Tell me your deepest, darkest secrets /b/

i want to die

>>741374491

why do u want to die?

>>741374072
I find men on Craigslist and suck them off

i post my ex gfs nudes on here and jerk off almost every day

i have a pretty small penis and i love sph (small penis humiliation)

>>741374645

do u do it in a car, at your house, how? I want to do this but am scared they will know me, have diseases or be weird as fuck.

>>741374731

post em, lets see em

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my stepfather has been fucking me since I was 15, took me over a year to get him.

>>741374072
I think about suicide A LOT.

>>741374072
I want my wife to sleep around

>>741374072
/b/ is my darkest secret

>>741374072
That i hate these threads

>>741374645
Me too, I've arranged next week to lose my cherry, I've sucked him once so far and swallowed, big cock so I'm a bit nervous.

>>741375047
Story?

>>741374072
abused by parents, I steal and lie to my friends, sister sexually assaulted me when I was 4, parents kicked me out for not providing rent so now live with my sister

When I was 12, I was raped by my aunt and uncle while staying with them while my parents were on vacation.
They got me drunk and both of them plowed my asshole until it bled, she had a strapon.
They were both raging alcoholics and would regularly get blackout drunk.
When I was 17 and had my own car, I drove down there on a day I knew they would be passed out by sundown.
I turned over one of their giant bottles of off brand vodka and burned their house down with them inside.

>>741374072
Former Security contractor, thought it would be easier just to tell my family and friends i was going to jail rather than a combat zone.

when I was 11, I stole 10$ from my mother's wallet

i will never love anyone

I don't believe what I perceive as reality to be real. I just play along.

>>741375700
Also, they took a shitty VHS of part of the rape. I saw it on limewire back in the day.
I don't doubt there's people masturbating to my asshole getting torn while a cry to this day.

>>741375700
To bad you were an asshole
>look at the fun you could be having now

>>741374731
Same

>>741374072
source on this webM? don't want to save

low-key planning my suicide, probs gonna kill myself within the next 5 years.

I want to be single again to relieve me from all the stress of my relationship and life. But I want her at the same time.

>>741376034
is this why you are a faggot?

Me a virgen ;-/

>>741376340
https://www.depressioncomix.com/posts/307/

Porn doesn't turn me on or any of that stuff.

>>741375464
This

>>741375047
who is the artist?

i jerk off into the lotion bottle of the hot front desk girl in my office after hours when i am working late. i also put my dick and balls inside her large water bottle and get my ball sweat and cock sweat all inside it for her to drink out of the next day. occasionally i walk by and see her pump lotion into her hands and rub it in and i get hard as a rock knowing she is using my cum for that.

been doing this 3-4 times a week for 3 months now.

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>>741376699

>>741374072
I don't brush my teeth when I go to sleep

>>741374072

I am 22 and i only have fucked my girlfriend for 4 years. I have small flaccid and i am afraid to approaching foreing girls now and i am afraid i won't get hard. 16 cm hard through.. but how? We broke up. I just have forgot how flirting used to look like.

I fight for pedophile rights

Virgin with phimosis, idk what to do about it, afraid of first time especially if I don't get it fixed

>>741374072
>I fight for pedophile rights
pedophiles have the same rights as everybody else. you mean you fight to be able to fuck children you disgusting excuse of a human being.

fucked my stepsister (consensually) multiple times when she was 18 and I was 20. still very attracted to her but am in a committed relationship. :/

I convinced 3 girlfriend to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>741375047
considering the picture, are you a guy? how old are you now?

When I was 16 was babysitting for neighbours husband offered me 100 dollars to let him watch me play. I took it. He provided toys and everything.First time he was just jerking off next few sessions things escalated and we start to fuck. This started happening often. Around the 8th weekend we went to a sex shop to pick toys, he walked me into a back room strip me into bra and panties and start to play with me. There where few guys around watching us and jerking off, when we went back to his house he fucked me like crazy. Later one he wanted to go again but this time to let the other guys there to touch and play with me. I was shy so i told him i'am not up for it tho i really liked it when all this old men where lusting over me, we continue our home sessions till i was 19 and moved to another town.

