Tell me your deepest secrets /b/.... You are completely anonymouse.

I was banned frm nobanchan

I am currently wearing a big butt plug at work. The one that hurts like hell when I remove it.

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>>741337932
>>741337932
>>741337932

>>741338003
Not right now... It's tingles of pleasure every time I shift on my chair, and blushing when I go to the toilet or to a meeting.
But later on when I want to replace that plug with something else...

>>741337716
I post pictures of my wife and greentexts of some of her sexy escapades. She'd be furious if she knew

women older than me have sexually traumatized me and I am sexually attracted to older girls.

>>741338496
Do it.

>>741338585
green text

>>741337716
I eat babies

>>741337716
Mom fonger friend car

>>741338735
Do what?

I don't remember it too well because i was young, but I tried to poison my sister when i was maybe 4 or 5 and she was 2-3 years old. She always annoyed me but now we're cool and im glad i either didn't poison her, or it didn't work

>>741338841
post pics and green text.

>>741338813
Is that a sentence?

>>741339151

it is.

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>>741337716
> few years ago
> used to go to random instagram pages of people I knew and click through people in their contacts
> just kind of wiki-walk through instagram, see what I'm missing out on
> one day see the profile of a girl who is friends with a friend of a person I know
> she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
> fall deeply in love with her on the spot
> never met her
> never heard her voice
> never been in the same room as her
> can't stop thinking about her
> to this day I still think about her
> I could probably meet her if I really wanted to but I don't want to become a lunatic and I don't know what I would say to her if I did anyway

My life is empty.

>>741339117
That would somewhat derail this thread, as it's a secrets thread, not a wife pics or greentext thread.

Besides, you've probably seen them all

>>741339195
Slide into her DM's

>>741339306
What does that mean?

You mean find her on Tinder?

>>741339219
Then make the thread yourself, mate.

>>741339372
Good idea. I may do just that

i take showers with my military wife but its not sexual.

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I have a fetish for mature/granny tranny's. I love how hard they work to act/look feminine and I love their nasally voices.
I literally could stimulate and manipulate their prostates for hour until they fall a screaming orgasmic heap into my arms.

I am a homosapien, but i've yet to tell anyone. plz keep a secret

>>741339151
Get the fuck off my board newfag summercuck!

>>741339366
Go on her Instagram page and Message her

>>741339557
>my board

>>741338813
okay what

>>741339475

biggest fucking degenerate on four chan.

>>741339580

actually, it is his board....

I've taken pics of my ex my best friend and my current gf passed out they have no clue...

>>741339627
Post them

>>741339117
>>741339672
Somebody is desperately thirsty

I never told anyone about the fact my elementary school principal was a pedophile who really liked me. I often wonder if he's the reason I ended up a masochist.

I know two ways of saying cheese pizza in spanish

>pizza con queso
>chibola

Look it up in your friendly neighborhood xvideos.

I enjoy exposing my ex on 4chan ... the best part is posting her and having other anons look her up and post her information for all to share and spread

Test post please ignore

>>741338813
On touche mine in car

I got friendzoned by a shemale prostitute.

I want my fiance to be more sexual. I keep going on kik and finding porn, which is fucking easy apparently. she's on the pill, i think that's the biggest hormone fucker out there

reply if you can relate

>>741340645
you must be extremely undesirable

>>741339627
Naked?

>>741340240
You are not alone. I did it with my current gf too

>>741340871
Nice I'm too pussy

>>741340922
Do you have a current gf too?

>>741340981
Yeah

>>741341003
It's so exciting, trust me. But also too risky. Actually no one messaged her

>>741341056
Damn that's good

>>741341056
It's exciting with my ex I can only imagine

Me pone cachondo montar putas en el coche en GTA.

>>741341184

a mi me pone cachondo acordarme cuando me follaba a mi hermanita.

I've let girls of a questionable age watch me fap on cam

>>741341248

yeah we know faggot.

i invented to atheism meme.

i made my best friend cum in his sleep while he was passed out from alcohol when we were in high school

>>741339195
Wiki-walk your ass in to them DM's

I shared my girl with a co-worker

>>741341113
Yes, I love knowing someone has her private pics and knows who she is

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I do big cums

My father started having sex with me when I was 12. Every time after he finished he'd hit me (sometimes just once, sometimes beating the shit out of me) and call me a faggot who was forcing him to do it. He said he'd kill my mom and little sister in front of me if I ever told anyone about it.

My secret is I started to enjoy it a little and while I don't like to fuck men as an adult, I definitely have a domination fetish with women.

