I`m playing, you fags are free to join.
Oh no, shit sorry didn't see the penalties bit.
Okay so porn one isn't done.
Okay now it's done.
Fuck me no granny/midget?
I don't like this game anymore. Enjoy Google images midget porn.
I want nothing on my gravestone, it's mostly pointless information meant to keep us living folks comfortable with the idea that after we are dead we still somehow exist despite the fact that we are gone.
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Vent? Well I don't know there's not anything going on at the moment. I'm stressed about nothing, thinking about nothing, doing nothing. Soon I'll have to go back to a work environment, and have to prepare for that soon enough but I'm awake from 2pm to 6am most nights now, for no reason whatsoever. I'm a typical anon, no social skills or plans. I can't get to sleep, nor wake up, as I have nothing to wake up to. I spent over a week recently without going outside, and can't bring myself to do the most basic of tasks until it's far too late. That sums up everything for me, really. And now I just sit here on my pc trying to inject emotions... comedy, horror, feels, games... It all fades and in the end I've done nothing and am no where closer to anything.
And I only have myself to blame.
I'm going off of this post since it's my most recent.
I'd just like to admit I'm paranoid about a lot of minor things, and that it's causing me to be unable to try and date a girl that I've been told likes me. The worst part is I like her back but I think it's just a ruse
Already done it, have some wallpaper porn instead
Fuck me even when it's not in the porn category it's still porn.
she wouldn't do the number thing or even /b/. sorry.
Copyright is a load of bullshit at the moment, why would somebody need to retain ownership of an ip after their death? It's fucking stupid, at that point your work is already established as your own, and you're not at risk of having your idea stolen.
Well that ASCII fucking failed, but hey its art anyways.
oh boy, this one's gonna be tough, but I'll give it a shot
2. Taking a good piss
3. Talking to people I like
4. Ripping out a nasty fart
5. Actually getting work done
7. Apple Cider
8. A really good video game
9. A really good book
10. Watching movies
I am exhausted by everything, I have been tired and my body is starting to shut down, I was molested as a child and now I find trust and intimacy very difficult and all I want to do is cry but I can't do that because I've done it so much I actually can't work up the energy anymore.
I'm in therapy but it's not really helpful, I'm just living as is and whatever comes comes that's all. Fuck society and duck normalcy though.
Ah, finally, I can end this
Black people have always had the world against them. Their own homelands are inhospitable, sometimes inpassable, often unlivable. And yet they lived on. While black people never built huge Empires or ever held a huge role in history, they've always been there, enduring, carrying on as droughts could kill their lifestock any time. They traded with whites, enslaved whites and enslaved other blacks to trade with whites. Their continent, more so than any others, has been gangraped by every which European power (or not even a power, just any old country that had boats) and in quite recent history. We never hear of what is happening in Africa, but there's always one horrific war or another. They are the most ignored continent, 1 billion people adding up to barely any coverage in the Western world.
By comparison, white people in history decided at one point, to try and eat up every other bit of the world. Their histories and kingdoms are long, and what did it lead to? Nothing. Though there may be no black powers in the world, the greatest power in the white world, the United States, was until recently run by a black man. Black people managed to steer the United States into having a black-centric victim narrative, to the point that while whites are too ashamed of their pasts, black people are allowed power movements.
Who's the greatest sprinter the United States has? A black man called Gatlin, the best long distance runner in the UK? A black man with Somali herritage, the best of Canada, also black. Somewhere along the line of history black people established their own homes within historical white areas, while keeping their herritage. You have African tribes following the ways of their ancestors, Ethiopian herders carrying on from what their forefathers did. So through everything, from the scrorched deserts, to slavery, to segregation, racism and oppression, black people are set to be the rulers of the world.
stuck a pinky up my own ass and i felt a turd
Here's some trap porn that i found on /y/
My junior year of high school was absolute trash to say the least. Because I transferred from another, much better school the previous year, I despised the new school. The school never had money due to intense funding into normie shit like American football and mongoloid tard clubs. I never ate with anyone during lunch, and picked shitty electives but was too much of a pussy to switch them out. I'm surprised I didn't shoot up the school.
My senior year wasn't much better for similar reasons; however, I could tolerate it a bit more as I got used to the school. I burnt myself up trying to keep my grades perfect, and doing everything as it was my last year. The two things that kept my beta-ass sane was jacking off and running. I ran cross country and track, and being the fastest cross country runner, I had to train hard to finish my year with some sort of accomplishment; which took my mind off the work, but also made the work much harder as it took most of my time. I jacked off about twice a day, and I was and am addicted to it. Was a virgin then, and forever after.
Fuck I hate writing
An octopus is a mollusk with 8 tentacles. They have a very sharp beak as a mouth opening, and live in many different regions of the ocean. Their soft bodies can change shape and fit into extremely tight spaces, and are complex thinkers. They are eaten as a food source by many around the globe.
Time to fucking end this..
