Ask a man who's planned to kill him self.
When are you going to do it? Soon?
>>741472461
how did you plan to kill yourself and why did you pussy out
>>741472461
why haven't you already done it before?
>>741472530
I've installed the hook to the ceiling and the rope is ready. Perhaps tomorrow afternoon. Ye, think that's a good time
>>741472677
livestream it, dont be a pussy like you been in the past, prove us write faggot
>>741472461
Why are killing yourself instead of trying to better your life?
>>741472633
I've tried before. Got stopped once when trying to burn myself to death. This time there will be no one who can see me.
>>741472677
Promise? You won't chicken out?
>>741472835
of course OP will chicken out! he's still breathing, clearly he cant do anything right in life
>>741472835
Can't promise you anything. All I know is when the stool is gone I'll be helpless
>>741473077
i bet we'll see you back on 4chan again next week, youre too pussy to do it
>>741472804
There is no "bettering my life." I'm 27 years old. No mother, no father, no immediate family. Basicly ending the sad line that is my "family"
>>741473077
You can do it! Don't forget to handcuff/zip tie your hands behind your back first.
I believe in you.
do you like pinapple on pizza?
>>741473315
Yes. Yes I do.
>>741473267
Holy fuck. Dude at least attempt to do something about it. Why waste ur one life ur still young. Go travel. Rob a bank or some cool interesting shit. Dont go out all pathetic. To live is to risk it all. Just do something.
>>741473399
just do it, you desrve to die
>>741473467
moralfag, pls go
>>741473467
Me killing myself is only speeding up to the inevitable.me living will not have any impact in this life nor will my death.
please stop with this bullshit, if you wanted to do you 'd be dead now not shitposting on 4chan
>>741472758
dude what the fuck is wrong with you. your life must be fuckings sad that you encourage someone to actualy kill themself
how does it feel to be like everyone else Op?
>>741473603
I hate anime.
If you kill yourself everything will end but if you live youre life you will have some awesome experiences and thoughts maybe youre life will be shit for 10 more years but at some point it turns!
Find a wife and make youre own family dont be depressed brake out from youre normal life, travel and enjoy it dont do it!!!
>>741473660
and yet im not the one killing myself ;)
You are lonely because of your own decisions
>>741472461
There is no good reason to kill yourself.
if really dont care about your life, there's plenty of cool risky shit you can do instead.
if you have nothing to lose, why not?
>>741473650
I will be dead within the next 48hrs. Me posting on 4chan doesn't have any impact on my intentions
Stop waiting and go and be in peace with yourself
soon you don't have to worry anymore
you can rest in peace
>>741472758
Nice grammar, dick face.
>>741472461
Don't do it OP. 3-4 cups of coffee a day cuts suicidal tendencies in half. Find God.
>>741473836
no but time will, you'll realize how stupid this decision is and won't go through with it.
>>741473826
This
>>741473732
That's right. A loser who makes bad decisions should just kill himself.
>>741473994
Where better to find god then being dead?
>>741473826
Because there is no meaning in that "cool risky shit" you talk about. It's all bullshit, wasting time until you die anyway. Why not cut to the front of the line?
>>741472677
why not now?
>>741474167
I have to choose a time where there's certain no one will see me.
>>741472461
come on /b/ro , don't, what's the matter? Don't forget you are never alone, you have your /b/tards
Life has a meaning we dont get born for nothing dont be a idiot and waste it
>>741474274
DON'T DO IT OP, LIFE IS GOOD AND IT WILL BE BETTER GET ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS >>741474078
Because you don't, you go to hell
>>741474281
Being a /b/tard doesn't pay the bills
>>741474379
Wrong. We are meaningless animals. Our only "purpose" is to make more meaningless animals. Eventually the planet will die and it will all have been for nothing.
>inb4 we go to other planets -- even if this happens the universe itself will die one day too
>>741474475
>you go to hell
So hell has all the cool people? Doesn't sound too bad to me.
