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Rekt Thread /b/itches

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Rekt Thread /b/itches
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>>741074501
oh man, he got totally wrecked
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>>741074560
that's hot
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bumpy loompy
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bump di dump
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zimbawe
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>>741074399

Niggers being niggers
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>>741074677

Bikers are cunt. I hope this one will be sued.
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>>741074560
at least she was smart enough to take off her clothes instead of just running around for 5 minutes on fire

black women have it rough in da club
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>>741074399
lost.
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>>741076821

lol niggers
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>>741076638
The fuck is that named zyklon b? They hit an electrical wire
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>>741074560
Kek'd hrd
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>>741077266
Never heard of nervegas?
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>>741076695
ohhhhhh soooowwwyyy did his wittuw bike scwatch his big metal death machine and did dat twigguh you?! sowwy to make you expewience dat!!!
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>>741077266
new fag.
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>>741077421
This guy
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>>741077150
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>>741077614
never go full retard.
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>>741074440
that fire extinguisher never had a chance
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>>741074440
Was the fire extinguisher okay?
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>>741077417

is he died?
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>>741074677
>but bikes are dangerous and hard to control

That car got fucked up because he kicked it and didn't even fall.
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>>741076695
it's clear that the car was getting in the bikers lane, most likely on purpose, so he kicked at the car to let him know to gtfo his lane, and instead he made a aggressive swerve at the biker, sending his own car out of control and causing a multiple car collision.

tl;dr it was the faggot in the car's fault and he got what he deserved.
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>>741074440
> Comes out of nowhere
> Caps stupid nigger
> Disappears into smoke
> DoingGodsWork.jpg
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>>741077417
this was in India, he had those light up shoes kids wear, and they short circuited and killed him, those shoes got banned after this
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>>741077892
this must be fake
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>>741074616
Hey, it was more spectacular than most suicide jumps.
Pyrotechnics and shit?
Needed some fireworks to shoot off from the fire that hit the ground.
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>>741078139
Newfag detected
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>>741077614
When you don't realize how bad you're making what you're defending look.
Fuck sake anon.
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This is the most fun I've had on /b/ yet...!!!
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>>741076638
Nerve gas
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>>741078351
Nice
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>>741078351
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!
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>>741074677
Wow That's fucked
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>>741077266
It was nerve gas, fool. Yo can see it on the right side of the screen when it gets released. It drift all over them.
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>>741078467
I guess they don't teach stop drop and roll in China?
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>>741076638
Nerve gas
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>>741078604
This one I'm kind of surprised it didn't trip a breaker, but I guess too much resistance through the body?
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>>741078604

guy has a seizure and everyone just stands around watching... wtf is wrong with people.
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>>741077266
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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>>741077892
Damn dude took out a lot of them
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>>741078598
Chinese can't even pronounce "roll"
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>>741077417
I love how the driver uses his turn signal to get out of there..."Safety first"... or... last in this case
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>>741078210
I'm not a newfag, that video looks like a mexican tv show or something
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>>741078927
I often wonder why they didn't take the opportunity to ram the scaffolding away with the car...
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>>741078646
>>741078708
>>741078781
these are some alltime dash cam classics
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>>741078528

Love that camera man going to wide shot to capture all the potential action
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>>741078969
>mexican
So you are new and retarded?
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>>741077892
They dont do barn raisings anymore... just electrical pole raisings with masse electrocutions
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>>741078745
its 600 volts on the 3rd rail, the entire subway is hardwired to keep the current regulated, it will just keep feeding juice no matter what, i don't know if they have any emergency shutdown breakers like that. i should ask a nyc mta guy sometime.
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>>741078011
Thanks for the text transcript of what happened which I CAN SEE WITH MY OWN EYES
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>>741079027
he's a professional
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>>741078754
Gayest bait I've seen all day. Kys
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>>741074560
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>>741079092
>looks like a...
read that shit , son of a bitch
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DAILY DOSe OF DANK MEMES:
https://youtu.be/zs5wXYbTgzE
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>>741077892
Syrians are their own worst enemy
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>>741078708
GAS GAS GAS
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>>741076638
Fuck, I remember this one. It went on for 10 minutes or so, and one guy got cooked. It was horrible.
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>>741079133
When doing track maintenance, electrified railway workers will use a "ground strap" to ground the third rail to a regular rail (ground). The idea being, if the power gets turned on by mistake, the ground short will trip the breaker right away.

