What do I say to this?

"yeah i love wearing it while i murder entire families"

Say thanks and ask for tits

"Thank you, I love your smile as well. :)"

Don't be a fucking autist, OP. She's pretty cute

>>741487196

You should see my freshly shaved balls

Tits or gtfo

>>741487311

>>741487417
Sorry, but dubs wins.

>>741487196
>thats not true
>ive been looking at your pictures ;)

>>741487196
Send her a picture of your smiling face you moron.

Seriously, Thank you for noticing! Girls like enthusiasm.

Jokingly, Thanks I like yours too, wanna cut out faces off and trade?

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>>741487196
Sometimes I wish I were a cat. Ever since Starfox Adventures, Krystal fascinated me and I tried to find my fursona. It took me many years, but I ultimately figured I had to be a kitty. As a child, I would relieve myself in the sandbox and scratch adults who I didn't like. In my teen years, I began using my paychecks to pay for my first REAL fursuit. I'd been using bathrobes and Brookstone Axent Wear Cat Ear LED Headphones. Finally, I could look how I felt. I started going to conventions, spending time with people like me. I made some of my best friends in this crowd. I only wish I could have Krystal all for my own. My precious Vixen... one day she shall be mine.

>>741487629
>>741487196
Don't send a pic unless she asks... From exp

>>741487782
rolling for this?

>>741487851
Thats retard logic, you don't send a picture of your DICK unless she asks, jesus grow a pair.

>>741488081

sure, I'll reroll for >>741487782

Surprise her with a friendly impromptu picture of your schlong. Women like when you cut the gay beta shit and straight up lay it out on the table.

>>741487782
I actually tried to get a get for this. But /b/ has such rapid posting, it's really difficult. fucking porn all over the shop...

>>741487782
it's just not easy /b/eing one who rolls

>>741487782
roll

Ask her if she can solve captcha?

Seriously though, what's the best thing to say?

>>741488402
dude, I already got the reroll for >>741487782 right here:
>>741488344

>>741487196
show me that cock-hungry butthole and I'll smile for you

>>741489588
do it faggot

>>741489711
Dubs decides

My name Jeff

>>741489733
Dubs decided that dubs decides

>>741489888
Trips demands that dubs decides that dubs decides

>>741489888
Trips decided that dubs decided that dubs decides

>>741487782
Roll

3 dubs and a trips in a row, jesus, op do it fag

You should see my "O"face

>>741489998
SO CLOSE

>>741489997
you fucking nigger I did reroll right here
>>741488344

Dubs say send the message

>>741489999
winar

>>741487569
ur a faget

>>741488788
Send this fegit. Dubs

thanks your smile isnt that pretty and youre fat but thanks

>>741489588
>>741489711 (me)
>>741489733
>>741489888

Thanks, I always have this smile on my face when i meet someone i want to go down on

>>741490435
He won't do anything. Trust trips guy

>>741487196
'I'm such an autist that I need to ask anonibros how to talk to woman.'

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>>741490524
She looks possibly taller than me (I'm 5'9) or at least eye level. That's a turnoff.

>>741490453
many thanks friend

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>>741487196

>>741490795
ur mom lol

>>741490795
always the pre-teen daughters

>>741490795
The teenage daughter, and when she's still a virgin, I take it from her first

>>741490795

toddlers

>>741490795
The fat ones like you you porker

This girl is a keeper

>>741490795
I guess >>741490900 wins this round

the niggers and fat whores like you

>>741490900
WINWAR

Yours if you play your cards right

>>741491182
Op here I'm thinking about using this one

>>741490715
you fkin midget

>>741491378
Gooooooood do what must be done

whats your address and you can find out tonight fatty porker

>>741491378 It's not even dubs what the heck?

