AUS fag here what does /b/ want to know

>>741139473
Where do you live ya grog cunt

>>741139519
fucking bendigo mate

>>741139653
Victorian cunt, how often does your yob ass get to the BWS

>>741139473
What do you love the most about America and why do you agree America is the best?

>>741139931
Not OP but you fuckin yankee dogs need a kick up the arse

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>>741139473
Serious question: Whats the food like ? Any traditional dishes that are low and locally known only ?

>>741139931
honestly mate i went to America for a holiday with high hopes and i was pretty dissapointed your food was fucking shit

>>741139473
Are the spiders really huge and terrifying or is that just a meme? I need to know because it will ultimately determine whether or not I ever set foot on that continent.

>>741140041most traditonal foods a fucking bunings snag, and fairy bread

>>741140041
Many.

Have you heard of a HSP?

Hot chips, cheese, your choice of lamb or chicken or both, and your choice of sauces (usually garlic and chilli)

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>>741140148
nahh mate cunts are pretty chill, shes just a baby

>>741140241
Won't lie, that shit sounds delicious

How awesome is the mysterious universe podcast?

>>741140540
never heard of it mate wanna explain

Are drops bears a real thing or is that just a myth?

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>>741140523
It is incredibly delicious and incredibly horrible for your arteries and overall health.

HSP stands for Halal Snack Pack, but very few people actually call it that.

>>741139653
South of the border.

We need to build our own version of Trump's wall to keep you trap loving cucks the hell out.

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>>741139473
Thank god. I need some quality shitposting. The kind of thing only the ausfags can do properly. I had a rough week and I am in bed drunk and it's 3am.

Shitpost ya fuckin cunt!

>>741140779
fucking oath they do there real scary cunts. there real territorial fucking drop onto you from above always gotta be looking up while walking in the bush. any aus fags got some storys of drop bear encounters

>>741140927
yeah rightio fuck off mate where you from

Are you black?

>>741139473
What does an australian nigger look like?

>>741141128
no mate white as they come basically arian

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>>741141225
like this

>>741139473
What do you think of the show Housos? Total ripoff of Trailer Park Boys or only a partial ripoff?

>>741139473

Why you Aussies have a Child Prostitute Queen?

and why it's okay for Children in Australia to do sexual acts (help) to adults?

never found better excuse than helping?

why Aussie Child Prostitute Queen gave Casey Stoner a childish candy sucking -while maintaining constant eye contact- blowjob?

Do you think it's okay for your Queen to spread Herpes Simplex Virus among almost all MotoGP riders?


lol

Why do aussies call everyone mates?

>>741141464
Wtf did I just read?

>>741141398
nah housos is a pretty acurate representation not gonna lie

>>741141464
the fuck u on about mate

You cunts get rid of the abbos yet?

>>741141464
dunno what the fuck your on about mate

>>741141474
why do americans call everyone yall

>>741141658
one day soon us normal white folk have a master plan but cant talk about it here incase there is nigger lurking

>>741140960
How do Koala's catch gonorrhea, and other STD's

>>741141718
burgerfag here. It has to do with the dominance of hip hop culture that began in the 90's.

At least that's my best guess. Outside of the South nobody in their right mind should use the term 'yall'.

>>741141658
nah when the brits first came her we tried to breed them out but apparently thats now considered unethical

>>741139473
What is the proper kangaroo milking technique?

>>741139653
Me to, what part of Bendigo cunt

>>741141718
No that is just sluts from the southern states as they cannot remember the names of all the relatives that have fucked them.. so just use the term yall

What's your thoughts on emu's

>>741141772
from mating with drop bears who caught it from the dumb cunt walking around the bush

What do you like better Canada or UK?

>>741141772
Same way your mum does. They fuck diseased koalas.

>>741141897
epsom mate what about you

Can you play the didji

>>741141831
Trick question. You don't go near Kangaroos, they will fuck you up and everyone you care about

Can you put ur dick in your own ass?

>>741141921
emus are pretty fucking cool cunts my uncle got chased buy one when he was a kid

wtf is a mootdanga?

>>741142019
yeah, not great at it though. I was told I was great for a beginner though

>>741141950
canada they legalized pot

>>741139653
Me to, what part of Bendigo cunt

>>741141995
East bendigo cunt

anyone have any idea when we will legalise pot aus/b/ros?
Cant be long now... can it.....

