Can you imagine never having been alone?

>>741307049
can you imagine if one head died?

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>>741307123
>one head died?

>>741307049
may I call you Stencio Naguira Buscasquez?

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>>741307049
the blowjobs must be amazing. if one gets tired, the other can take over.

>>741307293
id be nervous sticking my dick in the right ones mouth

>>741307049
Can you imagine having to smell your twin's shit every morning?

>>741307333
don't they share the same butthole and vagine?

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>>741307328
yeah but come on, while one is sucking your dick, you can make the other one call her all sorts of dirty names and then they can switch. plus you get to nut on BOTH faces. i wonder if one prefers to swallow while the other prefers to spit?

I'd love to fuck that creature. I could finally say I had that threesome I always wanted to have.

>>741307333
do they mix up food consumption?

>>741307286
lol

>>741307185
They are two different people in one body, each had has its own mind/beliefs/thoughts.

>>741307049
the only time when it's okay to finger your sister

>>741307730
Do they get to vote as one person? Or can one vote Republican and the other vote Democrat?

>>741307522
kill them with fire

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>>741307831

>>741307793
thats not true, i can think of at least a dozen different times its ok to finger your sister!

I'd bang them. They're school teachers now

>>741308077
that works out for them. one can be teaching and the other can keep an eye on the class for students who arent paying attention. but do you have to bring them apples? or just one?

>>741307831
They can't both vote for the same party?

Someone needs to offer them a lot of money to do porn.

The world needs to see this.

So many questions arise from this.

Do they each have different cell phones? Or do they share the same one?

They have two stomachs, so do they both have to poop at the same time? Or does one go and the next one has to go half an hour later.

Does one head get pissed off about this and say "I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO THEN??!?!"

So many questions...

When they drive and talk to each other, is that distracted driving? Does one head get in the way of the other head when looking for traffic at a stop sign?

Does one head bitch at the other for getting in the way? Does the other head tell the bitchy on to shut the fuck up?

>>741308686
>1 small intestine
>1 large intestine
>1 bladder
Does that answer your question, idiot?

Does one head want to check voicemails? Does the other want to go to Chipotle for lunch instead of Taco Bell?

Does one tell the other to stop eating so much Chipotle because it's turning both of them into a fatass?

>>741307522
If one gets really drunk do they both?

When they masturbate, who orgasms?

They only have two arms. How do they play FIFA against each other?

>>741308823

There is video of them driving if you wanna look for it. It was part of a news feature story some years back. I think they had to get two driver licenses or something.

>>741307049
Having never been alone is better than me, having never not been alone.

>>741309106
>>741309157
Yes and both

Better question would be do they have any different personalities? Always together...

they should make 2 clones, and then put their brains in the new bodies

>>741307328
Her right or mine?

>>741309207
Who's name is on the drivers license? Both of them?

So many questions.

>>741307049

I wonder which one would feel anal...

>>741309782
They'd probably both bitch about how it hurts. That would be super annoying.

>>741309782
If you punch one in the face, would the other one feel pain?

>>741307049
whens the worlds first qp video gonna drop

>>741309943
If you chop off your left arm, does the right one hurt?

>>741310027
If I fuck you mom, will you have a little brother?

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>>741307522

>2 stomachs

do they both eat a normal amount and take huge shits??

>>741309824
Just fuck the neck crevice while pressing the heads together.

>>741307049

Do you think they kiss each other when they masturbate?
If one of them starts thinking dirty thoughts, do they both get horny or is the other one just like "Hey why is our vag wet?"
What's the tit situation like? 4 tits total? One malformed one in the middle? Just 1 tit on each side?
I remember reading that each of them controls one side of the body. Do they grab each others' tits and feel each other up?
Does one like it rough and the other like it gentle? Could one be crying and begging to stop while the other one's loving it, but the first just orgasms anyway?

>>741307286
kek

>>741307522
Then they have to look at each other when they take dumps. I wonder if they comment on the dumps they take. Also who gets to touch the pussy? Maybe they split it up. Ok the boobs are mine but the ass is yours. Ok seems fair.

>>741307049
do both of them get drunk if one drinks, who gets drunk faster, who owns whos kidneys, how great is their head game, does one guy get to fuck both of them, if so who feels what, Is it rape since one girl doesnt want it but the other does, can one drive while the other one looks at their phone, is it technicly masturbating if the other half of your body does it for you.

>>741311177
Please tell me this is real. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL.

>>741310143
She doesn't have a uterus

>>741307522

can one die and the other one be alive? kek

>>741311339
unfortunately not

>>741311177
how do they make babies, do both get horny or does only one of them.

>>741311177
>>741311339
this has been posted for years the head in the back is obvious shop

>>741308539
All of my this.

Interesting article about these two headed bitches.

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-10-25/finally-an-answer-about-abby-brittanys-sex-life/

>>741309106
What if one of them became an alcoholic and the other one hated being drunk?

>>741311927
Eh, first time seeing it I guess.

>>741310568
>Do you think they kiss each other when they masturbate?
I sure hope so.
>If one of them starts thinking dirty thoughts, do they both get horny or is the other one just like "Hey why is our vag wet?"
Kek

>>741308539
should /b/ try and pool effort for conjoined twin sex vid

>>741312064
When one of them has the meat sweats and the other one doesn't.

Apparently these two headed bitches are "engaged".

Lucky guy? Or no?

>>741311576
Not for very long.

I bet they cheated on all the tests they ever took in school. That would be awesome.

>>741312328
Fuck yeah lucky guy. Sauce on engagement?

would it need 2 hats or one really big hat?

>>741312260
Oh God, yes!

