YLYL

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>>741631632
Rick & Morty thread now

not a good way to start off

>>741632634
it's sad when a fucking facebook group is funnier than recent ylyl threads

>>741631632

this show went from underground to wildly popular in one season. Now they have celebs like Susan Sarandon doing cameos and shit.
At least Game of Thrones held back for 7 seasons before making us all suck on Ed Sheeran's gingernuts.

I guarantee you this show will just go downhill from here

>>741632979
careful with all that edge bro

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>>741631632
>this weak ass thread

>>741633341
>>741633318
>>741633006

Lost! LOL! How do I upvote on here?

>>741632634
hey I just joined this kek

>>741633547
Kek

>>741633006
Stalemate?

>>741635350
The white has a queen and a knight, the black has a king. The white just moved into position to put black into check, black has no valid moves that don't result in death, so it's a checkmate.

All I can imagine is you thought white moved a king there and black is not in check but has no valid moves.

>>741631632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEXtVsLIbVM

>>741635165
This makes my titty hurt, and I'm a guy.

>>741632634
can we all start migrating here?

>>741636319

why the actual fuck would we do this

it's a good group but I love my /b/

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>>741632487
what the actuall fuck
is this legit ? the fuck is wrong with people
>grabs popcorn

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>>741636261
fatfuck

>>741631632
we are on the ground floor of the newest and most powerful meme in years. mark my words

>>741633341
>>741633341
lost hard fuck im out

>>741633848
omg

>>741636406
Shh. This is just how we're disguising paedophilia so that it's down with the SJWs.

>>741636491
A short fad, chad my words

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>>741636703
yea but id rather stab me dick dong into anthill ... no bueno

>>741635493
That's a stupid looking queen

>>741632951
god i gotta move out of america

>>741632909
tried this, it hurt, don't recommend

>>741633318
AMAZING

>>741632634
>>741636343
I think it's better than ylyl threads

>>741636406
>>741636703
>>741636819

I hope you two realise that "kindergender" was literally made up by some guy and perpetuated on social media by trolls

>>741632634
I'm in, niggers

>>741637869
that's quitter talk.

>>741632634
what are we allowed to post here?

and I remember being in this last year with like 8,000 other anons.

what happened? zuckerburg?

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>>741632634

>>741633547
all that barbwire. clearly standing outside of a prison. people think this story is real and not what happens when ghetto whites get married

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>>741631632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGgxQUg3-1c

>>741639580
I think I'll push to make this a thing.
Let's see if the sjws are so bindly accepting that they'll support this. Will be hilarious, this could be the beginning of acceptance for lgbtp.

>>741632634
>making a group to easily dox newfags
Literally the smartest thing to ever come from /b/, I've collected a shitload of people's personal info from this group to spread around it's fucking hilarious.

>>741635350
it just kinda looks like the white king, but it is the queen

>>741637465
>phone posting newfag
That's the real laugh to take away from this you underaged faggot.

>>741639779
It's another group with the same name

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>>741639894
>microshaft wangblows

>>741632909
I can't use my hand now, 10/10, very funny.

>>741634605
Lost

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just in case

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>>741643967

>>741643967
>>741644012
cunts

>>741633848
lol

>>741644012
Dab

>>741644012
45

>>741643967
48

>>741643967

>>741644012

>>741632951
We need to start an ultra light feather weight division in the UFC.

>>741631632
i didn't laugh with it. i cringed.

>>741643967
>>741644012

lost

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>>741631632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exeUpPlLS9Y

>>741632979
actually lost

>>741642716
Calling bullshit. Been in it for a while now and nothing personal of mine has ever been used or hacked.

Nice try banana fag

>>741633318
Why is this one auppoaed to be funny?

>>741642931
>implying he's the one who made the greentext
What?

