I am god, to prove it the 3rd post from mine will not be singles.

>>741526253
k

>>741526253
almost there

>>741526253
There is no god

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>>741526253

faggot get cucked

>>741526253
what

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>>741526399
holy shit

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>>741526399
witnessed

>>741526411
WATAFAK MAN

>>741526399
????

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>>741526399

>>741526253
Fuck off

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>>741526399

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>>741526399
There is no god except god said one of the gods

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>>741526399

>>741526399

Still don't believe in a god. It's called RANDOM, faggots.

There have been a million other threads like this one that ALL WENT SOUR.

Don't you fucking forget that you special snowflakes.

>>741526399


Proof that god is an atheist.

>>741526253
For a god you didn't even roll dubs faggot

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>>741526635
How is it random is the OP said so, it's not random Anon. It's a sign from god you faggot

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>>741526253
hey god will my life ever be happy?

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>>741526399
Yes there is. We are witnessing him.

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If this gets dubs, there is more than one god

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>>741526635
...We'll pray for you, Anon.

>>741526253
What's it like to be god

>>741526800
Doubles checkd

>>741526718

The numbers are coincidental.

You're choosing to ignore what the anon said about thousands of other threads like this that didn't turn out like this one. Over time, it's bound to work at least once. You're pretty fucking dumb.

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>>741526865
Fuck off faggot I got God stuff to do

>>741526800
Trump is God confirmed?!

>>741526669
/thread

I love this thread

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>>741526399
......... oh fuck

>>741526635
lmao look at this edgy atheist faggot LITERALLY pissing himself and shaking in his boots

Ultra bait but gonna bite anyways

Okay, God, if you really are him, predict something else.

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>>741526399
welp..
I believe thats enough internet for one night.

>>741526399
Idek wut 2 sey

>>741526902
Blah Blah Blah. You're just angry cuz your not god

>>741526399
S H A D I L A Y
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

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>>741526800
shit

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>>741526399
HI MOM I'M IN 4CHAN

>>741527082

not scared, and you must be pretty retarded to believe in a magical sky daddy

>>741527217
>your not god
>your

and you're retarded.

>>741526635
Hurrr durrr i take /b/ thread seriously look how i tip my fedora

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>>741527607
your*

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>>741527561
A very sophisticated and intelligent tip to you, sir. You are an enlightened intellectual!

>>741526669
That's some Schrodinger shit

>>741527677

use whatever memes or negative stereotypes you want.

you're still dumb, and wasting your life believing in bullshit.

>>741526399
Just screencapping for future generations

>>741527670

I hope to fuck you aren't being serious.

>>741527787
Since when believing on God makes you grow faster

>>741527913
>believing on
>on

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>>741527836

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>>741527836
*your

>>741527942
Believing an*

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>>741526399
FUCK

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>>741527787
unlike you, who is putting your life to very good use, telling people they are stupid on an anime messageboard! another hearty tip to you, sir.

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>>741527677
check 'em

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>>741528061
you're* dipshit

>>741526635
SMITE HIM OP!!!

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>>741526399

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>>741528061
>>741527942
>>741527913
>>741527670
>>741527607
>>741527217


I've always noticed that people who believe in god are ALWAYS (without exception) far more likely to make glaring grammatical mistakes all the fucking time.


Either they think their magical sky daddy does autocorrect for them, or they are genuinely less intelligent as people as a group. I'm leaning more towards the latter.

>>741526399
Omg. Am I also God?

>>741526399
AAHHHH

>666

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>>741528113
Youran* dumbfuck

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>>741528202

Donald Trump needs our help people.

>>741526399
!!!!!!!!!

He can't drain the swamp without us.

>>741526399
If everyone wanted Christ to come back so much, why didn't they nail him to a boomerang?

There is no god. If there was, he'd give me dubs.

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>>741528202
Youre bery grong my dood

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>>741526399
Get me in that screenshot

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>>741528555
But anon. He gave you trips

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>>741526399

>>741526399
>t. God

>>741528555
GOD is great he gave you trips, such a generous God. Thank you God. Amen. God bless Donald Trump and America.

>>741528555
>G O D J O I N E D

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>>741526399

>>741528555
>asks for dubs
>Gets trips

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>>741528202
Yeah, grammatical mistakes make you less intelligent, good one anon

God is the totality of reality.
You are God, I am God, and we are all God.
A human, who is a self-aware entity, can aim his own awareness to the existence itself and directly recognize this truth.

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>>741528555
>Trips

Holy fuck he's real

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>>741528555
Seek and ye shall find

>>741528555
There is no god. If there was, he'd give me quads.

>>741526635
This is actually the first thread like this that I've seen.

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>>741528613

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>>741528555
THE LORD BLESSES US WITH MORE THAN WE ASK!

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I WAS A ATHEIST MY ENTIRE LIFE UNTIL THIS THREAD
FUCK ME

>>741528894
good post

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>>741528847
True believers get those digits

>>741526399
put me in the /r/4chan screenshot

>>741528966
GOD EXIAT CONFIRMED
Put me on screencap

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>>741526399
COSMIC ENTITY

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>>741528555
Thanks Jesus! You validify my existence.

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>>741528966
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
GOD IS NOT REAL RIGHT?
IF HE WAS I WOULD HAVE DOUBLES

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>>741526399

>>741526253
OP is samefagging using a script.

