
>>741747530
its fake so no hes not gonna do it
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>
>>741747458
It already says it going to be at OP's place
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>>741746317
Victory at any cost
>>
>>741747576
OP post again?
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>>741747542
Like I said
I got quads dubs dubs dubs dubs
He's a faggot and it's all fake

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, I command you my dirty little secret"
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>>741747518
>>
>>741747513
Dont mind the colonials, they're so provincial
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>>741747597
Or send me something to get me started (;
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>>741747579
this please
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>>741747597
You are much more enjoyable ;)
>>
>>741747597
How about you send me a nude, and I'll calm down? ;)
>>
>>741747601
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741747598
Hence leave this out

Fuck tard

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, I command you my dirty little secret"
>>
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>>741747468
@ everyone who thinks OP will deliver anything other than fake text messages (guys who use anything other than iPhone don't get laid)
You're dumb as fuck.
>>
>>741747597
She seems pretty sound like
>>
pictures of wife?
>>
What position you want to be blessed by my meat sword in first?
>>
Well done OP, enjoy your lay.
>>
>>741747622
WIN
WIN
WIN
>>
>>741747622
THIS. Don't be a faggot OP.
>>
>>741747622
WINRAR
>>
>>741747370
We created the fucking thing, if it wasn't for us America would still be a shithole being used by golly tribes.
>>
>>741747597
Why watch porn when you can give me something... more satisfying while I wait for you
>>
>>741747644
>>741747622
PICK ONE OP
>>
>>741747597
If dubs, stop doing this and potentially ruining it. Just go enjoy the best thing that happened to you
>>
>>741747597
Please this OP...
Honestly, I just wanna see you get gang fucked by a pack of wild rabid niggers screeching at the top of their lungs like the monkeys they are.
>>
>>741747597
Wear something sexy ;)
>>
>>741746028
Real question OP, if she goes to your house will you have the balls to do it?
>>
>>741747597
There's really nothing left.
>>
>>741747597
Before putting some porn on I'm sending our convo to my wife. See y'a !
>>
>>741747681
Didn't we win the war? LMAO
>>
>>741747698
Reroooooollll
>>
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>>741747597
Welp. I guess that wraps it up.

good game, fellas. I never thought I'd live to see the day.

4chan can't count to 5, but it can get a man's wife's best friend to fuck him..... wtf?

4chan just got a man laid???
>>
>>741747681
see

>>741747620
>>
>>741747703
if op's not a faggot, he will pound that pussy like a boss
>>
>>741747698
Rr
>>
>>741747698
rolling for screeching niggers
>>
>>741747731
lmao
>>
>>741747603
That's my sister. No way that is the girl OP is taking to. Better be trolling or I'll ruin this whole thing.
>>
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741747700
Winrar
>>
>>741747716
The independence war? I believe we Frenchman were the reason you could win it.
>>
>>741747681
Uh, no. The oldest languages of the british isles are pretty much extinct. English is mostly germanic, norman, and latin.
>>
>>741747681
Britain controlled and owned 2/3 of the world while colonising America.

You might wanna just go back to your trailer Billy bob

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"
>>
>>741747731
It's fake you retarded cunt.
>>
>>741747777
Quads speak truth
>>
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>>741747597
I cant wait to taste your shit.
>>
OP stop this fucking tease and get us some nudes

Say "I don't want porn i want you"
>>
>>741747731
when /b/ got a man laid for the first time in history but he was already married and probably getting free sex already
>>
"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"
>>
>>741747768
DO IT!
>>
>>741747768
Prove it
>>
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>>741747768
>>
>>741747777
OHHHHHH
>>
>>741747768
prove it

before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that hotel I'm booking for us.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that hotel I'm booking for us."
>>
"I'm gonna need a shot of that pussy right now, to get me going it'll be our dirty little secret"
>>
>>741747716
Frenchies carried so fucking hard you still thank them
>>
>>741747796
CHOMP CHOMP
>>
>>741747846
>please die faggot
>>
>>741747777
You helped, but doesn't change the fact that US and allies defeated English fucks.
>>
"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"

Now boyo
>>
>>741747716
Frogs won that for you mate, you'd still be sucking british cock otherwise
>>
OP, if you can get her on your dick over a few texts, wear a fuckin condom, easy slut
>>
Post pics after you done fucking
>>
>>741747859
Considering it was a close battle, I wouldn't say carried lmao.
>>
>>741747716
No, you won a single battle that the French fought for you. We decided to pull out because we were dealing with napoleon. You didn't beat the British Empire. We didn't think America was worth it, we had France to deal with. You demanded Canada, we told you to fuck off.
>>
>>741747896
>and allies
Who do you think the French were, neutrals?
>>
>>741747597
ARGRMMMPHH MMPFHHH ARGRRHHH
>>
"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"

>>741747887
Wasn't me changed up my shit.
>>
Speaking of wars what country was it that lost to fucking llamas?
>>
New thread OP
>>
"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"

Op hasn't posted in quite some time guys.
>>
>>741747716
Yup. So now the language is ours. The British are war losing cucks that speak like downys
>>
>>741747977
The other colonials, the ones we don't speak about.
>>
>>741747996
OP is getting laid, unlike you
>>
>>741747977
You mean Australia to emus?
>>
>>741747597
time for a new thread man
>>
>>741748016
>>
>>741747977
And the Vietnamese.

>losing every war you've started ever.