>>741375700
>>741376034

guy or girl?

I wear girl's clothes.

>>741377677
get on my level
i watched my gf when we where 16 fuck my pointer happen many time she was a true slut

This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSVv9VTv1yo

small penis guy who always liked my brother's BIG cock. always wanted to get fucked by him but never done anything. although i have touched him down there

>>741377853
How did she take it? Was it her idea?

I jerk off to winnie the pooh porn

at 15 jerked off with my friend while watching porn progress to jerk off and blow each other

>>741374072

I put my shoes on before my pants when I get dressed.

>>741376752
pic of girl?

Once, in middle school, I sucked and friends off, to completion for a jar of change. Really enjoyed it, nut haven't blown anyone since

>>741377715
Are you a guy or a girl?

>>741374645
>>741374841
>>741375519
^^^all dudes

>>741375700

Out of interest if you had video evidence why did you not just go to the police and have them locked up?

>>741375633
Love that this guy didn't get any attention

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I enjoyed After Earth with Jayden Smith.

I enjoy waiting for my wife to go to work, and then I fuck myself in the ass with her dildo

Been head over heels for my best friend since we were kids (almost 15 years) last year when I went over to tell her how I feel, she told me she had gotten engaged before I could tell her. She's married now and every time I see her I hope she's getting a divorce, and feel awful for having those thoughts. I've had girlfriends, even a couple that were quite long term, but they always just felt like a hollow replacement.

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I liek nookie.

>>741375914
you monster

>>741377425
You can do exercises for this shit. Also go see a penis therapist. He'll help.

>>741378623
You dumb nigger read the fucking story. It says "bra and panties".

>>741378041
kinda yea we where drunk weedlmao

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turned neighbors daughter into a whore

>>741379036
Greentext

I have a scat fetish

>>741379011
I'm about to be the proud owner of a sex doll. I doubt I'll tell anyone I have it.

My sister let me grab her tit once and let me jerk off in her bed.

>>741378760
Kys dude..


No for real i don't give a shit, everyone has different opinion. I respect you.

>>741379179
Fucking shit!

>>741379036
You post this in every secrets thread

>>741378962
Yeah I thought of looking into the exercises. But also seeing a doctor requires insurance, finding one, having to show my dick to a stranger to judge it, explaining myself, then if there's surgery explaining to anyone why I'm in pain

>>741379267
Age?

>>741379006
>It says "bra and panties".
but /b/

>>741379403
I was 14 and she was 19. She helped me do it without actually touching me. It was actually pretty surreal.

>>741379381
Well.. You are from the US, right? Then I don't understand your system of insurance and shit. But just search on the internet, I don't think it's about surgery.

>>741379481
I stand corrected.

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i love seeing this plump bitch naked

>>741377715
How old are you now?

I'm a normie I have friends I have a girlfriend I go out I do normal people things, I come here because I want to not be a normie, I want to be different I want to be a part of a community of people who claim they hate each other but they all just want someone to love they just want to be loved, that's all

>>741379491
You lucky bastard. And never talked about it? Or touched her again?

>>741379381
>phimosis
Bro I had the same. Took me a few weeks to stretch it out. Take a hot shower and sloooowly pull it back, only a little bit each day.

i want to fuck the shit out of my sister

>>741379101
>comes from a very very poor family
>neighbor is a fuck up, drinks a lot wife must work two lame-payed jobs
>girls (2 of them) are left on their own.
>don't have any authority in life.
>youngest one caught my attention
>she was at my place several times to play with my puppies that i was giving away for free.
>since then i called her to come and play with them whenever i saw her passing by.
>always there for her, we talked, played, joking around and jokes where usually with sexual innuendo.
>noticed she liked that like every girl her age, and that was the point.
>after some time started opening to me, how she lives hard and they don't have the money.
>started giving her money like a gesture, very small amounts so she can't say no if i am very pushy.
>after some time i started buying her some stuff.
>clothes, some things for school, so we became a very good friends but she always kept it low cuz i am 33 which is just two years younger than her father.
>she started coming to my place more often and since she hit the puberty i was the one supporting her to embrace the bad girl inside she was.
>bought some booze several times,and told her that we can do this whenever she wants but only two of us alone, cuz that way she will be more up in front of the kids her age.
>i bought her cigs she started smoking. i am a smoker to so we just sat there, drank some beer and smoked a whole pack for the night.
>it was the coolest thing for her.
>every time she was a little drunk i was able to turn the party on the playing and fun side.
>we would tickle, wrestle and do stuff like that, where i could touch her and feel her body.

