Okay here is a backstory.
Donald Trump has been impeached and has been found guilty of Treason and High Crimes by a military tribunal and has been sentenced to die. You are in charge of planning and executing the order. You have a budget of $500k to spend however you like. Later, You step into the execution chamber as see Trump bound, gagged and blindfolded with all of the tools you purchased nearly organized on a nearby table.
What did you spend your budget on and how do you execute him?
How much of a newfag normie do you have to be to tell us what triggers you?
>I spend my cash on assault rifles and a group of 10 trained mercenaries.
>As we approach President Trump I give the order
>Mercs start firing into the crowd
> I untie Donald and hand him a rifle
>"Thanks anon, I knew I could count on you"
>We start firing into the crowd together
>lead Donald to a car
>Drive off into the sunset hand in hand
>"I love you anon"
>"I love you too, Mr. President"
>Get full auto 50mm dessert eagle.
>Get two of em.
>Shoot bondage get off of the Donald Duck.
>There's a third full auto 50mm dessert duck,
>Throws it to El Presidente.
>C'mon Daffy Duck we doin dis.
>First class air tickets to Siberia for myself, Milena, three Samoan armed guards and a photographer
>Comfy foldable chairs (3)
>some large rubber gloves
>Gallon of Olive oil
>Rope - strong shit, 2 miles worth
>A crate to store Trump in in the cargo hold
>Nice SUV with a sled tied to the back waiting in Siberia.
>Strong transportable easily assembled winch device that can support 350lbs
>Take a nice flight to Siberia, with Milena at my side.
>Good food, lots of laughs.
>Convince Milena to fellate me
>Meanwhile Trump sits tied naked in his small crate in the cargo hold, a dog bowl full of spoiled gruel at his feet.
>Get to Siberia, three armed guards carry crate from plane and secure it to the sled.
>Drive to edge of crater formed in Yamal Peninsula in northern Siberia
>Samoan guards put on rubber gloves
>Guards remove naked bound Trump from crate
>Apply olive oil all over body, very roughly
>Force apple into his mouth
>Tie one end of long rope to still bound Trump
>other end secured around winch
>Give look to Milena
>She walks up to Trump with sad face, acts as if she is going to embrace him, instead quickly turns him around to face crater and kicks him in his cellulitic ass
>Everyone laughs as he falls into the miles deep crater
>Suddenly rope tightens.
>Have guards take turns pulling him back up
>Milena and I sit in comfortable folding chairs laughing and throwing snowballs at Trump's now shit covered body
>Gloved guards push him again.
>Repeat until boredom sets in or until he's had a stroke, or frozen to death.
>A good time had by all.... well, almost all.
fuck up you annoying backwards cunt
>Trumpanzee jizz guzzlers, detected
>spend 500k on a couple of mercenaries and send them to the military to search for trump sympathizers AKA allies.
>invest in soundproofing and radio proofing the execution hammer so that we have a safe space to work on our plan to free Trump for tyranny
>invite in all of the allies for a final mission breifing, save my mercenaries who are tasked with escorting Trump to the chamber.
>Toss him in the chamber and seek the door,
>throw away the key as I kek at thier realization that they are left to starve to death
Sure thing buddy.
I buy one crane and wreckingball, 2 m4a4 rifles, 1 k-bar knife.
I get everyone to leave me and trump alone and then when the time is right i yell " IT'S OVER TRUMPY BOY!!" and fire one shot into the air.
I then quickly unbind him and take off his blindfold and gag as i move him away from the wall... just as I do so a wrecking ball crashes through the wall creating an opening that we use to escape. I give him an m4 and tell him lets get a move on there are people waiting..
we get in the pre-arranged get away car and drive for what seems like forever but is only really a few hours south until we get to the base camp In south carolina. We exit the car and are greeted by applause and cheering as I lead trump into a large 3 story building with armed sniper and gunner teams on the rooftop. flying high over the building is an American flag that brings tears to my eyes every time i see it.