>defeating the British by throwing tea into some salty water in some shit burg noone cares about.
>>
>>741746470
this should do the trick
>>
>>741747777
THE QUADS
>>
fuck me, take this french english bullshit elsewhere.
>>
>>741748018
>thinkks this thread is real
I see another anon not getting laid
>>
>>741748048
don't go to this thread. OP save us
>>
>>741748048
Gay.
>>
OP here.

This was fun guys. Just texting my own number lol. The girl is someone on my Facebook.

Should have let you believe it
>>
>>741748018
Shows what you know.
>>
>>741747977
Ah yes correction the Emu war
>>
>>741746470
this
>>
>>741748069
nah im not getting laid either :P
>>
Backstory on this? Just got here
>>
>>741748137
we got a dude laid
>>
>>741748079
I'm so surprised.
>>
>>741748079
>OP here.

>This was fun guys. Just texting my own number lol. The girl is someone on my Facebook.

>Should have let you believe it


Like we ever believed it without any proof hence the bombardment of bullshit.

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"
>>
>>741748137
some fag fucks his wife's best friend
but its bullshit cuz no nudes
>>
>>741748016

>>741748016
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741748155
Not op
>>
f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
where are you op
f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
>>
>>741748137
Someone texting themselves and not even following their own rules.

Op is faggot
Just keep reposting "
before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
Until It dies like the last 3
>>
>>741748079
How do you text your own number?
>>
>>741748049
American history knowledge rears its shrunken head again and proves its self insufficient.
>>
>>741748145
Oh thats nice thing of you guys to do, can you /b/ros help me get laid too?
>>741748177
Oh now its interesting! Will op take pics?
>>
>>741748245
You just... do it... Are you that fucking retarded?
>>
>>741748245
Try it dummy. Shows up twice, just delete one
>>
>>741748255
ofc not because op's a fag and this is fake
>>
>>741748079
proof faggot
>>
>>741748237
>>741748293
Well thats disappointing then
Bye then thanks for rundown!
>>
>>741748049
>be British general
>Oh no someone ruined all our tea
>these people have no limits
>what will we drink?
>surrender
>>
>>741748193
OP here.

It was me.
>>
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guys I think we got beaned :(
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>>741748354
never change /b/
>>
>>741748354
Well we had fun anyways
>>
>>741748254
Typical amerifag denying they lost in Vietnam.

Got fucked up by rice farmers with sticks.

Even when you dropped napalm.

Shut the fuck up billybob
>>
>>741748354
Nice one OP! You're one funny guy xDxD
>>
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>>741748079
OMG didnt see that coming TOPKEK loooooooooool xD #
>>
We all got beened
>>
>>741748354
Nigger I wasted 3 hours of my life
>>
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>climb out of racecar bed, waddle out the door with a diaper full of ammo

Time for your punishment OP
>>
>>741748354
I'm pretty sure most of us knew
>>
You should never anger 4chin
>>
>>741748354
Keklord
>>
>>741748354
IT WAS JUST A PRANKKKKKKKK XD
>>
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>>741748354
Genuinly shocked face.

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"
>>
>>741748354
Why would you be so picky about your responses if it wasn't real?

Did you really need to live out the fantasy that badly?
>>
>>741748354
Universe still intact. OP remains and will always be a faggot. Nothing is real
>>
>>741748435
Like there was anything else you woul dhave done with them :(
>>
>>741748411
OP here.

Me too fags
>>
>>741748448
Lol what you gonna do faggot
>>
>>741748435
How would it not have been wasted if this shit was real?
>>
>>741748473
Hack u fagit so shut the heck up!
>>
>>741748468
Sleep
>>
>>741748473

see---v

>>741748444
>>
>>741748354
Well played, but of course we always suspected it. It reallt doesnt matter if its true or not. I fapped to it, and finished.

Anyway. The pic you posted of that girl is not from facebook. Why lie?
>>
>>741748473
you're a retarded fuckhole if you think that "You should never anger 4chin" was a threat. 4chin you idiot.

Thanks for the laughs you retarded child
>>
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT "OP IGNORES QUADS IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER"
>>
>>741748471
Add that to the text
>>
OP here.

You guys are awesome, never fail to make me kek. You lot can take banter.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOI FUCKING STUPID FAT NECKBEARD WHITE BETA CUCKS GOT TROLLED HARD AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA LMAOOOOOO
>>
>>741748354
OP

Your not a very nice person
>>
>>741748562
I didn't, it was on Facebook, someone in my friends list. Never spoke to her, just thought she was hot
>>
>>741748625
OPs 20 minutes of fame is himself talking to strangers about fucking himself.
>>
>>741748680
Got a name?
>>
>>741747731

Dude, this is absolutely not legit in any way.

OP is faking the whole thing.
>>
>>741748717
Her? I'll only give her first. Chloe
>>
>>741748692
"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."

This comment got more traction and attention than op ever did. Kek

It's being posted in other threads by other anons now too.
>>
Guys I'm doxing op now.

New thread for verdict?
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OP, go fuck yourself
>>
>>741748786
Do it I've reverse searched I'll post rules in other thread

Just because I got dubs and quads on my comment that weren't delivered

"before we meet at the hotel I'm booking for us, I may lose my damage deposit fucking you all over that room.

I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy."
>>
>>741748777
Nah just you
>>
>>741748777
Should feed hungry anons this copypasta for years to come
>>
>>741748786
Doubt
>>
>>741748763
dubs get last name
>>
>>741748867
Not at all pal

"I'm gonna need a before shot of that pussy right now, to get me goint it'll be our dirty little secret"

That was what I was sending by the end it had many variations but they're posting the original.
>>
>>741748876
I hope so pal.
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