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Okay here is a backstory. Donald Trump has been impeached and

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Okay here is a backstory.

Donald Trump has been impeached and has been found guilty of Treason and High Crimes by a military tribunal and has been sentenced to die. You are in charge of planning and executing the order. You have a budget of $500k to spend however you like. Later, You step into the execution chamber as see Trump bound, gagged and blindfolded with all of the tools you purchased nearly organized on a nearby table.

What did you spend your budget on and how do you execute him?
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>>741528871
>military tribunal

This isn't argentina, faggot
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I can't kill a god.
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>>741528871
8 years

How much of a newfag normie do you have to be to tell us what triggers you?
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>>741528871
Yea then they'll hold the elections and gain and Sanders is gonna win.
You're a fag kid.
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>>741529140
I'm not triggered. I'm curious what people would do
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>I spend my cash on assault rifles and a group of 10 trained mercenaries.
>As we approach President Trump I give the order
>Mercs start firing into the crowd
> I untie Donald and hand him a rifle
>"Thanks anon, I knew I could count on you"
>We start firing into the crowd together
>lead Donald to a car
>Drive off into the sunset hand in hand
>"I love you anon"
>"I love you too, Mr. President"
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>>741528871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySIejGK_DY
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>>741529042
>>741529140
>>741529224

>Triggered trumpcucks who lack any ability to remove themselves from thier sheepdog loyalty to entertain a hypothetical
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>>741529329
This guys gets it
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>>741529329
Have you been retarded your whole life?
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>>741528871
>Get full auto 50mm dessert eagle.
>Get two of em.
>Shoot bondage get off of the Donald Duck.
>There's a third full auto 50mm dessert duck,
>Throws it to El Presidente.
>C'mon Daffy Duck we doin dis.
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>>741528871
>First class air tickets to Siberia for myself, Milena, three Samoan armed guards and a photographer
>Comfy foldable chairs (3)
>One apple
>some large rubber gloves
>Gallon of Olive oil
>Rope - strong shit, 2 miles worth
>A crate to store Trump in in the cargo hold
>Nice SUV with a sled tied to the back waiting in Siberia.
>Strong transportable easily assembled winch device that can support 350lbs

>Take a nice flight to Siberia, with Milena at my side.
>Good food, lots of laughs.
>Convince Milena to fellate me
>Meanwhile Trump sits tied naked in his small crate in the cargo hold, a dog bowl full of spoiled gruel at his feet.
>Get to Siberia, three armed guards carry crate from plane and secure it to the sled.
>Drive to edge of crater formed in Yamal Peninsula in northern Siberia
>Samoan guards put on rubber gloves
>Guards remove naked bound Trump from crate
>Apply olive oil all over body, very roughly
>Force apple into his mouth
>Tie one end of long rope to still bound Trump
>other end secured around winch
>Give look to Milena
>She walks up to Trump with sad face, acts as if she is going to embrace him, instead quickly turns him around to face crater and kicks him in his cellulitic ass
>Everyone laughs as he falls into the miles deep crater
>Suddenly rope tightens.
>Have guards take turns pulling him back up
>Milena and I sit in comfortable folding chairs laughing and throwing snowballs at Trump's now shit covered body
>Gloved guards push him again.
>Repeat until boredom sets in or until he's had a stroke, or frozen to death.
>A good time had by all.... well, almost all.
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>>741529395
fuck up you annoying backwards cunt
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>spend 500k on private mercenaries
>go in and extract him
>free Trump
>trace OPs IP and contact SS
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>>741528871
Stop being such a cuck. He is your president
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>>741530878
>>741529425
>>741529329
>>741529047

>Trumpanzee jizz guzzlers, detected
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>>741528871
>>741529395
>>741531059
why are antitrump memes so pathetic and petty? why dont people make funny ones?
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>spend 500k on a couple of mercenaries and send them to the military to search for trump sympathizers AKA allies.
>invest in soundproofing and radio proofing the execution hammer so that we have a safe space to work on our plan to free Trump for tyranny
>invite in all of the allies for a final mission breifing, save my mercenaries who are tasked with escorting Trump to the chamber.
>Toss him in the chamber and seek the door,
>throw away the key as I kek at thier realization that they are left to starve to death
>
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Eight. Years. 8 years. trump will be your president for 8 years you pathetic larper
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>>741531576
I didnt make a meme thread, I made a thread to have fun with hypotheticals.
You are welcome to propose your own if you get tired of complaining about how unfair it is
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>>741531716
Then get ready for 8 years of anti trump troll threads. I wonder if you'll last that long
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>>741531832
won't last the full term.
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>>741528871
buy one rope
tie one end a rope to the top of his tower
tie other end of rope around his ankle
push

spend $499,950 on a party
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>>741532068
Do you think that the person that you voted from would've been better than Trump?
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>>741528871
I swapped him out with Hillary and I whisper in her ear. "Now justice will be served."
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Wew lad, chill with the fantasies
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>>741532571
>Hillary
>"justice"
Sure thing buddy.
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>>741528871
I buy one crane and wreckingball, 2 m4a4 rifles, 1 k-bar knife.

