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Shit bag boy. (old thread gone) Leftover from Christmas.. I took

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Shit bag boy. (old thread gone) Leftover from Christmas.. I took the tree down in May
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>>741172267
the thread that keeps on giving
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>>741172267
You are a God amongst men anon
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>>741172267
I just got here what did i miss?
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>>741172436
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>>741172267
>Random food everywhere
>Garbage all over the place
You truly are the trashman OP
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>>741172436
this man has been pissing on his floor and shiting in bags for 4 months
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>>741172267
Did you celebrate alone or did you actually invite a human being into that dive?
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>>741172436
Someone can fill you in.. I'm on an old ipod touch.. no computer. basically pooped in a bag for a few months
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>>741172515
what gen??
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Screencap man where are you?
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>>741172506
pretty much cut out all social contact.
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>>741172552
Does it matter? Its apple cancer
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>>741172608
it probably still has power
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>>741172494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8MbyfCrrWQ
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>>741172566
This
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>>741172602
Yeah, thought so.
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>>741172566
Dubs so screencap man must deliver
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>>741172267
So shit bag boy. Ok where the fuck is cap
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>>741172267
Bump for interest
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THE LEGEND IS BACK NIGGERS
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>>741172267
Open the shit bag Op
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>>741172267

for what purpose anon. this isn't a good way to live. is it just so you can gross people out on the internet?
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>>741172822
He doesn't shit in bags anymore. Shit in toilet piss on floor.
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>>741172267
How about you use that clorox product in the background TO CLEAN YO SHIT UP
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>>741172849
Now that's the kind of commitment any woman would love to see.
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>>741172515
>>741172501
oh
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Bump so screencap man will come back
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>>741172267
Jenkum make some jenkum
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>>741172267
Post more op
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>>741173105
This
Also post more pics op
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>>741172267
Cool. Are you just gonna leave us with this shitty pic or are you gonna give us more content now?

>I vote for sharpie in pooper, but more pics of your filth would do.

>Literally just got done cleaning my house, wanna see the path I was heading down.
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SCREENCAP MAN WHERE YOU IS
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>>741172267
At least your sleep area is halfway human. Use as something to aspire to; it's halfway mongloid at least.
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>>741173198
Thank you for not going full retard like this fucker and also more pics OP
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>>741172267
>>741171460Z#bumpplz
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The legend returns so soon
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HE LIVES
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>>741172267
Post a face pic with timestamp. I don't believe you. And plus, you will be legendary if you take the pic.
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>>741173357
Thiiis
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>>741173357
Proof in prev thread but yeah post face pic
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>>741173221
Probably working on it, they take a min
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>>741173357
old thread had a timestamp. definitely not posting my face lol
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LETS SEE YOUR CLOSET YOU DISGUSTING WHITE MAN
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>>741173454
His house is his fucking closet
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>>741173395
at least you cut the yard
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>"I've seen much worse than this in my time anon, your hoarding condition is really not that bad. How about showing me your bathroom?"
>"anon why are the pizza boxes on the floor in front of the toilet wet?"
>"you...... You pee on the boxes? But the toilet works?"
>"b-build a bridge with t-the boxes when you need to poop?"
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>>741173287
Kek. Ive been working a shit load this week, kinda let things go. I hate having a messy house.
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>>741173395
Is the Christmas tree still in the house?
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>>741173454
don't be mean
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>>741173520
no doubt wasn't as bad as shitbag here
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>>741173395
Do you even go outside?
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>>741173592
Why do you live like that you disgusting freak?
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How does your life get to the point where you shit in boxes for 5 months and take down Christmas trees months after Christmas ended? And it's all over the fucking floor. Seriously dude. I don't know how someone can live like that.
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>>741173592

That's really pretty normie compared to the rest of the shit you've shown us. Post more pizza boxes
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>>741173592
JESUS CHRIST THOSE CORDS
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>>741173646
Yes. There are two Pokémon gyms nearby
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>>741173395
You don't have a computer, can barely post...say you're living off savings and cc, obviously living like goblin. What else consumes your time besides eating like a garbage disposal? How often do you leave the place, and/or see another human being?
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>>741173691

