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Why do Americans eat hamburgers?

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Why do Americans eat hamburgers?
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>>741099974
Because they taste good.
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>>741100091
God damn right
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>>741099974
No clue. Beefburgers are nicer
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>>741099974
That's a cheeseburger you twat
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Had one with bacon just now. They are delicious.
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>>741100091
You're lying.
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>>741099974

because of federal grain subsidies
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>>741100091
>>741100128
woooooo!!
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>>741099974
What else are you going to do with a hamburger?
They're made to be eaten, they're pretty much useless for anything else.
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Because we destroyed Nazis and so can eat whatever the fuck we want you commie fuck.
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>>741099974
Because they are fucking awesome and cheap.
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>>741099974
Cause there goddamn amazing and they're different everywhere you go.
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hamburgers are fucking gross, like seriously vomit worthy
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>>741099974

breddy sure that's a cheeseburger.
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I prefer the bacon wrapped stuffed burger dog.
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I had a burger once

My friend cooked it for me


It was raw inside


I pooped so hard my peepee came
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>>741099974
>Why do Americans eat hamburgers?
That's actually a cheeseburger you cunt.
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>>741100472
Lawdy!
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>>741099974
What do you eat in your runner up?
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>>741100234
Preach it
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>>741099974
Because it's the best food on the planet. I feel sorry for anyone that doesn't eat hamburger.
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>>741100384
it'd be better for you to stick to your vegetarian option you limp dicked faggot
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Because their cheap, they're common here, and have a cultural acceptance. In-N-Out if your in Cali, 5 Guys whereever, Whaddaburger in Texas, Tasty Burger in Boston
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>>741099974

because fuck you, that's why
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>>741100436
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OP here with follow up question. Do all Americans eat hamburgers?
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>>741099974
I eat this usually 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes twice in one day. I love it.
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It's because they are our German overlordliciously delicious. Are you fucking autistic?
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You have to or you are not American. Vegetarians/vegans are free nationals.
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>>741100823
no
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>>741100879
Ba dat bat bat ba
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FUCK BURGERS WHEN YOU COULD JUST HAVE A SPICY ASS QUESARITO, FRESH FROM TACO BELL
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>>741099974
Of course op is a fag and posts the most dilapidated burger he could find.
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>>741100823
Yes. Or President eats eats mostly burgers too. McDonald's is his favorite burger.
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FUCKING DELICIOUS
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>>741100999
OPEN THE BORDERS FOR THIS SPICY GOODNESS
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>>741099974
I never eat them, but then, I'm vegetarian. You asked.
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>>741100742
In-n-out is dog shit.
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>>741100234
We defeated the wrong enemy.
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>>741101097
FUCK ANIMALS. THEIR SUFFERING IS DELICIOUS.
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>>741101095
Never
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>>741100999
That's why he's a fat fuck.

Nice trips.
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>>741101120
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHIPOTLE
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>>741100999
>Diet coke.....
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>>741100169
not enough bacon
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>>741101201
(((Chipotle)))
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Because we couldn't take our expensive cholesterol and high blood pressure drugs if we didn't eat burgers!
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>>741101143
I respect myself. It has nothing to with what you think, you fat fuck.
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>>741101168
Yes, but he's my fat fuck of a president, and damn is he great.
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>>741101226
GET SOME FUCKING PEPSI OR A BAJA BLAST TO GO WITH YOUR FUCKING QUESARITO
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>>741100879
fucking subhuman trash
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>>741099974
IDK faggit where the fuck are you from and why do you eat so many dicks ?
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>>741101333
But he's a fat fuck though.

Nice trips.
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>>741101105

you're dogshit
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>>741101162
Kek i love how the Mexican woman is holding a baby and is already pregnant again.

Seriously i don't think near as many people would have a problem with you guus coming here in controlled, manageable numbers if tou
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>>741101309
YOUR WEIGHT WILL EVEN OUT AFTER 18 MONTHS OF QUESARITOS
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>>741100961
absolutely disgusting
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>>741101309
Whatever, go suck your "mom's" dick faggot.
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>>741101428
^^^if you didnt shit out 10 kids a pop
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Taco Bell is fucking dog food
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>>741101448
grow a pair.
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>>741101483
FUCK DICKS. ONLY SUCK THAT THICK QUESARITO CHODE
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>>741100163
/thread
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>>741101428
That's a drawing

by a /pol/tard with an agenda.

