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When's the last time you had sex?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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When's the last time you had sex?
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never
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Infinity
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going to lose my virginity tomorrow in a MFF threesome tomorrow, both girls are extremely fucking hot

wish me luck
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you do know you are on 4chan right?
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I want to say april

You stop giving a fuck eventually, don't worry kids.
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I know this one guy. Fucker is 18 and has never been laid. LOL can you imagine that shit?
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About 18 hours ago, it was meh
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Been about a month. I've been jacking off 1-2 day for the past 2 weeks.
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>>741302144
What a waste of a 3some. You're going to last 15 seconds.
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>>741302037
I think it was May.

>of 2015.
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>>741302090
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>>741302144
Here's a pic of them
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>>741302184
I waited until i was 18 and with who i thought was the right person.

I definitely regret doing that shit
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>>741302037
tomorrow for sure.
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>>741302037
Last Thursday I think, my wife and I work too much.
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About 2 years. It's fun and all but I really don't give a fuck about it.
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>>741302283
Imagine how disappointed some of those Christians must be.
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>>741302283
I know that fucking feel bro.

I know

That fucking

Feel

Bro
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>>741302224

nah i prepared for this shit.
tomorrow morning i will masturbate and take dick pills, then its go time.
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This morning. Asian. Nice.
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>>741302037
28 years ago. I'm asexual and aromantic, but I'm old enough that in my day, no one really talked about asexuality or Queer Theory so I had no idea what I was. I just thought I was a freak. So I went through the motions of having girlfriends just to hide my complete lack of interest.

Fortunately, I had a girlfriend who really got off on humiliation so I didn't have to actually fuck her. If I tied her up and completely ignored her, folding my laundry on top of her like a table or resting my feet on her while I watched television, it totally got her wet.
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Two days. Love having a wife that actually enjoys sex. Kids kinda put a damper on the fun stuff but we still good.
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W/ my Serbian+Peruvian sexy gf 2 weeks ago. We live about 4 hours away from each other and 2 hours during the school year.
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>>741302037
>When's the last time you had sex?

A couple hours ago.

With someone else? A couple years ago.
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It's been about a week but I got some killer head yesterday
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>>741302428
Viagra or Cialis?

You better take one in advance so that you know what you're dealing with if you've never taken them before. I can just tell you that Viagra gives me a splitting headache.
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>>741302090
>>741302268
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>>741302037
This morning
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1 hour ago with the wife
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>>741302037
like 3 years ago when my gf left.

uhg.
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A few weeks ago by another "user/liar"
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I'm not even sure. Sometime in the last week. Life's been a blur recently.
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>>741302581
> wife

Doesn't count
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>>741302037
About a month ago
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I'm fucking right now.
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>>741302536
Anyone else not rate head?

Don't get me wrong I wont turn it away, but I have been with quite a few chicks and I just haven't enjoyed getting a blow job as much as other dudes seem to like it. Chicks always seem to pull my foreskin down to far or just do it wrong - I would almost rather just jerk of instead.
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>>741302037
With a woman: 3 years ago.
With a man: A month maybe.
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January feels bad man
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>>741302679
Why doesn't it count? Still has a pussy and loves to fuck....
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Never. Kissless handheldless lookless virgin here
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>>741302037
Literally ten minutes ago.
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>>741303269
The fuck is lookless supposed to mean?
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A couple of months ago with a 16 year old, it feels good to live in a country where its perfectly fine to fuck 16 year olds!
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Couple hours ago
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>>741303385
No female human has ever made eye contact with me. Even my dog sometimes looks away
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>>741303269

Kill yourself
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>>741302037
30 minutes ago
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>>741303519

Same
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Over a year ago.. Wife was pregger and I'm good with beating my own meat
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>>741302752

elephant trunks are no fun for BJs. that's probably why
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>>741302037
2 years and 3 months ago
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>>741302852
Because she has to do it. It's the law. But Alright then, it counts.
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Fucked a girl yesterday and blew some cocks today
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About a week ago. Wife and I are seperated but we have friends with benefits agreement.
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>>741304187

