you have no excuses. why don't you have a girlfriend?

>mildly autistic
>no money
>dadbod
>hermit

Because I did way too much Heroin and almost killed myself with drugs over 1.5 grams a day. No time for bitches when all do is dope. Now in recovery they recommend you dont get attached until at least a year clean so you dont use relationship drama as an excuse to pick up and get high. Which is a much better reason than most of you betafaggots

>>741121351
>>741121351
>>741121351

Me

>>741121351
same, but I still (somehow) have a girlfriend.

>>741121030
because I have a fuckbuddy who doesnt pester me with relationship bullshit. DD tits doesnt hurt either

>>741121030
To quote the great Dr. Dre: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

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>>741121030
I do

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Im overweight and im holding out for something I can keep for a while.

>>741121030
>fat
>mentally ill
>lots of trust issues
>shut in

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>>741121444
Holy shit, chek'd

>>741121030
I don't have money or a personality

>>741121594
you sound like my ex

i fucking miss him

Because she treats me badly :(

I don't really think about that most of the time, I spend all my time playing video games (I get paid for it as well) and well, I keep my self distracted from "real" life by doing that, but at the end of the day when I'm going to sleep I usually wish I had someone laying there with me.

I could have a girlfriend and have been in previous relationships before, but overall have broke them off because of the anxiety factor that one specific individual puts a lot of their trust in you and you have to become a part of their world. I could already barely handle myself in life. Barely making it through college, have a minimum wage job, still lives with my dad. If I could barely hold up myself, I have no idea how I could potentially be with someone else. When I'm in school, I work and go to school all 7 days of the week. In my off-time, even if I did like a girl I would be too stressed out about giving up the couple hours of free time I have only to disappoint who I'm with and then I still wouldn't be with anybody and the rest of my day has then passed. In that free time I often go and just play video games in the little time I have knowing that it is something I will forever like, rather than potentially disappointing someone.

Cheap really is the only reason plus I like no one I know and too introverted to talk to girls

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>>741123562
Me

>>741123562
This isn't something to be too sad about, you'll get all the pussy you can handle once you get into a career and they all need a branch to grab on their way down.

Had one. Kid you not, I hated having to constantly text and call and be around her and have her around me. Breaking up was fucking great

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>>741121030
Broke up last mouth, don't see reason to get in another relationship so soon

>pic related: I smoke weed

>>741121030
Still recovering from last one

>>741121030
I'm red-pilled (Matrix style). Need a girl to go down the rabbit hole with me.

>>741121030
I do. It isn't that great.

>>741124543
>>741121526
>>741121504
What is this normie LARP?

I probably could have a girlfriend if I tried harder, I'm decent looking and only mildly autistic. But the truth is I'm just terrible at talking to girls and people in general. Also the only girls that ever like me are sluts, but I have no respect at all for stupid fucking whores. I just want a nice good looking stable girl, but they're a rare breed apparently.

Well i just ended a 3 year toxic relationship like a month ago and for now i want to be alone, the only thing im going to miss is sex.

>>741121030
i don't make an effort to find any

>>741121030
I can't afford one.

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>>741121030
Who needs girls when you have ponies?

>>741123562
You haven't gotten to the part that I'm at. You play video games because you can pretend to be a hero. It's fun, you tell yourself. You're pretending to be a hero. Eventually, you don't even like pretending to be a hero. You're pretending to pretend. And that's when you've hit rock bottom.

All of the girls i've met with over the past couple months don't interest me. I wouldn't say I have high standards at all, just if someone doesn't interest me, I find it hard to bother.

Ugly as fuck
Way too nice
Haircuts don't help

>>741121030
cause i like women but I enjoy dressing as a woman and sucking guys off.

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I can't find any girls who support my political beliefs.

>>741127518
Are you at least a good looking Trap?

I'm a coward, and don't want to disappoint my mother by getting with an undesirable girl.

Micro penis.

Becuase im overweight and im suspicious of this cute tight short girl that seems to be hitting on me at work.
>super friendly to me
>always makes conversations about what i do after work
>likes my beard and wants to feel it
>she rubbed my head (not peepee) the other day
>asks what days off i have
>rubs up against me sometimes to where my arm is on her as when im dropping money crouched down

/b/ros, should i take the risk or continue being cautious? Seriously asking becuase i dont know how she wouldnt have a bf already shes so fucking cute.

