ITT: Crippling Depression
>she enjoys libraries, classical music, literature, and farmers' markets
>you're ignoring her
>>741083146
where do i sign up for a girl like this?
>>741083175
How sad
This will be me in 3 months
Turning 20
Starting college in one month
Had to take a year off with no friends
>>741083062
is he wearing a pedobear shirt?
>>741083340
>Had to take a year off with no friends
try taking 7 years off with no friends
actually don't. no one should ever have to go through what i went through.
>>741083688
>>741083655
Wasn't my fault had to move house after I finished school
It messed everything up for me
Lost all my friends. New town with only 400 people in it. Most are adults
Watched anime every day
Turned into a one piece weeb
>>741083077
I'll be her friend.
>>741083146
>boring, ok, good for her, and that's fun like once a month
what else does it do?
>>741084733
that t shirt
>>741084161
not if i'm her friend first
>>741084807
depressed at any speed
fuckit now I have to go and fap at some low tier whores so my self esteem can crawl abit
>be 22, no close friend(not mentioning gf), no occupation or hobby.
>>741084965
at least he got lovely home made cake
>>741085134
>>741085241
>ywn get a birthday pretzel
>>741085313
stop. i don't want feels.
>>741083340
>>741083877
I know that feeling
>Be 13
>Live in big town
>Tons of friends
>Discover LAN parties
>We have huge LAN parties every weekend
>Meet even more people
>More friends than I can handle
>Life is great
>Fast forward 3 years
>Be 16
>Still living the same great life
>One day parents ask to talk to me
>Parents say they're sick of living in a big town
>Decide we're going to move
>"It won't be far" they say
>It's literally almost 6 hours away
>Insanely small town in the middle of nowhere
>Population is just under 500 people
>No high school nearby so I have to do online stuff
>It's too far away for people to come visit
>No jobs or any way to make money
>Highest internet speed is 3MB down
>Closest town is over an hour away
>Only have one car and it's used for parent's work
>Live there for FOUR looooong years
>Finally move out and closer to town
>None of my friends live there anymore
>Back to being alone
Worst years of my life, I ended up making new friends, but I went literal years without having physical friends, I gained a bunch of weight and grew insanely depressed, internet was so bad I could barely do any games, MS was always 300+ and DCing every 2 seconds.
>>741083146
shes only 2 years old, im not a pedo
>>741086071
you are too autistic for her anyway
even wagecucks are immune
>>741086238
i cri evri time
>parents visit cake decorator
>"So tell me about your son. What does he like? What are his hobbies?"
>*sigh* "Well..."
>>741086883
delete this cake
>>741087094
it's realer that you'll ever know
>>741084733
moving too fast 4me2see
>>741085313
this one just hits too close to home. I'd sit down to him so he wont be alone
>>741085841
i hope things are better for you now.
>>741087711
what made it hit close to home?
>itt reasons im not celebrating my birthdays
>>741087916
4chan needs your pics
>>741088015
fuck
>>741088015
fucking feels
i didn't need them now
>>741087132
Quality
>>741083239
This though, dad is too disappointed to even get his fat ass of the couch
>>741085283
Now i want birthday pretzels
>>741088203
>>741088213
stop
>>741082980
it's basically impossible to be depressed if you quit watching porn and work out 30+ minuets a day.
>>741088015
I would have gone, but thats because I don't have many friends of my own
>>741088233
>Feels not because of his problem
>Feels because he has a caring family
>>741088614
>>741088367
kek
>>741088624
its basically impossible to quit watching porn and work out 30+ minutes a day
>>741084779
that's me @in/out in a few decades
>>741088913
>when your wife somehow stomachs the cyanide cookies you made her so you still have to celebrate her birthday
>>741084779
sorry brow-twat & her pal won't be laughing forever
>>741084779
...fuck
>>741089102
he goes there every day. maybe you'll run into him
>>741089140
that's his mom, but kek'd anyway
>>741083146
nice try ed sheeran
>>741089200
yeah old people are the worst
>>741082980
That cake looks pretty tasty, I can see why he's a little overweight.
