Make assumptions based on appearance
I'll start off
Looks like a nice guy to have a beer with.
>>741416266
rip i'm 20
Heroin
>>741416350
I started drinking when I was 12. I think you'll be ok.
>>741416435
I get drug tested sadly
You got dead eyes my dude.
You're cute tho.
>>741416149
>You look like you're unhappy with your life but not motivated enough to do anything about it.
>You make a point groom yourself in the hope of attracting someone but your personality is flat.
>You feel like you don't excel at anything, so naturally you don't.
>You get way too excited about the steam summer sale and human contact
>>741416912
Lel projection is a thing
>>741416912
>You look like you're unhappy with your life but not motivated enough to do anything about it.
correct
>You make a point groom yourself in the hope of attracting someone
correct
Sorry that's it mate
>>741416792
Thanks, Anon.
Anyone else wanna post?
>>741416149
You grow a very shitty, patchy beard
>>741416149
fag
>>741416149
you're an attention whore
>>741417134
Yeah I'm 20 and too lazy to shave daily
>>741417002
Nah it's just that front facing angle always makes people look like shit or that they're staring into the abyss, I'm sure anything candid would rule most of these out
>>741417063
I tried yo
Your good looking man. Take everyday as it comes. Do t solve the problems of tommorow solve the problems of today. You look intelligent and im sure you'll go somewhere.
>>741416149
You're straight but have no gf. You are in your early 20s and are unemployed or are in college. You were bullyed at school
Your head looks longer then your life span
>>741416149
You voted for Trump and often complain about PC culture and SJWS.
>>741417430
>You are in your early
Well you got everything right, but I did kinda post my age in the thread
>>741417499
I side right but I didn't find trump worth voting for at the time
>>741417325
It has nothing to do with shaving habits. You just naturally have shitty beard growth.
>>741417513
I didn't read the thread before I replied
>>741416149
Probably not on 4chan
>>741417414
Thanks Anon
>>741417489
yes my head is annoyingly large
>>741417183
nah just bored
>>741416149
You look like a white knight
>>741416149
You look kinda like me
Roast meh
>>741416149
Id certainly bang
>>741417979
what up with the nostrils
>>741416149
school shooter
>>741417772
nah sorry
>>741417881
huh, few years older more chiseled jawline of me
>>741417979
freshman in college this year
>>741418106
I have a pretty crooked nose. Could also just be the angle of the pic
>>741418214
Nah sophomore
>>741418123
Well my state does now allow concealed carry at public colleges
I'm not that much of an autist tho, and no one in family owns gun
>>741416149
U look like a pure fuckin goon.
Mormon
>>741418359
hope that aint a picture of you>
>741418430
*moron
>>741416149
Look virginistic
>>741418450
It ain't it's of my buddy
What do you guys think?
>>741418349
You should buy one pal
>>741419752
>>741419799
serial killer/rapist
>>741417979
I need some more yous
>>741419996
humble guy
>>741419752
definition of coke bottle glasses
>>741419799
Youre scaring me
>>741420421
Go to bed Cole
>>741420530
but mooooooom
>>741416149
is ashamed to have a black girlfriend
wait...... Savion?
>>741419799
Christopher walken with affinity for disco and revenge
Faggot.
>>741420786
Respectable guy at the peak of his life
>>741420596
>implying I have a girlfriend
Pewdiepie wannabe
>>741421047
Australian
>>741421047
>Is Australian
>>741421081
Probably just the shitty pic, but you look like a mix of lebron and Kobe
>>741421047
Hows austrailia
>>741421151
You should see me after a haircut
>>741420339
I've been told that quite a bit irl so I guess you'd be right.
Though I honestly expected
>Sad
>Depressed
As that seems to be the goto when I post my face in discord.
>>741420530
I'm really curious now, do I know you or did you just read my name on my wall
>>741421254
Which features of mine favor Kobe or Lebron?
>>741421302
you look like you play volleyball
>>741416149
Speech impediment
>>741420343
>>741419997
What's wrong with my lenses?
>>741421385
eyebrows eyes for lebron
I'm pretty high currently and meant to say Kanye not kobe
my b
Why is it that everyone looks like a faggot? Fuck humanity
>>741416149
Untreatable anger issues.
>>741416149
Lake zurich?
>>741421302
surfer or skater or one of those nerds who flips around a balisong
>>741421574
mate Im tryin not to be rude but they just look like they're a half inch thick
but they probably look alot better irl
>>741421047
>>741416149
Based on your appearance I assume that I'd have sex with you.
