GOGOGOGOGO DUBS get replied

Only if you show me your tits

>>741739102
roll

>if you lick the tip!?

>>741739102
"Only if I get to come in with you."

>>741739174
Rolling for this share wins op

>>741739216
Roll

>>741739102
Come over to my place I'll give you the ol' lickaroo.

No. I fucking hate you.

>>741739262
Reroll fag

sure ill give you a ride,

>>741739102
if you show me your sweetest pussy m-m-m'lady~~~~

No I will not pick u up.

I could just let Jake shower first and he can go

>Yeah, I'd love to.

Sure lovey, that's fine, if you care for a bit of the ol slap and tickle

>>741739102
I'll do it for a blowjob.

>>741739102
Yes m'lady.

>>741739102
Only if you blow me while we drive

And I can give you the ol' lickaroo.

depends on whats in for me

>>741739282
Rollllin

*tips fedora* How could I deny a damsel in distress?

>>741739102
Only if you'll ride me cowgirl.

Gas Ass or Grass

Moshi moshi, pussy destroyer 9000 desu~

Sure, I'll pick you up.

lick on da tip of dis diiiiiick first you fucking nigger spic dumb cunt. but yeah ill be by in a minute

>>741739333
AUTISM TRIPS WINRAR

sorry im gay homo hehe, walk home

>>741739333
Trips aren't true dubs

>>741739333
You sick fuck

>>741739333
>>741739355
Llolololol

thats so rude of you. i told you i was doing homework

>>741739369
69 confirms

>>741739333
>>741739344
>>741739355
All 3 same time OP

>>741739386
Fag

>>741739333
Yup yup

Post proof

>>741739355
God fucking dammit.

>>741739216
re rolling

Sure. Can you introduce me to one of your friends next time? You know my type.

don't worry, I'll give you a ride you won't forget ;)

>>741739386
newfag

Suck me off for a ride? I won't tell Jake.

>>741739444
WINRAR

>>741739444
Lol WINRAR

Put ' I have cancer. can we have sex?'

i'll drive you in a dark forest, where no one can hear you and rape you till death

>>741739333
>>741739444
Waiting on 555

>>741739479
>>741739487
>ignoring the previous winrar

>>741739333

>>741739444
Fuck the rest this.

And also ask for a blowie on the way home.

555

>>741739531
u wot m8

Sure, but you'll have to kill a mouse in your pussy for me ;)

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>>741739216

555

>>741739522
OP better deliver this one

>>741739522
vinvar

>>741739554
Kek

>>741739565
My dick, I won't tell jake.

>>741739565
Fuckin prude

>>741739577
Wasted opportunity

>>741739565
uh wat

OP quite have possibly ruined a possible sexual encounter for our entertainment

Ass, cash or grass baby. Ain't no bitch ridin for free

>>741739614
This

777 get

>>741739565
Not even dubs?!

>>741739614
Reroll

Of my asshole

>>741739614
rolling for this

777

>>741739740
Fck. Vm

>>741739565
>DUBS get replied
>o-o-or whatever I randomly decide to say

>>741739695
You fucking summerfags need to get to school

>>741739102
my dick. I won't tell Jake

>>741739614
Double roll.

>>741739614
roll for gold

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>>741739522

My fat cock

>>741739614
roll

say 'let me stick it in the backdoor, jake will never know'

nah im listening to yellowcard.

Tell her she can sit on your face afterwards

>>741739799
>>741739614
winrar

Eat my ass

>>741739444
No way!

>>741739799
Kek is present in this thread

>>741739565
That phone screen looks a tad bit off, tbh.

>>741739565
Why are you using a fake site to make these go get some friends

I haven't told anyone this before but I'm gay...
I like dick in my ass really hard

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>>741739772
calm down buddy, you seem upset

"You know ;)"

>>741739799
DO IT OP

If you post anything else this is fake and your doing both sides and all respect will be lost.

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>>741739614
well i wasnt expecting that.

All posts I this thread are now gets.

Quads get pls

>>741739970
Fuck

how do people think those chats are real lmao u can just tell by the quality and the blank spaces

9999

>>741739954
RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS

>>741739954
How, I'm not gonna say shit
So unless you tell him he won't

We can start at the tip and work down.

>>741739954
If this is real nice job

>>741739954
Fake fagging

>>741739954
What happens in my car, stays in my car.
Don't be shy

>>741739954
bro she's down go pick this thot up and take pics for the boys

>>tell her youre on the way and youll deal with jake another day

post photo of kelly

>>741739954
>>741739954
suck or stay it's up to you. Besides, i won't tell if you don't.

>>741740051
Re Rell.

>>741740077
lmao got

>>741739954
you let me worry about that ;)

I won't tell and you won't tell

>>741740077
Dubs here

>>741740111
LMAO TRIPS YOU HAVE TO TAKE PICS NOW SON ITS FATE

>>741740111
Damn

>>741740077
Double dubs holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>741739954
what does she look like?

>>741739954
This is almost as fake as my girlfriends penis.
Please stop

>>741739954
Fuck this main goal get OP laid

>>741739954

What is this Bullshit, not even dubs. I Feel scammed

>>741739614
rollin for this goldie

Fuck yourself thot

>>741740190
Rolling

>>741740177
There's your dubs happy

>>741740077
^ og dubs here bruv chicks dont like undominating males quick being a bitch and tell this slut what to do and youll get some tonight.