Why black people are superior to white people? Their cocks are so much bigger than that of any white man, plus they have all the best genes(!)
I can't fucking do this, fucking niggers should die
Oh boy, boss round, time to list some potential new tasks
1. Smoke some pot, then continue on with the game. If you don't have any, stick a sharpie up your pooper and post it itt, with a watermark (special roll, 420)
2. Start an erotic roleplay on any chat medium of your choice (Text)
3. Design The New Meme™ (Image)
4. "Accidentally" send a dick pic to your crush (Image)
5. Post loli (Porn)
6. Post an image of your fetish (Porn)
7. Open a book, turn to page number 53, and post the first full sentence on said page. (Text)
8. Contact a friend you haven't talked to in a while, then post a picture of the discussion here so we can creep on you (Image)
9. Write a Haiku (Text)
10. Research a topic of your choosing for a little bit, then write a paragraph about it for us (Text)
And with that, i'm done. good luck with the rest of your games, lads. Arrivederci.
Great, I'm ready for the dubs.
Top ten piss-me-offs:
10) Noisy neighbors
9) Bad drivers
8) Animal Rekt Threads
7) Loud niggers
5) Proud niggers
3) Criminal niggers
2) Pineapple on pizza
1) Al Sharpton
Insult above post:
You're number 5 dislike is pain? WTF kinda pussy are you? You don't even know what pain is, except for when your momma pegs you.
It's not personal, it's business.
And my boss turned to gore porn, bonus it's hentai for your extra weirdos. I win.
The special get ended up useless,... whatever, easy round
My back hurts like a bitch from laying on ny stomach for hours. All my friends are out doing cool stuff while I just stay inside like an antisocial piece of shit.
Mainly just my back.
If I don't grow up and learn to be a functioning member of society and make friends, I'll never be happy. What's the point though? It's not significant or exciting, I won't do it for anyone, only myself.
This is Kek Fag, the best comic evarr
So basically Kek day reads /b/ and someone asks him to die so he drowns himself in a bathtub the end
Created in Google Keep
Mitochondria is the power house of a cell
My high school has had three teachers caught in relationships in the last 5 years. There is this Indian furry who I think has graduated now that blasts dubstep while wearing some jap anime ears. 5 years ago my school was in a school shooter drill because a student was selling his rifle on school grounds, what a genius. My school has a cocaine problem and weed is something that's just there. I don't know a lot.
1.Family all against me
3.Friends not agreeing with me
8.Not being able to buy shit I want cuz I'm poor
9.Bitch sister doing stupid shit
10.Dudes talking shit
>pic related me and her
I use this cat for every profile i create.
Lil Nigga wit a broom
Went to go and clean his room
Momma bout to woop his ass
Because of a joint he didn't pass
Lil nigga got the sweepin
He ain't see Jerome was creepin
He stopped a sec to get some chips
Was only Fritos in that bitch
So while he ate his plain Fritos
Jerome was eating a large dorito
>be me beating meat in shower
>bathroom door busts open
>Opens shower curtains furiously to see me with hard on
>Says she's always been curious about sucking me off
>thinking wtf when did this start
>unsure of what to do I tell her to go ahead and do so
>eats my cock
>swallows as well
>I can't believe what just happened
Holy shit I'm not good at this.
Is this porn for some people?
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I have no clue if that's legible
I'm so fucking done with all of this shit. I can never get anything right, I feel like I will never accomplish anything, all my relationships are tainted, and I want to start over but suicide is the only way can and I'm not even able to do that, just fuck me up.
I was the smartest kid in class and got top grades in everything. I was elected to the school council and made several friends. I was upset because I thought the lessons were too easy and felt some of teachers didn't deserve their positions and didn't care about their subjects. My English teacher in particular was a hag.
I slept through the entire year and remember almost nothing. I played Team Fortress 2 for 60 hours a week and failed all my classes. I drifted apart from all my friends and flunked any chance I ever had of going to a good University. I also settled into the NEET habits that I still uphold to this day and I don't regret any of it.
Black people have an interesting culture from the Zulu to the Egyptians and they managed to survive the insane weather conditions that the continent throws at them, especially in Egypt. Egypt is part of Africa, and are considered to be part of the negro race. The Egyptians are insane mathematicians, astrologers and had an amazing religion.
Egypt's culture was insane from it's games like having the worlds oldest D20, to it's weapons, of the Khopesh, which were superior to most weapons at the time. It's vast historical presence as it being more ancient to the Romans than the Romans being ancient to us makes it a mystery, which modern society lacks these days.
As far as religion goes, I much prefer the pantheon of gods over the monotheistic God, as it gives you more options, and makes everyone less hateful. if you're a first baptist follower, you aren't going to get along with a Lutheran, but a Follower of Set isn't going to have any qualms with a Follower of Ra or Isis. The country then becomes more peaceful and therefore less hate as is very common in today's society
I win no?