Hows not being able to feel your mutilated donger little jew?
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>>741304631
let me translate that for you

>wife is finally being satisfied but still pities me
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>>741302183
"It's all said and done and my cocks been sucked"
iktf
https://youtu.be/ZyDcktys9EU?t=1m17s
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Friends sister is an escort in my city. She gulped down two big loads last Thursday. Shit was cash.
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>>741303519
What is the Problem
I want to see your face
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>>741302037

5 years ago
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Since I broke up with my ex, about 10 months ago.
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>>741302037
Yesterday, for the first time with a dude
AMA
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>>741302037
almost 3 years. it was bad even when she was hot. I had better orgasms fapping to loli or bestiality or something fucked up.
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>>741302222
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6 days ago
now I need to stop fapping so i can fuck again soon
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Last night
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>>741302144
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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A week ago with pic related.. my "daughter" who is in reality only about half a decade younger than me.
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>>741303480
great but more male parts than girls.

any of her butthole?
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>>741302037
May 1, 2004
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>>741302428
Have fun getting there and not being able to get it up at all because you're nervous and already jerked off lmao
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>>741302037
in about an hour
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>>741305848
wat
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>>741304941
I don't think I'm really so ugly, i don't get it myself. I will not show my face because I am scared of reprisal
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>>741302510
jesus. moar?
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Bush was president... not "W".
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>>741306006
Role play... like larping but for people that actually have sex.
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>>741306096
Okay
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>>741302510
More please. Can I see her milk sacks? Any prego pix?
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>>741307783
>milk sacks
>prego pix
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>>741302037
1997. Women once found me desirable and competed for my attention. Then less and less often, and suddenly nothing. And I didn't get fat, and I didn't run out of money, and I didn't lose my hair, and there's no real reason except that woman just don't notice me at all anymore. It's fucking terrible.
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>>741302037
At about 8:30pm, 1998
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>>741308587
you probably look outdated and out of style
maybe youre missing a haircut or heres a hint
maybe your personality sucks.
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A month ago with a Dutch prostitute. Wasn't as great as I thought it'd be. Greatly preferred sex with previous girlfriends because mutual interest makes for better enjoyment. She had nice skin / breasts though.
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Like 2 weekends ago, but she wore a strapon so idk if that counts in this thread
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>>741308587

There's a reason, you just aren't aware of it or won't admit it to yourself.
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Somewhere around 9 years ago.
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>>741302037
like 3 years. sex is overrated unless you're married which i don't want till im like 30
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>>741302144

Makes sense. Kind of like how my parents taught me to drive by dropping me in the middle of the Indy 500.
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An hour and a half ago.
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Last week:p
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Penetration was last in October 2016, bj/dry humping a little over a month ago
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>>741302037
I'll let you know when I have sex for the first time.

31 now so its bound to happen any day now.

R-right?
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About 2 months ago. Fml.
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>>741308801
And maybe you're a twat, he said that he used to get pussy and suddenly he stopped, didn't indicate anything about any kind of personality shift. I'm guessing that he lost out to some dickwad once and it shattered his confidence.
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having sex is degenerate bullshit honestly
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>>741310645

Sorry you cant get laid.
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>>741310791
You're right but sex is still pretty much degenerate
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>>741302037
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>>741306185
>>741307783
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Once 4 years ago. Doubt it will happen again. Was okay i guess
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>>741302037
This morning
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earlier today, felt really good!
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>>741302037
about 2 years I think

Haven't really been trying lately
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>>741302037
Early part of George W Bush's first term.
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fucked friend's gf two nights ago
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>>741302533
Any pics?
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4 years, I realized I'm an asexual. As in I have no real desire for sex or companionship beyond friendship.
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>>741302037
last time was last thrusday
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last night, twice
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this morning
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About a month ago. Last 3 times with her I couldn't cum because of coke dick. We don't fuck anymore, I miss the sex, new bitches don't interest me. Feels bad man
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3 days ago