This photo is from an actual railway manual.
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>>741078053
Underrated
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>>741074560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J91ti_MpdHA
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>>741078011
>>741077614
>being trash in 2017
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>>741078139
You're a retard
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>>741078351
Fuck yeah.
This is why I love rekt threads
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>>741078467
Dim Sum, and den sum...
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>>741078528
She's hot
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>>741078754
Hes getting electrocuted you fuckin retard
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>>741078646

Still want to know if everyone in the yellow van or whatever was okay... looked like the wing tore it in half.
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>>741078351
Oh I'm fucking saving this one
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>>741078754
he lay down on the third rail you idiot... he's fried and electrocuted
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>>741077642
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>>741078781
Oooh! Free Apples!!
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>>741078855
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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>>741078754
It's ok he's a nigger
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>>741080005
Nerve gas newfag
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>>741074501
This is the funnyest video on all of 4 chan
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>>741074361
Why did the dumb fuck take two cases?
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>>741078467

but other than that, how did they enjoy the date?
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>>741079572
such a buzz kill when anons start pulling out manuals on a rekt thread
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>>741078969
There's just something about "I'm not a newfag" that gets me every time.
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>>741080374
There's more beer in two cases than there is in one case.
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>>741074560
when dat ass is fire.
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>>741078708
at least he got over to the shoulder to fix his car
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>>741079749
what is with you people and your irrational hatred of people on 2 wheels? i don't understand it.
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>>741076638
nerve gas is crazy
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>>741080511
I like to know why these things I work, I guess.

Like that poor cheating Brazilian girl that got rekt by a log to the head, followed by doctors explaining in detail the type of injury she likely had based on the type of seizure she was having.
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>>741080474
Nice... lol
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$5 is $5
https://youtu.be/bQXBuAJue8g
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>>741078898
I'm so sick of hearing this. It's the Japs that can't pronounce 'L's properly. Chinese mandarin uses the 'L' sound a lot actually.
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>>741080904
nani?! there's more to asia than japan?!
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>>741081057
savage
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>>741074677
Checked. Story? Did the cyclist get caught?
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>>741078604
Hit the third rail & go dumb.
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>>741078011
>so he kicked at the car to let him know to gtfo his lane

>What are horns?
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>>741081008
Gave me a good chuckle
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>>741081272
this is what trump supporters really wants
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>>741078011
You're a reatrd. The bike could have just slowed. Instead he kicked the car, causing the driver to hit the brakes. He crashed.

Bikers fault.
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>>741081008
The next day OSHA was created
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>>741081509
The biker was at fault for denting the car with his foot. Not for the car's retaliatory attempt at road rage followed by some of the worst driving I've ever seen.
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>>741081272
Should've built that wall.
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>>741081482
It's what I want. To hell with all nonwhites.

I WANT TO SEE NIGGERS GETTING REKT
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>>741077959
No retard the car driver tried to hit the biker back and ended up wobbling
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>>741078053
>>741079635
no, nobody thought it was funny enough to respond to samefag.
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>>741081482
You say that like its a bad thing.
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>>741081601
The reaction of the driver was too quick to be road rage. Look like he panicked.
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>>741080778
Same I agree.

Details on the girl tho hemorrhage?
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>>741078107
False.
Nothing gets banned in india except clean water
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>>741082349
Take the accident analysis to another thread!!! sheesh!
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>>741074501
please, I need the sauce
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>>741082387
Apparently destroyed the C2 (or other similar, nearby spinal vertebrae.) They said the seizure she was having usually would come on much later, and the fact that it came on immediately was a sign that death was imminent.
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>>741082645
So you suggest I take it to a different thread and hope someone posts that webm?

Or start a 'accident analysis' thread?

Are you autistic?
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>>741082847
Fuck that's brutal, now I know.
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>>741082885
Or you could post the webm and continue your waste of time analysis.. in the thread.

Post another rekt webm or move on! it was an accident.. and a hilarious karma one at that
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>>741074501
MIND THE DOGGO!
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>>741078011

Thats near Newhall, CA, its an HOV (for more than one person, motorcycles are ok), there are a lot of butthurt spanish that live in Palmdale/Lancaster and I wouldn't doubt that the car shouldn't have been in that lane, but was just trying to be an asshole.

Its not uncommon for people to ger in a hurry and then move into the HOV lane, more than likely he cut the motorcyclist off and middle fingers shown, and this is the result.
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>>741080066
nice dub dubs
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>>741074501
that nigger is weak as hell
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>>741083332
1 away from quads. check my dubs
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>>741083555
HOLY SHIT
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>>741078855
Holy shit that guy is ripped apart by a post lamp.
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>>741083708
that filename
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>>741074560
I lost my shit
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>>741083845
>windshield wipers
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>>741074677
Who is liable?
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>>741083178
did he survive?
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>>741079337
But anon, it doesn't "look like a" >mexican tv show
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>>741083983
Is she even ded? Didn't looked too bad.
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>>741084048

nein.
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>>741082847
post related material
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>>741083983
Looks like she was trying to cross over from the other platform, realized she wouldn't make it, but went for one of the guys holding his hand out, then decided to run back, but then just kind of freaked out when she realized it was all over and hid her face in her hands?

