New rekt thread https://www.facebook dawt com/groups/RektThread/

>>741504904
>>741504931
>>741504953


uuuhhh

Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

File: 1501701115042.jpg (10KB, 194x296px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 194x296px

>>741505301

>>741504584
Mmm, wild pork

File: Niggers at the atm.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>741504496

>>741504584
Almost didn't catch them all...

>>741505178
i always thought asians were supposed to be smart

File: 1501543408329.jpg (21KB, 400x311px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 400x311px

>>741505301
KYS

>>741505301
Nice copy & paste faggot.

>>741504584
And what happens next?

>>741505654

angry farmer shoots them one by one

>>741504496
man went for the dual wield hahaha

>>741505487
at :38 he shoots the little girl

>>741505654
Happy meal

>>741505654
They get raped by the farm helpers and sold as pets. WTF do you think happens? They're most likely killed and eaten.

>>741505301


What the fuck did you just say about me, you little heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Order, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Saracens, and I have over CCC confirmed kills.

I am trained in religious warfare, and I'm the top knight in the Pope's army. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with religious fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this Holy Land, mark my fucking deus vult.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over carrier pigeons? Think again, infidel. As we speak I am contacting my secret Order of crusaders across the Holy Land and Jerusalem is being conquered right now so you better prepare for the saving of Jerusalem, heretic. The saving that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your faith. You're fucking dead, squire. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over DCC ways, and that's just with my sword sheathed.

Not only am I extensively trained in religious combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Christian army, and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable asinus off the face of the Eastern Mediterranean, you little stercore. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" religion was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have converted to Christianity.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn heathen. I will enact holy fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You're fucking dead, heretic.

>>741504904
did he think the elevator was on his floor?

File: 1464000830698.jpg (9KB, 279x229px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 279x229px

>>741505301
mate, i dont give a fuck about what you think of me

>>741505909
no, if you watch carefully he was just trying to get away from his wife, so im pretty sure it was just suicide, he had enough

>>741505721
wanted to cover both employees, too bad grandpa doesn't give a fuuuuck about his own life and plays for keeps

>>741505641
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.

Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.

You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.

The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

>>741505301
may I call you Andreas Hüsselhoftz?

File: 1502065337026.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>741504904
>>741504931
>>741504953
Shall we call those...
>The Elevator Trio
Or should I dare add this two and call them...
>The Elevator Five
?

File: 2nfTonD.png (509KB, 705x495px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 705x495px

>>741505178
>>741505512
>>741505909
Some chinese dude explained this phenomenon;
Appearantly the country-side hicks are dumber than cavemen there.
They have no clue how an elevator works, they think it's just a magic box you go into and it teleports you to your floor.
So the get angry when the doors aren't opening and kick them in to get into the magical teleportation box.
Then they fall down a shaft

File: 1416267370807.gif (120KB, 600x487px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 600x487px

>>741506251

>>741504953

i never noticed this before, but the elevator has glass windows. he saw it go down.

>>741506251
whatevers faggot

>>741506429
>They have no clue how an elevator works, they think it's just a magic box you go into and it teleports you to your floor
Teleport me Scot-Lee

>>741506414
So elevator ceilings are made of cardboard

>>741506621
It's China man.

File: logo-large.png (3KB, 284x115px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 284x115px

>>741506251
I hope this faggot's joking

>>741506691
Also they fell for thirty floors(I think the original webm said it)

>>741504496
I love watching hood monkeys get their shit blown off.
That nigger hit the floor hard.

>>741504584
"And this little piggie whe- OH SHIT!"

>>741506952
I'm laughing like a fucking retard

>>741506251
Tl;dr
Stfu you nigger faggot!

>>741506314
did he die?

>>741506952
AryaStarkGetsRevengeForTheRedWedding.webm

>>741506429
yep, they get teleported to hell.

>>741506764
>>741506447
you fucking newfag niggers - this shit is obviously copypasta that some idiot keeps sitting around in a text file to troll summerfags in threads like these. congrats.

