Why haven't you joined the military yet?

>>741090032
not willing to die so the middle class can go to starbucks

Too busy getting dubs.

>>741090032
because i'm 43 and they won't have me

because I don't want to murder brown people for the rich

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>>741090032
I'm straight.

I might become an officer, but otherwise fuck it.

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I'm looking to join the Spetsnaz at one point

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>>741090032
Because we army is a joke.

why would I choose to die for something that will be probably meaningless in a few centuries?

Restricted evidence.

>>741090032
Dying so CEO of Halliburton can buy a new yacht has no appeal to me.

Had cataracts taken out at 2 months old now I wear coke bottles, and I have ulcers or some time of major daily stomach issue I cannot fix. Would love to join, but only for combat...but there's no way they'd take my liable ass.

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>>741090232
Bleh....

Because hilary didn't go to prison

>>741090032
Not willing to die for the fags in current polish government since they are likely to start a warwith everyone. Be it literally anyone else, I would.

Because i dont want to fucking die. My country is shit anyway and not worth fighting for.

>>741090032
Prior Medical conditions

Because their pay sucks.

>>741090518
Good healthcare tho

>>741090608
Not the us

i have. I got to ITB and then quit because I'm a huge pussy. some things will never change

They won't take me because diabetes.

>>741090032
used to be in the army, from '99 to '07.

I was tired of getting my hair cut like an asshole, and tired of people telling me what to do down the point where they tell me how to stand Long fucked up hours. Tired of dealing with straight up psychos who get erections from rekt vids. non-stop drama from people fucking each other's wives and girlfriends. deployments at the drop of a fucking hat.

i don't miss it.

But there are pros: got me out of the ghetto. taught me job skills. taught me to be hard on myself. paid for college. it's how I got my federal job. it's how i got laid for the first time.

shit, now that I think about it, I got a lot from it.

I prefer watching poor people get blown up from the confort of my home and with 0 guilt attached.

>>741090671
Tricare is good, I never had a problem with it

>>741090032
I have ulcerative colitis, scoliosis, Arthritis, and Asthma.

They won't let me, or I'd be so in.

Joining the Navy at 28, if you aren't doing anything with your life it gives you opportunities fags. Pay for college better than minimum wage, real world xp, and pays for rent and utilities (outside of your check). You also get free healthcare, and retjre with full pension and benefits if you stick out 20 years.

Too obese and sleep apnea

>>741090032
Because I have an actual career, and don't need to get shot at for peanuts.

>>741090846
Me too

I did and now I am a permantly disabled Marine vet with ptsd false teeth because an IED rattled my real teeth right out of my head 80% hearing loss 30% vision loss..all so I can come home and see our country fucking over the whole rest of the world and its own fucking people.

>>741090032
I tried to but then right before I was set to go to MEPS I got super blackout trashed and tried to kill myself apparently, landing me in a shrink cage for a few weeks. That was 4 years ago. They won't let me in now.

flat feet. also cause i have no interest in doing the dirty work for the government.

Plan to go into the Navy after I get out of college

>>741091089
flat feet? that wasn't an issue when I joined. A LOT of people have flat feet.

i am actually going to try and join the navy

hook up wires, sweep some floors, stream stuff to tvs, shoot at the water sometimes....easy work, easy money, easy insurance and education

>>741090032
I'm allergic to being shot

>>741091039
damn dude :c

>>741091039
Thanks for your service. I was In Horno, I got shot at once but I was in the humvee and didn't know it till we got back to the FOB. Also saw an army truck get blowed up but the bastards ran away before we got there

>>741090032
Spent 4 years as a Royal Marine, did 2 tours and then got out. If you're half way ambitous or independent you won't be able to put up with military shit for too long.

>>741091392
I was at spicher and fob sweeny

>>741090732
Faggot

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I did. Best choice I ever made. Ask anything

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>>741090846
>is a nigger
>has been on welfare his entire adult life

>>741090032
A) I live in Canada, and don't like the prospect of using Cold War technology
B) I was born prematurely and needed open heart surgery, and can't even go to the dentist without taking antibiotics. No way they'd take me.

>>741091250
Your recruiter is lying to you

>>741091829
i dont have one yet,
and i know it is their job to lie to me c:
they have to make quota.