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Britbong here why are your aussie politicians the biggest bunch of cunts who eve lived ?

>>741142019
actually every australian is born with there own digeriodoo americans have afterbirth australians have didgeriedoos

>>741142169
says the guy with Theresa May as PM

>>741142167
i hope not the goverment better pick up their game tho its fucking ridiculous

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>>741140241
That actually sounds pretty good. May have to try it one day.

why is Rolf Harris in England, they won't let him tie kangeroo's down in Australia?

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>>741142256

fair point but at least she is an adult your fucker acts like he is in class

>>741142292
I hate pot, but I hate ice junkies even more. Apparently ice junkies are starting to die off of heart attacks though, so that should be over soon.

>>741142142
fuck yeah nice one

>>741142169
Example of how they are cunts?
Because I would say UK and Aus politicians are about on par for their cuckness.

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>>741142369
Fuck cunt you're name wouldn't be josh would it?

>>741142307
>>741140241

its literally cultural appropriated food from the sand niggers. A HSP is GOAT tier though.

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Sadly accurate

>>741139473
Majestic Kiwi here.
why are your women such sl00ts?

>>741142360
yeah but there spawn will just continue their legacy and steal all our fucking money through centerlink the goverment would make so much profit if they legalized pot

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>>741142415

Not for much longer and don't you go spitting in that kangaroo meat you will be selling us

>>741142478
because goon

>>741142359
we've had the PM change 5 times in the last 7 years, and theres looking to be a schism which would hand control over again. Polys are fucked

>>741142420
nah mate thats not me

>>741142420
Educated, metropolitian, expresso loving, Melbournian here. I can't stand you rural degenerates. You all give Victoria, and Australia for that matter, such bad names.

>>741142478
why are yours ugly?

>>741142598
fucking of your city is disgusting it used to be the most livable city in the world now its dirty and full of homless people

>>741142598
m8 I'm a bachelor degree having melburnian. Without the rurals we'd've been fucked years ago

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>>741142569

yeah i know your politics looks 3rd world a lot of the time and i dont see anyone who looks able to fix it

>>741142547
Man, you aren't even allowed to have a fucking pocket knife on you with a locking blade.... Much less a real weapon. When they come across the channel, your docile little sheep population that the government there has created will get eaten whole.

Of couse, they are already there, getting special treatment in there Sharia Courts, throwing acid on people. Get a clue, anon. Britian's already fucked. The best hope is that Scotland ceeds and builds a big wall.

>>741142583
Fucking busted Josh! Comming ova to ur place rite now ya cunt

Have you ever met an american tourist who HASN'T asked you the stupid meme questions like "lol how do u guys live everything here wants to kill you" or shit about dropbears while quoting crocodile dundee or asking you about steve irwin?

>>741142718
I'm completing my Phd. but if we can get past dick measuring, the rurals are a disgrace, and you sound like one.

>>741142443
We appropriate and enchance with whiteness. Instead of jizzing on a goat we put garlic sauce on lamb. It tastes much better.

>>741142824
well josh is gonna get a surprise because that not me. but fuck it get josh involved the more people the better

>>741142896
hahaha, I love that anyone can claim anything on here.

I'm actually Kevin Rudd

Any of you cunts have a pet wombat? Vicious little fuckers

>>741142768

I carry a 12 gauge shotgun everyday rural Britain is hardly effected by immigration Londinium has always been a shithole now its just a different coloured one

what's brisbane like? I wanted to move there for the longest time from florida to be with a girl I had an "online relationship" with on a text game (a MUD).

She sent me a package once with various australian things like timtams and your coins and shit, plus a jar of vegemite...which she told me is traditionally eaten with a spoon. Nothing I've eaten since then has been as gross as that was. It tasted like I just ate a spoonful of swampy ass.

>>741142909
fuck Josh. I'm gonna rape that kike.

>>741142869
havent met a tourist but i did go to america once an i got all the steriotypical questions do you ride kangaroos to school talking about spiders and shit. oh and the fucking impersonations

>>741142961
You can't be Kevin Rudd because I am Kevin Rudd, if you need proof ask Gillard, she's right here taking my dick up her ass

>>741142583
Fuck cunt that's sad r.i.p

>>741143040
you eat it with butter. One spoon of vegemite two spoons of butter and swish it in your mouth

>>741143042
JOSH CUMMINGS ARE YOU HERE

>>741143048
even I as an american want to punch everyone who asks "do you sell a shrimp on the barby mate" or whatever when they go to an outback steakhouse.

