This girl super liked me. What do.

>>741192563
Speak to her you fucking poof

>>741192563
Get married and live your final years with her and your kids

say tits or gtfo then post results

>>741192669
Well no shit but she's a tad out of my league, /b/ro.

>>741193026
Post pic lets see

>>741193026
If thats true why would she super like you?

>>741193281
I suppose that's true, actually.

>>741193243
Nope

>>741193402
So, what do OP?

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>>741193673
Sent a cringeworthy message and am awaiting eternal damnation.

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>>741193761

>>741193761
Holy shit you beta

>>741193761
1 hour ago, damn.

>>741193761
welp you fucked it up anon

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>>741193761

A U T I S M
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S
M

>>741192563
I kept mixing pills and alcohol and sending out of control raunchy messages to women on tinder. I stopped getting matches after a while. Is it possible to be blacklisted or something?

>>741193761
You'll be waiting forever

>>741193761
future notice if you ever have a chance with any woman ever again...
DO NOT be a fucking sub, and don't talk about yourself like you hate yourself.

Women love confidence. Be fucking confident. Of -course- she super liked you. That attitude.

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>>741192722
>Get married and live your final years with her and her kids from another dad

>>741193761
>spell things out instead of being playfully hard to get and teasing
>unironically portray yourself as way below her
>dullest of possible things to say
is this a worst case scenario?

>>741194178
>Women love confidence. Be fucking confident. Of -course- she super liked you. That attitude.
translate this into something useful for us /b/ros, anon pls

>>741192563
Bad news, it's either a bot or accidental super like

>>741194178
Worst thing is it looks like he sent that message before posting this thread. He knew he'd fucked up, so came here for some reassurance, only to be shot down like the beta faggot he is.

>>741192563
A-level student? She is under 18 OP. You want to go jail?

>>741192563
Why would a woman ever have to super like a guy? Does she have a dick?

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>>741192563
>mfw some other /b/tard made this profile and is catfishing OP
>the reply time is because no one has rolled dubs in his thread to give a response

recommend her to me.

tinder @xavierbrown619

>>741194477
how can it be a bot if it's linked to instagram?

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>>741193761

That all depends on how big her benis is. :DDDD

Stick your dick in your hand cause you're a lying sac of shit

>>741193761
Fucked from the start, this is over guys, close the thread and keep walking, theres nothing to see here

>>741193761
>surprised you think that I'm good looking

Why the fuck would you say that? Way to show her how much of a beta you are.

>>741193761
Theres no way back from this. If youve got a hairy arse, send her a pic of it.

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>>741193761

>>741193761
You dead, OP?

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>>741192563
accidently

>>741194857
Well it was as a joke, I know I'm good looking.

I then realised jokes are impossible to convey over the internet.

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>>741193761
You fucked the fuck up you fucking fuckhead

And I love it

>>741195222
>Well it was as a joke, I know I'm good looking.

Joke's on you, I was only pretending doesn't work on tinder, you stupid faggot

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>>741193761
looks like you'll be single forever

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>>741195367
I tried this to hopefully salvage it.

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>>741195426

Nigger what are you doing

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>>741195426
It's even more fruitless now.

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

F

>>741195426
Just stop man, the first impression is the one that counts. You fucked, move on

>>741195426
Omg i thought i was bad. You make me look like don juan.

>>741195426
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKHEAD

>>741195426
Holy fuck you even used the word "beta". Pal, you're a fucking Omega

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>>741195426
What a fuck up.

>>741195563
F

>>741195426
L

it was a misclick

I'm guessing you're from Newport?

>>741195426
T-thats even worse

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>>741195426
good game, it's over, nice try

>>741195426
You fucked it op but why stop now.
Actually try with the next message. Your not getting a win so nothing to lose. Just practice.

OP here. Note to self for the future: don't message a girl based on past relationships I had in high school where I had to be all "ugu I'm so insecure" despite not actually being insecure.

My fuck up. Oh well.

>>741195426
if dubs say "pls reply"

Turn this into dubs decide what next, you'll have more chance like that

>>741195854
rollin'

>>741195854
It's pls respond

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>>741195426
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANON YOU ARE ORIGINALLY AN AUTIST

>>741195900
WINRAR

>>741195854
>>741195887
almost checked

>>741195900
FUCKING WINRAR LETS SEE IT OP

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>>741195426

>>741195900
Post it op

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>>741195900

>>741195841
OP, try this. It might be your only chance of salvaging your fuck up, but no guarantee. Just say "Well, turns out Angel's really don't exist ;)"

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>>741195900

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>>741195900
Leggo op its already fckd up

>>741195900
keep posting it until she blocks you or answers OP you have nothing to lose

>>741195426
Oh my god dude. Stop. Just say hi, nice to meet you...angel? Do you go by angel? Except you didn't do that. You did something totally unchill.

