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G-good morning Anonymous! How can I h-help you today? Is your

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G-good morning Anonymous! How can I h-help you today?

Is your world not as bright as it used t-to be? Does it f-feel like you can't h-handle all the things you n-need to deal with? Do you j-just wish for a kind word or gesture? Is y-your seroquel dulling your s-sensation of touch sufficiently you c-can't work as a machinist anymore?

Don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous. Help is h-here and you deserve it <4
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I would totally put a bag over your head and fuck you.
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>>741343905
I d-didn't even post an image dear.
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>>741343862
How do I take life seriously, Alice?
I'm 19 now and I don't feel like an """adult""", still vidya, still sleep late, still fuck around with my assignments. I don't want to be a neet but I don't want to not let it happen either.
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*chu*
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>>741343905
is she ugly irl? even in vidya she covers her face
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>>741343948
I've been in a few of your threads before.
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This is it. The day I quit my job to become a smuggler in the south china sea
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>>741343957
*laughs softly* You w-won't ever feel like an "adult" d-dear <4 We're all j-just struggling to survive <4

As for being a NEET, you can't do it forever dear. Prepare for the eventuality that you'll be pushed out into the world, b-but you've got plenty of time. No need to rush <4

I sleep late too, and I've had a six figure job for two years <4

>>741344000
Ugly, attractive, n-neither suit me <4 I'm just Alice, n-nothing more.

>>741344030
S-still though.

>>741344036
You okay Revy?

>>741343988
Waf! *chu back*
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>>741344030
W-wait, if you've been in m-my threads before, why w-would the bag be necessary?

Is that just your fetish?
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>>741344170
It wouldn't be necessary if you faced the other way.
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>>741344091
Oh just dealing with the troubles of working for a giant corporation.. I've got some interviews coming up this week.. might put my two weeks notice in today
How are you, sunshine?
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>>741344236
I m-mean, I assume in t-this ridiculous fantasy we're d-doing it doggy.

>>741344298
Oh d-dear, that sounds awful. Best of l-luck there, darling <4 But I w-wouldn't put two weeks notice in w-without having a job to fall back on!

Don't wanna be stuck between a Rock and a Revy, you know?
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>>741344091
>being an adult
Maybe it's just societal pressure, Alice. I gotta say it straight though I actually want to be neet, only thing stopping me is how I feel my parents would feel about me. Well, I just gotta be determined and resolute huh? We'll all just trying to get by.
>Just Alice, nothing more
No, you've been helpful, a lot. Thank you w-w
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>>741344423
>I m-mean, I assume in t-this ridiculous fantasy we're d-doing it doggy.
That's the only way to do it with a butterface.
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>>741344423
Being stuck between a Rock and a Revy sounds pretty fun tbh
And yeah.. I'm only considering it because I was planning on taking a vacation anyways (lots of family stuff needs my attention, considering sending my dad to rehab but i have to find a place to house me, my fiance, my mother and my 15 year old brother)
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>>741344529
Only way to go when the guy has a dick under 4" too
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>>741343862
I want to marry an anime girl, because the chances of me finding a real girlfriend are below zero and more and more females buy into that feminism bullshit. My life is also pretty shitty, because I lack the clear motivation to change anything. There is just nothing that keeps me going.

>want to play an instrument
dropped, because I got borrowed

>wanted to learn how to draw
dropped because I sucked and barely made any improvement at all

>etc.


I am so close to just killing myself. I am 22 and I have given myself a limit. If by the age f 25 nothing positive happens that would help me keep myself motivatied, I am just gonna end it.
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>>741344505
*smiles softly* I'd w-want a better life for you, Anonymous. J-just doing those things won't always be fulfilling; it leaves a hole in you that you c-can't fill with games and cheetos.

There's a reason NEET's are more prone to suicide after all.

>>741344529
Yeah, t-that's why I'd d-do it with you dear <4 No offense~

>>741344538
Whew. W-wish I could help there darling, but my studio c-can barely hold Nano and I...

>>741344581
She'd know f-from experience, you'd b-better listen to her darling.
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>>741344618
Why wait?
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>>741344529
I agree! If for some god knows what reason I was having sex with you, I wouldn't wanna see your face either.

Alice looks cute though.
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>>741344633
Oh don't worry. It would never come to that. I might get to move to the coast
And .. hey!! My fiance is more than adequate
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>>741344618
>feminism
>bullshit

W-what, like wanting equal rights and opportunities? I t-thought most people w-were into that, given it's how our constitution is written.

Your chances of finding a girlfriend are positive. Your chances of marrying an anime girl are negative. I'd focus on finding someone you love, not on wishing for the impossible.
'
But more than that, you don't understand how motivation actually works; you gain motivation from doing, you don't use motivation to do.

If you do nothing, of course you aren't motivated. That's simply how neurochemistry works.

S-so what do you want to do, Anonymous?
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>>741344679
There is a small amount of hope left that something may happen.
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>>741344633
Alice I still love you and I wish we talked more. Bless me with stocks today <3
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>>741344703
*grins* I w-wasn't talkin' about Rock, he's a n-nice fellow <4

I presume.

>>741344786
D-do you mean stockings?
Also, you c-could just email me or something.

Contact info:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
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>>741344871
I l-like that. An ambush. I'm going t-to use that.
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>>741343862
I sometimes beat my wife in rage and then hate myself for it.
Then we reconcile, everything is okay for a time, and then we fight and I do it again. It has been going on for a couple of years, and I am kinda considering that divorce is my only way out.
So, yeah. How was your day?
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>>741344839
Stocks! in the stock market! though I wouldn't mind seeing you in stockings~
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>>741344839
I definitely dated a guy with a little munchkin before.. he mostly wanted to receive though

Rock is a good guy. He's like all the weird eccentric parts of humanity that I'm not.
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>>741344757
>W-what, like wanting equal rights and opportunities? I t-thought most people w-were into that, given it's how our constitution is written.


I didn't meant this kind of feminism. I actually refer to those feminists that constantly scream and generalize all men as sexists and rapists. And use terms like mensplaining and shit.

