how do I get BBW gf?

>>741142247
BBW's tend to be easier cause they chubby and have low self esteem. Go to bar and pick out first slampig you see, 80% chance that she's single. Buy her drinks and profit.

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>>741142247
by going outside/on tinder and meet said women, FAGGOT

>>741142572
agreed, tinder slampigs are usually more desperate and more likely to swipe right on you

>>741142247
go to anywhere social (like a bar or whatever) and smile to her. She will come to you like you're a piece of chocolate.

Lay food out and a net to catch her with

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Just be ruthless when it comes to talking/spending time with them. Text them and get that dinner/lunch date and take them out as much as you can. Take them to places that have good tasting food or look nice. you will get a blowjob within the first three date and a GF after like 6
>pic related, gf

>>741143338
face pls

>>741142247
get a normal girlfriend and supply cake.

>>741142247
Buy a Big Mac and put it on a stool

Then insert your dick

By the time they realize they are in a McTrap, it'll be too late and you'll be getting a burger-flavoured BJ

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>>741143338
>>741143553
we dont share her face sorry anon

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>>741143338
Jup happened to me like that. got a 3 month relationship like that.

>>741142247
wave some chocolate under it's snout.

dont need to be nude just face

>>741143690
she must be ugly

>>741143773
jup you guessed it.

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>>741143690
>>741143773
think what you want anon. Can't risk it

>>741142247
Move to The US enough fat necks there

It's easy...

1) Join plenty of fish or tinder or something
2) Message fatties
3) ?????
4) Profit!

>>741143854
ok

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>>741143854

>>741142247
Move to the UK, they're all heffers here man

>>741144013
face u faggot

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>>741144145

>>741144025
Go to Wisconsin

>>741144053
this goddamnit. and stop acting like we care enough to stalk her or something.

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>>741144013
>>741144053
naaa

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How do you feel about getting your gf to a fat state by giving her extra calories?
'cause I'm kinda thinking on it.

Convert to Islam and kill yourself together with at least 70 non-belibers.

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Just go out and buy them a drink, worked for me and I'm practically autistic. Pic related

>>741144223

You lucky guy.... can we see her ass? That would made my day...

>>741144223
then stop posting her nudes u faggot,
face or gtfo

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>>741144223
>>741144286
sure
>>741144370
when did you become the king fag of /b/?

>>741142528
This.

I met my wife because i knew she wouldnt believe her luck getting me.

Yesterday she sneaked up to me put her finger under my nose then in my mouth...it smelt and tasted of her sweaty smelly asshole....epic.

>>741144431
what the fuck anon why she has hair in her ass,
tell her cut ,

What does BBW stand for?

>>741144511
Go back to India you non English speaking cunt.

>>741144431

I kinda hate you anon, but I'm happy for you, she's a keeper....

Just fuck her asshole with no mercy.

>>741144511
Beta fag.

>>741144565
Big beautiful woman

>>741144565
Fat Ass Women or something like that.

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>>741144565

I'm not falling for that...

>>741142247
Go to you're local pasture before they're sent off to slaughter

>>741144583
maybe he's already in India, what's the point of ur comment?

>>741144223
She's got a pretty smile

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>>741144431
>>741144592
ty anon

>>741143739
Savage. Big bitches need love too fag.

>>741144256
You got more? Looks like a milf

>>741144681
To learn how to communicate properly and not write broken up sentences. If you must know.

>>741144720

yw fucking lucky anon...

PD: ... I think I'm in love with her... keep an eye close mate, she must have a lot of dick attention....

Is it true that only bi/homo guys are attracted to fat girls? (not like the fairy fags, like the gay guys that would fuck a wet hole in the ground if no one was looking.)

>>741144663
Fuck your* excuse me

>>741143338
Can confirm this is how its done

>>741144658
Not even bait just simply never saw that before

>>741144624
Thx

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>>741144764
To LeArN HoW tO ComUnİCaTe pRoPeRlY aNd Not WrİtE bRokEn Up sEnTeNcEs. ıF YoU MuSt kNoW

>>741144871
You must be either very young or very old. 50 counts as old, 60+ is very old, especially for this place.

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>>741144720
>>741144692
right? i love it
>>741144772
i am aware trust me

>>741145033

Well lucky anon... 4chan was nice enough today to provide good advice and an awesome piece of woman (you lucky fucker)

If you can deliver a lingerie pict and tell her I'm her fan... I'd be in heaven.