By the way, I see no new wall. Where's the wall guise?
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>>741101226

https://twitter
.com/search?l=&q=coke%20OR%20cola%20from%3Arealdonaldtrump
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>>741101532
WE ARENT FUCKING ASIANS, WERE OF A QUESTIONABLE SPANISH ORIGIN. WE DO NOT OFFER DOG MEAT
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>>741101532
I like taco bell
I want some right now
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>>741101607
You seem butt hurt. Mexican?
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>>741101570
I have before, and now i might go suck on another fat quesarito chode rn
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>>741101097
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>>741101590
/leave
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>>741101607
It's in our hearts you fucking wetback
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>>741101445
Enjoy being sick, you fat fuck.
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>>741099974
Because they perceive time through their microwave.
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>>741101425
My friend here says fuck you, and check em
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>>741101687
FUCK YEAH DUDE
https://www.tacobell.com/food/burritos/quesarito
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>>741101607
>>741101673
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>>741100234
But the Hamburger was created by a german to slowly eradicate the amerimongrel through artery cloging.

You are playing right into the Nazis hands, anon.
Better bin that burger.
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Damn right you filthy foreigner
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>>741101712

that's the only place It will ever be faggot
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>>741101673
Yeah so the fuck what, my country has more heritage and hardworking people then the "land of the free" will ever have
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>>741101607
Regardless of his agenda the numbers are there. If you're going to live in a first world society stop behaving like fucking animals.
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>>741101570
Fuck yeh
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>>741101777
You're a fat fuck, too

Nice trips
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>>741100195
No he's not lying, they taste good.
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>>741101745

nice dubs...oh wait
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>>741099974
Frigg off, its not just Americans. Everyone has a cheeseburger from time to time. A mans gotta eat.
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>>741100091
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>>741101802
The butthurt is real
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>>741100999
Slick Willy had a similar problem with Big Macs
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>>741101788
when I go out at night with the other local skins, we usually drink and get rowdy and beat up smelly mexiniggers
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>>741101714
FUCK FOODBORNE ILLNESS. THE QUESARITO DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HEALTH, YOU BETA /fit/ FAGGOT
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>>741101649
Peoples native to the americas came over the land bridge from Asia. You are asian.

>questionable Spanish origins
>implying you have a single drop of european blood
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>>741101802
Then why does it suck so much? Are your people mentally inferior? You're not helping your case Paco.
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>>741101553
get a sense of taste you deplorable faggot
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>>741101879
Fuck you americunT
Mexico will invade the US fully by 2020 and be a world superpower
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>>741101895
lol I'm white, and a Texan. And I wouldn't care if you did but I don't believe you anyway
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>>741101751
I might suck down a large baja blast, by far the best mountain dew flavor, just wish it came in diet, sugar is super bad for weight.
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>>741101802
Sounds like you need a taste of our freedom...
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>>741101802
>Mexico
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I eat tacos
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>>741100195
Just had a bacon-jalapeño burger with ranch aoli sauce. Can confirm burgers are great.
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>>741101930
WHO NEEDS HISTORY WHEN YOU HAVE FUCKING QUESARITOS.
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hispanics are such shit people
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>>741101969
You'll have to get over the wall first
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>>741101937
What sucks about Mexico? Beautiful tourism, awesome food, beautiful women. You are just jealous
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Why do you Ameritards call beef burgers "Ham" burgers? They're made out of beef you dumb niggers!
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we hamburger cause become cow when moo moo scary we cow nao. also, son of bitch!
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They're cheap, relatively easy to make and easy to make taste good.
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>>741101954
>;ITT

>faggots take /b/ seriously
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>>741101985
Sugar is easy to burn off. Cancer from aspartame is not
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I started having chest pains. Actually, for real. It has been nice knowing you Anons.
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>>741101886
But slick willy is a democrat so it's not as funny when he has shortcomings.
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>>741102066
And people falling for my shitty bait because I have nothing better to do with my time.
A shit ton of these replies are from me and noone will ever know
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>>741101985
DRINK ONE FOR BREAKFAST TO START YOUR DAY. NOW WITH AN AVAILABLE BREAKFAST QUESARITO COMBO MEAL
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Lean beef is a fantastic source of protein, which is good for muscle mass, slower digestion, etc.

