s/fur completion of the package

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Shark is best

Prove me wrong

>>741398061
Insufficient evidence to prove or disprove your hypothesis. Post more pictures, for science!

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in the process of making dinner, so I won't be posting much

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>>741398174

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>>741398439

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>>741398478

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>>741398536

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>>741398372
ok, I thought I spooked you away or somfn v_v

>>741397993
I'll complete your package.
Or something.

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>>741398909

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>>741398909
nope, was just preparing some potatoes and salmon for the grill

potatoes need maybe 20 minutes and then I'll put the fish on

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Scales are way better. Not just sharks.

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>>741397993
>package
amidoingitright?

>>741399075
Sounds yummy

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>>741399317
No. Dick is only allowed if it is with vagina.

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>>741399465
aww thats no fun! Dick can go in so many other places!

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>>741399656
And as long as it goes into a female "without" one im fine with it.

>>741399865
>female "without" one
Now you're just being picky.

>>741398061
No disagreements here

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>>741399865
What if its not actually in anything?

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>>741399938
More like "straight"

>>741400060
Male + female isn't straight? Shit

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>>741400048
As long as there is also a female in the pic.

>>741398478
>>741398536
>>741398589
>>741399034
>>741399634
>>741400060
insufficient data, post moar

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>>741400157
I think your misunderstanding me. Herms are not straight.

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>>741400164
hmm, ok

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>>741400258

>>741400335
Does a penis trump a vagina if they have both? Or do you have to roll a perception check to find out? What are the mechanics here?

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>>741400597
A penis on a "woman". If they have both, they are still gay, because they are both sexes at once.

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>>741400597
maybe it depends on who is on top?

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>>741400816
It's pretty obvious. You are getting sexually aroused by some thing that has a dick. So, gay.

>>741400816
Ohhhh, so it's an attack roll?

>>741400769
Wouldn't they be perma-bi in that case? And what would you be?

>>741400940
Well she is gay, but not like that.

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>>741400947
They have a dick. If I fuck or get aroused by it, then I would be gay.

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>>741400769
>Penis + vagoo = straight
>put a penis and a vagoo on the same person = gay

Lol no

Boom, headshot!

>>741401145
How do you know you're not aroused by the vagina? Do you have to cover each one separately and measure the reaction? And how do you measure that, by mL of blood?

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>>741400997
Ha, no women on 4chan unless tits and timestamp.

>>741401220
Fuck off to g/fur, gaylord

>>741401264
Because the dick completely turns me off 100%.

>>741401262
Gratz! Your first? How many shots did it take?

>>741401312
Man, you must be rolling in pussy.

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>>741401220
What?

>>741401399
Hmm, I don't think it's physically possible for blood to retract instantly.

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>>741401405
Does it matter?

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>>741401500
Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to fap to it at all.

>>741401405
Kek, you joke like my last gf when drunk.

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dangit why must food take so long to cook? I'm hungry now...

>>741401399
do you go flaccid every time you catch sight of your own dick?

>>741401543
Absolutely. This is the internet after all.

>>741401651
Ooo, that's a good question! Man, we're really digging deep here!
(Also that's why I don't cook anything that takes >10min)

>>741401651
When it is the only thing I see, yes. I can't jack off to my dick.

I'm back and it seems I didn't miss much other than the lewd talk and gay shit

>>741398061
anon passing through to tell everyone this nigga has the toppest taste

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>>741401806
I'm not drowning in it, but I do get some when I get back home on leave.

>>741397993
Kay I got a question

>>741402053
Military papers or gtfo

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>>741402215
Dick or tits or gtfo.

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oh, food is done already
hooray!

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>>741402302
Birb is best.

>>741402302
What is it?

>>741402293
What, you don't think I have either?

>>741402302
woo!

>>741402488
Which ever one you have.

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>>741402454
grilled salmon with a sweet dry rub and butter, served with roasted young potatoes

>>741402699
Ohh, I sound absolutely delish

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>>741402488
I knew you fuckers exist!

>>741402550
So you DO want to see penis.

>>741402699
>grilled salmon with a sweet dry rub and butter, served with roasted young potatoes

*Drools* You just made me really hungry...

>>741400769
>>741400816
>0
>>741400997
Are you retarded

>>741401854
sup fag

>>741402302
suh dude

>>741403003
I don't think so, no.

>>741403003
Ay mang

>>741403068
Maybe not you Hachi-man

i fell asleep and hour ago and woke up again. im in so much pain fuuuuuuuck i hope im not dying

>>741403104
still want that ass-whooping?

>>741403151
Rip

>>741403152
You mean your ass whippin'?

>>741402931
Yes, if you want to see my papers.

>>741403287
Either way you're getting beaten

>>741403330
a beating*

>>741403330
You gonna beat off his meat?

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>>741403330
Haaaa, you wish that would happen

>>741403404
He wants to, for he is a massive fgt

>>741403545
fucking weaboo

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ahh that really hit the spot
wish I could eat salmon more often

>>741402950
>>741402902
it was quite tasty

>>741403545
I bet he's such a fag that he jerks off to herms.

>>741403775
That's no secret

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>>741404569
That probably is her diet.

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>>741404734
my diet would be her ass

>>741404734
It's the extra thicc diet

>>741404967
Sure you do

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>>741404967
>>741403775
EWWWWWWWWW


>>741403826
I prefer tomboys

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>>741404924
Same.

>>741405029
I approve.

>>741404924
What if she gets the pizza runs while your eating her ass?

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>>741405093
>>741403602

>>741405093
Yeah, we all get it, you're gay. Good for you.

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>>741405196
I'll have my meal before she has hers, problem solved

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>>741405353
This.

>>741405353
Yeah, but the fatter you get, the more uncontrollable your rectum becomes, i.e. shart in mart.

>>741405488
Well what about lunch and breakfast? Or the morning shits?

i need love. feeling awfully needy

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>>741405569
Timing. Won't happen if she doesn't eat then.

>>741405693
Need a hug?

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>>741405693
Have a hug, friend! *hug* <3

>>741405742
Braps can happen at any time. I would give her some exlax or something at go at her after she empties her pipes.

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>>741405492
>>741405905

>>741405822
>>741405846
yessssssssssss

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We need to go thicker!

>>741406138
oh. MY GOD

>>741406138
Well, I might think so as well. I'm just giving advice for other people who might not like to accidentally swallow a brap.

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>>741406191
chubby girls a best

>>741406282
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzQUyIgwJ_Y

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>>741405905
Braps don't bother me at all.

>fat fucks

no thanks. i like women who respect themselfs

>>741407347
Good. I was just saying it in case you were. I certainly am not either. Quite the opposite.

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>>741407363
more for the rest of us!

>>741407363
You the guy that posts the grotesque monster muscle women? Because you sound like him.

>>741407363
Pretty sure you have that backwards. People who starve themselves to be the skeletons they think society wants them to be don't have much self-respect.

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>>741407363
I like chubby, but not obese.

>>741407515
Same, ashamedly.

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>>741407682
This is objectively true.

>>741407732
Mmmm... that is my favorite artist, and I think you know why....

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>>741407732
I could deal with getting woken up like this...
beats an alarm clock for sure

>>741407824
Don't @ me

>>741407613
nope, i just have good taste

>>741407682
yeah because if youre not a fat fuck you must be an anorexic skeleton. i expected more out of a seasoned vet, im disappointed

>>741407895
You would love the other, better, version.

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>>741407613

>grotesque monster muscle women

Excuse me, fuckhead?

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>>741407881
Of course.

>>741407895
What about the other version?

>>741407966
fite me