I get everyone to leave me and trump alone and then when the time is right i yell " IT'S OVER TRUMPY BOY!!" and fire one shot into the air.
I then quickly unbind him and take off his blindfold and gag as i move him away from the wall... just as I do so a wrecking ball crashes through the wall creating an opening that we use to escape. I give him an m4 and tell him lets get a move on there are people waiting..
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>>741532068
surely your share blue images will stop trump. 8 years :^)
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>>741532874
we get in the pre-arranged get away car and drive for what seems like forever but is only really a few hours south until we get to the base camp In south carolina. We exit the car and are greeted by applause and cheering as I lead trump into a large 3 story building with armed sniper and gunner teams on the rooftop. flying high over the building is an American flag that brings tears to my eyes every time i see it.
We walk inside to be greeted as only true patriots should and trump is quite confused because he still thinks america hates him, but he doesn't understand yet, we are the resistance and he is our leader, with him as a head of the resistance we will take back america in the second civil war and reclaim it from the degenerates and minorities.
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>>741528871
$500k on expensive hookers.

A hero goes out in style.
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>>741528871
kill everyone, take trump on my jet to an island
we work together and turn it into an amazing resort through development and tough work
we climb the mountain together one day, and he pisses onto the summit, the mountain splits and lava erupts out, as we rocket off the planet
we land on his space ship
we're eating tendies
watching the earth get bisected by fissures in the crust that erupt into 2km high lava swords
everything is on fire
the world boils
he presses a button and "fly me to the moon" comes on
we see the world spinning wildly and it looks like the sun is orbiting the world, but we're just in lock step with the earth
for minutes it appears as a dark cloudy form, shimmering with billions of lightning strikes
then the clouds fade to a grey world that starts to change
millions of years passed, I am literally watching life synthesis on a barren new rocky world
at one point the world slows in rotation and we eyes some scopes to see some dinosaurs... then it speeds up, we see the rocky formations moving like a timelapse of boats in a harbor, shifting around disjointedly, not at all smoothly
we see the colors moving, green to yellow
we see ice growing and shriking
suddenly I am broken out of my trans by two bright flashes from one area, then a series of bright flashes all over - nuclear tests, it slows, we zoom in, it's August 2017... we land on the whitehouse lawn, we walk out, the secret service escort us to the oval office
as we enter, we see trump walking out the other door. he winks at trump
we are time loop
trump confirmed time lord
trump asks if I want some coffee
i know that's code for he's busy
i thank him
he shakes my hand warmly
my eyes are welling up with emotion and love for this man-god
but I hold my cool
I walk out, legs still strong
by the time I get to the cafeteria my legs are shaking, I wipe my eyes dry
my hands shaking as I hold my coffee
i see everything in a new light
i feel so comfy
all will be ok
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>>741533355
*trance
fuck it lol
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>>741528871
Make believe is fun.
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>>741529329
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>>741532427
>Do you think that the person that you voted from would've been better than Trump?

If the scenario you are proposing is that I went into the voting booth, wrote in my candidate as "Wet bag of shit" and it somehow won, then yes.
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>>741534030
It must be painful for you, being b& from /pol/.
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>>741534030
Is that image supposed to be funny? Left-wing memes are fucking trash, and they're fucking bottom text. KEK.
The left can't meme negroe.
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>>741528871


Well, I'd put a 500k bounty out on your head for daring to put forward such a scenario you liberal faggot.
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>>741534139
>>741534179
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WTF IS WRONG WITH U PPL
HES A RICH FUCKING KKK NAZI AND RUSSIAN PUPPET THIS IS NOT OKAY
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>9 months later
>lefties still angrily sperging out on /b/ like it matters
I'm not even a burger, and I'm glad he won.
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I would probably buy myself a house with the 500k and just do some kung fu moves on him
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>>741534901
You know kung fu?
Whoa.
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>>741534508
This is what i think all the time this comes up. Plus hes the perfect impersonation of everything whats wrong with the System.
Americans cant be that dumb. I know some really nice people there.
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>>741534901
This guy actually gets it
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>>741529329