I was having sex with a married woman. We were both early 20s and she was in TV marketing, ie she helped design commercials and sell them to companies. Her job was high demand on her time and she did not want kids to mess that up so I had to use condoms with her and apparently so did her husband. She was always a bit of a bitch but had a banging body so I put up with it. She took shit to far one day and went on about how I should worship her and basically do whatever she said because I was so out of her league. Now obviously her husband and I don't like eachother. He never actually caught us doing anything but he suspected heavily and didn't like me around her. So she starts on about how much better her husband is than me and when she makes it big I'm out of her life. She calms down eventually and apologizes but the damage is done for me. From then on I poked holes in every condom we used a few even broke entirely. I also poked holes in the condoms her husband used but was more careful with those. Just one needle poke each. Well one of us got her pregnant. I stayed in contact with her while she pregnant because when we were able to meet up I didn't have to use a condom while she was pregnant. So I fucked her bareback for a good few months until she gave birth. The very first time we met up after, she pulled out a condom. It was now I decided I was finally done with her said no thanks I just came to say goodbye and left her. Best part is she never went back to work she's a stay at home mom and they live off her husbands meager income.

>>741341949
does your feet hurt too?

>>741337716
I actually can't cook eventhough I'm a culinary student. I don't know what I was thinkin when I signed up for it.

>>741341983

kill yourself you fucking closeted homosexual faggot.

>>741341983
That sounds hot af. Give me the details what he did while I jerk off to you.

Since last year I've been visiting escorts on the regular. After my last break up the visits have become more frequent to the point that i think im addicted to them. I've even started spending money on camgirls.
Between escorts and camgirls im spending more money than i have but i just cant help myself whenever the urge arrives...

>>741337716
I watched my son get circumcised and I enjoyed it.

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I'm fucking my best friend's wife. She's gorgeous and really slutty. I love fucking her and making her cum. She says I make her cum harder than anyone she's been with. She also gets off on cheating. Pic related.

>>741341316
Some fucker like you (guy) sucked my dick while I was asleep
Can't believe I didn't wake up

>>741342835
nope! you posted a totally different girl a few days ago. I call bullshit

>>741337716
This thread again? It's the same 4 or 5 secrets over and over, with solace bullshit in between

>>741342932
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I only watch rape porn, its the only thing that does it for me...and I often fantasize about rapeing someone. I really wish I could change

>>741342990
People lead normal lives
Do something about it

>>741343077

fucking deviant. kill yourself.

>>741343077
>>741343800
Sublime gets my dudes!

>>741343077
I would offer my girlfriend to you

>>741343800
I'm hoping it's just a phase, otherwise I most likely will kill myself lol

>>741337716
I jack off fantasizing about my mom being a huge slut who fucks anybody and gets pissed and spat on

some of my boyfriend's friends sometimes fuck me up the ass. i don't want it but it's been going on too long to tell my bf or the police i'm afraid they'll think i wanted it and now just changed my mind

>>741344339
Yeah that's happening to 17 other people I know what a predicament.

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>>741344488
>>741344488
>>741344488

>>741344078
has anybody ever abused her before? tell me what she looks like.

I love hearing her scream and cry for mercy. I love how she says your name and prays for you to save her as I jam my dick in her tight holes. Having her begging me to stop as i i take someone else's girl gets me hard as a rock.

>>741344339
i'm sure he's gotten pretty popular all of a sudden

>be 15, best friend is a girl
>she's troubled
>we hang out and take a lot of pictures together
>she dresses me up in her clothes for art
>months go by and this is a normal thing we do
>one day I'm wearing her skinny jeans
>she sees my cock's outline
>she gets on her knees

>>741344957
She has never been abused. Someone touched her while she was drunk in a disco but she doesn't ever remember it. She is a blonde and skinny 20yo teen

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>>741345113
>20yo teen

>>741345113
not a teen anymore if you're older than 19.

>>741344339
only ever up your ass ? they don' touch your pussy ?

>>741345215
>>741345237
Sorry, I didn't want to write teen

Where to start.
I raped a girl a few years back.
Her crying while I Facefucked the shit out of her made it hotter.

I sometimes enjoy the smell of my own crotch sweat. Other times it disgusts me.

Oh. And I never seed my torrents.

>>741345440
>Oh. And I never seed my torrents.
you evil bastard

>>741345440
Greentext the rape story?

>>741345286
no, only my ass. i'm not sure why. it makes me feel so cheap

>>741344078
has anybody ever abused her before? tell me what she looks like.

I love hearing her scream and cry for mercy. I love how she says your name and prays for you to save her as I jam my dick in her tight holes. Having her begging me to stop as i i take someone else's girl gets me hard as a rock.