File: f3926_rkhfpnd.gif (2MB, 280x174px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 280x174px

>>741505301

>>741507064
fucking awesome

>>741506251

I hope you feel unsafe you fucking faggot

>>741504496
Dindu

>>741507064
his whole leg is basically a spring...

>>741507267
the all knowing thread master faggot trying to bait others comments? Please kys

>>741507505
Not even a rekt thread, just a faggot hitting another faggot and the sad thing is.. the little faggot ate that punch like it was nothing. Looked more shocked than anything.

>>741504584
>that one white pig on the far left that gets his head stuck under the thing
nice

>>741507463
He uses his actual leg to jump

>>741507714
>When the nerve gas is so strong it comes out of your feet

File: reddit.jpg (41KB, 396x382px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 396x382px

>>741505301

>>741507759
What is this nerve agent?
What does it do and how is it applied? this and the post before look like they are all getting electricuted

>>741508107
>Being such a newfag

>>741505487
Dam, this ones actually one of the worst I've seen

Him wuz a goodboye him dindu nuffin he jus tryna get his lyfe skrait.

I wonder what it is with china and elevators, they seems not to grasp the consept.

>>741506764
Anon I think this faggot >>741506251
isn't joking and is a serious faggot.

>>741507992
This website desensitized me to this type of gore. In the past I would be shocked at the images I was watching, but now I'm bored of the reposted content.

>>741507064
a man with 1 arm and 1 leg = still stronger and more useful than all of those women.... look how she is trying to cheat and climb the support.

>>741504953
The lift has been disabled.

>>741507064
I hope he has seen this little video posted by strangers. Like months later he just randomly saw it for the first time, never knowing he was filmed. The satisfaction of seeing her flabbergasted face at the end would be amazing.

>>741504953
of course it happens in fucking china

>>741506251
Fuck off and die, you ass licking butt fucking cum guzzling queen of the fairies... ... fag!

>>741504496
holy shit that instakill
did he get a headshot? how did he incapacitate him so fast I mean I've seen people get shot and then walk a few seconds more

>>741508680
Do they not know how elevators work?

>>741508416
Well obviously we need to allow the girls to go around the hard parts of the course in order to allow women a more equal playing field and increase the number of women involved in the sport. Just like we did for the military , the fire department, the police department, and many more fields!

Honest to fucking god I can't understand how anyone can think this way. I was cringing just typing it...

>>741508178
oh i forgot this is knowlege i should be born with and shouldn't dare ask the mighty /b/ followers

>>741507055
almost certainly brain damage if not death. the posturing is a bad sign but not definative. sauce?

>>741506552
I know, it makes no sense that someone would be this dumb. Maybe some of these are suicides?

>>741506251
Rate My Boyfriend

Okay,so I met him in a hipster bar in Seattle and the poor thing was all depressed and crying. {He's Soooo Cute}

And this is amazing. He tells me he got dumped by some person called Anita who he helped make this entire awesomely produced web series for and I'm thinking to myself, "What A Bitch?", so then he asks me if I want to star in a web series made by him and I'm like, "Sure, that'll be GREAT." with a big smile on my face.

I then ask if he'd like me to be his girlfriend because he's SO HOT, and then he's like "Sure, so long as you can help me make this new web series for me.", and then my inside voice is all like "YAAASSS, SLAY BABY!!!!".

So then I ask him what this whole we series would be about, and he's like "Oh, it's about promoting Feminism, resisting Trump, presenting arguments that can help counter Climate Denialism and Islamophobia, and why every woman should have small boobs, a pixie haircut, red lipstick, and wear leggings instead of a skirt to help combat Toxic Masculinity and Patriarchy." and it's so within my interest that I shriek like I'm in the middle of an intense orgasm and yell to him, "Baby, I am so down for those causes!!! Trump is a FASCIST!!! And oh yeah, I totally got this pixie cut and a breast reduction when I was 18 and I discovered Feminism and Tumblr for the first time two years ago - IT'S SO LIBERATING!!!