>Your chances of finding a girlfriend are positive

You are raising a point and failng to provide evidence for your statement. I see my chances below zero, simply because it doesn't matter what I do, I can never do it right.

>Your chances of marrying an anime girl are negative

Not in Japan my friend.

>you gain motivation from doing, you don't use motivation to do.

I want to draw but I simply make no improvement at all, thus I am not motivated to keep going since I see no point.

>S-so what do you want to do, Anonymous?

I don't know anymore. Maybe kill myself.
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>>741344969
Do you just knock her down or do you go for the KO?
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>>741344969
Better before reading that.

Have you b-been to a doctor, Anonymous? Such rage can indicate a t-tumor in your head pressing against your amygdala.

Not that that is an excuse, and you s-should probably get away from your wife if you are harming her.

>>741345055
I'm n-not at work dear, I c-can't really help you there. M-maybe email me?

>>741345081
Two halves t-to a whole huh?
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>>741345125
Neither. Usually I just slap her.
>>741345127
I did MRI, no tumors.
Thanks for nothing, thou.
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Hi Alice
I am schizophrenic and have been having a bad time / attack last 2 .5 days. Many symptoms. Slept fitfully 4 hours last night. Feel crap. Don't want to check myself into hospital again (yet).
Any advice?
Happy to go into more detail
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>>741345127
And I'm not either! market opens in an hour though so I'm doing a little research
I'll email you here in a bit
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>>741345127
I like to think of it more as "symbyosis" or "divide and conquer"
He manages to be the straight edge normie that ends up being on the same wavelength as me, some damaged stoner weirdo.
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>>741345108
S-so you mean feminazi's. D-don't confuse the two groups.

>raising a point
D-dear, you are the one failing to provide evidence; it is certainly possible to get it right or find someone as awkward as you are.

As evidence, I provide the fact literally thousands of people before you managed to do it and produce you.

I've l-lived in Japan; no anime girls there.

If you w-wish to draw, then do this:
1. Set up a small project by picking something you want to draw, something a tiny bit outside your comfortable range
2. Dedicate time each day to working at it, giving yourself a reasonable, time boxed schedule. Dedicate somewhere around the order of an hour a day and go up from there
3. Make alerts so you stick to that schedule, and keep going even if you find it pointless.
4. ???
5. Profit!

>>741345199
*blinks slowly* Welcome.
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>>741345108
Invest in some classes, Anonymous! Teaching yourself is a really drawn out and frustrating process that I wouldn't recommend to anyone, even though some people do it fine. Having an experienced teacher and structure will help you a lot.

There are plenty of artists out there who make their livings on Patreon by posting drawing lessons. Have you done your Loomis yet?
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>>741345205
Oh d-dear. What medications are you currently on?

>>741345217
Oh p-please. You are n-no more damaged than anyone else on /b/

You are a beautiful and competent woman juggling a ton of things every second of every day that you really shouldn't need to juggle, for the sake of others as much as for yourself. That's not broken Revy; that's determined.

>>741345212
I'll l-look forward to it <4
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Do you ever think you do more harm than good Alice by giving dammed people like us hope of a life we will never have?
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hi
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>>741344969
My diagnosis is that you're an emotionally stunted cunt
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>>741345379
Amisulpiride 500mg + statin and Metformin.
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>>741345322
I r-read that as "autists".

>>741345382
No one is h-hopeless Anonymous. I've seen cancer patients and elderly professors and those with bodies worse than mine get up every morning and make a difference in the world.

I've seen people fight to their dying breath to bring more light into this world than they took from it; what's your reason for saying you are hopeless?
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>>741345412
hey babe
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>>741345382
There's nothing false about those hopes, Anonymous. The only way you'll "never" have it is if you give up somewhere along the way.
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>>741345414
What, just because he knocks a bit of sense into his wife every now and then?
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>>741345379
I feel broken like one of those run down neighhorhoods in cyberpunk anime. Dilapidated, infested and worn out but still teeming with life and stories to tell.
I just try to remind myself that the ways ive learned to cope aren't the healthiest. Thanks though, Alice
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>>741345477
hii
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>>741345438
>Amisulpiride
Newer antipsychotic, an atypical one...

>statins
For blood pressure?

>Metformin
Ah, diabetes. A bit sedentary are we?

Do you have glucose handy? Or a testing kit? You may be out of your normal glucose range, which can make schizophrenic symptoms more harsh.

What symptoms do you have?
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>>741345526
how are you~?
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>>741345450
I'm not saying I'm hopeless I'm saying you're hurting me by giving me these feels about something good happening but we know nothing good has happened for a long while which stands to reason nothing good will happen in the foreseeable future. So why must you make you feel this uplifting feel to be eventually crushed by the true realities of life.
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>>741345414
I doubt that it is an actual diagnosis. Judgement, rather.
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I found OP
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>>741345509
*rubs her arm and smiles weakly*
I f-feel that way every day, Revy. As long as I'm not worn through yet, you aren't either.

Feels aren't always reals, as a f-friend of mine used to say.
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>>741345561
really well actually, I just came back from my jog and I beat the rain, how are you?
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I had a terrible experience at a social gathering I went to the other night. I didn't feel welcome at all and any attempt I made to fit in there failed, even though they technically shared the same interests. What did I do wrong? Should I not have bothered?
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>>741345605
I d-don't know anything like that, Anonymous. In fact, I deny it with every thing I am.

Yes, you must earn your happy ending. No, that does not mean it is beyond your reach.
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>>741344000
She does have some body shots floating around out there of here in a bikini, sold proof that there's no penis there, and she's actually not half bad lookin to be honest, pretty cute
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>>741345666
Satan says you're fucked
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>>741345298
>S-so you mean feminazi's. D-don't confuse the two groups.

In todays society the boundaries of these two groups start to become lesser defined.

>I've l-lived in Japan; no anime girls there.

I refer to people marrying their waifus and sex dolls and body pillows.