>>741345113
Nice. how would you react when she came to you, crying ,all roughed up, telling you what happened? would you act like your concerned and felt sorry for her or would you let her know that a filthy slut like her gets what she deserves?

>>741345440
Why? you never thing of the other guys who just want fast downloads?

>>741345895
I would tell her I am so sorry then I would run into the bathroom to jerk off all day long. I hope I could watch too

>>741345440
there's nothing sexier then a crying girl choking on your junk.

but not seeding your torrents? that's just to much you evil bastard.

>>741344339
do you enjoy any part of it ?

>>741341983
Dude.... How the fuck does that happen. But this is b so tell me about your dominatrix fetishes

>>741345880
Oh god this copypasta AGAIN

bestiality really turns me on and makes my dick so hard

>>741346418
Same

>>741346418
I only like watching chicks doing it though, watching a guy fuck an animal repulses me

>>741337716
I have a diaper fetish. I'm currently diapered under some plastic pants and footsy pajamas and the diaper bulge is super obvious. Ama.

>>741339475
>>granny
>>prostate

I can't even start to tell you what's wrong with that sentence

>>741346111
i dunno, a little ? i don't want it but i did discover that i have a thing for domination.

>>741337716
My gf used to hit me

>>741346563
Dad, is that you?

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>>741346418
>>741346563

>>741344339
that's hot. so you basicly get passed around his friends as an anal fucktoy ?

>>741337716
In high school, I made money doing sexual favors for guys. Started with a friend's dad and he introduced me to other guys.

I saved most of the money, because I was making way more than I could explain if I started spending it.

I never had any interest in guys, but I loved making the money. Married with 2 kids now.

>>741345099
more!

>>741346809
No. Go to bed son. I mean anon.

>>741346011
I could drag her into a bathroom stall, push her face up against the wall. you can be there in the stall next to us, you would be able to hear her muffled screams and sobs as i fuck her raw in her ass and pussy. she would be praying for you to save her without her even knowing you were in the very same room getting of on her begging me to stop.

>>741337716
I used to trade my wife's nudes with other dudes on Kik. Kind of a turn on to expose her like that. She always told me the pics we're just for me but I would get do fucking hard thinking about sending them to other guys for their wives on Kik

>>741346969
It's 9:04 AM. Go to work.

>>741346883
>Married with 2 kids now.
>Shitposts on a Khazakistani bottle-cap collecting repository on the internet

I used to housesit for this family that had a 13 to 16 year old daughter(over the years). First thing I would do when I got to their house would go up to her room and sniff and lick her dirty panties clean (she was a slob and left them everywhere). There isn't a better smell in the world than a young teen's pussy and panties. When she was 15 and 16, I found a dildo and vibrator in her room. I slept in her bed naked and jacked off with her panties on my face and rubbed the cum all over her dildo and vibrator tip.

>>741345842
Not much of a story, really.

Young girl I used to work with (18, inb4 FBI) and I used to flirt.
Eventually started sleeping together but she was timid and unenthusiastic in bed, so meh, sex, whatevs.

Then she had to stop taking the pill for some reason (made her cramps worse).
Unenthusiastic sex and condoms is pretty shit. Pulling out and blowing on her tits is also shit.
I suggested she blow me to finish, which she agreed to, but just never finished the job. Her jaw would hurt, or her neck.
She'd always apologise and then for the next few days keep talking up how much she wants it, and how she can't wait till she swallows my load next time...

One night I got the shits.
Starts out typically, a little foreplay, shitty cowgirl, fuck her from behind, she gets hers.
I get close, pull out. She fucks around a bit before going down, so I'm no longer edging. Two minutes in complains her neck hurts, tells me she is sorry.

I smiled nicely, told her it's ok. Told her to lay back and relax, I'll help.
"What do you mean?"

Open your mouth. There, is your head comfortable? Here, I'll do it, you can relax.

By this time I've already pushed it further into her mouth than she has ever done, and she has tried to pull back when it hit her throat. Oops, pillow in the way.
I start pumping away, it feels amazing to have my cock scraping down her throat, you can feel it all around. She has already gagged a few times, I tell her I'm close it will all be over soon (bullshit, this feels great and I've slowed down to make the most of it).
She squirms a fair bit, but my knees are pinned one under one shoulder one over the other, and her head it stuck on the pillow.
I look down and smile encouragingly, and notice she's started crying. The look in her eyes really sets me off, and suddenly I'm right on the edge. Twist my fingers in her hair, push myself down until my balls are pressed hard against her mouth and empty the largest load in living memory down her throat.

>>741342011
Still not as evil as working for infomercials.