GF and myself in an argument about bullshit emotion shit she's going through. Watching shows at her place and start to get horny. Me 24 her 23. Both still with parents ATM. She pulls tits out in living room and she grabs my cock under my pants. I start rubbing her clit and stick a finger inside her. Decide to take a MCdank run for ice cream. Go back to her place and pull in driveway. Luckily off main road and almost unseeable. Decide to christen my new car. Start fucking in drivers seat and move to back. She spreads on the seat while I kneel behind passenger seat. Fucking go ham on her pussy. Sweat dripping everywhere and she's as wet as a pussy can get. She rubs clit while I fuck and she cums all over. I flip her over and mount from behind. Fuck her doggy until I blow my load all over her ass. Shot it so hard ended up with a glob on my driver's door.

I almost slipped it into her ass (anal virgin). Afterwards she said she was so horny she would've gone with it. Next time boys.
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>>741303345
nice /b/ro
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>>741302037


>Last Wednesday
>Chick wanted my dick for a year but I had a gf
>Bet friends that I could get her to be my FWB back at home
>"She's a virgin though" "She's too shy for that"
>College ends, go home for summer
>Broke up with gf because she was meh
>Also finna smash
>Ain't a cheater
>Talk to girl from work
>One date, see a movie
>War of the Planet of the Apes
>Actually kinda good
>Take her home
>Text her later
>"Wanna hang after work next week"
>"Sure"
>Dope
>Work day with her comes
>Go to my house
>"Watch" a movie
>Really just flirt hard the whole time
>She starts a tickle fight
>mytimetoshine.mp3
>Hold her hands above her head
>Tension
>Lean in for kiss
>Boink and take her v-card
>She surprisingly agreed to a FWB thing until I go back to college and still probably on breaks
>MFW she trusts me to fuck girls I think are clean in college
>MFW she's a 9/10 senior in HS who says she only wants to fuck me and will wait for when I come back on breaks
>MFW I get to tell all my friends I did exactly what I said I was going to do
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>>741308587
Maybe they're waiting on you to make a move boyo
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About two hours ago. Trust me Bros sex everyday is not worth long time obligation and daily annoyances. She's pretty fine too but I'd much rather go back to jacking off and playing csgo after work.
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a month ago
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>>741302037
5years ago
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>>741302037
>3 hours ago in my car with my cousin's ex wife cause her daughter is home
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>>741313875
It depends on your gf I guess, I've been with mine for 3 years and still love coming home to bang. If I want to come home and just play some vidya she won't mind in the slightest. Get you a girl who is chill and problems won't follow
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>>741302037

My Wedding Night.
July 7, 2007.
7pm.
Room 1103.
The St. Regis Princeville Resort.
Kauai Princeville, HI.

After my new wife asked me if I enjoyed myself, I said yes, she told me that she hoped I would always remember this moment because it was the last.
Last time I kissed or touched my wife.
Last time I saw her naked.
Last time we slept in the same room.
She sex is disgusting and that I would never touch her again.
She inherited her family business, which I now run.
My Father-in-Law gave us, as a wedding gift, a 9,000 sq ft house on 1,500 acres.
I am former military, dropped out of H.S.
I would be on the street if we divorced.

I watch a lot of porn, my left hand has some significant calluses.

I find myself hoping she dies early, like tonight or tomorrow.

There is no g_d for he has forsaken me.

Divorce is not an option I am Mormon and and would be shunned from everyone I know, even my family would turn their backs on me.