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>>741635165

>>741631632
dunno if im being a fucking idiot thats starting to hate the show just cus its become popular
or if its actually getting shitter each season.
episode two was a bit aids. characters didnt match the rest of the seasons besides rick. and they just did a straight up parody of mad max with out any lead ins to it. episode 3 is average + (haha thats so random humour)

>>741639393
so dumb and i lost too it haha

>>741632634
Can't believe I got banned from this

>>741648338
I'd say this seasons been about the same as the others so far, episode 1 was above average episode 2 was below average and episode 3 was average

The character seem different because of the divorce

>>741643575
hahaha god i hope this is true

>>741648614
>The character seem different because of the divorce
even so summer is just shooting and killing people without hesitation, morty doesnt care about shooting people anymore sorta bugged me aswel. and i thought season 1 had good episodes nearly the whole way through. and episode three again some funny bits but there was heaps of bits in that episode where it was just random shit.

>>741644012
Hi mom

>>741648846
Summer always had that kind of wild side, and morty not caring surely just shows how he's gotten used to that kind of life after all this time

>>741632909
oww, who thought hurting yourself would be that fucking easy.

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https://youtu.be/qz3zFtYnm7U

>>741632951
At age 7, as is customary in Sparta, the boy was taken from his mother and plunged into a world of violence, manufactured by 300 years of Spartan warrior society to create the finest soldiers the world has ever known. The agoge, as it's called, forces the boy to fight, starves him, forces him to steal ... and if necessary, to kill.

>>741642580
Good luck. I live in Cali, plenty of liberals. They're all pretty hardline on pedos. It's that line only /b/ crosses

>>741635350
the joke doesn't work either way, im Australian and we pay before service cause tips don't exist here

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>>741631632

>>741650571
You get free drink refills there? Or do you have to pay several times during a meal? fag

>>741650698
depends on the place, but usually Australians aren't fat fucks that drink cokes all day like you Americans

>>741650774
Is the water at least cheaper than Austria? It costs about a euro a glass

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>>741633710
excuse me sir but ur tryin 2 hard

>>741632487
Why would they choose the german word for children if they hate nazis so much...

>>741631632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQib6HReb4&feature=youtu.be

>>741640734
is he dieded?

>>741644012
no

>>741637741
Please tell me that is faked or something.

>>741644012
shiet d09d

>>741650954
aussie water has flesh eating crustaceans, so is a bit more expensive

>>741633006
We call it a bill cunt, not a cheque

>>741651829
No kidding! That's why people like hydro-sounding there.

>>741646663
oh don't worry, you'll be next, most of the time I'm just seeing what I can gather on you newfags with your comments on the page. It's fucking hilarious that you're putting your real info on that autistic group and making this shit easy.

>>741640734
Top 10 meme?

>>741632754
>REEEEE TOO MAINSTREAM *cries* FECKIN NORMIES TAKIN MY UNDERGROUND

You realize thats what success looks like right?

>>741652983
>actually defending reddit & meme
Please go back to your subreddit you fucking faggot.

>>741643967
Are you happy, faggot.

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>>741631632

not too late

>>741645914
That was pretty funny

>>741644012
fuk u

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>>741632909
May have worked years ago but it's stale now kid
Are you new?

>>741632951
The new fight club remake looks great!

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>>741655784

>>741644012
Cunt

>>741656131

first time i ever lost to a pic with that fucking banana in it

>>741643353

>>Falling for the Loonex Meme

Being this Dumb

>>741644012
kys

>>741632754
I don't doubt that R&M may go down the shitter at some point because most shows do have a shelf-life. But, I didn't even know it was Susan Sarandon till later. So personally I'm having trouble seeing how voice cameos are the problem

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>>741656131
Lost

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/thread

Sage this cancer you fucking edgelords. You should all feel ashamed for festering this shitty thread for hours.

>>741651520
Fun fact, the official maga hats are actually made in the USA

>>741656131
Woulda been better without the banana.

>>741637741

Bitches be fuckin trippin, man.

>>741637741
lost

>>741643353
Why has Penn Jillete kidnapped me?

>>741643967
cunt
>>741644012
cunt

>>741655089
I dont think bolt action is a good way to shoot up a school, unless you intend on sniping from afar, has this been done btw? Someone just taking shots at a school from a distance?

