Ok /b/ reveal your deepest darkest secret I was molested as a child

>>741489702
I molsted op as a child

>>741489702
I tried to get the family dog to fuck me once. The most that happened was he mounted me and started humping my anus with his cock, but no penetration :(

>>741489702
I was molested by a child

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>>741489789
Reported.
I'd begin to write zeros to the drive, if you're lucky you're finished once the partyvan approaches.

I'm probably going to go out side soon and start murdering everything that's alive.

>>741489789
you molested OP as a child

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I fucked my sister last sunday. Pic related.

i crossdress

I was raped a year ago. Have nightmares about it.

>>741489946
FBI catch em all

>>741489946
Post proof

>>741490006
moar pics of your sist or GTFO

i wasted 9 years of my life on minimum wage jobs and games

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>>741490114

I was molested as a teenager and i loved it

>>741489789
I fapped to the video

i seriously cant get over one girl i have a problem

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>>741490038
Thats not really a secret, faggot.

>>741489994
You telling us thst op was molested by anon as a child?

>>741490042
Go on...

when I was young, the 2 gay guys that owned the landscaping company down the street would hire me, get me drunk on payday and then give me money to jack off in front of them...

I hate my boss, I hate her so much I feel like quitting a job I've only had less than a month. Fucking cunt isn't even liked by other employees either so at least I'm not alone in dislike.


Fuck you, Lori, you cunt. Get over yourself, you're a McDonald's manager and nothing more or less. You're as expendable as the people you treat like dirt.

I sacrifice peoples souls for my goddess Heremahria everyday. When i kill people in Heremahrias name everyday she gives me gold for that every day and night. I am rich. Everybody calls me a jew. Even if i am not even jewish.

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>>741490565
You work for McDonald's. They actively support a holocaust. How do you expect to be treated?

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>>741490754
YOU want to fuck with ME?
Think again, you little wood chips-inhaling worm!
I just did 12.5 g of pure speed.
I AM Homo Divinus. I AM what Nietzsche described as Übermensch. I AM what Einstein called gravitational wave.

YOU mere mortal dare to question ME?
I AM what Orwell described as Big Brother.
My diet consists exclusively of Prometheus' liver.
Do NOT try to fight me. It is of NO use.
I AM time itself.

I AM what Pandora tried to keep sealed in her box.
I AM the one that pushed Kronos from his throne.
I AM the one who lighted Icarus' wings when he was too close to the sun.
Atlas loses grip if I so please.
Do NOT try to resist. It will be of NO use. It will only bring great doom and decay to your race, mortal.

I transcended into realms believed to be pure fiction by mere humans.

>>741490294
I made the video

>>741490565

Every work place has those :)

From experience the best thing you can do is find a new job if you really are bothered by it or suck it and be professional about it.

You might think I'm joking when I say try and act professional in a McDonald's job but you have to learn at some point, you can't go into a professional office (just an example) environment and still act the same you did in a kitchen or in your case a McDonalds.... If you'd like to know more on professionalism lemme know.

i lost my virginity at 13

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>>741490236

I unironically like Lil Wayne.

>>741489702
Adolf Hitler didn't have epilepsy.
I have a time machine and a taser.

>>741490879
have u posted her before i feel like ive seen her here?

also greentext

>>741490236
holy moly fucking sister fucker give mE MORE

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Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals

I am married to the perfect woman, shes hot as fuck, treats me great, my family loves her, and shes ALWAYS down to fuck.

>I fuck hookers on a weekly basis, sometimes the hookers are a solid 4/10 ugly as fuck.

>>741490824
Yes i do wanna fuck with you. Yes lets sex right now. But i need to say for your sake that i am a real sodomia fan. So do not be surprised when the sex will be wierd.

>>741491126
hes faking, reverse image search his posts for more

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Syphilis is a bacterium not a virus. Most infectious disease are bacterium. Most lethal virus are provirus. Most difficult to contain are retroviruses.
But if this is a simulation intended to destroy carbon life the most important thing to do is secure carbon life by all means.
I don't know what technologies are worth pursuing but on the off chance this is not a simulation intended to design a way to eradicate carbon life, we should be researching the effect virus play in nature and weather it would be beneficial to destroy them or protect ourselves against them, and if so, then how to do so.
water and air cleaning technology is necessary.
If Radical Eugenics is the greatest threat to humanity than the industrial food production need to be monitored MOST carefully.
Also pharmaceuticals and education and industrial centers that can be repurposed to dispense poison gas.