He then shows me back to his apartment and…IT'S SO CUTE, IT'S ALL ANIMU!!! My heart is then palpitating because it's such a far cry from when I was a slutty looking long-haired cheerleader with big boobs dating the abusive and toxically masculine football team captain who didn't let me do cosplay and forced me to watch ESPN with him. I then take a picture of him in his room just to show you guys because he says it's OK, he then makes us a candlelight vegan meal and we have the most explosive and satisfying sex ever…ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

>>741506414
and the kid who peed in the elevator then cralwed out the door and fell.

File: download (6).jpg (8KB, 256x192px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 256x192px

>>741509094
kys

>>741505487
Fucking niggers.

>>741509373
first shot hits cell. second misses. 3 is kill shot with 4 as confirm.

>>741506429
Fawk. Can't be. Srsly???

>>741509373
The shooter missed at point-blank range. Hope he was caught because of his incompetence

File: descerebrad.png (420KB, 777x743px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 777x743px

>>741507055

>>741505487

fake as shit

>>741509641
>The shooter missed at point-blank range. Hope he was caught because of his incompetence

Nerves, but he manned up a fixed his mistake.

But sucks about the phone. Not sure AppleCare will fix that.

>>741509373
Atttacker went nervous

>>741508178
New fag (you) clearly doesn't understand bait

>>741509871
>fake as shit
Based on?

>>741509806
How in the shit did that not trail the other guy out?

>>741507064

rename this to something witty please.

perhaps privileged? or patriarchy?

>>741510198
oppression.jpg

>>741510114
oldfag expertise

File: FATinGraveyard.webm (2MB, 202x250px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 202x250px

>>741509373
wtf, these ppl with their backs to a entrance, IN FUCKING BRAZIL OR SOME NON WHITE NATION NON THE LESS

File: get out.gif (471KB, 474x379px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 474x379px

>>741510351
>oldfag expertise
>expertise
>oldfag

>>741506948
*we....nt

>>741507315
Bert at the end kills it for me.

>>741504584
Holy shit George Lucas is a bad ass

File: Kinda_shoppped.jpg (40KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 600x400px

>>741510114

File: Moderate rebels save man from assad nerve gas by letting it flow out of his neck.webm (2MB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 853x480px

>>741510497
SHEEEIT, are you new, he was protected by nerve gas

>>741510394
Thin privilege is being able to stand up

File: 1501446561235.webm (618KB, 270x480px) Image search: [Google]

618KB, 270x480px

>>741510782
ah yes protective nerve gas. obvious mistake.

File: Lets have a bite.webm (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>>741510690
fuck off kid, that vid was made before ppl knew what a megapixel was

File: leftard spitting..webm (2MB, 720x576px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x576px

>>741510866
Check your fatty privileged

>>741510866
stop oppressing her!!!!!

>>741511034
>stop oppressing her!!!!!
Gravity ignore your calls for pity.

File: 01_Phil_Coulson.jpg (44KB, 525x700px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 525x700px

>>741508107
Phil... he looks like a bureaucrat but is actually kind of badass.

>>741511162
earths gravity oppressing women confirmed

>>741510067
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2433080/berlin-metro-station-attack-cctv-video-bulgarian-man-arrested/

File: Stole a booger.webm (666KB, 202x360px) Image search: [Google]

666KB, 202x360px

>>741510897
I need sound with this for scientific reasons, this file size limit is killer.
Are they fucking kidding me.

Why should we be gimped by filesizes. i feel disarmed by this jewery

>>741509871
>b-but this can't be real, r-right guys? i b-bet the little girl is fine... heh...
this is footage of an actual murder that apparently made the news in huezil for a while

pussy

>>741510029
no i am legit curious what it is

>>741511227
>earths gravity oppressing women confirmed
Distraught female Google programmers to skip work tomorrow in protest.

>>741506314
His last thoughts were to pull off a C3PO.

>>741511322

fake as shit. fake reactions, fake drama, super fucking fake gunshot flash. fake fake fake

File: 1502195619453.png (522KB, 953x789px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 953x789px

>>741511231
Are you saying that that fucker is not product of some jihad raping in bulgaria, are you saying that bulgarians havent been raped so much by arabs that they are arabs?