>>741379624
That's pretty pathetic. You don't what you got til you miss it bro. Change your shit mindset and embrace your normieness.

>>741379541
I'm in the us. I've done some research depending on the severity there's "procedures" because I also have a combo condition of phimosis and frenulum breve

>>741378623
girl ofc
>>741379591
24 25 in 1 month

>>741379651
Naw. My mother's been a social worker for like... 15 years. If she ever caught wind of it I would of been outa the fucking houae so fast. Since that night neither one of us has ever breathed a word.

A year before I met both of them, a no-longer-friend of mine put some shit on a girl's drink and raped her. That girl became my gf a couple of months ago and she told me about it. I am now how to put his ass in jail so he gets raped as well.

>>741379655
>>741379779

>>741379624
I want to be a psychopath. I almost achieved it. Wanted to kill people, wanted to kill myself, started to be kind of schizophrenic... But I so a therapist and i'm fine now..

>>741379624
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

>>741379836
0/10

>>741379708
old copy pasta with some changes

>>741379708
Hnnng , you groomed the fuck outta this slut. Cont

I voted for Hillary

>>741374072
Is that Loserfruit?

>>741380128
i voted for gary johnson

I like to watch pizza with women or girls online.

Must have done it with 20 different women.

>>741375306
Same here. Have you told her about it?

I poop standing up

>>741374072
I once crapped in an FBI agent's coffee.

Nobody has seen my penis except me for as long as i can remember.
Its not small or anything like that, i just realized the last two (only two) times i had sex, it was in the dark. Its kinda fun to pretend my dick is like an imaginary friend only i can see.

Killed a guy in selfdefens and feel terrible about that.

>>741380240
how do you watch pizza?

>>741379708
cont?

>>741380242
She's not into it

>>741379491
Like a half- Dutch rudder?

>>741380368
Why would you want that?

>>741380354
Oven has a glass door and a light.

Seriously, though, via the usual ways two people watch videos online together.

>>741380022
cont
>after several times she noticed what i was doing but played along..........
>cuz every now and then she took some money from me i guess her thoughts were "well i can return in some sort and he is a good friend"
>exactly my intention.
>after some time i started touching her more often, even when she is not drunk, and i saw she wasn't into it at all so i told her while hugging her to put a hand in my back pocked.
>she did and found a phone i bought for her.
the smile and her face was crazy wide and she hugged me strong
.used the chance to kiss her neck and lick it with my tongue.
>now she let me do that too.....
>knew the money can do stuff with her.
>my hands were all over her body that night and i didn't go down but played with her nips over her shirt.
>since she knew this was nothing that bad, in fact from her breathing i knew she likes it a lot.
>after much time ,several games, rubbing over pants and stuff like that passed before letting me dryhump her.
>i came in my pants so many times
>dry humping became normal
>took her hand several times and place it on my cock while it was hard.... and also after when i cum, just to make her curious and feel my wet junk
>it took me two months more with dryhumping and some more money to finally fuck her.......
>she has the tightest pussy ever, and i was her first

I'm still with my gf because i don't want her to suicide. I'm starting to hate her egocentric attitud and her sociopathic behavior

>>741374072
I'm a trap/cd who wants to get fucked and creampied really badly. I probably will never do this or tell anyone though because I don't want AIDS or herpes or some other shit

>>741379779
Just do it if it's bothering you. Otherwise it can work as just another excuse to not even try getting laid. Do you have insurance?

>>741380368
You ever thought of sending her messages and nudes from fake email or number and see how she responds? Get a /bro to provide said nudes

>>741380368
Will you post a pic of her?