Really weird behavior, but doesn't look like a suicide to me.
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>>741074361
Nigguhs beez drankin' "Natty Daddy", not
some spic piss like Corona
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>>741083983

I feel really sad, she was not resdy for death..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FGe1Tp5krQ
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>>741077417
The one guy who was looking up got fucked. Also, why didn't he drive the car into the scaffold!?
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>>741074616
Now did you see how two objects fall at the same speed even when they are at different mass, there is science here.
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>>741081008
Lost
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>>741083983
>women
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>>741084210
I could never watch the end of this, too much blood.
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>>741074440
I would've taken advantage of that extinguisher
haze to pump another couple of rounds into that
nigger.
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>>741081008
>>741084409
meant to link to this post
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>>741080374
What a retarded question. You're an idiot
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>>741078708
love how it just meanders into the frame
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>>741077642
TFW obviously a demo
The dude used a Virtual Machine so he could capture the video, quarantine the virus that could of potentially spread to the rest of his PC/Network just so he could get a video of what to avoid.
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>>741084561
nerve gas
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>>741074501
Ship every stinking one of those niggers
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>>741078467
"Half off meal next time."
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>>741083322
you too
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>>741084561
thats some final destination shit right there
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>>741078781

Other truck driver be like, How do you like dem apples!?
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>>741074677
>lol what is clutch
gotta love automatics
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>>741074361
saw the white dude, he was watching the whole time.
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>>741084409
the missed upper cut at 2:52 holy fuck i lost it.
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>>741078604
Nigs think they can do anything
Jumps down then takes a nap like lazy niggers do then rips a fat blunt scaring all the whites
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>>741084314
"Ams dat Wendy's "Diablo" sauce? 'Cause Ase lubs dat sheeit!"
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>>741084539
Course you would, tough guy
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>>741084072
Looks like the opening scene of "2001-A Space Oddesy"
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>>741083332
Caution floor is slippery when wet
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>>741081057
More of this
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>>741074560
jamal forgot to put a tyre on her neck
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>>741084992
South Americans are just a bunch of monkeys barely out of the jungle. Can't even sharpen a machete to do some actual damage before you and your drugged up moron pal decide to try and hack a woman to death.
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>>741085053
VeryTrue.
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>>741084508
Don't worry anon

He makes it out alive and well and they all go for cervezas together ;-)
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>>741083659
I hope that was a nigger who greased-up the track.
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>>741083178
Hopefully this catches on as the newest nigger fad...
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>>741076695
You are an illiterate piece of shit.
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>>741083332
would not buy
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>>741081482
All they have to do is simply stay in their own
shitty countries...
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>>741074560
Is this what is meant by "kek?"
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>>741085475
nigger probably has a full, free ride on
Medicaid.
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>>741074677
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>>741078708
holy shit this must be russia
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>>741076821
fucking tyrone
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>>741085211

Alright I might watch it :)
>watches it
You son of a gun!
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>>741077614
cringe... go kill yourself faggot
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>>741085534
Perhaps if we hadn't spent the past 50 years turning their countries into warzones they would be more inclined to stay.
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>>741083332
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???

HE ALMOST PICKED THAT OLD LADY UP AND THEN HE DRAGGED HER INTO THE POOL WHILE SHE WAS LYING ON THE GROUND.

AND AFTER THAT HE WAS STILL FIT ENOUGH TO JUMP INTO THE POOL BY HIMSELF TO HELP THE LADY OUT OF IT (what is not on video because the one who filmed it is a racist arsehole and wanted to spread anti nigger propaganda)
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>>741078855
Too bad those weren't niggers at
Black Bike Week in Myrtle Beach, SC
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>>741084666
>implying a bunch of drunk white frat bros don't do the same
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>>741084508
Video disgusts me but at the same time is intriguing. Watching for the exact moment the victim dies. The final expression on their face and how sudden their limbs droop down.
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>>741085638
lost
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>>741077417
What is it with all of these 'move scaffold into power lines' videos? Why do they need to do that anyway, and why aren't they the least bit cautious about it? Or did they all happen before our collective internet understanding of the inherent dangers of this task?
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