I ate cuddlefish
>>741325150
Enjoy it cuddling your insides and your imminent upset stomach and probable diarrhea.
>>741325260
It was spicy and fishy
Cuddle this DICC, gayboi.
>>741325492
does it spicy?
>>741325651
No
>>741325701
o-ok
>>741325862
Get sucking
>>741325967
wem
>>741326050
can I cuddle it while sucking?
>>741326127
Hello
>>741326127
Ya that will b fine.
>>741326202
what up boiiiiiiiiiiii
>>741326260
truck yeah bb gurl
[LOUD NOISES]
>>741326360
Nothing much
>>741326393
who are you
>>741326417
thats cute. Is that new?
>>741326481
THE ONE
THE ONLY
DANGER CAAAAT
>>741326481
Nope
>>741326547
who's that?
nice to meet you
>>741326611
is that one new?
>>741326671
Yep that one is.
>>741326627
nah I'm an old poster we've met many times before
>>741326360
Ur a gurl.
>>741326710
and then there is my favorite!!!!!!
>>741326741
oh. I apologize. I just don't recognize your name.
>>741326890
I posted that one just for you
>>741326876
I am now actually...
>>741326993
thanks :3c
>>741327012
Gross, git away from me!
>>741327109
o-oh....
>>741327178
Is dat the soudn u make wen some1 hump ur BUTT?!
>>741327280
I meow and sometimes make other cat sounds to enhance the yiffing.
>>741327368
Soft wems ᶦᶰᵗᵉᶰˢᶦᶠʸ
>>741326890
i have like 800 names its chill
the quality of the content of my posts is irrelevant to how well you know me
>>741327496
I only give intense wems
>>741327546
o i c
so what's crackalackin, Brometheus?
Oh god it burns!
>>741327680
>>741327680
life sux but this weed makes it all better
smoking girl scout cookies out of a perc it's amazing
>>741327680
A good boi you are.
>>741327710
stooooooooooooooooooop
>>741327808
I like thin mints and somoas or whatever it's spelled.
>>741327822
good GIRL
>>741328065
Never had either. y'all probably got areally different assortment of stuff that isn't like most popular type stuff like OG or girl scouts cause I'm in canada
>>741328065
If ur a girl, then no bepis for you.
Gross, ew girl, ew wem, ew U.
>>741328065
I already stopped but it's too late. Give me more self control.
>>741328154
ohhh. Idk what canuk girl scouts have to offer for cookies. Ours are really good here.
>>741328173
b-but I am still wem.
>>741325150
Fuck you! cootlefoosh are perfect. I'm a grumpus now.
>>741328339
NO
>>741328332
drink more of that good corn liquor so you cant make hard benis
>>741328347
i used to feed their bones to my birds
>>741328339
wait are we talking about marijuana or baked goods becuase I've been talkinga bout marijuana
I'm reallyfuckin baked rightnowI'm sorry and also my keyboard is on its last legs so good luck reading my sentenceslylyl
>>741328431
;~;
>>741328468
I've been talking about baked goods. I am a pure child and I doughnut partake in the consumption of The Devils Lettuce.
Your sentences are just fine doughnut worry lad.
>>741328456
Corn liquor?
>>741328623
2 bad
>>741328456
But why?
>>741328623
i likecookies too
>>741328655
liquor distilled from corn. get with the program yo.
>>741328689
3 bad?
>>741328717
because I am a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a shit about anything but myself
>>741328783
I like big sot ones with lots of chocolate chips.
>>741328977
choccy chips suc :c
I like ones with gimger and cimanim:3 I make them the best super good everyone likes them ~
>>741328977
U bad, hehe!
>>741328977
Just don't hurt my water lizards.
>>741328977
I don't think we have that here.
Does it have to be corn? I have half a bottle of scotch whiskey.
>>741329147
well fuck you too. chocolate chips are bad? why?!
I do like ginger and cinnamon too.
>>741329150
punish me senpai
>>741329182
I've eaten frog before.
>>741329225
corn liquor is the best. oherwise you can use potato, rice, wheat, other things. but corn is best.
>>741329422
i just dun like choccy chips... im sorry...