>>741380473
So you're her sugar daddy?

>>741380504
where you from boi that 18yo dude full of energy can rekt ur anus

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>>741380473
cont
>it's been like three and a half years i think, since i am fucking this lil cutie
>because of me and stuff i bought and taught her she looks like this today.
>nobody knows i am the reason she is like this now,
>she is often at my place, sleeping over, i give her money for everything she needs and as long she is a good girl she gets money, and she knows that very well

>>741380473
Gawd moar plz. Im fapping so hard rn

>>741380280
how and why?

>>741376722
Joel Jurion

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i want to bang my sis

>>741380833
Shes so gorgeous moar?

Lived year being mentally and emotionally abused by moms boyfriend that I now have schizoid personality disorder and lack the ability to feel pretty much all emotion and lack most social skills. Been at least 6 years since I have felt any kind of emotional connection with another person.

>>741380442
I guess I want to be cuckolded?

I stole $2500 from my parents

>>741376453
fuck you

>>741374072
im cheating on my girl.when she calls and im with the other girl i pick up the phone and chat with her. she asks me what im doing and im saying 'nothing much baby just cheating on you'
she laughs because she thinks im joking

>>741380609
I've thought about trying to find a new friend who would be willing to try to seduce her.

>>741380240

how do the women like it?

>>741380730
Not today, no.

Femanon here. Am usually very well behaved but one day I was feeling reckless and horny. Literally went up to an older guy in a park and told him I wanted to blow someone and he was the lucky recipient.

I'm not sexually atractted to any of girls how anons post in 4chan. Just traps and 2D girls

>>741381362
Pics of your girl or side hoe?

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>>741381086
here's a little comparison i made.
it took crazy amount of time and money to have her on my plate but i am living the dream now

>>741381447
I want you to blow my 18yo hard cock

I have a thing for fucking virgins. Like, I have no idea why, but for some reason I'm not interested in having sex with any guy that's not a chubby virgin.

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I want my best friends little sister. Cliche. I've cum in her underwear and put it back, I've taken some of it, wear it around with my cock bulging out of her tight little panties.
I have a vibrator that's virtually the same size as my dick, and I would love to sneak it into her room, knowing her pubescent hormones wouldn't resist it, knowing that would be cumming on my cock, wondering who had given it her.
Pic related, a pair I returned because I wanted her to be wearing it. Drenched the crotch of it in my cum, and now I know she's worn it, even if it was washed.

>>741381447
Damn wish i would get lucky like that guy. Any pics of you by chance?

>>741381607
Stay away from me you degenerate.

>>741381507
no sorry,they browse

>>741381020
get treatment your weirdo

>>741381558
Too young sorry. I like older men only.

>>741381618
No pics. Tbh I'm not all that hot. Apparently I look like Sarah Silverman.

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>>741378653
Kek. That's literally exactly how I originally read them

>>741381615
Next time youre over at his crib walk around with your zipper down and no boxers. Make sure it aint too obvious and see if she looks

I just paid $1.99 just so this app wouldn't have adds.

>>741381781
Is 32, too young?

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>>741374072
I spied my mom having sex with my stepsister.

>>741374072
i love to post my gf naked pics here

>>741379036
>>741381539
Why is she so confused by the use of hairbands?

>>741381957
Age of her?

>>741380280
Kek the agent monitoring this thread probably got a little uneasy

>>741382016
26

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>>741379708
>>741380473

>>741381447
You didn't swallow though!

I fucked my sister once and came in about 5 seconds. She laughed at me and we never did is again.

>>741382155
Post??

I was in love with an underage girl (15 yrs old), I turned 20 on 4th.
I had unprotected sex with a hooker, I am sure that she got pregnant, saw her on the street once. Somehow she was clean, had myself tested.
My girlfriend doen't know either of those. We've been in a relationship since I was 17.

>>741375633
Do you and your sister tip toe lines now?

>>741377425
Had the exact same problem you had, my first time i was drunk and took the girl back to my place, it hurt and i remember bleeding.

