H-Hey Anon, Alice 3D here. A-Are you ready to see my ass?

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>>741387159
>>741387349

Wrong fucking day you dumb shit

>>741387159
Yeah, sure. Why not.

>>741387159
I'd rather see your dick.

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I have crippling depression.

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>>741387159
In t-the name of love, I demand to know!

Why the hell did you think stuttering on a vowel was a good idea?!

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>this isn't Alice you dumbshits

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>>741387650
Hi bb gurl

>>741387159
isn't there already a trap thread?

>>741387493
faggot

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>>>>741387712
*waves*

>>741387721
Nah, I'm n-not a trap <4

>>741387765
I'm not a faggot. I just want closure, No more pretending. Just make an ending.

>>741387824
>Need proof

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>>741387493
I d-don't have one dear <4

>>741387824
No more pretending. Just make an ending!

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>>741387929
>already provided it

M-maybe you need to lurk moar darling <4

>>741387948
I'm n-not pretending.

And this ride never ends.

>>741387937
No more pretending! Just make an ending!

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>>741387159

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>>741387987
Yeah, t-that's not me.

>>741388002
Yeah, t-try harder.

>>741387992
Maybe I do. Does proof exist somewhere?

>>741387992
No more pretending! Just make an ending!

>>741387824
So you're just a girl with unusually broad shoulders, thick wrists and no hips who does not show any part of their face? Yah ok buddy.

>>741388046
No more pretending! Just make an ending!

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>>741388069
H-Here anon. I've already p-posted this many times

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kek

>>741388099
Why are you here? This isn't the real alice. The timestamp was clearly wrong.

>>741388099
>So you're just a girl with unusually broad shoulders, thick wrists and no hips who does not show any part of their face?

I mean, you say that but she is.

Well, except the wrist thing, he wrists are perfectly fine.

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>>741388230
you stupid moonbitch

>>741388230
Moonbitch

>>741388179
That's a nice butt.

>>741388230
This.
You damn sexy moonbitch

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>>741388069
Of c-course. It's in m-my threads, twitch, and youtube.

>>741388099
>unusually broad shoulders
My shoulders are actually smaller than average

>thick wrists
My wrists are tiny and dainty

>no hips
hahahahah

>show face
I'm from /b/, try harder.

If all you h-have is baseless assertions, f-feel free to believe whatever you like. I d-don't care.

>>741388179
>>741388198
And, as you can see, p-people already have disproven you. L-look at that muffiny butt and say I h-have no hips.

>>741388230
thanks.

>>741388179
Does it smell like flowers

>>741387159
Is nobody gonna point out the incorrect timestamp?

>>741388230
If I had tits I'd look just like Alice. I'm a guy.

>>741388308
>L-look at that muffiny butt and say I h-have no hips.

Hips and butt are two different things, Alice.

God, I'm so fucking pathetic.

>>741388426
AAAAAAAAAAA I KNEW IT

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>>741388404
I'm already h-here Anonymous, calling out t-the person impersonating me.

No need to do it again.

>>741388435
I d-doubt it.

>>741388449
The butt SHOWCASES the h-hips!

>>741388435
pix

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>>741388323
no nigga it smells like ass, tf you think?

>>741388426
nice

>>741388404
>
>>741387371

>>741388435
>If I had tits I'd look just like Alice.

Is your chest caved in? Because Alice is all bra.

>>741387159
anons know you're a dude... why do you even try to hide it anymore?

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>>741388470
>falling for bait this easily
Yes, t-that isn't me. My natural hair color isn't blond. You ever s-seen a blond asian?

>>741388487
Can't tell if real alice or not. What's your dogs name?

>>741388179
6 outta 10, would eat out

>>741388308
buddy if that's your picture you need to get your eyes checked if you think you're passing.

>>741388201
was looking for the trap thread

>>741388179
Hi Alice, how atre you today?

Very sexy butt if i might say. The things i'd do...

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>>741388565
I'm n-not hiding anything. S-simply stating the truth. I'm a biological female.

N-not sure how anons "know" something false.

>>741388586
Nano <4 And Haze, of course

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>>741388611
I d-don't need to pass dear, I'm biologically female.

>>741388625
T-that wasn't me darling.

>>741388487
>The butt SHOWCASES the h-hips!

But there's more to the hips than the butt.

I've been talking about analyzing what your body looks like too much these past few days.

Lol op is a dude and you all are faggots

>>741388568
>asian
refer to
>>741388198
that's clearly a white person. whether it be a dude or a chick is still undetermined. however that's a white person, through and through.

>>741388179
I watched your cooking segments occasionally, id bang that ass right after we cooked up and ate something ;)

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>>741388568
>ever see a blond asian

yes actually, my animes do it all the time

>>741388587
ew

>>741388672
How often do you lurk, if you popped up and saw this fake right away? Are you on besides your posting schedule?

>>741388672
Ho, i was mistaken and confused then, i'm sorry. I have seen a few of your threads, but not enough.