So no one has a pet wombat? Fuckin casuals

>>741143042
dont forget to film it we wanna see

>>741143100
15 year old me probably would have believed you. I will not fall for your dirty australian tricks again.

>>741143063
He's definitely not Kevin Rudd because I'm Julia Gillard and I'm actually sucking on Ruddy's dick.

He's a phony, a big fat phony

>>741143142
havent pet a wombat but my aunty has a pet kangaroo

>>741143133
yeah that one pisses me of we call "shrimp" prawns

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>>741143191

>>741139653
>Bendigo
Isn't that the town who's council wants to build a mosque?

>>741143156
you eat vegimite with butter on toast or bread not to much vegimite though

is the hatred of aboriginals really as bad as people claim? Do any australians have aboriginal friends or hang out with them or are they kind of ostracized?

>>741143379
this cunts lying. you slather that shit on an inch thick and wash it down with a VB

>>741143379
she told me to make sure I got a really big spoonful, she was cruel.

>>741143361
yeah thats the one havent heard much about that lately dunno whats going on

is there anywhere in australia where i can pay to have sex with a shark?

>>741143361
>>741143452
Someone will probably kill a pig on the land and bury it there.

>>741143418
no mate only a true aussie can handle that shit i was just giving out instructions for the piss weak amerifags

>>741143361
yeeeap

>>741143527
nah but you can pay to fuck a roo. costs about $350

>>741143381
They aren't ostracised. They go off in their own groups and drink petrol for fun. If they behaved normally we wouldn't have a problem.

>>741143038
A double barrel shotgun. If you are even a decent shot you might take down one sand nigger, if you are lucky, but at most two before you need to spend forever reloading and get your head cut of by Mohammad.

Have you heard of urban expansion? Those people living in london this generation is spread out across the country before too long, and when they do, they move in packs

>>741143527
if you look hard enough try the gold coast

>>741143565
is roo fucking kind of a taboo there or could i like ask my taxi driver to take me to the local kangaroo brothel?

>>741141474
I only ever call cunts 'mate'. I call my mates 'cunt'.

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>>741143527
I'd have a go. It'd probably have to be a good investment though.

>>741143647
That depends how badly you want to be beaten

>>741143565
fuck where are you from its min $450 in vic

>>741143452
>>741143564
Hopefully that shit doesn't happen

Otherwise rest in piss

>>741143661
your sharks are a lot more normal and less slimy looking than the US sharks. Mark Cuban has the most punchable face I've ever seen.

>>741143687
Queensland mate. We get the special roos that are from abo communities. Aren't worth as much

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>>741143420

could have been worse bro

>>741143719
what's the going rate on an hour with a wallaby? I like them small.

>>741143753
Fuck man you find them on the side of the road all the time, run out grab one

>>741143719
ohhh right makes sense fuck i gotta move up there it takes a whole centerlink paycheck to get my kanga root on down here

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>>741143813
Have you ever hit a kangaroo with your car before? those cunts do more damage to the car than you do to them. Monstrous fucks

>>741143753
>>741143813
yeah best to get them in the middle of the day the sun warms them up for ya

did australians find the leaked transcript of trump's call with turnbull as funny as we did?

>>741143687
>>741143719
Vic roos are more pretty and feminine looking than the big red roo's you can find in other parts of australia and the outback. As such they command a premium price because they look a lot 'cuter' to fuck. It's a very profitable trade if you get in with the furry-loving asian tourists. Even heard slanty-eyes talk about fucking koala's too, but that's not for me. Roo's are much better.

>>741143040
Brisbane, like the rest of Australia, is fucking full. Stay in fucking Seppoland, you filthy fucking Burger.

>>741143898
What the fuck man? I had a mate tell me about a wild night out he had where he took a little bit of everything and ended up fucking a koala, and I thought he was full of shit. Maybe the cunt wasnt blowing smoke up my ass

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>>741143604

move in packs ? most of the never get more than 2 streets from the bus station

>>741143918
looks like you've got plenty of room in the center of the country.

also she was on the outskirts

>>741143888
Yeah, I did actually. Didn't think out PM actually had that much balls. I thought he would be giving the don a huge hummer the whole call.

>>741139473
How are you still alive?

