Ausfag thread. 4018 reporting in. Sup all ya cunts

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3000

>>741240033

2120 righh here

>>741240033
4816 'ere cunt

Crikey mate, you guys suck with out steve irwin now

>>741240300
ayeeee cunt you're a long way up north.

how's shit in the tropics

>>741240033
what's brisbane like these days m8 is it as bad as sydney and melbourne should it be nuked

>>741240441
not that bad aye cunt, everything still fuckin' closes at like 5PM though which is fucking shit when you want a decent feed late... walk into a restaurant at 8PM and get dirty looks eh

>>741240425
not bad cunt. been a bit warm this winter. not looking forward to summer. otherwise it aint too bad

>>741240608
fkn 28 degrees down here yesterday, one month of winter left - wtf?

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4812

>>741240033

Still posting hentai and porn on 2chan message board to corrupt Japanese kids?

Still watching Casey Stoner receiving childish candy sucking blowjob from Aussie Child Prostitute Queen?


lol

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what's new in australia these days

3024 reporting

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>>741241268
wtf?

>>741240033
what's up cunt 4103 here

>>741241412
eatin mah stirfry dinner cunt, u?

repping 6164

>>741241350
Aussies are kinky if you didn't know

Summerfags.

3350 here
Cold af cunts

Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
New Zealand's better

>>741242042
Jk lol
Fucking kiwis

>>741242036
ballarat?

>>741242136
Yeah lad

>>741242174
nice. from bendigo. not too far away

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>>741240033

He ain't aussie.

2280 whats up cunts

6000 reporting

ausfag dick thread plox

2515 reports in cunts how was you shitty day like

>>741240033
4017 here

25/M/bris

scarnon cunts

anyone know if nurses are allowed to date patients here? asking because saw a hot nurse and need to know

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>>741243939
Yeah mate you can date her as long as your not her patient when. You get discharged or she's nominated bingo dingo she's yours

>>741244065
what if I have to go regularly but it's an outpatient procedure?

>>741244099
Is she your dedicated nurse

>>741244183
no it's designated as a type of chemo and it's just a room full of patients with shared nurses, on any given day probably deal with 3 different nurses but there are more than that on shift in the room

>>741244242
Mate should be fine

>>741244290
sweet

>if she rejects me I can't even use that as an excuse to rationalise it

3922 cunts

>>741244242
>>741244290
Sorry for my typo ant the best with words but yeah you should be right mate

Sutherland Shire here. We need another riot.

4113 here bois

Someone buy me alcohol, pls.

From one Aussie to another how does one get a girlfriend had one before but don't really know any other girls

>>741244529
Second this

6035 reporting in

>>741244604
>>741244529
Meet girls.

>>741242042
>New Zealand's better
You subhumans keep saying that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

lol kiwis, a bunch of island niggers.

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>>741240033
3465 , G'day guys , how's shit ?

>>741244678
how tho

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>>741240033
Hands off my vegemite, cunts.

>>741244752
fucking cute noodle

>>741240033
4101 cunts

>>741244752
That made my day thx mate

>>741244788
On the left: A fat brown guy
On the right: 1970s Jay Leno

>>741244792
friendly Joe Blake.

>>741244799
Aye dubssss

How's Brissy tonight?

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>>741240300
4814, hangin with mah Boongs in Vincent!

7249, shits still fucked down here mates

>>741245216
Seeming things peaceful and alone makes me depressed but I want to sit down and see that where I live

Had some skippy the other day a restaurant for first time mates, very tasty and easy to eat.

>>741240033
3806 represent

>>741242257
Cuuuuunt, same! Went to BSSC!

2650 need weed !

3450 where are my Goldfields boys at?

So how many ausfags are sick of this winter? Feels like my fingers are minutes away from freezing off every damn morning these days.

>>741240033
4078 ya fuckin' cunt

4053 reporting in mate

>>741246374
Fuck oath, pissing down every fucking day here

>>741246474
Damn right mate, pissing down bloody foggy mornings daily. Shit we even had rain in the sun today.

5108 Here

As i see im the only one repping anything in the 5000 range :D

4152 here, don't wanna work tomorrow. :(

3805, faggots

I have two major essays due tomorrow, one of which is worth 40% of the marks for my course, and I haven't even started on either of them.

I don't think I'll need to worry too much though, I've always managed to find my way out of problems like these, and I have no doubt I'll wiggle my way out of this one too.

>>741247031
Good luck anon don't become a houso.

>>741244799
rich cunt eh?

Does any ausfag here actually know what our PM has done that's benefited the country?

4506 here mates

>>741246853
5250 here.

>>741240033
>Sup all ya cunts
Good. Brit here. I watched "Crocodile Dundee 2" last night.