>>741347287
She gags heavily (probably threw up bit nothing can get past).
The feeling of her throat muscle reflex almost makes it painful, but so amazingly good.

I pull out and get off her. She rolls over and heaves a little, then lies there crying.

I ask if she's ok, was I too rough.
She doesn't respond, so I pull her up to me and hug her, and ask again if she's ok.

She nods, and gets up and gets dressed.


She didn't talk to me for two weeks after, but then starts flirting like nothing happened and we go back to fucking since she's back on the pill.

Left her a few weeks later since even without a condom the vanilla sex was pretty average.

Fin.

>>741346878
eh... i guess ? though it's only ever one at a time, they try to catch me alone and then... yeah.

I was a male prostitute at 13 and enjoyed getting fucked by daddies online in their homes or in public.

>>741344339
sounds like you're being treated the way you should be treated.

>>741347558
>>741347287
kill yourself asshole

>>741342011

Love stories like these

>>741345440
>Rape story is just made up to make a stupid torrent joke
Faggot

>>741348256
Why?

She was getting what she wanted without considering my needs.
Isn't that rape as far as modern feminists are concerned?

Aren't I the real victim here?
If I had tits this would be an uplifting tumblr story of self empowerment..

>>741346878
>>741348060
Stupid faggots, just kill yourself

>>741337716
when I was 13 I told my best friend I had to take a shit but I wasn't really taking a shit, I was fucking his sister :v)

>>741348700
why ?

>>741339195
>fall deeply in love on the spot
>never even seen her
>life is empty
kys

>>741344339
do they ever cum inside you ?

>>741340781
Same here!

>Be me, when just turned 15
>Bi, in online relationship with guy
>he is 17
>I meet him irl
>he wants to fuck, we fuck
>he leaves me
>depressed for months
>try to kill self twice, fail both times
>years later
>realise what he did is illegal and abusive
>am currently looking for him
>I'm going to get that cunt arrested

Nobody believes this story but why would I lie on a fucking image board

>>741349798
one of them always finishes inside me. the rest usually use a condom

Why the hell would you ruin those pages

I get off on the thought of being raped and forced to get pregnant after taking countless cock's and gallons of cum.

>>741345099
>>741346955
>she unzipped my/her pants and started to give me head, still some of the best I've gotten. She was very firm and determined to suck cock
>doesn't happen again for a while
>one day I'm wearing her clothes again and she gets on top of me and starts kissing my neck, rubbing herself against my hard on
>takes off my pants, gives a blow job, then bends over for me in her tight pants
>she tells me to have her way with her she "doesn't care anymore"

>>741350545
All women do

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted milf. I have explicit pics and videos of the unaware bitch. She would be beyond humiliated if she knew that so many people know exactly what her tits and cunt look like and what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

ex gf cheated on me. Been in a new relationship for about 9 months now. Always at least a little suspicious/worry about something happening.

Im a damn furry

I was raped by a dog once when I was young

I have lucid dreams that I fuck my classmates while at school

I fucked a nigger once

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>>741351729
I raped this fag when he was younger.
Shit was cash, chilled with some peanut butter after.

>>741351151
Anyone interested in the milf email me barrydawson363 at gmail

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>>741352224
Not sure what you mean by that?

>>741351886
Did you call them afterwards?

>>741347224
Finally a good one!

>>741339195
James?

lately ive been fantasizing about killing people

>>741348620
Cause you shoved your cock down her throat even though she paniced and tried to push you away, you selfish piece of shit. People like you don't even deserve to have sex. You just take it for granted and have no idea what a privilige this actually is.

Meanwhile I have to sit here, forever alone and isolated in my room at my parents house, being a sociophobic virgin and read shit like this. I would treat a woman with respect and try to satisfy THEIR needs if I ever got the chance to be intimate with another woman. I would rip your fucking dick off if I knew who you are.

>>741350757
>>741345099
anyone want to hear more? I remember a lot from it right now

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>>741352971
Women don't like white night neckbeard faggots like you. They like men who take control

>>741337716
I love women's bodies, and I am repulsed by the sight of other men's cocks, but I have no interest in fucking women in the vagina. I only want to get blowjobs and stuff it in their assholes. So, I don't really qualify as a faggot, but do I qualify as hetero? I am married and not getting what I want. Maybe I just want to get back at my wife for being a useless pos.

I love you guys

>>741347199
What?

I steal all my friends phones when they are drunk and get all the nudes of their gf's.
Later I jerk off to them.

>>741352971
I was actually reading until I got to the 2nd paragraph. Ahaha, what a fool of me for taking bait.