>I provide the fact literally thousands of people before you managed to do it and produce you

Most of them never were in the same situation as I were though. They already had some experience before. But you talk with a person here that never had a girl as a friend, who never had his first kiss. Maybe the people were right and I am a beta cuck.

>>741345322

>Invest in some classes,

I still live with my parents, because I study. The bad part is I don't earn any money.

>Have you done your Loomis yet?

My what?
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>>741345666
*blinks slowly* C-can you give me more information, darling?

>>741345705
Oh s-shush, I'm n-nothing special.
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>>741345648
I understand my weaknesses, but it doesn't mean I get to quit. Done too much of that. I'm learning that I hurt my own cause every time I try to weasle my way out of another challenging situation. Tired of shame, tired of fear.
(Just venting. Feel free to get back to other people.)
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>>741345606
No i am a professional bullshit sniffer
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>>741345557
Statin is precautionary . My diabetes is drug induced and well managed. I don't have a test kit handy but am eating normally.

Symptoms are varied, a lot of it is voices and bad dreams but it's also emotional and a kind of fizzing feeling and mood swings. Others too but I don't wanna go into it. I've had the worst typical schitzo symptoms before. Just thought it was levelling out.

No such luck.
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>>741345661
tired, been up all night and now im studying.. glad to hear you made it back safe.
maybe i should go on a run to wake myself up..
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Someone post OP in a bikini.
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>>741345698
That may be so but don't you feel that you're hurting me and many many others by making these threads which really just is a platform for your e-peen
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>>741345724
>society
Nah.

>waifus, sex dolls, etc
Yeah, you can't marry those.

>they had experience
No one had experience their first time, dear.

Also, alpha and beta are n-not how humans interact.

>>741345740
*nods* T-the one path you choose is your reality in this universe. You g-gotta earn that happy ending.

>>741345776
Whew. T-that's good, at l-least. N-no desire to get into a diabetic coma!

It sounds like your medication is not sufficiently covering your symptoms; have you c-contacted your doctor and asked them about it? M-most doctors will give a phone consult in s-such emergencies.
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>>741345724
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/

He wrote a bunch of learn-to-draw books. /ic/ recommends him all the time!
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>>741345839
It isn't t-that, so no <4
Try harder, darling.

>>741345834
Please no.
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I'm honestly just tired of being hurt so much and not being able to trust anybody. I just want someone to say "I love you" and not out of pity.
I guess I'M just thinking obliviously
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>>741345803
stop eating junk food before bed ^^
or just quit eating after supper.
What are you studying?
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>>741345834
Here you go
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>>741345911
I love you <4
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>>741345834
Best I can do.
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>>741345648
Before killing themselves due to your shitty advice I'd imagine
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>>741345968
Heee <4 I l-like her tan.

>>741345983
T-that isn't a bikini at all!
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>>741345712
Yeah, I figured. It basically cemented everything I feared about myself. My social anxiety prevented me from getting anywhere with them, and since I couldn't break through I just left early without my friend.

>>741345734
So, I was invited to a social gathering at a store. It was supposed to be this all-nighter thing and I didn't know all the information, but I figured it would have been a nice change of pace. A friend was going to drive over there, and we'd hang out there.

Only later did I realize, it was mainly for tabletop gaming and most of the people there knew each other. i only knew my friend, and almost nothing about tabletop, but I figured it would be okay as long as he was there. I get there, and see my friend talking to two people. When they see me greet my friend, they asked who the fuck I was and started trying to draw comparisons as to what I looked like. None of it was positive. I'm assuming it was supposed to be banter, but it just sounded mean-spirited. Like, genuinely. After a few minutes of me trying to fit in with the three, I go inside. My friend tells me to look for someone he knows.

(I'll continue in another post.)
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>>741345909
Wow great explanations. You sure got me with those hot shit explanation. I think you should feel bad. Everything was fine before your faggotry and people coped with their shit just fine without your fake pleasantries
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>>741345916
what if i did neither? stocks!.. i need to make some more money today if i want to make it out here..
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Let the good times roll
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What is love, Alice?
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>>741345997
*smiles sweetly* What about m-my advice exactly is s-shitty darling?

>>741346031
>everything was fine before your faggotry

R-really? Weird, I r-remember in January of 2011 b-basically constant feels threads. Didn't seem fine <4

Pretty obvious you've got a chip on your shoulder, so why ought I reply to you seriously?
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Jesus this cult following and it's leader are pathetic.
Leave and take your cesspool of degenerates
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Damn girl you shit outta that ass
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>>741345887
I am thinking of calling and asking for a callback. I have no desire for increased medication though. These drugs are serious business.

Any other advice? I don't want to go through weeks of hell again with this shit.
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>>741346000
>her
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>>741346095
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.
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>>741345887
I can fool myself into a happy ending. I just care about there being a few good lessons in my story.
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>>741346000
>her

That's a him you moron
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>>741346095
B-baby don't hurt me.

or

A c-chemical reaction that *burp* compels animals to b-breed, Anon.
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>>741343862
Post tits and ass. I need psychological encouragement and this is the best way to do it. I know you understand. If not... too bad, this thread should be D-DJELETED~!
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Pure faggotry inbound
I'm scared
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>>741344000
She doesn't exist.
Maybe if you are into gay guys.
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>>741346109
Would you believe a lot of the positive posters here are just one-offs that may never come back?
The regulars are the hecklers. You guys are drawn to this like flies to shit.
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>>741346109
i agree they're degenerates, but not really a cult. more like a society?
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>>741346031
It's like this guy has never seen feels threads before! Or the rest of the content on /b/ !

Oh god, he's one of those... what do you call them again?
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>>741346161
Anime tiddy?
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>>741346008
When I go in, everyone's already at some tables, playing their games and stuff, and there's some other groups kind of watching TV or other stuff. I go to say hey to my friend's friend and I introduce myself. After I did he just kind of...chuckled and returned the greeting. I asked if I could watch them play for a bit, and ask some questions. At first he didn't care, but by.. maybe the third question people kind of started staring at me and then just got back to the game, even if I tried to interject during non-game stuff. Same happened when I went over to the group watching TV.