>>741511430
sure, keep telling yourself that so you'll sleep better at night you little baby bitch

>>741506314
what are the odds

>>741506314

>>741511522

out of all the shit in this thread, this fake video is the one that bothers me?

go fuck your mother faggot

>>741511225
except he's a SJW pussy

>>741511233
>OH MY GOD WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

I hate asians

>>741510351
so in other words based on a fat lifeless self entitled virgins opinion

File: shes dead.jpg (62KB, 610x323px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 610x323px

>>741511430
She got shot in the spine and her legs seized up, she died days later in the hospital from organ failure, it was all over the shitskin news and they had a man hunt for the guys but never caught them.

What do you have other then your opinion?

>>741511610
>the video made me cry so it can't be real
whatever, you just can't get over the fact that you're a little pussy bitch faggot

>>741511639
Fucking dumbass; he knew he was going to cut off his pinky. He probably was doing it just to be able to act like he's part of the yakuza.

>>741511022
This makes me angry not because I like either of them, but if you're going to spit on someone's face at least be a man about it and face them. The spitter is a gigantic pussy for running away

>>741507064
Obviously never should have left the kitchen.

>>741511775
>>741511691

>takes 5 more steps after getting shot in the spine

sure thing guys

>>741511773
his entire body language screams faggot

File: Morgenthau The bomb Japan kills catholics.jpg (350KB, 727x963px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 727x963px

>>741511639
What are you , jew?

>>741509373
this is why i don't have a smartphone,
whether you're walking, driving, or just fucking sitting there
it is always better to have the situational and surroundings awareness.
fuck people who rely on phones to exist
this is the fate of humanity

>>741512045
the guy wasn't even looking at his phone, and the shooter walked up behind him, it had nothing to do with a phone

>>741507784
This is the best/worst in the whole thread. It might not be murder, but they all 4 instantly locked up and fried from the inside out. Then the smoking and burning finished them off. Totally unexpected and accidental, albeit foolish

>>741507463
I'd like to see you do that you fat retard.

>>741510897
no way this is real. need source.

>>741512045
paranoia
[par-uh-noi-uh]
noun

Psychiatry.a mental disorder characterized by systematized delusions and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defense or as a mission.

baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.

>>741510566
Ernie, you fucking pleb

>>741512646
Elmo you fag

File: 1501948438670.jpg (53KB, 534x361px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 534x361px

>>741511233
omg his face......... fuck that dose hurt......why did i do this?

File: Dumbass in the headlights.webm (2MB, 720x406px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x406px

>>741512510
Shit happens all the time, are you saying that you step in those gypsy maintained machines that could grind a human body to pulp in a instant??

>>741512510
shits legit dude, google ohio ride accident.

http://people.com/human-interest/ohio-state-fair-ride-corrosion-tyler-jarrell/

>>741509283
guess this must have been another one of those "typhus" outbreaks you hear about.

>>741506429
How do I help perpetuate this idea?

>>741512510
http://whotv.com/2017/08/06/deadly-accident-at-ohio-state-fair-caused-by-corrosion-says-ride-maker/

>>741510937
Fucking towel head retards

File: That face you make when you chop off your pinky.jpg (30KB, 453x352px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 453x352px

>>741512726

>>741512471
proof niggers dont deserve to exist

>>741512964
>>741513046
thanks checking it out now.

>>741512840
and no im saying i step in the ones that belong to actual theme parks and are maintained in the same spot year round. And the ones i rode like that were actually a disc so everyones seats were attached to same platform disc. but still, makes me never wanna get in one those type of rides ever again.

>>741511322
Lol it's fake you fucking retard. Jesus christ I can't wait for summer to be over.

>>741507064
Is this the only video or is there another showing any of the wymunz actually try climbing up?

Its driving me nuts to think they just stood there all day

>>741507315
I would if I could.....

wait...wut?

>>741510652
I like how the dudes in the background just stand there, just another Tuesday for them.

>>741507064
haha that fucking incredulous cunt on the right

omg hax, like wtf, pppffft bullshit

>>741511022
I wish these faggots would have just killed each other.