>>741121030
Because I love fucking different girls every other day

>>741129018
She's clearly into you. Ask her if she ever wants to go get ice cream together or what not. It's always better to know the truth then try to guess what would of happened forever

>>741129018
Dudes are assholes and she coulda broke up with someone. Or ya know, not be into long term dating. If she's doing all this, just go for it man. People have tastes we don't get, so she could be super into you, even if you're overweight.

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never really tried to get one, i always thought that since i'm somewhat fat and not that good looking they would immediately say no

>>741129018
She is only tricking you to get you fired for sexual harassment or thinks you are gay.

The statement invalidates the question???

>>741121030
I'm a borderline alcoholic, half race, suicidal man. Never known love and probably never will.

>>741129018
What's her name?

>>741121030
She broke up with me nearly 2 months ago so since then I've been trying to improve upon myself to get her back.

>>741121357
well thats fucking sad.

>>741121030
Girl I want to date thinks I'm "cute" in a "younger brother" way. Problem is that I'm older than her. She also hardly ever answers calls to her cell phone, so arranging dates is harder.

>>741129906
I dont know how she uses the internet, doesnt seem like the girl that would use 4chan but to be safe im only going to use the first letter

Starts with a B

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>>741121030
i do
shes 10/10

>>741130076
To be fair though the beard thing was pretty recent so if she does go on here she might know who i am.

Low value, in order to have a girl who is at least 7/10 you most have value, good job is what I'm missing, thankfully I have the looks but working at pizzeria at 25 ain't going to attract no girl especially when my ambition is to be an artist ;(... it's a sad road indeed either il make it or be a loser in his 30's working as a bartender of some other low pay job... sacrifice

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>>741121766
DUBS CZECH'D

Because I'm waiting for a qt redhead/blonde that's not a thot to become available. I also sneeze a lot.

Just because you fuck sex addicts and parasites doesn't mean you have a girlfriend

>>741130282
Just wait until you find that ten years have got behind you.

>>741130386
It can still mean that we're either not attractive or interesting enough for someone to like us.

>>741121030
I'm slightly overweight. Do go gym but not much of a difference. I have no social skills of any kind. I wear glasses. Worst of all, I'm a minority that looks EXTREMELY stereotypical ethnic. No, not Asian but still look stereotypical. Almost all the girls of my race want only white guys or white-like minorities. To be honest, I don't have anything to offer.

I have good job, good credit, little debt. Responsible, smart, but nothing more.

Simple.

I enjoy my life. I'm happy with what I have, what I do, and my routine.

Every single time I've been dating girls are etheir eager to break my routine, try to change me or profit from me. It's sickening how girls (at least at this age 20-30) seem so leeching and unsure of themselves.

I know I'm not perfect, and I lack many things in life, however I'm satisfied and keep working to improve it. However, in every girl I see, I find their insecurities sickening, their constant need of approval, their lack of desire to improve themselves.

Perhaps my expectations towards a relationship are too high, perhaps girls at this age range are childish, perhaps I attract the wrong kind of partners, regardless, right now I'm happy with myself, and I'm not in a rush to lower my standards to get a gf.

TFW when you need no GF to be happy.

>>741130589
Move back to your home country for a bit, you'll be a stud compared to locals. Your knowledge of how to poo in loo will also be a boon.

>>741130605
Accept that you'll never be happy. You'll never find the girl you want. So start following your own goals.

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because this is me

checkmate

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>>741130764
You...you left us...

>>741130764
tbh you would probably look hot if you lost a considerable amount of weight (30 pounds maybe? would need a full body pic ;) )

You got nice eyes and your bone structure doesn't look awful. If you ain't a manlet, have small dickerino, or any major defects you could improve yourself into fixing it.

But I do have a girlfriend.

>>741130934
I must be pretty awful if no one loves me.

>>741121030
>no excuses
>why not

You're asking for excuses and and saying there's no excuse.

