Gf said she enjoys not wearing clothes and wants to open the

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exhib ftw

>>741246208
how long until she starts banging other morons behind your back

>>741246208
I've been waiting for someone to do this gor a year... Thanks for giving me hope it can happen to any deliver guy.

>>741246208
Invite her parents over without telling her.

>>741246627
>how long until she starts banging other morons behind your back

As though it hasn't happened already.

>>741246208

my gf opened the door for a delivery guy topless on night when drinking. Big fat black guy who couldnt stop sweating

>>741246627
Being that insecure must suck.

>>741246861
how long did he take to cum?

>>741246861
This can't be real.

>>741246722
She enjoys having large tits so I think anything she can do to get attention from them she will

>>741246208
Your girl's a slut my man, go naked to the nearest park playground and see how she likes all those kids and moms watching your dick

>>741246627
She has no interest in doing so but thank you for your concern

>>741247219
Keep telling yourself that.

>>741246208
A female friend of mine is kind of exhibitionist. But most just in front of strangers.

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>>741246208
Well post her fucking nudes then if she likes showing off
Larger audience here anyway

>>741246574
moar?

Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
Conformity

>>741247312
She's into bimbos not other dudes

>>741247206
Do this OP. That bitch needs to learn.

>>741246208
you know, not every delivery person would enjoy this and could actually report her

also, would you really be okay with her doing that? it's just a fetish because she must've seen similar videos doing it but it's not amateur stuff

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>>741246208

I was delivering pizzas to a house once, this lady answered the door all the time with her tits out. It happened all the time, I called the cops and took a picture, she got arrested.


I dont want to see your junk while I am on the job loser.

>>741246916
Being this blind mustn't suck, because you're too retarded to realise girls are sluts. Fuck I wish I was as stupid as you.

>>741247549
nice bait faggot

>>741247426
what was meant by this

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>>741247549
wut kind of faggit r u?

>>741246861
>Big fat black guy who couldnt stop sweating
lol. 1 in 5 chance he ended up posting on r/9k/ about it.

>>741247219
LOL! Dude she wants to be naked in front of them for the D. She's a slut. Enjoy youself fighting the truth. When you come home and she's like he gave us this pizza free and she's naked and farts cum out don't come back here crying. We warned you she's a SLUT. Its a fact. Destroy her asshole and blow a nutt on her face, breakup and move on.

>>741247508
>you know, not every delivery person would enjoy this and could actually report her
Usually we just send the grossest guy out to that address if we remember.

>>741247651

One that does not like to look at ugly peoples junk.

>>741247549
Omg you are a total faggot. Were you traumatized by tits, you fucking pussy?

>>741247741
that's what I expected tbh
are you a delivery person?

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>>741247426
100% confused

>>741247651
>>741247584
you do realise only about 10% of humans slook attractive naked, right?

enjoy not reporting that drooling welfare uggo spitting that aids at you.

>>741247689
stop saying we, you're the only one who hates women and doesnt know the difference between wanting to show your body off and wanting to have sex with any random person.

>>741247549
>took a picture, i got arrested.
Fixed it.

>>741247651
>>741247819
man you dont get that if you had to see every random persons junk when you opened a door you'd be maybe not so happy too. Like if there were no repercussions every time they came they could be facing a similar thing

>>741247819

I have a fucking job to do loser, something you would not understand, obviously. You think everyone wants to look at granny tits, fat women tits, or ugly women tits, or even tits of some overconfident stupid whore? Fuck that. Also its a good setup for getting robbed and killed idiot.

>>741247886
There is wisdom in this, think about how women use social media it pretty much lines up.

>>741247953
>every random persons junk
But you did not see every random person's junk everytime the door opened. So you saw ugly tits. Get the fuck over it, numale. You have had your masculinity brainwashed out of you.

>>741247909

Picture was for the cops idiot, also pictures are free of repercussions if the person is in public. Displaying your junk in public counts as being in a public place.

>>741248018
I didnt even think about how sketch it must be to deliver pizza to strangers...like it must be weird knocking on a door and not knowing what to expect.

