/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

Why are IDs even gone?

>>741338433
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

Man today was shit. Anyone sick in Auckland with this awful cold?

Ay wassup

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>>741338919

dunedin here, doin sweet fuck all with friends shits cash

>>741338433
Fuck off kiwis
Sage

>>741338919
This nation was built on cyber immigration you nazi

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Evening lads.

>>741338943
Seriously? You guys don't even know what cold weather is friendo.

Faaarken beautiful day here in Mid Canterbury. First day that's felt like spring. First time its gone over 15 degrees in six weeks.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

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>>741338919
Press 1 for Willie

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>>741340330
1
https://youtu.be/3mFBfe7yEEU

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chch reporting in.
>tfw boyfriend rips relationship

NZG Discord is more active than the threads now

>>741340500
link?

>>741340528
https://discordapp.com/invite/yJzmeRm

>>741340548
>https://discordapp.com/invite/yJzmeRm
Discord is for faggots

https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/hamilton/escorts/nzgirls.php
chose a girl for me

>>741340066

Sorry mate, probably should've explained myself better. I mean 'cold' as in I'm sick, seems to be a bit of a cough going around.

>>741338943

My white blood cell count is 30% above normal max levels so I don't get colds. Was out possum shooting both nights this weekend. Was so cold on friday night, chilled to the bone outside from dusk til 3.30am. No ailments tho.

Fuck mate, it was a absolute fucking stunner of a day up in masterton

>>741340460

Sup bae do you cook and like kids?

>>741340817
>h-how bout that weather ay?
really nigga?

>>741340833
I've never given myself food poisoning and want kids.
that you uke?

>>741340695
All good brother. Whenever I feel bleeurgh I hit the supermarket and buy a cuntload of kiwifruit and a salad packet and wraps and live of that for 3 days. That helps me.

Get well soon bro.

>>741340883
Come to discord ginga

>>741341011
Will once I stop crying. lol

>>741340460
Im sorry to hear that, hope youre doing ok.

>>741340883

10/10 would impregnate

Not uke here.

So long as I get a woman who can fry off a mince paddy I'll be happy. Not a very high bar, I know.

>>741340646
do you have a type?

>>741340646
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/hamilton/escorts/escorts_15.php?more=29464

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>>741340460

>>741340646
Repent from you disgusting adulterous ways or burn in the lake of fire

>>741338919
Aussie is Australian u Qwambee,
Kiwi is slag for new Zealand

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>>741341305
>tfw you quit smoking for him

>>741340646
>https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/hamilton/escorts/nzgirls.php

Pretty terrible selection. Why don't you just offer money to some chick that you meet off of some app?

If I had to choose, I would pick:
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/hamilton/escorts/escorts_15.php?more=30605

>>741341379
Start smoking again.

>>741341305
Kyss reminds me of someone from nzg.... Can't put my finger on it.

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>>741338433

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>>741341350
triggered

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sup cunt bags. new hoouse mate moved in at the beginning of the month and she's a 8.5/10.

problem is i can't stop sniffing her thongs and fapping when she's at work. is that weird? if so, how to stop?

>>741341387
I agree. Just offer some anon girl in the thread or the discord the same money and you will probably find as good or better.

Kicked from the discord eh?
faggot cunt mods.

this is why y'all niggas are butt hurt faggits.
can't even talk shit anymore.

pussy niggas.

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>>741341379
I know someone you can smoke with and will treat you right ginga, he's a good boy. He'll even smoke you out.

>>741341510

Chu Moldy

Also, Vapes are for faggits.

_Hating ass nigga kicked from discord.

>>741341440
Idbro Korea poster.

I ran into him on another board. He is from Bulgaria and shitposts on pol and int

>>741341722

Cunts couldn't handle the banter huh

>>741341722
>:^)

>>741341722
You can come back when you can learn to not be a faggot.

>>741341738
is it Dunners?

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>>741341795
fuck y'all discord nibba.
I am the DragonLord!

>>741341582
this is why we need white genocide smh tbh fam

>>741341819
yes.

i'm lonely

i'm cry

>>741342795
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLrLjDTkicM

Hamilton
I love cock

>>741342795
dont sit on your computer then you fuck. get a hobby

>>741342961
show me your ass hole

>>741343018
shit posting is my hobby

>>741343165
non-internet hobby

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>>741343018
Plus it's uncomfortable, use a chair.

>>741343192
wtf did you jus say to me bish

>>741343324
got any non-internet hobbies?

>>741343457
no
how do i get gf?