>ywn
poor family doing their best
>>741089211
which one? LA/SFV?
if so, tell me when he's there and i'll go and chat with him.
>>741089614
kindness, warmth there
beyond the 4-alarm firecake
>>741086492
because his office was nice enough to get him a cake, during lunchtime?
>>741089991
spoiler: it's someone famous
>>741088785
I still watch porn and workout an hour a day
>>741082980
Tbh what the flying fuck is crippling depression? HOW THE FUCK DOES IT CRIPPLE YOU?
>>741090166
Its the kind of depression that cuts you down into nothing. The kind of depression that leaves you vulnerable to the cold sorrow of the world. It cripples you in the idea that you are broken and unfixable. The kind of pain that no mortal man deserves. It cuts away at your well being making you feel withered and dead inside...
>>741088624
you're basically retarded
>>741086883
>>741087132
Gott im Himmel!
>>741082980
nobody even celebrates my birthday anymore, so what does that say about my depression?
>>741084779
>that smug bitch who just had to include her face who hasn't even been through 1/1000th what that old dude has but still feels the need to mock him
Man I hope she gets cataracts and mauled by a bear
>>741090961
she and her tumblr friends got a good laugh over that senile old man
>>741088525
This one seems pretty happy to me.
>>741091488
a fake smile can't hide the pain in his eyes
>>741091160
Like how shallow do you have to be to find something like that funny though? I mean I like schaudenfraude as much as the next person but there's nothing humorous about an old man honouring his loved one
Well at least when life fucks them they'll get fucked over hard, what goes round comes around eh?
>>741091488
nah if anything he's the one that most likely an hero'd the very next day
>>741091719
if only karma worked like that
>>741084758
I know this guy irl
>>741084779
Can a man not fucking eat alone anymore?
>>741091672
>>741091769
not seeing it
>>741090383
faggot lol
>>741091719
>what goes round comes around eh?
Not usually. Also they are feminists, they have justified their mockery of men through centuries of victimization.
>>741083077
She going to an orgy after cake with her grandparents.
>>741091830
he's famous
>>741084733
serial killer /10
>mfw my birthday is next week and I will be totally alone, again
>>741085283
Who the fuck has an exit sign in their home?
>>741092031
only because she hates herself so much
>>741087181
>Watching wrestling on YouTube
Seems legit
>>741085313
The stuffed penguin in the pocket...
The lighter next to him...he lit it himself...
Triple feels, man...
>>741088015
Would have gone but didn't want to get robbed
>>741084733
looks like Paul Dano
>>741089140
Top kek
>>741089299
this looks like my grandpa in the last years of his life. makes me so sad. my dad is that old now, in a wheelchair. it breaks my heart that i don't get to spend any time with family anymore. cherish your loved ones, /b/!!!!!!!!!
>>741084733
he gets all that mlp pussy
>>741092409
>not even mention the boone's farm
>>741089562
more?
>>741092721
i live with my parents and haven't talked to either of them in weeks. come at me bro
>>741083239
What does it feel like, anons?
>>741083146
>NO
>>741083077
She's the sexy kind of ugly. That's rare.
>>741084779
Just looks like a man trying to enjoy a burger, I don't get these bitches anymore, they think therye smart for making fun of old people, and usually not old women, just old men.
>>741093208
>hasn't been to many comic cons
>>741083655
>>741093386
did you see the picture on the table?
>>741088624
Hooboy someone tell my brain that so I can stop feeling so shitty right now.
>>741093031
>>741093431
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>741083239
Total cutie
>>741088213
Truth
>>741082980
>>741083175
>>741083599
>>741085241
>>741085283
shit dude why are most of them 20
>>741088015
>birthday cake for 25th
>decent English
>Berkeley music festival
Probably a chill dude, feels bad.
