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trips and i put dick in microwave for 5 minutes

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trips and i put dick in microwave for 5 minutes
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>>741174912
Record and post or didn't happen
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>>741174912
BUFFALO SOULJAAAAA IN THE HEART OF AMERICAAAA

rollin
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do it
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>>741174912
You have to cut it off first dumbass.
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>>741174912
cool dick dude
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>>741174912
leave that ferret alone
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>>741174912
This I have to see.
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>>741174912
please
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I will put it in without cutting it off, I'll just shut the doors slightly
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>>741175105
>>741175139


dick is my neighbors cat
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have a seat
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Alright check them you fucks
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>>741174912
Post pic of microwave with time stamp.
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>>741176001
offbyone.jpg
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i have to roll on this one
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Did your local KFC get replaced by a medicinal marijuana shop?
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roll
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Rolling quads
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ROLLING FOR DICKDEATH
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let the meerkat go you fuck
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>>741174912
You can't put your dick in the microwave, the microwave won't start unless the door closes
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BAM
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>>741177149
That was merely a joke. This is where the fun begins.
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>>741177198
kek
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niggerass
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>>741177221
>>741177223
so close
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>>741177223
God damn it so fucking close
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>>741177223
If only you could comprehend my abilities...

Perhaps you'd have these
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>>741177392
And again, it was only a joke. The vitrification of Christ is upon us.
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dw guys I got this
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>>741177488
fuck I meant to get trips
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Then it will really be a micro penis
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If quads, I make a clone from Jesus' DNA and wage war on the gods, using him as our weapon. When the ash settles, weapons shall be crafted from the bones of Christ. These weapons shall be stained with Christ's perpetual damnation. Until time itself collapses, the weapons of Christ will be used to create hellfire for the army of godlessness.

Also, I'll pee on my cat.
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>>741174912

