SECRETS THREAD...

>>741743774
My Grandfather told me on his deathbed that he was part of the Einsatzgruppen during WWII in Lithuania.

Sissy porn. I've made a bunch of it. Of myself.

>>741743891
wtf is that? i dont listen to hip-hop

I wouldn't really mind befriending, taking care of, loving, and sexually penetrating a 9 year old girl.

Fucked a fat chick and I didn't have sex for 6 months after cause I could still feel the rolls

>>741743774
I really want to fuck my girlfriend while she sucks her dog's cock.

>>741743949
Nazi Death Squads.

>>741743992
I really want my wife to let the dog lick and rim her while I fuck her mouth

Convinced a kid that used to be in boyscouts with me to suck my dick at 13 and basically used him as a toy for months only a few people know

>>741743992
mmf is gay as fuck, youre a disgusting fag. gtfo with that homo shit, wtf is wrong with you?

>>741744114
Faggot.

>>741744178
eh it is whatever to be honest was my first blowjob and handjob, plus the kid was the biggest autistic spaz and everyone hated him so this was my personal way of getting back

>>741744242
Are you a girl now? Lol

I'm autistic as fuck, oh wait. That's not a secret.

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>>741744420
Lol wut? nah I just enjoyed watching this kid fucking beg to touch and suck my cock and I never touched him he begged me to touch his dick but holy shit that nigga had an oversized clit, no more than 1.5 inches

I showered with a 9yo earlier today, have done it quite a few other times also

>>741744551
dude that's kinda weird

>>741743774
Up util I was 15 nearly 16 used to get a female cousin who was two years younger to kick me in the balls a lot on many occasions. I pulled my pants down for It and she enjoyed It. Sometimes I think about going back and getting her to do It again

>>741744852
most people would agree, that's why i dont tell them. not weird at all imo

>>741745022
like you don't like touch them or anything right?

Used to play sex games with the neighbours daughter when we were both like 7. Pretty normal I suppose, what's not normal is I still think about the stuff we did

>>741744551
Aah i see, and is this 9 year old girl giving you the consent? No I am not fbi

>>741744551
What were you fucking told?
STOP POSTING THIS BULLSHIT NONSTORY!

I accidentally left the stove on and burnt my food. I blamed my little brother and he got his ass beat for it. I feel guilty whenever I think about it.

>>741745140
no, sometimes i help with her hair but i dont molester her or anything. when she was younger I would have to help her more so i have touched her but nothing sexual/bad.

>>741745282
yes, it is 100% consensual. her parents are fine with it also.

>>741745394
i didnt get the memo, maybe my secretary forgot to give it to me

>>741744855
That's kind of hot

>>741743774
I peed the bed. Not when I was little, like, last week. I was having a bad dream after sleeping for like 14 hours and my body went without waking me up. I was mortified.

I secretly need pictures of your penises.

I need something sizable that'll help me sleep at night, and sassify my dream world.

Google can't do it for me anymore. I need a personal picture from an actual person.

>6195861599 (text it niggers)

>>741746106
lol

I convinced 3 ex girlfriends to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>741745523
Fuck you. You get the memo just about every time you post your nonstory. Same thing every time:
>opfag: "I shower with a 9 year old"
> newfag: "really anon?!, what happens?"
> opfag "nothing"
Seriously. Fuck off.

>>741746106
you from sandiego

>>741746579
noted

>>741743774
I caught my boyfriend masturbating while wearing my bra and panties and recorded it so I could masturbate to it later.

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>I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
>I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
>I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

>>741743774
There's a good chance that what my husband thinks are his sons are actually his nephews.

>>741746699
You said that before too, dumbcunt.

>>741746839
noted

I once masturbated so much that I lost feeling in my clit

>>741746826
how old is she?

>>741743949
Kek

>>741743952
We are on /b/, we all want that.

>>741746832
So does he think it or not? Or don't you even know?

>>741744855
That's really hot. I tried to get my wife into that but she's just...not really a kinky lady. I really consider cheating on her just to find a femdom that will ballbust me, make me worship her ass and ruin my orgasms.

I have a cannibalistic fetish.

>>741747123
There's no reason he should suspect.

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>>741747082
shes 19

>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

>>741747258
Do you still cheat?

bi fag here, when i was in college,18-19yo, i had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy

>>741747342
tell a fellow fag more

>>741743952
get therapy because that is not okay. you're not a criminal YET but do get some help so you won't be.

My neighbor made me suck his dick on a daily basis when I was 5 years old.

>>741747310
tell her

I spend hours everyday fapping on cam chat sites. Usually with girls of a questionable age. I've had some real good wins

>>741747456
That's gay

>>741746725
fucking queer

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I turned myself into a pickle to avoid my family

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There's a portal to another dimension in my room, I cum in it and watch my genetic material whirl around the interdimensional vortex as it breaks up in the twirling and amounts to nothing. Hell, before the vortex, I felt like nothing every single time I finished masturbating, anyway...

I fucked my neighbors 18yr old daughter while he was away

>>741747331
Only when he's on deployment.