That one time was pretty great.
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>>741302183
april here as well. gf has put on a bunch of weight. no longer interested
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>>741314236

Damn son, that blows. I'm guessing she was fine until the marriage?
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Never

I am a virgin loser cuck that faps to white girls taking the BBC daily. I would gladly lose it if I had a chance with a girl.
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About two hours ago
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Just over two years ago. But I recently met a girl that is real cute and could possibly go somewhere.
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>>741302037
I don't remember.
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Thursday around 11, why do you ask?
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5 years ago. 22 now. At this point if pussy comes, it comes. I ain't gonna go looking for it.
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>>741302037

June 6, 2016
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>>741311770
Literally anything you want to share is a okay with me. Your wife is sexy as fuck. I'll dig one up of mine in return, this was after fucking she fell asleep on the couch
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>>741302037
A couple of hours ago when your mother was here.
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>>741305207
why are you such a faggot?
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>>741310893
butt sex is degenerate
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>>741302037
hahahaha
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>>741314201
Same homie, does your girl try and text or call you every day breaks lunch at work you know whatever. I just don't know man. I know it's not all bad but am I wrong for just wanting like 9-12 hours a day "at work.. commuting" with mild to no communication?
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>>741317348
I mean I live with her, so I talk to her everyday. But she'll only text me during the day to ask if I could pick her something up or just plans in general. It's never overbearing and if I'm not really in the mood to talk I can just tell her that.

If I were you, I'd just have a talk about it with her. In our relationship we really believe that communication is key so if we have a problem it's nbd to talk about it. Obviously use your own discretion, but if you don't talk about it it will only fester in the back of your mind.
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>>741302037
2 weeks ago, maybe Tuesday this week too
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>>741302037

32M. One year ago. My horny level has been through the roof recently.
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>>741302037
HAH
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>>741302037
6 years ago
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>>741302037
About a month and a half.

Without paying for it... 4 and a half years.
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>>741302037
/7/29/17 and I'm about to fuck her again on Tuesday.
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>>741302037
>>741302037
About five months ago.

Nothing until i dumped my gf.
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Oh I forgot to mention I fucked a cripple like 3 days ago. Immobile from the waist down.
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>>741317977
Living the dream brother. Wish my old lady would hear all that. Probably should just leave her but you know how it is brother after 2-3 years. Drinking myself to sleep again, but least new game of thrones was pretty dope. Haha. >>741313875
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Probably May or April. Kind of killing me and ruining my time off.
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5 days ago?
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>>741302037
yesterday
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>>741302037
Yeah that was like 7 years ago so i think you can give me my v-card back again...
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Last Friday
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>>741319159
Hey brother, try kratom. Legal herbal boost of energy. Use it everyday as a manager of Safeway which means fuck all lol. You don't know me, fuck me whatever but you know what /bro/ seriously. Go out, fuck it. Go on a hike in the boonies. You live in a town..? Fuck it most likely have mountains near you. Woman and wife's will prohibit your gains. Fuck anything that is the truth from experience.
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>>741302482
Your gf was mentally abused as a child.
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>>741302037
Yesterday, twice.
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A few hours ago fucked here laying on her side then reverse cowgirl then regular cowgirl then a position I don't even know what it is then she sat on my dick while I was sitting also then doggy style over my bed then prone position then missionary. Shit was like a porno it was intense fucked for at least an hour. We also fucked earlier in the day before we went and hung out at the beach with a couple of her friends. Funny I was a 24 year virgin a week ago now I have a super sexy asian fuck buddy who I can fuck anyway I want as long as I want. Tinder is a game changer.
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>>741302037
Haven't seen any since the day I came out of one.......
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>>741302482
More?
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Like a few weeks ago, fucked a prostitute, I'm considering seeking professional help. Don't let sex control your lives you guys.
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November...feelsbadman
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Yesterday
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Having sex with my sleeping girlfriend as I post this
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dunno few months back.
had a baby 8 months ago. In that time i've only had sex with the wife twice.

She's having a rough time.
We're in an open relationship so I could go find someone else to date/fuck but that's a lot of work when you are tired from a job and kids.