Oh shit nigger my sides

This nigger is the most stereotypical neckbeard on this planet

How many katanas do you own??
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>>74117369
>still plays pokemon go
your life really is in shambles op
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post a picture with your hand in the toilet :D GET
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yes my life is in shambles. don't need to be dicks about it
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>>741173759
THIS HOW MANY BLADED WEAPONS DO YOU OWN
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>>741173592
post pic of more disgusting things
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>>741173839
all the good pics were in old thread.
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>>741173828
Please either clean your house or an hero op, this is really fucked
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>>741173592
1. Start house fire
2. Make clean break
3.?????
4. Profit
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>>741173831
0
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>>741173828
WASH THE DISHES
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>>741173828
There we go OP. Thats the filth we are looking for.

The other pictures arent that bad... just a mess.

Where is your favorite place to piss?
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Does anyone have the first pictures op shared? I wanna show my friend
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>>741173828
I honestly think that this is how i'd live if I had my own place and no GF.
I'd shamelessly live like this.
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>>741174068
Screencap should be in the works
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Pic that started it all
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You know what OP, I'm going to be genuine here. I'm a therapist fag, and I've seen cases like yours seems to be, and take it for what it's worth but cleaning your living space may be the therapy that you need.

You'd be amazed at what an effect your environment has on your psyche, and also how cleansing or spiritual the act of cleaning it can be. You need to accomplish some goals, a little at a time, and feel good about yourself in what you achieve no matter how small.

I wish you the best!
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>>741174051
I like to piss on the plastic bags so it doesn't soak the pizza
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>>741174191
Amazing. Thanks anon.
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SCREENCAP MAN WHERE ARE YOU I'M TIRED AND WANNA SLEEP
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>>741174248
What good would cleaning his house do when his toilet is fucked and likely there isn't even any running water
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>>741174248
I really appreciate that
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>>741173828
Sadly those look like they have been eaten off of relatively recently. Fridgebro would probably have reused them. Nice touch saving microwaveable oatmeal container though, that's fucking all-pro.
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>>741174191
when did you stop using the toilet
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>>741174340
Have we seen your oldest shit bag yet? Can we look inside?
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>>741174328
ikr its been over an hour
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>>741174350
I stopped 4 months ago when it got clogged. It unclogged two months ago, but I use it for shit only
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put your hand inside the toilet
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>>741174335
It would make it cleaner
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I want more pictures
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>>741174464
If dubs op must do this
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>>741174454
Why so much orange juice?
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Just take one day and clean the whole house/flat. You will feel better afterwards useless messy faggot
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>>741174479
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>>741173828
All you dumb cunts that came into this second thread need to get the fuck out because op is our guy and we can't be mean to him or he will leave and kill himself and we do not want that so fucking be nice. He's sharing his life with us. He's doing what we ask.
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>>741174454
are you the same guy that posted the cottage cheese in the microwave months ago? it may have even been last year.
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>>741174454
this pains me to see this. why do you do this to yourself?
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>>741174511
Eat out of that cup next to the wendies thing
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>>741174511
Show me the shower
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>>741174464
This
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>>741174511
what do you do in your free time?
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>>741174552
Fukkin this
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>>741174521
I don't think so
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>>741174595
He prolly just sits there and cries
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I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP UNLESS I GET THE SCREENCAP
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>>741174516
>he will leave and kill himself and we do not want that
Thats where you're wrong
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>>741172267
i want to be in the screen cap too
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>>741174552
Please show us the shower.
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>>741174552
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>>741174661
make this anon the screencap
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>>741174699
I doubt screencap man is even alive anymore
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>>741174698
Fuck you.
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Classic murican lulz. Whole nation should be holocausted, shame to the human race. Greetings from Europe
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>>741174340
Seriously though, your place isn't at the point of no return. Like therapy fag said, do little things at a time. Start by bagging up all the trash, then start taking the trash out. Over a short amount of time you will declutter and it will honestly be refreshing.