>>741747590
>I cum in it and watch my genetic material whirl around
That's called a sink, you live in a basement

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>>741747478
doubt that would go over well.

>go to DQ get 2 blizzards
>park in parking lot and pull out phone
>start to fap to my sisters pics
>about to cum and grab a blizzard
>shove the blizzard down on my cock and cum
>take it home and hand it to sis
>she says thanks bro

>>741747617
>I fucked a girl

Worst secret ever.

>>741747645
Fair enough

>>741745152
That actually is normal

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>>741747617

I frequently think about im great detail how I would kill people and dispose of the remains. Not just in general. People I meet, know, or talk to throughout my mandatory human interactions daily.

I....I.....
MASTURBATED ON MY SISTER’S COUCH
https://youtu.be/6YfTAQF7zs0

I used to force my maybe 4 or 5 year old neighbor (girl) to suck me off when i was 12 - 13. I still fantasize about those days and think it has really fucked up my sexual preferences.

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>>741747730
Yea but I'm 32 now and I still daydream about those days

>>741747852
find another loli?

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>>741747783

They would sense you coming up on them, flip you over a table and do you.

The knife, the rusty scissors, your wussy penis but they'd do you worse than you think you're gonna be cool because NBC is getting another season of wusses.
This is your fault.

>>741743774
You shouldn't have done this. Now all the pedophiles are out.

Saw my Moms pussy a few years ago when I was 17. Not attracted to her at all but she does have a very nice pussy.

I'm into a lotta kinky shit and my significant other knows most all aspects of it besides that I've gotten off to underage shit. But, like most 4chan chick's I was touched as a child so maybe that has to do with it?

>>741747854
You'll never stop anon. We all have those sexy childhood adventures that are just as sexy now as they were at the time. Somehow even sexier

>>741747883
none so far, at least ones that arent 2 dimensional

>>741747983
yeah I know that feel homie
good luck brother

>>741747852
I did that as well, the same age for both of us also with a girl my Mom had to baby sit occasionally but I gave her the old "close your eyes and open your mouth" routine.

I'm 22 and have been sexting and having sex with a 31 year old married woman in one of my classes. Seems like we are falling in love with each other but I think she had just been overwhelmed by the attention I have given her.

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>>741747956
>I'll never have a pedo gf

Why live

>>741743981
100% Feel you on that

i'm a pretty fucked up person.

short and simple

>>741743774
I don't seed torrents after downloading them

I want my FWB and his group of hot stoner friends to gangbang me

>>741748235
You MONSTER

I fuck my sister daily and shes sucking me off rn

>>741748314
Pic

>>741743926
link??

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>>741743891
Nice

raise your hands if you are pedosexual

>>741748289
do it

>>741747424
atm im too unsober and lazy to grntxt many details but it was one of my best relationships compared to the 10+ girls ive dated. sexual aspects were awesome as well. He was super cute, easily a 8/10.

>>741744551
Hello there Mr. Sandusky....

Reconnected with Long lost family from my mother side who passed when I was a kid. Female cousin 22 is super hot. No real convo or hangout. Lives 4 hours away. After a few months following on insta she posts a mirror pic with lockers in the background. Could only mean 1 thing. She's stripping. Google her town and surrounding clubs. Finally find the one she's working at. Knowing that she comes from a bad upbringing, has no morals or self respect and probably on pills and stripping for her survival I make plans to take a little trip. One weekend when wife takes kids to in laws. I stay behind. Drive 4 hours away. Rent a motel. Drive to club. Pay entry. Sit for a few. Deny all advances from dirty bitches until finally there she is. I don't just jump on her. I make eye connection. Ask for a drink. Wait until she hits stage. Throw 5s not 1s. Total of like $100. She has no idea who I am. Wait until she finishes on stage. She approaches me and asks me for a dance. I tell her I'm not really into the dance since it leaves me all blue ball. And just like the little hood rat white trash pos she is. Says for $200 we can go to champagne room and do whatever I like. Act like I'm hesitant but really hard like a missle. Goes to upstairs champagne room. And for the next 30 minutes stuff my cock in every hole she has eventually ripping the condom off and cumming all over her face. Immediately leave. Don't even spend night in motel. Drive 4 hours back. Haven't been back since.

>>741746921
That makes me want to masturbate so much that I lose feeling in my dick...

>>741748713
sandusky liked boys

I have lied on 4chan

>>741746832
Why on earth would you risk such a thing? Life changing fuck up it could easily turn into.

i once came just from listening to Youth Lagoon. I was extremely high.

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>>741746832
I'll say it again. Whores like you are why I got a vasectomy in my 20s

>>741748926
Don't lie

>>741743774
My mom's friend fongered me in her car

I fucked a girl even though she said "No, stop".
basically border line raped her

>>741748998
I never set out to do it. It just kinda happened that way.

There used to be this strict Muslim girl at work that I actually got along with really well and knew her brother. She confessed to me that she had a white non Muslim bf and her brother would kill her if he found out.