Been there done that, it's good if you have nothing at home but if you have a good family you're just going to hurt them. I don't regret joining but I'm happy it's over

>>741091571
I was at fob black at habbaniyah, did some patrols in fallujah sometimes for the police

>>741090846
Jesus i just wanted to smoke weed and not shave.

>>741090032
Because I already did , Australian Army Infantry 2001-2004.

It's funny that after seeing what happened in Iraq, all the deaths, mutilations, PSTD, shattered families, and all in the name of making even more money for a bunch of corporate elites, there's always retards that are queuing up to join the army.

Maybe it's just natural selection. Maybe your destiny is just to get your heads blown off and clear the gene pool a bit so the rest of us don't have to support another useless drain on society. It does make sense after all.

>>741091935
im the only one left in my family not on coke and/or crack.

i think it will be good, to support having my own self-made "home", as opposed to a localized support system of crackheads to limit myself

>>741076239 Ask the men with wives to join after they read this thread and see whats waiting for them

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one reason

>>741091687
Heh. Not a nigger. Half mexican, half West Virginian. Never been on welfare, never needed it. Make a decent lower middle class salary.

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>>741092060
Fuck off, cuck. Isn't it time for mummy to make you some tendies?

>>741092004
I forgot about that. it felt so good not not shave.

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>tried to join
>graded P8 due to having a TINY PATCH OF ECZMA on face when teenager
don't have it now
>have no other problems morethan phsyically capable for military, Still doing training to this day
Fuck the military i can't be enlisted just beacuse i had a tiny patch of eczma? what the fuck uncle sam you stupid cunt
>mfw i'd bomb and kill whoever they'd want me to without batting and eye
>tfw no brother/sisters in arms

>>741091949
Ya we dealt with those fucking drugged up kid raping assholes, I got an office hours because I beat the shit out of a police commander because he was bringing kids into the fob and I told him not to and hes like oh well they want it they come to us im like no they didnt I sat there last night and fucking seen you and 4 dudes bring them in to your hole. So I beat the shit out of him and he cried to the base liason. Luckily all I got was low scores that quarter causing me to miss going from staff to first

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>>741092148
>was on military welfare
>was on government job welfare
>claims to just be a wetback

Likely story, Pedro.

>>741090032
'Bone spurs'

>>741090497
I 2nd this motion!

>>741090032
because of people pointing at stuff when nobody is looking, saying "over there" instead of properly reporting positions

Well someone's got join otherwise they'll keep playing those fucking cheesy as fuck carrot & stick recruitment ads on Tv

Because I didn't want to sacrifice my 18-30 year lifephase. 23 years now. Might apply in a few if they do.

>>741091949
I was in reno and was shot, but somehow that fucker didn't stay to watch me die. someone found me and called 911 shit was intense

I did I graduated today as a 11b got my blue cord and cross rifles

>>741092253
I almost shot a guy driving up on our truck once

I had the MK19 but it was in a village so I popped off a flare and waved the flag, he kept coming so I sighted in on his head, put my gun on burst and halfway pulled the trigger, he was literally a shaved virgins asshole away from getting his head blown off but he saw me aiming at his noggin and stomped the brakes

God I wish I'd shot that son of a bitch. I regret that today

>>741090032
I have a disorder witch makes me go completley autistic and shakey in stressful situations

>>741092221
Never tell a recruiter the truth... dumb ass

>>741092355
Got to remember the 3 d's distance description and direction

>>741092581
>You have to give them medical records you dopey fuck
if i had a chance to SKIP this i would But its MANDATORY IN UK ARMY

>>741090032
because they kicked me off base for laughing at the continued use of duty

>>741092566
>I have a disorder witch
>disorder witch
>witch
>I

>>741092774
burn her

>>741092671
oh i remember my first 3 D's really well, back then in boot camp

>>741090232
Damn man, it's about 8 PM, it's too early to masturbate.

>>741092714
That sucks, Murica=private medical records, they ask permission to look at them but we don't have globalized med records can't find them unless you bring em in.

>>741092860
Must have been in the navy if they're giving you 3 D's in basic.