>>741246550
mate, shits been fucked in the 3000's lately. like an autismo is titty twisting the weather knob.

>>741240033
4217

>>741247031
mate, you will be fine. couple of pingas for the night and smash them out in a few hours. Im finishing one now too.

>>741247844
Yep, weather is downright fucked cunt. I know Melbourne has always been a shithole but this winter has been horrible mate.

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>>741244938
Sick cunt, first time i seen my own areacode. Was at castletown today, felt like a rich bogan

Anyone know why the /au/ board on anonib is so dead?

6751 reporting for duty

>>741247946
yeah, I was in 5000's a few years back and it wasnt as cold but the cunting wind in spring always fucks with you. and the power situation there is fucked atm too.. it may be cold here but at least we have power for fucking heating

>>741247946
>>741242036
Zagamis yes or no

>>741248067
Speak english you mongaloid.

>>741240033
sup cunt, just over the bridge 4019

>>741248059
Yep, been wearing my thermal vest daily because of the bloody cold. Sometimes even wearing 4 layers to work and even then still feeling the cold, swear Melbourne gets colder by the year.

>>741248144
No way. Fuck off. Me too

>>741248208
Tell me you fucking live here right and your not just some arsehole whos bought a fucking holiday home like it seems 50% of this dive is now :/

>>741248094
WANT TO GO TO FUCKING ZAGAMIS YA DEAF CUNT FUCKS SAKE

>>741248275
I live here. On the peninsula. Since around 2011.

>>741242281
Cessnock?

>>741247857
>4217

4227 here, good evening friend

4376 ya cunts

>>741248281
Disco biccies at bluey with westies?

>>741248198
I have 8 am lectures at uni and its thermals all the way. also wind proof jacket, beanie. coffee is already cold when I leave the fucking house. going to work is worse. walk twice a long basically have hypo by the time I get to the train

>>741248325
Nice one bro, moved here in 2012 from south brisbane as i fucking hated it.

3190 here

4703
Fuck me sideways drugs are expensive as shit here

>>741247729
>>741246853
Ayy ya cunts!!

5255. Drink/fuck/fight?

>>741248444
Nice mate, yeah, I'm with ya there. Can't stand the south side. It's nice being in suburbia rather than the city, it's so much more relaxed.

>>741248432
Yep, you can't risk getting a sick or the cold in general. I should really try find a warmer jumper tbh that's got a hood and is fluoro. Always got the beanie on the go though that's for sure and possibly gonna get some gloves because this is just fucked dealing with regularly anon.

>>741248754
I know what ya mean. destination fucked for sure. but summer will be a cunt too. not looking forward to 40+ days. havent got ac here and this place heats up like a fucking oven

>>741240033
4109 here

2259

>>741248882
get some ac installed why its bit cheaper why its this cold. It pays for itsself in the fact your not sat dying instead of being productive

>>741248444
Well mate. It's good to know there's some other reddy peeps on here. I'm off to bed, have a good next week bros.

Any montana lee nudes ?

>>741242136
Heeey cuuuuuunt ballarat ftw! Hanging lappies on Sturt st and pussy patrols at the lake!

>>741248977
yeah thats true. this is a rental tho so dont know if the landlord would be keen. I will just fuck off to the yarra ranges where its cool ha ha ha.

>>741249001
Have a good one mate

>>741244439
2232 here. Agreed

>>741249099
landlord would probably fucking thank you for making his property worth more, but nah fuck that if your landlords an arsehole don't bother

>>741247755
Did you have your poofter cunt fist up your arse while you watched mate?

>>741240033
5114 in
aaww nothing much mate, pretty chill
theres a concerning amount of muslims here though tell you what, I saw like 3 the other day nearly shit myself

>>741248882
I know, I'm just wanting spring mate, I work at a horse race track and shit sucks when its summer with the flies and psychical work with the sun. Yeah gonna have to make sure the ac is working or you'll be dead.

>>741248067
Zagamis is fucked bro.. Too many old cunts playing the pokies

>>741246853
5051 here.

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G'Day Cunts. Victorian reporting in

>>741249250
Fuckin hell how many ballarat CUNTSHITS are in this thread??

>>741249168
yeah cant be fucked with that cunt. he wouldnt chip in at all. tight fag.

>>741249228
spring will be good. windy and the ladies wear the dresses... blow up in the wind... always a great view. ha

>>741241268
Nothing. Australia, Australia never changes.

FUCK YEAH STRAAAAYA BEST FUCKIN CUNTRY INTHE WORLD!! THE REST OF YOUSE ARE A PACK OF CUNTIN FUCKIN POOOOOOOOOOFTER CUNTS!!