You intrigue me and i'd like to know you better

>>741387159
I'd rather see tits than ass to be honest.

>>741388198
Chelsea Manning is that you?

>>741388179
I feel genuinely sorry for you if you're female with an ass like that.

>>741388777
do you realize how many acolytes she has?

>>741388777
>Are you on besides your posting schedule?

Here's her secret: Alice is a fucking loser who comes to /b/ even when she's not doing her threads.

She could be any one of you when she's not being Alice and you'd never know.

>>741388861
>she

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>>741388777
I, an anon who talks to Alice, told her.

>>741388707
it looks pretty fucking creepy whatever it is, gives me attack on titan vibes

>>741387159
I don't rather see the attention whore go away.

>>741388628
Do you have kik? Your ass is perfect

>>741388881
faggot

>>741388752
Ew? Someone's never had their ass eaten then.

Asshair indicates Blonde is a Lie.

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>>741388693
*rolls her eyes*

>>741388695
OP is a f-faggot, but I, Alice, am female.

>>741388707
S-sorry, it isn't <4 T-try harder, maybe tell me that m-my glasses frame is somehow indicative of being a round eye.

>>741388728
Oh s-shush.

>>741388777
I l-lurk as much as any oldfag does.

>>741388803
F-feel free to come visit me then: https://anekiho.me/chat

>>741388848
Thanks!

>>741388849
Zero

>>741388861
H-here's a better secret: I h-have a bot that tells me when m-my pictures or WebM's are posted w-without my permission <4

>>741388893
I'm n-not an attention whore dear.

>>741388881
Faggot.

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>>741388904
N-no, this is my contact info:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>741388927
I w-wear a wig. I reiterate: have you ever seen a blond asian?

>>741388946
Then go away

>>741387159


4 / 25 / 17


....

>>741388848
notice the back-bend, pushing his hips way forwards so his dick won't stick out in the photo. top kek

>>741387159
do you realize you are a legend of /b/, right?
also nice ass
could you post more?

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>>741389022
No t-thank you <4 You are s-stuck with me forever, Anonymous.

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>>741387159
God bless you OP good to see another /b/ro in this fight
Fuck Alicefags

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>>741388916
Only for you my nigger.

K-k-k-k-k-kill yourself

>>741388881
I'm so confused right now. I can't tell what is real and what isn't.

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>>741388924
I have actually and I did not enjoy it

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>>741389073
S-sorry dear, I d-don't have a dick <4

>>741389076
This w-was made by an imposter darling. I d-don't like to post my rear.

>>741389102
Revy is an Alicefag n-now? Weird....

>>741389163
Alice I'm so confused right now. How do I know it's you? Love your threads, but not trying to get bamboozled.

>>741389162
Alrighty then, to each their own.

What's your favorite thing in the bedroom then?

>>741389156
It is all real Anon. C4 is an amazing thing.

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WHY AM I IN THIS FOLDER I DO NOT ENJOY THIS

>>741389163
>Revy is an Alicefag n-now?

Is she not?

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>>741389241
C-come ask in my c-chat <4
https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>741388946
god I hate you and all these faggots who defend you so much. I'd kill you given the chance. and do my 8-12 years like a man. you fucking dishonest preying faggot.

>>741389163
damn imposter!
well you are still a legend
what are your thoughts on that?

>>741389259
Not c4, the alice bit

Alice is that really your ass?

>>741389300
Nobody is even defending Alice in this thread.

It might seem like I am but I'm only stating facts.

>>741389297
can't tell if aids link or real. fuck I'm so lost. I've been in the vaughn and twitch but not that

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Oh, it seems I did it again.
I was just thinking of you, Alice~ And here you are.

What a strange day.

>>741387159
hey you fucking fag impesonating this cunt is my job not yours

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>>741389285
I w-wouldn't say so. She's a strong independent woman w-who makes her own threads. We're f-friends and allies, b-but unless s-she declared herself as such, I w-would not impose on her.

She's her own person and I love and respect her.

>>741389300
>8-12

I'm a h-high paid asian woman in NYC. You'd g-go for 20 at least d-dear.

>>741389310
I'm j-just a silly girl who l-loves Anonymous.

>>741389341
Sadly, yes.

>>741389412
G-go to twitch and send m-me a message then <4 I'll r-redirect you.

>>741389448
Hey Angel.

>>741389163
>I d-don't like to post my rear.
Aww boo, there goes that fantasy. but u have an army of weebs at ur disposal so what do u need to do that for.

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>>741389256
That's quite the question, hmmm

I would have to say sensual lotus position for close build up and romantic sexual frustration, followed by rough sex, doggy style, lots of spanking and hair pulling

Bedroom is not my favorite room

>>741389285
Revy is cute

>>741389448
Hiya, cutie

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>>741389163
You just happen to be posting ass pics in a position that wouldn't show your dick if you were a guy in woman's clothes.

>>741389412
That's the real deal Alice chat that binds your soul to her forever.

Until she bans you, I guess.