We walk inside to be greeted as only true patriots should and trump is quite confused because he still thinks america hates him, but he doesn't understand yet, we are the resistance and he is our leader, with him as a head of the resistance we will take back america in the second civil war and reclaim it from the degenerates and minorities.
kill everyone, take trump on my jet to an island
we work together and turn it into an amazing resort through development and tough work
we climb the mountain together one day, and he pisses onto the summit, the mountain splits and lava erupts out, as we rocket off the planet
we land on his space ship
we're eating tendies
watching the earth get bisected by fissures in the crust that erupt into 2km high lava swords
everything is on fire
the world boils
he presses a button and "fly me to the moon" comes on
we see the world spinning wildly and it looks like the sun is orbiting the world, but we're just in lock step with the earth
for minutes it appears as a dark cloudy form, shimmering with billions of lightning strikes
then the clouds fade to a grey world that starts to change
millions of years passed, I am literally watching life synthesis on a barren new rocky world
at one point the world slows in rotation and we eyes some scopes to see some dinosaurs... then it speeds up, we see the rocky formations moving like a timelapse of boats in a harbor, shifting around disjointedly, not at all smoothly
we see the colors moving, green to yellow
we see ice growing and shriking
suddenly I am broken out of my trans by two bright flashes from one area, then a series of bright flashes all over - nuclear tests, it slows, we zoom in, it's August 2017... we land on the whitehouse lawn, we walk out, the secret service escort us to the oval office
as we enter, we see trump walking out the other door. he winks at trump
we are time loop
trump confirmed time lord
trump asks if I want some coffee
i know that's code for he's busy
i thank him
he shakes my hand warmly
my eyes are welling up with emotion and love for this man-god
but I hold my cool
I walk out, legs still strong
by the time I get to the cafeteria my legs are shaking, I wipe my eyes dry
my hands shaking as I hold my coffee
i see everything in a new light
i feel so comfy
all will be ok
>Do you think that the person that you voted from would've been better than Trump?
If the scenario you are proposing is that I went into the voting booth, wrote in my candidate as "Wet bag of shit" and it somehow won, then yes.
It must be painful for you, being b& from /pol/.
Is that image supposed to be funny? Left-wing memes are fucking trash, and they're fucking bottom text. KEK.
The left can't meme negroe.
>9 months later
>lefties still angrily sperging out on /b/ like it matters
I'm not even a burger, and I'm glad he won.
This is what i think all the time this comes up. Plus hes the perfect impersonation of everything whats wrong with the System.
Americans cant be that dumb. I know some really nice people there.
Shitty leftist memes at its maximum state. Don't get mad that your candidate didn't won, at least you got your shitty bottom text memes. KEK.
I hope this ain't real anon, if is a swatting I don't have enough money to pay a door.
Fuck yes. screencapped anon you gave me a bone
Here is my question. IF Trump is guilty of treason. IF he is guilty of giving Russia power in the American government, will you still support him? Is loving America or hating Mexicans more important to your average Trump supporter?
Lel stay mad my nigga
Ask gun nuts for an intimidating looking and decent hand gun get it painted in america colors(~2999 max)
a single bullet($1)
my salary is 497k
Keep the gun and sell to someone for millions.
I asked if Trump was found guilty and was colluding with Russia if people would still support him. Apparently Trump supporters don't really care if another country is running America, just as long as the people you don't like get kicked out.
If I say you suck cock and gargle the cum, should everyone here believe it?
I guess they could, since you're such a faggot.
I bought explosives, armor, guns, and mercs.
We're busting out of that bitch and taking back the white house.
>in the absence of any measurable argument, the eurocuck "refugee" shitposts poorly instead
>4chan a few years ago
>Left or right, red or blue, it doesn't matter. Both are corrupt and strings are pulled above a stage
>Fucking democrats! Shareblue go away! I voted republican because fuck democrats! MAGA! Liberal shills BTFO! Awoooo! Praise kek!
>Drumph is a nazi! Feel the Bern! I donated 300 bucks! Top me! I'm with her!
>radical centrist detected
Horseshoe theory, amirite?
>tfw you're butt hurt because you're either too poor or live in too shitty of a country to own a gun
People suck, so I'm okay with this tbqhfamalamadingdong.
>Without understanding the irony of their statement, the trump support puffs out his chest and and struts around with a confidence that exists only on the most superficial of levels. If the viewer pays close attention, you can observe the supporter asking his alpha male for permission to feel accomplished
>mfw you're coming with me
Go back to /pol/. None of you are welcome here.
How to know why your candidate did not won the 2016 presidential election in one simple and easy step: Create fake realities where the other candidate collaborated with Russian hackers that supposedly helped him win the election, spread this without any proof, assure that CNN believes you and then make all the left-wing look fucking retarded.
Hey you're not me.
Not a bad post though, have some pussy.