>>741249374
Oh mate last year during oaks day was a blast, all the women dressed up in the fancy outfits was great to get paid to look at.

>>741249466
mate, need to get yourself a secret cam, get all that shit on film. I saw the other year that pissed bitch push the cop over in the bushes for a laugh then got arrested. fucken cooked cunts. hilarious
I used to live and 5 mins walk from there years ago and watched all the pissed people walk home past the back of vic uni. fucking gold. always a laugh

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>>741249433
>

>>741248397
hey mate, 4226 here

>>741249307
Isn't that the joint with all the corrupt asshole cops? Remember it from the news

oh god it's so called im shaking like crazy

7116 here

>>741248964
Oh shit waddup

6107 here

Just having a few strongbows & veging out

>>741250255
Hardn up cunt where ya from?

>>741250640
I'm in Geelong

and I'm a little sick :(, my back, neck and tummy are sore

>>741250694
Get some blankets on you mong.

>>741250723
it's a light blanket, I'll just get a jumper. thanks anyway

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2560 checking ill

>>741250694
It's 4 here, what's it there?

>>741246267

2650 also here. Wagga Wagga, so good they named the cunt twice.

Don't know of any weed anymore. Haven't been ripped for about 6 years. Used to every weekend for about 8 years before that lol. try some lads at The Home on a fri or sat night.

>>741251025
7*C

>>741251097
*sweating*

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Hey guide

Could you find me just what the heck this contraption is called again?

>>741251271
i don't know what you're on about, do you live in europe/us

>>741251285
Eski mate

>>741251379
Mount fkn lofty. Bloody snows here sometimes.

>>741251562
oh damn, sounds quite cosy if you're near a fire.

2165 here
Just fucking kill me

4878 here mate

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Any other ausfags been blessed to meet this bloke?

>>741251285
That's a cold keep

>>741251638
Got 3 in the crib

>>741247976
>sick cunt
Syrian detected

>>741241152
The only cunt who knows what the fuck you're even talking about is you.

Brit here, I technically count right since you were all brits once.

>>741247594
...no not really he just sits on his ass all day

>>741246853
5082 standing by.

Also Ballarat here cunts. Gonna smoke the last of my weed and go jerk off

>>741240033
2286 bitches

>>741251805
He showed me how to build a cute cubby house for the kids and how to grow grow plants in abundance every week.

Also showed us how to kill some cunts.

>>741248964
2250 here, what area you in?

>>741251980
But didn't Brits originate from germans?

>>741252255
Haven't got a fucking clue mate

>>741251285
We call them chilly bins

>>741252255
Yes

I'm off then, night babes

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>>741240033
>just waiting for a mate

Anyone from mornington peninsula?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

>>741240300
>>741244938
ayyy 4815, boys!

4814, wtf? how many Townsville fags in this thread?

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>>741254505
at least 3. What school did you go to? Say Gowa and I'll knock ya fukken block off.

>>741246211
Same here cunt. Year 12 in 2011

6054

6169, bogan central

>>741240033
>4814, wtf? how many Townsville fags in this thread?
Anyone else do fun run at strand today? Fucking sore as

(((3162))) anyone? :^)

>>741256044
ay 6055

>>741252120

Westy?!

2600s where you at? 2619 here.

2650 can fuck off though you cunts are too far away

>>741257116
????????????????????

Any cute traps or girls around gold coast brisbane byron
kik me rockstarpimp

>>741257150

>Will that be all for you today?
>Yes, can I get the check, mate?

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3195 / 3875
20 m bi 420 yolo

>>741257215
but that position isn't check

you fucking brainlet

>>741257951
yeah it's not check, its fucking checkmate
>checkmate
>check, mate
>get the check, mate

you fucking moron

>>741258040
It's not checkmate either you mongoloid, it's a stalemate

there's nothing attacking the black king and by moving white's king into that position the black player now has no moves to make (can't move into check).

White just cucked himself

Anyone got a new discord invite link?

>>741258114
if you look real fucking close you can see that white is moving a fucking queen not a king, so the white queen is attacking the black king you fucking muppet

>>741240210
fuckin shit weather we are having aye cunt

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>>741258114

Neeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

>>741258197
wew I'm fucking blind apparently

cheers lad

>>741258311

All is forgiven.

Hate a pint.

>>741258144
Bump

Any WAfags here? I love my 0.3mB/s internet

>>741247031
3806 here brother, easy does it

2161 here no one's ever around me lol

>>741246853
5075 reporting

>>741260721
You're not alone you faget

>>741260489
Im sportin a whole 0.8mb/s here. Cant wait for fuckin NBN to come to my area

>>741240033
u r alone lol