You will never have a girl want your dick this bady
Pic of this fattie?
this bitch sounds crazy dude. You're fucked lol
>>741656170
Sounds like my younger sister trying to get herself beneath my bed sheets.
>>741656408
prove it
>>741656170
run nigga, run before it's too late
>>741656150
Let me guess, you fucked her once cuz hey thats what guys do. Now she's gone into psycho attached mode.
Moral of the story: don't stick your dick in crazy
>>741656170
>>741656150
dont put dick in crazy anon
>>741656601
Na I have actually fucked her more than 50 times.
She's actually pretty funny in a raised by the internet type of way
>>741656907
pic of this slam pig? how old are you guys 14?
>>741656907
dude, your mom said it's ok. go get her.
>>741656907
your name is fucking joseph you faggot
>>741656150
The only correct response is show me that shaved pussy and ass first. I want to see that you are ready.
>>741657012
I'm 22 she is 19
No options left OP, gonna have to put something in her.
>>741656907
>joseph
>>741657103
It's actually Joey I don't why she called me that. Probably to get my attention
>>741657232
Tell her to shave
>>741657232
Got a knee you could crack a skull with, this one
>>741657320
Na I'm into bush. I like the way it smells
>>741657232
make her write Alex on her boob Joseph you faggot
>>741657232
This seems like bullshit. Why would she not include face? This just seems too... scripted. I'm calling fake.
Even so... post more of her nudes!
>>741657363
ikr, she will be called Knee, the skullcracker
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>741657232
That's not how a picture looks in ios fucking faggot
>>741657406
Probably because she knows I occasionally post her on 4chan.
>>741657498
It literally is
she is hot
>>741657364
Eh fair enough. Each to their own
>>741657498
>>741657498
Check your updates you retard, I don't even have an iPhone and I know you're stupid. This is also not legit though, /b/ is just being /b/ again
>>741657498
Lol this op's a faggot
>>741657700
Na
>>741657662
Grats on not being a retard
>>741657555
>>741657650
>>741657662
I am looking at my phone right now you fucking faggots, all that shit above the picture (today, details, time) is not fucking there. He copied and pasted from his photos
>>741657662
I'm not good at spotting fakes. What gives it away?
>>741657650
wtf she's desperate, ask her to bring a friend
>>741657880
I mostly just don't buy that any 19 year old chick would be dripping to hang around a 22 year old that needs his mom's permission and uses Moana as an excuse. There's at least one part of this story that isn't accurate
>>741657650
If you keep draging this bitch along she is gonna kill you in your sleep the sec. she sense you getting bored with her.
so yeah, go for it.
>>741657853
Being this dumb
>>741658058
I agree with the moms excuse thing but the moana thing was just a joke. However the "I have to clean my room" excuse is something a teenager would say
>>741658193
I literally have to clean my room. It's disgusting. Robot tier
>>741658193
Yeah but I can't imagine any of my friends (all 22-23) even mentioning Moana, it's not on our radar y'know?
OP is long gone now that we caught him in his bullshit.
>>741658187
As the other guy this tard was arguing with, thanks. I have an S7 so I couldn't prove the point myself. Fucken maroons man
>>741658187
You are god damn stupid, if you can't figure out how wrong you are, I can't help you.
soooo... dubs decide now or what?
This is cringe worthy
>>741658298
no, please elaborate
>>741657641
"to each their own", asshole
different, useless meaning when the words aren't ordered properly, languages work like that
>>741658478
>>741658478
Waaaaow
Send her this
SO FUCKING FAKE KYS OP
>>741658474
I can't make this shit up
>>741658599
The dubs implore you
>>741656467
Why would I? You sound like a dreamy neckbeard that is angry I got an incestuous sister and you don't. I ain't about to green text our relationship for your fapping satisfaction. Git gud, inbred cuck.
>>741658645
WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING DID
SAGE
>>741658645
the last and only time I had an ex this thirsty she wanted me to bareback and I think it was an attempt to get pregnant, this "has to be rite nao"
wrap your shit and put in her pooper anon
>>741658645
Eject my nigga
>>741658645
Yes you can tard.
>>741658599
I did. One sec. awaiting response
>>741658796
+1 for enabling crazy bitches
>>741658645
why don't you just give her the damn dick?!
