itt: webms of any kind

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>>741466421

>>741466421
Did his legs detach from his torso at the end?

>>741466973
no

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>>741466421

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>>741468167
fuck me

>>741467939
is that the tankgewher or whatever its called from ww1?

>>741468167
Hot

>>741466973
he was fine and that vid is sped up a good bit

https://youtu.be/T5zTO6GU7qQ

Any kind

>>741469380
Tankgewehr M1918

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>>741471145
Muh equality

>>741467939

that cannon could stop a tank

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>>741471058
>Poor guy still wagging his tail while bleeding out
>Just wanted to protect his family
We do not deserve dogs.

>>741471438
That life of that one dog is worth the lives of at least a billion niggers.

>>741471438
dumb dog, doesn't know what guns are, should have checked the peephole first

>>741470126
I wish the internet would find this guy

>>741471058

Jesus that guy was fast with his gun.

Why the fuck would you set your dog on a city official knocking on your door? How would that in any way end well?

>>741471711
4/10
Kid did not suffer enough

>>741471711

lol fuck that kid

>>741471017
>birth of /r9k/

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>>741472221
r9k would never dance or touch a girl in their life

>>741472273
what is this?

>>741470126
>shitposting.webm

>>741472273
...did you not get the joke? This is what made them the way they are.

>>741471058
those fuckin retards shouldn't have let their dog run out of the door. just hold him back or put him in another room. they don't deserve doggos

>>741467523
them duke boys are at it again

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>>741472418
No, you just haven't gone there to understand their real problem. Their problem is no human interaction, never HAD a dance class and was forced into social situations. They were protected from that anxiousness their whole lives, so now they're bitter adults
r9k is hatred at everything, not just women, because everything they do IRL they're uncomfortable with

>>741472477
Niggers don't deserve guns either

>>741468167
spiders shed their skin? i didnt even know that was a thing. creepy..

>>741471438
The guy didn't really do anything threatening with body language.
That dog was just really badly taught and to be honest, was better off dead.
Considering that to a person simply is at the door and the dogs first reaction is to attack him, tells you a lot.

>>741472477
What retard would be that trigger happy?

>>741471017
overreacting much? geez

>>741471145
I think I just took every gender studies class I ever needed to understand male/female dynamics in about 30 seconds on the internet.

Thank you. Thank you, Anon.

>>741472273
explain?

>>741471121
um ok... that was just dumb

>>741471058
I would have shot that motherfucker within a second of him shooting my dog. I don't answer the door without my sidearm.

>>741472718
the retard that pulled his gun before the dog even ran out. could've at least used a taser. but i don't blame him as much as i do blame the dog owners.

>>741471683
still makes me laugh

>>741472718
A dog could pretty much potentially kill you.
So yeah, a retard with common sense.

>>741471788
heh ok. not the ending i was expecting

>>741471077

big kek!

>>741471888
yeah .. that was just retarded.

>>741472341
Razor clams

>>741472993
That dog is an ankle biter, all he couldve done was break skin.

>>741471348

Not a modern tank.

>>741472341
razor clams

>>741472993
>a retard with common sense.

the dog wasn't even lunging at him. just running at his feet with excitement.

>>741471145
fucking rekt, woman aren't half of what men are

>>741472624
whatever the FUCK THIS IS, I NEED IT!

>>741473270
Probably not even tanks from WW2 either

>>741472341
geoduck, they are all over, you can find them as much as a few feet long and nearly as big around as your wrist. They are a clam and can be eaten just like clam meat.

Look into them and how to catch them if you live on an ocean coast. Excellent free food that is easy to catch.

>>741471145
He's so privileged, that's why we can't do it

>>741471438
the guy didnt know what the dog was going to do
human > dog
ez

>>741473450
>Razor Clams

>>741468167
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

>>741470126
What a monster

>>741472624

>Your dinner is a sebaceous cyst.

>>741472273
Holy shit that is such an easier to harvest razor clams then what I ever tried.

>>741473265
That poor SOB needs to be prescribed a bullet

>>741473810
Would love someone to have kicked his legs out. Filthy Degenerate

>>741473253
>being this retarded

That was a fuckin pit, I would have been shooting that fuckin thing THROUGH the door. Something tells me that guy was so fast with the gun cuz that wasn't his first run in with a dangerous dog with a fuckwit for an owner.

>>741472591
kids crave responsibility and self-discipline

lazy parents let their kids get brainwashed by the jewish media and corrupt education system

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>>741471145
On behalf of science

>>741471039
Jesus Christ dude there's a certain line you shouldn't cross
MODS BAN HIM

>>741471810
Who was in the wrong here

>>741473265
how do people even let themselves get to that stage

>>741467523
there's no limit those damned Mexicans won't cross to get across the border.

>>741471039
you. fucking. ANIMAL.

