Fluffy toasted bread.

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>ywn sabe cawwot

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>>741482572

I did it!

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>>741482730
Made me chuckle.

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>>741482834

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>>741482874

>>741482789
Fluffies: fantastic companionship (and food) for the homeless.

Is the other Jerry anon around?

>>741482861
Is there an oh exploitable of this?

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>>741482916

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Fluffies are such cowards.

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>>741482970

>>741482834
Hey i have that one too,complete. It was a bit too brutal for me but meh.

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>>741482994

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>>741483026

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>>741483058

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>>741482968
Probably.

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>>741483081

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>>741482937
Right here, yo

>>741483209
Nice.

>>741483209
>I smile a genuine smile this time
>"You won't be disappointed at all, sir."
>I give him a nod, and walk back to the car
>once I get back home, I go into the saferoom to tell the others that the fluffies are happy in their new home

>>741483209
Recap for those following since last session: Lime and Adam, adoptive brothers, managed to escape the saferoom the night before Lime was to be sold. Our hero(?), who we now know is named Tyler, enlists Fudge's help to track them down. This leads to a construction site where Tyler found one of Lime's missing legs. There was an unhelpful feral that Fudge later killed. Going home defeated, Tyler brought the rest of the fluffies to sell to the shady fluffy mill.

>>741483462
>They all seem satisfied with this answer
>They all seem to go on as if nothing happened
>Jerry has Mary pushed up to the TV with him
>Must have fucked today

>>741483732
>man, they got over that pretty fast
>"So you guys are okay? Not concerned at all?
>I'm just a little surprised considering how much they were bawling only a few hours ago

>>741482730
God dammit anon!

>>741483983
>The fluffies look up at you
>"Fwends happeh"
>"Daddeh, wan see babbeh dance? Dance, babbeh!"
>One of the younger foals gets on its hind legs, prancing around
>Yup, they've moved on
>All but Junior
>She walks past the dancing foal to you
>Nudges your leg affectionately
>"Oddah daddeh see babbehs weave? Dey safe? Dey gets lots of huggies and wuv?"

>>741484346
>"Yep, they're very safe. Some of them even have special friends now! Don't worry about them too much Junior."
>technically it's true
>the dancing foal does catch my interest though
>how many fluffies do I still have?

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>>741484714

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Hallo.
>>741484769
how long have you guys been roleplaying now

>>741485145
Like, five days I think.

>>741484769
>Through terrible math and bad physics, there are currently:
>Jerry and Junior
>Mary and Bud
>Four gay colts
>Two mares
>Two foals, one of which is dancing
>Fudge
>13 fluffies total

>>741484661
How could a litter pal get knocked up?

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>>741485191
nice! do you plan on dumping the whole story at some point?

>>741485437
Jerry Anon 2 here. I've got the screenshots. I was likely going to wait until we were finished to stitch it all together and place it on the booru

>>741485246
>everything seems to be in place except for one thing
>where did those two mares come from?
>are they ferals that got in somehow, or did I just forget that they were there?
>I walk up to them and get at eye level
>"Who are you?"

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>>741485246
>>Four gay colts
Ich hoffe, dass ihr mal die ganze Geschichte hier hochladet.
>>741485554
Toll! Und doch so knapp.
Und weil's mich interessiert: >>741485555

>>741485580
>They look up, confused
>"Daddeh, dis Wose. Am Tiwwy!"
>Tilly is a white unicorn
>Rose is a pink earthy
>Due to the time-space continuity, laziness of a secondary writer, or Barry Allen fucking timelines like a free hooker, these are the current fluffies left beside the core
>You apparently planned to take all stallions but Adam to the fluffy mill

>>741485903
>oh, right
>I guess my brain just went blank for a second
>or space-time is breaking down across the universe
>where'd they get their names though?
>screw it, they probably got it from FluffTV or something
>"Uh, I knew who you were. I was just testing you guys, to make sure you knew who you were."
>sure, let's go with that

>>741486454
>With that established, they start giggling
>"Siwwy daddeh! Fowgettin namesies!"