I left after a half hour. I probably should have seen it coming, but I'm no good at socializing and none of them really knew me anyway. It was a bad idea, and I came back home to cry and drink.
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Let's see the dick
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>>741346059
If you eat food before bed you're going to wake up with heartburn and bad mood swings :/
Also you're going to get fat.
You should do 15 mins of jump rope everyday.
Oh stocks? I know nothing about that.
What do you invest in?
>>741346117
whew that messy house
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>>741346101
Is your ego so immense that you think you are the reason the feel threads stopped after Jan 2011
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>>741346189
A cunt?
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>>741346189
new friends :)

upvoted btw x
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>>741346182
>like flies to shit.
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>>741346168
that's a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>741346109
S-sorry, not a cult <4 Try h-harder.

>>741346120
*nodnod* A c-call back would be helpful, b-but if I might make a suggestion, ask about seroquel.

It might be a bit more to your taste, and would function well as an adjunct treatment.

Unfortunately, f-for schizophrenic symptoms, m-medication is our best front line Anonymous. I d-don't really feel comfortable doing much besides t-telling you things to ask your doctor.

>>741346123
>>741346138
S-silly.

>>741346161
M-my ass was already postted dear.
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>>741346238
You can tell by an eye and cheek?
You should join the CIA
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>>741346214
Okay... I want those glasses, who is this?
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>>741346257
wat
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>>741345887
>Yeah, you can't marry those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNqVYkTqQdc

http://jezebel.com/5490148/man-marries-his-beloved-body-pillow

>Also, alpha and beta are n-not how humans interact.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3j7b3q/alpha_vs_beta_traits/

>>741345900

Thank you. I will try to look into this.
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>>741346220
J-just disputing your s-silly assertions <4
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>>741346123
OP is a dude and refers to himself as a female obviously he will accept others mental disabilities
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>>741346168
doesnt look like
>>741346214
so why are you posting that
>>
I swear I didn't even start to scroll this thread but I can already see the following :
-op shilling her twitch channel
-beta orbiters
-more shilling
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>>741346215
i knowww, i try to not eat before bed ever. i workout most days tho so never fat
penny stocks! cheap stuff that a lot of people consider dangerous but with risk comes reward! its kinda boring though, idk if you would really care to know about it or not
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>>741346345
Oh yeah? Well aren't you gonna be surprised to find out this is A BUGFUCK THREAD NOW!
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>>741346323
*blinks* H-how am I a dude?

>>741346308
As s-stated, that is n-not how humans interact <4 S-sorry dear, redpill is wrong.

>>741346345
N-not sure where any shilling is going on.
Try harder <4
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Alice I've just rolled dubs, please post nudes. I love you.
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>>741343862
your threads are great :)
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>>741346379
I like, keep poasting
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>>741346117
Is that really her ass?? Seen the bikini but not the ass before
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>>741346388
Respond if you want.

>>741346213
>>741346008
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>>741343862
Alice hentai pics pls.
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>>741346388
You were born with male genitalia. Gender is not fluid you dumb fuck. It's basic biology.
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>>741346252
Ok thanks for the help
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>>741346378
you should buy some crypto tokens..penny stocks of the future
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>>741346395
You d-done fucked up, Anonymous.

>>741346407
Well, m-maybe in general. This one isn't s-so good.

>>741346419
R-remind me not to t-trust anyone ever again.

>>741346432
My v-vagina cares to disagree.
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>>741346308
Did you seriously just link redpill as a source?
Do you know that the study of wolves that yielded the "alpha beta" nonsense is bunk? That wolves have more of a family group?
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>>741346215
Fuckkkkkk, why do people ask for fitness advise on /b/ you're going to get autistic cunts like this replying go to /fit/ and get real advise.
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>>741346378
do you think someone like me can get into penny stocks? I'm really dumb though
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>>741346416
Do you like thick mantis bitches?
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>>741346420
S-sadly, I need t-to go very soon. Perhaps you c-could email this to me so I c-can look it over after I get to work?

[email protected]
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>>741346482
I'm on /fit/ all day lol
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I want to feel loved by someone but at the same time don't feel I deserve it. It seems I'm the type of guy that can get along with people and they can talk about 'hanging out with me' but I know that they'd only hang around me if I was already there. I feel like a god damn background character
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>>741346530
and yet you are still russian. sad.
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>>741346432
Stop projecting your gender dysphoria onto others, anon. Just buy some cute lingerie and a wig and be done with it
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>>741346388
You're not fooling anyone you fucking gender fluid fuck
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>>741346524
yeah, sure.
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>>741346466
You have a nice ass, why hide it? Your identity isn't out there
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>>741346419
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>741346466

Your vagina doesn't exist.
How can someone with mental illness be a psychologist?
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>>741346555
awh cute
>>741346558
I wear my my neon orange jumpsuit every morning when I go for a jog
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>>741346601
How did they get ahold of it?
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>>741346608
Can I ask a question? Why do you faggots not accuse me of being male?
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>>741346555
*blinks slowly*

Hey. Anonymous. Let me let you in on a little secret. *turns her head to one side, then to the other, looking around before cupping her hand around your ear and whispering* I love you <4

>>741346588
Because I'm n-not an attention whore and I d-do not wish to be a cam whore or *chan

>>741346576
M-my vagina cares to disagree.
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>>741346451
I am waiting for BTC to go down again, I jumped in on ETH when it was still less than $3 a piece and sold at $170. penny stocks are soo much easier though and I don't have to wait as long.

>>741346492
Probably, if you want to do it the way I do then you need to be good at math(generally needed for all stocks really) and learning patterns. also good control over yourself.
p.s. youre not dumb
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>>741346297
You fucking know what
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>>741343862
Alice, whenever I see a thread of yours I stop by and tell you you're awesome.
So, yeah, you're awesome. Hope you're doing well.
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>>741346388
>As s-stated, that is n-not how humans interact <4 S-sorry dear, redpill is wrong.