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>>741472648
His middle name is efficiency.

>>741471145
I keep watching the woman closest to the camera.
>how can we have equality when we're competing against a bionic man?

>>741471888
Checked. You know that water has to be like 4ft deep and that dude went head first. kek.

>>741474719
It's Cesar, so the dog was probably just an asshole

>>741471017
Lost

>>741472971
And then you ask why the whole world think Americans are idiots

>>741471058
to be fair the dog did attack him, if I had a gun one me I wouldn't try to fight it off with kicking either, don't wanna end up going to doctors for a week every day to get my stitches cleaned up just because some white thrash can't control their animal

>>741471039
Fucking shit an, I was expecting a dog biting the shit out of that kid. That stuff is insane.

>>741466518
>.gif.jpg

Summer is almost over

>>741471058
NOBODY NOTICED THE DOG WAS STILL FLIPPING HIS TAIL FOR HIS OWNER? :))

>>741473265
NONONONONO

>>741472683
Ajaja clásico

>>741475546
>unannounced, undercover cop mag dumps into your doggo
>"n-no it's okay I'll just take him to the vet haha"

>>741475802
What a dick

>>741476416
Lions kick all ass

>>741472302
holy shit

instant nosebleed

>>741476170
LMAO SAUCE

>>741474719
both
cesar for not letting the dog calm down after the first snap and the owners for not training their dog properly

the dog is only acting to his natural instinct

>>741476469
from a no-budget movie called Sick Girl, that's the only good scene in it

>>741476170
what movie is that?

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>>741475546
Boy we sure do care about your opinions of us

>>741471039
can anyone tell me what it is without having to watch it?

>>74147655
Keep living like a redneck. We need somebody to make fun of anyway

>>741476129
Must be canadian..

>>741476694
newfag

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>>741476739

>>741472591
>They're taking our jobs!

>>741476694
yes

>>741476739
sauce?

>>741472624
It's like so much sebum

>>741470126
I was hoping that the dude yo slip Andrea hey impaled...

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>>741476739

>>741471145
probably saying "dudes missing an arm and a leg, he is lighter than us"

>>741476868
dead snow 2

>>741472361
My fucking luck.

>>741471058
>dogs attempts an attack
>man uses gun as defense
>dog dies
There is nothing wrong with it. I would have done exactly the same.
Dogs are stupid animals that follow their instincts. If you ever let your dog space to attack people then you should deserve 1-2 bullets as well

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>>741476487
dieded?

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>>741471017

>when u forget to brush your teeth

>>741476129
What a thug...

>>741477062
Yes, nerve gas. Very sad.

>>741477034
Going down as a family

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>>741477200

>>741471888
where's the ending where we see his neck-snapped body bob on the surface

>>741477285
always wondered why it smelled like hotdogs in the subway

>>741477113
He probably could have made it with enough speed

>>741472624
disgusting

>>741471058
>to be fair the dog did attack him,

>>741477013
>dogs attempts an attack

That is a dumb as fuck assumption to make cause some dogs can also be just simply excitable as fuck. Hell i got a few tiny shitzus who would do the same out of excitement. The would bark and try to get the scent of whomever may be at my door.


Shit just goes to show how fucking cynical and dumb people are to think that everything is out to get them. Shit i know danger exist buy why is everyone such a fucking pussy in this day of age i swear.

>>741473388

He's missing parts, so let's say theire half of half

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>>741471788
Checked.
That is going to be an interesting bitch when it grows up.

>>741477466
Still would bang

>>741476950
well he also has only one arm he needs to concentrate on working out as well. Shit imagine how buff one could get if they only worked on a single arm and leg.

>>741476739
>>741476792

I did nazi that coming :D

>>741477163
That'll buff out with a little wax.

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don't watch this one

just scroll on by

>>741477519
I'm not going to get bitten by your mongrel because "haha i'm a bad owner hehe it's a little wild teehee it bites kids lolol my baby NEVER does ANYTHING like what it just did."
fuck off

>>741475673
i had this one cat, it had the hair color of a lion.

my aunt had a dobberman.

that dobberman went into a room with jack the lion once.

that dobberman was too scared to be in the same room with jack the lion after that.

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>>741471888
Checked.

Ive seen a few spinals in my day dude.

>>741466518
Jpeg of a gif.

Nice going fuckstick

>>741477163
watch this but start saying ohshitohshitohshit when the car leaves the road and stop when they make first contact with the ground

that's some pretty impressive hang time

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>>741466421
gave me a good kek

anybody got that webm of /pol/ ending social media by dox shopped in to the new star wars with sandstorm playing through most of it?super cringe funny as fuck. i can't find it

>>741471711
Kids are the dumbest thing alive

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WOOP WOOP TERRAIN PULL UP

>>741476915
Its better with audio

>>741476689
That guy got straight up paralyzed before he died

>>741477519
Im not a guy that wants to find out whats the actual case. Just shoot, then ask. Its not a human which you can talk to or so.
And I have no fucking empathy to your little bags of shit. If I had a gun Id use it, no matter what. And Im a german that is usally against murica fags with all their gun enthusiasm.