>>741513404
>I would if I could..
https://efukt.com/21155_This_Guy_Told_Me_To_Go_Fuck_Myself.html

>>741504931
LOL stupid chinks

>>741512726

He did it for the views.

>>741512011
No u.

>>741513605
I always loved the girl's reaction in this one, so genuine.

>>741504584
I feel bad for that one little white pig on the left that got his head stuck under the trap

File: best friends.gif (693KB, 500x339px) Image search: [Google]

693KB, 500x339px

>>741513669

>>741507714
did he just get fucking cremated? how are the other two ok?

File: 1500653288538.jpg (39KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 600x400px

>>741506251
Shut the fuck up faggot, I'm not joking but thanks for thinking about me

>>741511233

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp4HLppYSiI

>>741513670
Why

File: No manners.webm (2MB, 428x426px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 428x426px

Legacy captcha : the old dick

>>741504953
he never walked again

>>741512011
wasn't aware that the Secretary of The Treasury plays a key role in strategic war decisions. Maybe ask some of the american forces in europe who were about to be transferred to the pacific whether or not the bombings were the right thing to do. Oh and Japan was preparing for an all defense of their island. The US had just experienced that kind of defense in Okinawa, they were estimating 1 million casualties during the invasion of Japan.

>>741504584
They are just pigs and piglets.

Not much different than nigs and niglets.

>>741505654
>And what happens next?
Clubbing baby seal fantasy fulfillment.

>>741507776
Good eye

>>741507759

>>741507714
looks like electricity and a bunch of goobers fucking around with it

>>741514120
why would they fuck around with it? for the lulz?

it's nerve gas, bro

>>741511691
it's actually from a movie
nothing in these threads is ever real
just a honeypot or photoshop

File: Shebaboon1.webm (1MB, 800x451px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 800x451px

>>741513891
Lol that thing wasnt build for a bunch of overweight niggers weigh 260 pounds

>>741512350
White man can give them electricity, but they have to learn how to live with it.

>>741512349
Turks are garbage.

>>741513994
https://www.shanghaiexpat.com/news/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-xian-subway

fake,but still funny

>>741514120
It actually is
I'm an electrician and i just can't fucking figure out how the fuck did they thought this was a fucking good idea

>>741514401
She caught the chair like it was fucking dodgeball

>>741514423
Agreed

>>741514033
Why bother with invading, japan had nothing to defend itself with, low on resources low o food and no feul left with pretty much all infrastructure destroyed.

Then there is the part where they had already surrendered,

You dont even know that japan got forced in to the war by boycots causing starvation in the first place.

>>741509806
lost

>>741512290
yeah that broke his neck. bummer. y do people fuk with the bull?

>>741511512

u such a fucking faggot

File: do you even lift bro.webm (281KB, 368x656px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 368x656px

>>741514858

>>741511773
looks like something a nigger would do

File: Activate special move, sticky horn..webm (2MB, 350x256px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x256px

>>741514800

>>741506429

kek, please be true

File: 1501832357946.jpg (21KB, 216x265px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 216x265px

>>741513097

>>741504496
That is still one of my all time favourites.
That old man did not give two fucks.

Two fucks? What do you need one fuck for?

>>741504904
>>741504931
How are Asians so fucking retarded and smart at the same time?

>>741514985
bulk vs horse? plz

File: 000001.jpg (290KB, 1741x975px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 1741x975px

>>741507505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrhWytrOhs

>>741514674
Wonder how often that happens. I thought that was how those birds made a living.

>>741515122
The old man had the edge. Niggers were scared themselves. Brilliant move ducking down and shooting through the gas case to take nigger out. I had to be a shot right through the chest to drop the coon that quick. Did the other nigger get any lead to take home to momma?

>>741504584

Wild pigs can destroy entire ecosystems. I hope they were all slaughtered.

File: Gutted.webm (2MB, 420x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 420x200px

>>741515194

File: dont mix.jpg (118KB, 758x878px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 758x878px

>>741515285
REKT

File: 1501867272267.jpg (75KB, 816x816px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 816x816px

>>741515403
i love you anon

>>741507759
STRIKE!!