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>>741130722
Okay, I'll reveal myself. I'm a spic WHO LOOKS LIKE an Indian. That's the problem. My own kind don't want me because they want WHITE MEN or WHITE SPICS. It's bad enough that I'm a darkie but one that looks like an Indian/Arab to the point where THOSE PEOPLE confuse me for one of them. Spic girls don't want me because I look like an Arab and Indian/Arab girls dont' want me because they find out I'm a spic.

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. Beyond that I don't have a charming personality nor am I charismatic. I'm personality wise cold and distant even in social gatherings. I'm considered "quiet" but that's only because there's nothing for me to contribute to socially.

I'm an Americanized spic as well. I dont' know nore care about stereotypical spic things like soccer, music, and novelas.

>>741130736
Perhaps your joking, perhaps your not.

What I reached it's not conformism, I believe it to be some kind of acceptance of circumstances. My life isn't bad by any means, nor am I rich, but statistically I'm better of than the norm. I'm finishing my masters this year, and can fend of for myself. I'm not the best looking, hell I'm probably average at best, but I have hobbies, a couple of friends, get to flirt every once in a while, and in general get along with people.

Perhaps 5 years ago I was slightly miserable because I minded to much about what I didn't have. And I'm not saying to go on the "count your blessings" train, but just not having unrealistic expectations from life makes it so much more enjoyable.

>>741130764
get into crossfit or insert-workout-routine-here and you will be average as any other guy. No worries

Because I'm gay

>>741130841
huh?

>>741130142

very monkey like

>>741121030
Is it normal to say that I don't connect with people because I choose not to show a personality in public? Honestly, I'm the guy who's known for "miscontruing" words and shit even though I know I don't.

>>741132392
I heard gays are fucking assholes, is this true?

>>741130142
maybe a 6/10

even the passing possibility of passing on my failing genes is beyond terrifying

>>741123357
I'm sorry, but it is in my /b/ instincts to say:

TITS OR GTFO

Because I would rather be alone than with someone who doesn't suit me

>>741133083
They're fucking assholes and mouths.

>>741121030
>no excuses
>implying I need an excuse or to explain myself to someone on a Chinese underwater basket weaving forum
K

what

>>741131290
Move to south america for a bit.

>>741121030
Implying a girlfriend isnt a waste of time, money, and patience. My right hand has done a better job than any of my exes and i dont even need to bring it to red lobster first.

>>741136315
He would get Zero fucking chances he nerds to go to new guinea or some place like that

I don't drink. I don't go clubbing either. And I won't change that.

>don't know how to talk to girls romantically/sexually
this is the only reason. help me /b/ros

>>741131290
Beeing a white spic born and raised i can tell you that you can fuck the shit out of any brown spic chick, they lack of confidense just like you or even more

>>741125126
I know that feel, bro

Have a career to make, house to get, cars/trucks to build, motorcycles to ride, places to see, and experiences to be had. A girlfriend is a leach that sucks time out of your schedule, requires effort that i just dont have, requires money for dates and such, and i dont trust women (family or not)

>>741129018
go for it dude, ask her to hang out

>>741136521
This

Because I'm gay and have a boyfriend

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>>741121030

Why would I want one? There's literally no upside.

If I need a warm hole to stick my dick into, there are cheaper ways to do it.

She's passed out in our bed while I'm lurking. I'll have her in a minute.

>>741136995
Meh mine bought me my dream car for my birthday. They aren't all money pits

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>>741137219
>I found this one woman who spent her money on me one time

How is that a counterargument?

>>741121030
Because my wife would have some unkind things to say about it.

Because I struggle from sex addiction and I'm trying to stop seeing prostitutes for good. I'm so fucked up sexually and emotionally from escaping into my work that a relationship would crumble immediately if I ever managed to get one. How's that for a reason

>>741121357
maybe you shouldn't have done heroin you dumbfuck never get attached and stay out of the gene pool thx

>>741131275
Maybe. Do you feel that you are someone that another person could love? Do you love you?

>>741121030
No excuses, I literally don't want one. I'm hoping robots and AI make major advances in the next 20 years, that's probably the closest to companionship I'll let myself get with anything.

Because im depressed stupid waited too long picked the wrong girl fell in love and i keep talking to somone who doesnt want me thats why because im pathetic

Because I can never tell if there's chemistry between me and a girl I like.