>>741389448
Are you patchuli or...?

ive been away from b for a while, whats up with that ass, Alice? anyway have a good one

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Bandana Hijack incoming

>>741387159
Alice, My GF and I are starting threesomes and swinging, do you have any advice for me?

>>741389484
>I'm a h-high paid asian woman in NYC
What do you do? I visited NYC a few weeks ago, was pretty cool. Would you ever do lunch with me if I came back?

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>>741389462
Are m-my fucking imposters arguing with each other? Is t-this real life? Did I t-take crazy pills?

What the fuck?

>>741389489
I d-don't have that but okay.

>>741389503
T-that was a picture from a set dear. I've also d-done pictures in a skin tight catsuit t-that makes it obvious I don't have a dick. T-try harder <4

>>741389528
S-someone is posting it everywhwere.

>>741389496
I dig it, gotta mix it up a bit.

What's your favorite room?

>>741389484
sent

ALICE.
I told you I'd see you in September. I did not expect butts.
I'm disappointed

>>741389622
post em then

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>>741389496

Still calling me cute...how strange. But I like it. Thank you.

>>741389518

I am the mage who lacked power of her own, and only learned magic by copying what others did. You can call me Angel.

>>741389622
Please Alice, I need advice >>741389541

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>>741389535
Ya'll mind if I

Y I F F

More interesting than this thread.
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>>741389676
Oh. Hi then Angel

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>>741389621
Financial engineer. And n-no thank you dear, I only m-meet Anons when they are in a m-medical emergency.

>>741389672
W-what?

>>741389675
No t-thank you. Have s-some tea instead <4

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>>741389623
Shower, against the wall~

>>741389676
Well it's because you ARE cute!

>>741389677
>>741389541
My suggestion is to be very understanding and trusting of it

I was with a pair of swingers and they kept stopping the whole process because it made them both anxious or uncomfortable

THere was also a lot of unnecessary rules that I didnt' want to deal with

THey have a problem of not keeping a 3rd partner or partners due to the stipulations

So maybe relax about it ?

>>741389484
When and why did you post your ass? I kinda have lost a little respect

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>>741387159
Answer me this:
What the fuck makes you think people wanna give you money on Patreon? Ever considered getting a fucking job? you lazy attention whore

>>741389825
>Have s-some tea instead <4

You still can't pour? Not even in the past?

>>741389860
S-Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>741388587
>gives D grade
>would eat out

I love it here

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>>741389856
I d-did not post my ass. It w-was leaked.

>>741389860
Let's break this down
1. Considered getting a job? I have a job
2. What makes me think that? People kept asking for absurd things, so I put it on the patreon to laugh at them
3. Try harder, this is low grade trolling.

>>741389860
The patreon is joke tho.

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>>741389677
>>741389541
J-just admit you are a c-cuck

>>741389856
I think someone doxx'd and stole pictures from her or something like that

can someone dump all their alice 3d stuff? idk what happened to my folder

>>741389856
>I kinda have lost a little respect

Eat some shit, dude. Nobody is a fucking pure angel here.

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>>741389927
Hey man, some anons don't give a fuck

>>741389993
Nah, just a single jerk

>>741389860
Have you read the patreon? It's not serious you daft mother fucker

>>741389957
bullshit
>>741389946
i'm not trolling. im dead serious. do you know how annoying that is, when people try to get paid on Patreon?

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>>741389993
I d-doxed myself years ago d-dear.
It was simply leaked.

>>741390002
*shrugs* L-life goes on. It's my body, and it w-was not meant to be posted.

Could care less about someone thinking taking pictures of my own body is somehow a reason to lose respect in me.

Especially given how many people send my email dick pics, totally unsolicited.

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is this you alice, plz be honest.

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>>741389837

I don't think I am, but I will trust you, Anon.

>>741389860

It's funny how rumors can grow out of control. Since my experience in the Fire Emblem General as FayeAnon, I've learned not to trust them.

So hey, random question. My hands are trembling lately. Is that bad?

I mean, I can understand my left arm, but why the right?

>>741389946
How did it leak give me details

>>741390112
Have you seen how ridiculous the levels are? Is joke my dude kek

>>741390150
Drink more

>>741389946
you do internet shit all day, and you think thats your job?lol

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>>741390112
D-do you realize how annoying it is for people to ask m-me over and over for things they obviously w-would not get?

It's a joke darling. Read the rewards; they are all jokes or things real people have asked me to do for them.

If you are dead serious, then it is real obvious why you missed the joke.

>>741390127
No, it isn't even m-my apartment.

>>741390181
No t-thank you. That's personal.

>>741390115
Why haven't you killed yourself yet, attenion whore?

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>>741390215
>you do internet shit all day
Here is a copy of my schedule. Notice nothing is before 5PM. There's a reason for that.

Try harder.

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>>741390282
B-because I'm not an attention whore <4 I h-hate attention.

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>>741390115
>that picture

I'm telling Reimu

>>741390150
Good c:

>>741390292
Holy fuck you're pathetic.
This feels like satire.