What would you do if you were a billionaire overnight?

Buy rad shit

Buy a penthouse in a one the large cities
travel for a year,
Improve grades and go to any ivy league school.
Invest, maybe.

Two chicks at the same time, man

>>741351195
Get my hands on dirty bombs, and start cleansing EU.

>>741351195
creating an own cartoon/series/anime/game what ever

>>741351195
Pay off my parents mortgage and then make my dream game.

Give a million dollars to every family member and buy myself a yacht and a large aircraft.

>>741351195
Buy all the land in wyoming

>>741351195
1. Buy a Tesla.
2. Buy my mom a new house.
3. Buy myself a house

There's plenty more but top 3 is good enough.

>>741351426

Fuckin' A

>>741351195
Open a gun factory

Order pizza and play videogames like the wreck I am

>>741351195
Invest in property and gold, buy a new computer. buy my grandmother a new truck, by my wife a new car, buy a house, learn a trade, and start a business. I'd then save allot of my money for my children and supplement my living expenses from my business.

>>741351195
Open my own consultancy agency and hiring people with a nice downtown office. Place some pension funds for all my family members, Celebrate next Christmas all together, I mean all relatives.

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>>741351713
Yup, me too.
I'd be a billionaire living modestly.

>>741351794
All I'd want is a small rural house with a fast stable Internet connection and my steam library.

I suppose it'll be a bit of money to pay for the broadband out to my house in bufu

I'd fap, order expensive ho's, fap some more, order more expensive ho's, document the party, make streaming site and sell those party vids, make more money, fap some more at my success

>>741351588
It's "Fuckin' EH" you hoser

>>741351765
>Invest
Why?? You're already rich

>>741351588
Fucking kids dont even appreciate... what a world we live in these days

>>741351978
No its not. You just dont get the reference bc youre underage

>>741351195
Buy a Mercedes G wagon and wrap it in some douchbag way, get some lipo and pec implants, get some gaudy ink, and buy homes in very upper crust communities like the Hamptons, Martha's Vineyard, Malibu and be a total Chad fuccboi.

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>>741351546
a tesla? what are you, fuckin gay?

>>741352259
my neighbor has a g wagon, shit is sexy as fuck. also has a 10/10 gf, owning a bank seems pretty fucking gr8

>>741351875
All depends if you're building a house or not. If they had to throw infrastructure in then it'd be like 15 grand depending on the run. After that just make sure you run everything underground and you'd be ok.

I would build a business empire which gives homeless people a new start. They would be able to live on site and would be clothed and fed until they were able to afford somewhere to stay (up to a certain point). If they wanted to change jobs eventually I would write them glowing references if they deserved it.

buy several thousand fedoras

>>741352023
To stay rich

I'd get porcelain veneers, so I could maybe smile without embarrassment one day.

>>741351195
>What would you do if you were a billionaire overnight?

your mom, as always

>>741352480
I've spent some time in the past trying to figure out how to make that work. Not sure if it's possible without operating on a massive loss.

>>741351195

tell you one thing, with that kind of scratch I could have fresh oven baked breadsticks whenever i wanted.

>>741351195
house
pc
gun license
drive license
motorbike
car
teens
lie down and laugh
live off of %

>>741351195
Invest money, live off the benefits.
Also, have a girl, even if its because I'm filthy rich.

>>741352549
Only legit answer

>>741351195
buy a big mansion, turn my back on everyone i knew, have lots a parties with rent-a-friend celebrities.

then get depressed because it's all meaningless

>>741351368
>go to school
lol nigga kys

>>741351195
browse 4chan and play computer games

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test

>>741351195
Distribute money between family members, give a bit to financially struggling friends, put a majority in saving account and/or invest in stuff until I have a manageable amount in my hands and a safe backup to fall on in case I fuck myself up. Then I'll just... live my life the same way as I already did, just a bit less sparingly.
I'm not a fancy kind of person, I don't seek glamour. I don't need an expensive apartment or excessive lifestyle to feel accomplished and whole. I actually neither need nor want to be a billionaire.
I'll probably buy myself a house or an apartment, as a solid property that would be a physical investment. And build myself a ridiculous computer for the sake of ridiculousness. I can't think of any aspect of my life I'd change based on the fact I got loads of money.