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>>741352971
I'm sure she secretly loved it.

Most women fantasize about rape.

>>741339195

http://readms.net/r/jagaaaaaan/17/4343/7

>>741353619
You are my hero

>>741353502
I don't even grow a proper beard. I barely even have a moustache and just a tiny but on my chin, my neck is completely smooth.
>>741353634
Why do you think this is bait?

>>741353619
Pics or it didn't happen

>>741353695
Thanks anon. Means a lot to hear that.

>>741353477
Yeah sure

>>741346977
It's still summer?

Back in 2000 I was the one who let the dogs out.

>My cousin and I are close. One day she comes over for a visit and tells my how her boyfriend would rather play stupid Xbox then play with her. She tells me how she always has to play with herself and that she misses getting eaten out.I tell her I would be happy to help with that. She gives me a weird look while bitting her lip. It didn't take long before she said fuck it and off comes her shorts. I lay her down on the couch for the best pussy ever. We start fucking right there on the couch. Then we hear that my daughter is getting up in her room and that makes me cum inside my cousin as we panic to get are close back on before my daughter comes in to sees us. We act normal the rest of the day. Later that we to find out my cousin is pregnant we dont say anything to anyone and let her boyfriend think it's his.

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>>741354024
Ok

Hi again everyone

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

>>741354284
Sorry for the bad spelling I was faping as I was typing it.

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>>741354370
Great work. Moar?

>>741354122
>we fuck for months
>she's skinny, fit, and tight despite baggy clothes at school. she was a bicyclist
>she loved it from behind
>years later I find out she'd get drunk and give handjobs

>>741337716
>i put a 3ish inch knife in a random persons shoulder 2 times while high on go fast

>I've been kidnapped by gang members who wanted to fraud me and extort my family but I escaped due to pure luck

>i have a really bad drug addiction do to all the bad shit I've done I can't make the thoughts go away

>i ate 25tabs of nbome hoping it would kill me but instead It made me paranoid an violent then a week later I was hospitalized due to seizures

>im going to jail for the first thing but they just said I hit them even though 90% sure I got ppl who wanna trunk me for it

Growing up we had a huge walk in shower. My mom, sister, and I would always take showers together.

>>741337716
I want my wife to turn me into a sissified cuckold.

>>741355014
Cont

>my ex intentionally gave me herpes cause I stole her MacBook cause she lied and said I was abusing her biggest sociopath I've ever met

>passed herpes on to girl I cared about ex got ahold of her and told her about the stabby incident

>girl I cared about left and her family is also bikers and shit she mad about herpes

>I was paying rent with dope money and the one I liked knew that

>seen 4 niggers in a car parked outside my house at 3am

>lost damage deposit homeless till I get paid last check. Jail time after next month unless I can pay my lawyer before then. life's rough.

>>741355326
Does she know?

>>741355014
Tell the kidnapping story

>>741352971

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>741355431
You suck at life

I had a girlfriend that would sneak a hidden camera into the girls locker room at are local pool.

>>741355571
Yea you don't know the half of it

>>741355584
Nice!
Hoe did that start?

>>741355536
Kidnapping story

>be me 17
>youngin coming up in the ope game
>start from a 8 move up to a zip
>moma is wack job bipolar control freak
>sees me leaving house a bunch
>school constable is on my ass but can't find nothing
>end up dropping out 2 courses of my diploma cause my mom reccomended it
>kicked out of home when she's having an episode
>stay at shelters for months spend my money like a retard 17yr old
>native gang members notice me chilling in Tim Hortons and Rob me for earthing when I leave
>head stomped by 5 dirty neitchies for solid 5mins
>they leave and I haul ass the fuck out of there
Cont if you want I'll speed it up but needed back story

i get off by having other guys get off on my girl pics from faceapp

>>741355557
what's so funny about that, idiot

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>>741339475

>>741354386
Haven't seen you around in a while slut, have you posted any new pics latley?

>>741355982
I don't know how long she had been doing that. I came home early and saw her masturbating to a mom trying to help her daughter's put on there swimsuits while they ran around naked. I kicked her out of my house that day.