"adulting" is hard.
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>>741302037
6 days
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>>741302037
Last night my buddies sex addict sister i had just met sucked my dick in his garage while everyone was inside taking shots. Dunno if that counts.
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Around 6 hours ago
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>>741302184
june. believe it or not i got laid 2x in one day by 2 different grills. drove a fucking hour to see a chubby bitch, spent the night fucked her again raw in the morning. had a show with my ex who friend zoned me. we rented a room. ended up fucking her too that night. ex fuccs so good i almost forget about the first grill.
take chances anons fuck raw. im a filthy degenerate with a small dick you can do it too.
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>>741302037
12 days ago...
>girlfriend lives 7 hours away
feelsbadman
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>>741302144
pics of girls needed
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>>741302144
buy some gas station boner pills dude
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Saturday night I put my dick in this ass. My friends wife.
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>>741322974
Before that was last week with a girl I've been seeing for a few months.
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>>741323591
> Friends wife.

Really? You call yourself a friend while you fuck his wife?
You must be a nigger.
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>>741302731
pics nigger
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>>741302752
ya gotta throat fuck her anon
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>>741302037
I am doing the sex right at this very moment.
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Last night. I was jacking off to a picture of my friends girlfriend them I realized I had mine laying in bed. I massaged her with oil until she was horny then fucked as I thought of my friend's girlfriend. It felt good cumning insure her (she's on birth control) but I had to be careful not to call her by a different name. Hmm just got a hard on thinking about it.
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>>741302037
Nigga I'm in process of fucking this 44 year old.. Im 23 btw.. We goin all night. Taking a break to watch Rick and morty tho
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>>741305891
right in time to start your 4chan career
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>>741302037
1977 days ago
rip
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>>741323975
used to think about my gfs little sis. she was in the room next to us and would yell at us when we fucked loud. kinda hot
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today
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>>741309773
>when you havnt had good sex
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>>741324048
why the fuck is it so bumpy?
scabbies?
cysts?
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>>741302037
Tonight in between the new episodes of GoT and rick and morty.
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>>741309819
i mean, unless he told the girls and they are into it. its going to be a disaster
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>>741302641
grill?
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>>741323975
True friend and all around great guy
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>>741302752
yer i agree its sometimes too toothy
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>>741302037
About 9 minutes ago
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>>741302037
9 hours ago.
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>>741323975
Plot twist. His gf is his other hand.
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>>741324109
That is hot. With a ex a while back her sister caught us while I was cumming. I looked at her in the eyes as I filled up her sister. Nothing else has ever gotten me harder than thinking about that moment.
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>>741310102
I share this life.
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>>741302428
yeah go in loaded. jerking off before will only make you fail harder.
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>>741324360
Kek
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>>741323591
>>741323722
Whatever. If she's going to be riding a dick it may as well be mine.
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>>741324671
Here where i live; cheaters (men or women), are condemned to death.
Consider lucky.
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>>741324419
fuck dude thats almost sinister hahah
>mfw they look the same
>tfw lil sis is yung thicc version of gf
>mfw gf gave lil sis velvet dress and choker she used to wear. we used to fucc in velvet dress
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Idk if this counts having sex but here it goes
Tried to fuck a prostitute for the first time last week
>Put off my clothes and she takes off hers
>She puts a condom on my dick
>Starts sucking me off (at this moment i am half hard)
>After 4 minutes still not a full erection
>I tell her to stop and bend over the bed
>Try to fuck her with a half hard on
>All of a sudden sweating kicks in
>I can tell she makes a few fake moans while im still tryna fuck her
>Sweating more heavily
>Couldn't feel like i am actually fucking her
>She looks back at me and says im sweating
>Walks up and grabs me tissues
>She starts wiping my sweat of my forehead
>At this moment my dick shrimped back in his shell
>Condom not fitting back on anymore
>Asks me why i dont get a erection and or i've been drinking
>I tell her i had a few drinks (never had one that day)
>She asks me if i have a gf
>I am panicking at this moment so i say yes i have

Continue /b/?
>>
>>741325138
you cuck. why couldn you get hard
again
>gas station boner pills
>>
>>741302037
>>741302037
Yesterday.