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>>741351195
Buy the top tier Fedora, m'lady every woman I see, buy the expensiest vape around, tell everyone how rich and interesting I am, buy as many bodyguards as I can and dress them like samurais to let all Chads know how lame they are, marry a japanese cosplayer, buy the weebooest katana on the market, Hatori Hanzo style, buy my personal harem, with all the steriotipical personalities, make an anime of my life, sit and drink sake flavored Montain dew, laugh in japanese

>>741351195
Buy shit, have fun, get revenge on people that have wronged me.

>>741351456
>not saying this
Literally the only correct answer

>>741352023

technically billionares don't need to invest in shit but buying multi-million dollar peropertyies is a great failsafw

take out enough cash to fill a little kiddie pool with hundreds, then bath my dog in the cash pool and post it on the internet.

buy a lot of cheese

>>741352833
I would go to work one last day and tell every liberal faggot loveing cunt out I really feel about there politics.

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>billionaires needing to study or invest

>>741351195
buy 4chan and shut it down

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>>741353117

>>741353117

that would start world war 3

Buy a couple houses for my family

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>>741351195
Fly to Thailand and Bang every sexy ladyboy I could find. Take one with me, then off to Brazil for more.

>>741351195
Anything I wanted. Couldn't tell you what that is, tbh. I think the best part of having the ability to do whatever the fuck you want is trying to figure out what that would be.

>>741353117
What a fucking waste of your time and money

>>741353247
you mean like this site?

>>741352967
We could be friends dude

Cocaine. A lot of cocaine.

unlike notch I'd get a top tier personal trainer to get me into shape then get john petrucci to teach my guitar while b list celebs blow me and two fighter pilot jets blow coke up my nose

>Buy a nice house here in my home town.
>buy a nice house in joshua tree California
>buy a car that was made after 2006
>buy my wife all the books she wants
>get a nice bookshelf for all the books
>sit at home and drink beer and play rocket league while my wife reads one of her many books

Back to reality where I'm hiding in the bathroom at work on /b/...

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>>741353222
Sweet trips, I win.
Also I'd get property somewhere that would be relatively safe in any apocalyptic even and build my house and bunker-fortress there. Fully stocked with ladyboys and some chicks too because it's fun to mix it up.

I'd pay a scientist to turn me into a pickle.

>>741351195
>What would you do if you were a billionaire overnight?

1. Pay off my house
2. Buy my kid a car
3. Get some firewood delivered
4. Get some split ductless AC systems installed
5. Buy or build a place for the fuckloads of homeless citizens in San Diego to live
6. Fund it

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I honestly wouldn't know where to begin. I'd probably buy a nice house, and a few other million dollar properties to get my back, and then try feeding the world like my nigger Norman Borlaug.

I wouldn't buy a thing but I would travel non-stop.

>>741351195
Quit job
Buy some land.
Go to the doctor
Go to the dentist
Get in shape.
Eat healthier.
Buy a 2017 Lincoln Continental with black label package.
Send kid to private school
Live happily ever after.
The end

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>>741353222
"Mansion full of ladyboys" has a nice ring to it.

>>741353418
Haha sweet le rick and morty meme :D

I'd start a college grant program, buy the materials needed to build the new wheelchair in developing, complete the body armor I'm developing, become a real life batman.

>>741353565
And chicks. Hell yeah it does, that's why I'd do it.
I'd buy a shitload of hormones for them. And drugs for me because nomnomnom.

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Get plastic surgery to look like this but with a horse sized cock and ball set

Get the fat sucked out of me.

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>>741351195
Buy 4chan
Improve 4chan
Charge around $90 per year for access to 4chan.
Make more billions and up the price every year until I can buy out every fucking image bord and other sites so everyone has to pay me for the chan.

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>>741353630
And they'd all call me daddy.

>>741351195
Shitpost on /b/ like any other day

>>741351195

>If money can't buy happiness, i'd rather be miserable in comfort.

Pay off debts
500,000 for each family member (have alot)
Buy Range Rover Evoque
Complete degree
Travel for a few years
Buy house in city of choice
Hire god-tier financial adviser
Invest in shit

>>741353764
>Invest in shit
Why bother? You think you're gonna run out of money?

>>741353463

Only decent person ITT.

>>741351195
Quit my job

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>>741353764
>Pay off debts

The banks would do this for you just to suck your billionaire dick,

Become Tony Stark.