>>741123357
its me your ex

>>741121030
I bought into the Jew meme, it's all I ever talked about. I've ruined my social life talking about Jews. Went on for 2 years and I literally have no friends. And the worst part is I have nothing positive that I got from it.
I wish I hadn't revealed my power level.

I have very little time for shallow people. I'm 35 but working. Trying to save for a house. I get to hang out with girls from 18+ and up to their 30s. I seem to attract mainly sluts, those with daddy issues and ones much younger than me. Can't be doing with the drama. After catching a girl I was seeing in a lie year ago I've very little interest in a relationship at the moment. Recently had a 21 year old I worked with write me a sweet note to ask to hang out with me. We did, she's cool. I think she likes me but problem is she is autistic. I think I'm just too selfish now to be bothered. Sorry to the autistics out there. I'd just prefer a relationship with a normie.

>>741121030
I'm slightly overweight, anxiety, according to a relative I have an 'autistic face', no social skills, poor and a small penis which makes it difficult to build confidence.

MGTOW, happy with myself; don't need anyone to give me external validation. Therefore no net-benefit of dating and I'm happier because of it.

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>>741121030
I do though.

I was less fat when we met 7 years ago though.

Buying a brand new house, they start construction in a few months, will take a year.

I'm doing fine.

>>741139819
Autism has various levels though, if it is hard to detect she'll be fine and less likely to leave or cheat as well ;-). Not an autism here, I'm normal and not one of those single fags.

A younger gf sounds nice but that gap is a bit big, my gf is only 4,5 years younger

>>741121444
Daaaamn son

Because I am old AF and my wife is not down with that.

>pretty much pathetic
>retarded
>no money
>mental issues
Still have one, fuck right off with your excuses, cunts.

I grew up around a lot of 9/10's and 10/10's. I'm barley a 7. So my standards are so fucked up that i couldn't land anywhere near my range. And 19 years of hot people have conditioned me to be unable to lower my standards. Also being a Christian and wanting to be a pastor literally makes you undateable in San Diego apparently. Maybe I'm just not looking.

>>741141178
True! Story of my life though. I know some of you lot would love it and think I'm lucky but it's not that great dealing with childish shit.

>>741121030
>no $$
> average dick
>no car
> no job
>divorced

>>741121030
because I have a wife...

>>741121030
I do have a gf tho

>>741121030
married...

>>74112103

Because I hurt my recent ex so fucking bad I just wanna smoke cigarettes all day, enough to kill me slowly.

I have one now, but the usual reason for why Im single is because of how anxious i get and thats a huge turn off. Plus I tend not to have the desire to date.

Easier to just get the fuck out, put yourself into uncomfortable situation so you approach a girl, and then carry out an insta date and maybe pull her to your place.

>>741121030
because im an introvert and to fucking cautious about getting hurt

for real tho whos the faggot that wants these autistic sperglords to pass their shitty genes to another generation?

>>741130187
>>741130187

Lol this guy thinks just a good job is enough for a girl. You also need to be ripped, girls want meatheads, because they're socially vain. You have to be able to make her friends jealous and be hotter than her gf's bf's. Good luck with that. And at the first sign of being inferior, she will dump your sorry ass and move to some fuckhead who will fuck her hard.

>>741121030
if i have no excuses, how am i supposed to answer your question sir?

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Many reasons.
1. I'm a terrible person and don't deserve love from another person
2. Since I'm such a shit person I know all I'll do is negatively affect someone
3. I don't want to hurt an actual good girl
4. I don't wanna get hurt
If sucks because I feel like I'm a decent looking dude but I saying by myself is foir the best.I think about it all the time. It's better off I fuck up myself then drag another person that is the perpetual trainwreck that is my life

>asymmetrical face with no contrast
>more blonde hair than 99% of girls even in northern europe (incl. facial hair if it even grows)
>manlet, skinnyfat, dicklet
>stem uni where are no grills so not too many opportunities to meet them
>all friends are male (always have been), so are most of theirs
>social skills mediocre (at least with guys), somewhat introverted
>might be a little narcissistic
>have passively adopted the opinion of men being superior

in conclusion
>not looking for grills, won't make a tinder

>>741142448
What if one doesn't want a gf with issues, assuming you didn't find a mentally healthy one with your problems?