>>741490795
The most innocent ones

>>741491378
>>741490900
someone already got dubs you faggot

>>741491809
Oh he's not playing fair. fuckoff faggot

Hurry, faggs

OP deliver for fuck sake

Hurry up I'm going soft

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>>741492055

>>741492257
Oh fuck off cunt

>>741492257
Ask her for nudes

>>741492257
Op is a fag

If you like my smile then my dick will have you creaming

>>741492377
Agreed

>>741492422
She's obviously not into you. Abort now

>>741492422
Come on tell her to show tits

>>741492422
"Which is why I'll save you for last"

>>741492422
Welp, I guess you gotta send this screen cap to her.

What app is that

Show tits and I might spare your life

I can never fuck them though, I always cum from the killing

>>741492557
reroll

i really hate niggers

>>741492519
rooooooooool

>>741492557
roroll

>>741492557
reroll

Great story and all but I'm actually just interested in you spreading your arse for me thank you.

>>741492422
ha ha ha not funny cunt!! wana fuck later

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>>741492750

>>741492833
WINWAR

>>741492654
re

>>741487196
Shove a carrot up your ass and I'll spare your life for being a faggot

>>741492871
"prove it"

>>741492833
You know what to do op

>>741492990
Roll

>>741492871
Prove it

>>741492990
Roll

Tits or BTFO then you slut

>>741492871
Yeah you are not innocent because you just killed my boner

what do you think about hitler

>>741493115
Roll

>>741493115
Roll

>>741492990
roll

you seem pretty slutty i bet your vag is loose as fuck

send dick pic now

>>741493115
Roll

alright cunt face prove it

>>741492990
R0LL

ok i guess ill fuck you but you have to wear a bag over that gnarly face

>>741493068
I don't have a snapchat because I don't have friends.

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OP is this you?

>>741493115
rroll

can you send me a picture of your peeper

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>>741493360

>>741492871

sorry my dog had my phone haha how are you

i have autism i think

>>741493465
DAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM

>>741493465
No friends so don't have a snapchat

>>741493465

>women

>>741493465
o shit

>>741493465
bitch i know you have tidddy pix on that phone send me some

>>741493465
what is snap?

>>741493465
what the fuck

>>741493600
WINRAR

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>>741493465

Do I have to "maybe" show you how small my penis is then?

>>741493465
DONT BE A TEASE, MELLO, LET ME DIP MY 5 INCH DICK IN RANCH AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL TONIGHT OR GET LOST

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>>741493465

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>>741493465
>mfw OP is gonna get nudes because a thread made him send autistic comments

>>741493546
how do you have no friends but this girl is going to let you murder her

whats snapchat?! i have no friends at all so this is the most human contact ive had in months wana come smell my ball cheese?

>>741493465
wow women are fucking degenerate whores these days

>>741493644
flawless

>>741487196
Thanks mom

>>741493667
Kek'd

>>741493465
Ask for her sc you retard

>>741493600
Dad, please get off /b/

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>>741493465
You fucking add her right the fuck now and hit us with dem noodz nigger

>>741493792
What he should send fuckmuffin

can my dad and i just come over and fuck you?

>>741493465
Cool, do you like cuck porn?

Op here. I don't have a Snapchat so what do I do?

I'm going to write "I don't have a Snapchat but I'll add you on Facebook"

/b/ approved?

>>741487196
If you get nudes later send em on a new thread

>>741494160
Absolutely not

Add her on Facebook and ask for a teaser

>>741494160
Approved. Just don't go full autismo and dat ass is guaranteed

>>741494160
Just get snap chat you tosspot

>>741494160
Just link her this thread and say 'I don't have snapchat but you can send me nudes here.'

>>741494160
Get and post fb here

>>741494160
just download it and make one. it takes two seconds, chicks feel safest sending nudes there anyway.

>>741494248
Seconded

>>741494304
Roll

>>741494160
you told the girl you're going to murder her family and then her, does it matter if you use facebook vs. snapchat?

>>741493465
You smooth criminal

>>741494160
get fkin snap u monkey

>>741494290
No dickhead, I've got this "lone wolf mysterious shtick" going for and it's been working for me. I confuse the hell out of girls and they think I'm interesting because I'm good looking. Covers up that I have autism

>>741493465
This is smooth af.