But those guys have been mostly successful with females, despite the fact how they treat women.
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>>741346653
Because you're boring, fuck off !
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>>741346496
>I already have this image downloaded
>tfw
Spoiler : post more pls ;_;
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>>741346608
W-weird, it s-seems pretty real when I t-touch it.

>>741346651
That's a l-long story, but s-suffice to say, I t-trusted someone I shouldn't h-have.
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>>741346653
Because you never post your real self.
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>>741346679
the fuck is this comic lmfao
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>>741346530
You're eat before bed you'll get fat logic is fuckibg stupid, you must be the /fit/ shitposter trappychan fucking faggot
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>>741346681
*thumbs up* You are awesome t-too darling <4 I'm doing just fine.

>>741346696
*laughs until her stomach hurts*
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>>741346671
I am dumb...
And math is a talent...
A talent I wasn't born with...
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>>741346760
yep thats her
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>>741346654
Yea but you actively try to hide your body, you should be fuckin proud of it, that ass is slammin
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>>741346707
>I t-trusted someone I shouldn't h-have
AHAHAHAHA
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>>741346768
math is a skill you fuck
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>>741346471
Is there any proof that it was debunked?
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hey alice can i eat your ass
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>>741346714
/does the thing
>>741346699
Oh okay. Good then. Your attention is cancer
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>>741346700
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These threads are stupid. Nothing but hallmark logic and fake stuttering.
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>>741343862
Suicide, I? No i rather kill myselfe
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>>741346805
*shrugs* I d-don't regret it. I s-simply have to live with it now.

I wouldn't have given it to them if I wasn't willing to endure this.

>>741346794
T-that would make me an attention whore d-dear.

>>741346841
Revy s-such a cute.
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>>741346852
And repetitive bitching. Don't forget that part
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>>741346762
>*laughs until her stomach hurts*

No honestly. They had more success than someone like me would ever have.
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>>741346841
Wow is this really u Alice?
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>>741346841
a cute revu
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>>741346760
Okay eat something before bed and tell me how you feel in the morning
>>741346808
Math is a skill that can be learned, yes, but it takes too long
>>741346841
Ew is that you?
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>>741346608
In America when you don't have mental illness, you're the one with mental problems!
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>>741346852
>hallmark logic
I l-literally talked to someone about their antipsychotics. G-get me a hallmark card with that on it darling.

>>741346898
*laughs so hard she gets an ulcer*

>>741346902
T-that is Revy....
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>>741346841
You are the female equivalent of a neckbeard.
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>>741346651
Started thread and asked for it. I knew one of these honorable degenerates would have it.
Then the owner of the ass showed up and shat up my thread.
So I'm here to party.
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>>741346555
Trip balls. I've heard good things.
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>>741346768
Math can be learned! You just have to want to do it and not get demotivated, it's how everything in the universe works!
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>>741346910
post a self pic, u wont, faggot
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>>741346882
Well I mean your already kinda attention whoring, just not with your body
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>>741346910
No its the girl that i post to convice people im not a trap
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>>741346782
If thats true than than op is a guy
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>>741346962
Your point?
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>>741346943
I h-have a vagina dear <4

>>741346962
A bowl c-cut?

>>741346973
*laughs* There ain't nothin' you d-dish out, I can't p-piss on Anonymous. <4

>>741347004
N-no, I do this to help Anonymous.
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>>741346950
>*laughs so hard she gets an ulcer*

What is so funny about that?
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>>741346979
I do want to learn because math is one of my favorite subjects
But motivation is hard...
All of my intentions are evil
>>741346986
I can't because Alice wants to arrest me
>>741347008
She's pretty, I like her hair
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>>741346768
wtf makes you think math is a talent? you know people who just solved integration problems without seeing them before or some other magic? Math is a tool and therefore a skill not a talent homie. Change your thinking
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>>741347044
Whew, I r-really need a good laugh Anonymous <4 Thank you. Truly, from the bottom of m-my heart <4

Alright everyone, I need to go to work. As always, you can contact me in the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

I love each and every one of you <4
Have a very safe day
- Alice2
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>>741347029
Yusuke is my husbando
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>>741343862
181 replies, 33 posters. There are some goddamn gullible fucks on here.

She's not a psychologist, not educated in it in any formal way. Anytime she gets challenged on something like her credentials or the specifics of any evidence based therapies, she ignores it and runs away.

All the posts on here claiming to know about her are by OP herself.

You people are stupid.
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>>741346910
I eat before bed everynight i feel great
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>>741347029
ika isnt alice
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>>741347123
Cya Alice!
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>>741347077
see >>741344757
>But more than that, you don't understand how motivation actually works; you gain motivation from doing, you don't use motivation to do.
:p
How are they evil? My original intent on buying a pistol was killing someone and robbing another but one I got it and used it at the range I realized I preferred my freedom/it wasn't worth doing anymore.
You can do it!!
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>>741347040
Well you would help out anon a lot by showing some skin with that logic, at least a one time quick puss shot to end the debate once and for all
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>>741347129
You're right. It's all a ruse. Just like the celebrity threads and wwyd. Its just one person trying to ruin your day
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>>741347100
My teacher said math was a talent, I looked up to him but I believe anything can be learned. I'm an artist who wasn't born with talent but I can draw better than anyone I know now
>>741347131
Lies
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>>741347221
Anon i dont believe you are male. Show your tits
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>>741347123
So you do not argue against my statement and instead post that you laughed at it.
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>>741347129
*giggles* B-before I go, let's d-deal with this one.

>gullible fucks
It's 4chan

>not a psychologist
True, I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist <4

>not educated in any formal way
My degrees disagree <4

>ignores it and runs away
Sorry, I try always to respond. I'm just, you know, not going to fucking show my identity on /b/. I've already doxxed myself, try harder

>Claiming to know about her are OP herself
I have a chat, feel free to talk to anyone you like. Reimu and Revy both posted here and are often in my chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

This hook isn't even baited Anonymous. I'm disappointed; never speak to me or my son again.