She sucked my cock plenty of times in exchange for my silence, thing is I think she enjoyed it. She left a while back. Gutted

>>741747645
Only when he is risking his life for your freedom....

DIRTY CUNT

>sister is sick again
>go to kitchen
>have diarrhea all over everything
>bring food to sister

>>741749383
Yeah that don't make sense.

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I encourage my girlfriend to be into black guys

browsing /b/ all day in the office for something that makes me rock hard. Then go fapping in our bathroom at work. happens everey day 1-3times.

>>741749407
>sister is once more sick
>needs help moving
>start moving boxes
>have diarrhea over everything
>bring food to sister

>>741749449
And....

What did she say?

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>>741748119
>>741748119
>>741748119


I only talk down on people like this, because i secretly wish i had an interesting life...

I'm famous for being a virgin IRL and I'm not ashamed of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

>>741749404
>>741749428
You try spending months on end without the person who's supposed to be your partner. It gets lonely.

>>741749496
that she does like muscled black guys & the taboo about interracial dating

>>741748483
Did you mean "a paedophile"?

>>741749477
>getting sick of sister being so sick all the fucking time
>she needs help with something, again
>I am tired of having diarrhea over everything
>wear depends
>have blowout cuz my heart says yeah yeah, and diarrhea says no no
>bring food to sister

When clients of the company I work for can't pay their monthly fee, I ask them if they can't pay Me on another way and i'll make the payment go away. Feels great when woman offers to have sex.

>>741749565
>In regards to keeping the BABY! Why would you keep it if you weren't sure.

>>741749619
no
pedophiles are offenders while pedosexuals are just attracted and haven't acted on their attractions

>>741749622
Fucking kek

>>741749595
So have you asked her to fuck one while you watch yet?

I'm the biological father of my sisters daughter. She's healthy and happy. Her "father" has no clue and my sister and I still fuck occasionally.

>>741743981
Fuck off faggot he spills his secret and you go all therapist on that future criminal.

>>741749653
Because killing babies is wrong.

I am transgender

>>741744242
Who is more of a faggot? You for being being faggot or the autistic kid for being a faggot?

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>>741749622
>thinking about ending my life cuz guess what, sister is once again, sick
>join the AA
>tell them, I am not a drunk, just have a lot of diarrhea whenever sister is sick and needs me
>they make of fun of me, call me a faggot
>I rip my depends, have revenge diarrhea on them
>bring food to sister

>>741747714

>Why is there a cock shaped hole in my blizzard, anon?

>>741749763
Yeah you full of shit bro!
>Condoms
>The pill
Nice bullshit rick!

>>741745152
It's normal. I'm an older guy, and I still think about the girl I used to play with from 7-9. I didn't know at he time, but her older brother, or someone must have been teaching her. We never fucked, but she taught me to give her oral, and would give me BJ's and HJ's. I never came, but it felt so damn good. Was so exciting too.

i wanna cum in my daughter sooooo badly

You guys wont believe this but hey what do i care... This moment changed my life.

Once I was having my lunch break on a park bench downtown. Real nice day, people everywhere. I wasn't really paying attention when the person sitting next to me left, didn't notice for a while they left a sports bag under the seat. I was going to leave it thinking it probably had gross sweaty gym gear in there. Something told me to check it out. I pretended it was mine, leaned down and unzipped it a little. Saw a few $20 and $50 dollar notes. Instantly put my food down picked up the bag and fucked off as quickly but calmly as I could. Didn't even think about being a good citizen, just thought 'fuck there's probably a grand there, I'm taking it, finders keepers.'
Walked a block opened the bag a little more and realised it was full of money. It was chockers.
I freaked out, wondered if someone was following me. Hailed a cab, went a few blocks, got out, hailed another then went straight home. Sitting in the back of the taxi I looked further in, bags of dope and just bundles of cash. Biggest rush of my life.
Called my boss and said I had just gotten violently sick and vomited. At home i tipped the money onto the bed and counted $38,090.
Got rid of the drugs. Hid the money under the house. Didnt even tell my wife. Thought it safer that way. Just spent it over the next few years on odd things, groceries, dinner, pizzas, movies, lotto tickets, scratchies that kind of thing.

My heart still pounds when I think about that moment. And fuck it was amazing counting all that money on my bed, I just kept laughing and punching the air like Tom Cruise or some shit. Kinda feel sorry for the Lebbo who would've gotten dealt to real hard for losing that bag. But hey, that was his problem. And I always wonder what if I hadn't taken an early lunch, or sat at that spot, and that I was almost going to walk away.

Tldr: keep your fucking eyes open. You never know what good fortune might come your way.

>>741748769

300 dollars plus gas plus motel to fuck your cousin. Sounds like a bargain.

>>741749981
so do it, i call sloppy seconds!!!