>>741421638
nah KC
>>741421722
well I know my dick is good enough, so come to KC
>>741421693
>>741421820
I live in NC, meet me. Lel
>>741421301
man your name is absurdly visible
>>741416149
Fucking pewdiepie lookalike piece of shit
>>741422004
better than whatever you look like nigga
>>741420786
You're handsome.
>>741421947
yea that's what I thought, I have a few friends who lurk so I thought it was one of them, I later realized my name was there
>>741419752
Are you fucking blind, mate?
>>741417881
You're fuckin kyoot
>>741421081
Is this you kid
>>741422203
No he wears them because he likes how they look.
Retard.
>>741421081
Or this one
>>741421081
Do you miss Tyrome Johnson brown
>>741422079
Nonsense seeing as how I look like the creamy side of a crow's bathtub
>>741422110
Thank /b/ro
>>741420901
I certainly live and appreciate each day, though I dont think it is the peak :D
>>741421081
Did your dad ever come back
>>741422815
how many of these fucking things are you gonna post
>>741422873
underage b&
Unless you're a chick with short hair, kinda difficult to tell with the awful pic
>>741422979
The latter. I just only have retarded photos of myself right now
>>741423199
ok yeah, not a great pic but alot better
enjoy the eyes as well.
God I need to shave, look like a fucking pedophile
>>741421640
>balisong
holy shit spot on
>>741423805
Nah you're cute.
>>741416149
nice guy, introverted is my assumption. A lot of introverts don't like to smile in pictures.
>>741423805
Are you a mechanic
>>741424055
Thanks, and yeah I'm not one to really take pictures.
For example, went to RTX last month, meant plenty of people but only took one pic, and I wasnt even in it
>>741424040
Ty anon
>>741424259
Nah, night time security. Don't know shot about cars
>>741424391
I'm pretty good with cars but I would hate to do it originally. Turning wrenches is purely recreational. I'm unemployed.
>>741424871
Professionally*
>>741421081
this guy must have neck pain
>>741425035
You're the guy that artificially inseminates horses.
>>741423199
Tits or GTFO you know the rules woman.
fuck i feel ugly
wonder how bad looking the people on 4chan were in it's hayday
there's no way they looked like you normies
>>741424871
Nice nice, Im alright with computers and that's about it
>>741425292
He's the one that asked, faggot.
I'm just an anon now. Try and stop me
>>741416149
>>741425035
jacks off horses for a living
>>741425035
how are the stables anon?
>>741416149
I'm on the left... This is me and my mate back in high school
>>741425697
is probably a dead cat
>>741425697
COOL guy to HANG out with
Alright, do your worst b
>>741419996
Nice bone structure
>>741419799
found the original
>>741425896
Grumpy child molester
>>741425697
3 guys one opinion... Hmm...
roast pls
>>741416149
>>741417881
>>741417979
>>741418359
>>741419752
>>741419799
>>741419996
>>741420421
>>741420786
>>741421081
>>741421302
>>741421826
>>741422873
>>741423199
>>741423805
>>741423948
>>741425035
>>741425853
>>741425896
>>741426264
>>741426316
>>741426264
Why are all these girls or trannys taking selfies on 4chan. Some protest?
>>741426676
This dude is cool. Could fuck my girlfriend.
>>741426674
This faggot needs to get up and learn how to take a photo
>>741417979
Straighten your back up soldier
>>741426929
too late bub
>>741427020
Nope. Only 2am for me.
>>741421574
My nigga YOU ARE BLIND
>>741416149
>>741426715
One of those pictures is clearly Jay Cutler, quarterback of the Miami Dolphins >>741425896
>>741427187
already fecked ya lady that is
only pic of me i like
>>741426929
>This faggot needs to get up and learn how to take a photo
It's 2am nerd ur just jealous I'm cute
>>741427480
couldnt pick one where you didnt blink?
>>741427480
Kek
>>741420421
You'll cringe at this photo one day
>>741427480
def cute if real
looking at most of you guys makes me legitamently sad like come on this is not how I expected you guys to look oh my god.
Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better work ethics
>>741416149
fags
>>741427976
Is this supposed to be good or bad
>>741427976
im sorry
I thought i was just average but there was definitely 1 9.5/10 dude
>>741419799
Posts animal abuse/10 , prefers cats
>>741428087
You don't have a real photo of yourself? Just some grainy ass photo off your yearbook from 7 years ago?
Your post screams a low insecure level
>>741416149
racist slav, very ignorant
>>741422897
Your right I might have gone a bit far but I had fun.