>>741474598
Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place or state of torment and punishment in an afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hells as eternal destinations while Religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the Earth's surface and often include entrances to Hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include Heaven, Purgatory, Paradise, and Limbo.
Other traditions, which do not conceive of the afterlife as a place of punishment or reward, merely describe hell as an abode of the dead, the grave, a neutral place located under the surface of Earth (for example, see sheol and Hades).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell
>>741474475
>IT WILL BE BETTER GET ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS
Top kek. I can say from personal experience after trying 5 different kinds over 2 years that this is all woo science and placebo effect for the weak minded. They really don't do shit except give you bad side effects.
>>741474475
Been on SSRI's for about 2 years. Things aren't getting better.
>>741472461
ask him what?.....
>>741474571
/thread
>>741472677
Why tomorrow? Got some stuff you need to do first?
>>741474754
Comic sans kills more people then suicide
Start skydiving like that one dude. Hopefully your parachute wont open and you'll die a mans death. Dont take the pussy way out OP!!!
>>741474764
What's wrong what's your story
>>741474857
When I an hero, my suicide note will be in Comic Sans.
>>741474714
Assuming that no one can come back from the dead, couldn't the matrix just lie to us about hell/reincarnation to keep us in line?
>>741474808
It's about timing. In about 4 hrs I'll do it and hang for 12hrs+. That guarantees the kill
>>741474990
Many tenets of religion are geared to keep the people who pay the bills alive and producing more followers.
>>741474598
If you consider OP cool, I guess. To me he just seems like an angsty bitch with no perspective. Probably played Xenogears in 10th grade and just rode the JRPG wave through the rest of his adolescence and 20s.
Losing friends because he cuts off anyone who offends his ego. Finds ways to rationalize laziness because he doesn't like to expend effort or feel inferior.
How close am I OP?
>>741474517
it's just the bills dude, the fuck, if I would would worry about my credit everyday I would put a bullet in my skull long time ago, fuck it, at least I can have some fun since I'm alive and ok. Never worry about money my friend. It takes you nowhere, there's always a solution.
>>741475055
Cite.
>>741474906
Fatherless, mother's an alcoholic abused as a child, been paranoid since 10 years old.
don't do it amigo. we all gonna die one day. Yours it's not today.
>>741474952
Don't do it man, maybe you'll fall in love one day and be really happy!>>741472461
>>741475057
>using shaming tactics on a depressed suicidal person
You're gonna die one day, too, faggot. And 50 years after that, no one will remember you.
>>741475057
I'd rather spend an eternity with OP than with you, hell or not.
>>741475179
>No birth control
>No abortion
>Marry within the faith
>No divorce
>No suicide
>Hell as punishment for breaking these
>>741474571
Everything on this universe have a sense, even a mosquito he deserves as food for other animals to better our immun system.
So look deeper into the humanity we are creating active animals who dont just live there life through the instinct.
Everything will die even the universe at this point you are right but when at one day everything die why we should not live this life to the fullest?
>>741475224
>labeling Uncle Sam with "USA"
>>741475181
Yup I've seen that before. Dad was an alcoholic and gambled away a 100k mortgage instead of taking care of the kids. We starved... we're adults now. I got "over it" by dad telling me "at least I'm not in Kenya".
Fuck that dude and your mom, get revenge by becoming successful in life and being happy. Try getting on new medicine to see if it helps.
Tell me more about what makes you sad. I've saved suicides before IRL.
>>741473660
welcome to this shitty website
>>741475345
>should not live this life to the fullest
Why bother? It's all just killing time. Like life is one big /b/, a distraction from a meaningless existence.
>>741475243
WRONG.
I designed for multimillion dollar corporations and permanently changed the industry and I'm here trying to help a suicide.>>741475259
Hell is not better than heaven. Try again troll.
It's like I'm fighting demons with you people telling others to commit suicide.
>>741472461
Why are you such a pussy?
>>741475679
At least you aren't KKK OP
>>741475510
The problem is we dont know everything about us and our universe maybe theres something out of the "end" and i mean not the death maybe some bigger stuff.
We live in our bubble and think only in the presence but what is possible what will come?
