When's the last time you had sex?

>>741211791
May 20th

>>741211791
You mean with a partner?

>>741211791
20 hours ago

Three and a half weeks ago. I've been married for little over four years now... S.O.P really.

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>>741211791
Tuesday

The last time I fucked was the my life before my life.

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Fucked a Chinese whore in a message parlor 3 weeks ago. So cash

September. Maybe the start of October. Can't remember.

Right now nigga

3 hours ago

Like 4 hours ago

I think like a month ago... I hadn't realized till now haha

>>741211791
This morning. Going to get it again here in a couple hours.

Does never count as a time? Because never.

I'm 24 and feel bad. I've had opportunities to get laid, but I always had bad vibes about it. I know sex is just sex and not some magical affair, but I just didn't want to rush into something that was sketch.

Whatever

A week ago. Daddy-daughter roleplay with a girl half my age.

>>741211791
maybe 2 weeks ago or 2 1/2 with my ex, we keep doing it, but she moved further away so i guess thatll stop

About 10 mins ago. About to go again though.

>>741212022
What an absolutely abhorrent shop

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Never :-D hehe xd

>>741211791
never white boys like me shouldn't have sex

This morning, with the girl I brought home last night.

>>741212259
No worries anon. If you had opportunities and passed then I wouldn't stress. That's more than a lot of people.

10 years ago. Chick drugged me and stole my virginity.

>>741212317
>Round 2
>Fight!

Weak bait is weak and your imformation fishing attempts are in vain. You're a narcassistic fuck and should follow your own counsel and kill yourself. <4

>>741212502
Say that shit to my wife all the time.

December 2016

>>741212259
Don't sweat it kid, the first time I'd voluntarily had intercourse I gave a girl a pity fuck and she turned out to be a psycho. Sex is good and all but its pretty empty or you just kind of go through the motions if it doesn't mean anything or if (depending on your preference) she/he isn't hot as fuck.

halloween w/ my ex (got drunk and fucked her on the kitchen counter)

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>>741211791
It has probably been a month since I last had sex. My annoying ex slept over last night and she tried to touch my benis since i sleep in the nude. I'd rather go without sex than give in to that retard.

Potato pic related is my fist in her fat cunt.

>>741211791
May 14th with a Korean girl.

>>741212259
about to be 22, and I think how sad it is sometimes. Then I realize how it's just bs. I don't really like dating women they usually just end up pissing me off or using me when they need someone to fall on.

>>741212282
Two years in October.

>>741211791
Around July 25th.

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I had sex last week, but I've never made love.

>>741211791
like a year ago with my cousin

>>741211791
The summer of 75

Fuck. Like April or May of 2015. Fuck that. The downside of having high standards while also being a shithead.

>>741211791

Early April I think. Whenever I broke up with the last gf.

>>741211791
Thursday 8-3

>>741211791
My Dick had an out of foreskin experience

tuesday

Literally just got done fucking my wife about 20 minutes ago. We came at the same time for the first time in a while - usually she does which makes me go . Shit was cash, love that girl.

Yesterday, also first time a girl ate my ass

>>741213417
aww:))

bro im a fuckin virgin all the way. i got a sad lonely dick in my crotch and it smells like a fuckin t bag

About 6 weeks ago, when my wife got pregnant.

>that feel when you know sex is over

Jan 18, 2010 FML

>>741213224
>having high standards
The beta mans excuse for not getting laid.

>>741213234
>got dumped
FTFY

>>741212282
Pics?

>>741213138
I know these feels all too well.

>>741213523
i'm so sorry :(

Yesterday at night, will likely do it again tomorrow since we're tired today for other reasons

Fucked a 22$ eastern european whore a month ago.
She was cute as fuck. Thinking of going tonight as well.

>>741213561
I'm not talking about anything other than looks. I only like really hot girls. I'm a piece of shit clown who occasionally lucks out. I turned down some fat girl a few weeks ago at a party. I don't make drunk mistakes or any stupid shit like that. I don't get horny and "need" to fuck someone I don't even like.

Next year I become a wizard...