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E-5 Mechanic here, 618 days left on contract, ask me anything

>>741091687
>underage newfags regurgitating memes

MOOOODDDDSSSS

>>741092860
>>741092974
It's ORM now

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>>741092920
It's fucking shit i can't even lie about anything without them knowing
>all i think about is the army
can hardly sleep anymore this happened recently
dunno how average people get the fuck into britbong army

Because you can make more money flipping burgers at Mcdicks. Why would you sign up to live like shit and get paid like shit for 3-4 years. I have nothing but respect for the people who serve. But if your somewhat intelligent or about your money you can do allot better than the military. "Hurr Durr Free college hurr durr" everyone I have seen get out never go.Plus you can pay your tuition working part time as long as your not a Ivy league student and if your Ivy league why the fuck are you considering the military lmao. Waste 3-4 years wishing they where home.

>>741090032
Got kicked out

>>741093074
>>741092974
But are the D's still black?

>>741093084
Just wait for shit to hit the fan. They will take every young kid they can get their hands on

>>741090232
delicious...sauce?

>>741093187
I don't know. The army didn't give you the Ds until you got your first deployment.

>>741093222
They'll take old contractors too

>>741093187
Never heard of em.

>>741093222
I'm 22
No war is going to happen soon tbh, Getting fucking sick and tired of doing jack shit all
dunno what i'm even training for anymore tbh, they rejected my appeal so i doubt they'll take me.

>>741090032
I don't want to die

>>741090032
Spinal issues. Hearing issues. Psychological issues.

Even if I somehow managed to pass basic, I'd be a liability to anyone I'm serving with.

>>741090032
I didn't because of massive funding cuts from Blowjob Bill so they were picky. Didn't want someone with dislocated knee when I was 16

>>741093332
If you really dream of blood just merc it up in some 3rd world country

>>741093471
OC?
What base?
Want sum fuk?

>>741093456
i'd love to.
>no money for transport
>if i tried to be a merc i'll just problly get behaded or shit dunno where to start, would seriously love to though.

>>741093574
Dude in California.

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>>741093354
You don't sign up to die, you sign up so that mother fucking piece of shit you're looking at through your ACOG gets to die

>>741093706
There's still a significant increase in the chance of me dyeing.

>>741090032
considered joining the TA in the UK as i thought it was like a fun weekend thing. Then i found out you actually get deployed for 6 months at a time

>>741093922
Not as much as that faggot.
You get to kill more people than cops, how cool is that? Quit being a pansy and go sign up for the infantry or special forces and go kill someone for your country

>>741090032
i did..fuck mandatory conscription..

>>741094142
It's not about being a pansy. It's a pretty logical decision.

I thought about joining the US Military. Just go in as a cannonfodder for the Army or a Combat Medic. Be easier being at Death's door for several months than sitting on my ass doing nothing

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I crossdressed secretly in a bra and thongs in the middle East. Didn't stop me from shooting terrorist

>>741091684
>Navy
Faggot

>>741090032

Running tests in September for the Swedish military.

>>741090032
Because I did well at school.

College dropout keep considering the marines but I'm too much of a pasty white POS to ever get there.

>>741092859
I call bullshit, EVERYONE knows you can't get into the U.S. military if you're not circumcised...

>>741094638
Why?

>>741094769
I sucked the docs dick and he let me join

>>741092859
Of course the Navy has some boypussies

>>741090732
It an anon board, take us through your pussy story. From when you decided to quit to all the things you did to get sent home. And if you ever felt any shame you fucking yellow coward piece of shit.

>>741094946
True but there's more dick loving fags in the army and Marines. That's where I got the most action

>>741094787
Not sure. I want to try and do something with my life. But physically I'm not sure I could take it.

Unironically i'm going to be join military within a five years

>>741092566

So what is it for you then you useless piece of shit. "Hurr muh shakey shakey " where the hell was your father growing up? Classified FUUP- fucking utterly useless person. Carry on faggot

>>741095241
What if you end up heroically saving a bunch of Marines' lives and end up getting the Medal of Honor?

>>741092566
Nobody yell or make me upset...I'll do my shakey shakey....you, me, and everyone else who would be kind enough to be honest with you know that is a load of shit. When does the umbilical cord get cut in your life?