If you want to get success in life you need to think in future.
What we now know is we are dying one day and life has no meaning because everything ends after that...
>>741475679
>I designed for multimillion dollar corporations and permanently changed the industry
>believing this has any significance, even if true
>>741472461
just do it , people that say they are going to do it never do.
maybe you'll come back as a nigger.....
>>741475925
Wishful thinking based on lack of knowledge is not a reason to do anything.
>>741476052
Fuck you pussy it changed the face of the world I'll never tell you who I work for be all smug beta faggot
>>741476423
I'm running out of laughing reactions.
Your best hope of immortality is being featured in a cringe thread.
>>741476423
Moderating a facebook brony group doesn't make you an expert on metaphysics.
>>741476423
neckbeard And a neet,,,,, obvious
Dont do it anon, think in her :c
>>741472461
>>>741475925
>Wishful thinking based on lack of knowledge is not a reason to do anything.
Sure but we know that we know not everything so if we can clearly say that there is nothing more then we can murder our self.
But at this point i would never say that our life has no meaning or harm my self.
>>741476703
kys
>>741472461
If you aren't just trying to be an edgy teen for attention, and you actually consider killing your self then you're fucking pathetic. Why don't you kill your mom then? since she cursed you with the gift of "life" and brought you to this world expecting the best of you. We're all fucking miserable here, and I guarantee you they are people who go through far worse shit than you have ever seen. The difference is the non-moronic world nuts up it doesnt sit in a corner and cry about feeling lonely. It's noticing that am a fucking functioning human being I understand the problem so am gonna find a solution .
What's better than being dead? Not being a fucking pussy.
OP, waste any money you have on tickets for the biggest lottery drawing tonight. I mean all of your money (why not?). If you win, great. Live on with money. If you don't, you've lost nothing. Proceed with Plan A.
>>741476801
Again, all you're talking about is wishful thinking. You could just as easily live your life based on the idea that a giant asteroid will destroy the Earth in a few days (which is actually possible), in which case there's no reason to ever make any long term plans.
Thank you for your questions. See you all in hell.
>>741477533
Thank you but there is no hell or heaven
>>741472461
My best friend of 29 years took his own life back in May. Was convinced that he was alone in the world. Over 1500 people came to his wake and funeral mass.
The existence of god was invented by our ancestors primitive brains, they didn't realize certain thoughts as there own so they thought they heard to voices of a god so millions died because of primitive intelligence
>>741477855
So suicide can make you popular. Awesome.
>>741478032
He was popular, and very much loved. He had a trigger event in February that caused his brain to consume itself with paranoia in roughly 3 months.
>>741477533
Godspeed, faggot.
Hi, i´ve thought about doing it too. I realize that not everyone wants me to live. And that part of me wants to do it too.
But isnt this the fucking chance of your lifetime to do everything you want to? Why the fuck are you so afraid of living? Im scared shitless to go out daily and meet all these people and to survive and survive more but i still do it coz im hoping for a change.
And there will never be a change if you do it now. No joy no love no kids, nothing. If you do it now you´re gonna hurt your family and me coz i knew you had a choice and that it could be me making this thread.Be a hero for us and dont do it.
>>741478163
What was his name?
>>741478163
Lol, yeah, I really don't care.
>>741478294
Who wants to know?
get on my level faggot
>>741472461
>>>741476801
>Again, all you're talking about is wishful thinking. You could just as easily live your life based on the idea that a giant asteroid will destroy the Earth in a few days (which is actually possible), in which case there's no reason to ever make any long term plans.
Thats no whishful thinking thats the reality that we dont know everything at the moment.
Even a big asteroid comes i would share people around me and make a plan to destroy the asteroid.
Thats the different about the mindstate think in presence or in future!
>>741478373
...me? I asked for it and you ask who wants to know
>>741478265
>If you do it now you´re gonna hurt your family
Nigger, you didn't even care enough to read his posts. He has no family left. Fuck your insincere faggotry.