Today 4chan wasn't 4fag, that's a fact!

>>741144781
I know this is low quality bait, but it's actually guys who are into flat chested 'young boy' like bodies in women that are low test gays. I love how those insecure closet gays go about trying to reverse it.

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>>741145033
>>741145197

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>>741145408

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>>741145408
>>741145441

Ow.. fuck... I'm in love...

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>>741145441
>>741145502
just enjoy the fag

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>>741146325
fap*

>>741146359

Will do...

Round 2 is on.

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>>741144256
>>741144742
Yeah she's my wife, requests?

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>>741146359
>>741146469

>>741142247
>get regular GF
>wait
>marry if above did not work
guaranteed success

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>>741146589

>>741146717

no...fucking way..... <3 <3.... I'd let her like that for days. No fucking kidding.

>>741146615
kek

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>>741146717
>>741146880

>>741142247
>hourglass figure
>bbw
try again hombre. That body shape is "chubby" at most. Stop filling my bbw search results with skinny bitches

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>>741146530
No?

now that i think about it, none of the women in this thread are even remotely fat. Normal body shapes are the new "bbw"? Fuck that shit. Where's the fatties?

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>>741147794
>>741147909

Right here.

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>>741147985
she's not fat. Just because her stomach isn't perfectly flat doesn't mean she's a bbw. see pic related for a better example

>>741142247
>get a gf
>take her to mcds every day
>?????
>profit

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>>741142247
>how do I get BBW gf?
1, get a normal gf
2, watch her getting bigger as years go by
or
1, marry a hot sandniggres
2, watch her getting fat pretty much the moment she gets married.

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>>741147985
>>741148414

I'd definitely say she's fat, just not gigantic

>>741148662
barely. look at her other pics. I'd guess she's probably not even technically "overweight"

big dick + money

>>741144986
Tell me. How long were you waiting to use that.

>>741148414
lets see her taking your dick anon

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>>741142247

>>741146530
Wiener in her mouth.

Be at least above average good looking and in decent shape with a good personality. Be proud to go out in public with her. Compliment her beauty. Big girls don't get this treatment as often as skinny girls so when they do, they fall hard for you.

Fat ass women are disgusting because they can't clean themselves properly. prepare to have a smelly pussy and ass

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>>741148662
>>741148725

Yes she's fat anon. Definitely passed overweight

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fatties are the best.

>>741142528
what about the sassy ones?

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tinder obvsly

>>741159718
more?

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>>741159809

>>741142247
Dating Apps. I hooked up with a chick from POF who was pretty big, but an absolute freak. Gave the best head, begged for anal, asked me to smack her around. Good times.

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>>741161968
+1 for freaky bitches on tinder. Do recommend.

>>741142952
Name?

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>>741146530

>>741142247
>be a good cook
>leave window open

>>741146530
cum on face

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>>741142247

Women are inequivocably the easiest thing to pick up the heavier they are. That's why I have a bbw gf whom I want to marry.

Add one on fb whom you like and have mutual friends with. Ask your mutual friends to paint you in good light to her, and then find her interests (obviously food, sweets, and staying in will be one) and make common ground with her.

If you're lucky and have proper judgment, you'll land yourself one who has similar life goals as you, and who'll take care of you and never reject your sexual advances (fat girls are hornier). Just focus on your sedentary lifestyle preferences and avoid mentioning shit like crossfit and diets.

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>>741164231
this girl used to be curvy and thick and then she just decided to become obese. shes as huge a slut as she is a lefty

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>>741164380

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>>741164419

>>741144223
How fucking hairy are you?
Christ

>>741142247
get a six pack. because theyre more shallow than thin bitches most times.

>>741142247
If u can't get a BBW gf, then you literally can't get any girl.

Just give up

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BBWs are the best. Here's mine.

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>>741142247

>>741165670
I'd tap that

>>741166142
MOAR

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>>741164555

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>>741166353

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Take her out to eat a lot

>>741167185
kek

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>>741142247


>>741166309

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Give her bacon roses

Marry a skinny girl.

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>>741142247

>>741167465
Thanks I really like her

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>>741142247


>>741166309


>>741167712

>>741167632
>>741167589
sauce?