>>741486630
>"No way! I did not! I was just playing tricks on you."
>well I'm glad I sorted that problem out
>while I'm here I take a look to see how far along Mary is in her pregnancy

>>741486854
>She doesn't seem that pregnant yet
>Junior, however, is beginning to show from that awkward accidental fuck a week or so back

>>741487015
>come to think of it there's been a lot of incest since I took Jerry in
>it does give me an idea for a new plan of mine
>I check to see if Bud's sleeping

>>741487292
>He is, until you approach him
>Stares at you blankly
>He whispers
>"Munstah....Bud kno wha happen to wed an gween fwuffy."

>>741485376
possibly happened prior to the boxing

>>741487523
>I put my newly conceived plan of torment in the back of my mind for now
>"I'm not a monster! I'm a human being! Do I look like I have tentacles for arms? No!"
>wait, what did he say?
>"Hold on a sec. What happened to Adam and Lime? Did they tell you where they were going? Why didn't you tell me this sooner?"

>>741487779
If it were a homemade one, I could see that.

>>741487874
i bet he ate them, or gave them bad enfies.

>>741487874
>"Hooman nu ask Bud"
>Bud smirks, ever the defiant little shit
>"Bud teww hooman, if hooman wet Bud an Mawwy go"

>>741485796
Warum sprichst du Deutsch mit Amerikaner? Ich verstehe es nicht Deutscher-Anon.

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Huu huu, pwease hewp wittow babbeh..

Meanie munstah hoomin wit Gewehw 98 wifwe gib smawty fwiend an hewd fowebah sweepies an babbeh su scawed an hab tummeh huwties. Huu huu.

>>741488184
>Picks up foal
Huh, you sure know a lot about guns.

>>741488240
It wat hoomin caww it wen hewd wen fowebah sweepies...Nyu daddeh?

>>741488184
>picks up foal, takes it home and cares for it.
mine.

>>741488123
>wow, he thinks he has some sort of upper hand here
>"Bud, while I want to know what happened to Adam and Lime, it is not worth me letting you go. You tell me now or else."

>>741488348
Buh ottah hoomin findie babbeh..

>>741488380
I'll brb, it's dinnertime.

>>741488321
Yeah, sure kid
>Walks home
I'll teach you all about guns, little dude.

>>741488419
>The foal looks at the new daddeh with a smile on his face

>>741488380
>"O ewse wha? Bud wan die."
>Bud stares at you, smirking his toothless smirk once more
>"Wha if Bud an Mawwy git skettis fow....evah?"
>Bud fancies himself a shrewd negotiator

>>741488411
other human will likely torture you and kill you just like the guys wh killed your herd, heck he is probably one of those guys.

>>741488536
>Walks home
>The fluffy's life is spent learning guns from his new owner, a libertarian freedom fighter
>Fluffy gets named "Mauser"
>Learns all sorts of stuff about guns
>Frequents the gun range
>Owner dies in a raid on a military supply depot

>>741488845
welp too late, you're dead.

>>741488419
>>741488536

>>741488845
Buh he seem wike nice daddeh.

>>741488897
Babbeh am Mausew...Buh daddeh wen fowebah sweepies tuu!..Huu huu, nu faiw!

>>741488904
But nice daddeh caww babbeh Mausew buh he wen fowebah sweepies..Huu huu.

>>741488927
>>741488897
seems like you were right, he was nice, but now... you will starve since you cannot open doors.>>741489061

>>741489061
>Owner's buddy, a redneck named Bubba, takes in Mauser
"Alright like guy, don't shit on nothin, and you'll do just fine here
>Bubba lives in backwoods cabin
>Feeds Mauser Mountain Dew and beef jerky

>>741489197
Mausew hab nyu daddeh who gib Mausew Mountahn Doo an Beef Jewkeh.