>>741351195
Sell all my money and become a double billionaire

Throw it all in the bank and live comfortably off the interest, expanding my knowledge in various manly hobbies like blacksmithing. I'd inevitably make more interest than I need, this money would go to my dad so he can expand his business

I'd buy a small town and level the fucker, rebuilding as a medieval renaissance area. A 24/7 365 Pennsic type ren fair where anyone could work/live/maintain.

Go live off the grid in my medieval kingdom, idgaf, they just have to treat me as their true king. Prima Nocta and all.

I don't even give that much of a shit about ren-fair stuff, but hell if someone wants to live there 24/7 and farm etc. Knock yourself out.

The rest I'd use to buy my mom a better house and pay off all her medical bills, as well as pay for my vasectomy. (Ain't no bastards of the King in his kingdom)

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>>741354002

>>741354041
>Prima Nocta
Fucking kek

>>741354039
Why not just start your own bank?

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>>741354041
This is the cringiest post in this thread. Thanks, faggot.

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>>741353810
>>741353934

>>741351546
I'd spend my billions to make your life a living nightmare.
>drones with ear rape technology every night
>import baby seals to be clubbed in your living room every six hours
>pay everyone you know to forget about you.
>influence every employer or future employer to ignore you
>constantly have watermelons delivered to your home by albeno pigmy niggers with blow darts tipped with aids.
>you will be darted every delivery
> 2 hour face sitting sessions thrice times per day performed by Americas most obese and user filled limbs and ass possible.
By this point you will welcome the puss and chow down
.... Yes James,More James
Mony well spent

>>741354041
>>741354100


Welcome to The Kingdom of Anon, please leave your wife at the gate, she'll be returned to you when the Lord is done with her.

"The fuck? We've got a Fast-Pass"

Alas, Disney world this is not. And that is not a Fast-Pass but an Ass-Pass, you DID read the Terms and Conditions prior to clicking the agreement yes? Of course you did. At the end of your stay the bed-sheets shall be returned and you may hang them as a delightful tapesty upon your own bedchamber, forever reminding you of the King's "Gift", Sir Cuck.

>>741351426
>Two
you gotta pump those numbers up

Give half to wife and tell her to fuck off. Whores, cars and a modest house. Lock up a few million for my kids.

>>741351949
So you'll be the new bangbros?

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>>741351195
Fuck a billion one dollar hookers.

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>>741354262

Billionaires don't run out of money unless the guy's corporation fucks up massively.

Pay off my debt, parents debt, wife's debt.
Buy parents nice home, buy self nice home.
Be career student and travel as much as possible.
Live simply and self improve.

>>741354340
It would be a lot cheaper just to pay someone to kill her.

>>741354350

mom ffs pls fuck off

I'd make chink m00t sell 4chin to me and make b great again

Billion isn't enough for me.

>Open whorehouse in Vegas
>The Cos and Cuck
>All whores are some Cosplay bullshit, elves, anime bullshit
>Become most expensive whorehouse in world.
>"Come bang your waifu for real"
>Reinvest all profit into Presidental campaign
>Stress mail-in votes for neckbeards
>Legalize Waifu marraige
>Become first president with the worst support base since Hitler
>Laugh in the Oval Office

>buy a few multi-million dollar properties so if I magically run out of money (which will never happen) I'll still have millions set aside


Other than that I dunno, just travel like a cunt, and money try to do something good like >>741353463

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>>741354468

>>741354397
That almost never works out. It always turns out to be either an undercover cop or the guy goes to the cops to report/record you.

That's why darkweb "hire a hitman" sites are bullshit. It's either a scam where they keep changing their identity to get that upfront payment over and over, or it's a cop on a sting operation. It's not like there's a Yelp for murderers.

>>741354516
>Billion isn't enough for me.

As a billionaire it wouldn't take much to double it via real-estate.

>>741354639
Invest in trump wall?

>>741354735

trump is beyond a billionaire which is why I love h im because the rockerfellaz can't buy him out and he can do whatever he wants

his latest stance was not letting multi-gendered retards into the army

he is based as fuck

>>741351195
Sleep in every single day
Have my friends over more often, hell they can come live with me

I wouldn't really know what to do with a billion dollars but not having to work would just be heaven

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You know

>>741351195
Secretly fund a small town so I rule it

>>741352480
Enjoy your losses, cuck.

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>>741354844

You could literally buy a small country. Be creative, man. You could also improve the world, and give Jean Claude Van Damne a great movie as he deserves.