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>>741749802
>sister is, omfig, sick
>can no longer take the pain
>meet nice girl in school
>is michelle carter
>she keeps saying "do it faggot"
>goes back into truck
>michelle raises money and brings food to sister

When I was 15 my cousin's wife had a cousin who was my age and she hooked us up.
>Take school off one day to chill at cousin's house
>Only me, cousin's wife(B), and her cousin(A)
>Me and A sitting on the couch when B starts asking very straightforward questions
>Have you ever seen a pair of tits?
>Have you ever seen a vagina in real life?
>Have you ever have a lap dance?
>Weirded out cause it's basically my cousin
>Shit spirals out if control and I'm getting a lap dance in the middle of the living room from A while B watches
>A pulls my cock out and I'm so lost in the moment
>Blow on A's face while B watches the whole time
>Never told anyone

>>741750078
nah she is all mine

>>741749688
Just googled. They're pretty much the same. A paedophile doesn't have to assault children to be classified as a paedophile. Just being sexually attracted to children is enough

>>741749944
Double dubs checked.

Yea I get the feeling she was doing it with someone else before me as she seemed to know exactly what she was going and what she wanted. Pretty much the same, HJ and oral. I still remember the day over the fields alone when we stripped in the long grass and tried to have real sex. I can still see her on her back legs spread bald cooch looking at me.

i wanna be fucked while im asleep and i want the guy to finish on my face right when I wake up

>>741747482
Where do you find the ones of questionable age?

>>741750298
Just wait till they come along I suppose.

>>741750292
holy fuck that's hot

I fucked a 8yo girl once in Haiti.
She seemed like she didn't know what the fuck was going on and she'd just stay still while i was trying to ram her (she was way too tight, she bled and i couldn't fuck her but had fun still)
I paid 100 gourdes for it, about $2 bucks.

>>741749638
Any pics

>>741750354
Im a guy

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>>741750103
>sister is sick
>I am cured to diarrhea and overall fagginess thanks to Saint Michelle Carter
>saint Michelle is misunderstood around her time.
>dreams about michelle's bob and vegana
>she won't bring sister food, she in jail

>>741750424
gooby, pls

>>741749981
Drives me crazy to see my young daughter smiling back at men my age. She really loves the attention.

>>741749565
As if he isn't even more lonely...

Use birth control at least you dumb whore

>>741750424
>750424 ▶>>741750480
>>>741750354
>Im a guy
that's not me

>>741750365
You are a horrible person.

I know my sister is in a violent relationship and is getting raped by her bf and I don't want to do anything about it.

>>741750365
tell more if you have more

>>741750641
you can't rape the willing.
also show sister's bob and vegana

>>741746359
Pics or it didn't happen

>>741743891
You're grandpa was a faggot sheep then

>>741748235
lol... shit. you're not alone.

>>741746921
I wouldn't mind watching that

>>741748289
Who doesn't?

as a kid, my step mother was yelling at me for some shit I don't remember and she ended up telling me my mother used to be hooker way before meeting my dad.
I thought it was just an insult and I learned later it wasn't. Its been 10 years and i'm still in shock.

>>741749407
>>741749477
>>741749622
>>741749802
>>741750103
>>741750438

Ever think the sister is sick all the time, because OP has the HIV?

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>>741749802
Fucking kek'd

>>741747752
Wouldve fucked her also

>>741748119

I ranked Diamond on Lucioball.

clearly, i win.

In a long term relationship, but still regularly go off to suck a mutual friends cock and fuck his girlfriends (one, two, or even three at once) with him.

I've always had a sleep fetish, someday i hope to rape my gf in her sleep.

>>741747956
So you into boys or girls?

>>741750658
Feel free to ask

Also, i asked for a bj but she didn't do it, she didn't understood me i think, so i slapped her on the face as hard as i could.
Her pimp was her mother i think, they seemed related.

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This is some Tumblr tear shit fuck outta here

>>741751198
Were you on a sex tourism trip?

>>741751235
>tear
>tier

gb2school

>>741748769
This was worth all the scrolling!

>>741749449
Sounds like you're failing at that.

>>741748926
This is what I don't understand. I feel like 4chan is one of the most honest platforms out there BECAUSE of the anonymity. Why would anyone feel the need to lie when they're essentially faceless? There's really nothing to gain, as eventually the thread will be pruned and you, forgotten.

I've gone to my parents bedroom to listen to them having sex, and masturbating to my mother's moans

>>741750061
Man, i WISH something like that would happen to me

>>741743952

i find this pretty normal

>>741750292
You only live once

>>741744551

please i'm still waiting for body pics ;_;

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For over a year I wanted to be a gynoid, I'm male so yes I know I sound like a total fag.

I'm not going to be surprised or mad if you call me a fag.

>>741751291
Nope, a business trip in Puerto Rico.
I got a few days off and decided to go for it, since i knew it was pretty much my only chance (wife would get suspicious if i just randomly decided to go to Haiti, and there's no way i'd try it at home)
I came on her face, she seemed like she was about to cry but didn't, pretty sure her parents/pimp ground her if she does.
Not my best sexual experience but the most exciting, by far.

>>741751161
Do it tonight!

>>741751742
would you ever do it again or actually go on a sex tourism trip?