*vanishes*
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>>741347129
OP is a real psychologist and you're a retard
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>>741346471
>>741346819
Yes, faggot.
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4chan is giving you're delusional fantasy away, just admit you have/had a penis you'll keep your little group of weeb fans and probably gain more from the trap fucks
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>>741346729
Fuck yoooooou
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>>741347327
her nudes have leaked before idiot
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>>741347273
She's been doxxed? Anyone know who she really is??
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>>741347040
I'm not saying you don't have a vagina, I'm saying you have a bit of a mental issue like half of your country but it's regarded as normal and everyone else is just intolerant.
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>>741347201
Alice's advice has lead me down the wrong path in life.
I don't really listen to her anymore.
I want to make money so that I can leave poor people even poorer
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>>741347221
So, not only are you creepy as fuck for trying to get nudes with that logic, but it's already been tried a million times over the last 6 years and it's always just as lame and ineffective. Just... just stop.
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>>741343862
Sure why not. Try anything once.

I'm a veteran. Made it through deployment to Afghanistan, but after I got home I couldn't stop thinking about the people we killed. I know for a fact that some were noncombatants. I don't know a total for sure, but it's somewhere around 3 or 4 thousand killed by my unit, more wounded, some who deserved it and some who didnt.

I have a hard time watching movies or listening to most music. Books are usually okay. But a lot of media tends to make me break down either crying or panicking, clutching a rifle.

Alcohol exacerbates my feelings, makes me talk too much about Afghanistan, about the stuff I did. I try not to drink but sometimes I go on a bender and can't stop.

Strangers make me nervous. Strangers outside my house make me feel like I have to be ready to fight them.

I've been like this since 2011 and just want it to stop.
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>>741347273
You know she's serious when she stops that stutter talking shit
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>>741347361
buy me dinner first
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>>741347391
she has depression, nothing else
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>>741347229
Yes because you know how my body works and how I feel when I awake.
Anyone who takes advise from you has the lowest self worth and should start of bettering them selves by not going to you for advise
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>>741347420
thats why she does it
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>>741347417
Email Alice at [email protected]
she'd be happy to help you
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>>741347368
No they haven't, otherwise they would always be posted
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>>741347303
>no source of evidence
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>>741347303
https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/the_myth_of_the_alpha_male
>>741347327
If Alice had a dick would it make her any less able to give anons comfort and financial stability?
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>>741347368
>nudes
Jesus fuck I've seen tinder profiles display more than her "nudes" you're can base is ducking blind or retarded
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>>741347442
How fat are you? :x
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>>741347398
Thanks Alicefag
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>>741347398
Never gunna stop, don't worry I'll keep fighting the good fight to get puss shots you cuck
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>>741347494
her bikini picture wasn't posted in this thread, despite people asking for it. rule34 isn't instant
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>>741347368
post em ;)

>>741347394
There is nothing wrong with that, as they say, the rich get richer! The earlier you get into it the more you get out of it, this works with everything. Do you want me to lead you down the righteous path that I follow?
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>>741347479
Yeah, posted before I scrolled to the end of the thread, didn't realize she had already gone.

Thanks though. Sorry to have put all that out.

Ya'll have a nice day.
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>>741347527
no her pussy is out and open in some of em
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>>741347598
You too Anon
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>>741347578
Good luck wasting your life anon. I'm glad this is distracting you from influencing the world otherwise
I dub thee Grand Celibate of Alice's Hate Cult
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>>741347580
But her ass pic was, there are no nudes out there, never seen them posted in an Alice thread
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>>741347594
No no! I follow my own path now and my life has been amazing for a year now.

Uhm now do I get into stocks... I want to get into toilets because everyone needs to poop
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>>741347494
This shit right here^
It's the same every time
>post nudes!
>they've already been posted!
>post em again!
>they've already been posted!
>where?
*crickets*
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>>741347601
Where?
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>>741347506
>https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/the_myth_of_the_alpha_male

citing a side that posts articles like this

>https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/how_to_talk_to_boys_about_trumps_attitude_toward_women

>https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/how_to_stop_sexism_in_the_ballot_box

>pro hillary.


Nah don't listen to revy he talks a lot of shit.
>>741346819
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>>741347539
Kek here you piece of trash, because when faced with reality you demand pictures but ironically can never provide when you're called out on being a faggot
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>>741347720
I saw a pic of Alice's vagina once
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>>741347601
Then
Fucking
Post
Them
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>>741347737
You linked THEREDPILL from reddit and you're going to put your foot down on the quality of journalism here?
Gr8 b8 m8
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Dubs and Alice has to get her knockers out. Check'em friends.
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>>741347433
Having to roleplay everyday and giving away questionable advise doesn't look like a healthy person to me, but if you say that depression is OPs only issue I won't judge any further then.
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>>741347785
Traps have tits it proves nothing
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>>741347756
timestamp or fake
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>>741347756
Oh you're a body builder, you have to eat before bed, I thought you wanted to lose weight
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>>741347756
Time stamp you faggot
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>>741347737
http://www.cracked.com/article_22767_5-ridiculous-myths-about-animals-you-probably-believe.html
Here is a cracked article. More in line with your kind of source citing
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>>741347417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06wgB8uJ5Sp
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>>741347781
I replied to the guy who asked if there was any source. I am not the guy who posted the redpill.
Reading my post is not your strong suit.
>>
I still niss her and even tho a year has passed and I had three girls in Finland it hurts like a fucking white hot knife in the skull

Considering an hero again

I cry like a bitch with "We'll meet again"
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>>741347737
Faggot
>>
Revy is a guy too?
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>>741347887
Okay so you just refused to entertain any of the points brought up in the source i gave you. I read your post. If you're gonna criticize my source criticize that fags as well.
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>>741347692
Oh, even better! Stock are boring and stressful, I'd do something else if you don't want to be a complete Jew, if you can. Toilets? How about the cleanups of toilets! Nobody talks about cleaning the aftermath..
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>>741346950
>advice on antipsychotics
What is google?
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Wait is this alice like cooking with alice?
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>>741347956
>>741347887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gZpR0KxbwP
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>>741347944
I am female. Have doxxed myself, am engaged, posted pic
>>741346841
Here for the lulz.
Doesn't matter either way though. Nobodys getting nudes from me by demanding it.
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>>741347975
I mean like stocks of a toilet company :p
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>>741347996
yes
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>>741347996
Satania a cute
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>>741347996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wFIBbGwJaM
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>>741348031
are you hispanic?
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Ive been lurking fourchan for almost 12 years (ultima-creep) and I've posted maybe six times.