Fucking worth it though

>>741381447
want a tip:
go to another town check internet find sex club go there and just let it go
i did it 1 time when i was 19 no one know about it
just be ready because the couples there are above 40 and the husbands will be lusting all over you

>>741380501
Leave her asap.

I secretly jerk off to both of my aunts bras and panities because their both thick and fat switch really turns me and yes i did touch their asses and tits when ever they get drunk enough

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>>741380833

>>741381781
I'm 44 and Sarah Silverman is hot as fuck. My cock needs to be in your mouth.

>>741378277
WTF is wrong with you? The inside of your pants are going to get all dirty.

>>741374072
threw in the windows of a hidden gay sauna in my hometown a couple years ago.

have a 4yr relationship, cheated a couple times with my best friend and ruined her pussy and now she hates me ,said if i had any respect for our friendship id delete the nudes and she kept quite , i kept the nudes and she kept quite.

etc etc etc

>>741381951
Perfect age!

>>741382163
Wow. Did you see my greentext last week?

>>741382427
Could be a thing to do but I'm not ready to unleash my inner slut. I'm afraid I'll go too far and never return.

>>741378653
no shit sherlock

>>741382565
Show the nudes bro!

Been having fun with my underage cousin for the past 2 years

>>741379624
Be grateful that you have friends. I have drinking buddies, not people with whom I can share my secrets.

I'm a sadistic pedophile.

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>>741382477
44 on /b/? TOPKEK you fucking wizard how high is your power level?

>>741382627
No, I figured a wackadoodle like yourself wouldn't swallow.

>>741382627
You live in north central US??

I want to take suicide but i hide it in countless layers of irony so no one notice how sad i feel and beneth another 1000 lays the utter truth that i am to scared to take my life

>>741375464
>typical 2017 neutered faggot
/b/ wouldn't even make my top 10,000

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>>741382473
as you say

>>741382992
A state that start with the letter I. So you are pretty close.

Professional sad sacks call me a developing sociopath, but they're fucking wrong. I have the tendencies of a rapist. I'd love to hear someone wail in pain.

>>741375633
Drew!?!

>>741382978
I'm married with a kid bout to be 36, been here for 10+ years

>>741374072
i sucked off my own dad in a glory hole that he secretly used to visit which i found out.
went ther prior to get an appointment behind the wall and asked if i can come spontanously.
i did, he came in my mouth and left.

was awesome

>>741383164
Im in a W state, i often pass thru several I states on trips.

>>741383164
>741383164
If it's Southern Illinois, we should meet up

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>>741380368
Why is it that guys who want their girls to sleep around, aren't into it. Yet the guys wanting faithful women find the cheaters? Is it literally just that women are that fucked up in the brain?

My biggest secret, I'm Chad turned beta from porn addiction

>>741383360
Washington. We know.

>>741383304
New research is finding semen dma in brains up to 50+ years after they got the semen in their mouth.. your dads sperm have surely made their way up to your brain by now and burrowed into the tissue, changing it, and will be there when you die.

>>741374841
come suck me off

>>741383456
He said north centeral faggot

>>741374072
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon

I'm planning on killing myself. I know I'm going to do it I just haven't figured out when or how. Most likely with a gun and within 2 years.

>>741383456
Wisconsin fucking retard

>>741383379
Haha. Sorry. Would love to but I'm with someone atm. I'm a one man kinda gal. If I'm single, that's a whole nother matter.

Damn I'm feeling hot now, I'm gonna find my greentext for you. Just imagine you're him...

Slap.

>>741383671
same, planning on ending it when i turn 45. 21 now and dont want kids so i dont see the point in it all

>>741383725
Oh shit. It IS S. Ill.?

>>741377012
Take viagra

One of my neighbors in my apartment complex is a single mom with a young daughter. I'm friendly but purely platonic with mom. Once when our maintenance guy wasn't available my neighbor called me to fix a problem with the plumbing in one of the bathrooms. When she left me a lone for a minute I went into the hamper and smelled some of her young daughter's dirty panties. They smelled phenomenal. Disney seems to be the preferred theme.