>>741312082
its ok bby

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Double periods

If one eats a bunch of beans and cabbage and the other doesn't....does one head bitch at the other head for making both of them fart so much?

What if one commits a murder while the other tried to stop it? Would the innocent one end up in jail because of the guilty?

>>741312790
they probably sit around and discuss how wonderful their ass smells

What about careers? I know they are both teachers but what if one decided it wasn't for them and wanted to do something else with their life?

If one head got mad and killed the other head, is it murder or suicide?

>>741313318
itd literally be both

I wonder if either feel responsible for being a nuisance to the other.
Like does Lefty feel like she's the reason Right is a deformed monster? It almost looks like Lefty is just tacked on to a normal grill.

>>741312064
Kill the heretic

who controls the legs?!

>>741313264
That seems like it would be incredibly distracting to the learning environment.
Also, do they get two salaries even though they only teach one class?

>>741313832
Plus, she can't talk to somebody else about it or write in a diary without Right seeing.
She can't even kill herself.

>>741313927
I bet they interrupt the fuck outta each other. That would be so annoying if I were a student.

>>741312260

GoFuckMe?

>>741307049
No

What if they had been born with their heads facing front and back - instead of both front? Man that would be some fukkd up shit.

>>741315920
I would have actually watched their show on TLC if that were the case. That would have been hilarious.

do you think they read each other's texts?

What would happen if they had a kid? Would it also be two-headed?

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>>741316666
four-headed

How rekt do you think their mother's vag is after passing those heads and shoulders thru?

Does double pussies make a quad?

>>741316666
nice

Also, is it rape if one consents but the other refuses?

>>741317094
That could be kinda hot.

>>741307522
Why would they need a boyfriend. They know each other more than anybody. They probably flip coins and take turns masturbating with dildos and really enjoy themselves.

>>741317094
I think a court would have a hard time with this one.

>>741317247
Is that gay of them?

>>741317094
>>741317277

Her sister would be a rape co-conspirator.

>>741317277
Flip a coin.

>>741316666
To be honest they probably aren't capable of reproducing.

>>741317368
They both share the same pussy. How could it be gay?

>>741317467
Are you retarded? They have a womb.

>>741317533
Is it sexual assault if one masturbates and the other doesn't want to?

>>741309639
They each have one and they have separate social security numbers and birth certificates. They even have individual college degrees

>>741317467
I am disappointed in your pessimism, anon. We need all positive energies working on this problem - because a wolrd full of two-headed girls is my dream - and I am not going to sit here while you piss on my dream, you fucking bastard.

>>741317467
Just like 80% of people here.

I saw these girls in Target once like a decade ago. I think they were still in high school.

>>741317617
I think since they share the same pussy they always have the urge at the same time unless one is asleep and the other isn't. Even then I think it would be rude to play with yourself while your sis is taking a nap and I don't think they would do that. Women can fight sexual urges better than us guys can. If these girls were dudes, one would end up killing the other eventually.

>>741317756
You know waaaaay too much about these two bobbleheaded bitches bro....

>>741317970
I am a real man and I can wake one up and pleasure their pussy.

>>741317976
They have documentaries and tv shows bruh

>>741318196
and you have no life?

what if one snores.

>>741311339
Israel did do it

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>>741308209
>>741308077

Without question, I would rather have her(s) be my kids teacher than the best nigger teacher in the world.

>>741318481
bait

>>741317756
so they paid double tuition and took up one seat?

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>>741307049
If one of them commited a crime, would they both go to prison?

what do they look like today?

>>741307049

This picture is so dearly asking to be shooped into a double dick jerkoff pic. Some enterprising anon with shoop skills wanna tackle the project?

>>741311177
god i wish that were me

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>>741315920
Could be a great cop, eyes in the back of his head. Learns to shoot in both directions.

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Would you need 1 or 2 life insurance policies?

>>741318873
Woah

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One likes /pol/, the other voted for Hillary

>>741307522
>A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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They should hook up with Double Dick Dude.

>>741320207
One wants to listen to Alex Jones, the other wants to actually buy a Burkee water filter.

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Worse ways to be connected

>>741320297
Should have left one uncut so he could give each girl a choice of flavors.

Opportunity lost.

>>741320345

Turtle1: I need to shit!

Turtle2: No dude, no! Oh fuck - I need to throw up.

Captcha Hire Mexico

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Can one get fat while the other stays skinny?

>>741320345
>Neither turtle has seen the other

>>741307579
>twoandahalfsome

Is one atheist and the other catholic?

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Conjoined twins that got cut in half... FUCK!

http://gulfnews.com/life-style/general/my-conjoined-twins-had-to-be-separated-1.1155281

>>741307522
So can they fight kaijus or what

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>>741321126
>too old

>>741310236
>i was about to ask the same fucking question.

>>741313318
>this

>>741321126

"She retained the working kidney, so Maliyah went straight on to dialysis. Once she’d recovered from surgery, she would need a kidney transplant. “She can have one of mine,” I said immediately."

Jesus Christ

if it masturbates while the other head doesn't want to is it rape

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>>741321126
So sad

>>741313054
Nope the innocent one would end up in jail simply by proxy

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>>741310236
>>741321234

When the urge to fart arises - which one decides? Do they just let it rip, then point at each other?

So many questions.

Questions I would ask them as we lay naked together after filling them with my cum.

2 hearts and 4 lungs. FUCK!! They should be an athletic powerhouse.

I wonder if one secretly lifts weights with her arm while her sister sleeps, so she'll always be stronger and if the day comes, over power her other head?

>>741322713

I dunno - but now you are making me envision them participating in a celebrity boxing match.

Who should they fight?