See, this is why no one respects you or your country, neither one has balls and thinks typing "mic drop" is a cool kid kind of thing to do.
>copypasta in same thread
That's some serious autism anon.
how the fuck we started bashing cnn and not msnbc is a mind fuck.
no matter how many tiems he lies and/or ties two things that don't go together, these fucks believe every fucking tweet
Little Trump admitted to working with the russians. Three of his advisors came out about having worked with Russia. Suddenly they're fake news too? They admitted to it. How delusional are you?
They think it hurts our feelings or something, I don't know.
Sure thing bud.
Proof enough that little Trump worked with the Russians? Trumps son admitted it himself. He fucking said he did. What more proof do you need?
Hire a Mexican doctor to remove his teeth with some 'hecho en mexico' pliers.
Then see his lips to a huge fat black nigger asshole. The biggest blackest asshole imaginable, on the most overweight red bean and cornbread inbred pipe hitting welfare nigger from the hood.
Start feeding her $490k worth of fried chicken and gravy, biscuits and waffles, deep fried cheese and cornbread, Mac n cheese as well as food stamps.
X-ray machine takes pics to feed CNN daily so we can see just what Trump gets for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
A nice close up of his face daily as he is forced to swallow the pure USA made dung the negress sweats out of her pucker hole daily.
A Mexican midget gently fondles Donald's penis when she shits so he can cum. His cum is collected and fed to the press.
Do, you not know how to read? Trump Jr and parts or his cabinet admitted to colluding with Russians. Like, in front of tv cameras. How is it Hilary lying about it....if they said they did it...
He's 6′ 2″ and he has a bigger budget than you. He's not only taller than you, but he's also richer than you.
>Eight. Years. 8 years. trump will be your president for 8 years you pathetic larper
It's good to have a hobby and all that but supporters can't see that the writing is on the wall. http://www.clickhole.com/article/mixed-messages-mike-pence-just-denied-2020-preside-6445
Hi shareblue, has hillary imported any Hatian orphans for podesta to rape lately?
>throatfuck him to death
>use 500k as a base for funding a militia twice as bad as Trump
>libtards flip shit as they are lined up and shot before being thrown in mass graves
Mfw they thought Trump was Hitler but I am Hitler reborn
Samefag, and probably OP.
People have gotten really fucking stupidly out of control with this shit. You all keep on talking about how people talked about killing Obama, but it was never like this.
Grow the fuck up. I hope that the Secret Service interviews all of you, and that you're all as "broken" as Kathy Fucking Griffin.
>"all bow the quads of truth"
Sure thing bud.
>hating minorities AND Trump when the shitposter in chief has drilled for oil
Bait? You did see how the conversation ended there right?
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I havent heard a word from Hillary in a long ass time. Why do you people insist an "b... b.. but Hilary" for fucking everything, even when it is completely irrelevant to anything? Do you lack the reasoning to explain your sheepdog loyalty to Trump?
Because all grown men have a house filled with paintings of preteens being abused right?
I buy probably 1000 boxes of pop-its and throw them at him one at a time until I get bored. Then I force him to walk on some barefooted til I get bored. Then I leave. The end.
>People have gotten really fucking stupidly out of control with this shit. You all keep on talking about how people talked about killing Obama, but it was never like this.
It was and it was worse.
Oh, I see, you were just "pretending" to be a retard, you're such a good troll.
>Pence running in 2020
Holy fuck fhe delusion is real.
No homo (unless you're a cute trap).
Obama was never the target of structured and privately funded shilling and shitposting.
Hey OP, enjoying your epic troll thread you shitstabbing cumgargling assbandit?
States are trying to resist, but they'll fold.
Hard to be obstinate in the face of federal scrutiny, and if they have nothing to hide why fight it?
It's bad optics.
that shit should be done already. how fucking long does it take to match a few million lines of data. wouldn't suprise me if he's doing it by hand bc he can't fit all the data on his iphone's screen
>geriatric Don Imus = or > much of Hollywood and the news media
Build air tight gas chamber in the middle
Place donald trump in the chamber
Fill stadium with never trumpers
Turn on gas
Everyone in stadium dies
Donald trump lives (because air tight chamber)
Donald trump walks free because double imdemnity
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Donald Trump is a warning. Trump is the best case scenario. If you somehow depose him via your smarmy shenanigans, what comes along next is really going to upset you. You need to understand something. Trump is not our last chance. He's your last chance.