>>741095641
Wouldn't do it for the glory or the chance of being a hero or some symbolic shit. Some part of me feels like if I don't do it soon I never will yet at the same time I might just fuck up and fail.

I ship to the Corps in less than 10 months, anyone want gook war trophies?

>>741094638
You aren't considering shit you fucking loser. It is just something you repeat to yourself and the enablers in your life who secretly know you suck. You already dropped out of college...good job dickhead.

>>741095970
Well I was in for 8 years, you certainly don't do it for your country. I guess it's more about making sure your friends you meet along the way make it back alive. That's all it's about

>>741090032
I am too old. They won't take 49 years olds.

>>741090032
Tourette Syndrome is a disqualifying medical condition

Makes sense. Tics are typically set off in stressful situations. Military has a habit of putting you in stressful situations.

>>741090276
fuck chechnya? wtf

>>741096279
Fair enough. I am just another whiny bullshitter accomplishing nothing day by day. I just don't know how to change that if that makes any sense.

>>741096565
when russians feel insecure, they stroll into chechyna, and take solace in knowing there is at least one other place on earth shittier than russia

because of asthma. asked if I could carry an inhaler with me (not that it gets that bad anymore) told me no.

>>741090032
I did already. Sucked. Hated it.

>>741095970
Just like you failed in college? Look at yourself. I know 4'11 women who have passed boot. Your sitting there in semen stained sweatpants debating if you might be a hero someday? Lol. Only hero in your future are the ones you will be making for people working at subway lol. Telling all the real men and women you have as customers how you "considered" serving. Hahaha

>>741090032
i did join.

3 years conscription. all the angry arabs i could ever want. Didn't get to kill as many as I would have liked.

Never got to shoot any kids for throwing rocks. Always wanted to. Do the gene pool a favor or two.

>>741096823
The less of them the better

>>741096593
Fair play to you for having the decency to realize it. You know how to chance. Remove the words " if, but, what happens if, " etc from your vocabulary and just do it. You literally have nothing to lose.

>>741096496
Nobody ever, ever but me in a stressful situation. Muh tic tics. I must live my whole life in a bubble or I get all tic tic and need my mommy. Dam, absolutely zero trouble picking out the anons with absentee dads. Dude how long are you expecting to live life expecting it not to stress you out?

>>741096818
I didn't fail college. I just stopped going and left debt free. Got a job in construction and make decent money. It just doesn't feel fulfilling.

>>741090032
Type 1 diabetes... so fuck that.

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>>741097501
two parents. more or less normal upbringing. i learned to manage my tics on my own. It is what it is.

This is me having asked the recruiter directly, and they said no. They won't allow you in with neurological disorders. Can't lie about it. My tics are obvious, and the only way to control it is with medication. Military frowns on needing regular medication that affects you neurologically.

I handle stress fine. I just tic sometimes. I imagine they don't want me getting tics in the middle of combat and getting shot over it.


Did I upset you or something? Seems like you have a real sandy vagina over this.

aside from being over the age limit for some military branches.. vision in my left eye is blurry af.

>>741097923
if your vision is correctable, they will generally take you

age is a different issue.

>>741097810
Not upset personally. More upset for this country. That raised a whole generation of "males" perfectly content to sit on their many ailments and excuses while other people have to carry the load. I watched Dunkirk yesterday marveling if half that beach was filled with today's generation. Generation Ailment

>>741090032
I didn't because the whiny pussies couldn't handle my less than impressive criminal record.

>>741098237
Literally fuckall I can do about it. I did try to enlist. They told me to fuck off.

It's not depression or anything that I could just lie about having. My tics are noticeable. Military docs aren't stupid.


The military is selective, and they can afford to be.

>>741090032
I'm 23 going on 24 and I'm too old, I told the marines I want to do active but they said they can only put me on reserves. The recruiter is my best friend irl and he told me the real reason they don't want me in active is because younger people are easier to brainwash

>>741098237

I skipped the gym tonight to go drinking. Yell at me.

>>741099678
Let me guess, when people say "well why don't you join Army, Navy or Air Force?" You are all "hur durr marines are the best" ?

>>741090032
20 Texan sharp shooter here,my big brother invited me to a marine meet up to shoot guns in the desert and I challenged one of their best shooters who was a recruiter.