>>741491209
You married the wrong person, go for a hooker next time.

I've been catfishing a notorious internet lolcow for some time now.

Ran from the cops and they never catched me. I'm tall and fast, can get away with anything. Not a nigg but body form like a Somali

>>741489805
So you wanted your dog to fuck your ass, why?

>>741491359
>>catched

>>741490387
hi, faggot. i'm anon. :)

>>741490006
Story?

>>741491359
Batman, is that you?

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I love gore, and have little emotions, no empathy for humans, and get random urges to violently hurt someone. I am worried I will become a serial killer in the future. The worst part is I am only scared of prison/the consequences of killing people. If murder was legal, I would have killed many by now. Just for fun.

I also like helper pepe more than regular pepe.

I would get a blowjob from my sisters dog every night until she made me cum for a year

>>741491472
no story, anons lying

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people think im a grill but im intersex. its not meant to be a secret im just not social so nobody talks to me and finds out

>>741491310
thats the thing, I love my wife dearly and I always normally get super depressed as soon as I bust my nut with the hooker, I then think about suicide and all types of shit.

I am trying to force myself to stop fucking hookers, I am on 2 weeks without one, but I am getting the itch bad. I am very irritable and short with my wife and coworkers. I dont know if I can kick it.

>>741491411
Let's just say his extra chromosome isn't only a downside.

>>741491518
You probably shouldn't post that online.
Try to get some help if you can.

>>741491588
Why do you wanna fuck hookers, isn't sex with your wife enough?

Invite code : Weres waldo
fun times;)

>>741491411
I have no excuse for my bad grammar, I guess you will has to live on anyway

>>741491505
No, batman is a good friend of mine. I'm just your average tall guy thats built like a Somali but are actually white. Sorry to dissappoint.

Will tell stories of when they didn't catch me another time, now I need to sleep

>>741491785
the thrill rush and the humiliation for the woman getting fucked. id never want to subject my wife to that, and shes not open to the idea either

>>741489702
hey same here op, I was molested too.

>>741491959
Nightwing?

>>741492027
Seems like a fetish of some sort.

>>741490565
I feel you anon, had the same experience with a dickish manager except mine threatened to fire people all the time (myself included) over the most retarded things.

I'm married over 20 years and am living the upper middle class dream. I've met around 100 guys, most via Craigslist, for gay stuff. Once I also hooked up with a straight couple that were old enough to be my parents. I'll probably hook up with another milf/dilf couple soon. My wife has no clue.

>>741489702
my social security number is 531 309 522

>>741491558
thats like an actual body deformation and not some trans mental illness bullshit right?

>>741491179
I always think that maybe we are just an experiment from, as you say, ''higher form of life'' which is trying to know the same think we want to know too...''WTF happened before dis shet''

>>741491558
Congrats, post your tits or gtfo.

>>741491472
>be me 25
>family is from chicago, me living in the bay area
>family emergency last wednesday
>take loa and fly over on thursday
>sister, 18, haven't seen here for a few years, damn she has grown up to be hot
>see her in the bathroom that evening
>holyshit.jpg (aka pic 3)
>she kinda teases me all the time, don't know what to make of it
>next evening she looks me straight in the eyes and asks me if she's pretty
>don't know what to say
>pic 2 happened then
>tells me she wants me
>fast forward
>sunday, emergency turned out all good, everyone gets drunk as fuck, around 10 pm I go upstairs
>she follows me
>pic 1 happened eventually

>>741492104
it is. I also get off to cuck porn. Not being the cuck, but being the bull whose taking advantage of a woman who has no self respect and a man who is a complete pushover.

This makes it almost impossible for me to try to get her involved in on my fantasies. I have tried to get her into some of my more take fantasies and she says no.

I cant help but feel childish/selfish for putting my desires ahead of her comfort zone. But holy fuck the urges for doing these things is too much to ignore sometimes.