This, bust him out and begin a coup that will make the current Trump administration look as liberal as Sweden in comparison.
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>>741535135
Poor kitty.
Thank god he knew the heimlich.
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>>741534444
>>741534477
>>741534499
Shitty leftist memes at its maximum state. Don't get mad that your candidate didn't won, at least you got your shitty bottom text memes. KEK.
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I've backtraced everyone's IP, enjoy the knock on your door tomorrow
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>>741534368
ill be waiting for that. Your empty threats dont mean anything to me
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>>741535544
okay
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>>741535544
Oh shit
I dun goofed
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>>741535544
I hope this ain't real anon, if is a swatting I don't have enough money to pay a door.
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>>741535546
>opening a thread to troll "your enemies"
>get worked up yourself
>get trolled yourself
>every libtard ever

welp, seems that the left really can't meme.
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>>741530967
>implying
He may be Canadian, anon.
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>got dubs in verification i don't even give a shit
regardless, get out canadafag
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>>741529329
Fuck yes. screencapped anon you gave me a bone
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>>741536085
Oh look, a weak faggot who cant defend themselves on their own.
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Here is my question. IF Trump is guilty of treason. IF he is guilty of giving Russia power in the American government, will you still support him? Is loving America or hating Mexicans more important to your average Trump supporter?
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>>741536208
Oh look, a eurocuck.
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>>741536208
Lel stay mad my nigga
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>>741536235
I like tacos, but don't like welfare leechs.
I can make a taco, so there's your answer.
Go figure.
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>>741536235
>IF
>IF
https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk
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>>741536350
So you would be ok with Russia having Trump as a puppet president as long as he harasses Mexicans? Nice, you're a dumb ass nigger.
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>>741536512
>Russia having Trump as a puppet president
Still waiting on proofs my dude.
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>>741528871
Ask gun nuts for an intimidating looking and decent hand gun get it painted in america colors(~2999 max)

a single bullet($1)

my salary is 497k

Keep the gun and sell to someone for millions.
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ITT

> Trolls trolling trolls who are trolling the trolls on troll.org

> everyone is a fag
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>>741536637
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>>741536578
I asked if Trump was found guilty and was colluding with Russia if people would still support him. Apparently Trump supporters don't really care if another country is running America, just as long as the people you don't like get kicked out.
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>>741536767
>if
If I say you suck cock and gargle the cum, should everyone here believe it?
I guess they could, since you're such a faggot.
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>>741536270
at least I dont need to rely on a humk of metal and plastic to keep myself safe.

On your own, you will just role onto your side and beg for mercy like some servile dog.
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>>741536894
>humk
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>>741528871
I bought explosives, armor, guns, and mercs.
We're busting out of that bitch and taking back the white house.
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>>741536931

>in the absence of any measurable intelligence, the feral Trump supporter nitpicks spelling instead

kek
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>>741537008
On a budget of 500k? Get real.
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>>741537031
>in the absence of any measurable argument, the eurocuck "refugee" shitposts poorly instead
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>4chan a few years ago
>Left or right, red or blue, it doesn't matter. Both are corrupt and strings are pulled above a stage

>4chan now
>Fucking democrats! Shareblue go away! I voted republican because fuck democrats! MAGA! Liberal shills BTFO! Awoooo! Praise kek!

>Drumph is a nazi! Feel the Bern! I donated 300 bucks! Top me! I'm with her!

What happened?
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>>741530967

He's a president that's going to fucking kill us all you dumbass.
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>>741537185
>radical centrist detected
Horseshoe theory, amirite?
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>>741536894
>tfw you're butt hurt because you're either too poor or live in too shitty of a country to own a gun
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>>741537207
People suck, so I'm okay with this tbqhfamalamadingdong.
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>>741537123

>Without understanding the irony of their statement, the trump support puffs out his chest and and struts around with a confidence that exists only on the most superficial of levels. If the viewer pays close attention, you can observe the supporter asking his alpha male for permission to feel accomplished
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>>741537085
Dude, I can get explosives, armor and plenty of weaponry without breaking 10k, that leaves me 490k to hire some cannon fodder.
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>>741536637
>using spaces on greentext
You're either form reddit or just a newfag.
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>>741537278
>Centrist

