ITT: We post pics of ourselves for other anons to judge. Post

so post your face faggot

>>741064680
Pussy faggot

>>741065003
Nah. Post your body.

>>741065336
Are you a terrorist?

>>741065535
Are you a school shooter?

>>741065413
No

>>741065619
That's good I was worried you were a terrorist.

>>741065598
Funny story, I gt expelled for terrorist threats.
But that's because I'm dumb and I thought if i took the blame for her she'd fuck me.
She dropped me like a bad habit after I was arrested.
What a cunt.

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This is me. This is how I am. Would you fuck me?

>>741066516
No because I'm not gay but thanks anyway.

>>741066232
Never do stupid shit for pussy. That's a life lesson for you.

>>741066637
fair enough.

>>741066516
>>741065535
>>741065336
>>741064680
Take this shit to /soc/

>>741067611
Take this shit to go fuck yourself I do what I want.

>>741067937
Where is 'go fuck yourself'?

>>741068169
just past up yours

>>741066516
Unless you are into femdom no one will fuck an Auschwitz tier dude

>>741068553
That's not what the horny, sweating men of /b/ said last time I posted. Something tells me you're just jealous of my body. And for that I am sorry for you.

>>741068497
Great, now get the fuck out of here.

>>741068901
You know you don't have to participate in this thread. I mean, no one's forcing you to be here. So you must be here for a reason (probably a closeted homosexual and/or a fat neckbeard). But tell me if that's wrong

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i mean why not

>>741069472
Post dick

>>741069092
>Closeted Homosexual
Homosexual - a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.
Nope, I am male and I am attracted to females.

>fat neckbeard
Nope, I'm quite fit. 6'0, 77.1KG.

Your points are invalid. There are posts SPECIFICALLY on /soc/ for these types of post.

>>741069508
no dick tho

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>>741069557
But again, you don't have to be here. But you are. So you want to be here. it's like a 99.99% chance the people posting will be male. So you want to see males, in order to rate them. That's pretty gay, but what do i know...

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>>741064680

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>>741069775
Post your underwears. I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>741069472
cute, would have a coffee with to later be disappoint more than your you disappoint your parents

>>741069955
nah im good. you do you tho.

>>741069984
the only thing disappointing is your lack of understanding when it comes to the english language

>>741070036
I'm gay anyway. Just trying to make awkward conversation. You go girlfriend, etc. etc

>>741070113
you're doing one hell of a job making this awkward then

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Dad Bod comin thru

>>741070080
im swedish so i dont need to care

>>741070197
thanks, I appreciate that.

>>741070211
cringe as fuck, typical "i need tattoos guy", enjoy your shitwork

>>741070211

do you beat up your children? You look like you've punted a kid's head or two.

>>741069867
That's a strawman argument.

I came here in order to say >>741067611. Obviously I want to be here otherwise I wouldn't have clicked on the thread.

>it's like a 99.99% chance the people posting will be male
Tell me where there fuck you got this statistic from, you're pulling that straight out of your ass.

>So you want to see males
No, I want to tell fucking faggots like to go to another board which has threads dedicated to this shit.

>That's pretty gay, but what do i know...
Nothing, you wouldn't know shit from what deluded comment you just wrote.

Respond to that you incompetent nigger.

>>741070256
you're right. you dont need to care.

>>741070272
be proud anon.

>>741069775
Ew you have the bleeding one then, gross!

>>741070211
What do you do for a living?

>>741070298
I have no kids, never had a GF, and never been in a fight

>>741070353
ikr i fucking hate pms fucking sucks and it hurts. wish i had a dick.

>>741070306
What are you so angry about? Why does it matter to you so much? You mystify me.

>>741070381
Tattooing and welding

>>741070381
Professional barista

>>741070381
getting fucked in the ass for money

>>741070399
Not angry. Just stating facts, if this thread wasn't on /b/, another, possibly better, more entertaining one would replace it.

>>741070381
Proffesional 4chan troll, get post trap and bbc threads and to save people who post on faces of /b/ thread for the government

>>741070611

I doubt that. Instead of looking at this thread you could've been somewhere else and might have found a more interesting thread than this.

>>741070761
Could've. Don't need to though, I got 5 threads open, this being one. Nothing else that interests me right now

>>741071018
Oh. Well it was nice talking to you.

>>741071098
k nigger

I'm white though. Maybe I'm black on the other side of my skin, I don't know for sure. But same to you, you massive cunt.

>>741070445
good money

>>741071738
its pretty decent, usually gross 100k a year

>>741070211
I don't want to like your tats but I kinda do. Especially the majoras mask one. Get that butterball body in shape and it'll all look pretty decent.

>>741070398
All women wish they had a dick, even if they say otherwise. Also, post tits maybe?

>>741070611
That's the dumbest thing I've read on /b/ in at least the last 10 minutes. Congratulations.