Morning august 13 2016

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>>741213657
Only one she sent...

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>>741213930

Almost four years ago.

2006

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Fucked my ex wife this morning. It's been about three years since we've had sex.

>>741213930
The fact that you answered my post with such a long post speaks volumes about how beta you are. Why do you feel it's important to explain to an anonymous person on 4chan why you're not getting laid?

>>741214153
She's fat, huh?

>>741214153
Nice

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>>741214251
Go for a dime next time

about 2 hours ago. probably again in the next 15 minutes.

>>741211791
August 15, 2015

>get back in touch with old crush from class
>she can tell I'm into her
>start talking freaky, she likes gangbanged
>go visit her at hotel bar
>she pounds like 9 shots of vodka thru the night
>shooting shit with others at the bar
>so in love .. but:
>her: "I'm staying with him tonight but if he touches me I'll beat him up
>bullshit, we know we're gonna fuck. kinda shitty for you to front like that
>i eat her out
>she claims to have cum 6 times and that I give head like a lesbian
>"cum anywhere but my hair or eyes"
>pussy.jpg
>we fuck raw, pass out
>fuck her again in the morning
>her: "if i need an abortion i'll send you the bill"
>wtf don't go doing that
>me: "i love you"
>her, out the door: "no you don't"

I thought I could make it with a bad girl, but it turns out they're .. bad

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>>741214251
>that wrinkly stomach

>>741211791
Never

2 nights ago. doggie and missionary with a mixed girl.

2013

when my face briefly touched my moms pussy 29 years ago..

>>741214449
>>741214528
We have 3 kids together. When we first met her stomach was flat and toned. After the kids it looks like that.

>>741214706
who the fuck remembers positions?

Like 2 weeks ago

>>741214294
lmao 6 sentences isn't long. Also if you believe that alpha/beta/red pill/mgtow/any of that trash is real you're actually retarded. Girls don't think "oh that guy is a beta I'm gonna treat him like shit." They judge you based on your personality and chemistry with them. Then they decide if they're gonna treat you like shit or not. Being "alpha" and "hunting" women only lands you stupid bitches or insecure idiots. Let the ones that like you come to you. Trust me you'll be happier. Every single girl I've had sex with still likes me and we get along fine whenever we occasionally see each other like real functioning adults.

10 minutes ago or so

Last week and that's only not sooner because we haven't been alone, but blowjobs every day since too. Goddamn coming from being a kissless virgin to having a girlfriend with a nice ass and amazing tits and sex as much as possible.. this is the fucking life.

12/18/15
I've been in prison since 1/3/16

>>741215196
jesus

>>741214426
I've been out of town since we hooked up.. she misses her daddy and can't wait until I get home.

>>741211791
2 years

>>741215196
5 sentences longer than necessary

30yr old virgin here. I have no social skills whatsoever, but I know it's going to be worth the wait. I need to get my life on track before I even think about being with someone.

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>>741211791
> seven years or so, before my wife walked

> too laid to become a wizard
> not laid enough to be a normie
> just laid enough to be a dank meme

about 7 weeks ago.
a week or so before our child was born (who is 5 weeks now)

>>741214528
> not enjoying a stomach with fertility marks
fag

>>741215860
>but I know it's going to be worth the wait.

It's not going to be though.

>>741213523
It's not over, but it will definitely be less often than when trying to conceive.

>>741216108
Maybe to people that are searching for the wrong thing. People are attracted to me because I put off a vibe like no one else. I will find someone to connect to, both literally and figuratively. I hope you find someone that'll make you forget everything else.

Last week. I plowed my wife.

It has been about 5 years now. Sigh.

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>>741211791
May 21st. best sex I've ever had. pic related

>>741211791
Never
18, had many opportunities. Too many to count at this point.
Last time I came close was two days ago. I was at my friend's house when his girlfriend and her friend came over. I was wearing a tight shirt, and his girlfriend's friend (Natalie) was all over me, rubbing my forearms and shit. My friend told me in advance that Natalie just broke up with her boyfriend and was having rebound sex with nearly anything that moved.