I want Hitler back if anything.
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>>741536893
I didn't try to pass it as fact. I said IF he did would you support him. You stupid cunt. Learn to read
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>>741537207
>mfw you're coming with me
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>>741537379
You should just stop.
This is cringy as fuck.
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>>741537328
No other country on this planet wants widespread gun distribution because they are rational enough to understand that they are more trouble then they are worth.
>mic drop
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>>741537486
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>>741528871
Go back to /pol/. None of you are welcome here.
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>>741537379
>all this text
Stay mad friendo.
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>>741535856
bc were not ten year olds.

i'm not sure how a bunch of internet kids admire a guy who cna't use a fucking computer to save his life
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>>741537278
go shitpost on leftbook you autist
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>>741537379
Whats wrong? Dont have the mental aptitude to continue? Alright I know when I've won, retreat back to your safe space, snowflake. I dont want to trigger you to death
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How to know why your candidate did not won the 2016 presidential election in one simple and easy step: Create fake realities where the other candidate collaborated with Russian hackers that supposedly helped him win the election, spread this without any proof, assure that CNN believes you and then make all the left-wing look fucking retarded.
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>>741537559
Hi Obama, you mongrel failure.
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>>741537557
Whats wrong? Dont have the mental aptitude to continue? Alright I know when I've won, retreat back to your safe space, snowflake. I dont want to trigger you to death.
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>>741537557
it's some kind of shill bot it won't stop
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>>741537687
Hey you're not me.
Not a bad post though, have some pussy.
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>>741528871
Buy a high point and keep the rest of the cash
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>>741537559
See, this is why no one respects you or your country, neither one has balls and thinks typing "mic drop" is a cool kid kind of thing to do.
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>>741537559
Hey, sorry. Your weak ass pussy limp wrist ass hands dropped this. We have guns to take our government back when it goes to shit. Like when Putin becomes the first lady.
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>>741537185
bunch of eurocucks in here baiting.

as much as brexit will destory the uk, it's going to hurt the eu too
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>>741537767
>copypasta in same thread
That's some serious autism anon.
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>>741535544
the consequences will never be the same
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>>741537559
It's not the devices which are the problem. The people who will do evil are the problem. Exterminating them with the guns is the solution.
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500k is enough for me to bust him out and bomb the entire venue.

then re establish trump as our lord commander
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>>741537718
how the fuck we started bashing cnn and not msnbc is a mind fuck.

no matter how many tiems he lies and/or ties two things that don't go together, these fucks believe every fucking tweet
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>>741537718
Little Trump admitted to working with the russians. Three of his advisors came out about having worked with Russia. Suddenly they're fake news too? They admitted to it. How delusional are you?
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>>741538019
MSNBC didn't pretend to be the moderate ones.
At least they're honest about that.
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>>741534499
why does the left use gay as an insult when they autistically screech about lgbt rights constantly
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>>741538036
Proofs?
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>>741537962
go brexit your self you toothless tea drinking fag
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Reporting everyone in this thread to the Secret Service.

Enjoy prison.
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>>741538077
They think it hurts our feelings or something, I don't know.
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>>741538036
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>>741538077
Because they don't care about lgbt rights, they only care about looking oppressed
Identity politics
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>>741538036
Sure thing bud.
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>>741538139
>not american
Ooh, I'm shaking.
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>>741538072
they're still the equivalent of faux news
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>>741538019
Cnn is the most popular
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>>741538190
go douche a pretzel von schintzel
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>>741528871
Get a job, liberal.
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>>741538292
your english not so good

no it's fucking not. abcnews is the best news out
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>>741538109
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/07/11/us/politics/donald-trump-jr-email-text.html

Proof enough that little Trump worked with the Russians? Trumps son admitted it himself. He fucking said he did. What more proof do you need?
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>>741538250
>neo-con controlled opposition
Who said they're not?
I bet you think republicans and evangelicals all voted Trump too.
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>>741538341
mine pays better than yours, so much so i can't look down on the poor
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>>741538388
>nyt
kek
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Hire a Mexican doctor to remove his teeth with some 'hecho en mexico' pliers.

Then see his lips to a huge fat black nigger asshole. The biggest blackest asshole imaginable, on the most overweight red bean and cornbread inbred pipe hitting welfare nigger from the hood.

Start feeding her $490k worth of fried chicken and gravy, biscuits and waffles, deep fried cheese and cornbread, Mac n cheese as well as food stamps.

X-ray machine takes pics to feed CNN daily so we can see just what Trump gets for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

A nice close up of his face daily as he is forced to swallow the pure USA made dung the negress sweats out of her pucker hole daily.