>>741083022
that food and drink look tasty as hell for a party
>>741093595
>>741093604
You are missing out on a whole class of hotties. Yes it is a bad thing.
twitch tv thypnotics
>>741086071
>>741086188
shes fucking 11, you dumbass
>>741088614
I miss my grandma
>>741089614
>The name of the cleaner on the table
lul
>>741089140
I'd pay $10 for that joke
>>741084965
i cant get over that voss water bottle in a coozie
>>741086883
>toblerone and coffee
>>741094030
in my language "spic & span" just means very clean
>>741086883
This is probably the most anyone has ever liked toblerones
>>741094099
it's a patrician combo
>>741094099
I saw that too
I don't know what I expected when I opened this thread
>>741086883
>>741087132
Does life imitate art or art imitate life.
>>741082980
POOR WIDDLE FELLER
>>741089140
kek, good to see some of us coped with depression and can't relate anymore
>>741094547
>>741094356
wizards never feel regret
>>741082980
THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT A PARTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>741085313
on the bright side at least that wine looks like it's good enough to get you drunk
>>741089614
>spic span
>>741094742
>MM/DD/YYYY
Why.
>>741094938
Because best country on earth
>>741084779
Kek his wife is kill
>>741095117
Did you post that from prison?
>>741095117
Nah they do it DD/MM/YYYY in the best country on earth.
>>741086238
wtf is going on here. i didnt ask for these feels
>>741095271
When it's DD/MM/YYYY, I get to the DD and immediately wonder "well who gives a shit what day it is I need to know what month it is"
How do you cross that bridge, britbongs?
>>741088015
i threw a birthday party as a kid once and only two friends showed up. they looked bored af and couldn't wait for it to be over including myself. those 2 never talked to me again. ever since then i get discouraged about friends wanting to do something for my b-day feeling i'm going to let them down and they'll never want to see me again. don't know what's worse. lonebdaybro's situation or mine.
Muh own history.
>be me
>be 4 years old
>a wimp in
>3rd world country (mexico)
>i dont like wrestling
>"if you dont like wrestling you are shit"
>only 1 friend
>moving to west from mexico due my father's job
>ugly and a complete wimp and different spanish accent
>kids bulling me
>"i have anger problems"
>no friends
>3 years living with no friends
>yay, moving to south from mexico
>same again
>no friends but i have vidya gaems
>3 years more
>moving to east from mexico
>social skills lvl 1
>several years later
>now i have 17 yrs old and still lvl 1 social skills
>cry
This was my 18th birthday good times my grandma was the only one there
>>741090867
that youre whiny and had to tell someone. you are weak and will never improve.
>>741095473
hey, at least you have friends.
>>741094547
This remind me of what I wrote my cats grave.
"We don't know how old you were, but you gave us many lifetimes worth of love."
and now i cant see my keyboard
>>741085313
Who took the pic!? Also, for my bday I invite everyone 2 weeks ahead time to the titty bar. No one Evers says no because tits.
>>741095271
that's just more faggotry
ISO format for real men who want to alpha-sort their dates
>>741095594
damn an 81 year old using snapchat
>>741088015
the guy now has a bunch of friends after this went viral
>>741088614
she's just hoping and waiting to die...
>>741095623
thanks. i'll close the thread, you just ruined my night. but goodnight anon, i hope you're happy.
>>741095594
Is your grandma in an urn someplace in the room? Or was she baked into the cake?
>>741096167
lmao
Goddamn this thread depressed me.
>>741089614
they look happy enough
>>741090166
It literally cripples people, they can't move sometimes. It drains your energy completely, it's like being dead.
>>741086883
average /r9k/ brit user
>>741090383
Crippling depression is not even getting out of bed any more. It's not being sad because your mommy bought you just the double chocolate cake instead of the triple one.
Last b-day party I had was when I turned 12... invited half the damn school...only 4 showed... had to get rid of half the decorations because one of the faggots had latex allergy. I vowed never to have a bs birthday party again. 28 now, i rather celebrate with my and siblings because my family is heckin awesome. This year my little bro bought us tickets to go see RCP for my b-day.
>>741095717
>real men
>alpha-sort their dates
Beta detected, tri harda :-)
>>741095427
>When it's DD/MM/YYYY, I get to the DD and immediately wonder "well who gives a shit what day it is I need to know what month it is"
O rly?