I'm going back to public school after 3 years of on and off online school and I'm getting the worst anxiety
I feel like a fucking autistic dumbass, and I worry I might fuck everything up, small town so I know I will run into people I would rather not see
Someone help me cope, give me tips on how to chill the fuck out??

>>741383154
I have been trying to do that to a girl who takes the same courses I do. How can I do it without being pushy? I have a lot of money to spend, but I am reaally unable to wait even close to that much. She comes to my place once a week to study. Any help?

>>741383274
well i have no room to talk im 28 with a family. not married but who cares about a title

>>741382627
>Could be a thing to do but I'm not ready to unleash my inner slut. I'm afraid I'll go too far and never return.

Well if you can control urself wont happen i did it only 1 time 5 years ago D

I'm an old-oldfag and I put spyware disguised as a monitoring app on my teenage daughters phone, which shows me every single thing she has typed and sent, and every single image she has taken with her phone no matter the app.

I have fapped to some of the contents.

>>741376008
Man same, mind elaborating

>>741384367
pics?

>>741384227
Do the opposite of everything your brain tells you to do

>>741383274
almost the same 9years fagg here
but a few years younger with long girlfriend and no kids we dont want to marry

>>741376008
that's called autism my friend

>>741374072
I commited a rape and murder and got away with it.

>>741377012
All in your head. If you can fuck a girl, you can fuck any girl anytime you want. Trust me.

>>741384303
only time and patience and be prepared to listen to stuff you would not care about ever in your life. but the hardest part is to maintain equality between being a jerk (which most girls at younger age like beeing dominated by an older figure and treated badly,so...."firm hand") and being a caring important person in her life she can open her soul too

I want to get fucked by dogs and lick their dicks and drink all of that cum. Going to get a dog soon.

>>741384367
Look man, I wouldn't mind if you somehow shared those contents with me.
>I could return the favor

>>741384688
dude or chick?

>>741384688
I tried it.. it was pretty gross.. their dicks are sticky and salty and it wasn't my bag.

>>741374072
When I was like 11 years old, I spent like a thousand euros from my father credit card, the best thing is that they didn't even caught me, even when the police researching.

>>741374072
I am a shitposter for the joy of shitposting everywhere.

>>741383392
pretty much the same secret
had friends many people around town i know and can hang out with had female friends and girlfriends hang out with the "cool popular kids"
average looking tall slim girls always liked me

turned into social tard with anxiety for no fucking reason i blame the internet the easy porn and myself

I sucked 3 dicks.. one was my best friends (made shit awkward), one was my brothers, and one was my land lords..

>>741384768
Dude
>>741384796
Yum

>>741384227
not a lot anyone here can do for your anxiety. just stay cool and understand everyone in public school is self conscious and generally retarded

I am the girliest sluttiest girl ever. Ideally I'd wear a short-ish skirt, heels and pantyhose to the office every day, where I'd have several guys who I was fucking and/or sucking and none of them would know about each other. After work I'd dress even sluttier, hit up a bar, and cocktease guys all night for the sexual gratification of knowing they'd practically kill to get in my panties but never will. I would deliberately chat up obvious betas all night and make them think they stand a chance and then humiliate them by leaving with some stud who slaps my ass on our way out and makes me suck him off in his car.

Thing is I'm a dude and the idea of being with guys doesn't turn me on at all unless I'm in a completely female role in the situation. Shit sucks.

>>741384659
I was really thinking about that, but she has a cousin to which she always opens up. No one else. Her family works in Norway so this cousin is the closest to family.
The problem is that I already was in a relationship with her cousin and she seems reluctant to any kind of discussion about sex or any of the sort (the relationship went reeeeaaally bad).
My problem is that I am fucking hipnotized by her beautiful, blushy face and her brown eyes, I just can't let her go like that. Is there any kind of fixing what I did? Or can I just corrupt her?

>>741385070
That is highly interesting my man. Tell me more

i found my cousins fresh used dildo(hairbrush) with a lot of vagoo slime today and taste it. yummy

One night while I was pulling an all nighter, I went into my sisters room at about three in the morning, spread her legs, moved her panties to the side and took pictures of her eight year old pussy.