I got an ex fired after I found out she cheated on me. Told corp. that she stole money from the safe. which was true. She has no idea I did it.

>>741492255
For the most part, yes. Think the original term was hermaphrodite.

I dance to thriller every night naked besides a pair of crocs, helps me sleep better anyone want pics?

>>741492432
This reminds me of American Psycho, maybe you are some sort of a psychopat.

>>741492255
>>741492446
this is correct

>>741492478
Are the crocs alive or dead?
Where did you get them from?

Wow so fucking innoncent bunch of pussys in here you call the a fucking secret?

>>741492606
Maybe, Ive feared that. But I have no sado-maschoist tendencies. I dont want to hurt anyone.

>>741492070
Not that either no. Again, sry to disappoint. Will not check back here again tonight since I need to sleep. Gn anon

op is fag

>>741491558
post boobs or gtfo?

When I was 11 and I was playing Spyro, I intentionally let archers hit Spyro's ass so I could get a boner.

im actually used to people pointing guns at me

>>741492749
Probably just dominance not necessarily violence.

>>741492379
>>741492944
guys pls

>>741492989
So you're black?

>>741492989
Is the colour of your skin tommorow instead of yotsuba?

>>741489702
Why is being molested such a deep dark secret? I mean if YOU molested someone, I would totally get that, but it's not like you did anything wrong or have anything to hide.

>>741491214
No thx m8

>>741492989
American detected.

I've had sex with one of my mom's friends multiple times in the last 5 years. Started when I was 22 (she was 48).

I was studying accounting and was about to graduate. And I had been doing friend's and other people taxes for them for some money. Mom's friend asked me to do them and when I went to her house, I kind of made a move on her and it got pretty heavy fast.

years ago...I cum with a big load on daughters pantys

>>741492997
I think its a way for me to live out my misogynistic tendencies. I generally fucking hate women (other than my wife, mom, and grandma). One of the new things I was into was going on the website seekingarrangements and finding young college girls and fucking them for cash. The fact that these girls will one day be married to some white collar cuck and they will have to live with the shame of selling me their ass for a few dollars.

>>741493260
Post pics of friend's mom? I'm a total milf man.

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>>741490042

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>>741490877
That's what you get for cheating

>>741491518
I'm same but not worried about prison because that's for dumb niggers that get caught

>>741493099
shhhhiiit na dog

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I-I-I've never told anyone this.
>I had a party in my house when I was 16
>Couple girls couple guys stayed the night probably about 8 in total
>I masturbated while they slept

>mfw they were sleeping in the same room and they never found out

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>>741491518
Edgy.

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I really can't take it anymore and I have been cucked and abandoned

>every day wake up at 2pm
>play world of warcraft till morning
>get depressed
>cry self to sleep

>>741490513
That doesn't sound like rape tbh, sounds like you just found an easy way to make money anon. Albeit quite gay

I wanna know what my cousin did to get investigated/arrested by the FBI, I know he's in a federal prison somewhere but for the life of me I wanna know what it is he did.

>>741489702
ive actually met with up with 2 guys from grindr and sucked their dick

>>741493617
It's only cuckold if you enjoy it you massive retard.

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>>741493678
faggot

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>>741493639
Asking for the best pizza delivery service andm ods took it the wrong way.

>>741493822
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that anon probably already knew that. Nice dubs though.

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>>741493757
I mean cucked as in my partner fucked my friend then after I forgave her she left.

>>741491558
Not interested in tits... I would however like to see your bits & pieces.. Just for informative purposes.

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I fucked my professor for better grades.

>>741493830
Maybe.

>>741491588
You like variety. Join the club. Its called the Coolidge Effect.

>>741493639
Isn't that a matter of public record? I mean we don't have secret trials here.

>>741492749
Wife fine with you jacking it?

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>>741493902
thanks /b/ro and maybe he wasnt aware of his fault hense why he did it twice

>>741490861
I upload the video

I lost my virginity by raping someone

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>>741494105
I think you probably sucked 2 guys at once.