Long story short I embarrassed him in front of all his friends and then he told me that he's not going to recruit me bcause of my age

>>741100211
You got me. Plus I can't swim and the navy is full of fags

because it doesn't produce anything, it's full of 1.2 GPA high school students who are welfare kweenz

i dont fight for kikes

>>741100333
Your the fag here. You never talked to a recruiter and if you did there is a reason you are getting fucked off. "Too old" at 23 lolololol. Coward faggot scum. Carry on

>>741091814
You guys don't have an army to join anyway so you're good

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>>741090032
Bcuz im a white Canadian, im not going to sacrifice my life so a bunch of Chinese and Indians can keep living the good life in this country. Fuck this hell hole.

>>741100754
I bet I can beat your ass easily

Leaving august 24th for basic.

Did 8 years on navy submarines and now reservist finishing my 20 for pension at 62.

Being on a sub is live being on a coffin underwater.

>>741101013
Aren't you too elderly? Srsly what 23 year old is too old for service? St least the rest of the posters here have a list of maladies that would make AARP blush. You are too...old?

>>741101109
>20
Pussy try 30

Getting my pension at 48

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Because the 2nd Korean War hasn't started yet.

[spoiler]The North Korean flag has a hole to represent the fall of communism there[/spoiler]

>>741101239
Oops

>>741101202
you can join up to age 32 without any waiver

>>741101202
I might be old but I've kicked 3 of my marine friends asses

And yes I'm Chinese, white bois can't fight

>>741101370
Right. Tell that to the faggot here who is all "I would have joined the marines but I'm too old"...he is fucking 23 for fucks sake lololol.

>>741091684
Don't shave against the grain sailor
>boot fuck

>>741101214
That's a cool story. How many nubs were fucking your wife while you were away all that time? Is she getting half the pension?

>>741101019
What mos?

>>741101554
I'm not married, which is the good part.

>>741101372
Your not too old. You are 1. Too much of a pussy 2. Recruiters are saying that to get your obese ass out the office. There is no way a 23 is too old for service. It's absolutely pathetic you expect that excuse to pass muster. I respect even a tranny trying there hardest to join over you. Pussy.

>>741090032
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

>>741101742
1. I'm not a pussy I thought they were being serious

2. I can do 13 push ups, I'm only weigh 170 and fuck trannies

What up y'all, just graduated mct and in fort leanordwood, anyone else in the area or some shit?

Because I didn't fall for the "fighting for freedom" autism you cucks did.

Because I make more money in a month working for a "security" company compared to the yearly salary the army provides

Missed the deadline, partied my ass off and now I'm too old.

Anyone care to share their rank/rate. How much of a bonus they got.

>>741090032
Because I make 5000 working at an office

>>741091170
It really just depends on what kind

I'd rather not be a welfare whore who kills for rich tyrannical jews

>>741102135
But we would Muslims anyway. Might as well get paid for it.

>>741090032
i'm too much of a pussy, I wouldnt make it through boot. Ill stick to recreational shooting so I can at least be good cannon fodder when I get drafted.

>>741090032
I'm missing a hand lmao

>>741090032
Because I make way too much money to be told what to do. Let the poorfags join.

I hated when I had to where my uniform out in public. Every single time at least one person would be all " I almost joined but....." lol for fun sometimes I would say I'm the commanding officer of recruiting in the area and say how I can fix any problem. Every single time more stuttering and sweating and basically them running away.

>>741090107
>so the rich people can get richer in their game of "what public resources can you plunder tofay?"

>>741090032
I'm a type 1 diabetic, but I'd love to join up. IT experience and a BA already, too, so I'm sure I could find a home, but alas...

>>741103149
That puts a damper on things.

>>741090398
this

>>741094310
What, you don't want to kill people??

Lel fuckin cuck, it's supercool and totally rad to blow someones brains out!

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>>741090032
repordin in

Already in bruh

>>741090232
Oh my

>>741104110
Small penis lol

because i'd rather not serve the capitalist imperialist ruling class by killing innocent women and children so the US can get oil

>>741104371
Not innocent. Wife of terrorist, give birth to terrorist and kids become terrorists.