>>741493921
This.

>>741494160
I'd say go for it. If she likes you enough, she'll be up for it.

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>mfw this works

Proof that women don't give a shit how creepy or awkward you are as long as you're attractive

>>741494160
Make a snapchat.

>>741492871
prove it

>>741494867
And be the guy with no points because he doesn't have friends?

>>741495081
You don't have to say "I don't have friends" just say its your first time using snapchat.

>>741494866
aye

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>>741487196
you have the best sister i have ever seen wow(ᗜ)

that one is my personal favorite

>>741494866
^

Send a pic of you frowning and say "I'm sad cuz I haven't seen any tits today"

>>741495750
Roll

>>741496210
That is the end

>>741496210
Retard. Snapchat would have gotten you nudes. Now you just fucked the game up by adding her on fb like she's not gonna post a pic of her schlong on messenger

>>741496210
It could honestly go either way.

>>741496210
Well done you fucked everything we worked on idiot

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>>741496210
GG

>>741496468
Agreed

Game over.

>>741496210
can we just do anal?

>>741496210
You just went 100 to 0

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Op here new one

>>741487196
That's not the best thing you've ever seen, gorgeous ;)

>>741487782
Roll

>>741490795
White girls that look like the ones on Blacked.com

>>741498467
Your pussy after i smashed it to pieces

>>741498467
Michael Jackson. Cause he's the king of pop. And also I like little boys

>>741498467
Maria Magdalena and D12

>>741498687
Roll

>>741498467
fuck you you fucking fuck. you didn't post any of the dubs from the previous chick and then fucked yourself out of lewds once she basically licked the tip. what's the point?

>>741498810

lolol :D:D great comment i vote this up the ladder noko biiiiitaacchh :D:D!!11!

>>741498467
nickleback, and yeah iam a fag just here to look for friends

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>>741498820

>>741498959
you already fucked it up

>>741498467
Ariana Grande. She's the bomb.

>>741498467
Dead

>>741498467
Tove lo, because she shows her tits and doesn't ask stupid questions

>>741498467
Dead, I want to see dead people have a concert

>>741498467
nickelback

>>741499213
rolling

>>741498959
let me help you out.
here's her response.
"Don't bother. If you can't be interrupted from your vidya sesh to create a simple social media account so I can show you my fucking vagina without asking me if you should that's all the information I need. Enjoy pullin on your your orange dick cheeto-fingered fuck."

>>741499213
roll

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>>741499194

Justin bieber

>>741499466
Yes zombies on lots of meth. tits or gtfo

>>741499522
winrar

>>741499466
Nope just regular corpses holding instruments.

>>741499466
ayyy girl you wan sum fuck?

Y'all quit on me?

>>741500630
nah nibba we lurkin

>>741499964
if you're the girl on the right then show me your butthole.
if you're the girl on the left then tell me how your dog's dick tastes

>>741500020
are you stupid?

We're lurking but you're too tame. Ask for nudes fag.

>>741500866
It's the girl on the right l

>>741500020
Do you think my finger would fall off if I shoved it up your ass?

>>741499964
What a beautiful name. My grandmother has the same name. You kind of look like her. Do you do anal?

What app is this?

Can I eat froot loops out of your ass?

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>>741489998
Sooo close and you had to fuck it up

>>741487782
>>741488293
what the fuck is this place anymore and what the fuck are these posts, this is not a for get's thread so certainly not for re-rolls wtf just nuke the fucking shit everywhere fuck

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>>741501323

What's this app?

>>741501878
Bumble

>>741500020
Lemme tongue punch your fartbox

>>741501995
is it yankee-sphere-shit-tier-net?

>>741500020
My fingers would fall off if i tried to play your cooter

>>741496210
why are you so dumb lmfao

OP. Any updates on murder girl or did you blow it?

>>741503060
She hasn't responded. Any ideas on how to save it?

>>741498959

mfw you think this is salvageable you stupid fucking retard

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>>741503295
it is to late now

What app is this?