>>741356286
>days later after recovering from that beating I finally am OK but everything hurts
>meet another homeless kid while on my lonely journey in life
>we chilling and end up going near area I got stomped on bus to go find place to sleep
>im no mathematician but pretty fucking slim odds of running into anyone where we're going
>run into chug gang member from before
>ohfuckfuck.jpeg
>dont wanna get stabbed so listen to what he says
>makes both me and let's say n wait for his boss
>his boss has big plans gathers more native gang members to watch us
>feeds us meth so we listen to what they say and plays with our heads
>apparently Mr nigger native kept my wallet from when they jumped me
Cont if any interest

>>741339219
You sat the same shit every secrets thread. FUCK OFF

I would love for a Dominant woman to take control of my chastity keys

>>741354370
that is not nude

I have a friend staying with me. She has been a friend of mine since our teens and I have always been in lust with her. Last night she went out for lunch with another friend of ours from school. He just got divorced and is feeling free again, she wanted to help him celebrate a bit. 5 hours later she gets driven back to my place and hurled out of the guy's truck. She's yelling and screaming and he calls her a teasing bitch, then he lays rubber and skedaddles. She is drunkenly ranting about the guy taking her up in the woods after getting her drunk and trying to rape her. The only reason she wasn't still in those woods was some old guys came cruising through and offered her a ride home, then threatened to leave the dude tied naked to an anthill covered in his own blood, real injun torture stuff, if he didn't take the lady home unharmed. All that story was a background for later on, after she downed three more beers to forget the whole thing she passes out. I cover her and go play video games. She comes out of my room an hour later, naked, masturbating, peeing, mumbling about asshole men, then lays down in her puddle of piss and passes out again. I am rock hard, busting my jeans. I didn't even think, i stripped and fucked her till my dick was sore. Mouth and pussy, back and forth. I came at least 5 times, then I left there and went to bed. This morning I woke up and she was laying beside me in her jammies. The whole puddle outside my door was cleaned up and the bathroom was cleaned. She didn't hesitate a bit giving me a hug this morning and told me she got cold the night before so she snuggled up with me. She remembered the other guy being a monumental dick but no indication she had any idea of what I did. Either that or she didn't care that I did. She joked about needing a good spanking after inconveniencing the asshole from last night and I even put a couple swats on her when she offered her ass. Either the coolest chick on the planet or completely oblivious.

>>741356920
I took control of a womans husband's key. I enjoyed denying both of them.

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>>741356736
I posted this recently

>>741357217
I'm guessing your not a woman

>>741357318
nope, she just needed a real man in her life. I taught her how to be more dominant to her husband. sometimes people need a self confidence boost.

>>741357187
>Either the coolest chick on the planet or completely oblivious.
Do you realized you are the biggest asshole in this story cause you abused her trust while she was intoxicated. You piece of shit, kill yourself immediately.

>>741357187
Get back into the car with him. You full of shit bud.

>>741345113
Yes

I slept with a cops daughter and got charged for rape, I spent a year and a half in prison and now for the rest of my life I will always been known as a rapist and I hate myself for ever having that tag put on me

>>741357266
post one of you in the outfit you wish to wear today slut

>>741357266
So hottt

>>741357934
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
Who would have known an eight year old girl couldn't keep a secret?

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>>741357513

>>741358114
Ha no I just turned 18 and she was 17 9 months

>>741357266
what else have you posted slut, shown that little cunt yet?

>>741358257
I thought a "cuck" was someone who likes being cheated on? So basically the woman would be abusing MY trust all the time. It literally makes no sense to call me that.

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>>741357187

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>>741337716
This weekend i saw my 14 yo stepdaughter topless a few times, and i tried to tape her. i didn't manage to do it, but i'm confident i can manage it. At one time she hugged me, and her pajam top rolled up, i could feel her beautiful young breasts pressed up against my chest through my tshirt.

A few weeks ago i came into her 18 yo sister's brand new panties (pic related), and she didn't wear them since. But i saw she packed them in her bag for the coming trip, can't wait for it. This week-end i also came into her toothpaste tube.

>>741356806
Oh, diddums. Isn't he getting what he wants, so he's getting all tired and fractious then?

I almost got my friend arrested

>>741358300
Mayyyyybe

>>741358093
Thanks

>>741358049
If my intention was to sit around on /b/ all day maybe, but I might go out and I know the chances of being recognized are slim but better safe than sorry

>>741357187
>Either the coolest chick on the planet or completely oblivious.
Or it's a complete crock of shit - you forgot that possibility

>>741358716
safety will not get you wet

>>741358716
Let's see that cunt.

>>741337716
I've convinced 3 past gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it for me

>>741358895
pic or never happened

>>741358762
there is a difference between dominating a woman and raping her you fucking retard.

who said I couldn't dominate a woman? all she has to do is ask, I would be open to do anything for the woman I love.

>>741358716
show pubes plz

>>741358956
If you have kik I have screenshots

I crossdress in my gf's clothes and suck her co workers dicks. Then watch Loli porn after and jack off

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>>741358789
Maybe, maybe not

>>741358827
>>741358980

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>>741358522
>I tried to tape her


Enjoy your partyvan

>>741359071

where does she work? a gay bar?