>>741167855
I need more

>>741142528
LOOOL. DONT FORGET TO FEED HER

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Chubby wife

>>741142247
i have one, was fun at start - but now it embarrassing to go outside to be seen together. dont sugarcoat it BBW, shes a fattie and it gets disgusting quick as it loses its novelty.

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>>741142247


>>741166309


>>741167712


>>741167907

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My bbw fiance. I was tired of daring skinny girls who couldn't take a hard, pelvic rattling fuck. I was tired of sluts not being loyal. I developed a bbw fetishist then met this tasty fuckpig sub. Wasn't hard to get her. I fell in love and now we are engaged.

>>741168324
still got more

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>>741167878
@doublemaximus

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>>741168324

>>741170554
I love those tits

>>741170669
>>741170488
same?

>>741170727
Yes

>>741170773
more?

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>>741170882

>>741171060
What cup size are they?

>>741171091
DD at least probably F now

>>741142247
Uhmm … make her think she's already married?

>>741142247
harpoon

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>>741142952
>>741162805
Lucy Collett/Lucy Vixen. She used to be much more attractive.

>>741170410
>>741167632
>>741167589
Down's

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>>741170882

>>741171511
great shape

>>741144223
>>741143854
>>741143690
cut nails.

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>>741170346

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>>741171903

>>741143338
Holy fuckimg shit that's a fuckton of work lol
OP please don't listen to this try hard faggle
You can get a slam piggy fairly easily
Hop on a dating app
Find cute thicc bbw
Invite her over to watch a movie or make dinner together or something stupid as long as she's at your place or hers
Then just start flirting and being a little sexual and she'll fuck you fairly quickly

You don't need to spend a fuckton of money and time trying to impress a fatty bbw
They usually roll with whatever you want to do especially if it's sex

>>741172029
spread open please

>>741151657
Lol, image related!!

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>>741171556
My favorite tits to play with

i'm fat but i have small tits which is the worst.

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>>741171903


>>741172099

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>>741173075

>>741172959
It's really unfair

>>741172959
I don't know why a man would be upset to have small tits.

>>741172336
That you in pic

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>>741142247

this will work. trust me:

>be you
>start hanging out at big buffet restaurants where it's easy to sit alone. like most Chinese buffet places. most people keep to themselves and it's quiet.
>high percentage of bbws. makes sense they can eat however much they want in relative peace.
>you walk up and start talking to her in the buffet line.
>you tell her that if she comes and sits with you, that you will pay for her food.
>don't push anything. just be chill and fun and yourself.
>you start making it a regular thing, paying for her as well, each time.
>tell her you can bring food to her place sometime. or she can visit your place to eat and watch a movie or something.
>you wisely hide all your weird suit ahead of time.
>be yourself. be yourself. be yourself. fakeness is ALWAYS noticeable. why would you want a first impression to be anything but your true self. that's what you want someone to fall in love with. relax.
>enjoy superior bbw sex, and the best head of your life. guaranteed.
>you must reply to this post or your mother will walk in on you edging to extreme fetish bdsm amateur bbw porn. again.

>>741160158
Would smash

>>741173212
Of*

>>741160863
More!

>>741173192

i'm a girl. i've posted pictures here before.

>>741173343
Ass pics hun

>>741173343
Show me those small tits babe

Emchris44

>>741142247

Getting a regular gf and taking her to taco bell like everyone else

>>741173343
put up or shut up.

>>741142528
Shitty advice. This only works for fat bitches that are either ugly or have small tits. If you're looking for a fat bitch with a hot face and big tits good luck because these days 97% of them are all taken.

I'm looking for a woman with great ass and a Dominant side

>>741160158
Looks tasty.

>>741144986
normie spotted

>>741174911
I want to cuddle this

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>>741176104

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>>741176585
jk

>>741142247
https://imgur.com/a/KMKLS

>>741171903
Keep it going.

>>741173638
This.
Hot fatties are really in now.

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My gf is kind of fat rn but she's losing weight. Great tits and ass.

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>>741177560

>>741169582
Got any of her spreading those fap pussy lips?

>>741144565
Big boned woman

>>741144013
Thats not BBW, happily fuck that

>>741142247
Marry a thin girl.

>>741177560
>>741177614
I'd unwrap dat present

By playing the song BIg Booty Bitches on repeat