>>741751785
Nah, i don't want to risk waking her. It's gotta be someday when she's heavily medicated.

>>741751713
Do you even have the body to be passable?

>>741749981

her age?

> be me staying in hotel on work trip, just finished talking to gf
> 7pm watching tv eating room service burger and fries in hotel dressing gown
> knock on door before i can say anything hotel guy walks in
> we are both surprised to see each other
> he apologises, says he's housekeeping here to turn down the room
> tell him go ahead, it's all good
> he just does random shit and we talk a little bit. He even puts a chocolate on the pillow
> I get weird feeling from him but I assume its coz of how I'm dressed
> we kinda look at each other and I just know, shits about to go down
> he's gone all quiet
> I just nod my head and pull the gown open a bit
> comes straight over and puts his head in my lap
> starts sucking me
> OK shit just got real
> I don't stop him, let him go for it
> having a guy do this feels better than I expected
> all happened so quickly didn't have time to consider what was happening or that I was cheating on my gf
> maybe only 2 minutes in I'm already close to cumming.
> lie back and start humping his mouth
> he stops and gets like an instant regret
> says he's really sorry, shouldn't have done that, its inappropriate, please don't tell his boss
> I don't know what to say. Of course I won't tell your boss, its all good dude, you sure you don't wanna keep going but???
> he walks out
> I'm left lying there with saliva all over my hard on and a cold burger
> actually say out loud 'wtf was that all about'
> finished myself off
> watched curb your enthusiasm like nothing even happened
> checked out the next day, didn't see him again

>>741751844
Ye old waiting game

>>741751858
I sorta do...

But I'm sure with robotic engineering my body could become more suited for it though.

me , some friends, and my sister messed around when we were young, mostly she would blow us but we did fuck her too.

>>741748769
Good story, anon. But how did she not recognize you?

>>741749638
.. daydreaming at work..? That shit doesn't happen.

>>741751988
Sounds expensive

>>741751824
Again on a 8yo? doubt it
I wouldn't mind a 10-12yo or some girl i could actually fuck and maybe hear how she moans.
Maybe someday, not to Haiti, i don't mind black people but i don't find them attractive, brown chicks are OK, so maybe Colombia or Ecuador.

>>741750061
I believe you, and you did the right thing with it. Just buy normal stuff. Don't wave your money around. You're a wise anon

>>741751951
Exactly, i know that someday i'll get the chance, i'll probably take pics and shit, just the thought of it gets me rock hard.

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>>741752045
Indeed it does but holy fuck do I want to be synthetic.

I like the sounds of the words synth and synthetic.

There's this little girl (8y-soon to be 9) which i'm in love to. This summer I got to see her fully naked a couple of times. Took photos of her erected clit. Slept with her and passed the night fingering and licking her pussy.

When I try to touch her pussy when she's awake she seem to dislike it (she put my hand away), so I stopped doing that. But once I played with her erected clit for 1 min and I'm pretty sure she liked it, bc she didn't say anything.

Last month I slept with another little girl aged 9, not an heavy sleeper so I didn't do much. Fingered her pussy and tried penetration, but she woke up.

I know it's socially wrong but I love little girls too much.

>>741751996

age? greentext?

>>741751161
I did too, was dating a girl that was a very sound sleeper, and on Xanax, got her drunk and let a guy fuck her...wild time

Not as exciting as other's experiences, but when I was in 1st grade, I had this girl named cindy(same age well) and I would rub her vegena and would sometimes try to finger her through her pants and whatnot. Happened throughout all of 1st grade. Became disappointed when I found out she changed schools by 2nd grade

I piss the bed 90% of the time when I get drunk.
Every piece of furniture I own has my dried piss on it.

Pro-tip: Spraying white vinegar on "soiled" mattresses/couches makes the smell go away.

>>741750292

leave address here and keys under the welcome mat. i got this...

In high school, I dated a girl who lived like an hour away. So after dates and stuff, a lot of the time she would spend the night. (In the guest bed room.)

We'd never had sex, or gone any further than making out, and even that was pretty tame. But she was 9/10, and I was stupid in love with her. I imagined we'd end up married. So I was okay with waiting.

Well, one night, she was staying over. I got up in the middle of the night and I heard something going on in the living room. From the hall, I could see my stepdad had her bent over the couch and was nailing her. I just went back to my room and cried. I never anyone that I saw it.

>>741752418
>grab a gun
>in your mouth
>pull the trigger

>>741750810
Got kik? I'll send screenshots

I got my kid circumcised even though im umcut.

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>>741752491
Post them in a vola instead, that way everyone can enjoy

>>741752236
I call firsts on you if you get it done.

>>741752491
i remember you from yesterday, do you have a current gf?

>>741752462
That totally sucks. I hope you broke up with her soon after.

For the life of me, I can't understand why girls that young go for guys that old. I'm 32, and 18 year olds don't even give me a 2nd look.

>>741752526
Smart move. In spite of what you're hearing in the media now, bitches fucking HATE uncut dicks.