>>741494083
She knows I jerk off occasionally, although I seriously doubt she knows its to Gangbang creampies, or craigslist stranger creampies lol.

>>741494158
Story time!

Also link her Facebook page.

>>741494158
ben

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>>741494241
It was all over the news.

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>>741494186
As much as i'd like to suck off a trap i've never had the pleasure. Why do you have that saved again?

I masturbate 3+ times a day but have my friends convinced I am borderline asexual

>>741494372
Selfie

>>741494008
its just a peen my dude

>>741494012
Did you enjoy it cause it's gay if you did?

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>>741494455
WTF happened to your balls old man

Lost my virginity at 8

No, I wasn't raped

I legitimately cannot remember a time I was ever happy in the last 5 years.

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>>741494599
Do you regret it?

>>741494518
Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
The guy is known as a massive faggot around campus and I really struggled this semester.
Kinda jacked him off a bit, then he fucked me and came on my back. It was over fast tbh.

>>741494611
Are you feeling sad or just not happy?

I'm married. I went to be a part of a threesome. Not with wife. They were Uggo so I said I'll just jack off while you guys fuck. Feel guilty.

>>741493295
Tell me more about this site?

>>741494660
I do sometimes. Just the thought of losing my innocence at such a young age

>>741494712
Doesn't seem like it was your first time taking it in the ass.

>>741490565
Do what I did. Professionally tell her she's got no true authority over you and that at the end of the day she's only there to pretend that she's hot shit.

>>741494766
At least you are not a virgin at 22

>>741494215
Oldfag suggests if it's making you that miserable at your core to stop, the itch is something I can empathize with but use the porn as the release and give yourself no chance to indulge. Whether it's talking to her on the drive home, asking her to keep an eye/hold of your keys because you keep losing them. Do everything you can to make the option impossible. If you really truely love her you can do it. That or you don't love her enough for that then hate fuck her mom in front of her and spiral. Take pics if you decide to route b this because I'm sure you can feed someone else's jacking it to be a better person. Your choice /b/ro.

>>741494802
Guy had a kinda small dick and I practiced with plugs before since I knew what was gonna happen.

>>741489702
I tricked my ex into fucking her autistic son.

>>741493757
wrong

>>741494599
How old was the guy who fucked you?

>>741490864
Im not the anon you replied to but please, share more about professionalism, anon. Motivate me.

>>741494924
...what the fuck? This calls for a story.

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>>741494766
damn

>>741495001
1. I'm the guy
2. SHE was about the same age

>>741489702
>I was molested as a child
the fuck that ain't no secrit....
a secrit is when you murder a nigga and taking fried chicken hoe, asking for water at a gas station and getting soda when that ain't looking

>>741495068
Suk dik 4 ca$h

I've fought my therapist on saying anything nice about myself, and when she tries to get me to do so I end up just insulting myself and blaming all of my problems (Mom's smoking habit, dad's drinking, shitty living situation) on myself. Never told therapist this but have contemplated suicide a few times.

I just...hate myself, I guess, I do nothing to change it simply because I don't believe there's anything I can change without falling back into old habits.

>>741494758
>pay to sign up
>talk to bitches
>pretty much 85% of them are under the idea that they will fuck you for money
>arrange a price
>meet up and fuck

I have fucked tons of solid 8's and 9's off of there. Most of these girls are stupid as fuck and will agree to fuck for like $300 which is not that much to me given the quality. I even took one girls anal virginity in a porn theater booth for $250 lol she was leaving in 2 days for spring break and needed the cash bad.

>>741495143
You guys ever talk about it later? When was the last time you spoke to her? Also how did you even get a nut when you were 8? I got wood back then but I couldn't cum.

>>741492749
The fact that you love your wife dearly and feel bad for fucking hookers proves you aren't a psychopath.

>>741489702
I molested OP as a child.

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>>741494924
Well done /b/ro

I like sticking things in my ass.

I have this fantasy that my gf fucks me with a dildo, but I'm way too fucking scared about telling her about it.

>>741489702
I was raped at spearpoint by my neighbor as a child

>>741495232
Just leave your life behind you fagit ... Sell your things and travel. See what the world has to offer.