>>741095674
yeah i've been lucky. i never call friends to hang out, they always call me and don't mind that i never call them at all. i guess i have a fun personality but naturally i avoid people in general. it sucks. i see i have potential but i'm so locked up in my own shell i know i'll just be that weird old guy who never got a gf and died all alone.
>MFW 25th birthday
>>741097099
she looks fucking amazing for 25
>>741097209
Thanks.
>>741097014
>i know i'll just be that weird old guy who never got a gf and died all alone
And your family has to cover for you when your nieces and nephews ask questions about why and they say you are disabled in some way that's why you never got married or have any girl in your life.
>>741097385
So what?
>muh pride
>muh family relations
Who gives a fuck
>>741097099
awooga
>>741088785
read stick with it by sean young
>>741097580
>also doesn't care what other people think about him
>>741097099
She's really cute. I wish we could make holidays less lonely for each other.
>>741097791
>>741097209
i think it's the camera angle, she's hiding some fat for sure
>>741097788
>doesn't care what other people think about him
His coolest feature.
You care what people think of you?
>>741097791
>>741097710
Well, fuck me sideways, These are not the responses I was expecting.
Thank you for making my day a little less shit, anons.
i always tell my family to fuck off with birthday cakes and shit,they know i have no friends,they even mock me about it,tell me they gonna invite the foster mansion of imaginary friends,its cool tho cuz im not a total loser,watching all this sad shit and playing the victim wont help you at all.
some are too far gone,some can get out of that shitty life.
i used to spend all night playing lineage 2,then sleep till 3 pm,i didnt wanted to get out of bed because of the shame,today i have a job,a nice haircut,i dont dress like a complete retard,and im gonna fuck pic related tomorrow for 40 bucks like i do every saturday
Know that you are NOT alone,but if you keep living like that you will be,and forever...
>>741097904
>You care what people think of you?
You are not motivated by what other people think? Then no wonder you'll go nowhere be a nobody for the rest of your life.
>>741083022
just him and his mom............
>>741098009
>Well, fuck me sideways,
Say no more.
I never realized how much of a fuck up i was or how bad my anxiety and depression was until i got a job. Dont get a job b. Shit sucks.
>>741098018
>40 bucks
where do you get prices like that? backpages?
>>741098031
>Then no wonder you'll go nowhere be a nobody for the rest of your life.
Assumptions.
Have fun hoping Becky thinks you look pretty in your new dress faggot.
>>741098018
>tell me they gonna invite the foster mansion of imaginary friends
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
>>741089562
Hot little whore
>>741098188
>>741098391
Have fun jerking off to idea that Becky would even say hi to you faggot.
>>741098240
its an estimate,i dont live in america
pic related has the softest skin i ever touched,great bitch indeed
>>741087181
product of poor parenting
>>741098540
ZINGER!
>I care what people think of me
Self conscious little beta, you're the virgin m80.
>>741097099
B-E-A-utiful. If only...
>>741083146
Well i guess there are some good women on this earth but they are even rarer than good males or basement/family house dwellers.
My question is how did these photos come to the internet.
>>741095581
>>741098690
>spends his days hiding behind a computer screen trying to act like he's edgy
I care what people that I care about think about me because they want me to grow as a person instead of being a retard with no goals or ambition like you.
>>741098726
don't take the b8 m8 she's not real.
>>741098938
i care about you and i think youre a faggot
>>741094742
that actually makes me sad to hear
>>741098972
She's as real as how perfect I imagine the rest of her looks. Checkmate, atheist.
You aint having it? good,me either,lets get together,we will make the whole world believe us,son...
>>741097099
Shit you are perfect. The half life jumper and everything. God damnit life is bullshit. I have a hunter and the black mesa and aperture mugs.
>>741098938
>I care what people that I care about think about me because they want me to grow as a person
So cute, so heartfelt.
Keep growing Mr self conscious, you probably could use a few inches LOL
>>741082980
Idk why everyone in these types of pictures look so depressed. in my country most young people move out around the age of 18 so we'd be more than happy to spend a big day such as a birthday with your parents / family
>>741098938
Hey, just passing by to let you know you're letting your friends down. For fuck sake look at where you are right now.