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Holy fuck there's too much rp. Post fluffies!

>>741488677
>time to set the plan in motion
>I gather up the gay colts around Bud
>"Hey little guys, your daddy wants you to have special huggies with him! Why don't you help him out?"
>I help one of them mount Bud and tell the rest that they'll each get a turn

>>741489228
Tank 'ou nyu daddeh.

Mausew pwomise tu make gud poopies fo' daddeh.

>Mauser eats and drinks the Mountain Dew And Beef Jerky his new father gave to him.

>>741489459
>Bud looks up at you in pure hatred
>The colt pushes right into Bud's asshole
>Eyes of hatred turn to panic
>"SCREEE! Hayt yu!"
>He tries to wiggle away
>All the fluffies in the room are watching now

>>741485554
Jerry anon 3 here

>>741489514
... that beef jerky is actually fluffy jerky... he hunts fluffies, you are now a cannibal, and the mountain dew is for flavoring you.

>i know the guy

>>741489514
"I hope this is what you lil fuckers eat. I fed muh dog Blue this and he lived to be fifteen!"
>Pats Mauser on head
>Takes care of Mauser, letting him help clean guns and taking him to the range like his previous owner did

>>741489681
Whu?.....Mausew num ottah fwuffies?....NUUHUUHUU!!

>>741489634
>I keep Bud firmly in place where he is
>"Now now Bud. That's not a nice thing to say."
>I lean in close to him and say
>"This will end if you tell me what happened to Adam and Lime right now. Or else I'll give Mary the same punishment, just like before."

>>741489681
Hey now, ya faggot, don't go lyin to a fluffy. That ain't right. Now, kindly walk yet bitch ass fangers off they keyboard an go back to fuckin yer boyfriend.

>>741489797
Naw, Lil guy, he's lyin. See the cow on the package here? That's what yer eatin!

>>741489784
Mausew kno' how cwean gunsies...An Mausew usesie Ge....Gewehw 98...Huu huu.

>The foal begins crying after saying it, still very traumatized by the memory of his herd being gunned down by the man with a Gewehr 98.

>>741489797
better run away before he eats you.

>>741489999
Oh...Dat gud, Mausew nu wan num fwuffies.

>He looked at the package, feeling reassured knowing what he truly was eating.

>>741490017
Daddeh nu wan num Mausew!

>>741489925
>He growls at you as loud as he can
>Whimpers in pain
>"Munstah homman wan kno? It was dat dummeh fwuffy at da teebee!"
>All of the fluffies look at Jerry
>Jerry turns around in confusion
>Bud screams, biting back at the colt
>"Stop, munstah! Bud haf weggies Bud gib yu foweveh sweepies!"

>>741489929
but i am not lying... i saw you shoot and cook a fluffy, marinate it in BBQ sauce and salt it.

>>741489999
that is the beef jerky he eats, not the jerky you eat, you are eating fluffy meat.

>>741489999
Quads are wasted on you

>>741490187
refer to this
>>741490228

you are not the first he has eatin little fluffy.

>>741490008
Hey now, don't go cryin. And this un's jus an AR-15. Hey....speaking of Gewhr 98s....how bout we put yer cleanin skill to use and find this fucker that done kilt yer kin?

>>741490317
>>741490228
Now both y'all fuck off.

>>741490406

he is about to take you out into the woods and get your hopes up, and than kill you like old yeller and eat you.

>>741490008

cause he has the same gun as the one who killed your herd, he ate them and turned them into jerky! you ate your family!

>>741490317
>
Wiar!

>>741490449
that is actually both me, i forgot to tag the fluffy <.<

>>741490406
O..Otay daddeh.

>The foal begins to clean his dad's AR15.

>>741490577
Yet fuckin butthurt you don't get the fluffy. Fag.

>>741490581
refer to this little fluffy
>>741490577
the gun he has is the one he used to kill your family with, he is going to eat you!

>>741490577
Dummeh wiar!