I'm not attracted to sluts, so I didn't really feel any connection with her. I promptly booked it out of there.

I feel like I'm doomed to this fate, /b/ros. That I'll never find a girl that isn't a slut. I'm starting to think that the cock carousel meme is true.

>>741216527
I sincerely hope that you find the perfect partner. I do, however, feel like I need to tell you that sex is not nearly as exciting and wonderful as virgins think it is.
I've had "someone that'll make me forget everything else" 5 or 6 times. They will eventually stop being "someone that'll make me fotget everything else. That, I can promise you.

Like an hr ago, slut had to go pick up her kid or something and drop him off. Should be back soon to the hotel so we can do speed and fuck all night

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A year and a month ago

>>741217323
nah, don't worry aboot it. It'll happen.

4 hours ago with my wife

>>741217323
And what's wrong with fucking sluts? Just wrap it up and enjoy the ride, man.

>>741218736
This

Virgins always have the idea that sex is this wonderful and unique experience that nothing else will compare to.

>>741214251
> greentext how it came about

>>741211791
2 years ago. It will probably be the last time ever because I'm going to kill myself soon.

>>741211791
2 weeks ago
feelsbadman.jpg

>>741219923
live stream or tits

>>741220066
>tits
I'm a guy though. Also I would never stream my suicide because I'm not doing it for attention. I just really hate my life and want to end my suffering.

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Last night with her. We were going to tonight but she's a little too fucked up, so I'll let her sleep...we'll try in the morning

>>741220253
Her? Sure it was a she?

>>741211791
Like 2 years ago with ex.
Now gf of 2 years is in bad moods constantly instead of in that mood. We use to do a bunch of shit but not sex. Afraid itll hurt and shit. And dont wanna rush while we are young ( thinks im with her just because shes hot)
Paranoia sucks

>>741211791

>>741220153
If you weren't doing it for attention you'd never mention it on 4chan.
Also, the fact that you're a man doesn't mean you should't show your tits.

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>>741220418
Oh man, you have no idea how often I hear that, it's brutal...yet I keep going back. Yes, I'm sure it's a she.

>>741217323
Nah man im the same, we both derive from a girl with a little bit of class and not someone who everyone has fucked.
It will come man, like it did for me you'll get there, just find someone nice and fuck the shit out of her.

>>741220639
I just mentioned it in passing and I'm not even going to go further into it or explain my reasons.

>>741220827
>mentioned in passing
Either way you want people to know that you're about to do something drastic.

>>741214251
Tranny?

2 days ago, feels bad mang

>>741211791
About 10 hrs ago

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>>741211791
Xmas night, 2015. Prostitute.

>>741211791
10 minutes ago

>>741211791
2010

Nov/Dec last year with the boring wife and maybe a blowjob last month that almost wasn't worth it jerking off would have been better. Don't really care if we ever have sex again.

2013

>>741220725
>pear

>>741211791
'bout six hours ago.

6 and a half hours ago

>>741211791
1996
It wasn't consensual.

>>741222076
Rape or raped?

>>741222150
The second one.
I was 6.

>>741215860

nigga I've been thinking the same for years now. I'm 28. I'll surely get my life on track!

Nah, I'm gonna eat a shotgun barrel.

>>741211791
Never.
25 and just moved out, so I am guessing I'll have another shot later.

Never, im a 23 yo Man virgin well shit. Maybe becouse im fat fag... 100kg here. Maybe becouse im a pussy. Who knows...

>>741222474
So 27 now and no interest or just mental scars?

>>741222474
Who was it?

>>741222474
post greentext or gtfo

>>741222711
A bit of both I guess.
Any irl sexual situation makes me freeze up.
I've made peace with being forever alone.

>>741222788
The son of a guy my mom was dating.

>>741211791
Sauce on her???