>>741099315
>Hey, just passing by
Stopped reading right there.
Kys
>>741099129
fuck sad shit,fuck bitches get money or go full elliot,you choose
pic related literally begs me to cum in her mouth and gives up the ass for free,50 bucks
>>741099205
>you probably could use a few inches
And you keep on being fat because you don't care that people know you are a fat ugly fuck
stop celebrating my birthday when i was 8, never got present thereon not even on christmas (cause of money). now my birthday and holidays are just like every other day
>>741095866
Sauce if u have
>>741099164
its a dead end anon, she is gone or never here and you'll never know her in real life.
>>741099494
>assumptions
I'm obviously superior to you, look at how self conscious and pathetic you sound.
>>741098586
jesus christ I'd pay $50 to fuck her
>>741099164
D'aww, thanks Anon.
Between the Half Life series and the Portal series, which do you prefer?
>>741099164
>>741097099
>typical nerd consumerism
omg shes so perfect. fucking grow up.
>>741099609
Assumptions based on reality. The fact that you don't give a fuck is a red flag for all of the above that I assumed about you because it's the likely scenario for someone with no motivation.
>>741099710
I've... played this dating sim before...
A. Half Life
B. Portal
C. tits or gtfo
Hmm... I'm going to have to go with C.
>>741093626
At 20 you realize you havent done shit in 2 decades, TWO FUCKING DECADES
If you're not 20 yet, you'll see by yourself
>>741099892
>motivation
No one said anything about motivation, this is about how pathetic it is that you actually care what people think of you.
>>741099684
gonna tap that ass next saturday in your honor anon
>>741099883
Yeah, I don't know what he was lookin' at. I'm a pale skin kinda guy. Ftftftftftftftt
>>741083239
The making of a brony
>>741100059
Wrong again moron, this is about how others motivate you to be a better person through their opinions of you. Which is lost on someone as dumb as you.
>>741087132
I bet he plays runescape.
Fucking loser. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>741085664
You feel something? Cool
>>741083724
kek
>>741099989
That only applies if I'm not adding anything relevant to the tried, like if my tits were the only thing I had to contribute.
Newfags seem to think that anyone without a dick posting here even neutrally is here for attention, which is not the case.
>>741095581
This is where I could tell you it's going to get better mexibro
but it wont
Buy some Tecate and drink them fast enough that you can pretend its going to get better
>>741083077
I see a nerdy girl who is probably a wild ass fuck, or will be after the first guy breaks her cherry!
>>741100367
>g-g-golly mister I just w-wanna make momma and popa p-proud of me!
Are you after a round of applause for trying to "better" yourself by caring what people think? LOL
>>741098831
>guy on a friday night on 4chan
>on /b/
>in a crippling depression thread
>calls someone pathetic
thats a larf
>>741100449
>That only applies if I'm not adding anything relevant to the tried,
again where are newfags getting this shit?
>>741085241
Check out the time and care on the placement of those candles
>>741100449
Can't blame an anon for trying.
Especially in a crippling depression thread?
Shameless.
>>741100654
Watch it anon, those edges on that fidget spinner of yours will cut you
>>741083599
That would make one sexy tranny
>>741088614
She's waiting for her grandkids to call.
When is the last time you called your grandparents or parents, /b/?
>>741100898
Nah, you really can't.
There's an overabundance of tits on the internet at least.
>>741100933
checked puto
>>741084758
Mmm that one would make another sexy fucking trap
>>741100912
ZINGER!
Maybe some of your depression would fade away if you stopped being so self conscious anon. Just relax a little.
>>741100449
At least post another pic to prove you're not just taking advantage of lonely anons with a crippling disease.
>>741083724
lol
>>741101069
>>741101093
let's recap:
>i know i'll just be that weird old guy who never got a gf and died all alone
I was trying to help you but you seem to have it all figured out now don't ya?
>>741101060
Yeah, but femnon tits are precious. All legal tits are worth admiring, no?