A Mexican midget gently fondles Donald's penis when she shits so he can cum. His cum is collected and fed to the press.
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>>741538323
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>>741538190
Do, you not know how to read? Trump Jr and parts or his cabinet admitted to colluding with Russians. Like, in front of tv cameras. How is it Hilary lying about it....if they said they did it...
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>>741538427
every hs dropout, white trailer park piece of trash and their easy to coax friends did
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>>741538388
>nytimes
>little Trump
He's 6′ 2″ and he has a bigger budget than you. He's not only taller than you, but he's also richer than you.
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>>741531716
>Eight. Years. 8 years. trump will be your president for 8 years you pathetic larper

It's good to have a hobby and all that but supporters can't see that the writing is on the wall. http://www.clickhole.com/article/mixed-messages-mike-pence-just-denied-2020-preside-6445
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>>741538520
grizzly steepe was real dumbass
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Don't bother. Trump could announce to the world on live tv that he is working with Putin and his monkeys would be shouting "fake noos! No pruuf!" from the rooftops.
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>>741538607
>lobve trumps hate
Winning hearts and minds with every post.
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>>741538624
>clickhole
Do you have a reliable source that is not CNN, NYT, or a shitty knock-off version of buzzfeed?
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>>741528871
You people are mentally ill, on top of being traitors...
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>>741538624
>President Pence
You'd be really fucked then.
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>>741538693
it's a bunch of eurofags baiting. they think the autobahn is something. we have them in america too, they're called intercity highways
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>>741538733
No.
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>>741538734
Trump is the traitor. He's committed treason.
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>>741538717
go make fun of msnbc dumbass
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>>741538734
>traitors
It seems like you have a distorted idea of what treason actually is.
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>>741538733
do you have a better source than breitbart, infowars or americanrepublicannews.ru?
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>>741531576
Because libshitstains can't be original without insulting one of their many LGBTBBQWTFASFDGV friends
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>>741531832
Oh no, 8 years of anti trump troll threads! We are doomed! I am now a #CruzMissileWithHer

Phieuw, dodged a bullet there. BLUMPF BTFO
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>>741538734
whoever is making this thread is borderline
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>>741538550
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>>741528871
Hi shareblue, has hillary imported any Hatian orphans for podesta to rape lately?
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>>741538953
borderline funny? i think it's histarical, the baiting eurofags ruined it
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>>741538970
It's funny you think I'm a liberal. I'm just not stupid enough to not see through his bullshit. You stupid stupid asshole.
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>ungag trump
>throatfuck him to death
>use 500k as a base for funding a militia twice as bad as Trump
>libtards flip shit as they are lined up and shot before being thrown in mass graves
Mfw they thought Trump was Hitler but I am Hitler reborn
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>>741538978
>pizzagate
Not this stupid shit again
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>>741538978
they're all on mars slave colony, epstein's hosting a party at the master's house
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>>741539088
Stop comparing Trump to Hitler. At least Hitler was smart -.-
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>>741529329
Include me in the screencap when this inevitably gets posted.
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>>741539088
here goes the dog eating chinaman, let me put my hotdog in your wonton
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THIS IS BAIT MEANT TO BE REPORTED TO THE FBI. DO NOT INDULGE THIS THREAD. sage
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>>741539153
Pls reread my post before having an autistic sperg, summerfag
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Can't we just hate minorities and NOT have a fucking idiot in the white house?
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>>741534444
all bow to the quads of truth
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>>741539069
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>>741528871

People have gotten really fucking stupidly out of control with this shit. You all keep on talking about how people talked about killing Obama, but it was never like this.

Grow the fuck up. I hope that the Secret Service interviews all of you, and that you're all as "broken" as Kathy Fucking Griffin.
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>>741539248
You're not smart enough to be Hitler. Go eat a penis.
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>>741537874
you took the bait, you stupid fucking idiot
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>>741528871
Death by cheese grater and lemon juice.
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>>741529329

Win.
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>>741539295
>"all bow the quads of truth"
>"truth"
>leftist meme
Sure thing bud.
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>>741528871
I'd keep the money and just assfuck him to death
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>>741539221
Fuck you anon, this is funny.
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>>741528871
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK TRUMPIES
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>>741530161
>dessert eagle
>dessert
Is it sweet?
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>>741539249
>hating minorities AND Trump when the shitposter in chief has drilled for oil
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>>741539347
Bait? You did see how the conversation ended there right?
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>>741528871
What are you doing here this isnt a place for leftist cuck
Go back to tumblr
Shoo
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>>741539433
If it's a .50 it is.
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>>741539314
>93141482616430554.jpg (142 KB, 868x1024)File: 1482616430554.jpg (142 KB, 868x1024) google yandex iqdb wait>>741539069