>>741248088
not even that guy I just understand that if I'm doing a job I dont need your BS however attractive you might think you are. Not sure I woulda personally called the cops but it probably depends on how niggerish she was being.

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>>741246208
I've been trying to get my wife to do something like this. We've talked about it and she's warming up to the idea. I showed her a lot of examples on /r/pizzadares and she got really turned on. I wouldn't do it at home, but in a hotel or something.

>>741248105
friday nights can get crazy sometimes

>>741248018
>job is delivering pizza
>calls other people losers.
Yeah, mentally, delivering pizza seems to be your capability limit. You are pathetic, eunuch.

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>>741247953
Consider the following: I'm not calling you guys faggits because you don't like ugly tits, I'm calling you faggits because you're too much of a turkey necked loser to handle your own shit and tell those disgusting people to knock it off.

Instead you relied on your big brother to sort out your problems, like faggits.

>>741248092
Never realized a private residence was a public place. Huh. Good to know.

>>741248163
You smile. Say "nice night". Get your tip(hopefully). Say bye. Have a laugh about it back at the shop. What the fuck is the call for a therapist for?

>>741248327

When you admit the public into your location and expose yourself in a viewable angle then your domicile is in the realm of public viewing.

>>741248533
Yeah, a good lawyer could get you off.

I gotta admit ive seen some fucking stupid threads but this is up there

>>741248308

Yeah because getting out a gun and shootin her azz is the only answer retard.

>>741248600

No, they cant. This is precedent and indecent exposure is a real thing.

>>741248460
Then every subsequent time you run the risk of the exact same thing. I'm not OP I'm just saying its no fun to be exposed to people you'd rather not be. I'm not sure how I'd personally handle it I doubt I'd call the cops cause nudity isnt THAT big a deal but I'd tell her off at the very least.

"Heres your pizza go put some clothes on ffs"

maybe something like that like I said idk

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>>741248533
Does the intention matter like if I'm chilling in my first floor naked and people outside can see in am I out of line or are they for looking inside?

Does she wear slutty clothes when she goes out?. My wife's is a bit of an exhibitionist and sounds like your gf is one too.

>>741248308
This post reads like an nu age nu male antifas blog post +1 my comrade down with the patriarchy

>>741248780

Yes it matters, if you put the public in a situation where they look and see you naked you are in violation of the law.

>>741248698
You have no life experince

>>741248225
Is that her? Post more? She an exhibitionist?

>>741248710
Whatever. Some people have bigger problems to worry about I guess.

We've done it but not as obvious. I'll answer the door while she's in the living room completely visible in some state of undress.

>>741248798
Sometimes yes. She wore a dress that showed cleavage and noticed people were watching so she pulled it down lower to show off more.

>>741248908
So if I'm in my home and someone looks in my window from the outside and sees me naked I'm in the wrong? Yea I'm calling BS. That's voyeurism or whatever.

>>741248908
Only a complete faggoty pussy would call the cops for someone answering the door naked. Be a fucking man and let it go, homo.

>>741249054
fair enough

>>741247219
They all say that, most even feel that way.... until that fact simply changes and they want something else. Then, welcome to hell.

>>741246208
Gf likes to show off to women. Ironically she doesn't even sunbathe topless in public she just gets off on women wanting her. She's a slut magnet too, so that works out nicely.

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Gf (pic related) has done it a few times. It was my idea at first and then she did it and liked it, she let a couple squeeze her tits, wore a jewel butt plug one time, and let one dude fuck her. He busted in about 45 sec so it wasn't a long thing lol

Definitely want my bitch to do this. She's got a banging milf bod is love to see her flaunt.

>>741249291
>filename
>implying

>>741249203
>>741249226

There was a case where a women regularly walked around naked in her house with nothing covering her windows. Some people could see it as they were walking down some steps on a house next door and she got cited for indecent exposure. You need to cover your windows if you are going to do that.