I appreciate your threads. I post after reading many of them, with there ups and downs, as just a nod of respect. Now I return to my creeping hole.
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>>741347902
tits or gtfo
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>>741348156
wat. thats clearly a honkey
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>>741348044
oooooooooh. wow and you say youre dumb ;~;
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>>741348019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w6UPbXvoDB
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>>741347813
>>741347828
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>>741348156
>>741348203
Im half cuban
Hispanics are white
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>>741348196
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>>741347956
I never said the guy posting the red pill as a source is any better. Especially posting reddit redpill is a shite idea.
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>>741348062
What happened to it, It was a good reminder i need to eat.
>>741348069
Then have another.
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>>741348224
Kek
I love /b/
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>>741348206
i am dumb!
maybe stocks a toothpaste company like colgate? I mean everyone has to brush their teeth... I don't know...
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>>741348253
More tits pls
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>>741347893
Reply to my post
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>>741348265
Then we agree
The study people cite to sourcr alpha/beta male dynamics among wolves has been debunked based on faulty premise, and studies into human association with beta and alpha traits has yielded that alpha can be a negative trait to potential mates just as often as it can be positive
>>
>>741348224
It's called a TIME STAMP you illiterate baboon. Anon confirmed a faggot.
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And another bullshit Alice thread draws to a close.
A heartfelt fuck you to all the Alicefags, I sincerely hope you all die painfully.
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>>741348232
>tfw no cuban bf to share icecream with anymore
>>741348280
I need to finish that damn anime
>>
>>741348343
Im just gonna dump r34 while we are all here having a shitfest
>>
>>741348280
still happens.twitch tv/celtyplays has her schedule, friday 8pm for just cooking threads.
>>
>>741348386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtJqqihuYc
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>>741348374
Honestly both sides posted shitty biased sources instead of properly presenting evidence.
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ITS RAINING!!!!!!
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>>741348382
Lol why the fuck would I do what you want you autistic fuck, give me 5 minutes I'll give you a time stamp ;)
>>
>>741347902
I wanna see your panties with a timestamp.
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>>741348471
What do you eat to get that big?
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>>741348224
whats your routine for today? i'm planning something simple like a 2miles run, 4 sets of 15 pushups, 4 sets of 20 situps, and 3(or 4) sets of 6 pullups
maybe throw in some bulgarian split squats just cuz

>>741348333
best to just pay attention to news on things and maybe advertisements then play earnings reports on places that seem to be doing good.
>>
>>741348449
http://io9.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629
I agree, but I'm at work and I dont feel like finding live links for the papers published since the original.
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>>741348530
Ass and cum
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>>741348389
Sadly i still have 3 episodes left i put on hold for too long.
>>741348413
Thanks friend, I appreciate it
>>
>>741348509
I want to see yours first, anon.
>>
>>741348534
ugh i'm too dumb v.v

>>741348619
gross
>>
>>741348216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1spkLA3OYgx
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>>741347893
Alice has gone to work, Anonymous. If you'd still like to talk to her, you can e-mail her at [email protected]

But I will tell you... I missed someone that way for five years. I know how hard it can be to move on with your life after you lose someone who meant the world to you. But don't let it end your life. You can get better. You will find someone else who makes you feel just as special but in a whole new way. Love is fleeting, most of the time, so focus your energy and sadness on improving the other aspects of your life so that you can learn to enjoy it while it lasts.
>>
>>741348633
why did you put it on hold?>
>>
>>741348650
you just have to want it and tryyyy! Ikarous I believe in youuuu<43
>>
>>741346252
cult defined: a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
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>>741348655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ugMvHxX34P
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>>741348708
you know my secret name... who are you?
>>
>>741348638
I just want something to fap to. Is that such a big problem. I want to imagine sniffing your panties.
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>>741348680
So i could finish gintama.
>>
>>741348770
Seems that this isn't a cult, then.
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>>741348677
Already work as a scholar for a bank in my country, currently a programmer.

Yet whenever I have nothing to occupy my mind with, it all gets shitty again.

Before commiting sudoku I'll go and speak with a professional, maybe they have some pill that helps me forget.

Btw
>Living 5 years in that sort of hell
Yeah, I couldn't do it
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>>741348784
But anon I am shy.. you first
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>>741348791
Why is that anime so popular on MAL?
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>>741348869
Go watch it. Gintama is not short of a masterpiece.
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>>741348471
Here
>>741348530
What ever I want just not junk or takeout
>>741348534
I do 5x10 full body every other day and run on the days I don't
>>
>>741346841
Is that really Revy? She's cute. Even has good fingernails.
>>
>>741348817
It was hell. It really wrecked my life, and even my subsequent relationships suffered because I was always comparing them to her in my mind. I didn't want to let go, because I told myself that I didn't really love her if I let her go that easily. Now I know how much of a mistake that was, and how I let my life go to shit just to prove to myself that I loved someone who was gone.

It'll take time, but therapy can really help you as well. I wish I had attended sooner.
>>
>>741348988
Your standards are low but nice dubbs
>>
>>741348869
Mostly the comedy, And every once in awhile the story arcs. If you do watch it just go 1 or 2 episodes a time, No need to rush.
>>
>>741348775
Our good friend calls me the red jew

>>741348967
Sounds good. stay /fit/ brother
>>
>>741349032
My standards are...esoteric.