I havent heard a word from Hillary in a long ass time. Why do you people insist an "b... b.. but Hilary" for fucking everything, even when it is completely irrelevant to anything? Do you lack the reasoning to explain your sheepdog loyalty to Trump?
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>>741539125
Because all grown men have a house filled with paintings of preteens being abused right?
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>>741538733
http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/national-party-news/345730-opinion-mike-pences-2020-run-will-go-down-in-flames
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>>741539502
Yeah I posted it and you took the bait like a slut takes cummies, you stupid fucking idiot
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>>741529395
Hey man, go unshelth your meat sword then when your done, fuck yourself with it

USA USA USA USA USA
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>>741539584
>I havent heard a word from Hillary
She's around.
Check Huffpo, Buzzfeed, or whatever other femininst run joke of a news source you would know.
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>>741528871
I buy probably 1000 boxes of pop-its and throw them at him one at a time until I get bored. Then I force him to walk on some barefooted til I get bored. Then I leave. The end.
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>throw him in gitmo
>offer free airfare to everyone from anywhere, esp skorea
>let everyone throw tomatoes at him from 15 ft away
>every direct hit, gets a free taco from the taco truck
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>>741539319
>People have gotten really fucking stupidly out of control with this shit. You all keep on talking about how people talked about killing Obama, but it was never like this.
It was and it was worse.
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>>741539639
Oh, I see, you were just "pretending" to be a retard, you're such a good troll.
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>>741539606
>Pence running in 2020
Holy fuck fhe delusion is real.
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>>741537855
Perfect ginger pussy in the morning. Love you man.
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>>741539715
No it wasn't.
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I execute him by old age
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ZOOMEDEMOOZ WORDS
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>>741539799
You too.
No homo (unless you're a cute trap).
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>>741539593
this is the alternative fact to trumps shopped TIME magazine covers
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>>741539750
the hill is a rightwint tabloid
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>>741539948
And?
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>>741539881
Sorry mate. Definitely not trap material.
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>>741539319
Obama was never the target of structured and privately funded shilling and shitposting.
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>>741528871
shoot him and pocket the rest of the money
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Hey OP, enjoying your epic troll thread you shitstabbing cumgargling assbandit?
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>>741540060
I can't remember any celebs calling for his assassination either.
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Haters gonna hate.
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>>741540101
whatever happened to the voter investigation panels? they get all the information they wanted?
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>>741540226
nkorea will not have an icbm, that i can assure you. hahahahha.

i'd hand him over to china ore mexico let them do as they wish.
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>>741540236
States are trying to resist, but they'll fold.
Hard to be obstinate in the face of federal scrutiny, and if they have nothing to hide why fight it?
It's bad optics.
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>>741540186
the one guy one fox news did, that's why he got fired. the cowboy hat wearing guy. imus
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>>741540378
Imus got fired for the knappy headed hoes comment.
Beck got fired for being Beck, so that doesn't even count.
Nobody likes Beck.
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>>741540351
that shit should be done already. how fucking long does it take to match a few million lines of data. wouldn't suprise me if he's doing it by hand bc he can't fit all the data on his iphone's screen
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>>741540378
>geriatric Don Imus = or > much of Hollywood and the news media
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>>741540470
Hey, talk to California on that one.
They started it.
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>>741540529
they just think he's a racist sexist bigot who don't nothing but ripped off people his entire life.
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fuck drumpf and fuck whytppl
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Rent stadium
Build air tight gas chamber in the middle
Place donald trump in the chamber
Fill stadium with never trumpers
Turn on gas
Everyone in stadium dies
Donald trump lives (because air tight chamber)
Donald trump walks free because double imdemnity
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>>741528871
>$500k
>I could definitely help my boy escape for $500k
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>>741540761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Y LMAO
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Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
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lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))
MAKE DONLAD DRUMFP AGAIN ;^)

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.

GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
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>>741539314
the original
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>>741528871
Donald Trump is a warning. Trump is the best case scenario. If you somehow depose him via your smarmy shenanigans, what comes along next is really going to upset you. You need to understand something. Trump is not our last chance. He's your last chance.
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>>741540914
Liar.
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>>741529140
>8 months
fixed that for you
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>>741541057
>we
You don't speak for me.
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>>741531576
why are you so butthurt?
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