>>741478502
Well even if his mom is dead she´d cry for days knowing her only boy is gonna kill himself
If you dont do it for others, do it for yourself coz you being a shit is the reason why you feel shit
>>741478466
>i would share people around me and make a plan to destroy the asteroid
Wow, you really are into magical thinking. I have news for you. We watch so little of the sky that a killer asteroid could be days away right now and we'd never know it. Sleep tight, faggot.
>>741478265
People like you shouldnt have internet access
>>741478497
I'm sorry. I would prefer not to say. If you know who I am speaking of, I have already outed myself.
>>741472461
>>>741478466
>>i would share people around me and make a plan to destroy the asteroid
>
>Wow, you really are into magical thinking. I have news for you. We watch so little of the sky that a killer asteroid could be days away right now and we'd never know it. Sleep tight, faggot.
I will sleep tight my friend because i have no fear of the dead.
>>741478502
Tries to help OP not kill himself
calls him insincere
I've lost hope for humanity
>>741478632
>Well even if his mom is dead she´d cry for days
I'm gonna let that stupidity stand on its own.
are u dead?
>>741478436
i already have the shotgun.. just waiting for the ammo to arrive in the mail.. then it's eternal rest for me
>>741478746
He' s insincere because he claims to care but didn't even read OP's posts, you dumb whiteknight cuck.
>>741478716
Then you have no proof of ever having such a friend, also youre on /b/, where most of the stories are lies and profucts of the retarded minds.
>>741478786
Couldn't you just drive to Cabela's or a gun dealer? Who orders shotgun shells through the mail? They sell them at WalMart.
>>741478786
Isn't that barrel a bit long for suicide purposes?
>>741478934
yeah.. i kinda live in a shitty small village in norway.. we dont have gun shops here
>>741472461
do you realize how not special you are?
>>741479000
nope.. just place the shotgun on a chair.. stand over it and put the end of the barrels in your mouth and blow yer brains out
>>741479021
Drown you shit.
>>741478786
Rest? You'll go to hell and be tortured by demons in eternity with fire and their tricks worse than anything you could imagine right now.
>>741479128
Eat shit
>>741479128
thank you, gentleman
>>741479200
Fuck off you fag
>>741478652
Oh why coz i dont share your opinion and advice OP to suicide? Get the fuck out man
>>741479271
Oh for fuck sakes this kid thinks he can beat me
>>741479180
Jerry Falwell?
>>741479207
No, don't thank those shit eating cumskins telling you to kill yourself for their own laughs.
Find God OP. I'm praying for you.
man you would be surprised who cares about you in the world. You should try to do things outside your comfort zone and expand your character and your person. Go out, get drunk, hit on girls. Take a year and dedicate it to fitness. At 27 you are young enough to try anything. Kill yourself at 50 when you lose your hair and your dick stops working. I only felt suicidal when I was 13-16 never as an adult because I know there are people I haven't even met yet that one day will need me. Instead of killing yourself why not relocate to somewhere you've always wanted to see? If you got no connections in your town then sell all your shit and move to someplace you've always wanted to be. I don't understand suicide at 27. I get it if you're young and dumb (13-18 I was depressed and suicidal then) or at old age (65+ when your body starts to fail and your cock stops working) but 27!? Either shitposter or close minded, just do something fgt
>>741473702
Kill yourself wait
>>741479333
Dem trips, but youre a shit and im out, you win the argument as i got better things to do
>>741479381
OBAMA, DOXING YOUR LOCATION RIGhT NOW
>>741479498
>Youre a shit
Well, youre a bigger shit then
>>741478862
still better than shaming people for trying to help a suicidal individual. thats what you are.
>>741479725
Shaming moralfags is an obligation on /b/, you faggot.
Live stream it
>>741479845
So you´re emotionally retarded, thats what you´re trying to say? Cant feel empathy coz of brain damage?
>>741478862
>moves the same agenda to get OP to kill himself while looking like a hero
sure smells like 15 in here
>>741479976
>>741480072
OP's gone you faggots, so you'll have to have your moralfag circlejerk somewhere else. Later.