>>741490664
>Loads up gun, goes hunting, Mauser in his vest pocket
Alright, show me where yer kin died

>>741490219
>I catch on to his tricks right away
>"Liar!"
>I slap him across the face
>"You're just angry at Jerry because you're his enfie-pal. Well I'm not falling for it."
>I let the colt finish with Bud, and let the other three take turns with him as well
>"You know I'm going to have to punish you more for lying to me right? You wait here while I figure something out."
>I do wonder if, behind his obvious spite, Bud is telling the truth
>I pick Jerry up and bring him outside for the saferoom for a minute
>"Hey Jerry. Was your enfie-pal telling the truth back there? Did you do something to Adam and Lime? I promise I won't be mad at you if you tell me."

>>741490681
why would i be butthurt?

>>741490779
>"AM NU WYIN! SCREEE!!"
>Bud is crying and screeching by the end of it, throat raw
>Reddened eyes follow you out the door
>"N-no daddeh....Jewwy...Jewwy nu...."
>You see your oldest fluffy tear up for the first time in a while
>"Dey wewe happeh, daddeh. Jewwy....Jewwy wan hewp babbehs"

>>741490709
(this picture >>741482813 it wont let me post mine with a diff name)

>a voice starts sounding in your head
he's gonna num you, he's gonna num you. hes going to use the gun he used to kill your family and use it on you to num you.

>>741491170
>"Now come on Jerry. Just tell me what happened. Did you help them leave?"
>I give him a few pats on the head to encourage him to tell the truth
>"Daddy won't be angry at you. Just tell me what happened and it'll be alright."

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Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
~Is this a fluffy?

>>741490762
Hewd gu fowebah sweepies neaw dat fast wawa.

>He points to the river bank where some of the herd's dead bodies lay.

>>741491394
>"Jewwy hewp Wime an Adam"
>Jerry looks down in shame
>"Jewwy had bwudda wen Jewwy babbeh. Wime an Adam make Jewwy member bwudda"

>>741491515
>Surprised nothing came to pick off the corpses
>There's a cabin nearby
Alright, we're gon camp here. Stay close, Mauser
>Stakes out cabin through scope
>Some guy, another redneck, walks out
This the fucker, Mauser?
>Holds scope for the fluffy to see

>>741491548
>"It's okay Jerry. Tell me about your brother. Do you know what happened to him?"
>interesting
>this is the first time Jerry has ever talked about his life before I found him

(this picture >>741482813 it wont let me post mine with a diff name)
>>741491515
>the voice rings in your fluffy head once more
>>741491728

tink abow et wittwe Mausew, hoomin iz willin to kiww anuda hoomin, he am monstah, he wiww num you awww up when given da chance!

>>741491728
>Mauser sees the man carrying the Gew 98 as he stays by his father's side.

Yes, dat him.

>>741491953
Gu way, daddeh is nice daddeh.

>>741491873
>"Bwudda take fowevah sweepies. Munstah hooman thow huwty gwass at bwudda. Huwty wawa in gwass gib buwnie huwties....bwudda sabe Jewwy....stay stiww so munstah huwt bwudda...huhuhu....."
>Jerry starts bawling

>>741492048
Alright, hope yer ready to watch his head good boom
>Lines up shot, drops the fucker in one shot
There. All ded. We gotta run Mauser
>Picks up fluffy, heading home

>>741492150
a nice daddeh wou not huwt anuda hoomin, he am gunna gib odda hoomin foweba sleepzz, az soon az you make nyu daddeh mad, he wiw kiww Mauser!

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>>741492345
>>741492150
SEEEeee
>>741492283
ou nyu daddeh am monstah!

>>741492163
>I give Jerry a little hug to console him
>"It's okay Jerry. That human is long gone, I'm sure. If it makes you feel better, I'm sure Adam and Lime are just fine too."
>I'd rather not tell Jerry Adam and Lime are almost certainly dead
>"Do you want to go back in the saferoom now? You don't have to tell the others what you did."

