How old is are you guys roaming /b/

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>>741491736
I'm only three and a half years old.

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>>741492210
MODS!!!!!!

triangle

newfags can't triforce

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>>741492210
Go to bed Murial

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>>741492815
underage b&

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>>741492815
MODS MODS MODS

Bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6jpPINj1O0

>>741492705
29,
nice meme

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>>741493052
FUCK YOU

>>741491736
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Potato

>>741492611

>summerfags can't greentext

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>>741493785
>assuming the impossible.

Yes we can.

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>>741492979
Not sure why I'm still in this shithole... But here's to us late 80s bastards...

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Hi my name is adam lanza and I am 12 years old
I come from luisiana. I saw CNN they said u going to track my ipe and murder me? Pls dont. Also where do I place orders on drugs and guns? I want to shoot up my school and my mom because my mommy says never to come to this site, i hate my mommy because I am super sayain and i can do what I want because im the edgelord kid. So where do i buy guns? She doesnt yet know my final form..

Turn 30 next week... feels bad man

>>741494863
Inb4 ban

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truth

>>741495097
The truth is that you stink. Get euthanized.

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>>741491736
Just turned 37.
Hitting me REAL hard. Terrified of turning 40 in a few short years.
>panic

>>741495152
I just bathed. How can I stink?

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>>741495152
55 here, go fuck yourself,feeble manlet. because nobody else will.

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>>741495347
The lie that your 20s are a blur. Is just that. Bullshit. Your 30s are times 10.
I cant remmeber the last 7 years. Literally.
Everyone around me is 20 something.
Im the middle age fucker now.
>feelz bad man

>>741495461

56 here
you are quite correct

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>>741495445
you might need to explain to the millennial that 'bathing' involves 'washing with water', or he'll confuse it with dabbing, or dubstep, or shitting into his own mouth.

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>>741495583
Lel

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>>741495583
Did someone say "Shitting into a mouth"?

>>741495583
kek

Old people suck ass. I'm in class today sitting behind this old guy. Every time the teacher asked a rhetorical question, he'd raise his fat hand and give some dumbass remark. Put your hand down asshole, nobody wants to hear what you have to say. Every time I thought he couldn't top the bullshit he already spewed, he'd prove me wrong by talking some more: "I read once that the border of Asia is next to the Caspian Sea." Great dipshit, anyone else want to contribute something completely irrelevant? While we're at it, why don't we just make the entire class participate and we can sit around listening to everyone's opinions and then discuss our feelings in a group circle. At this point I go into a berserker rage and head-butt my desk until I give myself a concussion.

>>741491736
idk haven't been born yet

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>>741495730
I've said it before and I'll say it again: old people should be eaten. All this bitching about the mad cow disease, why worry when there are so many old people we can eat. It would solve so many problems. No more old people driving 35 on the freeway. No more old people sucking up Medicare funds. No more old people on life insurance commercials. I can't stand the Liberty Medical commercials.. the one with that guy and his wife.. with her smug grin on her face... "they deliver our supplies right to our door!" Oh, you think that's pretty special huh? How about I put my foot up your ass, grandma? Teach you to make those smug grins and wide-eyed expressions at me again. Then the commercial ends with the old guy winking at his wife, saying "...Liberty Medical gives us more time to do the fun things in life..." it pans to them walking by some old piece of shit car. The idea of old people getting it on makes me SICK *BARF*. MANDATORY CASTRATION AFTER THE AGE 60. Man I hate people.

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33. been here since damn near the beginning.

how do you do, fellow degenerates?

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>>741495730
>>741495859

SOOOOO edgy!
child

I am 17 years 11 months 30 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds old

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>>741495683
NO! nobody said nothin', Andy. move along now.

>>741491736
31 been here since 2k4

You never leave

>>741495730
yeah, totally, that old person should have kept quiet and if the teacher points you out and asks you a question, the ONLY thing to do is roll your eyes and mutter "fucked if i know", even if the teacher sends you to see the principal, 'cause he's too busy snorting coke off his ipad to do anything.

>>741495562
For once, I'm not the oldest one here!! 47.

>>741495097
Not the oldest

feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>741496372
You are disguisting

>>741496214
Wow who is she?

Cute as fuck

>>741491736
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Anybody else 37? Make me feel better about myself

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>>741495859
old people are stringy and tough. you have to boil them for like days. on top of that they're contaminated with old person medication.

you want some good eatin's, you need a teenaged boy. most of 'em have never touched pussy, so there's no VD or prionic infections, and they're just gonna wipe themselves out in a stolen car crash anyway. may as well get a couple of burgers out of 'em.

not much in the brains department, though.

>>741495730
>Old people suck ass

old people invented the Internet and this place and everything else - gfy

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>>741496462
yes! she is a beaute and a cutie! i think her name is something like "line trap".