But rest assured, they are not low.
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>>741348960
I thought a bunch of /a/ trolls thumbed it up on MAL to be funny or something >_<
What else is a good anime?
>>741348967
What do you consider junk?
>i can't gain muscle like that even if I tried
>>741349050
Wow it's soooo looong
what the fuck
>>
>>741348825
Okay then I shall use the panties of my neighbour.
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>>741349091
what do you think of me..?
do you dislike me like everyone else?
>>
>>741349128
Good luck anon
(I'm not actually wearing underwear. Laundry day)
>>
>>741349164
You're one of my favorites! Deep down you seem pretty nice and chill, maybe a little bit of anxiety that ends up blocking us from doing much but I still enjoy my time just talking with you. what do you think of me?
>>
>>741349114
>Takeout, candy, fake healthy snacks

Eat protein enriched foods, calculate your macros, goto /fit/ and read the sticky
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>>741349261
I don't know who you are!
>>741349271
i'm female protein gets shitted out too quickly...
>>
Cancerous avatarfagging thread
>>
>>741349271
>>741349261

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v02ff3hFTQ
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>>741349342
what is she drinking?
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>>741349114
>I thought a bunch of /a/ trolls thumbed it up on MAL
No, It's got a huge cult following.
>What else is a good anime?
Depends on what you like. I could recommend the world but you might not like it.
>>
>>741349333
>I'm female
>on /b/
You know the fucking rules
Tits or gtfo
>>
>>741349398
Not female, just trap fags.
>>
>Alice coerces ikarous to go after other circlejerks and protect his precious circle jerk
Sad tbh
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>>741349333
checked
and I'm Bebop!


>>741349379
Oh don't worry, I am fully aware of who I am talking to. I wish she would send me pics like pic related.
>>
>>741349235
Can I atleast have a pic of your cleavage with a timestamp.
>>
>>741349485
>lol don't worry I'm human garbage too
>>
>>741349391
Water, you stupid idiot.
Foo-chama can't go very long without sustenance because she's a plankton in a dead girl's body
>>
>>741349470
>waifufag tries to spin other people's disassociative behavior as an attack on their person
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>>741349393
I like bloody anime like akame!
uhm I think i'll watch gintama soon then... I have download it cuz no internet
>>741349398
i cannot, OP is trying to find me to arrest me
>>741349470
what?
she has a cult to do her bidding
>>741349485
hi bebop, i think you're cool people... a bit scary though...
like i serioulsy think you'll knife me if we're alone
>>
>>741349485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zyx1hlfwLo
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>>741349564
ah cute
is there sugar in it?
>>741349596
I wish i could listen to these
I'm on my old fone now and it sucks
>>
>>741349586
>she
>>741349578
>trap-worshipper tries to protect his goddess (male) from the truth
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>>741348440
I hate you so much
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>>741349561
lol don't worry I have a thirst for blood that will never be quenched ;)
I love it when girls bleed, it's like warpaint, its so fun to play with and drink.
Makes me feel at one, like my native ancestors 100+years ago. :^)

>>741349586
I mean that's a fetish of mine so only if you want me to ;)
Other than that, I'd never harm you. Anyone who lays a finger on you is asking for it though

>>741349596
Hey brother, no need for name calling, this is /b/ we're on. Are you really any /better/ than I am?
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>>741349551
I'm at work.
Here's a boobalicious older pic
>>741349670
Nah I just hate whiny faggots that hate jerk about people that don't even know they exist because they can't handle that they are a faggot and that people just want to give them shit for it
Alice and I are faggots too, we just are okay with it and welcome the abuse. Stop being so thin skinned
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>>741349659
Foo Fighters does not want diabeetus.
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>>741349765
Thank you
>>
>>741349765
>nah I just hate faggots who don't like worshipping traps like me

>that don't even know they exist
>lol ur nobody! leave you nobody
Stop being an attention whore while circlejerking your faggot friend
You're like the new Navy-tan
>>
trolls
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>tfw you realize Alice is basically Father Cornelius from FMA
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>>741349754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PHFj78GZbO
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i don't like being called a dog killer...


bye
>>
>>741349986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fn3pG6EbT7
>>
>tfw threads like these are the reason 4chan's dead
>>
>>741349897
I am not trying to be anybody, and I never said you were nobody. Stop projecting buddy.
I just said this has nothing to do with you and it seems pathetic when you try to make it about you.
I am just an anon that enjoys giving what I can to other anons. You are an anon that is insecure and has to lash out at others for getting the attention they crave.
If you want your own friends, be constructive
>>
>>741350060
Not the trap, wwyd, cuck, celeb, ylyl?
>>
>>741350056
I'm deaf, what does this say
>>
>>741350049
Don't let the 404 hit you on the way out
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>>741350092
>Alice threads
>not trap threads
>>
>>741350049
Nigger we saw the pictures. You are a psychopath!
>>
>>741350107
nice
>>
>>741350049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ybLHDQPoOe
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>>741350107
>shut the fuck up, GRANDMA, nobody asked you, go back to your ROCKING CHAIR and play MAHJONG with your DEAD FRIENDS
>>
>>741350155
If alice posted trap pics there wouldnt be a debate over their gender
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>>741349988
She's a hick? fuck.
>dog stabbing FETISH
WHAT THE FUCK. I like that shit because I'm fucked in the head but I don't get pleasure from it.
>underage
>believing she has been 15 for 5years

>>741350159
post them please?
>>
>>741350237
But Alice is a trap...
So this is a trap worship thread.
>worship a trap who practices "psychology" without a license
>>
>>741350283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UmC8ObOkT3
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>>741350283
>dog stabbing fetish
I have that fetish.
I stab dogs with my weiner
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>>741350358
Well shit, there goes the last of my attraction toward them.

>>741350382
furry get out
>>
>>741350425
Trap worshipper, disperse
>>
>>741350330
Well, continue to live in a fantasy if it helps you enjoy the threads more
>>
>>741350502
My criminal justice teacher told me booby traps were illegal and could get me sued, even if the person who broke into my house died then the family could. Like what the fuck?? Don't break into my house!!!!

Traps are the worst
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