Good day, my dearest friends "Daily confessions with Izaya"is

>>741085645
I'll kill myself and I don't even feel sad about it anymore.

>>741085645
I ran out of secrets since the last few times

I want to skull fuck my wife.

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>>741085745
so you've got it all planned already?
let us hear it

>>741085769
you sinners have something new every day. don't lie to me

I really hope this thread is supposed to be ironic and not another one of these petty avatarfag therapy sessions.

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>>741085904
do you realize how messy would that be?
if there's some animosity between you, sure violence is one way to solve it, but I would advise... something more civilized.
tell me more though

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>>741086045
oh my dear anon friend, these threads are all you want them to be. I am merely giving you a place to talk. and a rather interesting topic, to that.
I'll give you an advice if you want. I will flip you off if you want.

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Really Really REALLY want to kill someone, Hardly find other shit fun
>inb4 edgelord
Basicly daydream most of the time about me doing random acts of violence
For example earlier was walking my dog saw these kids, imagined one of them kicked muh poodle, So i jumped on him and started gouging his eyes out
>can't go to bed without thinking of a plan to kill someone, No car makes it hard
>why am i like this /b/

That's the thing though, it doesn't need to be messy and I mean it in a loving way. Is it possible to skull fuck someone with love?
Skull love just doesn't have the right ring to it.

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>>741086373
uu, murderous tendencies.
I'd suggest you either find something to channel these feelings to, or lock yourself up already.
because if you don't put some rules over yourself, you will just end up in jail eventually. even with murderous tendencies you can make a lot of good
or just go to therapy. you are not the only one, you know

>>741086410
no. I'm entirely positive there's no way to mutilate someone with love.
after all, we are all taught that love and violence are mutually exclusive.
and so they should be.

>>741086796
what if I want to express my love that way?

>>741086796
And what if I just gently penetrate her ear?

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>>741086796
>Mfw tried joining army to supress these urges
>Mfw get rejected graded P8 due to little patch of eczma i had on my face when i was teen
>Mfw this just makes me more angry
I go to gym 3 days a week, Nothing really supresses the anger/instincts i have
>no way to catch people who deserve it and channel it like that

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>>741087373
middle ear is one of the most sensitive to pain organs in the human body. not even talking about the inner ear. gently or not, it's a bad idea.
not to mention there's no space or place for your dick to go there. unless you want to break through the scull there.

>>741087137
how about you just take up an art and make some grotesque paintings or graffiti on school walls. I bet that would be satisfactory enough.

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>>741087603
heyy I was rejected from the service because of insubordination. accept and roll on.
especially since there's nothing to do about that.
because working out just empowers you to act on your urges more.
how about firefighting? have you though about that? you may not get to kill people, but adrenaline rush would be enough to substitute this for a while.

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I'm getting a green screen soon.

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>>741088661
And it will be wonderful?

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>>741088947
Depends on how wonderful Reimu3D sounds to you.

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>>741088661
what are you gonna do with it?

>>741088469
Britbong, Need experience to become a firefighter/Cop, more than phsyically fit enough for either but need HIGH ass grades, And i fucked up school.

>>741087892
You have a point. Sometimes reality sucks. :(
I could just have sex with her while she's sleeping. See how far I can get without waking her up?

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>>741088995
Wonderful! Obviously.

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>>741089089
see if they need a volunteer first. after a while you might get a spot with less requirements as you'd have experience and made some friends.

>>741089176
tell me about it lol
are you sure you didn't chloroform her before that? because that would just be cheating

>>741088995
is Reimu gonna start streaming too?

>>741089424
Haha, no. Ate some pot brownies and pretty passed out. Might even be able to convince her it's all in her mind if she does wake up.

>>741085645
i have vivid memories that when i was younger i used to climb in to my mothers bed and lick her vagina i didnt know what i was doing but i just did i also have memories of doing sexual acts with my brother but i keep on telling myself that its fake, still not sure if real or not (male btw)

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>>741089873
Oh no, not quite yet! I'll have to upgrade to a new shrine for that. But you'll be able to see me in cute outfits really soon!

>>741089029
Picture threads, for now. Maybe I'll find some other creative uses for it too.

>>741089272
Teehee!