>>741650365
this is untrue. they are behind closed doors. 15 year old Britney Spears is your silver bullet, not to mention, many countries in europe where age of consent is 13... not to mention this is also true in some american states.... sighs... people are dumb...

>>741658705
>....sighs....

2/10 for making me call you a faggot

>>741633481
boogie woogie

>>741633848
GG, you win

>>741645914
There's always ONE qt in these groups.

>>741656131

Anyone got the original picture without the banana face on the corn ?

>>741631632
Le Reddit and meme

>>741660361
Lol.

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>>741644012
kek

>>741648338
didn't they parody inception before?

>>741632979
Expecting a banana

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>>741648338

>>741656345
Rick and Morty has already begun its descent into a below average cartoon. 2/3 episodes this season have been pretty ehn, and I guarantee the next episode isn't going to be any better

>>741639393
Moar!!!!

>>741660937

Like three times.

>>741648338
>check the writers

>>741640734
One second before the incident that gave weirdheaded-Frank his name

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>>741660095

>>741632951
Is this common in most big cities? The adults in the video are allowing this shit...

>>741661702
How is this funny

>>741651520
LMAO DRUMPF BTFO!!!!!

>>741633318
SAVAGE

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>>741660095
>>741661546

>>741633006
Lolol

>>741661461
Nice feet

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>I'll just paste this here
I wonder if this time he just built the electric generators into our bodies and that's why we experience pain and age and stuff. And there is no God above him because he killed the other two. And we killed his son but he's cool. He's got infinite sons. Aww Jesus Morty

>>741632909
Son of a fuck, why did i try this, now my hand hurts and itches like a motherfucker

>>741635493
That's two Kings and a Knight.

>>741661936
>tries post showing how to break the tendon in your forearm
You're a chump.
You deserve eveything you get from this.

>>741633547
Lolz

>>741637865
And go where exactly fag

>>741639393
Damn, I've been a chad all along, I thought I was just retarded

>>741640284
glasdf its njiuyt juytrewasdf mnhgfe wertyuiuytrtgh tyhjiuytrds fertyuiuytfdsdfgh

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>>741643967
Worst

>>741632909
I like how even in the picture it shows that one of the tendons disappears.

>>741662354
>>741640284
Sorry bout that, too tired for this shit... tried to use swipe text on my desktop.

I was trying to say that "Glad it's not just me with this fetish"

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>>741644012
Second worse

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lost

>>741647072
Actually threw up in my mouth a little.

>>741637741
Our youth is seriously poisoned.. Fuck these Millennial bitches.

>>741659093
>Nigga Moon
More like nigger kun

>>741662468
RIP

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>>741632487
Thanks anon! Now I have an identity!

>>741661756
they're niggas nigging.

>>741632951
And this is why niggers are so fucked because we teach them at an early age that it's acceptable to act like goddamn animals

>>741655784
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>741640734
That's fucking horrifying. Do horses actually lunge out and snap at people/kids?

>>741644012
fuk u

>>741662797
Lost, lolol

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>>741633848

>>741660640
I can fap to that

>>741662901
Will a wild animal bite someone sometimes? My cousin bit me once and he isn't even a horse.

>>741662383
Lmao why does the dog look like that

>>741663320

because its christian slaters dog

>>741647072
>>741662503
You kidding me? I'd lick that shit off her feet.

>>741637741
She can't even use the correct for on her stupid cunt posts.
It's a bodily function, no one gives a fuck, and putting it on a cheap pad with a flower on it whilst simultaneously smearing it on your dumb cunt face, achieves absolutely fuck all.

>>741637741
Why black out Jamie Loftus's name? She kinda out and publicly nuts.

>>741644012
Fuck you faggot

Nothing funny in this thread.

>>741657969
Look up a guy named Charles Whitman

>>741644012
Dhkt

>>741632909
Don't do it creates nerve gas

>>741644012
45

>>741662528
>the joke
>you

>>741665809
lost

>>741644012
fukeed

>>741665886
what the fuk

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>>741665846
More bird rape

>>741666030
>boy sampson
great guy

>>741632909
Directions not clear enough, dick stuck in blender

>>741665886
wat

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>>741661827

>tfw you have the 9 inch version of the dildo on the top right

>>741644012
u son of the beach

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>>741666370
Is this one funny because of her disgusting untrimmed nails?