>>741752623
I'll be happy for it.

>>741752462
You snooze you lose

>>741752286
started when she was 13, me and friends were 14-15, sort of evolved from skinny dipping and playing around in the pool and her curious about our dicks. One of my friends asked her to suck his dick like we had seen in a porno and she did! we were all pretty turned on seeing her suck and waited our turns. We did that alot with her

I accidentally walked in my son's bedroom while he was jerking off, about 3 hours ago.
I grounded him for it, but now i'm just sad at the fact that my 14yo kid has a dick much bigger than mine (4.5 inches vs 7 inches or so it seemed)

>>741752807
This is the most retarded thing I've seen.

>>741752807
>I grounded him for it

Why?

>>741752462
Dude. Sorry for your loss. Thing is you probably could have jumped straight in there and fucked her yourself. What could they have done about it???

>>741751587
I hear you mate. It's probably everyone's dream. But it was scary too, I got a bit paranoid for a whole wondering if someone was gonna track me down. Drug dealers aren't the nicest people.

>>741752145
I just knew straight away not to flash it around. And I felt bad for not telling the wife, but nothing good would come of that. She would tell me to hand it in, or but $10k on the mortgage, pay off the credit cards. The only big purchases I made was a couple of gold coins. I just showed them to my wife one day and said it was handed down from an uncle.

It was just real nice to always be cashed up and not have to worry about money for a few years. If i wanted a magazine or a pie, no worries.
This might sound weird but it was kind of a relief when it started running out.

>>741752762

I envy you so much! You had sex with her before her 14th birthday?

>>741752623
So how would you be classified? Female Android or non humanoid?

fucked my kids second grade teacher, always wanted to nail a teacher when I was in school. ehh close enough!

I'm the one who let the dogs out back in the days... people have been asking about it..

>>741752932
I was always wondering who let the dogs out, thanks for admitting it anon.

>>741752807
Hater lol

>>741752807
If, real, then indeed retarded..
Why the fuck punish him for having a fap, he's 14! You want him grow up a complete sexual deviant?
And then, seriously, jealous of your sons dick!! Could you explain more about yourself? Are you super white conservative type?

>>741752898
yeah we did, I wasn't her first, my friends were. The blow jobs were good and one thing, but was something about fucking my sister that I didnt do right away, until I saw that ass and pussy from behind, was just like damn I gotta have some

>>741752974
I felt ashamed about it

>>741743774
So, long story short.... Got a 17y/o cousin and currently 22.... When I was 14-16, we got pretty adventurous.... And its just kinda stuck with me all these years..... Kinda waiting for her to secretly hmu but I won't cause I know its weird for her as it is..... Fucking fine as hell too so there's that

>>741752879
Show him off, he can't have a bigger dick than his old folk.

>>741752689
You and me both

>>741752997
>Hater

Mexican detected

>>741746921
Tits or gtfo

>>741743774
I still love her and want to finish school and get a job and be with her forever...... Love and kindness and peace and joy is true beauty and riches.......

>>741753104
how long did it continue? Why did it stop? and how is your relationship with her now?

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>>741753136
Now I want to be rid of my wretched male human body in favor for something like this.

So we can be together.

>>741753230
>I still love her
>still

Despite what?

>>741753621
If you had a female head and torso with android arms and legs that would be splendid. After all, I could still knock you up

Whem i was 8, we had a swimming class at school and this blonde haired cutie named Soula was ducking below the water while the instructor spoke and she grabbed my cock did the same to my-then friend benny and did the same to him. I thought about telling the insructor but then my willy got harder than it had ever been. I let her do it every lesson that we were in the same group. I frequently which i could go back with what i know now and fuck her cute little brains out.

>>741753911
I can't wait.

>>741753443
continued for about about a year and a half, stopped because we started seeing / dating girls. My friend and me did hook up with her few years later " just like old times" when she was 20, my god she had gotten so much better at sex, no doubt she been practicing! Relationship with her is actually pretty good, kinda laugh about what happened when were kids

>>741754017
So what to do with you in the mean time?

>>741750061
>tfw Dad found a bag of money once and turned it into the cops

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>be me
>be 16
>me and my friends getting high at the beach
>my first time smoking but don't want to be that pussy
>im the one that drove us out there in my dads old truck don't trust anyone to drive it but me
>high asf.jpg
>drive home
>FUCK CAN I DO THIS
>make it back to town where we all live
>thank the gods
>stop at gas station to get munchies
>friends give little bag of weed to cashier cause they were cool and we were high as fuck
>leave
> I get in car friends get in car start to back out
>didn't notice my friend hadn't closed his door all the way and proceeds to scrape down the side of a car
>unimaginable panic
>friends all tell me to run so i do
>we all hide at my friend's house near by
>lie about what happened to my dad
>never any police involvement
>truck gets fixed never go back to that gas station
>no one has ever known about this except that group of friends
>never hang out with them again
>too scared to ever smoke again
>no one ever finds out
>still live in fear it will come back to haunt me
>I just wish i could apologize to the person car i fucked up
pic simular to the damage i remember

>>741753647
She fucked my brother and my best friend, at the same time.