I shot my neighbors cat with my .308 once. Pretty much erased half the fucker.
That's what you get for killing my chickens asshole.

>>741359028
4chanDM

>>741359269
Works in an office

>>741357266
not today's date.
You know the rules.

>>741359228
you have a very nice cunt. any with fingers showing it off.

>>741359488
She's timestamped on like two different occasions already I think the whore gets a pass

>>741355461
I've tried bringing up the idea of her sleeping with someone else but she's unwilling. I done some light crossdressing but not to the level I'd like.

>>741359563
as long as she continues to post new she gets a pass.

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>>741357266

protip: if you're going to fake a time stamp, might as well be from today

yw

>>741359703

nice fresh tits

>>741359703
Not fake and I posted that in a thread a few days ago, didn't say it was from today

>>741359572
then you find a real man who would approach her without her knowing but would keep you informed

>>741359563
no because unless it is now.
it is a neckbeard and you can get your kicks elsewhere.

>>741359768
>didn't say it was from today

well now you can

yw

>>741359703

>>741359703
fucktard, were you not paying attention? she already stated that.

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When I was in 9th grade I "hacked" into my schools computer system and erased all my grades and files. I literally removed all evidence of me ever going to school between 5th and 9th grade. Caused one hell of a problem for the school kek and I've been unemployed ever since. Literally couldn't get into any higher education after. Which suits me perfectly.

>>741359809
I've tried finding someone before. No luck yet but I'll keep looking.

ive randomly killed 7 people in the past 2 years

>>741359946
post pic of her and location

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I'm legit considering going trap.

>>741360043
So did I only to find out random doesn't actually exist.

>>741352971
Kek

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>>741359768
>didn't say it was from today
>>741359703
>>741359918
>>741359871

now you can fake a time stamp tomorrow too

>yw

>>741338813
Best friend mom car

i potato at night

>work in office
>one guy can't stand is always a one upper
>has to be center of attention
>he goes to lunch everyday with most of the office people
>I stay back and wait for it to empty out.
>go to guys cube and bare ass shart in his chair everyday
>been weeks, starting to get a musky scent
>people start whispering about smell when he's not around
>plan almost complete.

>>741360159
Closing your eyes, spinning in a circle while point straight out and then killing the person you are pointing at when you open your eyes is pretty random.

>>741359812
then you post a dick pic with a timestamp. well at least the numbers that will fit on your tiny pee pee or get the fuck out.

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>>741359479
>>>741359269 (You)
>Works in an office

yeah, every office I ever worked in some chick had her bf come in and blow all of us.

totally normal and believable

When I was 14 me and my buddy found a corpse in the woods near where we lived.
We used to just go there and chill. Just some dude laying face first in the moss. After a while it smelled to bad so be changed location a little bit further away. Eventually we just forgot about it.
Took a few years before I realized we should probably have reported it...

>>741341983
I told you what I would do if you told anyone, son.

>>741359703
>>741359871
>>741360237
I come to chat mostly, it's not like it's something I can talk to my friends and family about. I occasionally post pictures for a little thrill and because you all are relentless, but recently people have started just acting like total assholes and I'm honestly just about done. Thanks to those defending me, I appreciate it. I might come back in a couple days, I don't know.

I stole around 500 euro worth of beer and jelly beans at my local Lidl in a 6 month period.
Only stopped because I moved and Lidl is too far away now.. Shame really.

when my wifes friends come over on the weekends to drink and hangout I make them their drinks and stick my dick in all the glasses to stir them. satuday night i stirred 12 drink with my hog. watched as they all drank them.

>>741360740
I don't blame you for bailing, any chance you can drop a throwaway before you go?

A year before I met both of them, a friend of mine put some shit on a girl's drink and raped her. She became my girlfriend a few months ago and told me about it. I am planning how to put him in jail so he gets raped as well.

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>>741360815
>beer and jelly beans

>>741360218
kek yourself normalfag, you've never had real problems in your life

>>741355431
>seen 4 niggers in a car parked outside my house at 3am
Wtf

>>741356787
More

>>741360887
It was simple to steal and the isles kinda hidden from view.
>rip jelly bean bag open, pour into plastic bag in my pocket - few seconds
>four beer cans in my jacket pockets
Distract with loud music in your headphones and a fake phone call if needed at the register. And always squeezed in line when there was tons of arabs and shit making noise
No one ever looked twice at me.

>>741360848
Sure I guess. Does anyone know a good and secure service I can use?