>>741143898
Roos in VIC are eastern greys, a bit smaller than reds but still viscous. Western greys are shit

>>741143866
I know right, the big ones watch ya coming then fuckin bam it jumps out at ya

>>741139653
Bobs Burger Bar

>>741143975
We don't want any fucking Americans here, understand?

>>741143842
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>>741144039
Get a bull bar and teach those cunts a lesson.

>>741144054
i'm not black, calm down.

And for the record I've been to australia many times for conferences and everyone was very nice as long as I didn't start quoting crocodile dundee. Not everyone is a bitter misanthrope like you.

>>741143960
Everyone always thinks they are too small to fuck, but Koala;s can get quite large. They are super soft and have those huge eyes that the slants love in their anime cartoons. Knew a guy who had a couple that he hired out of his garage in hour sessions, it was fucked up but he had all their nails pulled out becuase those fuckers have claws that could cut your dick off

>>741144018
i have a question for you anon why are you non aus fags so scared of australia i dont get whats so scary please explain

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>>741144054

but what about multiculturalism ?

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

>>741143975
unlike the US we don't have a massive amount of groundwater in the desert. Which is why Vegas is not a thing that could happen is Australia.

When we say we're full we mean it, few humans can survive past the coastline

>>741144181
yea we want people with culture

>>741143983
if Trump was capable of talking like an adult he probably would have, but even the most patient politician can't be faced with such retarded questions like "what's the deal with the boats malcolm?" or whatever it was and keep their composure. Turnbull came out of that looking like a seasoned diplomat, whereas our retard we elected hung up on him like a baby having a tantrum.

>>741144164
because 2/3 of any animals can kill you?

>>741144135
oi calm down you fucking shit cunt dont you go acusing one of my mates

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>>741144232

american culture is well define

>>741144241
That line about the boats was the funniest part of the whole conversation. "Why do you guys have such a thing against boats?"

Says trump who probably has a fleet of luxury boats.

>>741144258

and driving a ford or holden is a matter of life and death

>>741144395
Gotta drive a civic bruv

>>741144264
it's just an ignorant attitude. I'd only move there if I got a job offer, which would only happen if they couldn't find an equally qualified australian to do it. If you actually got to know immigrants, especially ones living there temporarily, you'd probably like them. They are just trying to earn a living just the same as you. We aren't all fanny-pack+hawaiian shirt wearing fatties.

>>741144395
The correct answer is Holden

>>741144258
the ghost of steve irwin keeps us safe

>>741140241
Fuck off you mudslime loving nigger faggot

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>>741144407

your dad buy it for you ?

>>741144507
paid for the bodykit too m8

>>741144468
do australians actually like/respect steve irwin and what he did before he died? or is he kind of a national joke?

>>741144552
Its half and half. We respect his work with animals, but the way he acted and behaved was absolutely fucking munted.

Still, he didn't deserve to die how he did.

>>741144552
You fuckin what mate, steve irwins a national treasure

>>741144423
mate shut the fuck up were trying to have fun here stop being a faggot

>>741139473
Everything is fine here, what are you doing Fag.
The emus are our friends. You dont need to post on 4chan. Everything is fine.

>>741144531

tell me something that roo hunting sequence in wake in fright , realistic ?

>>741144552
national joke at the time, but everyone forgot about him shortly after we stopped laughing at the ironic way he died.

Pics of his daughter looking like a thicc fuck in a tight dress reminded us of him for a bit, but after fapping to her for a bit we forgot again.

>>741144670
hauntingly.

>>741144594
i'd definitely like to visit his zoo before i die. He seemed like a good, passionate guy who just wasn't careful enough.

>>741144679
damn, she grew some massive tits since last i saw her when she had her own show when she was like 10.

>>741144713
yeah he was a good bloke its a great zoo to btw

>>741144713
He made an amateur mistake in the moment. He was pretty smart and understood the animals he dealt with, just in that instant he made a mistake like we all do with shit we know, and it ended up costing him his life.

You know how you reverse your car sometimes, and accidentally turn to the right even though you intended to go left. He did that, with a jagged blade into his heart.

>>741144713
His zoo is apparently really bad now

>>741144698

do they still send slave teachers to the outback ?

>>741144820
that's a shame, i would have thought his family would have kept it going to the same standard

>>741140976
hope your still here and having fun mate

>>741141464
schizophrenia or next level troll?

>>741140976
Oi cunt, tell us about ya fucking week then have a beer ya woman

>>741144999
this cunt better not of fallen asleep and left our board

>>741144863
Nah, Terri really did a number on the place.