>>741492627
>Jerry wraps his front legs around your neck
>His embrace is on par with a small child's
>He doesn't let go, expecting you to carry him
>"Jewwy wub daddeh"

>>741492283
Yay! Meanie hoomin gu fowebah sweepies!

>>741492469
Dat...Dat nu twue!

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>>741492443

>>741492872
>"I love you too little guy. You're my favorite fluffy, you know that? Let's go back in the saferoom now. You'll feel better in there. Just don't tell the others what you did, alright?"
>I set Jerry down in the saferoom, and go over to Bud
>I whisper into his ear, so the other fluffies can't hear
>"Well, I guess you were telling the truth. I still have to punish Mary though, since you didn't tell me when I asked."

>>741493187
Jesus.

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>>741488131
Du bist hier wohl neu!

>>741493268
>Bud bites at you weakly, crying
>"Jus kiww Bud...

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>>741493139
et am twue, ou saw how hoomin head esploded when nyu daddeh pulled da twiggaw, stop bein dummeh, he wiww num you, he will EAT YOU MOUSER! you let him kill the other human! you could have told him to stop but you did not, ou are just as much of a monstah az heem... an ou wiww dieeeh...

>>741493619
DADDEH NU MUNSTAH! DADDEH KIWW MAN WHO KIWW MAUSEW'S HEWD!

>>741493276
If you take off the old guys mustache he looks like Gibbs from NCIS.

>>741493139
Bah, ignore em, Mauser. Jus kilt that fucker that done kilt your kin
>Cracks open a beer to celebrate

>>741493555
>"Now why on earth would I do that?"
>I pick Mary up and place her in front of Bud
>I gather the gay colts around once more
>"Hey little guys. Do you still want special huggies? Because now your mom wants to give some to you!"
>I help them mount her just like I did for Bud and let them screw her anus

>>741493187
I didn't know there was a follow up. This is fucking great.

>>741493836
it's not, i threw that in MS paint and editted it (poorly) in 3 minutes. You're welcome though.

>>741493831
>Bud continues to weep, silent
>Mary says nothing
>"Nu! Mah enfies!"
>The gay mare goes sailing off Mary
>Jerry is standing over it, fuming
>"Dis Jewwy enfie mawe."

>>741493749
kiwwing am bad... and ou nu stop eet.. ou am nu bettah den monstah who kiww hewd, and ou daddeh am monstah tu. ou am nu gu tu sketti wand, monstahzz nu gu tu sketti wand. ou nebah see hewd again, pooo mausew... nebah beh happeh in da sketti wand, aww cau mausew wan be munstah.

>>741493805
> you cannot hear the jellenhiemer in his head, you are talking to yourself like a mad man, you just scared Mauser.

>>741494115
Hey, uh, fluffy kid, cmere.

>>741494085
Gay colt*

>>741494235
>you are also appearing like a mad man, you are trying to talk to an entity not there, refer to this >>741494187

>>741493805
>Mauser finally was able to do good poopies somewhere.

>>741494085
>"Now calm down Jerry. This little guy just wanted to share for a little bit, is all."
>I check the colt to see if Jerry damaged him badly

>>741494115
Weave Mausew awone, scawwy voicesie!

>>741482695
>Renting a pick axe

Nigga I can go down to Paul's discount and get a pickaxe for $10.

How poor is this fag

>>741494235
Daddeh?..

>>741482695
That's a new one on me. That kind of fluff is probably impervious to abuse

has any of you wankers read A God Ray?

>>741482639
>boots

clearly they are fucking shoes

>>741494445
>All seems good until
>"FEEW GUD PWACE! NUUUUUUU!"
>It seems Jerry's charge was forceful enough to rip the colt's dick clean up
>Jerry looks at her
>"Jewwy nu wan shawe, daddeh"

>>741494570
>Pours some beer in a dish
You've earned a lil celebration too, Mauser