>>741195900
come on op what do you have to lose at this point

>>741195563
F

Poor fucker. The trick is not to give a fuck about what they think.

>>741195426
Yes, that will definitely salvage it. Now wait another hour and text her "please respond, I would do anything for you". If that doesn't get her interested I don't know what will.

>>741195917

Msg

>>741195426
have you heard of chris chan? cause he might be better socialized than you

>>741196175
Best thing op can do at this point is own the fact that he's nervous and state that. Be comfidently nervous and confidently vulnerable. And stop trying shit to get in her pants.

>>741196193
But they haven't really met have they and clearly she goes by angel cause it's her name. Thats almost as bad as ops attempt.

>>741192563
>> Wat do?
HER

>>741195426
Jesus m8

>>741196193
i'm not an expert on tinder but that's too boring...what he should have said was "i was hoping for a superlike from a hot blonde but maybe you'll do"

>>741196412
It really isn't dude. It's called opening a conversation. Walk up to some stranger off the streets and ask yourself if you would self comment about how beta you are while getting her first name, where she's from, and what she likes to do.

>>741196383
So you're encouraging OP to be a beta fag? gtfo nigger. Alphas are just betas that stay with a problem a little longer than most.

>>741196630
I'm not either. I talk to girls irl where being chill is important and attractive.

>>741196692
>Alphas are just betas that stay with a problem a little longer than most.
i don't understand this but i'm intrigued

>>741196692
Didn't say that. Bitch off cunt nigger.

>>741193761
we are not going to get an answer this century.

>>741195426
Tell her you'd like to take her out for a fine seafood dinner, then never call her again.

>>741196659
But your not walking up to someone on the street you're on tinder. You already have that info you can take it for granted. When you do get to meet her that may work but its tinder you have entered an online game and you need to play it accordingly.

>>741193761
Autism is one fucked up condition to have

>>741197051
exactly, tinder is a different game
>>741196768
i'm not against being chill, it's just the guy has to do something unexpected for a girl to notice on tinder. not unexpectedly autistic like OP.

OP, pls respond

>>741192563
apparently she does not know you!

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>>741195900

>>741195426
F F F

F F

F F F

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op post more pics of her profile

>>741197581
This

>>741195426
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
AYYY GURL
WAT DAT MOUF DO?

thread over go home

>>741198215
this gets u puzz op

Only logical thing left is to send her a third text, something about your strength or abilities would be best

I've super liked by accident, maybe she did too

>>741195426
Wtf are you doing, OP!?! It was almost imposible to fuck this up more than you did, and yet somehow you managed.

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op faggoted us hard here

>>741195426
This shit actually made me fucking laugh

OP stop being a faggot and post more of your hilarious autism

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>>741198690

>>741192563
Fuck her with your penis

Op is kill

Op, stop crying for a bit and update us.

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I showed this to my gf and she just said "dudes a little bitch."

This is quickly becoming a cringe thread

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>Find Wench
>>Stick in poooper
>>>Proceed to do a barrel Roll
>>>>Profit

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>>741195426
You're either a fucking retard or the oldest of oldfags

OP here. No update just a thought, it's fucking 2:30 am so she's likely asleep.

>>741192563
She probably did it by accident. It happens

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OP here. She told me she would meet me out in front of this store down the street. To wait for her by this rotating stand that has greeting cards in it or something.

Said she'd be there in about 30 minutes.

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>>741204887
fake and gay

>>741204958

I like what you did there. How's your summer going, buddy?

>>741204887
old fag

>>741204887
post the proof OP and more pics of the girl while you're at it

>>741193761
You fucked up m8, congratulations you autistic faggot

>>741195426
Christ dude, this is painful

>>741192563
Offer to give her the ol' lickaroo

>>741195841
Face it - you ARE insecure don't try make excuses and be in denial

>>741195426
pls post more, this type of threads will save /b

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Include me in the screencap

>>741196692
Alpha's are alphas, and betas are betas, and judging by your statement, I can safely assume you're a beta in denial covering up your deepset insecurity by lying to yourself

>>741192563
17, 18?

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>>741193761
>>741195426

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>>741193761

>>741192563
that's probably a bot.

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>>741192563
>>741193761
>>741195426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPHobo5-Jus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLwFZ7QT6kM&t=42s

coleg gwent fuckin hell butt didn't know there were other welshos on here
fuck aye dai

OP used this opportunity to fuck with /b/ really good.

>>741195222
Trips checked