>>741471058
You can find a long video about this clip on YouTube. This officer actually answered a call to the wrong house. There was a domestic violence call right next door to the left of the house he approached. That shit didn't need to happen

>>741477200

>willy wonka secret elevator

>>741474719
Caesar. Completely his fault. Grown complacent & careless. You don't fucking immediately touch the snout of a strange dog, most especially not when the owners are calling you in for some kind of behavioral issues.

>>741471145
holy shit

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>>741466421

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>>741478229
nope

>>741477166
so new

>>741477976
>ex-line cook

This is disturbing

>>741478428
i'm gonig to do this to my asian qt gf

>>741472591
This is how the AI will learn to efficiently slaughter & process us.

>>741476694
Baby gets fucked up don't watch it

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>>741477815
>tfw you've never called out a gold bricking phony

>>741478619
Cook the Sequel: Too Many Cooks

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>>741478619

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>>741478490
aww yee
good, I like those weird long insertions in the ass.

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>>741477669
I don't need to imagine, anon.

>>741477976
this post made me kill myself

@741478434
I find that claim offensive

>>741473265
just kill him. I don't know what is worse, the people that get these crazy infections and let them get out of hand or the people that think it is worth trying to help them.

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>>741472361

>>741476416

Dat hippo tail gon be deelishuss...

>>741471145
If you read the mans lips after he climbs
>Equality

>>741467523
so Die Hard 4.0 was right

>>741471058
untrained dogs are literally the worst possible pet there is, they should be outlawed

>haha he just wants to play
>all bark no bite
that may or may not be true, but i dont wanna get your dogs filth over my hands and clothes, and i dont wanna be 'threatened' by your filthy fucking pet for passing by your house because it is too stupid to know it doesnt own the fucking street

and while i dont agree with being this trigger happy, i do not feel any sympathy for that animal or its so-called 'owner'

>>741472591
Fucking beaners need to go back to Mexico, look how slow those lazy fucks are. Those are good American jobs, which should be given to hard working Americans.

>>741477723
>what is escalation of force?
I swear, you're the type of mongoloid to shoot a fly.

>>741478898
The strange part is that this all stems from their culture towards woman.

There is always significantly less boy rape in cultures where woman have rights, and men have the rights to fuck them openly.

>>741478898
top kek

>>741472821
men "just do it", women "i want to do it but i need help but give me credit for just doing it"
and that is the sad truth. everything would be better if we would accept girls can't do some things. men can't give birth, that isn't a weakness, we don't force women to somehow say men are just as good at mothering children.

>>741472591
They replace so much to the human that already the humans are less important.

>>741476129
damn, what a dick move

>>741479123
the fly pissed me off, i'm allowed to own and fire a gun, a fly and a dog are not people and are not illegal to kill, what in the fuck is your problem? got a boner for your dog?

>>741475673
Cats>Dogs, in most cases.
People think they only give a shit about themselves & wouldn't be loyal like a dog would in situations like this, but they're fucking wrong.
Saw a mother cat fight off a fox easily 4-5x her size when it threatened her kittens once. She FUCKED that fox UP.

>>741472683
buy the argentinean limons! propaganda...

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>>741471438
>>741471882
>>741472971
>>741477519
let the summer end please, i cant take it

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>>741477633
I want her to sit on my face on a hot day.

>>741479256
I want to get a Serval

Trainable cat that looks like a god-tier hunter.

>currently have a runt of the litter i trained to hunt
>brought me a baby bat as an offering the other day

>>741476487
Did she death ?

>>741479329
This shit is amazing

>>741476416
>lion vs hippo.kek

>>741474535
What part of the deep web did you get this ..?

anybody got that webm of /pol/ ending social media by dox shopped in to the new star wars with sandstorm playing through most of it?super cringe funny as fuck. i can't find it
come on guys i know one of you has it. saw it in a /gif/ thread the other day but already out of the archive

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>>741477706
....and Im out. Jesus fucking Christ, I forgot about that one.

>>741471788
Check em

>>741472683
Mexico.webm

>>741479423
Where is the witch hunter? By ghal maraz we need a servant of sigmar

>>741471888
Fucking dubs and then trips
Checked

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>>741479416
Servals are incredible. First-second generation savannahs too. Would love to have one as well.