>>741385070
>none of them would know about each other
lol trust me they all knew

My mom told me the best is with black guys but I better marry a white guy

>>741383589
Blue Lagoon? First or remake? Where was it shot anon, answer me that

>>741384227
visit doctor and tell him about it he can help you with medicine dont take pills on your own

in school just be nice and polite to people observe they behavior and try to figure out what they like. for example the guy with football t shirts and stuff you can start talking sports with him and so on just be nice to people and you will be ok
but if you anxiety is getting in a way just go see doctor the early you do it the better

>>741376453
Welcome to married life anon

>>741385070
>I'm a dude
So you're gay. Got it

>>741383931
Not telling.

Anyhoo....

> 22 femanon
> I'm prolly 6/10 but long hair and good body from constant working out so if you see me in passing or you are drunk I'm an 8
> jogging in park
> see hot older guy ahead doing chin ups, about 35, not wearing shirt, like real good torso
> no one else around
> heart is pounding. dont remember exactly how conversation went but something like this. go up to him and flat out say 'want sex?'
> he looks shocked real awkward, just hangs there in front of me
> crickets
> I try again, 'Im serious, i wanna blow a guy right now, I want it to be you, if youre not down I'll find someone who is'
> he says hes married, doesn't feel right
> im surprized, give him a disgusted look and start walking away
> he jumps down calls out 'hang on, are you serious? Is this a real thing?'
> yup, no strings, just wanna do a favor for someone
> 'Well OK then'
> we walk over to a big ass tree, get inside it
> have some privacy but if someone walked right past they would see us
> he leans against the trunk, kiss
> his hands go all over me
> asks me my age, I lie tell him just turned 20
> fingers pressing my pussy, I push them away 'not part of the deal'
> his body is slimy with sweat
> he smells, big turn on for me
> we reach down together and pull his shorts down
> i lean down and take them off completely
> he's now only wearing shoes
> put shorts on the ground I rest my knees on them
> face to face with his junk, he's hairy
> I tell him 'you ready'
> he doesn't answer. Dont think hes able to put words together. Still seems freaked out


Cont

>>741385166
i will just say go the easiest way if you know what i mean

>>741384489
Makes sense, easy stuff. Thanks

>>741382565
How did you ruin her pussy?

i let my dog lick my dick and asshole till i cum and let him slurp it up like a good doggy

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I jerk off to traps.....a lot

>>741374072
Findom is ruining my life but I'm addicted and can't stop.

>>741384973
Well youre not wrong, i guess that makes me retarded, which i wont deny, shit just sucks

>>741380354
Welcome newfriend

>>741380349
Story

>>741385412
pretty sure im trans tbh but you do you

>>741385809
hormones / surgeries ?

>>741385421

> go in for the kill
> hold onto it and hold the head up
> start sucking
> it smells funky from the workout but I don't care
> just take it all in, hold it in place and bring my lips back and forth
> feel it kick and grow
> he gets instaboner
> shit, he's not big, just a little over 4 inches
> i've unleashed a real slut mode in myself
> its like i cant get enough of him in my mouth, head going back and forth like crazy
> meanwhile hand down there fingering myself
> really enjoying sucking on a complete stranger
> he's going wild, its like he's never had a bj before
> is grinding his hips feeding my mouth while holding my head in place
> can't believe I'm doing this and letting myself be treated this way
> lost all track of time, maybe 5 mins in
> he starts grunting
> damn, I coulda gone for longer
> here comes the money shot
> I can't decide if swallow or not
> his legs buckle and he let's out a hnnngggg
> i chicken out, get mouth off as he cums, it flies onto the ground beside me
> I fap the last bit out of him
> I latch back on for a second, and give him a big smile as he looks at me
> look on his face is shock/terror/bliss/guilt
> I stand up, kiss him again, tongue down each others throats for a minute or so
> kissing a naked random dude ive just blown in the middle of a park is the hottest feeling ever
> Im outta there
> as I walk out of branches look back to see him putting shorts on, I'm proud but disgusted with myself
> coast is clear I vamos home
> cream myself in the shower wondering how I could have done something so stupid which could have gone real bad real quick.