>>741359925
Bullshit. They would have kept some kind of backup. My highschool kept weekly tape backups of the entire computer system in a fucking fireproof safe.

>>741358522
Oh, and the girls have to pass in front of our room to get downstairs. My gf and i sleep with the door open (to let the cat come and go) and i can hear the door to their rooms opening. Often on the morning on weekends, i try to keep my morning wood ant to let it get out from my underwear.
I then take off the cover juste before they pass in front of the room, to let them see me with a full hardon while i'm faking being asleep.

So far, i'm pretty sure Sophie (18 yo) saw me once, but she didn't comment on it.

>>741361293
My school had 60 something students. Smack down in the middle of nowhere.
There was no back ups. We didn't even have internet until my last year (in 2001)

>>741361184
tutanota and runbox are pretty decent.

>>741360043
Story??

>>741361184
Dropbox

>>741360306
More

>>741361184
please, need more.

>>741361184
anonymous Kik account

>>741337716
I'm going to therapy for depressed mood and my parents think I'm alright but I cut to ease pain.

>>741352971
This mindset is the cause of your chronic virginity

>>741359438
I call bullshit. no pics sent.

I fuck married women.

Massive thrill in seducing them, getting in their heads and making their panties wet. Use text, email and phone to encourage them to dip fingers in wet pussy and taste them when at work, their kids sports or while husband is nearby but busy.

Months of ground work then finally when we fuck it's mind blowing intense. Always bareback. Teach them to love making me spurt lots of cum all over them.

Eventually lose interest and start on next target.

>>741337716
>be me
>friend invites me over for pizza and beers
>get to her house and hang out with her and her son watching Hunger Games
>son goes to bed early
>we start talking about life and shit
>old memories of us dating cone back
>those were fun days anon
>yeah they were
>sucks being alone, hate it when my husband has to leave for training
>I can only imagine what it must be like
>we talk and drink beers all night
>I get up to grab another and fall to the floor
>we both laugh it up
>let me help you anon
>she stumbles and falls on me
>we lay there laughing like drunk idiots
>our lips get closer and our breathing gets heavier

cont?

I am insane

I crashed into three (parked) cars in New York while on holiday and escaped.
They were really nice cars as well..
Luckily the car I was driving belonged to my uncle and was already a piece of crap.
I blame it on the yanks driving on the wrong side of the road.

>>741361886
Continue faggot

>>741361864
You're a monster.

>>741361481
>2001
Oh, well that would explain it.

>>741341983
Your father needs to be put to death.

>>741361735
I already have kik on my phone and there's personally identifying info in it

>>741361548
>>741361685
Thanks, making one now.

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>I'm not as sure of myself as I seem
>If presented with the opportunity of doing stuff with a dildo molded after my dad's cock, I'd probably do it
>I think cartoon humanoid furry porn is hot
>I like feet. Like a lot. More than anyone really knows.
>I have a the tinniest crush on my friend Eric. He's a chubby asian guy, but he's tall, has a deep voice, and he's really cool.
>I fantasize about being gangbanged
>I'm a burning sjw type, but muslims make me uncomfortable


I have more secrets, but they're so bad I can't even bring myself to type them

>>741361754
why dont you smoke weed anon?

I love teasing my wife's best friend by letting her see my hard on through my pants or drppoing a semi down the leg of my loose shorts.

She's divorced, not attractive, has no male attention and when my cock is on display she's speechless and can't look away. I act like I don't know she is paying attention and like I have no sexual interest in her.

>>741362364
this

>>741361864
Willing to share any text conversations

>>741362364
prolly doesn't have any friends and subsequent connections...

>>741360848
>>741362261
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>>741361735
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>>741361637
[email protected]

>>741353477
I do

>>741362048
>I miss her and surprised she kisses me back
>anon....i want you
>we start kissing intensely
>before I know it we are ripping each other's clothing off
>I finger her and suck on her tits
>I grab her and we 69 for what seems like forever
>take me anon
>I get on top and fuck her like I did back on hs
>we I got her climaxing just as i bust my nut on her
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we lay there on the rug and cuddle
>anon...that was...we shouldn't have
>I know but I wanted to
>me too anon but...my husband
>we hear a noise and it's her kid
>mom I can't sleep
>he sees us there and kind of freezes
>she quickly gets up and takes him to his room
>she's crying when she comes back and drones on about her husband
>it's ok, we both wanted it
>I know anon but it was wrong
>was it?
>I miss her again
>she doesn't pull back
>we fuck again and knock out on the couch

needless to say the morning after was weird so i kind of just bounced. we're still best of friends, we just never talk about that night anymore

>>741352971
>tips fedora, turns 360° and walks away