I haven't been to australia but it's really a shame what's happening to the great barrier reef. I wish there was something that could be done about it but I think the damage is done and it's fucked forever.

not really a question, just a comment

>>741145087
that would be fucking rude of him. My mate Joey the Roo would not be impressed.

>>741139473
GALLAGHER

>>741145122
The damage is fucked. At this point it can't be saved. It IS going to die out. Fuck all consequences to those responsible as well, because our government is a fucking twat of a mess and only does shit that actually matters during their term and doesn't plan for or deal with the future.

>>741145122
Parts of it can't be reversed. But if everyone in China, India and US died suddenly it would probably flourish.

>>741145125
what a shit cunt we provide our quality content and this is how he repays us

>>741145219
plus with all the nuclear fallout that would spread as a result of their/our destruction, you might get all sorts of giant fucked up fish to marvel at for generations.

>>741145259
Bet he drinks fucking Fosters.

>>741145267
yeah sounds like a good trade-off

>>741145219

For fucks sake man dont issue challenges

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porton_Down

>>741145122
yeah its kinda fucked up just goes to show the human speices is really fucking shit

>>741145283
i used to know a guy who was like a weeaboo but for australia and he'd exclusively buy fosters. That shit is gross, I'd rather drink a bud light.

>741145308
Challenge accepted. I'll stop issuing challenges... wait.

>>741145357
Its the least Australian beer. I don't know anybody who drinks it. If we were to buy an aussie beer to take the piss it would be VB, Fosters is just beyond garbage

>>741145283
probably does

>741145357
If he were a true RooBoo he'd drink VB, or Carlton Draught if he can't find any VB

>>741145445
Carlton dry ok?
Love the price of the piss

>>741145407
like weebs, he didn't understand real australia at all, just what the media says. He had posters of crocodile dundee all over his apartment and constantly said "crikey" and the shrimp on the barbie shit and if he didn't have a really nice apartment for us to have parties in nobody would ever have hung out with him.

>>741145534
I would rather live in my cave alone then have to deal with people I can't stand like that. I will never understand sheeple.

>>741145534
I dont understand how the perceived aussie says "crikey" and not "mate" or "cunt" or something along those lines.

>>741145523
Thats like having a jack and coke with pepsi instead of jack.

>>741145534
thats fucking disgusting props to you for dealing with that shit

>>741145649
i only did it for the free beer, even if it was shitwater fosters

How the fuck do you lose a war against birds?

>>741145795
Have you ever fucking seen an Emu? America lost a war against the fucking Viets and those cunts are half the size of an Emu

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>>741145795
birds have no mercy

how do you guys grow whatever it is they cook to make a bloomin' onion? I've never seen a vegetable look like that naturally.

>>741144896
Sure am anon. Even drunker now. Let's keep the party going.

>>741145795
clearly you have never seen a magpie cunts a ruthless

>>741145087
wide awake and drunk as fuck. californiaburger still reporting in. I love you ausfags.

>>741145866
aww fuck yeah your lucky mate we thought you left us

>>741145854
bloomin onions arent a fucking thing here. some made up Outback Steakhouse horseshit to entertain obese mericans

>>741145958
I've already shit in an envelope and mailed it to 'weak cunt' so hes in for a surprise in 6-8 weeks. Can't even call the post office to cancel

>>741139473
On a scale of 1 - Koala, how much do you miss Steve Irwin?

>>741145976
yeah like i'm going to believe that. this is just another australian prank attempt like dropbears.

>>741145854
outback steak house is nothing like australia

>>741145958
any ausfag opinions on jim jefferies?

>>741145445

Fuckan coopers is the only Australian beer left mate

>>741146009
its been 11 years. Unlike Americans we don't continue to go on about things that happened over a decade ago *cough*9/11*cough*

>>741146009
about a stingray

>>741146038
hes a bit over the top, sounds like a fuckin goose over embellishing the accent

>>741146100
did you really just make a *cough* joke as an Aussie? Mate you had best be fucking leaving aye

>>741146068
oath cunt. Coopers Pale Ale is god tier, I cant drink anything else, everything tastes like water after it.

>>741145795
Have one of those silent ghosts spring up out the shadows on ya then talk ya cunt, mate

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>>741146136
>>741146100

>>741145854
Ausfag here, what the fuck is that thing you said?

>>741146224
how can i grow my own bloomin onion?