>>741072977
10 minutes isn't a large time thread, I'm cool with that.

>>741064680
your left leg is shorter than your right. you should see a chiropractor. im sure your spine is messed up. i have same body type and do the same exact thing.
seriously. see a chiropractor, its not expensive at all for just an exam

>>741070211
> Dad bod

More like Chad bod

>>741073077
But it's /b/ though.

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Why not :p

>>741073100
Seriously? I do have problems with my lower back and my mom has had both hips replaced and back problems and she thinks it's because her legs are different lengths too. Is that shit genetic??

>>741073431
Paint your hair a crazy color to distract people from your horrible face. Smart move.

>>741069472
OP here. What do you think of my body?

>>741073315
meh

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Im holding a towel in the pic

>>741073612
Cutie. I like your face girl. What do you think of my body? (Op)

>>741073576
i mean it's ayt i guess.

>>741074715
Fair enough. You're pretty cute. Thanks for sharing.

>>741074790
thanks for being a decent human being op. bless u. also thanks.

>>741074715
Don't lie to him, he looks straight out of Auschwitz, if you don't give him criticism then he can't improve.

>>741069472
Are you chinese?

>>741074850
you're right. op u need to improve or i want ride your dick. that should be good motivation.

>>741074875
nope.

>>741074932
What then?

>>741075020
south east asian.

>>741075063
I was pretty close...
Where were you going there?

>>741075279
ah home. just got back from vacay.

I'll brave a shirtless

>>741074850
>>741074932
lol yea I know I'm skinny but I eat a ton I just have a really high metabolism and live an active lifestyle so I never gain weight. And it's ok girl I'm married and I don't cheat but thanks for the motivation I appreciate it.

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im self conscious about my arms they look kinda skinny compared to the rest of my body.
im also kinda hairy for a 20yo

>>741075629
good job anon. work hard.

>>741075380
Your shoulders look deformed. Hit those traps harder you silly fuck

>>741075648
i mean that dick looks pretty good

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>>741064680
hey, I do have a pectus excavatum too

>>741075648
Your arms look 20, your torso looks 45, and your dick looks African American. So uh... good job bro.

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>>741075648
Your arms look fine compared to your GIRTH
>>741074028
At least you remembered your towel
>>741073431
Get some bio oil to smear on your face daily, an exfoliant, and cut your hair and you'll improve a lot.
>>741073172
I had a picture of you saved on my phone accidentally and I deleted it last week. Damn. I could've creeped you out
You look much better with less hair on the top of your head and more on your mug. Keep it up
>>741070211
If you are gonna cover your body in art you should at least pick good artists
>>741069955
Mods
>>741069917
Niqqa your forehead is like 40% of the surface area of your face. Nice eyes though

>>741075648
Hit the gym. You have a very solid base which you can build upon

>>741076140
Agreed. Anon is like 2 months away from being a stud muffin

>>741076140
i really want to start going to the gym but theres none near me, i have been swimming and doing chin ups and pull ups everyday but it will never build the body that i want, i want to start lifting and gaining weight and go bear mode

>>741076197
awww

>>741076003
thanks ?

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Tickle to ribs

>>741076328
Get the fuck off /b/ Kane

>>741076299
Body weight fitness is not a bad option anon. It's all about the number of reps though. Keep increasing reps everyday. Do some ab work. Planks, Crunches

>>741076365
Whos kane?
Needles Kane?

>>741075312
Where'd you go? Did you have fun?

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Checkem

>>741076493
Nvm false alarm. You have a bigger bulge
Work out though you damn hairless moptopped twink

>>741076527
Whelp. There goes that. Rip

>>741076455
i have been losing some weight from swimming, i dont really want to lose weight though but i have no other way because theres no gym here.

>>741076534
I'll take that as a compliment, I do really need to workout, hair thing is not fixable. I can't grow much

>>741065336
10/10 would procreate with.

>>741075629
Guess you gotta eat more...

>>741066516
Put a wig on and I will

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Rate my bicep /b/

Clutter in background is bc I'm moving

>>741075957
>>741076527
How do I activate sexy dadmode?

>>741076673
Are you half asian? Or what? Guy i knew was adopted and i never figured out what he was

>>>/soc/

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>>741076816
shit man I look like a dad
time to spread my eggs I guess, too bad i'm gay
do you like biking?

>>741077171
>/b/
>random
Fuck off newfag lol

>>741077171
Exactly, that's what I said >>741067611

>>741077232
How does that prove anon is a newfag?

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>>741077232

>>741076807
chicken arm

>>741076885
I'm not half Asian or adopted
I ain't American either so take that as you will

>>741077232
>he thinks content that belongs in other boards perfectly is tolerated on /b/
The pony posters would like to have a word with you

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I hate my hips/love handles

>>741077712
you look fine

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>>741078307

>>741076127
"Accidentally". Okay sure. Was it the same one I just posted?