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>>741662901
Yep, not just kids though. A horse may be a herbivore, but even tame horses have been known to take off a few fingers.

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>>741666287
Are those salt n pepper shakers?

>>741666559
More like an hero

>>741633710


Gtfo b8

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>>741666559
this picture is unfunny. I'll look at it the next time I'm about to lose.

>>741643967
Kike

>>741644012
Roll

>>741657969
It has. mind you nobody is doing half mile shots on a school because thats retarded.

>>741632909
I farted

>>741640734
He fucking ded

>>741667409

OK. I laughed.

>>741656850
Shut up the fucking idiots who use this site won't get that you're joking and actually go around believing it.

>>741632487
you realize that this was CREATED by 4chan on Jan 1st.

>>741644012
>500x497
zdsa

>>741662569
fapped so many times to those cute little feet

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>>741662569

>>741662048

Nah. One is a Bishop /bro

>>741662490
adsf

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>>741667717

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>>741631632

>>741632951
Nigs just chimping out as usual

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>>741633710

>>741644012
fuck off

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>>741631632

>>741632909
I know it fucks the tendon but what exactly does it do

>>741668253
what are you? stupid?
>fucks the tendon

>>741644012
-_-

>>741633848
i dont understand, can someone explain?

>>741662416
never visit /b/ ever again

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God I wanna meet up with Jesus
I BET HE HAS THE BEST WORKOUT ROUTINES

>>741662490
Patoi

>>741668377
:<

>>741666448

you are supposed to laugh at what you want to laugh at. if assuming her having a huge dick cuz she's got huge feet is your humor, then it's fucking hilarious!

not for me tho, traps are gay and not funny in the least.

>>741661546
corn ears are not on the top of the plant tho, and they generally have multiple per plant. also why not just rip it off and bring it home?

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>>741655784

john, haha! it's time to find more images.

liiiiiike this!

>>741666064
Someone got a pic of my ex wife. Classy

>>741668930

you married roasties? fucks wrong with you?

>>741662165
>you're

>>741648338
I actually hate the new direction the show is going in and is the main I reason I haven't watched past episode 1 of season 3. I think the divorce is so petty and how Jerry acted was even worse and uncharacteristic of him. Wake me when the episodes get as good as "Total Rick-all" or "Close Rick counters of the Rick kind"

>>741662490
Ehh

>>741665919
"It's afraid..."

>>741631632
https://youtu.be/8EjY9cHyHl4

>>741632951
'murica

>>741632951
Im sure white people are to blame for this.

>>741644012
nigger

>>741632909
Laughing my ass off to the retards who ACTUALLY fell for this shit

>>741643967
>>741644012
k

>>741668570
Crossfit

>>741643967
Fuck

>>741661930
The one theory is that he's a mini verse inside our universe and he knows his existence is a show for us. That's why he breaks the forth wall, try's to make catch phrases, and there has been scenes where he was supposedly repeating himself prior to the scene so the audience can hear him say it. Also might help explain why he can't kill himself as much as he tries.

>>741643967
noooooo

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>741644012
Cunt Cuntterson

>>741668377
This is part one of an incest story. I've read it before in one of the threads.

>>741670048
LOST HARD

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>>741669999
Check'em

>>741660834
this one got me

>>741666231
why did i laugh

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>>741655784

>>741662490
h8 u

>>741670482
Because you're autistic? Nothing about that image is funny you fucking faggot.

>>741670228
Holy shit you are a piece of work. How often does your girlfriend cheat on you?

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>>741645914
>>741660065
>what anon meant by this

>>741670228
This a pasta that's been well copied.

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>>741660834
This fucking cracked me up, kudos.

>>741669999
damn son

>>741644012
hahah

>>741643967
dddddd

>>741644012
be less gay

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>>741631632
Bump
Rick party
Flubba wubba dub dub

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Immunity dog negates "No immunity dog" faggot

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