Sex is the end all be all until you have it and you realize it's great, but not nearly as important as you thought it was going to be when going through puberty.
>>
>>741324671
>>741324897
Here, where I live, cheaters get laid.
>>
>>741302037
>be me
>be 13
>"date" a 15 year old
>hellyeah.jpg
>eventually she wanted to fuck
>get down to it and pretty much cum on entry
>push rope for a few minutes pretending it didn't happen
>shit hits the fan in a multitude of ways
>bitch ends up in juvie
>reputation follows me and never get to fuck again because of "Instagasm"
>still haven't gotten laid
>am 22 now
>>
>>741325698
It doesn't change anything, you are not doing someting good.
By the way i'm glad that i'm not your "friend".
>>
>>741325138
Continued

>She asks me if i want to go on
>I tell her i paid for a fucking hour
>Stands infront of me and stares at me
>Im jerking off furiously at this moment
>Still no full erection
>Cant even see the bitch room is dark af
>Thinking about my porn vid collection to get it hard
>No results
>I tell her to give me a lapdance
>Tells me theres no music to give me lapdance on
>Tell her to improvise without music
>Says to me she dont wanna
>Dunno what to do still sweating shit balls at this moment
>Make up a story that i have to go to a friend
>Tells me ok and gives me a kiss on cheek
>I put on clothes leave room

Fucked her for 2 minutes with a half hard on without feeling shit.
Does that count as sex or nah /b/? Or else my last time would be 4 years ago..
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I had sex last Thursday, and got a BJ tonight. It's the second BJ in my life that made me cum. It pays to go a few days without jerking off. If you haven't downloaded the tinder, do it laddies. That's how I found the girl I'm with now.
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>>741325950
How do you know? See you tomorrow buddy!
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>>741326042
>>
Last week.
Girlfriend's been gone and ended up cheating on her with her little sister.
Girlfriend's 23 and the sister is 17. I feel bad, but I learned gf cheated a couple days before my birthday so I thought why not.
Tightest I've had yet. Was good eating tasty pussy again.
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>>741326147
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>>741326200
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>>741326070
I know it very easy, i told you what happens to cheaters here.
Remember >>>741324897
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>>741326289
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>>741302037
About 9 years ago. Still have no idea what a blowjob feels like and now dream of waking up next to a naked girl.

Goddamn I am fucking due...
>>
>>741302282
Fucking kek
>>
This new generation will fuck anything lol
>>
>>741325993

lol holy fuck.i know how u feel. i get real nervous fucking prosititutes too. until i learned to relax and enjoy the moment. u may be paying for her time but atleast talk to her. getting to know her will help u relax.

n i had sex today since my gf is off her period. pussy was tight n wet. her period lasr 4 days and the pussy got tight.
>>
>>741326338
Haha, okay fair enough. Assuming your society wasn't backward as shit, you're saying you'd walk away from a hot ass? Bullshit.
>>
>>741302037
Nov.9 1938
>>
>>741302037
I'm fucking right now, be jelous fags
>>
>>741302037
october 2016
>>
>>741326650
I'm not saying that, i said that i have moral and dignity, i'm not a thief, i wouldn't steal my friends wife, never, in this country or another one.
Of course i would fuck any hot ass, but if that ass belongs to anyone i'll keep searching for another one.
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>>741302037
Just finished, rolled over, first thread I see.
>mfw
>>
>>741302037
June
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>>741326650
>>741325698
>>741324671

na your just a douche bag guy
>>
This morning
>>
Today with my girlfriend.
Tuesday I'm joining a couple for a man.
Saturday I'm meeting with a fat divorcee to fuck her again.
I'm a manwhore.
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Yesterday
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