As a kid, ten, I ran inside a mcdonalds to piss as my parents were getting gas when we were going on a trip. In the bathroom a man grabbed my groin as I was going to walk out. I didn't think I just punched his groin and kept running until I got to my parent's car. I didn't tell them and I didn't think about it really. Almost as if my brain said "Well shit that was weird". It's never really had an effect on me and because of that I've never thought to tell my family.

My ex was rapped as a child and I get off to it when she tells me how it happened

caught my mom cheating a few times, should have told my dad ,but liked watching

>>741743774
I've smoked weed every single day for about 3 years and no one even notices anymore I told a few people I quit I've got so good at hiding it and acting sober is second nature to me now I don't even have to try if I think I'm being abit slow I just yawn or cough while thinking of an answer usually buys me enough time

>>741754076
Raise the money for the gynoid conversion...If it were EVER possible...So for now I'll have to stay a human guy...

>>741754260
did she climax>?

>>741754260

please tell us how it happened, so I can get off too

>>741754260
I was jazzed once. I feel you.

>>741747482
I GUARANTEE you're on a federal or Child Exploitation list. I know a guy who works on a team that basically runs a full time drag net- gets down to how long you linger on a cam that's clearly underage and you don't even have to respond to be flagged... all analytics. But you're responding/interacting for sure.

That shits not just disappearing.

>>741752641
Yeah I do, why?

>>741743774
She initiated it but i fucked my 12 year old sister for three years when i was 16.

>>741754197
Ouch. She clearly doesn't love you, otherwise she wouldn't have done that.

I've been where you have been. Your heart is over-riding your brain. Logically, you should never talk to her again, but your heart just thinks of the fond times. Please, don't prolong your pain. It sucks ass, I know.

What helped me get over the pain is a supplement called St. John's Wort. It keeps negative thoughts out of my head and makes me cheerful. Another thing I would strongly recommend is to travel. I'm originally from California, but I live in New Zealand now. Chicks here love my accent and it's a great ice breaker. You will do better, anon. Chin up.

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I get off on sharing my fiance and knowing men are jacking to her. I also love watching her get fucked by huge cocked black bulls we find from Craigslist. Pic is her.

>>741754453
Anon that makes you a cuck

>>741743774
My little fuck toy is a 16 yo upper class girl. I'm 28.

>>741746038

I did this only once in my adult life and it was in another girls bed. I had no choice but to lay in it hoping i could soak up what I could with the clothes I was wearing. Later that night she txt'd me saying her bed still smells like me. We been together 10 years now.

If this gets dubs I will tell her right now.

>>741749369
That's rape bro, well done you are a rapist.

>>741754312
Or make you a sissy in the mean time

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>Sister
>Drug Addict
>street drug debt builds
>Gets Ass fuck
>her BF A Cuck
>Save up a whole bottle of Percs, n hydros
>call up homies
>her BF grabs legit camera
>I'm the conductor that Runnin the train on my own sister
>Video destroy by someone mother after the tape got around

I broke up with my gf of four years to get with a girl that was hotter. I then manipulated my ex to continue to let me fuck her while I was with my current gf. This continued on for a year until she got a new bf. I miss those days and am addicted to the thought of cheating and cucking.

>>741754552
Pix. Don't show face. Just body.

>>741754552
How did you meet and arrange this relationship?

>>741754555
Get talkin, boy.

>>741749802
I chortled

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>>741749369
If "no, stop" is borderline rape I wonder what actual rape is to you

my friend would secretly video girls he picked up or dated and would talk them into threesomes and invite us over to fuck them too, dumb white girls had no idea

>>741754453
She has great tits. Id fuck her for you cuck anon.

>>741754453
I'd make her my queen of spades

>>741750061
That's nothing I found $5 the other day

I've never touched a cigarette or any drugs, also very scared of death and not knowing what happens after we die.

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>>741754657

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I am technically responsible for the death of a guy who molested me.
I cut off every avenue of help for him and he committed suicide. I prevented him from being able to seek help. I didn't make him swallow the pills, but I gave him every reason to do so.

>>741754453
I hate the racial aspect of this shit. Though i prefer lesbian cuckolding as rare as it is, i dont mind cuckolding (not really cucking) as long as its a bunch of guys fucking a girl while her BF gets fucked.

>>741754828
If it was full before it's half empty, if it was empty it's half full

FUCK that stupid "riddle"

>>741754841
Is it really cuckolding with that lesbian part? I think almost everyone would love seeing some lesbo action.

>>741754600
She and her friend were on Periscope and I was chating with them. I was honest about my age and got their Snapchat and just talked casually for a while. Then all of a sudden she started telling me about her sexual fantasies and we started seeing each other.

>>741754894
Calm down and have some cold lemon juice.

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I want to fuck my sister Karen. I don't care who knows now. I want her so bad. Pic related.

>>741754599
I only get pictures on Snapchat but I'll see what I can do.