Living in clutter adds a shit ton of stress. When the clutter is gone you will feel more inclined to clean.

You can do it OP. Dont let yourself go.
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>>741174511
Are your windows covered to block any natural light from entering? Do you hate the sun? Be honest is it that bad? Only asking cause I've been there, and you know if you've sort of crossed that line.
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>>741174730
Why don't you just piss here?
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>>741174454
do you rent a apartment or do you own your own house?
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OP. I want to see the poo.....show me the poo.
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>>741174730
what's that green seepage log shaped stuff by the drain
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>>741174730
Not bad. Can we see your toenails?
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>>741174516
Thank you anon. Many of you guys are legit nice.. I appreciate it
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>>741174802
Fucking this
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>>741174767
i agree, just this time it should be blacks, liberals, and jews
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>>741174730
Holy shit when was the last time you took a shower
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>>741174730
If trips eat some shit from plughole
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>>741174824
I thought i told you to leave faggot
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>>741174877
I shower everyday. Person hygiene is honestly not bad.
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>>741174829
You're welcome and we're glad you're here.
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>>741174824
I second this
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>>741174949
how?
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>>741174948
I thought I said fuck you.
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>>741174802
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>>741174949
Suprises me tbh
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>>741174977
Shut the fuck up and leave samefag faggot
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>>741174949
> Person hygiene is honestly not bad.
> Shits in a bag
> Pisses on the floor
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>>741174730

OP

The-rapist fag is just a profession for talking common sense and get money for it.

All the little things you can do, just start by washing the clothes left on the floor.
Bag the trash.

Then wait, do not start cleaning until a week later.

Clean one room.

Wait one week.

Clean another room.

Wait one week.

and so on it goes.

Best of luck you magnificent bastard!
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>>741174977
There really not bad. I weirdly take good care of my feet
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>>741175043
>being this new
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>>741174730
Fridge bro... is that you?...
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>>741172267

Fridgebro?
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>>741173395
Shit, negroe...
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>>741175104
>being this nigger
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>>741175160
>>741175196
I dont think it is
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>>741174876
Don't forget the mentally disabled and gay ppl. Wonder if instead of simply killing them use their bodies as new food source? Could be even sold as vegan though?
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>>741175196
I just said that!
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>>741175080
Thank you anon. My goal is to turn things around.. so thank you
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>>741174769

Exactly this
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Fuck and i thought my flat was disgusting...well it still is but compared to his it is a palace.
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This state of living isn't actually that bad. I have seen worse.
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>>741175272
>Implying that we should recreate soilent green with the mongaloids
I would never pollute myself with their filth. launch their ashes into space for the space niggers
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>>741173828
>Loneliest bean there is
You should end its suffering and eat it
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last one. thank you guys who have been supportive. I think fridgeboy is worst..
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>>741175517
Lmao this
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Theory:
Did you consume your delish pizzas while taking a shit frequently? It would make sense that the empty boxes would pile up and be discarded right then and there by the toilet. So when your pooper clogged up, it would make sense to make use of the discarded pizza boxes. Tell me how Far off that is
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>>741175556
eat it, for dubs
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>>741175556
tf is all that in there
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>>741175080

Hey, I'm the therapist fag, and I do more than just talk. That's only half the job!
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>>741175590
No. I just use the boxes so when I shit my feet aren't soaked in piss. Also so I can get in and out if the shower
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>>741175556
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>>741175287

You are doing good, by showing us your home, you are opening up to changes, you are no longer afraid to tell how your state of life is.

If you can tell a stranger, it is because you have already taken a stand, in your head, now just get your heart in it and give yourself really good time.

Nothing will come from a swift clean in a week, give yourself months to go through this. Then it will slowly become rutine again and you will like your clean rooms.