>black anon I'm sorry if I triggered you or made you feel bad but I just figured you knew it would happen being openly black on 4Chan.
>more power to you /b/ro keep doing you
>>741428156
single mom
>>741428156
BBC slut
This is the most recent picture of me on my phone (few months ago). I know I look like shit here.
>>741428840
of course it uploads sideways
>>741428875
rape victim
>>741427876
Not real, just someone else seeking a (you) or rp that'll get off to attention. Been seen before, the pic
>>741428476
>>741429165
Are you vietnamese
>>741429128
hahahah lol thats because ive used it before, its me
paranoid fucker
Assume away.
>>741429546
what the fuck is that hair
You're all fine-looking
Shaggy really let himself go.tell me shaggy how did you manage to rape scoob to death?
>>741429632
Combination of hat hair and neetdom amigo
>>741429378
It's not rather me being paranoid , but rather you being a sad little man. Tbh, I never even seen it before so by cause and effect, I guessed I called your bluff. You see how easy that was?
Get out school shooter reject.
>>741429711
By the appearance of your post i can tell that you're really "popular" in 9th grade for being so edgy and random xD
Bob marleys white doppelgänger.
>>741420421
I assume youre gay.
Id fuck your face until the cows came home.
>>741429815
you didnt call his bluff he took credit for my pic idk why though
I bet your just siting typing away at your filthy little computer screen like the pathetic twat you are.i bet you don't even know what real sunlight is because youv been so confined in your shitty basement the mere thought of luminescents has escaped your mindset.you pathetic darkness wanker.i will find out we're you live you insolent pest and when I do you'll be sorry you ever posted that pathetic little thing you call a comment you bustling hussie! You scoundreling filth sucking maggot you'll rule the day you ever crossed my path.When I was a boy I was in a wheel chair.... And sow as my father.one night while I was sleeping he snuck into the room and molested me comic creators HE!! VIOLATED!!!!!!ME!!!! And you wanna know how I know? I could hear him squeaking into the room before he stuck his Alabama meat stick where the sun don't shine.he was the only one with a loose squeak in his wheelchair... THATS HOW I KNEW IT WAS HIM.so for you fuckers to call me a normie it...it...it...it offends me
>>741421081
John Wall with a big Steve Harvey nose
>>741429081
nope
>>741416149
Do me.
>>741421574
>>741421826
You tell us
>glasses so thick you can see the future
>>741425853
You are insecure about your forehead.
>>741429546
You never get out.
>>741429663
You get friend zoned by almost every girl you want, fat girls like you.
oh boy
ignore the mess
>>741430945
Look guys, Post Malone shaved
wahoo
>>741431717
Looks like a cool dude.
Foreign blood but born in the west. or moved to the west at a early age and integrated quikcly
From bowling the other night.
From bowling the other night.
>>741430512
Probably has a decent knowledge if craft beer that is only mostly accurate
>>741434085
you look like the result of peanutbuttergamer dropping a load into jacksepticeyes fertile uterus.
would hang out with
>>741434419
Hey thanks man means a lot to me, id buy you a beer.
>>741423948
where tf are your eyebrows?
>>741428087
kung fu daddy
>>741416149
You actually wear glasses.
>>741425853
You can play the piano.
>>741419799
You look like tranny Dwight.
>>741421081
You stole a camera two weeks ago.
Who am I
>>741427480
wow you are gorgeous
>>741416149
rate my pics
>>741416149
Roast away
>>741421081
PILLS HERE!
>>741427480
What is your name? to put name to face.
Roast me
>>741416149
is that you, phil?
One without recent sunburn
>>741436248
Fuck your picture. That beer looks so good...
>>741436324
Nothing like a German smoked beer after beer school!
>>741435872
You look like someone that would get people to take too much drugs. My kind of person!
>>741436075
I can tell you're gay just by looking at this picture. I can hear your feminine yet deep voice disturbing my mind while you touch my paralyzed body, which you previously drugged. You will kiss me before you sufocate me to death, making the experience not one of fear, but confusion and perversion. I like you, though!
>>741436661
hahahah how fitting! I make beer for a living!
>>741436734
Neato
>>741421385
you like kawhi bro
>>741436734
>>741427871
agreed
roast
>>741435189
kek
>>741416149
uncut cock. straight maybe bi.
pics?
>>741417979
where the fuck is your chin?