5 years ago on my 18th birthday or sometime that week, my girlfriend broke up with me a few days before my birthday. I'm not sure if i have any std's, but going into that last relationship i thought i had herpes, so I'm waiting to see if I develop any symptoms. I got tested and it came back negative, but I'm going to go to donate blood and get tested again. I haven't had any symptoms since my time working construction in highschool. I am beginning to think that the girl at the clinic was in fact being sincere when she told me it was just razor burn. But i wanted to be sure, and try to minimize the risk of infecting others.

in 2013
i dont miss it tbh, sex always been not so exciting to me

Like 3 hours ago

>>741212259
Better that than super aids

April 14, trying to make it next Friday though.

>>741223083
How old was he? Was it full hold you down type of rape or did her groom and coerce you?

>>741222803
>be me age 6
>be playing duck hunter
>mom's bf's son come in (age 15 I think)
>plays a few rounds with me
>talks me into playing outside with him
>lures me behind the shed in the backyard
>says he wants to show me something cool
>whips out dick
>I'm 6 so I have zero context for whats going on
>starts jacking off
>watching him fap wasn't cool
>try to go back to playing video games
>when I turn my back to leave get grabbed
>pinned down with his hand over my mouth
>stripped
>he spits on his dick
>feel it enter
>pass out from pain
>Wake up hours later to find that he'd told them I passed out from dehydration playing outside.
>he tells me he'll kill me if I say anything.
>tell child therapist about it when was 12
>to late to prove anything

>>741223035
Have you gone full asexual? Do you masturbate how is you sex drive?

>>741223884
Did you end up telling anyone else?

This morning I took my ex to the school and we had sex there

2006

>>741214294
The fact that you are trolling someone for sounding beta says something about how beta you are

>>741211791
about a year ago. I'm waiting.

>>741223938
I masturbate. Sex drive is okay I think.
It's very rare for me to consider a real person attractive though. Prefer drawings. Loli and shota, a few other fetishes like Incest roleplays and such.

>>741224283
Buy a dog and have some fun

>>741223884
hot

>>741224106
Only very recently and only to 2 people who know me in any real capacity. Even then I spared them the details.

>>741212317
This

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>>741212259
DW anon, I didn't have sex until I was 19. I was at a camping trip with a bunch of friends, and some girl way out of my league got drunk on my vodka and just jumped my bones. Sometimes it just falls on your lap.

>>741224392
Honestly, I've considered it.
I like animals though, I wouldn't want to hurt/force the doggo. I don't find them sexy either so I decided against it.

>>741211929
Yeah, they stop fucking after you marry them.

There is absolutely no reason for a man to get married in modern society. Women expire at about 35. They used to do everything in their power to rope a man by then. Then once they expired and you tried to leave them they could take all your shit and you still had to pay for them to live.

If you are reasonably successful at 40, women half your age will throw pussy at you. Don't be stuck with some hag wagon that can ruin your life when they do.

>>741224642
Get a hooker.

Preferably one that has a pimp or handlers that will fuck her up if you aren't satisfied. Nothing feels better than fucking a bitch that knows she has to do whatever you want or Russian mobsters will leave her in a dumpster.

>>741224441
Do you still play Duck Hunter?

That game was awesome.

May 21st; 76 days.

>>741225538
Not duck hunter specifically, but I do enjoy light gun games.

Aug 8 2010 :(

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Never

>>741225327
I'm not sure how one goes about finding a reliable pimp to do business with.
Nor am I sure what a reasonable price would be.
I do know that my area has a lot of drugged out skanky streetwalkers though, but I don't want to pay to catch aids.

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>>741221842
Kinda, yeah.

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literally an hour ago.

i have a loving 9/10 ironygirl waifu who will soon be my engagement girl.

she even browses 4chan

>>741211791
If flopping out of my momma's cunt counts, 21 years.

>>741226607
If that counts is it also incest?

>>741227103
A wonderful question!
Let's say yes.

>>741211791
Like Thursday, there's this gross 4 ft tall black chick with two kids and a tight pussy.

>>741213138
Sex for me was very average nothing to write home about untill i fell in love, that shit is 5x better, also asian gf has tightest pussy and the last 3 inches of it were previously unused by her ex so i got to rock her world too. activley seek love freindo its worth it.

also 3 weeks ago because she didnt put out for a week then got her period then went on holiday =/

maybe in a previous life...