>>741094638
same. dropped out of college twice. I'm thinking national guard so I get something out of it. I just don't eant to get blown up bc some rich goon tickets decided they want another pipeline in the middle East why should i die for the shit they cause. fuck anyone who says different

>>741104371
"Because I am a giant pussy faggot who uses words like capitalist imperialist to sound edgy and cool but I cry myself to sleep at night and would shit and piss my pants first day of boot camp"-FIFY

>>741104518
So people who shoot back at foreign invaders bombing their cities and homes and killing their familys are terrorists? I'd shoot back too

>>741090032
Because I'm not a high school dropout.

>>741104787
-brainwashed 18 year old who thinks he has the world figured out

>>741103149
Pics?

I'm a coward

>>741104637
Don't worry, we have women and trans who have more courage than you. Just stay in the fetal position your whole live. Not that you are doing anything with it. And don't knock new oil lines, you will be pumping gas your whole life. It's job security buttercup faggot.

Alreaady did. 8 years.

>>741090032
Because I dont have anything to prove and I dont hate myself that much.

>>741104997
Please educate me with your worldly knowledge. But first you need to leave your basement. Have mommy pack extra hot pockets. Tell her you will be out for awhile. You are looking for your dad.

>>741105240
How much freedom have we gained since 2001?

>>741105364
here we go with /b/ edge lord military capitalist illuminati elite shitposter #999,999,999,999.

I'm just 1 person. If I decide not to join the military i'm sure it won't matter. I would never try to prevent people from going in, though. When the US is actually in danger and not just butting into other peoples business then maybe i'll consider it, but only if my entry will make a fucking difference, which it probably never will, because i'm lazy, out of shape, and will most likely shoot myself the second I put my hands on a rifle. War is stupid. I wish people would just fucking get along.

>>741105571
Thats what I expected.

>>741090032
I wanted to so I could finally satisfy my uniform fetish, but it turns out my spine is completely rekt

"Duuuuur we fight for freedumbs"

>Have less freedom than when the war started

Because I want to make money..

>>741104371
I don't want to kill women and children,,,they need to get sent to battle before me- pussy numale

>>741090032
Done and done. Army 1989 - 1997. Best thing I ever did. One year after high school. I became a man, traveled the world, got college educated for free, was always highly preferred for jobs, got great deals on my mortgage and auto loans, and made friends for life.

Have autism :(

>>741106744
This. Thank you so much for your years of dedicated service my brother. How much does it kill you to see, in a time of war no less, so many of our military aged males completely fucking off service like it is the worst thing in world?

There's literally no reason to join the military in 2017, we aren't fighting any important wars.

I'm thinking about it. I'm married with a two year old and one on the way. I'm 26 and don't really have any skills. Kinda smart when I apply myself. I can't swim. What's the difference in the branches?

>>741108565
I wear glasses too so idk if that restricts me of anything.

>>741108565
May I ask why you are bringing children into the world? By your own admission you are 26 and have no skills, and you are at the point where the military is your best option? If you do four years and decide it is not for you, you will be on the street at 30 with two kids and still no skills. Spend your time learning something. For your children's sake.

>>741108981
>May I ask why you are bringing children into the world? By your own admission you are 26 and have no skills, and you are at the point where the military is your best option? If you do four years and decide it is not for you, you will be on the street at 30 with two kids and still no skills. Spend your time learning something. For your children's sake.

because, faggot, sometimes men don't pull out.

>>741090032
>Why haven't you joined the military yet?

Because I'm not braindead FAGGOT

>>741108981
Well I mean, I work a desk job and shit but idk if you count analyzing data a skill, I don't. I get payed 20 bucks and hour so I guess that's ok for just having a high school diploma. I'm not saying the military is the best option, I'm just curious about it.

>>741109104
Sorry cocksucker but a "man" will have his shit together in order to support his family. What your are describing is a nigger who does not even have a third grade education about reproduction and the consequences thereof. Faggot.

>>741090245
Don't do it nigger, enlist like everyone else then work up to promotions. Everyone hates officers especially if they went through officer corps.

Not gonna kill myself so jews can benefit from this. And why would I wanna defend a Godless piece of shit people

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>>741090032
I wish breathing problems too fat i would gladly fight with the armed forces GOD BLESS YOU my prayers and wishes go out to all those that are serve and have served you are the real MVPs.