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>>741089873
I'm pretty sure that's what she meant by "Reimu 3D" and getting a green screen

>>741089890
yea boy, that's cheating.
not a bad idea though. keeping things spicy

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>>741090054
nice. I do enjoy your threads. now cute outfits gona tripple the joy

>>741085645
when i was 12 i had a girlfriend i got nudes before we even hugged or kissed and then 3 months before i broke up with her we kissed and hugged (just a peck) and held hands then after that i broke up with her because she went all emo i wasnt scared i just didnt really find her face attractive however really nice tits and pussy

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>>741090026
did you ever try talking to your mother about that?
to test if those memories were true or not, try to think -- who had more expensive gifts and stuff, you or your brother lol. that surely ain't no scientific approach. but in case she enjoyed it she'd be more inclined towards you.
as for your brother, you better do your best to forget it and never speak of it again lol
it is not unheard of for young boys to experiment with their sexuality

>>741090455
well 12 was 12. who gives a crap now. I though todays kids are into this all sex before I know your name thing, but apparently...
anyway, so what seems to be the problem? feeling remorseful for your childish actions while, in fact, being a child?

>>741090842
the thing is though i did it when she was asleep (+100 stealth) ive always been the favourite as she thinks im the better child but my other brother is smarter and physically fitter im just better looking but the worst thing is she doesnt know about my brother and me, and she doesnt know i do drugs and drink (16 btw)

>>741090842
i remember i also always used to use girls for nudes like bad i use to tell them i would show their families and friends (ofc i didnt know them in real life) and they would harm themselves badly

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>>741091075
oh you, poor soul, do you really think she did not feel that? how many times did you do that, really?
see, she was fonder of you lol
>>741091169
that's an interesting thing to do. sociopathic childhood tendencies.
so how are you feeling now? urges to harm?

>>741091075
Dude, you muffed your mom without her knowing!? Should get some pointers from you.

>>741091075
teach me senpai

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>>741091851
look, you made some friends

>>741092313
Indeed! Thank you, I will sleep much more peaceful tonight knowing that I've met a professional mommy muffler.

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>>741091760
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>>741092313
I guess he's rip already.
oh well. mother gets to wake up grumpy again

Fuck off flea bag

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>>741092626
you've got nothing from it though.
>>741092686
better luck next time!
>>741092995
heyy what's with this hostility now

>>741093195
kanra?

>>741092995
Now there's a classic. Reminds me of when my grand dad use to swear.

sometimes I pretend to throw the stick but in actuality I keep it behind my back and let the dog run off after nothing

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>>741093217
I've been called that a few times already.
but nope, not Kanra. not the old oldfag either.
how should I put it.... new?
>>741093229
yea, that's refreshing. I was expecting some fag stuff or similar

>>741085645
There's a girl who I really like, had a crush on her since last year
She knows I like her, but the problem is she's asexual, and doesn't want anything to do with me in that aspect

>>741093421
you cant be new, you asked Alice if she knew you

I have schizophrenia that i hide around all my closest friends and family

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Huh. For once you're not being a complete faggot Izaya. Good for you.

>>741093702
he literally told someone to rape a girl

>>741093724
^^^^^^^^^^

>>741089424
>implies chloroform is fine to use on women
>doing fine

>>741093702
see
>>741089424

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>>741093280
now that's animal abuse. EVIL
>>741093503
why don't you try to be her friend, first of all.
but if all you need is sex, and you attribute your physical needs to spiritual attachment, you might want to look elsewhere.
no one's asexual. except some serious hormonal problems.
what she might be, is using it as a defense mechanism.

>>741093857
plenty of people are asexual r u retarded

>>741093777
Yeah that's taken out of context.

>>741093857
I have been her friend for years, I've helped her through panic attacks and all the stupid 'i'm useless just kill me' stages
She's even called me her best friend and that she couldn't do without me
But I really don't know what to do

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>>741093633
not for long though. that's one of those that will just drag you down and under and you won't even know when shit got too close to the fan.
if you are sure you might have symptoms of schizo, you should seek help. the trip is not gonna be pleasant for anyone once you break.