>>741494241
>Girl had always fancied me
>Im not particularly good looking and definitely not when I was at school
>She had a bad reputation because she was a test tube baby - created through IVF
>She was also a rare non-identical split gender twin
>Comes to Prom, going with a different girl
>Dinner is average, event is average, waiting for big after party
>Gets late, people go home (secretly collecting whatever shit alcohol 16 year olds can)
>Get to big party, not cool enough to enter so get turned away like losers
>Head back to village and find out girls are having a party, loser girls but we were loser guys

>Night goes on, get underage drunk, dance, chat etc.
>Comes to end of night and everyone is finding a spot to sleep, girls house so she has main bedroom
>She's been looking and chatting to me all night so decide to try my luck
>EverythingWentBetterThanExpected.jpg
>Invites me into room and bed
>We make out for a bit but then it's clear it's not going any further

>I wake up some time later and she's asleep, decide to try my luck again and start touching her bum... then touching her leg... then touching her chest
>She's stone cold past out
>Have my hands down her pants and am fingering her and kissing her
>Pull off her shorts off of one leg and get ontop of her
>Fumble around but get my dick in and start going for it
>OhShiieeettt.jpg
>She starts waking up, immediately starts crying, tells me to stop, tells me to get off
>Tell her it's ok, nothings wrong, still pumping, she's still crying
>She finally pushes me off and I'm in the middle of cumming in her and then out onto her
>Then she runs out of the room

>Next day everyone is talking about it
>I accuse her of inviting me in which everyone saw and then her simply regretting it in the morning
>Everyone believes me, her friend calls her a slut
>????
>Profit

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My orgasms are ten times stronger if if I play with my ass when I masturbate, i'm a male.

>>741495268
We don't talk anymore since she and my dad are at bad terms
And I didn't nut. I just stood there with my dick in her and that was it.

I began being a prostitute on grindr when i was 16
didn't like it much but needed the money

>>741494915
thats the thing, I have done that route. I have gotten to where I only keep $20 in cash on me and no debit/credit cards when I go to work so I dont have the extra cash.

I have stopped at fucking pawn shops just to get up enough quick cash to go blow a load and went back the next day and picked up my shit (I CCW a HK). For every step I take to stop myself from doing something, I think of a way to work around it.

>>741495367
kids.mov

used to molest my cat as a kid

>>741495342
We don't have a g-spot for nothing, i'm the same but men don't turn me on.

>>741495550
Pretty much

>>741495073
Not much to tell really.
>ex has autistic son
>ex also has a fetish for bondage and blindfolds
>she had also expressed the idea of having a threesome
I'm sure you can fill in the rest.
>>741495305
Thanks. My only regret is not filming it.

Im pregnant again and this time Im gonna keep the little bastard

>>741491558
Yes if you would please show picture of your situation, I'm quite curious and kind of think it would be sexy.

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>>741489702
I don't have any secrets. I am a perfectly ordinary normalfag.

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>>741495353
>spearpoint
Sorry about this but that made me laugh so hard.

I made my first Runescape user at the age of 10
T.O.S says you need to be atlesat 13

>>741495661
What king did you have sex with?

>>741495647
Holy shit haha so where did the son fit in exactly? Did he want to fuck his mom?

>>741495714
Only people with the deepest secrets say that shit. Cmon, spit it out boi

>>741489702

I sucked a dick to see if I liked it while drunk and on heroin.

Turns out that I'm not gay and I'm appalled by cock. Never told anyone because I'm ashamed I did some faggot shit.

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>>741495831
Holy shit you are one mad lad!

>>741495857
I put a blindfold on him too.

>>741495831
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read on 4chan. I really hope this is just a troll, but damn ... For reference, I have shitposted for 8 years and lurked for amany more.
Holy shit. Thanks for the nightmares you psycho.

Trump supporters and Republican apologists are truly unintelligent.

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>>741489702
once when i was 5 or some shit my mom had her friend come over, and she brought her 13 yo kid. he said "if you wanna join the penis club you gotta grab my cock. i grabbed his cock

>>741495962
This sounds too farfetched to be real.