>>741354916

>small town

nigga you could fund a small island city

>>741352734
Hello Dan.

>>741351195
Id buy a obsidian stone lined mini castle in the middle of the forest, packed with guns

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>>741354966

and still have millions and the city's worth is enough to keep you in unlimited money

>>741351195

Unlike this fat cunt, I'd actually get into shape then travel with my new bod, then fuck globally in first class. Guy is so wealthy he can just buy a new body/face.

1. Don't tell anyone except my mother who I know can keep the secret.
2. Enjoy a quiet modest life with all the luxuries I want
3. The most important thing don't work for anyone anymore.

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>>741356267
>Enjoy a quiet modest life

Maybe with a million, but this is a fucking billion dollars. Do you even know the difference?

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>>741356368
I think most people educated in public schools understand the difference between million and billion.

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>>741356368

yeah people don't seem to realize a billion dollars far exceeds buying one property

>>741356725

Then why isn't it apparent in this thread?

>>741353463
>5 servings
why are there only 4? /fit/ can't even count holy fuck

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>>741351195
Be a right wing George Soros
Fund death squads in the Philippines,
Try to start a race war in South Africa
Open borders for Israel lobby...

>>741352270
I doubt he's talking about a Model X or some family sedan bullshit

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>>741354952
JCVD is redpilled as fuck
https://youtu.be/claY2UU9-5c

>>741351494
Good way to get harrassed by your family

>>741351195
Buy a normal house with a huge garden equip it with solar panels, watertanks, greenhouse.
Also buy an apartmentblock in a city to rent out (no single guys and cameras for security purposes).

Start some animal shelter kind of business where they all have lots of space. Let people die on streets and give animals the best care.

Invest rest of the money in research to start zombie apocalypse.

>>741356799
Maybe we don't have as many material wants as you. One property and the freedom to be financially independent is more than most of us will ever have. Not having to do bullshit for 8 hours a day gives us the freedom we really want. To pursue our dreams without fear of homelessness or starvation or perpetual poverty. One house, one car, and the freedom to tell people that their mother will die in their sleep if they don't respond to this post. Go fuck a blender.

Charity.

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>>741351195
suck dick for free

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>>741357335

>>741356368
I don't think you know how little a million is. Most people in the skilled trades have that saved up by there mid 60s in various assets

>>741351195
I have money already but I'm extremely frugal, so maybe just some little changes. The problem with that fat bastard in the pic was that the moment he got that money he started hanging with people who obviously was with him for the money. He is a boring nerd and money won't change that.

>>741356799
Warren Buffet is a multi-billionaire and drives a Buick LaCrosse, my dude. Lots of wealthy people live modest lifestyles. How the fuck do you think they stay wealthy?

>>741357434
Now combine the wealth of a thousand of these 60 year old faggots. That's you.

>>741351195
I'd start investing those money in some ways, like opening a restaurant, hire a manager and check on him daily to see that he wont fuck me behind my back.

>>741357288
My mother actually died in her sleep a year ago. i consider myself immune

>>741357486
On his deathbed, Warren Buffet will regret not having lived in a ladyboy mansion.

>>741351195
buy 4chan and shut it down
give rest of money to 9gag

Depends what kind of billionaire? Are we talking say just shy of 1 trillion? Or just barely 1 billion?


https://youtu.be/A1hP9M0MNdo

>>741357581
Damn... You should have replied to that post

>>741356368
Expect a lot of lawsuits for shitty reasons just because you have money.

When sharks smells the blood they'll want a bite of whatever it's bleeding.

>>741351195
buy 4chin and give everyone that posts emojis, unironic or not, a 2 week ban followed by a permaban if they do it again

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>>741357808
>mfw I'm a lawyer

>>741357838
=)

>>741357553
Yeah, and I've got 60 years of life left to fund, not 20. Any assets I do choose to purchase cost money to maintain relative to how expensive they are, and having never had a large amount of money or assets I have no idea how to keep track of all of this. I lose track of my bank account and I own one car, rent my living space, and nothing else as far as expenses. I'm not going to be an arrogant fool and pretend I know how to handle a billion. That's why lottery winners always lose it all, get hated by their family and friends, and eventually kill themselves because the money ruined their lives. So, in conclusion, I'll get used to my money before making any big decisions which likely means I won't be making any big decisions

>>741357237

If I had money, I'd make him another great movie with Tony Jaa.