>>741145999
well fuck oh well quick send another letter saying the first envelope is full of vegimite they wont know the difference

>>741146038
He's a fukin sick cunt

>>741141474
Nah we dont mate

>>741146259
ive seriously never heard of a bloomin onion

>>741146156
Maaaaaaaate

>>741146314
it must suck not to be rich enough to go to your own national restaurant, the outback steakhouse

>>741146259
What the fuck is a bloomin onion?

>>741139473
Is Subaru the god brand there

>>741140976
3am... Lol. On the east cost it's 10pm, on the west coast it's 8pm. Shut the fuck up idiot.

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>>741146376
I seen their menus on google, you're being fed a steaming sack of lies mate. Cannot buy that shit here.

>>741146282
is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I was a fan of his earlier work. He had to go a lot more mainstream to make it in the states though.

This is still a pretty legendary radio moment (last 45 seconds):

https://youtu.be/XfJdP3Heo10?t=3938

>>741146385
It's pronounced "holden"

>>741146385
Toyota is, there's probably as many toyotas as every other brand put together

>>741146385
If you aren't driving a Holden Commodore VN, are you even really driving?

>>741146424
When you skip leg day

How does it feel to be inferior to a Kiwi

>>741146410
People live in other countries ya cunt

>>741146410
I'm in california you dumb cunt.

Leave me be, I'm drunk.

>>741146464
fuck it, i'll bring my own onions then

Have a wrx. Figured those and the little elcamno things where common

>>741146376
the fuck are you on it is not our national resturant

>>741140148
Huge yes, terrifying no, the big ones are essentially harmless. It's the little skulking ones you have to be wary of, Funnel webs are the exception to this rule.

>>741146472
Sick cunt is good mate.

True dat, most have too.

Coon I ain't clickin dat shit but I've listened to some radio podcasts he's been on pretty fuckan good.

>>741146543
yeah leave the cunt alone hes just trying to enjoy him self

>>741146610
the waiter fucking told me so. Why would he lie? He even called me mate

>>741146546
We got onions. Dunno what this bloomin shit is on about

>>741146680i just google maped that shit theres only 8 in australia

>>741146710
yeah right, nice try. I'll show up in australia and there will be an outback on every corner.

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>>741146774
thats all of em

>>741146774
There fuckan ain't mate I've never seen one in my life!

Get a pie floater in ya if ya after some real local grub.

Ok, drunk california faggot still here. Any of you ausfags listen to Destroyer666? It's arguably the greatest Australian cultural product since Mel Gibson's demented phone calls to his wife.

As long as we're on the subject, Mel Gibson should probably be the patron saint of /pol/

>>741146823
i can't believe it was economically viable for them to build so many. I guess they exclusively cater to tourists. It was like seeing a mcdonalds in zermatt the first time i went. Who the fuck goes there when they are so many other far better options?

sheltered tourists, that's who.

>>741146863
Fuck that kiwi cunt back across the ditch mate

>>741146932
there all built in tourist freindly areas there probably just there for the amerifags that dont actually understand australia

>>741146863nah never heard of the podscast

>>741146863
Shitting in my hands and clapping sounds better than thoose cunts.

hey do you non aus fags know about our primeminister that fucking disappeared

Im thinking bout migrating my czech doctor ass to straya. Anything i should know?

>>741147078
prove it

(sorry, I'm really fucking drunk now. the captchas are getting harder and harder to figure out. I wish I had a captcha on my goddamn phone so that I wouldn't text one of my ex girlfriends in this condition.)

>>741147128
Dont, we're full

>>741139653
Got any gold there ya cunt. Bendigo is a shit hole.

>>741147128
Sunburn is a bitch, stars are awesome

>>741140173
Those are really the best things though. I remember being so excited at parties just for the fairy bread.

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>>741147118

that the gay one ?

>>741144135
Look mate if you wanna come here thats fine but every cunt will just tease you for bein a yank. Decent place but good beaches cheap goon and plenty of sloots to go round
>>741146200
fuck thats funny mate good one, get that dxm up in ya

>>741147186
yeah its pretty fucked cunts allready took all the gold

>>741147175
This. With the census reports we've officially become the minority's of our own country.

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>>741139473

>>741147118
We've also had a PM set a beer record.

>>741139473
Americuck here.

Do you have the same 'immigrant' refugee 'crisis' down there? The media love pushing this shit up here to gain political power for the Democrats. Wondering if it's similar there.