>>741489702
So was I. Who did it to you

>>741495447
The you have one way out. Admit doing it once to her. Apologize for your weakness. Talk to her about your shameful shitty shitty feelings. Agree to do whatever she wants/needs to try to make it right. If she can't take it and wants you out then you've at least tried and you move on. If you can't do that then your hate of women has gotten far enough that you don't think she's capable of being as human as you. That's your only way out if you love her. Horrible road but the truth is freeing. Though I am worried your just trolling as you brag in another post about a website that you use for hookups but don't name drop that shit. But hey I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, no harm in that.

>>741496091
Believe what you like.

>>741495878
I am a completely normal anon, just like you and in no way a member of the great race of yith.
Furthermore I am definitely not here to gather intelligence about humanity, I just enjoy browsing 4chan.

>>741491518
Are you as attractive as Richard Ramirez?

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>>741495708

>>741496067
Hilarry supporters and Liberal apologists are truly unintelligent.
I can do it too.

>>741496304
I'll take your word on it...

>>741496425
You can trust me, fellow anon.

>>741493058
Plz post then?

>>741495845
cute guy i met on reddit

I have HIV and have fucked a bunch of random girls raw after being confirmed positive

>>741496407
Don't rise to it, you and previous poster both look equally cute in your dresses, this ain't the thread for that same old shit

>>741489702
dont tell anyone anon but I am Spartacus

>>741489702
I was the horniest child ever.
I watch porn since i learned to use a laptop (like 6yo).
I masturbate since that too. Also besides my sleeping mum.
Got caught several times.
My dog used to lick my cunt. I did that anywhere, even once at my nans house and nearly got caught.
I "had sex"? When i was 8. It wasnt really sex tho.
Yeah there are many things ive never told anyone

>>741496708
What are you talking about mate, leave the drugs and go to sleep.

>>741496752
Did you get molested or something, not sure if it's normal to be so horny at 6.

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I sucked a dick when I was a kid. He was also a kid but I cant get it off of my mind. (im straight)

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>>741497060

>>741497125
the thing is. We were exploring i guess I was 5 or 6

>>741497060
I would not have any trouble believing that you're straight except for the part where you said you can't get it off of your mind. That's pretty gay.

>>741497026
Not at all.
At first it was just out of curiosity then it just became normal

>>741495753
Looking back it was actually ridiculous. I was in third grade and he was in fifth. Fucker just had a spear he made out of a stick. Took me under the trailer, living in a trailer park, and forced me to suck his dick or he would stab me. Would have gone further if his father hadn't come out of the trailer yelling for him.

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>>741497184
just leave the past behind

>>741497196
Its tormenting me. It came back a few years ago. I was at a party with a bunch of friends then we were sharing our worst experiences then I remember that. I didnt share it though

I am a teacher and actively point out the evils of drugs to pupils when it comes up in conversation.

But every weekend I get off my face on coke and pills.

>>741497288
Did you tell his dad about how he mouth raped you at spearpoint?

>>741497288
Jesus Christ, you still in contact with him?

>>741497358
Yeah I am. But makes me feel disgusted that I hve done that even though it was curiousity

>>741490114
Google them dumbass. It's fake.

>>741497467
Hipocrisy is hell of a drug.

>>741489702
I'm sniffing moms panties rn

>>741489789
You too?

>>741496752
Maybe you have some sort of thyroid condition anon

I'm too afraid of going to see a doctor about my back pain, I know it's a result of stuff I did years ago but I just got a job and surgery and/or having to leave my job are just discouraging, I'd rather work through the pain and be miserable at home.

>>741497718
your health comes first, anon

>>741489702
I shitpost on /b/

when i was in the third grade my friend and i used to suck each others dicks

i have mismatched nipples

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>>741497895
Reported to the authorities.

>>741496393
what exactly makes you intersex then?

>>741489702
i have to take a shit

>>741497909
Haha lmao XD

>>741497895
Wtf bro, how old are you?

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>>741489702
I fondled the breasts of a girl from my class on a classtrip when i was younger
she drank too much and passed out

>>741489702
>>741489879
>>741492045
>>741496134
Same here. How old were you guys? I was 9 and it was an older boy from my neighborhood. It was my first sexual experience. I'm male and it has fucked with me ever since.