>>741740051
>>741740100
>>741740077
Mix the two

"I won't say anything, so he'll only know if you say something, we'll deal with jake another day, we can start at the tip and finish in your bed.

Fuck dubs nigga go fuck her if she's hot

say 'it will be our little seceret'

He wont, trust me. I'll give you $5 if you do it

what happened?

>>741740297
OP died of cock overdose

>>741740077
this

Lmao iPhone pics don't detail the date like that as the file name this shit is so fake

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>>741739992

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>>741740077

You in there anon!

OP won't but just in case even if he does find out I'm going to murder you you fucking slut

literally anyone with an iphone can tell this is fake, just open messages and compare the battery symbols and text font/ spacing.

>>741740359
Sry wrong Chat. So how about us tonight?

>>741740359
You picked that when you had someone get dubs on I'll give you a ride you won't forget fuck off OP

>>741740359
who dat boi who him is

>>741740359
>He was going for single digits all along
Well played OP

>>741740359
OP trying to weasel his way out of this.
Fakefag

>>741740359
"huh?" textbox should be the size of the word and not stretched out that far.

>>741740401
Jailbreak obvi

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>>741740359

What do you say though? Our lil secret

Sorry wrong chat. I'll get you and we can fool around

>>741740401
Yea but the worst part about it is you just admitted to having an iPhone

>>741740359
Sorry phone fell. Let's fuck

He won't find out, and I wanna take pics. Speaking of pics, if you really want a ride, send me a pic of the basement.

>>741740522
Lol

>>741740359
Op just fucked himself over and it wasn't even dubs

/thread

>>741740359
Sorry accidently sent this. So is that a yes or no? He won't find out

Forget that. Jakes a cuck nugget tell him he can watch

Can I get a tit pic?

>>741740553
Roll

>>741739102
>He won't find out, and I wanna take pics. Speaking of pics, if you really want a ride, send me a pic of the basement.

>>741740552
Oh and it's not real.

>>741740522
Winrar

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>>741740354

plot twist
>the girl has a dick

>>741739102
>>>741739102
>>He won't find out, and I wanna take pics. Speaking of pics, if you really want a ride, send me a pic of the basement.

>>741739102
>>>741739102
>>>>741739102
>>>He won't find out, and I wanna take pics. Speaking of pics, if you really want a ride, send me a pic of the basement.
DUBBBBSSSS

>>741740630
Charge your phone cunt

>>741740630
Ill give you a ride if you show me your tits, Deal?

It's to late to get sex shit OP fucked it

>>741740066
This, check the first image, the battery icon and the rest look fake. And, if you take a look at the previous message, it's the same the "girl" is about to tell him. Fake fag

>>741740710
Shamefully Reroll

>>741740716
I dont even think the chat is real

How the the fuck did you go from 32% to 1%

Sorry, just trolling. He won't find out, I'll be sure to rape you somewhere secluded and dump your disfigured corpse my miles away.

Tell ger he will never find out...then murder jake and claim her as yours

So who's excited to see sansas tiddies on got

Apparently

So she's having a bath and little finger walks in she stands and you get an ass shot some decent sideboob and full back arya steps out of the shadows and slits his throat.

Not sure if you see full tiddies or if it's her actual ass
I live in hope

>>741740811
Dubs wins!

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>>741739102
>>741739565
>>741739954
>>741740359
>>741740630
OP could have gotten his dick sucked. Instead he chose to send out stupid non-get messages.

Abandoning thread

>>741740649
Plot twist:
He is jake.

>>741740655
This wasn't dubs?

>>741740879
Plot twist:
Both are Jake

>>741740630
Nah but fr I'll give you a ride but you have to play vic2 with me

Look u hoe i dont give a damn about jake, all i want is your mouth in my dick

If he finds out i beat the crap out of him and make you my sex slave

if OP led us on and this is fake... wp, but op is faggot

if real, OP really really really is a faggot.

/thread.

>>741740811
This

>>741740879
>>741740937
Plot twist
>jake is fucking jake

>>741740967
Kys faggot
Speak fucking English

>>741740703

See what's going on with this fag.

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>>741740702
OP says

>>741741048

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>741740937
Plot twist.

It's his car.

>>741740962
Reroll

>>741741111
I'm ashamed of myself wasted quads on blaming a car for texting -_-

fake

>>741739262
the dubs lickaroo

>>741741158
Attone by doing the dubs roulette to a girl im your contact list, and send proofs.

>>741741317
I have literally three women in my list.

Mother
Sister
G-MA
And I'm not sending them shit they'll send me back to rehab.

Give me a number or kik and I'll do it cos op is faggot.

Only catch is some cunts will also message then and ruin it.

>>741741540
Then just grab someone off tinder.

>>741741761
If you're not gonna put the effort in then why should I?

>>741741540
You don't have a single girls number? Damn dude, do you like socialize at all?

>>741741807
Sacrilegous waste of quads, that's why.

>>741741847
Not really
I work nights
And women in person scare me.

fuck all y'all niggas

>>741741540
>back to rehab
what were you in for mate?

>>741742096
Pain killers, adds and morphine when I could get it

I was a porter at a hospital got caught by my G-MA basically foaming at the mouth.

Everyone in this thread is a complete fucken retard for thinking this is real

>>741742376
lel. completely clean now? did you do 90 in 90 when u got out?

plz respond

>>741742496
Smoking weed

90 days in hooked up with some weed about two days out

Sorry for slow reply buddy

>>741740630
Dude you suck fucking troll