>>741508588
What was it and why was it deleted?

>>741506314
This is one of those the insurance adjuster writes up to "freak accident" with almost impossible odds of happening.

>>741507653
I imagine he didn't punch back because he'd risk losing his job... being on live TV and all.

>>741507714
i love that dumbass who tries to save him and his friends have to stop him. fucking retard. i wish he did touch him.

>>741504904
WAT

>>741507505
Fake.
The Cyrillic text tells me this is Russia, but if it was, both guys would be beating the ever-loving shit out of eachother.

>>741507315

This is from the film Whore.

>>741512045
That is what you took from that...?
Okay.

>>741505654
Your mom and dad appear and they do anal with a facial end

File: one hit punch.gif (1020KB, 300x240px) Image search: [Google]

1020KB, 300x240px

>>741515644
delivered with dubs. classy

>>741511383
you are a newfag and therefore deserve the shit you are getting but ill explain. it IS electricity. they all got fried.

>>741514692
really, the boycotts from 1933? that's when japan started the war, you can look it up, i'll wait. they had not surrendered before the bombs hit and not only that there was an attempted coup by high ranking officers that was nearly successful. Surrender wasn't definitely not a done deal as far as the policy makers in washington were concerned.

>>741507759
damn this is one of the best ones yet. fucking multikill right there.

>>741515567
looks like they got a case of torrets

>>741506251
>Be me
>21
>Kissless virginfag
>Average guy, not fat
>Fapped every other day since i can remember
>Download tinder app
>Match some qt3.14
>Start chatting
>Going alright
>Ask to come over and she agrees
>Wait till parents go out
>She comes over
>Awkward at first but soon settle as i put a film on
>Start kissing
>hellyeah.jpg
>She says its ok she knows im a virginfag and she likes it
>Starts rubbing my leg
>Sits on top of me still making out
>Unbuttons my shirt
>Kisses my chest
>Boner through the roof
>Take off her top
>Big whopping tatas loving it
>Pulls down my trouser and starts BJ
>Trying not to come
>Pull her head away
>Give it 2 mins
>She is moaning so loud
>No longer thinking about climaxing
>Going as hard as i can white knight
>She is wailing in pleasure
>Wailing
>She is a whale
>Blubber everywhere
>Tells me to stick finger in blowhole
>I do it, so moist
>Harpoon so hard roodypoo cant fine me
>Hear front door open
>Voice outside "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
>Mom opens door
>Gets on the floor
>Walk the dinosaur

>>741507784
synchronized frying

>>741508766
yea im wondering too. must've been a heluva shot

>>741515738
jesus i held my breath through the whole video

File: shits on fire yo..webm (2MB, 612x462px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 612x462px

>>741515799
>this is Russia
it is not

>>741512011
its a picture of some text, so it must be true.

>>741505491
Didnt catch them all. If you look closely left of the middle you can see one escaping in the background.

>>741512011
This is dead wrong. The bombs were dropped to prevent Operation Downfall, the inland invasion of the Japanese islands. From the fanatic fighting on the remote Pacific island, American military brass was convinced the Japanese would fight down to every last man, woman and child. Two million American lives were save with the bombs. It's estimated that five million Japanese lives were saved from fighting the invasion. Also the Emperor did not have to kill himself as American troops were enclosing the Imperial Palace as planned once the entire Japanese islands were taken.

>>741512349
True kebab remover

>>741515738
boooooooo

>>741507055
Idiot

>>741510067
dude Eastern Europeans are worse than muslims. scum of the earth.

>>741515934
Both oil and rubber got prevented from reaching japan causing starvation.
There was no other option for japan but to invade and take the resources that they needed.

>>741515934
>as far as the policy makers in washington were concerned.
japan had surrendered, the had no ability to mount any resistance

>>741513239
If he is not dead from is throat collapsing, he is a quadriplegic from a severed spine.

>>741504904
Hey! That looks like the guy who went pee pee in my Coke!