I mean he was a big guy, he could easily have overpowered me and taken more than I was offering.

I'm sure I'm not the only femanon who has surprized a man like this. Going about your normal day and suddenly an offer of sex. I imagine it might be like winning the state lottery. I enjoyed it, would like to do it again but too dangerous, so probably won't. In fact I know I won't.

I abducted aliens and shoved a rod up their ass...You know for science.

>>741385386
My mom doesnt want me doing therapy, she thinks people would talk shit about it, small town so i guess it makes sense but she really fucked up all her kids with that kind of mentality

>>741385297
Mom said black guys are for Fucking but I better give her white grand babies

>>741385494
I sure fucking do know.
As soon as I get back to IL I'll take care of the business. After all, so what if that girl refuses me, it'll be the only person that does. I gotta grow some balls and use'em. After all, if it all works fine I'll get myself a sex slave! Thanks for your story and advice. That got me going.

saw a real brother and sister fucking at a party no one else did and no know about it they didnt see me

>>741383508
thanks, that comforts me.
always a part of him in me

>>741385862
not yet but ive started hair removal lol

>>741385896
Wanna get married?

I have an ice fetish and i raped my younger brother with ice

>>741385713
I feel bad for you.

>>741378846
Age?

>>741374072
want to bang my best and only friend's 11yo sister. he knows I have the hots for her but he trusts and expects me not to. have play wrestled with her before, my idea, but he doesn't know about that.

I don't know how long I can hold it until I burst

>>741385868
A+

>>741381406
they usually love it and cum hard.

>>741386045
Thanks. I probably deserve it though.

>>741385872
go on your own also no one will know if you dont tell to people
the doctor wont go around talking about it he have better things to do

>>741385680
I tried to fuck a toy poodle. Dick way too big. Rubbed on asshole and pussy. Came on her pussy and used my finger to push cum in her pussy.

>>741385868
Scary.

>>741381952
how old was step-sis? Mom's kid or her husband's kid?

>>741382735
hot

>>741386196
i want to fuck a dog but unfortunately mine is male :(

>>741374072

i have a huge vore fantasy and i cant stop fapping to porn of it

I need to stop but the good old 'just dont do it' doesnt work anymore

i am so into it at the moment that im making fetish accounts to roleplay/talk to people about it

Nobody knows, i am a very social and healthy guy in my normal life, GF doesnt know but i know she doesnt like the fantasy

>>741375172
Me too, but other people's suicides. I think about the cucks, gay incest, furfags, and trapfags just drinking bleach together in unison.

>>741375306
Where donyou live. I might be able to help with that!

One time, I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>741386489
gross, faggot

>>741386489
Sicko

>>741386181
Well, still underage so i dont know how i would get it under her nose without her noticing

>>741386136
I don't understand findom, but can you maybe try to let me understand why it is your fetish?

I want to ruin a particular persons life. Not physically harm or anything like that, but get them fired,fuck up their car, spread nudes of them every where, all the petty shit. I am not a vengeful person but this person has it coming. Ill get over it b/

>>741375700
>>>things that never happened

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>>741386489
YUCK

>>741386489
Rported to the authorities. This is the mosdt disgusting thing I have ever seen on /b/ and probably ever will, just for reference - I shitposted for 9 years and lurked for way more. Thanks for the nightmares you psycho.

>>741379265
post pic of your sex doll

>>741374072
Holy shit that;s so hot

>>741386067
I know an 11 yr old I wanna fuck like mad. So frustrating.

I have feelings for a very close friend of mine and we have been friends for about a year now.

I once cheated on my gf with a boy AND another girl. Fun ride. She doesn't know.

>>741385297
>Racist conspiracy post detected

>>741386880
Fuck it up...literally

>>741386885
same time? separate?

>>741386999
Separate. All of them thought we had an relationship at that time

i wait for my wife to leave for work or out of town shopping, etc and use her butt plugs and didlos on my ass. i also grab her used panties and sniff the crotches deep and hard as i jack off like this. i especially like the ones with extra pussy discharge in them, makes me blow really hard