>one chance at life
>born in the UK instead of NZ
>can't just get permanent residency for showing up with a british passport anymore
;-;

>>741343502
Be attractive
Shower twice a day, smell nice
Wash your socks
Fart before you go out
Be confident

>>741343591
New Zealand is shit though, why would you want to be here?

>>741341480
If you are Morgana, thanks for showing me there really are women in NZ. Hot ones too!

>>741343591
>one chance at life
>born in NZ instead of the UK
>can't just get permanent residency for showing up with a New Zealand passport anymore )*@

>>741343591
I feel for you man. After spending time in the UK I realise just how fucking awesome New Zealand is.

>>741343690
Its not so much that NZ is awesome, its more that the UK has turned to shit.

>>741343620
how to do with none of those things?

>>741343797
Buy a woman from China

>>741343502
just go up to a girl you like and start sniffing her asshole.

worked for me!

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>>741340460

>>741341305
kyss come back

>>741343836
where do I get one from?

>>741343840
snif ass hole. I will report back once I has accomplished this task.

i need to buy desk.
where you get desk from?

also, post your desks.

>>741341582
describe the smell of said panties...

>>741344003
cunt

>>741344003
kind of like a mixture of piss, shit and sweat

>>741343659
Who the fuck want's to live in that Muslim-Infested Shit Hole

>>741344260
HOW MANY MORE DO YOU HAVE THIS STUFF IS GOLD

Edmund

>>741344260
that must have been quite some time ago.
oh how I've changed.

>>741344405
ya get more when you fuckin earn it cunt

>>741344260
these faggots in these screen shots always depress me. they're a bunch of literal nobodys

>>741344630
>t. mad nobody
KEK

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>>741344630
>>741344630
fight me

>>741344744
as i said i feel depressed for them. not mad at all sweety

>>741345090
Keep replying hahahahaha

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>>741345157 (You)
hahahahhahah okay hahahahhaha

>>741345090
y u feel depressed?
it was a glorious time.

>>741345590
because they're a bunch of nobody namefags trying to be cool

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Wheres the cheapest place to get a cheap moped/motorcycle looking for something under $500 ?

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>>741345090
>actually feeling depressed over literal nobodies
that makes you more of a useless faggot than they are

so the gf is perssuring me to watch her fuck maori. am i nuts for even considering this?

>>741345804
good luck finding something for that price.
try turners car auctions. you never know what you're gonna get.

>>741345750
what do you mean nobody?

>>741345870
you are a cuck.
deal with it cuck.
you cuck.

>>741345870
dump her and let her fuck the maori, find yourself a loyal girl. It's not hard.

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>>741345750
are you salty cause you went on tc and everyone ignored you?

>>741345870
>>741345870
fuck the maori in front of her and maintain eye contact throughout the entire ordeal to establish dominance.

>>741346077
no one has ever ignored me in my entire life sweety

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>>741345870
a real man wouldn't entertain the thought for a second.
but you aren't a real man.

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>>741346193

>>741346193
>sweety
kys

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>>741346193

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>>741346193
>sweety

>>741346460
i like this picture.
can I look at it in full size?

>>741346460
hello dear show panty pls

>>741346561
pls no steal. view only

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>>741346610

>>741346675
this faggot so new he saved the fucking thumbnail kek

>>741346804
Fuck yo ball ass nigga.
It was a joke.
din even save.
i am goodboy

>>741346635
>looks at panties
>no bulge

fuck this nigga i'm out

>>741347205
>looks at protruding nose
>looks at pink eye
>looks at duck lips

fuck this nigga i'm out

post your desk

>>741348176
you post yours first

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>>741338919
! bet you drive an 18 wheeler and think you're a big dick..... How cute!

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>>741348176

>>741348478
I don't have one.
I am to buy one.
Not sure what to get.

>>741348764
too smol for me. I have a 27" monitor.

>>741348787
eh i have my comp elsewhere, just on a table

>>741348925
I need a longish desk eh.
not sure if I get a straight one or a gay one.
nah ye lel. like an L shaped one.
decisions decisions.

>>741349030
corner desk is kinda comfy aye

>>741349140
I have just discovered Target website.
I have already looked through the warehouse/warehouse stationary desks.
I am now browser target furiture.

never mind, Target has shitty furniture.

I'm just gonna have to steal a couple of milk crates and some road signs and build my own desk.

>>741349418
go to bunnings buy a wooden benchtop and some legs, give it a nice finish, boom new desk

>>741349580
I will never enter a Bunnings.
They only hire creatures to work there.

This thread now belongs to the Iron Throne.
Of which I am sat.

I am the DragonLord.

aka Fuck Discord.