I just don't eat the shit with loaded carbs that people in the US tend to have, like the buns (like 20-40g of carbs, totally unnecessary), mayonnaise, mustard, etc.
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burgers are an easy way to stay fatter than the rest of the world per capita
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>>741099974
Because FUCK EUROPE! That's why!
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>>741100091
All that matters in this realm, it was fun while it lasted... or so it seems.
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>>741102029

Mexico literally has more homicides than some active war zones, over 2,000 a month. It's a literal shithole.
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>>741100384
Like sewiouswy guuuys. Where is my buttplug, oh, it's in my ass because I talk like a fag.
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>>741102083
Not if you're American

And one soda for all the low active/sedentary fat fucks is already more carbs than they need in an entire day.
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>>741102083
I would rather get cancer than be fat.
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>>741102165
I'll stick with steel cut oatmeal and fresh fruit, thanks.
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>>741102058
This is why they're exclusively eaten by poor fat people.

> inb4 everyone on /b/ on a Friday night tells me how rich and successful and fit they are. Lol
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>>741102094
Work out the pain, then.
Drink some water.
Do some push-ups, and feel what happens.
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>>741100742

That's a whole lot of gun/war obsession going on there. You seem mighty insecure.
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>>741101969
Are you being retarded on purpose?
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>>741100152
The fuck is a beefburger? Its called a Hamburger You fucking britbong.
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>>741101703
>/leave
Get out newfag
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>>741102217
FUCK YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, HAVE A QUESARITO
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>>741102121
Right...Republicans are free game. Mocking Democrats is racist. I forgot the rules for a minute.
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The same reason Japanese eat Ramen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami
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Because we can do whatever the fuck we want
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>>741102263
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>>741102029
I was just talking shit. Most of the Mexicans i have known were good people. Would much rather have you guys than sandniggers. I still stand by what i said about not wanting my people displaced though.
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>>741099974
Probably cause their food and not just Americans eat burgers.
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>>741099974
Because they're better than gay britfag food
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>>741102259
Fair enough
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Why do English people eat blood pudding?
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>>741102375
English people eat the cock sweat off Americans

Known fact.
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>>741102282
ya
see-
>>741102158
im sorry
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>>741102261
Oh, want me to help you find your buttplug? Faggot.
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>>741102094
he posted the forbidden meme
MODS???????????????????????????SDOM
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>>741102359
Get out degenerate.
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>>741102285
we truly have fallen. please jump off a bridge.
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>>741102375
WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU EATING A QUESARITO?!
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>>741102261
Useless carbs. Shitty taste.
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>>741102261
My gf eats steel cut oats

They taste like ass.
Im interested in your life though anon, what kinda of fresh fruits do you eat?
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>>741102057
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>>741102278
>he doesn't even eat with guns
Please don't project your insecurity on other people. You have never met that guy and have no idea what state his mind is. You know only your own state of mind when you get triggered by that image--a frail state.
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>>741099974
I had a cheeseburger and a milk shake for Breakfast this morning. It was so filling I was full for hours and I ended up having a late light lunch.
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>>741102375
It's called "black" pudding and it's fucking tasty as fuck! Try it nigga
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>>741102312
Kek
It's even funnier because it's true.
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>>741099974
See below, faggot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4SB-Rwq5Q
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>>741102525
Wendy's burgers suck literal ass. I hope you have better taste than that shit man.
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>>741101120
indeed
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>>741102375
I like English people. They are a great people. But they don't know a goddamn thing about good food. I went to England for a week and that was the nastiest fucking food I've ever eaten. The trip got fucked up because my boss got diarrhea from eating some shit. I was lucky and didn't get sick. But still the only good thing they had over there was beer.
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>>741102525
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>>741100999
is dis nigga really eating a fucking 6 dollar meal when he's a multi billionaire?
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>>741101553
that looks sooooooo good
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>>741102681
Agreed. European food is better, but not as good as American food.
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>>741100208
this is the most american thing i have ever seen
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>>741102029
Shitty all inclusive resorts with pan handling problems. The food gives even Mexicans diarrhea.
"Don't leave the pre-designated areas or you may be kidnapped"
Shit tier free alcohol when you're surrounded by god tier tequila just past the "kidnapping zone"
Would rather go to Cuba any day of the week.
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>>741099974
>>741100091
yeah what the fuck kind of dumb ass question is this. they are fucking good. fuck you op
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>>741102544
Just because its called "black pudding" doesn't take away the fact that the shit is blood.
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>>741102712
Now that is a tasty burger!
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>>741102712
What is that on the left underneath the delicious bacon?
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>>741101553
of what, caner tumors?
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>>741102261
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>>741102780
I can't speak about European food, I've never been there. I have to take your word for it. But their chocolate is better than American chocolate.
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>>741102733
He loves Mcdonalds.
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>>741099974