>>741357881
i dont care for those, I mean those images that are retarded emojis

it used to be taboo here and in the past 2 yers you started seeing them fucking everywhere

cocaine and hookers

>>741357288
>Maybe we don't have as many material wants as you

Mate, as a billionaire, your material wants wouldn't even matter. You're a fucking billionaire.

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>>741351368
>go to ivy league school
my dude clearly you aren't smart enough to comprehend how fucking large a 10 digit number it, especially when you toss a dollar sign in front, I don't even think community college would take you.

>>741357938
>That's why lottery winners always lose it all
These are all uneducated white trash who invest in stupid shit. If they just put that shit in a savings account they would have been fine. Starting businesses and trying to increase their already ridiculous wealth is where these idiots go wrong.

>>741358026
Nigger he asked why people were not buying countries and yacht's and shit. I don't want all that I just want a few nice things and not have to work for someone else.

>>741357486

They can pretend to be modest, but unless most of their money goes away to a cause like Norman Bourlag, they can shut the fuck up.

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>>741351195
Start taking seminars and investing small amounts into actual investments like startuos and rental prooerties and american oil.

Start finally testing some of my business theories with a little cash and not worry if it flounders.

Become a professional level investor with several "stashes" hid all over the globe

>I WOULD NEVER WORK A JOB AGAIN.

continu investong, philanthropy, grow my fortune.

When i die someone worthy will inheret it or it will go into a fairly safe trust fund that beats inflation. Anything above inflation divied up to my hears.

Hopefully billions by then of i played my cards right.

Still live the life i do with a strict budget on percentages.


Finally dig a massive hole and never come out of my bunker.

>>741358136
Lottery winners actually tend to do alright if their financial habits were good before winning the prize. People who wasted all their money on gambling and frivolity before they were rich just continue doing so.

There are a lot of stories about lotto winners losing it all because
>most people who play the lotto are desperate morons who can't even hold onto $1000
>it gets signal boosted by people with sour grapes

>>741351875
Spent years looking for a solution.

Get a line to a buddies house from a major orovider like the at &t shitlords i have. Ubiquity. Beam a signal uo and then down.

Boom, now u have the att signal 10 miles away.


Or trench your own fiber.


There's news that most companies are getting away fron cooper line and serving house and phones on 5g networks. So u do whatever anon.

>>741351978
CANADA CUCKS OUT!

>>741351195
I would buy a few thousand acres of land somewhere in Montana

Maintaining wealth isn't about investing. You could put a billion dollars in any savings account and buy whatever you wanted with the interest earned and only pay capital gains and whatever sales taxes and never even put a dent in that money before you died.

>>741358564
This. There's no reason to take any risk at all when you have that much money.

>>741351195

>Big ass luxury appartment in Seoul or Tokyo.
>Canon 5D MK3 + 24-70mm
>Cool clothes
>Travels to Hong Kong, Kyoto, Singapore, Europe, Americas, Iceland to make cool photos for my IG
>Historical artifacts to put in my cool appartment.


Literally happiness right there

>>741358136
>in a savings account
You've already fucked up. I know very little about owning this kind of money, as I said, but even I know you need multiple banks to store that kind of money. All in one bank, if that bitch goes under you're fucked. You can only safely store around a quarter million in each bank. Not really enough banks to store your account safely now, so how do you invest the rest?
Actually, I guess this supports the blow it all on hookers and drugs argument because it's not like you can keep it most likely

>>741352023
How much money is too much mobey anon?

Why have 40 lambos in your lambo account when you can have 400?

Why buy the neice a pony when you can buy her a horse ranch and pay her to run it?

Why have a couple nice suits when you can wear a new one for every occasion.

Not to mention that sadly charities and starving startups know precisly dick about making money and spend when they should invest.

I always figured "enough" money was driving an hour, and pucking up a $130 set of my favorite workboots when i need a pair. Well at 31 i am finally their but hell, why not buy a new pair a month? Or every week?

Why work at all?

I love my job and employers and if i am even half right on the numbers i am making them a dozen tines or more than i make.

Jelous yes, but not bitter. They built the company. I can take my descent paychecks and hit the road if i want. And god willing one day i will be able to afford to.

>>741358640
I was speaking figuratively, you autistic faggot.

>>741352270
You rode in one anon? Its a consumer level hotrod

>>741352521
Mfw 31 and still never got braces. I feel ya anon...