>>741145365
No shit the majority of men are superior to women.
It's literal biology (strength, average IQ, etc.)

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>>741131304
> crossfit

I'm still not quite there yet after being left by my previous gf of 5 years.
I dislike social gatherings where I don't know at least 3 other people. It's difficult to meet new people that way. The fact that I work in engineering (total sausage fest) does not help.

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Got burned and lost 4 years of my life with someone that threatened to kill my dog. So I left her. When I am alone I want to be with someone and when I am with someone I want to be alone. Can't have'em all :)

>>741121351
same aswell

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>current year
>not realizing women are only good for procreation and for pleasure

until I feel like I want to pass on my genes there will be no girlfriend or wife in my life only pleasure

>>741121030
I hate women because of my shitty sister and mother

>>741121030
For 5 years I was able to say "I do you fucking faggot".

Now we broke up, and life sucks.

I have a beautiful ex-model gf but I dream about sucking cock every day, and she knows. We have talked about it. The only reason I haven't is because it isn't worth risking catching a disease from some stranger but some day hopefully we'll befriend some down dude and I'll get my chance to try slurping up a fat load.

>>741145659
Average IQ is about the same for men and women, although IQ is more variable for men so you see more at both extremes.

Cause I'm too pussy to ask a girl out

>>741121030

GF's cost time and money. There's no way around that.

My gf lives with me, and she annoys the fuck out of me. I have to give up half of my free time to do shit with her that I don't want to do, and I have to spend money that I otherwise wouldn't have to spend. The flipside is that she pays half the rent, and I wouldn't be able to afford to live by myself alone. I also have no family or friends to go live with, so I'm trapped with her until figure out a way to make some good money online.

>>741145346
Are you me?
If you're also disgusted by your own body and tiny dick, you're definitively me.

>>741121030

My wife is a real bitch about me having a girlfriend.

>>741129018
Obviously don't ask her to become your gf right away. Just ask her if she wants to hang out, go for drinks, movies, lunches. That way you get to know her better personally outside work and you will know if you really want to be with her.

>>741121030
I already have a wife. I'm contractually obligated NOT to have a girlfriend. Feels bad man.

>>741130605
Girls (20-30) at my work place are mostly driven and confident. There are a lot of them out there, you just need to look harder.

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>>741121030
i want to kill my girlfriend and her mother

I might have control issues. But it seems that its a recent development in me, as bitches keep trying to control my mind.

Im a nigger by the way.
Im ready for my anal rape

>>741121030
Because I look like Brian Peppers on crack

>>741121030
because im married

>>741121030
>social anxiety
>boring as fuck
>terrible personality
>terrible body

I have plenty of excuses

>>741121030
i have two

Looks like a balding monkey on weed .

>>741125126
I will admit every guy I met would use me to get in my pants and abuse from when I was a kid didn't help at all. I eventually just convinced myself that I was a tool of sex for men's pleasure and that every guy I met only wanted my body. Kinda fucked me up a little. Then I met my now boyfriend and he changed that, he chased me for 3 years and I really wasn't that interested, but I would still see him because I noticed he was different.
He's my best friend and seriously in love with me now, it's been 2 years and I feel like he's more into me than I am to him. But you know why; It's 'cause he gave me a chance.

So even though the slutty girls are into you, maybe they're that way for the same reason I was. However, I wasn't slutty, somehow I'd manage to attract the scumbag of men.

Keep your head up buddy. Good girls do exist.

had a gf for 7 years

ama

>>741121030
I've been a bad boyfriend and she became jealous. Didn't want to be with anyone since when she left me.

>>741130605
maybe you should stop taking life so serious wow

lighten up, have some fun anon

>>741125126
>I just want a nice good looking stable girl, but they're a rare breed apparently.
literally every girl that isn't attractive ever

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Because im fat and gay

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>>741130764
Are you the new Brandon?

>>741121030
Because I have a fuck buddy.

Not worth the trouble.

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>6/10 at best
>8" cock
>6'3 150lbs
>no friends
what do?

>>741121030
Because my fiancee would be livid