they're fuckin good, and we have a lot of beef, so they're cheap
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this thread

>needs more quesarito
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>>741102893
Holy shit, it's not even a contest.
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>>741102240
But there are so many countless millions of mexicans, who gives a shit?
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>>741100152

it's not made of ham, you ham
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>>741102284
>>741102375
>>741102414
>>741102681
Britain translates to 'chosen people of the covenant' in Hebrew for a reason
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Because it's better than this gay shit Europeans love to shove in third mouths. Dick sucking is so imbeded in EU culture they need to have it in their foods.
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>>741102712
Grilled chicken
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>>741100742
I bet your mom is pissed that you've filled her house up with guns rather than getting a girlfriend.
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>>741102853
Have you tried it?
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mexicans are worthless
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>>741102811
you're god damned right.
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>>741102248

the burger keeps ruining the taste of cock in his mouth
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>>741102661
>being this triggered by hamburgers and firearms in the year 2017
Holy shit anon.

>>741102864
Baked potato.
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Americans are people only in the loosest sense of the word.
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>>741102864

baked potato of course
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>>741103044
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>>741100999
Not only that it's McDs, but it's cold McDs - blarg

fucking retarded white trash. I hope he gets as sick as I do after eating this dumpster tier garbage.

Me, I'm going to Frankfurt in a month and have been having dreams about schnitzel with green sauce
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>>741100879
How grossly fat are you?
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>>741101715
microwave for 564 seconds.
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>>741103228
That looks nothing like a hamburger. Fucking gross.
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>>741103245
what the fuck bro ? you think you can just waltz in here and post a fucking slope, bro ? wtf do you think this is ??
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>>741103223
This made bile rise into my throat.
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>>741099974
theyre fucking amazing
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>>741103223
There is a very important reason why people don't eat it like that. I'm sure she figured it out.
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>>741099974
yewz a fagget
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>>741101307
High fat low carb diet here. Mostly animal fat. Best shape of my life. Lowest cholesterol and blood pressure ever.
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>>741103199
I fucking love guns dumbass, but Wendy's burgers suck ass and you know it.
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>>741102991
It's named after the German town of Hamburg you uneducated fuck.
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>>741103409
I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
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>>741103199
> Gotta have a gun because I'm fearful someone might hurt me

> kills self with poison

Literally southerners
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>>741103245

before you say anything, yes I do want a hamburger
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>>741099974
Most successful McDonald's is on the Champs Elyse in Paris
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>>741103199
double BPA lined cup for your hot jug
safety first, protect those lil grubbie digits
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I thought he killed two and a large fry at a time if I remember right
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>>741099974
Why don't Germans eat New Yorkers?
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>>741103008
This ain't an imported sport, mind you.
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>>741101969
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Because they're good as fuck bruh, it's almost the equivilant of a bald eagles nut
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>>741103545
>It's named after the German town of Hamburg you uneducated fuck.