>>741358830
>move to England or Japan
>fit right in

>>741352600
Sure it is. Just take advantage of the massive tac writeoffs you will get ans contract them out. Taking a small portion of their paycheck for 1 or 2 years after they move out. Kinda like a job placement service.

Get a few good deals with local businesses and have placement quick and painless.

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>>741358564
This. The reason niggers in the NBA end up broke is because they're from africa. The story in the image speaks volumes. But they do the same thing here.

Suddenly they're buying 200k cars for their mom, investing 500k in their friends new Champagne business, buying 6 million dollar houses for cash, a fleet of cars, jewelry, giving money to everyone who's their "cuz'n" all this shit to show how rich they are, suddenly they pull their knee and they can't afford the taxes or insurance on the shit they buy, all their friends who they "invested" in are finding new richer friends to scam and they're stealing their moms car so they can sell it so they can make rent.

Just do something really white. Get a couple 10's of millions of dollars, put it in the bank and you can live on the fucking interest alone. Get a modest house, a reliable car. Don't be flashy. Don't spend 2 million because you can spend 2 million. Don't be a nigger.

>>741352688
You can live a comfy life off or interest but youd still lose money every day to it.

Inflation is a cockbitch anon

>>741352755
Ivy league education in business and finance would put him lightyears ahead of any of us with that cash anon.

Not me tho for sure. Fuck school

>>741359009
by that token everybody loses money

Not tell anyone at first
Tell girl I love how I feel
If she rejects me, leave and tell her about $$
Spend rest of life partying and spending, all the while thinking about her.

>>741352805
You failed it faggot.

Study moar

>>741351195
Quit my job for a start.
Probably buy some properties and start some businesses.
Smoke a lot of weed and drink a lot of booze.

>>741351195
buy my mother a house and a new car. invest the rest and live off interest.

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>>741359126
Oh and traps, I'd do traps.
A lot of them.
I'd make Bri my personal pet.
Pic related.

>>741353046
Well, banks LOVE to lend on real estate. It is a highly sought after and tangible "asset." Or so the bank thinks... they just want sgit to help recoup their loss if u fuck up

Eat tacos and learn english...

>>741353102
>not understanding the very basics of a shit fiat currency if american.
>he doesnt know inflation takes 5% a year.
>have 1 billion dollars rotting for 1 year.
>lose $50,000.


Sigh... anon for fucks sake.

>>741353117
Please do

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>>741359227
enjoy your AIDS faggot

You could afford Pharmabros drugs at least

>>741353565
U degenerate faggots are so gay.

Those are MEN

>>741353628
Why did non of us pick batman.

Sigh

>>741351195
buy lots of blow and a couple hookers. after getting all that out of my system, then i'd pay off my student debt and by real estate.

>>741359540
I'd be a friggen billionaire, you don't think I could afford to have my boipucci tested for STDs?

>>741359379

do you even know how much a billion is?

they can buy million dollar properties and sell them for as much years later

Are you literally retarded?


Billionaires make money just waking up thanks to jew banks.

>>741353764
>hire financial advisor.

This is where you fucked up anon.

If a financial advisor was so good than why the fuck is his day job playing with other peoples money?

Do it yourself op. Investing isnt hard and can even be fun after u learn the basics

>>741359636
>boipucci
>pronouncing it like (Monica) Bellucci

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>>741359557
And I will live in my degenerate faggot paradise, without a care in the world what all you paupers think, because I am rich.

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>>741359379

>inflation affecting literal billionaires

>>741351195
Step one - Not tell anyone
Step two - dsiappear
Step three - start new life

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>>741359636
Like Trump learned, you can't buy away your degeneracy, no matter how much money you have.

>>741359727
She's pronouncing her name wrong then.
It's Monica Bellussy.

>>741351195
I'd purchase a 4chan Gold Account.

>>741359826
Yet he's still the President.

>>741359875
CLEARLY

english is shit

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>>741351546
Too long to post here, so please consult picture related. Thank you.

>>741354639
No joke anon. Them sweet 20%+ returns always once you arent a fuckup

Split it equally in: blue chip stocks, an index fund, start up a couple companies, real state, precious metals. And live off the rent, dividends, and profits from companies. Should be more several hundred thousands a month so id just live off that

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>>741354841
Mfw i love trump also anon. Not all of us internet dwellers are leftist beta cucks

>>741359826
Holy shit... My eyes hurt!