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>>741496455

I've even got a grey beard

>>741495583
kækked

>>741496550
some**

>>741496685
amateur

>>741496627
I've been bored with the Andy Sixx stuff for a while but I'll admit this made me chuckle

>>741496726
thanks for the qualifier - some of us old folk actually hacked the internet before it was the internet. Ah, the days of the ARPANET and MILNET.

>>741496624
Go on

Got any pussy shots?

>>741495347
Are you me?
When did you turn 37? I did last month. Internal screaming.

>>741495730
>Put your hand down asshole, nobody wants to hear what you have to say
the teacher does, because see... oh, never mind.

you're an actual idiot, get the fuck out of school already and become a bricklayer in Pakistan.

>>741496838
>the teacher does, because ...

She's a trap. And you're interested.

>>741496838
Baited

>>741496822
>Got any pussy shots?
>Line Trap
>any pussy shots
>trap
>pussy shots
>it's a trap bro
>pussy
gtfo

>>741496910
>She's a trap. And you're interested.
yes, yes I am. Post pix asap.

>>741496988
no u

>>741497100
{posts pics of any feminine penis to satisfy some anon on /b}

ok.

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>>741495730
I'm in the middle of old and young.. I have to say, both kind of piss me off.

The old are dumb as fuck and can't tech at fucking all.

The young are dumb as fuck and just know how to use snapshit and instatard.

While we're stuck in the middle making all of it and making big $$ off of it.

When we get replaced by automation, this goldmine of tech jobs will be gone, and the youth will have to work shit jobs for the rest of their lives...

But at least they'll have their safe spaces, un-scored soccer games, and 5,000 genders.

I just want a mansion in Los Altos with robot machine guns that get headshots every bullet.

>>741497197
yes, exactly.

get on with it already.

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>>741497017
you have a promising career ahead of you, anon, as the straight man who is the butt of every single joker in existence.

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>>741491736
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>>741497268
We invented tech. Problem is, we had just as many stupid people as the summer batch of /b'ers.

You're looking at the detritus of old people.

>>741497332
Linetrap is so fucking boring in her videos though

>>741497268
>The old are dumb as fuck and can't tech at fucking all.

is that right? 55 here, just finished opening a port on the router so my 89-year-old mom can torrent. i did it for her because she grew up with mainframes and doesn't tcp/ip very much.

>>741497397
what do you want from a trap video? a fuckin' speed-boat chase UP niagra falls?

>>741497447
>is that right? 55 here, just finished opening a port on the router so my 89-year-old mom can torrent. i did it for her because she grew up with mainframes and doesn't tcp/ip very much.
Love it.

>>741497362
>We invented tech

Well first off I'm 31.. I'm mostly talking about people in their 60s.. they lack any tech learnability.

Then again, the UK invented the internet, but didn't monetize it. The caveman invented the wheel, and we don't give him credit for the car.. etc etc etc.

The real winners are the ones who profit from innovation, not the ones who invented it.

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>>741497578
The guy who highered me at the age of 17 to be a consultant on mainframes is about 61 now - and he's sharp as a tack.

>>741497578
>UK invented the internet
Sure, because DARPA had nothing to do with it.

>>741496550
But they were young when they made it.

>>741497447
>I opened a port on my router
See, the fact you see this as an accomplishment is hilarious.

>>741497332
>the butt of every single joker
wtf

>>741497826
Better than letting UPNP do it for him ...

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>>741497678
Well, I hope I'm like him. Working IT help desk a few years put shit into perspective. It was worth the startup acquisition and equity though.

>>741492210
Ban

>>741497826
insert "joke-your-head" meme

>>741497960
Why not just set her up with a VPN and encrypt the entire fucking tunnel?

>>741496462
You done goofed

>>741498051
valid point

get her wrinkled ass on Tor, too.

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>57
>>/b/alls

>>741498154
First go through 70 proxies, on a mcdonalds wifi, with a throw away laptop and spoofed mac address. Goddamn, fucking normies.

>>741498368
kækked

>>741497960
>insert "joke-your-head" meme
ohhhh trolls trolling trolls again

>>741498368
Grandma just went pro hax0r zero cool stylez

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>This.
>>741498216
>>>/b/alls

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>>741491736
49 haven't had sex since I was divorced at 40. Feels good to not have to deal with women anymore.

>>741498465
NAH BRAH IT'S JUST A PRANK

>>741495097

52, also not the oldest

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Out for the night. Cyas

>>741491736
41 yesterday...don't get old, kids.

>>741499750
No old kids. So whats your secret in nabbing a youngin?

>>741498711
I think youre just trying to make the best out of a bad situation. And i respect that. Dont die alone

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>>741492317

stfu, you moron

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Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
>We need better self awareness
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>>741494123

dat lo-rez adamantium dick tho

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>>741496372

45 been here since WWI

>>741494123
Cheers. I don't trust any male under 23. Even then it's a risk.

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>>741495859
>Cannibalism
>Mad cow disease

You do know how pryon-folding diseases originate, right?

17.999999999999999999999999

im like still a fetus...

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>>741500625
He was one motherfucker. I tell ya'!

>>741494702
Keklins

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