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>>741477633
At least she's attempting to out run genetics

>>741479423
>anybody got that webm of /pol/ ending social media by dox shopped in to the new star wars with sandstorm playing through most of it?super cringe funny as fuck. i can't find it
>come on guys i know one of you has it. saw it in a /gif/ thread the other day but already out of the archive

>>741466421
anybody got that webm of /pol/ ending social media by dox shopped in to the new star wars with sandstorm playing through most of it?super cringe funny as fuck. i can't find it
come on guys i know one of you has it. saw it in a /gif/ thread the other day but already out of the archive

>>741479423
just seen hypnotoad

>>741475673
Mom saves dog from cat

>>741476965
nothing like watching a virgin lose it.

>>741477633
Why...why is her skin that color?

>>741476512
so... you expect people to take trained dogs to a dog trainer? easiest job ever then.

>>741476416
Dude that puma just ate that lizard.

>>741479640
The trick to making your cat a hunter is this;
When it is young
>make sure it is an outside/indoor cat
>play the 'hand game' aka antagonize it in a playful way where the game is HIT THE HAND, if it keeps missing then give it one here and there
The first one exposes it to outside
Second one trains its reaction time.

I saw my kitty jump in the air and dunk a dragonfly to the ground for shits and gigs.

>>741479865
nice job faggot

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>>741468167
Jesus fucking christ this nightmare fuel..

>>741478110
>that shadow
Jesus fucking christ that pilot has some balls

>>741479865
Impressive

>>741466518
Whhhhtt waaaaaaahhh

>>741478802
Lol get a load of this newfag

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>>741478020
That poor fucking dog.

>>741477633
rolling thunder

>>741471058
look how happy this dog is about the bullets. I go out and shoot some dogs, i love happy dogs

>>741466421
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>>741473265
can someone explain how that is even remotely possible?

>>741476792
>honey are you taking a bath?
>yes dear
>perfect
>i need to shit

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>>741478229
Straight fucking nope.

>>741478385
Been giving me shit lately too. Google or 4chin servers fucking up. Just close the quick reply box or refresh page.

>>741475673
>comparing stray dog to a domesticated cat
fuck off, trained dog is 100x better at anything

>>741480042
shut up nigger

>>741477519
Owners are still shit. If your dog is running up to the door when someone comes knocking, restraining the dog before opening the door is what all smart owners would do. This dumb bitch just let the dog run out in an excited state and it got shot. If you don't know how to handle a dog, don't fucking own one.

>>741479375 yes please

>>741475695

meals on wheels

>>741476694

Little pupper snuggles with little human. Cute af. Fuck off trolls.

>>741480015
They need to get really close to put out the fires, otherwise the fire retardant they drop would spread out too much in the air.

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>>741480305
What worries me the most about ISIS is their production value. jesus.

>>741480416
biglivedotcom

great chan

>>741478110
amazing

>>741478392
Fucking degenerate.

>>741472236
hory sheeeeiiit

>>741478428
Never anger a jungle Asian girl.

>>741479768
What a fucking champion. That guy could deep throat himself.

>>741475983
Spider.zip

>>741474325
hehe... "half"

>>741477361
This guy had to have died, or at least got seriously fucked up.

>>741477200
>>741477244
>chinese elevators
>soooooo surprised
This is what you get when you let halfblind slopes build your elevators, you chinks need to open your eyes.

>>741472691
Pretty much everything that has an exoskeleton has to molt in order to grow larger.

>>741475546
I wouldn't ask that because I don't care what anyone thinks.
You bring a gun on my property and point it at my family or my dog, expect to be shot.

>>741480636
Normie

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>>741479566
Lol what the hell is this?

>>741479510
here at 3:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP2hWvVyyUM

>>741480688
Still not as bad as their escalators...

>>741478490

I have a very hard time watching this without masturbating.

>>741480688
>chinese elevators
>santiago
>chinese

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>>741480792

>>741473388
>implying a lard ass like you could ever do this
lol

>>741480583
best webm of thread.
So glad she doesnt do gymnastics anymore.

What;s her IG?

>>741480119
Not naming this high dynamic pressure

>>741471058
Fucking white trash open the door and let their dog jump on whoever knocked without caring. It doesnt matter if your dog is all bark and no bite, there's no difference until it gets close enough to bite your face off

>>741476582
this was just never going to end well was it

>>741480889
the fuck you looking for porn in an interesting .webm thread? porn has 9 other threads, this only has one the fuck you doing get the fuck out fuck

>>741480757
I believe it's called "Mystics from bali". It was on best of the worst.

>>741471058
And it ends with them leaving the dog to die alone and sad
Those fucking monsters send one person to call paramedics and the other to do what they can to comfort the dog
Did the guy that knocked just walk away?

>>741471870
0/10 not naming it flipingthebird.webm

>>741480899
Honestly it looks like its made out of balsa wood.

>>741475472
She does not do those things!

>>741477466
get that shit outta here

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>>741480976
>extreme movements

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>>741478318
>niggers gonna nig

>>741481161
You're embarrassing yourself

>>741478339
this satisfies so many fetishes