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>>741526399
The fuck? Check em

>>741528850
Welcome to 4chan, newfag.

>>741528998
EXIST*
>inb4 grammatical mistakes make you disabled

God please bless America, Thank you Lord. Please oh mighty God, protect America from nuclear hell fire. I would appreciate not being vaporized in an instant. Protect all major cities, since I live in one, specifically in the N.E. Thanks God, love you, Amen. Oh yeah and rain nuclear hell fire on our enemies, k thanks God, you're the best, get those heathans. Americans are Gods chosen people btw, isn't obvious?

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>>741528941
thanks I try my best

>>741529071
Shut up faggot
God is real dipshit

>>741528966
Our god has spoken, put me in thai screencap

>>741529077
These threads aren't exactly common. You're just salty this guy has a script that actually works.

>>741528966
Check'd and Prais'd

>>741526399
no god

Roll for God get

>>741528990
Kill yourself in the name of kek

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>>741528966
here ya go

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I know nobody gives a fuck so I'll just leave this here while I get headed to the nearest church

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>>741529244
stop it guys i'm atheist no way god will never give someone like me doubles

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God is handing out trips and dubs like candy in this holy bread.

>>741526635
God isn't some man in the sky. God is all the atoms in the universe and more. God is existence itself. Consciousness and happenence is God. You are a part of God and God is you.

>>741529244
further proof

>>741526253
If you truly are god then tell me the color of the shirt I am wearing.

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>>741529033
welcome to god hood

WW3 WILL START WITH NORTH KOREA, SEOUL WILL BE DESTROYED. THIS WILL ONLY BE THE BEGINNING, GET READY GOYIM, ITS ABOUT TO GET CRAZY.

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>>741529244

God is real and he is with us

>>741529244
OHSHIT

>>741529378
Seoul will survive, but Los Angeles will be destroyed

God hates me.

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>>741529077
check yourself oldfag

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>>741529324
Obviously he doesn't give dubs to infidels

God only blesses those who are devout. Such as me.

>>741529324
You just have TO BELIEVE

God hates us all.

>>741529433
DOUBLEOHSHIT.jpg

God loves us all?

>>741529586
Gods not dead 3 confirmed

Jesus get

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>>741529645
No, he loves everyone except you.

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>>741529244
i'm getting tired now

Wrong heathens, the only true religion is catholicism. My digits will prove this to be true as long as Kek is willing to will it.

>>741528555
AJO AJO
HOLUP HOLUP
WE DEM BOYZ
HOLUP HOLUP
WE MAKIN NOISE

>God, please get rid of fucking picture CAPTCHAs

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>>741526399
hi /r/4chan

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>>741529676
>>741529645

I dont want dubs

>>741529716
I guess my suicide will be fast. Kek has willed OP into a God, and only he has the power now.

now I want dubs

>>741528966
>>741528555
>>741526253
>>741526399

>CRITICAL FUCKING MASS

God is real guys

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>>741526399

Looks like God left

>>741526399
>>741526800
>>741527144
>>741527677
>>741527811
>>741528077
>>741528844

KEK LIVES

this threadd is dildos

mods are gods

quad roll

>>741529966
SEVEN FUCKING HELLS!!!!!!!!!!

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>>741526399
I'm Gods son

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>>741529923
I can die happy now

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>>741529966
Oh shit

>>741530098
ooof ouch ooo one number off strayfag

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>>741526253

dubs once and im out

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>>741529966
god roll

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>>741526399
What now, atheism?

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>>741526399
fuck off scripter

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>>741530298
>>741530289
>>741530232
>>741530232
RIP Dubs

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>>741526399
WHAT IS THIS

>>741526253
Demigod rollz

single

Bondage is now officially the best kink if I get dubs

I'm not OP, because I know he's samefagging

God doesn't exist, singles tell me so

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>>741530784
HE IS REAL

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>>741530784
he lives fag

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>>741530822
check 'em

>>741526399
Include me in the screen cap

>>741526399
I'm shaking in awe

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>>741530822
Confirmed

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>>741530784
>>741530822

Grant me waifu lord.

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>>741526399
That's it. I've managed to meet a God on this shithole of a site. If I haven't seen everything, I've come damn close.

Thank you god

3 = god

I'll believe in God when I get dubs

>>741534410
have some faith first

>>741534410
YOU MUST HAVE FAITH FOR DUBS FIRST, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>741526253

I too am god.

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>>741526399
fucking hell look at the Nihilus boy

>>741526399
fucking witnessed

>>741526399
God please make me beautiful, rich ,a psychopath and smart!!!!

If this post is singles, then I was wrong the entire time and I was never a God in the first place. Also, George Soros will win the war.

>>741528555
>We don't deserve such a benevolent god

God, I believe. Please grant me dubs

>>741535587
Fuck

>>741535612
Someday

>>741526399
but me in screencap plebbit :-DDDDD

test

Wow dis thread crzy b

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>>741526399
1 in 10 chance.

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>>741526399
Pretty tasty

All you people asking god for stuff are stupid, everyone knows god only gives to the worthy, he don't care if you ask or not.

>>741526399
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>741526253
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>741526399
OH MY GOD.... GOD? NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?! WHAT IS THIS?

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>>741526399
Holy shit

Please God grant me your virtues

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>converted

>>741526253
Cool now make the world vaporwave