he called it beefburger, as if that was something different than a hamburger you cocksucking somali schlong worshiper
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>>741099974
That's a cheeseburger, you dumb fuck.
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>>741103515
Dumb shit doesn't realize Wendy's is for chicken sandwiches. Obviously a mong. Just breathe, the dumb people will die soon.
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>>741102058
>80/20
>My nigga
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>>741103642
ahh super happy number one best korea checking in. i guess at a picnic, your family takes the words "hot dog" quite literally
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>>741101969
Mexico already has invaded the US. The greatest invasion in history. One out of ten Mexicans live in the US. We don't have that many lawns.
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>>741102121
Oh it's funny, we just don't overplay it out of desperation ;D
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>>741104052
I love their chicken, I never said it sucked. If I want a good chicken sandwich but can't find a chik fil a, I go there.
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>>741102261
>wants everyone to know his oatmeal is steel cut
>trying this hard
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>>741100725
i like how they serve it with an extra bun slice. truly the burgerman's burger.
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>>741099974
Why do ching chongs eat saltwater and noodles?
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A REAL AMERICAN BURGER
NAAAAVAAAAJOOOOOOO!!!!
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>>741103008
Mashed potatoes and fucking sausage?
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>>741104283
Hey anon, I've got something for your buns ;-)
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>>741104283
That's a grilled cheese sandwich. It has one as the top bun and a second one as the bottom bun.
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>>741099974
they're fucking delicious, sand guzzling cuck
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>>741102261
"Steel cut"
i hate you.
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>>741103077
No, And I won't. Its Blood, Fat, and sometimes oats. That is fucking disgusting man, not trying to bash you guys for eating weird shit but I will not.
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>>741104488
lol, as if it weren't bad enough muricans calling grilling barbecue they manage to fucking charr their meat. Pieces of shit.
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>>741103223
People are doing this now. I've seen retards share it on facebook
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>>741104027
>put cheese on burger, becomes a cheeseburger
>put pickles on burger, becomes a pickleburger
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>>741103689
>have gun to protect self
>get literally raped
guess which one every sane human picks
>>
can we all agree that food sucks and is better off not eaten?
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>>741103642
Dude. Every asian country has delicious american fast food made from local sources. Don't hate us cause you ain't us
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>>741104641
Ha! Cool. I was like that until I tried it. Admittedly it sounds gross but it's surprisingly tasty.

Each to their own anon
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>>741103689
Why would he be fearful if he has a gun?
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>>741104866
AMERICA IS PIG.

Everyone knows this.
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>>741104794
If an average citizen has a gun, im pretty sure a fucking criminal would have a gun any way you dim witt
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>>741100234
Actually the USA didn't do shit compared to the URSS during WWII.

But post war propaganda won.
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>>741103689
>believes Mcdonalds food is any different than any of the food he eats
>doesn't understand USDA toxicity guidelines
>gay
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>>741104674
You're a fucking retard bro. Barbeque is a type of grilling, we don't call "grilling" something "barbeque" fucking mong.
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>>741104243
>>wants everyone to know his oatmeal is steel cut
just like his cocks
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>>741104674
Not every American is a piece of shit who can't cook. I guarantee you let me make you a meal and you'll be sucking my American dick. European food is literally ass.

>making fun of Americans for eating lean meat
>Germans cook animal fat wrapped in intestines in beer

Fuck off
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>>741104969
He says as his wife/daughter/sister/mother gets the D from muhammad.
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>>741104052
What? Wendy's hamburgers are fucking awesome. You lie. They do have the best chicken sandwich though
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>>741100091
>Because they taste good.
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>>741104969
If guns where banned, criminals would still be able to get guns. Stay out of U.S. 2nd Amendment politics if you're so retarded as to not be able to understand that.
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>>741104674
Here's a counter-point.
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>>741105107
>lean meat

more like assholes and lips
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>>741105166
Checked
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>>741102270
They went away. I am not kill. Sorry to disappoint.
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>>741100879
the colours look wrong. strange food.
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>>741105127
Nah man, ever since they made their beef "juicier and more deliciouser", I've stopped buying their burgers. I'll still stop for a chicken sandwich though.

If I do get a burger, it'll be one of those cheap ones or a son of baconator, since it's not those big fucked up patties.
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>>741104969
Law favors justified homicide, not homicide.

Are you more comfortable trusting your life to someone who has threatened it or someone who hasn't?

You subjects are just the worst at critical thought. It's just knee-jerk everything OMG GUN GUN GUN FUCK GUN A GUN BAN GUNS GUNS BAD
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>>741105166
Nice dubs. Satan in the making?