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>>741248225
>>741248955
Yes pic is related. She is a bit of an exhibitionist and we both enjoy showing her off in public - flashing and stuff. Here I left her blind folded and cuffed in front of a hotel window with the lights on. She wasn't allowed to move until I returned. The delivery guy dare is the next level of thing we want to try.

>>741248533
In what fucking country???

>>741247689
There's truth to this. Wanting to appear naked is proof of a proclivity to push boundaries for excitement due to risk. How long until that boundary becomes monogamy? and she descends into something else...

>>741247434
Wow, sounds like you're dating my ex. She said the same bullshit to me for years, until she had an affair. We were all once this stupid, anon. I hope you are okay when it all crashes down around you. I wasn't.

>>741249167
She likes the attention obviously. I think it's typical of all women but most won't admit it. I asked my wife why she wears the tightest shit she can find and she'd always use the comfortable excuse.

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>>741246208
My wife did this once. Drunk for a laugh. Delivery guy was hot sa hell. Ended up fucking him on our sofa while I hide in the kitchen listening.

He left as I came into the lounge to find her spread eagled on the sofa will cum running out onto the cushions.

>>741249291
Dude green text pls! Share the experience!

>>741249366
>regularly walked around naked in her house
I'm not describing regularly walking around the house as a nudist

I'm saying just exposing yourself.

>>741249363
Took the pics with her phone because she had a lifeproof. Not everyone lies on the internet bud

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>>741249368
Post more anon?

>>741248908
You really should watch a lot less Judge Judy.

>>741249445

>Has a penis

>>741249453
You too, also green text please.

>>741249462

Same thing in the eyes of the law.

>>741249510
It's called indecent exposure

this is the first step to cheat on you fool
like watching traps and sucking cock or watching lolis and raping teens

>>741249414
>How long until that boundary becomes monogamy?
I dont think you know what monogamy means...

>>741249531

>Kids see you naked in window.

Guess whose going to jail?

YOU ARE.

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>>741249368
>>741249491

>>741249522
>has never seen a pubic mound before

>>741249470
I have no idea what lifeproof is (sounds like a kidnapping situation) but if that indeed is your wife I hope she's fine.

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>>741249654

Commence dump?

>>741247644
>>741247862
this is the tracklist for his new metal band

>>741249654

Yep shes average looking. It all makes sense now. She does it as a self esteem boost because she is not above average looking and feels ugly.

>>741249654
>nose piercings
>gauges
>pink hair dye

what a winner OP....

>>741249583
No, no it's not. Not only do you have the right, at least in the US, to walk around your house in whatever the fuck you want, it's also perfectly legal to walk around truly public places with open access bare down to your bottoms (women included!) in several states. Taking the bottoms off is mostly restricted.

Dude, you just don't know what you're talking about. Stop.

>>741249654
Let's see her using that hitachi

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>>741249770
>>741249803

>>741246208
How long is your girlfriend already mentally ill?

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>>741247644
>>741247862
Nutters on the internet.

>>741249522
See, this is why there is so much BS getting posted in/b/. This place is infested with underage kids.

>>741249872

Cool story bro.

>>741249453
you let a delivery guy bareback your wife while you hid in the kitchen?

Do you have any self respect at all? Actually don't answer that.
Why has this shithole turned into some kind of strange attractor for closeted faggots and sissies.

>>741249654
Tell her to clean her tongue.

That's fucking disgusting

>>741249922
Dont be mad OP you get to fuck your ugly lady not me.

>>741250112
1) Sheep mentality.
2) Newfags come here, see it's flooded with that type of post, assume that by pretending they love seeing their GF taking fat BBCs or whatever the current trend is they'll be accepted into this secret club.
3) Oldfags see this cesspool turning even more cancerous and leave.
4) More newfags arrive. See the actions of the newfags from the second paragraph. Do the same.
5) Go to 3.

>>741250112
the jews

>>741247426
You forgot one. Kill yourself.

>>741250112
/b/ is people with no social skills way of venting their psyche and as being not normal becomes more accepted anons are pushing those bounds to their literal limits.