>>741503060
It's too late next time just make a snap chat

>>741503548
still bumble

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>>741496210
>:/

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>>741498959

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>>741503427
I'm a possibilist. I live in the world of possibilities.

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>>741503679
Thanks anon

>>741503942
You're a dumbass, who lives on earth.

>>741503817
this

>>741503942
Congrats on showing her your 21st chromosome, faggot

>>741489588
Justin Bieber, Dead.

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>>741504070
A possibility here?

>>741504781
MAKE A SNAPCHAT. SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR THROBBING COCK. RECEIVE NUDES. TALK DIRTY. MEET UP AND FUCK, GOD OP WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGGOT?

>>741505027
How do you do so? I don't want to accidentally send nudes to all my friends on Snapchat.

>>741505027
this guy is right

>>741504781
You sir, are my god. ROLLING
say: can you snap me a pic of a sharpie in your pooper?

>>741505403
>saying sir unironically in 2k12+5
sure is summer

>>741501163
Please this!

>>741498959
so retarded. It's fubar'd.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Darth plageous monologue, to all of them.

>>741505368
How does one get so stupid
How do you send text messages without accidentally sending pictures of your cock.
Are you seriously retarded.
12 year old girls use Snapchat. Are you dumber than a 12 year old girl.

>>741501594
Good stuff. Did Nona reply?

>>741505027
This or
>>741505657
This

>>741504781
You're bringing it back.

Op is so fucking retarded. Jesus

>>741505368
But you don't have snap chat yet so you shouldn't have friends to accidentally send them to... Just add her

>>741487196
"thanks nigga"

Why are the stupid ones always good looking.

>>741487196
What app you using OP?

what kind of creep doesn't have a snapchat?

>>741504781
Make an account already....

>>741506432
It's bumble

>>741506432
been answered twice already. read the thread or ctrl+f

>>741506461
Op here. I'm a lone wolf with no friends thus no reason to create a Snapchat. Creating one would show the rest of the world how valuable my social capital is in comparison to the rest of the world. I'm surprised I even have a facebook

>>741507102
fedora or trilby?

>>741507102
Give her my snap onezerozerogot

>>741507102
Fuck your hippie bullshit, I don't have friends either but I know what apps I need to get pussy

>>741507102
>How valuable my social capital is..
Sure

>>741507383
homie left out the "un" before the valuable.

>>741487196
Nigger. Kike. Spic. Wop. Faggot.

>>741507976
Immediately give her your new snap and charge your phone dumbass

>>741507976
tell her you'll observe suggested serving sizes and use skim milk because you understand she'd worry about her figure otherwise

>>741508123
This

>>741507976
Maddie > Nona > kys

>>741487196
what fucking app is this even

>>741508210
Kek

>>741487196
you kill her

>>741508123
Kek

>>741507976
It always works for me.

Let's see where it goes

>>741508306
It's bumble. It's shite 90% of the time girls pop up with "hey" or don't message and you lose them after the 24 hours they have to pop up. Also my match rate is much lower there.

>>741487196
Yeah sure as long as you don't pee in the pool hahahahhahaha just kidding everybody pees in the pool right, I bet you've let a little trickle of yellow pee leak out of your little va Jay Jay hahahahhahaha jk, means just kidding don't worry I'm sure I won't be able to taste your pee in the water like that would be gross wouldn't it hahahahhahaha sorry I'm just such a kidder

>>741508306
>>741506432
>>741503548
>>741501878
>>741501287
fuck you

>>741508306
You have to be about the dumbest sombitch

>>741507976
You think that's good, just wait till I ask you to marry me.

>>741507976
Wasn't a pickup line, I'm just kinky.

>>741507976
Do you have a snapchat?

>>741508942
It's too soon

>>741508942
Kek

>>741508559
Re roll

>>741507976
I from India
Show u r pussy

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>>741487196
OP are you actually a very good looking guy, or have a fake profile? You seem to have no problems getting a lot of female attention.
Pic not related to anything relevant.

>>741509608
I'd watch her fuck that dog.