>>741092527
sounds a lot like a johnny cash song to me...

>>741090846
People talk shit about the military.. usually pussies who ware too self centered. And just like you... the military is a way out of a shitty situation for a lot of people. Taught them some real life skills, how to be a actual man. I know some Clinton-loving pussy is gonna post some shit about this.. but take heart brother... not everyone on 4chan is a spineless keyboard warrior.

Already did my 4 years in the Air Force.

>>741091089
Bullshit, yer just a pussy. Flat feet disqualification is a myth. It hasn't been a disqualifier since the 1950's. I joined the USMC with size 14 flat feet... never kept me from doing a damn thing. Makes running a bit more difficult, but that's it.

>>741092859
Ugh... Navy....

>>741110890
Before everything else I could say, I don't see why the politics need to come in.

>>741110890
You just reminded me of a quasi life skill the military taught me: how to not be self centered. Really little things--which if more people understood would make life better for all of us--like walking down the sidewalk. I keep to one side of sidewalk or hall, so I can go my way, and someone walking down the other side can go their way. I can't tell you how many times people try to take up the whole fucking sidewalk. Or fucking merging into traffic--let a car in, go, person behind you does the same and we can all go: selfish cunts will approach this with the mentality that the other person is in their way. The Army taught me that if just work together, we can really make shit easier on each other.

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kik me if your in kuwait and know katherine haney

kik @ bobboo2000

>>741111190
same here. they told me my feet were flat, said look for any shoes in the PX with the red sticker.

Shit worked. I was sorry the day those shoes fell apart.

>>741090032
Already did a 6 year enlistment with the air force and i am getting too old for that kinda shit.

>>741111722
different anon, still a vet.

The one major thing the military taught me was to just shut the fuck up and get used to higher ups shitting on me to look good in front of their superiors.

>>741090032
Mental health history. Got locked up in a mental hospital.

>>741090032

I'm enlisting

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>>741112302
You go along you get along.

>>741090032
if it wasn't for the military i would of never known of /b/

>>741090276
No you're not

i'm not a government welfare queen who jacks off to the thought of murdering civilians in randomshitholefuck-istan

The second I can pilot a mech I will sign up now matter what I am doing in life.

Dying for 3rd worlder freedoms is dumb.

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>>741112600

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>>741112540
>RHIP

>>741090032

Because I couldnt hack boot camp.

At least I'm fucking honest and not talking about brainwashing or jewish conspiracy bullshit

>>741112857
dude, anyone can do it. ANYONE can do it.

I'm a pussy.

>>741092561
MK19 doesn't have burst you fucktard, it's either full auto or on safe. Did they even train you on how to use it? Or are you just telling stories?

>>741112916

I can't swim and I have a problem with not being a smart ass.

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>>741090032
I actually washed out of the military for a second time about 9 years ago. Because of the nature of my separation, I can never reenlist.
>not that I'd want to anyway, considering the military is just a tool for the state to flex its monopoly on violence and imperialism
Of course, my mostly-military 'family' isn't crazy about me not serving.

Might after I get my degree

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>>741113029
This is the only correct answer congratulations anon you win all the internets.

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>>741113080
>Or are you just telling stories?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

People generally love telling fake military stories. You'd be surprised how many Marine snipers I met in bars who were recruited out of basic because they "aced their rifle training."

I have.
My folder is currently on some bigwig's desk to be judged for the worthiness of Officer

Felony in my background.. not even the marines will take me

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>>741096662
Yeah, like most of the U.S.

>>741090032
Bone spurs? I think?

But I already did

I sit behind a desk in my comfy chair in a well guarded air base and get the same benfits, and more money, than the guys on the front line.

It's great.

>>741113340
If you are completely honest on your background check. they will take you.

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>>741101239
>>741101320
Let it go.

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>>741090032
I'm meeting with a high up in charge of recruitment this coming Wed. I want to do marine core reserves. Get in, get the fuck out. Say I did it, and use it on my resume.

>>741113598
That is *really* the wrong way to think about it. You'll never make it past boot.

>>741090846
Sounds like it saved your life Lmfao

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>>741113523

>>741090032
Too old at this point, landed a decent job young.