>>741329495
but whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy
>>741329422
Ill punish you, ill punish you real good like. Bend over.
New rick and morty sucked ass
>>741329560
idk i just not a big chocolate eater... its too rich for me, makes me feel ill if I have a lot
>>741329422
Can't drink during the week anyway.
>>741329632
no spoilies please
>>741329613
*bends over
>>741329632
i cri
>>741329661
hmmm. well fine then. if it makes you sick then I guess that's an ok excuse.
>>741329734
oh gay :c
>>741329632
Plebbitor detected.
>>741329822
Good boi.
>>741329822
What's wrong with gay?
>>741329822
i like it sometimes... especially at my time of the month but um aside from that it just overwhelms my mouth... I;m very sensitive
>>741329899
did I do good dad?
>>741329926
it's a bad gay
>>741329951
:c I am sorry. I should make some cookies today.
>>741329743
The promo teaser was basically the whole episode, nothing even happens. 90% of the episode is talking.
>>741330126
cookies are always a good idea.
I'm also partial to spontaneous late night cakes. My auntie and I started doing that when I lived with her nad it was wonderful.
>>741330181
gross. I'm waiting til the whle season is done then watching it all in one go. TRying so hard to avoid the spoilies >.<
>>741330258
I'm not kidding it was like a bleach filler episode. I wish it'd get back to the fuckin story from the previous season.
>>741330126
What's so good about corn liquor anyway?
>>741330258
I will make some buttery as fuck chocolate chips. Sorry, but I like choco chip cooks
>>741330391
makes you really dizzy
>>741330427
That's alright, I'm not having any anyway.
>>741330497
I would make you a special batch with like...something else in them. maybe walnuts?
>>741330598
That would be lovelyful <3 ^^;
>>741330598
How about
Deez nuts
>>741330126
Kitty, just toom a 5 hour nap, now sleep is all messed up.
>>741330427
I remember the last time I got dizzy from drinking. I had just drank a bunch of beers. Then I found the whiskey bottle that had a quarter left. I downed the whole thing in about half a minute because at that point I couldn't taste anything.
I knocked a bunch of pictures off the wall while trying to find my bed.
>>741330645
I also have a recipe for these like super soft as dick pumpkin cookies.
>>741330675
hueuhehuehuehuehueehehe
>>741330684
baka!!!!
>>741330839
wait soft as a limp dick or soft as an erect dick or soft like a dick as in it can change from soft to hard based on its level of excitement?
>>741330805
last time I mixed hard liquor with beer I had a really sad tummy. I also ate and smoked a lot of marijuana and got really super dizzy ans made pukes a lot.
>>741330962
soft like a flaccid penis. they are like pillows of pumpkin. pillows of flaccid cock.
>>741331033
Oh I had a sad tummy. Just after I got in bed I threw up. I was not getting up so thankfully most of it shot over the side.
Mixing weed and alcohol is something I hate doing. Even just a little beer is too much.
>>741330839
Give me cookies.
>>741331321
What's new
>>741331288
I doughnut do that anymore. I am a good girl. Last time I had a sad tummy was from I can;t remember.
ok bed time~
>>741331321
give me pretzels. nini snarf
>>741331391
I'm a good boy too. That was a different time.
Nite.
>>741331382
Hunnibuns and I ended up crashing really early. Woke up and can't go back to sleep. What's good on your end?
>>741331391
Night.
>>741331680
Nothing really
Just tried to clean up around here.
I wish I had a copy of "In the Mood for Love" so I could watch it right now.
I wish all men had at least 10 inches of dick or somehow their bodies would automatically no longer function
>>741332209
Why?
Far out. In the meantime my work has crossed a threshold where I am able to play and be completely uninhibited and free.
>>741331806
I've got to do the same. The realtor is coming at 3 to take pics of the house for the ads.
>>741332686
Why are you guys selling your house?
>>741332728
My mom doesn't want to keep paying the mortgage on my grandmother's old house and my sister wants something closer to downtown, so they are looking to get a house with a mother-in-law attachment.
>>741332863
Ah for you and honeybuns?
>>741333276
$1300 well spent
It's raining.