>>741077208
depends on what kind of biking and the distance

>>741078372
No it was you with no facial hair
I remember it because i saw it in my downloads and thought "whotf is this"

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>>741079293
Better one

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>Post your pic and don't be a pussy, faggots

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>>741079293
>>741079346
Solid 8.5. But you are not showing the front of your lower body. Hope you didn't slack on that.

>>741077208
I'd like to know how long it takes for you to run 5 miles.

>>741075380
Very enjoyable, depends if you like to take it or give it.

>>741069472
Show something off. how slim are you?

>>741080481
Do you shave or are that way naturally. If it's mother nature, that's an 8 for what's visible.

>>741080583
naturally, such is life

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ok

>>741081176
Nice body femanon, can't see face or ass, but just for body I'd say 7/10.

>>741081176
>stupid collage of shitty pics in the backround
>room messy as fuck
>dyed hair, won't show face

Such a common whore. 4/10 mundane as any other cheap whore. The hot body won't save it. I bet she has an ugly face and is stupid as fuck. Also why even post here? Can't she fucking read?
>Post your pic and don't be a pussy

>>741080068
I don't run good, biking doesn't prepare you well for running. You have a fine breath, but your muscles and joints will crash and burn, I tried.

tl,dr probably 35 to 40 minutes, I don't run good

>>741082757
Is English your native language?

>>741082967
no, i'm french. Is it that obvious?

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>>741082473
Here's face seeing as you asked so nicely

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>>741083370
you look nice
what kind of drinks do you like?

>>741083370
Holy shit don't give me nightmares you fucking succubus
>That red eye stare of death

>>741076127
>Mods
explain

>>741081176
that's a 10 tho

Otherwise known as would drink wine with and cuddle in a romantic room with a lit fireplace and proceed to have passionate sex with/10

>>741082967
Your English is much better than my French, so well done.

>>741084368
Oops. Should have tagged. >>741083090

>>741083370
Now all you gotta do is get naked.

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R8

>>741084739
If you rotate your feet outwards your legs look bigger

>>741084920
Thanks, I hate how chicken that pic makes my legs look.

>>741084739
4/10. Things are out of proportion and not fully developed

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>>741064680
Nice try FBI

>>741084739
do more squats, legpress and lunges bro
It's not cool to skip legday, otherwise you seem to have a nice body (nohomo)

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lmao

>>741085434
brock

>>741085434
Are you a trap anon?

>>741085507
brocs bf*
>>741085527
no i am male.
cant you see?

>>741068766
>jealous of my body
dud
im fucking 16 and have more muscle than your scrawny ass no one is jealous of you
>also inb4 underage & b&/MODS

>>741064680
Low testosterone faggot, probably voted for Bernie or Shillary

>>741085647
>im fucking 16
retard also post benis

>>741070306
>i came here in order to say [post]
and you're still here to argue on /b/ cause you don't have a life

>>741085629
huh whats your name then?

>>741070398
no you don't

>>741086285
That moment when you're arguing with me. kek

>>741086330
cockwizard

>>741069917

dupreeh?

>>741085629
Yeah, you know what a trap is right?

>>741069917
Conan?

>>741086647
hes a femboy

>>741086647
a male that looks like 100% convincing female until you find out they have a dick

do you know what a trap is? seems you dont

>>741086969
>5 toothbrushes
for what purpose

>>741087043
For brushing my 5 teeth.

>>741087043
stays with mommy and daddy and his 2 siblings

>>741081176
OP here. You are sexy as hell. What's your opinion of my body?

>>741085704
Good god no. I voted for Trump. Hillary and Bernie can suck a dick. Sorry I don't have enough testosterone for you. My wife doesn't seem to mind.

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Judge me

>>741087383
You should go to the gym OP

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>>741080068
My legs aren't jacked but I do squats. I could stand to lose a bit of weight...
>>741079346
>>741079293

>>741087742
shave your fucking 12 yearold boy facial hair and maybe

>>741087817
I did today

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>>741085705
no benis cause im sure there's some weird clause that could get me in shit so here's face instead

>>741087765
Noted. Thanks.

>>741087862
do it every day

>>741087871
eh good enough

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My mind's tellinnn me nooo

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>>741088007
Better?

>>741087871
Also did I say rate me? Rate me

>>741088162
yes

>>741088144
Why does it look like this was taken in the 70's?

>>741088715
Dunno, bad lighting I guess.

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>>741064680
Once upon a time I was a normalfag. Then an emo fag. Now a /b/fag. What do my /b/ros think?

>>741089650
extrafaggot/10

>>741089650
Now you're just a fag

>>741089650
The pentagram doesn't make you look cool.

>>741088162
Age? be honest