>>741656907
I didn't know any niggers named Joseph until today!
>>741656150
>be me
>had/have 2 bi bitches wanting sex (messaging me_
>have no place or time to fuck
>virgin
>>741658909
yeah she seems pretty hot. Don't really understand why you don't just fuck the shit outta her
>>741657232
you're 22 and your mommy has to say yes to your friends coming over and makes you tidy your room?
>>741658851
>>741658599
>>741659021
Man this story is gonna be way cooler on the news
>>741659021
>covfefe
>tomorrow
nigger wtf are you doin
>>741659021
direct her to this thread
>>741658967
Lol
Sucks to suck. Don't worry man. It isn't worth it.
>>741659140
We dated for several months.
This is her after 8 days of no contact. I drunkenly decided to call her last night. Lulz ensued
>>741659190
this.
>>741659198
jesus, now i know why you don't want to fuck her
>>741657232
This is how you get murdered OP, chick is insane.
But hey, don't take my word for it, I only got stabbed with a kitchen knife when at 16years old when a broad came over who was insanely infatuated with me and I told her shit was getting wierd.
DIE WITH ME ANON; I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU; YOU MUST DIE WITH ME.
GG.
my ex was like this and i found out she cheated cause i didnt give her enough attention
not worth it op
>>741659021
Ive definitely had a bitch this crazy. The sex is fun but it never ends well. Good luck OP. Have fun with the "fake" pregnancy tests. Also make sure you flush ur condoms.
Show us the panties she is going to wear!
>>741656150
If this thread is real you're retarded
>enabling a psycho girl
>psycho girl has your mother's phone no.
the longer this continues the more likely you are to get actually properly murdered
>>741659198
I've all so had 2 chicks confess their love n I haven't fucked them yet.
>>741659198
I mean, I'd be in it for the keks and pussy.
But man... That bitch is scary as fuck.
Tell her to shave that snatch and get us some more pics. Don't be a faggot now OP.
>>741659021
She has aids and she wants to pass it on to as many people as possible
But that's just a theory
a THOT theory
I've had a bitch want it that bad. if she's that thirsty, she'll let you do anything. Anal, ATM, photoshoot. I say bring the bitch over, and share your adventure. See how far she'll degrade herself for you.
>>741657103
>>741659198
the warning lights are going crazy, just like that bitch, block her or something
>>741657232
Why is her arm so fucking long. Fucking alien no wonder she wants to go over so bad. She's gonna probe you faggot.
>>741659390
>flush condoms
fuck. never thought of that bitches might actually do this kind of shit
>>741656150
too bad she's fat
>>741658968
> slips of condom
> pricks condom
> Now babies with insane-murderous-super-clingy-controlling-psycho broad
You don't understand? Really don't?
>>741659575
See >>741657650
If you call that fat you're fucking gay
Already have a wife.
>>741659556
always flush condoms... especially if you stay in Asia for a while
>>741658298
I'm fucking 30 and just asked some chick yesterday if she's watched Moana you dumb faggot
One sec getting panty photos
>>741659556
oh hell yeah
the cray has no boundries
honestly if I was a teen again I'd get a vasectomy ASAP and then bang every thirsty bitch until I died of AIDS
>>741656408
Story?
>>741657232
Dont make her shave that bush
>>741659704
I'm 43 and I just cried like a bitch rewatching it.
>>741659665
>>741659556
I don't even wear condoms when I fuck her. She is pretty diligent about her birth control. I doubt she would want to get pregnant ! Panty photos incoming !
>>741659726
SHE kicked YOU out?
Joseph, why are you so rude?
>>741659726
Ask her if she's down to eat your ass, if she says yes she has a 99.9% chance of having thottyaitas.
May her soul forever rest.
>>741659806
>She is pretty diligent about her birth control
she was anon
before you left her
>>741659198
Why the fuck is this bitch so clingy???
>>741659704
You're 30 and mentioned Moana to someone yesterday, I'm not the faggot here
>>741659726
GIVE HER SOME VITAMINE D NIGGA, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
Go get her. You weirdo.