>>741332909
At this point, I have no idea. The house they were looking at rejected the offer because they don't know how to sell a house, so now its just them selling the houses because that was the plan.
>>741327808
Weed is over rated imo. Airsoft is more fun. I mean when the fuk else can you shoot kids who got a bunch of money from their parents?
>>741334283
Oh, I see. I think it will work out though. Housing over there seems more abundant
I guess Snuggles just wanted to try and provoke shit, and leave.
>>741334375
Not anymore
Houses go for 250k to 400k around here
Apartments are cheap in some areas
But since 7.25 is minimum
Most likely going to have 3+ room mates for an apartment
And his family keeps trying to kick him out over to me. And ditch his little bro on the street. (Don't blame them. He's older than me and destroys)
In their defense, you mother fuckers are in your 20s and 30s respectively. There is no reason you shouldn't be living in your own place.
>>741334701
Oh, that's unfortunate to hear
Why can't he come live with you?
and yeah, I know how that is. My friends little brother destroyed his moms house
>>741334829
Hes 31, so you can't blame them wanting them out. And he's lazy.
Because my house is falling apart and old as shit with no AC. And Snarf is a needy bitch bear. And he can't make enough to get an apartment.
Yeah, Matt won't mow the lawn, water it, do dishes or clean up after himself. Cloths all over. Using bathroom sink as a paint studio. And sitting at home smoking weed instead of cleaning up, boxing and getting ready to move. He's stolen the car to get his drugs and money.
So he's asked for it.
>>741334820
Semi agreeable. Have you lived and worked in a Red State that allows lose work labor laws and minimal wage being 7.25. Everything is going up but pay grade. Apartments range from $600 for a studio. Avrg apartment of 1 bed, 1 bath no living room, 1 kitchen cost $850.
Its kinda hard to hold a place. We're dealing with cuts big time since Trump became president. We're rated a step up from Cali. And Cali isn't doing good. I have friends from Cali; the family couldn't afford living because of the economy. Being told Utah is better. Now they found out its cheaper to be in Cali. Because you can afford to move. Not once you moved here. Its a economic trap here.
>>741335947
Ah alright.
its cuttlefish ya faggot
>>741335947
I live in a red state that's minimum wage is 7.25 an hour. I live alone in my own rather spacious apartment and pay my own bills.
I have no pity for people who move from one state to another without doing the research on where they're moving to before hand.
My apartment has 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, a kitchen, a living room, and a dining room. And the closet in the bedroom is big enough to constitute a room in itself.
>>741336506
>>741336612
You're lucky
I also live in a major metropolitan area.
>>741336791
Luck has nothing to do with it.
so early
>>741337011
Kinda does
>>741337089
Agreed
>>741337464
No it kinda doesn't. I worked my ass off to get to where I am. I manage my money responsibly, I did my research into the area before moving, and I live well within my means. I don't have a good or even decent job. To say I lucked out is bullshit and ignores all the fucking work I put into getting to this point.
sup botches
>>741331851
BOI. luv that movie. I watched Chungking Express with my roommates recently. Not often i hear people talking about Wong Kar-Wai
>>741337464
can't believe i woke up this early
I get that there are people who are unemployable due to systemic racism, prejudices, medical reasons etc, but being white men doesn't fall into any of those categories. You can't argue that there is a prejudice against homosexuality either since sexuality isn't even asked about on job applications. It's entirely on the both of you, your failures are not anybody else's fault.
>>741338164
Chunking Express isn't nearly as good. In the Mood for Love is both gorgeous and heartbreaking.
>>741338164
Wong Kar-Wai is the best director to come out of China. He is one of the few directors whose name alone is enough to get me to watch the film.
I also don't care that Tony Leung is Chinese or in his 50s. He is a sexy mother fucker.
>>741338501
yeh. I honestly can't name many other notable artists out of China other than Ai Weiwei. but i feel you on that; when I see Wong Kar-Wai's name on something I pay attention.
Mamoru Oshii is the only other director I will religiously follow.
>>741339190
Cai Guo-Qiang is the best fine artist to come out of China. Ai is good and he gets you thinking, but Cai's work is stunning.
The directors I follow are Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wong Kar-Wai, Terrance Malick, and The Coen Brothers.