I remember the time when posting your face in 4chan was the last thing to do if you didn't want to be doxed, swatted or at least pizzabombed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phpz35_n91g
>>741436158
You KNOW you are ugly, my nigger, which is a virtue at this point; and I can tell you've not only embraced this fact, but also allowed it to give you a whole new view of the world. Your ugliness taught has you unimaginable life lessons, without a doubt. You value people's company because you know they appreciate you for what's inside: your good humor, laid back and helpful personality. I know a lot of beautiful people who would envy your self-acceptance, and I'm sure you do to. Just remember, man, external beauty decays exponentially. In fact, beauty serves a very limited purpose, differently from what's inside you, which will dictate how you experience life, handsome or not. I truly wish you all the happiness, man.
Mashallah
>>741428147
She thought we wuz penisless menlets
>>741428840
Nice hair you got going on there. I'm trying to grow mine out just like yours. Did you experience more or less pussy after you let your hair grow?
every dude on 4chan looks like the same guy like they watch youtube and play call of duty
>>741438941
youtube, battlefield, and Starcraft 2
>>741438941
Vidya games are our release from the shit of reality
>>741438786
Bomb threat
>>741437609
Heavy smoker
>>741427480
Think we may have chatted in a previous thread. As for personal taste. Or maybe fetish cause creepy is good right.. this is the most attractive picture I have ever seen of a /b/ tard
>>741439173
read my lips
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>741439066
This is MY Vidya game release
>>741437335
do u sex mi now
send bob
>>741436075
You get an erection from beating dogs
>>741439202
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA NOGGA YOU TRYIN TO HARD CHILL THE FUCK DOWN NIHA
>>741435872
I think you might be into dead bodies. Just that whole smile is giving me some hannibal lector vibes.
>>741435465
A faggot
>>741439321
Straight savage bro
>>741439278
Legit volunteer at local homeless shelter bacause animals are better companions than people. But I appreciate the amount of effort you put in to be edgy! Neato!
>>741434085
You take too many selfies of yourself on Facebook while being very quiet and making a "look how much fun we are having" pose
>>741431717
German Castro?
>>741439321
keep em coming
>>741439234
Yes, I do, send bobs
>>741416149
Nice guy , quite and a little nerdy . Sense your asking b/ , I'm thinking your depressed and insecure , but not suicidal . Your probably smart and a deep thinker .
>>741438682
That's shockingly spot on haha! Appreciate the words
>>741439314
Trying to...what? It's a rate thread. By definition I rated the picture. I'm a bit concerned that you seem to have had a mild stroke though. You ok little guy ?
>>741436158
Over the wall.
R8/H8
>>741431717
Hangs out in army surplus stores. Buys WW2 and 'nam memorabilia for 10x their value.
>>741430945
Can't tell if guy or girl so fuck you, I won't ignore.
lole fags
>>741430858
Too dark to tell but you might be growing a horn out of your chin there
>>741421302
great hair, anon
i have long hair too, only for the positive attention it gets me tho...
>>741430512
30 some year old man wanting to be a modern day 15 year old
>>741429663
You won't make it in the music industry dude
>>741439468
The love of my life. Steam, cream, ohhhhh so good and thick! I LOVE YOU ANDY, COME SHOVEL YOUR OLYMPIC LOG UP MY LOGHOLE!
>>741439558
You are not slash and this isn't the 80's
>>741439613
Go to sleep you little twerp. your mind isn't old enough to comprehend what is going on in /b/ Save yourself while you still can.
>>741439613
Idk man you just have a punchable face. Like I'm not even trying to be mean but you look like the complaining type
>>741425853
that beard suits you very well, anon
tbh your face is cute af
>>741439767
Slash is dope tho
Too bad hes not real...
>>741419799
Lol i remember that thread
Guys I can do this all night. No work today. Keep them coming
>>741428087
looks like papa franku
>>741439394
Man, you just made my heart melt. I'm sorry for calling you a murderer, which obviously you're not. But tell us, how do YOU perceive yourself in society? Do you think people come off as harsh towards you?
>>741439613
>>741439834
The type of person that would order nachos from a restaurant with all of the toppings on the side?
>>741439394
>caring this much about animals
Stop
>>741429546
girls are supposed to shave their face
>>741439558
You are not Jesus and this isn't 2000 years ago Jerusalem. Now go smoke more weed.
>>741439966
Yeah, giving employees that little bit of extra shit to do. Nice dubs btw
>>741430945
takes weekly showers
>>741440093
Like any true wook would
>>741439613
You would be such a nice little trap. Don't let SWJ see you, they will anally probe you with a high dose of hormones.
assumptions?
>>741440076
Orders off-menu, eats half of meal, complains to try to get meal for free. Makes a scene when manager won't do it.