just put your head inside for 15min retard
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roll
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You wont do it faggot
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>>741177444
>>741177777
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>>741177887
so fucking close
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>>741177918
reroll
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>>741177947
rero
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>>741177994
again XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>741177994
roll
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>>741178016
gonna kms soon
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>>741178028
XD
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>>741178116
stop it pls
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>>741178116
fuck off
>also
trips here
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Reroll
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>>741178293
XD MAKE ME XDDD
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>>741178334
Re roll
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burp
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roll
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Seeeeend it
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DO IT!
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Rolllin
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He never said he was going to turn the microwave on
Dam faggot OP just wants you guys to stare at his dick in a microwave for 5min
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>>741178544
My only question is if he will close the door.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Checkem'
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Reroll
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>>741174912
trips please
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I feel a disturbance in the board...
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Pingus
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Why do we want a guy to put his dick in a microwave for 5 minutes?
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>>741111111
Omg look at these trips
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>>741178958
IDK
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rollerino
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Baduga
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>>741179113
We are getting ever so closer... Rolling
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>>741177745
>weapons crafted from the bones of christ
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>>741174912
Show us said dick… Faggot
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I'll call u L
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fuck you OP
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Timestamp and record it bitch
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roll
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Be careful what you wish for OP
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I got this shit
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We are almost there, I can feel it.
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>>741180489
Yep right here
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ROLLING BC I LIKE TO ROLL
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THIS WILL BE TRIPS
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>>741174912
How will you disengage the safety mechanism that starts the microwave but prevents it from running while the door is open?
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THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT TRIPS
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THIS LITTLE CUCK BOY IS TRYING TO PULL A SOUTH PARK
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EAT MY ASS
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I WILL BE THE ONE TO GET TRIPS
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AND MAYBE HE'LL GET CANCER
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Rolling because OP is a faggot.
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if trips you dont do that
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BUT ONLY IF I LET HIM
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Here to save the day
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NIBBA
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do it
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>>741180878
this is not funny
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>>741180768
Good luck
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>>741180847
good idea reroll for that anon
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GETTING CLOSE I CAN FEEL IT
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>>741180694
Haha you said cuck that's a neat word
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Ok i going to do this
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OP should be banned if he doesnt deliver
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REDDIT DID 9/11
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what are trips
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daddy please
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>>741174912
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MY KIDNEY IS BROKEN IN HALF
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G-g-g-getttt....
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CLOSER
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>>741180960
OP should be permabanned indeed if no deliveries
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REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>741180997
FUCK
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OP YOU BETTER DELIVER COS I AINT GONNA HAVE THESE TRIPS FOR NOTHING
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ESKETITTTTT
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Rollan
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nigger
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Rolling, BTM is a cuck
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M3M3
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ineeddickbcimaragingfaggothouseboy
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show us dick op
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nigahiga
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spicey
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AsSEATING DERANGED FAGGOT
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PuT iT iN tHe MiCrOwAvE
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trippies
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>>741174912
roll
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>check em
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CAW CAW
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lel
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*le fart* x)
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>>741181220
tripples
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So, you're gonna open the door of the Microwave...
and stand in front of it,
with your dick inside?
Because I don't know else you gonna do it.
And even if you can somehow start the microwave...fuck all will happen.
So...I have a better suggestion.
You turn on the big Oven...and then...
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>>741181255
trops
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put me in the microwave :)
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FINALLY
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>>741174912
Niggerdoit
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>>741181283
trups
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Pls
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TRİPS NOW
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NIGGERS
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500 degrees for only 1 minute.
bet ya can't do it
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baby no
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>>741181334
Accurate picture.
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>>741181315
triples
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>>741174912
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do it faggot
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>>741181334
fck mate
BUTCHECKTHEMNOW
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why cant i just get trips
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>>741181407
fucking gibe
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Trolling
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>>741181460
off to the trips supermarket, be back soon.
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Every time I miss a trip a nigger baby dies
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shit eater
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Roller
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>>741181501
okay, back. behold my trips
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>>741181440
İTS WAS CLOSE NOW İTS TİME TO
TRİPS!
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guys its a trip thing
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>>741181539
NOIW
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>>741181532
what the fuck they must have fallen out of the bag
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better deliver faggot
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>>741181430
Upon closer inspection, that log of shit is really nothing but a Jimmy Dean sausage link, with a bit of egg to boot.
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Nigger faggot
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OP is a pussy so he aint gonna do it anyways. He is probably miles away from the thread
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
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>>741181570
hmm maybe i got robbed hmm
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>>741181570
don't worry I got them right here
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REEE
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSHITTTTTtttttt
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>>741181623
maybe i left them at the store? fuck where are my trips
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Check out these digits
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do it cum bucket
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>>741181567
OK THİS TİME İS TRİPS
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>>741181667
FUUUCK!
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EEERRRRRREEEEEEEE
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Look at me YUH BITCH AYE AYE YUH
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>>741181667
im sad now
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>>741181667
>>741181668
fuck man
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>>741181713
VUAH TRİPSSPPPPPSS
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My mother is a lazy cunt
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>>741181641
liar!
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>>741181655
>>741181667
>>741181668
Are we cursed or something?
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TREPS
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nigga what ?
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Damnit I need trips right fucking now
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>>741181774
>>741181775
IT HAPPENED TWICE
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>>741181777
winner
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>>741181777
the devils number
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KEK, GIVE ME ENERGY


HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>741181777
CHECKED!
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>>741181777
WINRAR!!!
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>>741181777
POST THE PİC OP
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Check it
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>>741181807
there's no hope /b/rothers.
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>>741181777
we fucking did it, nice teamwork mates
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>>741181777
WINRAR
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Post pics OP
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>>741181777
Finally
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>>741181777
now we wait...
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>>741181777
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
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>>741174912
FUKİN OP WE ARE WAİTİNG
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>>741181777
Winrar
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>>741182188
dubs :)
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come on op don't be a faggot
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op u are a faggot
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WE'RE STILL WAITING FUCK
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