>>741658478
Abandon fucking ship
>>741659886
Nigger nigger make my cock bigger
>>741659556
Dude the chick that I dated that sounds exactly like this chick was nuts. She told me she had a twin that died (never happened), she told me had cancer when i tried to end my relationship with her, after we broke up she said she was preggo, and a few weeks being broken up she texted me (as her cousin) and said she was hit by a fuckin semi. None of this shit was true. We also fucked 2-3 times a day on average but once fucked 19 times in one day. This bitch was manic. The bitch in the thread is manic. They are fucked in the head.
>>741659198
But like why does she like you this much?
Shit, Joseph. Just go hug your fucking Girflriend, she seems to legit love you or she is cray cray. Give her some love back, man.
Bro marry this bitch only down hill form here anyways
>>741659806
You doubt...
You dun goofed is what you've dun son.
False sense of security, is what it's called.
>>741659890
this is what happens when you stick your dick in crazy
>>741659726
Do you have a big dick stick? Why she so crazy about you, besides being actually crazy.
>>741659982
Allah warned you nibbas, and you didn't listen. Now you pay the price.
>>741658944
All the ones I know are Jewish.
>>741659751
I would never. I asked her to grow it in the first place
>>741660000
>>741660000
nice dubs
dumb post
OP better fuck her while shes around, she doesn't seem like the type to stay around long.
>>741659951
sounds hot
>>741660000
Checked famalam
>>741660072
now make her change to something blue
>>741659919
Hahah what the fuck, they are so cute though.
>>741660000
Nice dubs to quads, very impressive.
Also yeah, dick is girthy and just below 8 inches in length
>>741660080
Fuck you faggot. Don't hate on my quadz
>>741660000
Sick dubs into quads friend
op why is it so important for her to come over today? pls ask her
>>741660072
What are you a faggot? Go fuck her.
>>741660080
>nice dubs
>being this much of a newfag
>>741660080
Those are quads you literally mongoloid.
>>741660072
Ask if you can bust in her ass
>>741660072
Tell that bitch to gtfo with those granny ass panties
>>741660072
OP, what you doing posting shit in here? go bone that broad!
fuck her or be a faggot. She'll let you do anything.
>>741660080
>dubz
>4 zeroes
Ok.
>>741660139
FUCKING ABORT MISSION
no girl that will stay with a guy long term will ever be this obsessed
>>741660160
Stop pretending to be me!
>>741660195
>>741660198
>>741660072
Anon for fuck's sake stop playing with her feelings, she seems pretty clingy. Maybe you can go fuck her and talk about it. Don't be an asshole, she wants you very badly.
>>741660294
NIGGA JUST SAY PORN
>>741660294
OP get her to shit on your dick and suck it off. If she will do this for you she is literally one step away from joining a cult and killing people for you.
>>741660294
Haha she went full covfefe
>>741660294
Ahahahaha way to fuck it over
Hit that in every hole. Finish in her throat. Film it all for /b. Don't be a homo.
>>741660221
Also some webms would be nice
>>741660294
>who have you seen that has blue panties?
Oh no.
>>741660323
>Says dubs instead of quads.
>Haha I was merely pretending to be a newfag!
>You are a newfag!
Fuck off.
>>741660294
say "a few chicks; Shelly, Kelly, Melanie ect.."
>>741660198
It's literal your metaphorical fuckhead
>>741660294
This bitch seems psycho, be careful op
>>741660072
Fuck you OP, she literally has her legs wide open ready for some D-licious DICC and you keep fucking her over asking for nudes and shit, stick your DICC in her already FFS
The more you pull the string away from her the more she'll chase it but the moment you start giving in to all her demands she'll get bored of you.
This is how we should be treating all women all the time.
>>741660294
i mean
>>741660340
yes, she seems cling as fuck. she seems to be certifiably crazy. you have every right to toy with that, but remember it's going to reflect badly on you, so be smart about it and don't get too invested in crazy
>>741660320
I was larping for you, not against you. I said you were big dick murphy and everyone thought you were cool
>>741660294
>just some chick messaging me noods
turn the stove up let's make the pot boil
>>741660294
say that you were basically asking if she had blue ones
>>741660294
Pick a pornstar or the celeb nudie leaks.
Holy shit man just go meet her already and hug her tight and tell her everything is going to be okay.
what is OP a fag ? Bitch wants to fuck and he is turning her down just to act like he a player on /b/ ? How about you fuck her you fucking fagget
Just fuck her already, faggot.
>>741660294
NOW HER PUSSY IS GONE YOU IDIOT