>>741147332
We did, then we stopped taking them and the smugglers stopped bringing them over.

>>741147249
i don't mind teasing, we deserve it mostly. As long as it doesn't get violent.

>>741147234
fairy bread is the shit you cant have a party without it

>>741147332
Not really the only real crisis we've got is dealing with mongaloids on ice or king hits.

>>741147332
No australia protects their borders, we send them fucking boats back or just sink em. Plenty of funny movies on liveleak for proof

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>>741147284

chin up ausfags lizzie still loves you

>>741147373
king hit?

>>741147170
Fuck off cunt prove it to yourself mate

>>741147128
Fuck off we're full

>>741147422
One punch knockouts from unexpected sources.

>>741147422
One hit punch or sucker punch I guess. But retards doing it everyday and randomly as well. A guys already killed one of the high rank surgeons who's been saving lives. Disgraceful cunts making our country shit.

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>>741147332
>>741147366


According to the politicians we're in a middle of a huge fucking refugee crisis.

Because 16 people show up on a boat and they literally can't fit in the country and it's the end of the fucking world.

>>741147284
We needa get pauline in the big seat fkn quick!

>>741147510
>>741147537
Jesus, that's a real thing? Shit like that doesn't happen too often in 'Murrica (fistfight violence in general isn't common in bars etc. around here) because you never know who is packing a glock or whatever.

Speaking of, how hard is it to get a gun out there? I would imagine it's easier for rural folks.

>>741139473
Why'd that family go nuts awhile back? Was it ghosts?

>>741147306
Kekd

>>741147577
The politicians don't know anything other than how much cash they've got. Dickheads spend it all on stupid shit like the sky rail and then blame us for spending all the money. Secondly we've got cunts on ice getting rewarded free footy matches.

I want to visit Cape York Peninsula. Good idea, or no?

>>741147332
It's the ones in the planes we gotta worry about now

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>>741147577
It's not a matter of not fitting

>>741147657
Yeah it's depressingly common, theres a push to change the name from king hit to a cowards punch

There's hoops you have to jump but it's doable.

>>741147657
Yep it's a real issue over here. Innocent people getting murdered over it. Have no idea but I'd assume easy if you know the right people.

>>741147367
It will get violent

>>741147306
fucking OATH CUNT ILL CHARGE ME COOLABAH TO THAT

>>741147657

I grew up with my dad being a cop. I never saw a gun in person, he never in his entire career actually pulled it out of its holster out in the field because he never saw someone else pull a gun.

They aren't overly hard to get if you own a farm and have an animal problem though.

How many cunts here got a girl named Shazza.

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>>741147175
>>741147509
Actually the doctors are still on the aussie wanted list.

>>741147789
what are the gun laws like in australia? come over here where we've got the castle doctrine and let's sort it out.

Ok ausfags. Thanks for cheering me up. Drunk california faggot signing out cause I can't keep my eyes open and the coke wore off. Nothing but love from across the pacific. Till we meet again, anons. Enjoy your victoria bitter or whatever the fuck it is you faggots drink. Cheers

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>>741147786

surely some people deserve it ?

>>741147666
i dunno im pretty sure they thought someone was trying to kill them so they were trying to run

>>741147917
Some may but not a doctor who's been saving lives or mates out just having fun. Hell people have been jumped as a welcome to a suburb. Australia really is going down hill cunt.

>>741147917

The "king hit" argument isn't really being used to describe gangs getting in fights or whatever.

The phrase tends to get used to describe ice junkies totally randomly KO'ing someone from behind.

>>741147913
have a good one mate

>>741147987
Yep, or two guys having an argument and guy 3 KO's someone from behind

>>741147981
>>741147987

so basically brainless cunts just doing copycat shit cos they cant think for themselves ? those fucks are dangerous everywhere

Any fellow ausfag know any updates on the vile cunt who ran over those people on Bourke st? Last I heard the scumbag was trying to plead mental health.

>>741147749
the FNQ? Its a fucking sick cunts idea!
Just be warned though.. that's the deadly animals bit, I mean it's all pretty deadly but that bit particularly.

>>741148086
Yep and just doing it so they can support killing there brain for a high of ice. I've seen it personally destory someone, had a family member go down it and shit was horrible.