When you have your first clean room, spend as much time inthere as possible, this will make you want to clean the rest when you see them.

God speed! I have to go, would love to see the thread to end, hope to see you post in some months, with your progress.
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>>741175622
Looks like burnt pizza bread also, checked.
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>>741175639

Sorry bro, I really just wanted to write the-rapist and got carried away :)
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>>741175704
Thank you anon. I hope to post a change of life thread soon
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Nigger i just want the mufuggin screencap
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If nobody capped the original thread.. absolutely tragic
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>>741175639
The other half is listening?
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>>741175867
someone said they were working on it in the first thread
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>>741175785
You can do it! I did go through something similar just last month! It feels amazing living in a clean and organized home now!
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>>741175556
Eat it now
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My girlfriend would live like this if it weren't for me.

Women are more fucking disgusting than any man.
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>>741176010
Yeah like an HOUR ago, everyones waiting
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>>741175990

Yes!
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Returns to us when you get the place cleaned up OP
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no cap :^(
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Jesus fuck, OP

I couldn't even THINK of the amount of mice in your house.
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>>741173395
Aren't you disgusted by yourself? Why don't you get your shit together and just clean your place up?
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SOMEBODY MAKE A SCREENCAP THIS THREAD CAN'T GO TO WASTE
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Anyone knows if if the cum bottle guy who visits at years end is still around?
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OP you should clean your house for us. Trips gets you to put all that shit into garbage bags for us
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>>741175556
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. Thanks for the keks.
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>>741176490
OP should clean his house and send pieces of his rubbish to us in the post so we can be closer to him and his thread
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If somebody roll quints, op brings a prostitute to his house.
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>>741176661
ROLL
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>>741176490
Here you go
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>>741172501
>>741172515
>>741173828
>>741174191
>>741174454
>>741174511
>>741174730
>>741175556

this is fucking gnarly op
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>>741176661
I go to massage parlor..
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>>741176661

Roll
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GUYS, WHERES THE GUY THAT SAID HE'D MAKE AN SCREENCAP I WANT TO SLEEP KNOWING I HAVE A SCREENCAP OF THIS BEATIFUL THREAD SAVED IN MY PHONE
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where is the fucking cap
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>>741176797
So you do get out?
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Not original screencapper, but here's a lazy quick one I threw together
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>>741176941
yes. Pokémon go and massage parlor..
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>>741176860
I have screen shots of all this shit now how tf I make screen cap...
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OP you should just clean your house man, its not as bad as it seems, just doma little bit each day. I've seen much worse (lots of hoarders, where shit would pile so much it'd flow outside of their house, dead animal corpses, etc). I believe in you dude, set a goal and you got this.
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>>741176661

roll
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>>741176661

rollin
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>>741172267

after fridgebro, we now have trashbro
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>>741176661