>>741093702
why than you there, Shizu-chan

>>741093724
I did no such thing.
I am merely here to advice people on their actions and problems. not to impose my will or my self-rightious ideas of right and wrong

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>>741093724
Welp. Didnt read into the thread much. Great job, Izaya. The nonexistant respect I had for you is gone. Fuck this thread, see you /b/tards later.

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>>741093724
wow, sounds like FLAG

>>741094249
nah sounds like a black box to me

One time i went to a park with my sister and dad and her dress was loose and her nipples were showing and i popped a boner...

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>>741093724
>>741093777
besides, as >>741093979 said,
really out of context there

>>741094043
Why not just stay her friend. you'll see, once she gets out of the rut she might actually be something else entirely

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>>741094249
ohey, what's up, flag man.
you are really uncalled for here.
better get ready for Alice thread in a few minutes instead.

>>741094331
woah, you got aroused by a female. unthinkable, anon!

>>741085645

>Tell me your darkest secrets, Anons, what is it that you hide inside?

I stuck a tooth brush up my ass and tried to flush it down the toilet at my uncles when I was 13-14, it was my toothbrush

>Tell me you deepest desires, Anons, what is it that you really want?

Honestly? A fuck ton of money and cocaine and time

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>>741094630
probably

Stop making this threads homosexual fuck, you are the vermin that is killing /b/, i hope that one day you will die slowly and painfully, i will enjoy every second of it until you stop breathing, then i will proceed to delight myself with your dead body until i cum litters and litters of white and sticky cum in your holes. It wish you luck with getting killed by any possible means and suffer a lot OP

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>>741094755
did it at least feel good? was it worth it?

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>>741095102
actually when does it start

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>>741095247
now. but she's banned. might run late.

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Bow down to the King. The one who will bring an end to this homosexual threads

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>>741095400
when the ban hammer is just right

>>741095640
it started, King. go and destroy that pest >>741095585

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>>741095733
aye aye!

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>>741095781
good riddance

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I sexually identify as a PAK-FA.

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>>741096051
that's a good choice. are you not satisfied with your own sexuality though?

My mother abused me, sexually and emotionally. I'm so fucked up because of it that most days I just want t blow my brains out.

My female friend told me while drunk that she wants to kill herself, already tried that few years ago and almost succeded and that she was molested by her father. She doesnt remember anything and I talked with her only about suicide attempt. Should i tell her everything or keep it a secret?

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>>741097008
that fucking sucks, anon. not a good reason to kill yourself though. that time when she did that was much smaller amount of time that you still have to live.
there's therapy, there's help.
prove the bitch that you are more of a human than she could ever be.

You are weak and have no personality of your own, that's why you try to impersonate a fictional character.

the weak should be the food for the strong

>>741097488
Eat his dick.

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>>741097082
chances are, she does remember.
sometimes people block out painful or unwanted memories thinking it will help them cope, but in reality that's much more counterproductive than people think.
if she's suicidal, help her by talking to her. not by giving advises but by listening.
talk her into talking to a specialist. taking up a therapy.
but do not talk to her about the rape or other traumatic events.

>>741097353
You don't understand how fucked up I am. I can barely function.

>>741097723
Sounds like you already made your own decision. Don't try to put that on someone else.

>>741096047
what about now, fag?

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>>741097758
your job is not done yet

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>>741097968
oh fugg round 2 that im going to win again

I ended a relationship because the guy never tried to hang out with me, and never put in an effort to see me. If I didn't message him, we wouldn't talk the entire day, and I hated him for it every second. I fell for him too hard, and when I finally broke up with him, he just replied with "whatever."

I still miss him and want him to text me apologizing, but should I even accept him if he does? feelsbadman

>>741097940
The work has not ended yet, King, we must fight to take it down again

Ik

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>>741097723
you are right, I don't.
you can't talk me into believing that suicide is the only way, though.

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>>741098042
why would you.
he treated you like you didn't matter. chances are you didn't.
not the end of the world either. you will do much better.
>>741097860
is there some kind of war going on I'm not aware of?

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Uh, you make threads now, uh? Why don't you tell me your "desires", Izaya?

>>741085645
KILL ME

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>>741098579
I want to rule the world, ofcourse.