>>741148094
your fucking joking mental health my ass peice a shit better be rotting behind bars

>>741148121
Aye, don't go swimming

>>741147657
Youve gotta prove you have a use for it, say a farmer needs to hunt foxes. But hunting as a sport itself is not a real reason, yakno? Illegally, here in Perth I could probably cop a 9mm or a variety of revolvers for between 900-2000AU$, but youve gotta know dealers or methheads, other than that noone has a point for them. You can rob a servo with a kitchen knife so why bother with a gun yakno
>>741147842
Sharons a pretty uncommon name these days, plenty if 30-50 year olds with it but those are just leftovers from last generation

>>741147847
We don't need that our cops do their job here

>>741148178
Ive said it before he's gonna want to be otherwise nobody ain't going to let him get off this shit. Disgusting creature already took a child's life. For real mate though his lawyers are trying to get him off the hook.

>>741148165

and us britbongs thought that happy slapping was bad sounds like the liberals may have infested your legal system same as ours

>>741147845
Nah still full though

>>741147128
Alright, questioning my decision now.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/36612230/melbournes-handsome-her-cafe-charges-men-more/#page1

>>741148262
Nope, they clean up the mess afterwards, like cops worldwide.

>>741141829
Southern fag here. You're fucking stupid

>>741148276
i know its a lawers job to help there client but how to fuck can you think that scum is innocent

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>>741147845

ever seen a Czech doctor ?

>>741148226
>Youve gotta prove you have a use for it, say a farmer needs to hunt foxes. But hunting as a sport itself is not a real reason,
Sporting use is a reason in plenty of places, just not in W.A, at least not for an open license.

>>741148094
If ya got the cells to drive a car ya aint mentally incapacitated

>>741148455
Fuck knows mate, got all this footage of him doing it all. Must explain why he's going spastic saying it's the illuminati.

>>741141899
U mad ya yank cunt? The grasshopper lies heavy

>>741148450
I smell a nigra

>>741148226
Shazza I know is a 10/10 babe. She's around 23ish.

>>741148447
No, they do what they say on the lable

>>741148619
pics?

>>741148388
fuck sake when will people lear the pay gap is a myth

>>741148388
Fkn good ya dumb cunt. Bout time chicks hada place to go.

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>>741148642
Step forward is what the label of my local cops say. How exactly do you think the police are going to prevent a home invasion?

>>741148749
what are ya on about mate

>>741147657
It takes a while, + you have to renew your gun license every year, assault or semi automatic rifles are only really if you own a farm and pump action shotguns are hard to come by, 1st You'll have to do a weapon safety course, which I think is some where between $100 - $300 and takes about a day, then you wait for paper work to come by, then you have to go to a police station so they can have a back up check on you (good luck getting a gun if you have armed robbery or anything like that on your record, also any crime that happens while you have a gun, you gun license can be taken awway)

Then after a few more months you'll have your license (depending on what license you want, for example, I have a category A & B which lets me purchase bolt action/leveraction/break action weapons, There is another license which im not sure of which will get you a pistol license)

For every different caliber of gun you want you'll need to acquire a PTA (permit to acquire) which I think costs about 30 each, your first PTA will take 30 days, after that you should have them in a week. Before you purchase your weapon you have to have a gun safe (wood if over 300kg or metal, they must be bolted to the ground, you must keep your bolt/ammo in a separate compartment in the safe) then you can buy your weapons. It will cost a bit and probably take up to 8 months, also police can do random checks, although they are rare (ive heard some one say they've only got 1 in 10 years).

I have two 22's (one savage with scope, the other a winchester with iron sights) one double barrel 12 gauge shotgun, and two 303 lee enfields (also note the gun laws are slightly different in different states). Also you'll need to select a reason on why you want a gun license (personal defense is not a viable option). Every one just normally chooses recreational hunting, because got less bullshit. Hope this helped.

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>>741148864

hes a feminist

>>741148762
Moot point. We don't have niggers here.

>>741148760
This american movie proves?

>>741148490
wut mate?

>>741148722
yeah, is the feminazism that strong in australia? Kinda hoped it wouldnt spread to there but it seems like cancer.

>>741148495
>>741148619
Fair nuff, just going from my perthfag experiences. Never met a sharon under 33, and thats my aunt

>>741148950
oh gross >>741148749
get the fuck off my board if your gonna be a faggot

>>741148864
They got there own little coffee shop

>>741148967
Just ice junkies

>>741149025
yeah the coffee shops cool and all but they still think the pay gap is real