reroll
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>>741177037
good lad
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>>741177319
I identify as shit bag boy
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>>741174454
Grocery bags in the fridge? You're a monster.
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>>741177299
Roll
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>>741177037
Thanks mate, i'll still wait for the original screencapper, still gonna save this one tho
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>>741177037
I'm in that cap twice, ama
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ORIGINAL SCREENCAP MAN WHERE YOU IS
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>>741177037
...And here's rest of it. Hope original screencapper posts results, but I had to have the thread live on for sure
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>>741173828
How do you use the microwave?
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Ok bud so here is what youve gotta do, youve gotta start with everything thats already bagged and ready to dump go do it. Take the 30 mintues to do it. Next is to was those dishes. Those are the two easiest things to get done. Once you see one area nice and clean youll wanna spread the cleanliness to other areas. I just helped a buddy of mine and we spent a whole day just me helping him clean shit out. If you have anyone that can atleast sit and direct ask em to. From what my buddy told me is that if I didnt sort of direct the cleaning he wouldnt have done it. It can be way worse but you have no excuse to be living like that. Simply start by taking out what I see you already have in bags. Use the shopping cart to move garbage out to what ever you have outside and try to fill that cart up maybe 2 or 3 times before you go to bed. Keep your home clean fag. Even if its not 100% clean try to get it to the state of the pic, dont have any before pics but this is what most of his apartment looked like at the end of the night.
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>>741178133
just like a normal microwave..
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>>741172501
What timeline did I just step into?
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>>741178085
Thank you fine sir, hope you get a wonderful wife who gives you amazing bj's
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>>741175556
Have you created new life forms in your house?
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>>741175196
Going to be honest with you OP I know family's that's houses aren't that clean your not that bad. Although you need to fix your drains and stuff and homeland security may want to take a look at that fridge but just know it's really not that bad you can do it /b/ro. Most of all stop pissing & shitting on the floor your not a dog wish you the best.
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Bump, guess we're gonna let this thread die, so long trashboy
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do any of you niggas have the archive for older therads?
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>>741178855
yeah, at least defecate outdoors
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>>741173395
Dude, ive lived in less squalor. Clean that shit up yo
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>>741172267
Does your landlord never do any kind of annual home inspection? They did that in my apartment buildings, it was kinda random and sometimes on had 24 hours notice, I would panic because it was almost as bad as your place but was often able to throw out most of the trash and hide everything else in closets or boxes. I wasn't pissing on thee floor though.
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>>741179946
That's it mate he's gota go potty at his pokagym the ammonia in that house must be doing the most damage to him. Granny knows best /b/ro
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>>741174730
>>741175556
>>741174511
>>741174454
>>741174340
>>741174191
>>741173828
>>741173592
>>741173395
>>741172267

IM DONE. FUCK THIS. NOPE. FRIDGEBRO AND YOU ARE ON PAR WITH ONE ANOTHER. FUKKIN WHY DO YOU DO THIS
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>mfw this thread

how the fuck can someone live like this?

why not just start living in a cave instead?
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>>741180556
that granny dead yo, she no shit
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>>741181043
Cus he'd fuck the cave up too. Who'd want that?
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>>741174340
Your place isn't as bad as you think. You need to start working on specific areas to clean (desk, counter top areas, kitchen, bathroom, hallway etc). Also helps to create some clean floor sections that you can then use as sorting areas to help sort/keep/dump items as you go through the rest of the place.

Work on some of the easier high impact stuff first, eg. get all the clunky cardbaord boxes out of there, trash bags, collect all the bottles in bags, don't even worry about cleaning stuff for recycling, this is an emergency situation for you, just toss it in the trash if you cant easily recycle something.

I lived like this for a few months, it was a terrible drain on me mentally, but I was amazed at how quickly I could clean it up once I was focused on it, you just have to start. I was able to clean it up so well I even got my cleaning deposit back (it was so bad at one point there were bugs crawling all over the kitchen and living carpet). If you can get some adderall and do that for a few days that might help tbh. Good luck.
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>>741182257
you're late to the party, man.

some the-rapist already told him this shit.
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>>741174805
>do you own your own house?
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>>741175272
Since disabled includes conservatives, that's basically all Americans.
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The thing is, it seems your place would be pretty nice if you just got it cleaned. Go for it!
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>>741181645
Shut the fuck up you disgusting piece of shit, she is the nations granny and will live on in our hearts.
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>>741173828
Honestly man, I've seen worse. You can make your life so much better with a few easy steps. Get rid of anything you haven't used in 3 months. It'll feel like a cock punch at first, but once it's done you'll be a new man. Get family/friends to help you.

Exercise, even if it's just a long walk everyday.

Don't drink at home alone. Don't keep booze in the house.
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>>741183138
Yeah, Rod dead too, faggot
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>>741184007
Yes, Mr. Bond
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OP isn't as bad as some of the previous 4chan hoarder/filthy apartment dwellers. His main claim to fame here is pissing on the floor, which is completely fucking dumb.
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>>741184007
Don't start you worthless pieces of nigger cum,why don't you go find your father And leave uncle rod alone.
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>>741184855
007 dead too, faggot
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