I had a party with all of my friends when I was 8.
At the party with kids when one kid gets a phone call.
His dad died nigger.
Wish I never had the party cus his dad wouldn't have been driving to drop him off.
Never celebrate again.
>>741088614
>>741098159
is not incest you felatio enhendrum
>>741089618
Get his story
>>741097099
honestly, how hard it is to be a woman (if that is really you)?
just go to any guy and say that you are "lonely" and done.
check your privilege, WHORE.
>>741083146
>you're ignoring her
Maybe when you're a teen, but when you're in your 20s these types of girls get snapped up quickly. This isn't even including ugly ducklings.
>>741101274
I figure once you see one pair of tits, you've seen them all.
>>741101108
If this were /soc/, maybe. But I'm also not here to hijack the thread with pictures of myself. I didn't originally post the picture to garner attention from lonely anons, but I too deal with depression and oddly enough had a lonely looking birthday cake picture,
>>741101268
Nice try, stop living your life to please others and you'll be happier.
>u get no gf LOL
chicks love guys that aren't beta self conscious sooky bois btw
>>741101405
You're not wrong, it's easy as fuck. I don't know how being female automatically makes me a whore, but if you say so Anon.
>>741082980
Guess I can vent here, I recently bought my gas son(not mine) a PS4, now I've been planning this for the last 7 months, saving every extra dollar I had. FF the day I buy the PS4 everything works, he's happy as fuck accepting me into his life n shit..... Today the PS4 keeps super overheating and turning into an airplane as soon as it's turned on, constantly ejecting any discs we put in aswell and grinding sound comming from the disc drive, Don't know if I can afford to get it fixed so I'm trying to find 4-5 broken ps4s to put together. Hate when you try your best and the world just shuts on you more.
>>741089562
One guess. Mom and Dad took the photo before she took the keys and split for a gang-bang set up in her honor by her uncle.
>>741083877
Dude, just go to the grocery store and get some groceries. Tomorrow, get up and go to the store and get groceries. Keep repeating
>>741101503
Says the faggot who is going to die all alone. Humans have a natural inclination to be in groups and to be social, it's in our DNA, if you betray your DNA it leads to abnormal behavior and sever depression like what you have.
>>741101573
Don't subjugate children to video games. Teach them a trade like selling crack.
>>741101474
Hey, if I saw your tits, I'd stop my search, too. Welcome to the thread.
>>741101474
>If this were /soc/, maybe
This thread is dying anyway, who cares if you hijack it. Which is why you are not real.
>>741101750
>if you betray your DNA it leads to abnormal behavior
Makes sense looking at 4chan over the past 6 years.
>>741101573
Warranty
>>741083146
https://youtu.be/yGOYjj2JCN0?t=49
>>741101750
>die all alone.
You keep saying that.
Downey junior rolling eyes.jpeg
>muh DNA
You care what others think, I don't. Without all your assumptions, and let's imagine we both live EXACTY the same life, who's better off?
Protip: its me.
Caring what others think: beta.
Not caring what others think: alpha.
I think were done here m8.
>>741097099
MWF= Married White Female. She needs a little fuck-boy on the side. Very hot MILF
>>741102102
>lives in a fantasy bubble
>thinks he won an internet tough guy argument by spouting alpha rhetoric
k were done lol
>>741101870
Just rolled my ass out of bed, but if you insist.
Check the exif data if you want proof that this was just taken, but I'm too lazy for a timestamp.
>>741102351
>yeah you rekt me
>I'm gonna stop living my life to please others
>thankyou
NP fam
>>741102394
you could've shown a pic of your body, what a fucking tease
>>741102394
How can someone as attractive as this be depressed? People normally gravitate toward them, even if some just want to get in your pants.
>THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD
>>741102350
fuck boy used to mean something entirely different
goddamn retarded millennial appropriation
>>741102572
Probably the same reason famous and rich people commit suicide.
>>741102627
Lmao fuck off grandpa
>>741102572
>people only get depressed because of their looks
Jesus, dude. Leave your house and meet real people once in a while.