I genuinely get more enjoyment out of my life with anons on here than I do with people in person.

>>741754993
Why? She's ugly

I regularly fuck my friends gf, he's a cuck and gets off on seeing her fucked, at first it was odd , him sitting here, now hes just tuned out when I am with his girl

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>>741755134
I think she's really pretty. Also the thought of incest with her makes me really hard.

>>741755053
It's too sad that the only place you get to be truly honest about yourself and the way you see life without fearing the consequences is just this place.

>>741754260
We Met a few years ago probably 4 and we still talk to this day, anyway we dated for a while and I lowkey knew she had a dark past because she didn't respond to dad jokes or edgy rape jokes. One day she told me she was raped and left it at that , I didn't want to force out the story at the time but it turned me on. So the longer we dated she started telling me how therapy wasn't working for her so I suggested we tell me little by little and she did. She stated telling me how it started when she was 8 and that her cousin would come into her room and fuck her every night and beat her when she wouldn't let him or cry. Also how her family new and never did anything . I knew it was fucked but I was turned on and probably came to it mid-story. She went on and told me how her mothers ex husband would beat and rape them both a few years later and ended up getting her mom pregnant and she had the baby so her brother is a constant reminder. Just recently I got her to tell me more details about how he'd record it and threaten to kill her and her mother. It always gets me going and makes me want to find someone vulnerable and won't speak up

>>741754569
Yeah, I don't mind being a trap or a sissy until then.

>>741755226
Don't know if that's meant to be insulting or not but either way it is indeed very sad.

>>741755338
It's not.

>>741755291
I presume you already have a female wardrobe....just waiting for me to want that from you.

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>>741743774
Im 31 and think this boy is sexy as fuck, but also know waaaay too young, the sight of him is a turn on, but the thought of doing anything sexual turns me off, its conflicting as fuck n it pisses me off. I aint no pedo but cutes cute.

>>741755379
Oh okay, can never tell with anons on here. I know its pathetic but not gonna stop doing something I enjoy.

>>741743774
I take images from my friends instagram/facebooks and photoshop them so they look nude and fap. Virgin level 1000

>>741755519
No, but I can get one.

When I was 5 I had a church janitor put a thermometer in my butt. He said Jesus wanted him to do it. It was super weird and I never understood the point. It only happened once and it was super sketchy. I look back and think what the fuck was that all about.

>>741755667
That does not surprise me at all. You already have a feminine build?

>>741747714
Kik?

I use to smell my "best" friends mom's and sisters underwear.

>>741755689
He wanted to fuck you, isn't it obvious?

>>741755748
That's fucking hot

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>>741752236
> robotic engineering
> I like the sounds of the words synth and synthetic

The stupidity is palpable

>>741755748
How well would you rate them though?

>>741755774
Yeah but it didn't seem like that looking back. It was all so weird but hey Jesus wanted it so whatever kek

>>741755728
I have manboobs but no feminine body, so I have my work cutout.

Grow my hair, feminize my body and make my manboobs more like real breasts.

>>741755774
Rating the smell? Eh. Kek. I don't know how to even rate it. Their washing machine is in their basement where their only working shower is so I would go down there to use the bathroom and see the laundry hamper and grab whatever I could see and smell. It would give me a hard on every time. I was always afraid of being caught. I think his mom is in her early 30s and the sister just turned....14. I sure hope he doesn't get on the chan and see this

***mistakes were made. I tagged the wrong guy

>>741756038
Well start working on that. Anything seems to be better than Caitlyn Jenner

>>741756077
did any of them have their grool?

>>741743774
24/m diaper fetishist here. Am diapered under some plastic pants and footsy pajamas.

>>741755831
At least I want to be a robot.

Don't shit on me.

>>741756221
One pair actually did and it was the sister. Her tang had the most smell as far as panties go. It was a turn on more than less

>>741756251
I hope robotic engineering, cybernetic communication and nanoscale microchips will enable you to do it anon.

>>741756220
Then I will, afterwards become the gynoid I wish to be.

>>741756336
Thanks, but first I will need to become female.

Or unless the the engineering will make me so.

>>741756298
Most likely because the mother wouldn't be active, you only smelled though?

Was working nights as a security guard at a dance school, each routine check I went and sniffed fresh and dirty leftover panties, jacked off and left a tiny stain of cum in the panties

at around 6 or 7 me and this girl at school went behind this giant tree and somehow she had my dick in her hand. Neither of us knew what we were doing, no idea how i just remember us getting caught by one of the teachers and having a hard time explaining what happened.

>>741756650
why did they take off their panties for dance?

>>741752491
torrent/mega/vola
For the good of the people.

>>741756709
No they must have forgotten them afterwards, I suppose the fresh panties were for next practise, so they were dancing in panties stained with my cum the next day

>>741757013
Samefag, I was wandering around the premices when the school was closed

>>741757013
I still don't get why they left panties there and not at their homes to get washed.

>>741757202
Because he didn't think his fantasy through properly before posting.