>>741250253
That and there is a genuine conspiracy to spam this board with all sorts of fucked memes and see how it affects the community. Think about how hard the log posting is forced just as the "blacks are superior" is forced. We're all just getting hard core trolled by Tumblr or /pol/ or someone (I remember being told at one point)

Basically
>>741250277
though

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>>741246208

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I have done that before with my ex. Used to call different pizza deliveries and have her walk out in a small tank top and her panties to get the food and pay. I want to try it again with my current gf but she's slowly opening up to exhibitionism. pic related, is my ex.

>>741250685
Did she make good use of those drumsticks OP?

>>741250685
Nice

>want people to see me naked
>tfw im a dude

>>741249291
Lol being so cuck to even put your fetishes in everyday stuff

Like some sort of furry artist

>>741251244
You belong on /b/ my friend.

>>741249368
>>741249445
>>741249531
>>741249735
>>741249823
>>741250099
>>741250420
>>741250685
I love seeing shit like this when I stay at hotels or deliver packages to a house.

>>741251244
Do like what people do on youtube:
make a video of you masturbating a bit to get an erection, put on a condom, then take it off. call it an "INSTRUCTIONAL" video, and you can apparently show yourself jacking it to all the kids watching.

More CUCK BULLSHIT

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>>741250920
quick and dirty edit

>>741252050
What hotel is this?

>>741251786
my dick isnt very impressive
hell, none of me is

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>>741250838
used them to play rockband ages ago.

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>>741252338
Hot.

>>741250685
Best chick in this threat I think moar plz

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>>741252396
glad you think so!

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>>741252805

>>741252846
>>741252338
>>741252846
Oh wow! I've saved tons of this exhibitionist slut before. Didn't realize that this was her >>741250685
Keep posting

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>>741253343

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>>741252889
gotta run but here's one more

>>741253517
>>741253596
Thanks /b/ro. Big fan!

>>741246208
mines not a fan of clothes either and will answer the door in a g-string and crop top. She'll also go out in a very short mini skirt and no panties.
she also leave the door open when she's in the bathroom

>>741254526
Pics?

>>741246745
This

>>741247219
F for respects

Confirm kill

>>741247219
She want to show her breat to random guys...but yea she is not interested lol u are very stupid anon and now i see
whay she is doing this, u clearly deserve it

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>>741247426
Muhhh niggaah
Übermensch

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>>741249470
>Not everyone lies on the internet
Ok.

>>741247219
don't listen to /b/ virgins

>>741249803
Kek

>>741250099
you got any more?

>>741247377
this

fucking this

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>>741246745

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>>741256599
Someone on the internet has different attractions to women than you so fuck them right?

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>>741256577

>>741251649
Pictures like These are actually my favourite thing

My gf orders stuff online pretty often, and sometimes the delivery person would arrive early in the morning when we're still in bed. There's been a few times where she's just quickly thrown on a T-shirt and panties and gone to the door. Her tits are pretty huge so you can easily tell. She likes wearing bigger clothes too so if the person happens to be taller or she bends down, I bet they've easily seen quite a lot. The first time I was a little surprised but it doesn't really bother me, pretty hot.

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>>741257457
indeed

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>>741257457

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>>741258759

>>741258796
>>741258828
Fuck yeah! Moar?

>>741246208
>not realizing he is dating a slut

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>>741246208
>win 0

>>741253517
She has a barcode on her leg because that's how her pimp rings her up for each customer.

>>741246208
I wish my gf did this, it's fucking hot

plus you put a smile on some poor ass delivery driver

>>741258828
MOARRR

>>741260972
ya, until you at work and the slut decide to call up the pizza boi to get fucked, and when you get home you have to stick your cock in her fucked pussy... very hot....

kill yourself degenerate

>>741261135
Worth the risk, theres not much love left anyway

>>741249872
you madam are an idiot

>>741248327
when you are in a place that other people can see you you lose the expectation of privacy and have just moved to a public place. draw the curtains, close the door; it's easily fixed