There is some truth in that but in the UK, gun crime is well low
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>>741100742
All that yet a tiny little monitor.
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>>741102733
millionaire*
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>>741105289
That's what I was expecting, actually.
Good job, Anon. You can reward yourself with a nice, juicy hamburger.
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>>741105127
wendy's burgers suck you fuck
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>>741105373
>Be Me
>Read Dumb reply on /b/
>Do quick Google search
>Donald Trump's Networth 3.5 billion USD
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>>741104945
shut up you fucking slope/kike/nog/towelhead/curry nigger..take your fucking butthurt and cram it further up your ass and thank your shit-tier deity for every fucking morning you wake up and your backwards country hasn't been glassed into a parking lot yet
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>>741105388
Aaaaaaaaaand checked
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>>741104945
What can I say? Sirloin Steak is $6 a pound for the second grade. Hamburger is bought by 10 lb rolls. We have more land area than almost any country, and we are far less densely populated. In fact, we sell all of our grade AA and A to other countries.
>>
Cause we're fat pigs
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>>741105362
Yeah but The UK hasn't really had guns legal in the past (That I know of) So Theoretically if they took away U.S. citizen's guns (alot of guns aren't registered) they could easily be sold via blackmarket//dark web to criminals.
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>>741105493
fake news
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>>741105493

IMO, you're only a billionaire if you make a billion in a year. If you're worth billions, you're just worth billions.
>>
>>741102029
>drink water
>die
>>
>ask why Americans eat hamburgers
>bunch of insecure Americans get all defensive assuming they are being made fun of
>literally were just asked why they eat something
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>>741105249
You know the numbers are lean to fat ratio right? I only buy hamburger in 93/7 ratio. Literally all the animal fat burns out. 93% high protein lean meat. Fuckwad. Good for when you lift

>didn't bother defending sausage

Admit you're a fucking cuck then? Eating dick shaped animal fat wrapped in intestines cooked in a high sugar/toxic to the body solution? Burgers sound a lot better when I explain that shit doesn't it.

And for the record, BBQ and grilling is the same shit. I love me a good pepper salad charcoal grilled with a lemon/balsamic vinegar dressing drizzled over during the cooking process. Don't have to be a fat fuck to be American, probably have to be a faggot to be European
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fuck your hamburgers faggots, have fun getting chest pains from eating all that disgusting meat. i think i'll stick to my chicken, fruit and veggies thank you very much
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>>741099974
why does anyone eat anything?
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>>741105336
Yeah, like the jr bacon cheeseburger. I never ordered more than one patty. They aren't good like Burger King double cheeseburgers
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>>741105832
>England Literally has burger joints everywhere
>McDonald's
>Burger King
>etc
>Mind you U.S. burgers are far better.
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>>741105925
'Cause I GOTTA!
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>>741105898
...he says, as he shoves another deep fried chicken tendie in his mouth.
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>>741105898
>chicken isnt meat
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>>741105955
Checked!

But I disagree on the US having better burgers. Had a McDonald's in NYC and that shit was nasty
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>>741106116
it's cleaner and healthier than beef fuckwad
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>>741105336
Yea. A friend went on a food run to Wendy's. Not the biggest Wendy's fan so told him get me what he gets. Comes back with a Dave's double. Bit into and juice just comes dripping out. Literally gagged. I'll stick to bk/Hardee's for fast food burgers.
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>>741106222
Nice trips.
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>>741106323
lol ok sure
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>>741101669
making a taco run what you want ill pick it up bra.
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>>741106069
don't fuck with my tendies asshole
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>>741100234
Fucking stupid boy scout u are, Soviet Union destroyed Nazis in Berlin not faggots from united states
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>>741104992
Remember that when you look in the text books and it show's who dropped the bombs.
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>>741106468
I'll be there in 30 minutes.
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>>741100091
Their tongues CAN only perceive oil sugar and salt .That's it
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>>741106624
>implying the allies weren't losing the battle horribly before America joined
>implying us playing God with nukes wasn't a key factor in winning
>calling us retards for thinking we won the war and saying you did
>we had the nukes
>nukes are literally what's stopping a WWIII
>keeping saying you won the war stroking your European cock while stealing our weapon design
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>>741106724
Boom
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>>741100091
>>741100879
Have fun with cancer and clogged arteries.
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>>741106724
Never forget
America did Hiroshima
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>>741107068
K. And you enjoy your life as well anon.
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>>741106812
>cardstand threads
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