>>741497895
what did she look like?

>be me
>first day of work
>drank choco milk earlier (630 am)
>Fucken stomach is killing me have to take a fat shit
>waiting in the front with others for training
>fat whore trainee says she'll back in five mins
>comes back and takes us around the warehouse
>she leads the way to the door and goes forward
>fuck that I gotta shit I go to the washroom
>fuck I'm gonna shit my self
>go in the shitter and I put my water bottle on top of the toilet paper holder shit or W. E
>fuck me the Bottle drops in the toilet as I'm going to grab toilet paper to put around the seat
>fuck it no time
>shitted dirreaha looking like my chocolate milk earlier all over the water bottle
>shit dirreaha covered water bottle trying not to fucken laugh
>drop like 180 pieces of toilet paper and leave
>tfw go back to work fat whore asks where I went said I got lost
>tfw seen the janitor a hr later carrying my shit covered bottle into the garbage
>lol'd to fuck

>>741489702
When I was in Afghan, I did not follow the rules of engagement, I pinged targets at will, always aiming for the genitals.
Before you ask, 17.

>>741498240
i mean, what coloured hair and eyes and so on.

>>741489702
I've only had sex twice and both were with a prostitute.
Laid in bed with roommate and was feeling her body all up and we were about to fuck when she decided to wait and then a few days later fucked a stranger she met on tinder. Because she wasn't sure what she wanted.
Kicked that whore out. Will stick with prostitutes.

>>741498251
>always aiming for the genitals
What the fuck is your problem man?

>>741497909
Kek

>>741498405
Shits and giggles mate.

I wanna gangbang my gf

>>741497718
So...you're perfectly willing to continue screwing your back up until you end up crippled at an early age?

M'kay, seems...stupid and even self-destructive but M'kay.

I once got drunk and masturbated for my girlfriends sister (she was of age), she liked it but then when I came she just went to her room to sleep. meanwhile my gf slept on the couch right next to me the whole time. If she woulda woke up I would have been dead.
I really, REALLY wanted to fuck her. To this day I try to find pornstars who look like her to fulfill my fantasy. Sometimes I think about contacting her and trying but, as me and the gf didn't end well I doubt she'll do it. It's not quite an obsession, but FUUCK she had these massive tits and fat ass and perfect face to cover in cum.

>>741498058
To the guy who deleted his post, don't worry, I didn't, for mods can't ban you for this.
But if that's true you should get even with the family. That's just fucked up.

>>741498241
>summer fags

>>741498477
I really hate military faggots.

I want to be fucked in the ass by animals! Dogs! Pigs! Small Ponies! Goats! I eventually want to work my way up to a full Stallion or a Zebra! I want to explore more options though, what are some other animals with reasonably sized dicks that might be willing to put it in my ass?

>>741498251
I'm a vet that was in Somalia and Afghanistan. Niggers are the worst people on the planet. The middle easterners are a close second but niggers surpass them all. Child soldiers, infant rape to cure aids, genital mutalation of who ever they feel like. It wears you down over time and hardens your heart. After a awhile everytime we were clear to engage I aimed for the balls of the males and uterus of the females. Younger the better anyone with a weapon. My all time favorite was a young boy maybe 12 or 13 in red basketball shorts. He was on the sidewalk firing an ak standing up not near cover. I took aim and fired one right for his gonads. Front of his shorts pop open and bloods flowing. Direct hit. He stands up to try and move but then something falls out of his shorts. It's really long and he's back on the ground panicking. the fighting died down shortly after that and our medic treated him. His testicle had uncoiled and fallen out of his sack. The bullet tore through his scrotum blowing one ball completely off. It exited out next to the other ball but uncoiled it on its way out. The boy had scooped his only( soon to be no more) ball up like nasty putty in his hands and cradled it like he was keeping it safe. I had to leave the area so I could laugh. Fuck niggers.

>>741498817
I have a pretty fat cock

>>741498817
b8

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my mom car

>>741498953
its not a secret anymore since youre telling by the 2 time

>>741490565
Larry, is that you?
You're fucking fired, faggot.