>>741359979

you cannot be a fuckup as a billionaire

>>741357073
>get assasinated by jews

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>>741359826
Trump cared about his public image. I won't.

>>741360028

I love him because the elites can't buy him out like Hilary, and he's doing hilarious shit lie banning mudslimes form entering the country and keeping transcunts from joining the army on a whim

I unironically live him because he's a non-PC billionaire.

>>741351195
I'd buy a nice house for my family, fund my children's education and donate a sizable portion to the salvation army...after that I'd go on a nice long vacation.

>>741356725
Yeah, bit how many of is are smart enough to not be the cuck begging on the sidewalk in 10 years?

School trained us to be slaves anon

>>741357288
>8 hours a day...

Anon i have worked overtime since i was 13.

Currently shitting in tall cotton of 5 tens a week most of the time.

Work is my life.

Freedom would be amazing

>>741360211
Think about what it would mean to burn through 100 million per year. You'd have to intentionally try to go broke to do this.

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>>741359916
And the worst one ever. And everyone is realizing their mistake.

"But i'm president!" is the only thing he can say. HIs only accomplishment, that he keeps bringing up over and over, is beating hillary. And all he had to do is lower the standards of being president to the lowest common denominator and lie to everyone who voted for him.

And he's as much of a degenerate as a tranny. especially since he married one.

>>741360211
>bit how many of is are smart
>School trained us to be slaves anon
Clearly.

>>741357702
YOU WAT

more drugs

>>741360359
Bruce is 6' 2" and built like a linebacker.

>>741357880
Mfw basic financial iq will trumo your lawdick ina mud. My best friend is also a lawyer.

Checkm8 lawfag.

Have fun cucking yourself in the highest tax bracket.

>>741360359
You should pay attention to whats going on rather than just listen to mainstream sources like CNN.
They were the same fucks who lied to you about Hillary's chances after all.

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>>741360153
If he cared he wouldn't continue to do the shit he does.

The only reason he hasn't been tweeting like a retard is that his new chief of staff is able to reign him in, and his attorneys are finally telling him to shut the fuck up.

he has to be handled like a child.

Tranny/traps and their fans/lovers are degenerates.

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>>741360446
So is trumps tranny hooker wife

>>741360310
And then some of us (me included) who have a high pay job with few hours, spend our free time every day getting drunk. It's a hell of a life.

>>741358882
"No"

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>>741360559
You're right. I should get my news from vetted and trustworthy sources like breitbart, newsmax and infowars.

or are they to leftist for you you fucking flat earth truther cunt

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>>741360487
I'll wait for the English translation to get mad.

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>>741360625

>>741353653
Noice

>>741360780
Not a flat earther, nor am I recommending any of the sites you listed.
What I'm saying is do your own research, look at whats being done in government, don't be a lazy cunt who only takes peoples word on things.

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>>741360803
even if she wasn't a tranny, how shameful is it that we have a former escort for a first lady. it's literally idiocracy.

>>741359078
Well most of us do anon. Its a wild number but %5 is most often accepted for inflation.

Pay attention and make 15% or 20% or even more

I'd buy 4chan and leave the entire site completely unmoderated until it destroyed itself.

>>741360932
It's an improvement over the ape-lady.

>>741360932
Less shameful then leches like JFK and Bill Clinton.

>>741360936
i guess
gimmie that billion, then

>>741360932
M-m-misogyny!

>>741360936
Stupid nigger, I can lose $50k a year and not even notice if I have $1 billion to start with. I could keep that shit in cash in a vault and never run out of money before I die.

>>741359711
Tjats exactly what i said you fucking retard. But you still need to understand local markets and shit. Contrary to popular belief u can lose money in real estate and the reason your aunts shithole is worth half a mill if not local groth is due to inflation.

That is another reason real estate is tits. Inflation now works for you.

And no, i have no idea where to even start shiffling a billion dollars around. Thats why i would experiment with a few million amd just scale it up.

>>741359729
Fair enough, just keep your faggotry the fuck away from me

>>741351426
kek

>>741359759
>losing $50,000 a year for no reason.
%5 of 1 billion per year leaves you essentially broke and useless in 20 years.

It's simple math dammit.

Is it too late for your mom to have an abortion? Because i honestly think your donor should have shot you anywhere but wuere he did.

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>>741361269
Kek, you'd never get past the gate.