Not age appropriate, but goes into craft beer bar. Orders beer. Asks it to be put in bigger glass and to "fill 'er up"
>>741440060
I am jesus and i will
>>741439946
Honestly. I am nothing but bad decision after bad decision. Followed by trying to fix bad decisions. I look unhappy because I know that every thing wrong with my life, I created. I am not good at dealing with people but I try I'm not a good person but in the past few years I've realized I don't have much time left and I want at least a few people to remember me and say he helped me that one time. I am clean cut cause ex military and it's just easier to maintain.
Tldr: I'm bitter but trying not to be. I'm antisocial but trying not to be. I have few friends but it's my own fault. My father is the best person I know and he won't say it but I'm a disappointment.
I'm on the left. Let's go.
>>741440321
twat
>>741440321
looks like you dont wash your hands after you shit, looks like the type of dude to step on someone's foot and be look 'oh'
>>741440361
High class white guy. Make 6 kids for the sake of the white race
>>741440361
Thats the gayest thing ive ever seen on 4chan
>>741440361
You good sir have dropped me some GOLD...enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
>>741440361
You do drugs and people have no clue
>>741440321
Fuck you and your fucking filter you fucking piece of human faggotry. You could be Arnol Swartzenigger under that deceiving ass dog mask. A picture of your asshole would've been more descriptive.
>>741440361
I am quite certain you have had a guy suck your dick before, no homo.
thanks but i like black bitchs
>>741440357
Amen
>>741440532
fuck, I'd suck his dick and service his boots 25/8
im a insecure bitch
>>741440634
You made yourself that way for constantly doubting your appearance, and you should. Don't become a fat bitch
>>741440634
>im a insecure bitch
4chan mistake already.
You have no reason to be though. Grow up.
>>741440361
/pol/ would be proud of this picture. They would be drooling over your rich dick and making memes about how we wuz kangs n shiet. Yes, reproduce more, spread your genes, man, please. Help the human race.
>>741438621
Sells heroin
>>741440634
>im a insecure bitch
You have a bangin' bod, cute face, and hair. Now stop doubting yourself. You know you just say that for attention. Be true to yourself and just rock it, stop this i'm insecure bullshit
Yo what's good?
>>741440508
>>741440711
that would be so pathetic, /pol/ would have absolutely nothing in common with that nigga
>>741429165
Gotta blast
>>741440634
I want to say not an airbrush anorexic model or cookie cutter blonde bimbo bbitch so. You seem approachable. But gorgeous body cute face good hygiene and pull off glasses perfectly and the things I want to do to you are illegal in 7 states. But I'm on /b/ so I'll have to go with "send nudes"
>>741440634
>>741440796
Post another pic
>>741416149
Eurocuck who's sister is getting forcibly buttfucked by abdul.
>>741440815
Stop rejecting the fact you were born and raised in a nice neighborhood with middle class housing
>>741440821
pull it bitch
>>741440821
Do it goth looking faggot. I bet you always argued with your mom and gave her a hard time.
>>741426316
I can't tell if you're a 20 year old kid or an 80 year old black grandma who went micheal Jackson.
Sup
is my forehead really big?
>>741440994
Complained enough to go for an arts degree instead of engineering. You'll regret that shit so much
Bump
>>741441051
No, only amount of daddy issues
>>741440994
>Sup
Freddie! My long lost brother!
>>741441095
Legit seems like a cool guy to chill with.
>>741441144
>>741441112
Bruh, nobody chills with my brother but me
>>741441060
Im 17 sooo no degree
Also old picture this is me now
>>741441112
Who the fuck is Freddie
>>741441515
>>741441112
>>741441251
How could you get rid of your soft serve hair!?!?!?
>>741441612
This is Freddie:
>>741440994
>>741440634
>>741440634
Insecure? Your body language says otherwise. I can tell how you percieve yourself just by the way you decided to pose and mold your face. You find yourself attractive, no doubt, you just don't know which league you belong to yet, that's why it's so confusing when good looking people don't reciprocate your feelings. You do have some back up partners, though, but I imagine they don't appeal to you as much as the people you can't really have.
I would be that person whose existance you'd barely notice, looking at you from far away while I eat my lunch. I would think deeply about you and about how I would do my best to make you happy for as long as you were there. That thought would vanish quickly as I realize that I'm way out of YOUR league, making us oddly similar human beings who disappointing themselves and the people who truly fancy them.
>>741441051
Dat ass. pics.
>>741441515
Oh well now you look like a white supremacist. 14/88 dude
Hey
>>741436113
my name is Leah