>>741098349
yeah fuck i was the mummy muffler i went and did shit and completely forgot about the thread yeah when ever she would wake up id pretend to be asleep and go back to my side of the bed i did this when iwas 4 ive never ate pussy really and all i did was lick the her flaps as far as i can remember it tasted weird nice it was like a popping candy sensation on my tongue but salty and not sweet?

>>741098846
have you ever done weird shit OP?

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>>741099111
depends on your definition of weird. not weird enough to land me in jail. I did have sex in the public place though.

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>>741098846
Unrealistic.

>>741099386
i dont know something not normal like i love the smell of my own cum its smells so clean i dont know if it tastes clean tho

>>741085645
Of course OP, you are the only person I can confess this to.

I'm infatuated with a woman but she is a drug addict and overall has to tidy up her life a lot. I am thinking of trying to be her hero who takes her out of the shithole she is living in. If she rejected me, I could take it and move on, I already figured that out. Doesn't sound like much, but I feel like my life at stake with this girl. I feel like I could take and keep her, if I dedicated myself to her. I want to get her sober for some years and then make kids.

>>741099696
>jewflag is the only one without tripcode
:thinking:

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>>741099808
oy vey shut it down

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>>741099587
hey flag anon, lets make a deal.

>>741099624
not gonna stop me though.

>>741099768
try it. I do not like the smell of cum, and much less inclined to actually taste it.

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>>741099939
you have my attention

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>>741099991
Izaya#1385.

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>>741100045
oh no

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This is too evil even for me... I'm out.

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>>741099798
so what's the problem?
you don't seem to have any other plan in mind. and like you said, if it doesn't work out, you just move on.
worth a try.
and if she gets her shit together, makes you a couple of rugrats, you are all set.

>>741099939
im never gonna taste it that shits just weird also i had warts all over my left hand and a few on my right hand (19 total) when i was 12-13 i dont know how i kept them hidden . when i masterbate i use spit for lube as im circumsised so that masterbation is easier how ever sliva helps warts spread a lot so eventually i got a wart on my dick and i never told anyone and eventually it went away

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>>741100112
Inzeresting -German accent-

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:D

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>>741097758
you've still got work to do

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:o

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;3

>>741085645
Why not.

I guess my only significant secret is that I'm a pervert, but because I lack the social skill or confidence to pull it off I avoid any sort of sexual topics and try to be low-drive around my friends. I think some know but it's honestly easier to keep living like this.

Desire-wise, I just don't want to be alone anymore. I like what I do with my time to myself and I like who I am for the most part, but I'm lonely, and there are things I do that would be more enjoyable with someone who also enjoys them.

Pretty boring I guess, but there's nothing wrong with a little mediocrity now and again.

>>741100294
There's no problem. However this was my deepest secret and I can't tell anyone except you. I shared my deepest desire with you there... that's all, I think. How would anyone on 4chan understand the gravity of this? The change is real. I would leave many friends behind and stop playing vidya for some years just to mention the least of changes. Not gonna wall of text you bro. Thanks for reading, let me give you a hug, before I leave. Have a nice time and thank you.

>>741100911
"good enough" is not a bad way to live though. but you might wanna work on that boring part.
as for being pervert, having fetishes is no bad thing, as longs as you don't act out on them against someone else's will.
and if you are lonely, try think of activity that brings people together.
walk your dog in the dog parks more often (get one lol)
join a local photographers club.
worst case, a gym.
take your friends to the bar more often.

I've thought to myself numerous times that if I do win the lottery, and after I pay off all my family's debts and cross out my bucket list, I'd kill myself or make myself disappear. I sincerely hope that changes after I start my new job.
I'd like a newer car and to give a cute girl cunnilingus. Fortunately, I should be getting the former within a week.

>>741101278
no problem, mate.
cya next time

>>741101506
In regards to my second desire, I was actually fired from my last job three months ago because I wrote to a coworker telling her I've wanted to eat her out.
I'm more upset when people show disgust when it's brought up than guilty about doing it.

>>741101506
well, yea, you called it a though alright. not a bad plan. pay of debts, do awesome stuff you've got there planed on your bucket list, have fuck awesome time, find joy in life, get a car, get a girlfriend and live happy ever after.
solid plan there, anon.
just lick the clit, anon. not the fuckin insides.