I was a 13 year old male prostitute and enjoyed getting cumdumped by older daddy types. Very much enjoyed it a lot.

>>741498059
(S)he's probably XXY or something

>>741498761
What do you imagine I think of civvies like you mate?
Oh, that;s right, I shoot them in the genitals, just for shits and fucking giggles you fucking waste of skin.

>>741490387
Censorship pole is on point

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>>741499251
Careful, you don't want to cut yourself.

>>741499251
One day you'll step on a mine and curse the military.

At least we have 2 more episodes written by the guys who actually know how to make an episode, let's hope the next episode is the last one made by a female.

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I went to a camsite back in 2009 and paid the youngest-looking model I could find for a show.
I used it to make a loop and started going on videochat telling guys I was a 17 year old girl.
I'd wait until they looked like they were close and then pause the video and post their IP. Then I'd tell them to keep jerking and cum or I'd report them to the authorities.
Some assholes would fight back or disconnect immediately, but surprisingly enough most of them actually did what I asked.
The greatest thing was seeing their faces of despair as they tugged their limp dicks. Sometimes I'd tell them not to leave, turn my cam on and jack my dick right in their faces.

I don't think this shit can be done anymore. I miss the wild west.

>>741499251
Who the fuck do you think you are your not in the army anymore I know how to slice the pie just as good I've played paintball for 8 years and was leader most of the time in kills I have an AR-15 now and I would love to see you try and shoot me

>>741498712
>new fag detected

>>741499379
Yea or he'll retire and live a life constantly Keking at the memories

>>741499552
Like Audie Murphy?

When I was younger I used to have a fascination with the smell of my anus, I remember wiping my ass with my finger and smelling it

>>741498953
Do you have the greentext, i can't find it anywhere?

>>741499487
>i've played paintball for 8 years
>leader most of the time in kills
>kills
>paintball
Not army fag but love to see how well you deal with the recoil of a big boy gun vs your pea shooter. I highly doubt you have an AR-15. Post with timestamp or bullshit.

I am a war criminal.

>>741499251
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>741499644
Like R Lee Ermey

>>741499696
Elaborate

>>741499665
I mean most man enjoy the smell of their own body odors so it's not that weird.

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>>741489702
Is not a secret.
I am failure.
Do hate self.
Preached to quire crowd I know.
But I must say.

>>741498059
>>741499250
yes

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>>741499670
I literally wrote the greentext. it's not worth reposting.

>>741499774
You type like you have a severe mental disability.

>>741491126
I have that same picture. He's a liar, and not even a decent one. Lurk moar

>>741489702
I like big long and thick dildos in my ass.

>>741499675
Paintball is the best training for warfare if you didn't know name me a better option please and I'm at work rn so no timestamp....AR-15 has minimal recoil

>>741496393
>>741498059
This

>>741499821
I don't know I remember it being a bit more vague than that.

I was a prostitute for a small group of old perverts when I was 15-19. 2 of them were cops. Not that I loved it but I got my uni payed upfront.

>>741499913
No using simunition is the best preparation for war but civvies aren't allowed to play with our toys so you'll never know.

>>741499865
Schizophrenia possibly. Plus he tries to spell things as they sound, like his attempt at choir.

>>741499741
I was sent in Georgia by my superiors, in 2008, we had to do a reconnaissance ops to make sure our forces behind would get across without any Georgian troops ambushing us, I go forward to little village with me and my comander and we did bad things but it was ok I was said... I killed 4 inocents and 2 army members I have nightmares

>>741499872
His greentext seemed pretty convincing to me tbh.
>741492427

>>741500056
Boy u full of it I can't wait for a riot to kill dumbfucks like yourself

>>741500120
Did you rape any women and/or children?

>>741500202
I've been to war and you think a riot with people who at best shoot paper targets will do me in? You been watching to many 80s movies and over estimate your abilities.

I have fucked my neighbor cat to death. Like kept it locked up in a cage and just fucked it. Didn't feed at all but before it die it had three baby's so I'm just waiting for....fresh meat

>>741500056
Drink bleach.

>>741500202
Do you even know what simunition is?

I fucked my cousin last summer. Regret doing it and its been weird between us ever since