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Let's see if you could be a good detective.
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>>741057580

the muslim sand monkey, obv

#3
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What the fuck do you want from us no shit "hurr dee durr" it's the muslim.
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>>741057580
3 and not because she is a muslim, but she is the only one who can go in to the woman's wc and go out without making a scene
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>>741057580
#4
No knife at the table
Wearing a red shirt so blood wouldn't show up
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>>741057616
/thread
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>>741057580
4 is the only one missing a knife
But he’s white, so it couldn’t have been him.
By process of elimination it has to be the sand niggar due to the victim not wearing a burka.
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>>741057580
Number 4 doesnt have a knife anymore since its in the bathroom, he's the killer
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>>741057616
#4 Yep, Handbags are haram if made out of leather since the animal might not have been slaughtered according shariah. She didn't come in with that bag. Can't be politically correct as a cop.

I bet you all liberal retards would call you a racist for pointing out #4
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>>741057580
4. He doesn't have a knife
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SOCIETY
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>>741057687
he's clearly mexican
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>>741057687
#5 the nigger already ran out.
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>>741057580
3, she stole the knife from 4 in order to pretend she still had hers, but the waiter took away her cutlery before bringing dessert. That's why she has a knife and no fork, she shouldn't have either.
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>>741057580
well, both 1 and 4 could be it bc we know 4 is missing a knife and 1 could be, but 4 is the only one with a table set for 2 and is missing a knife, so 4 killed his wife
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#1 is suspect as fuck. Just sitting there, not willing to face us.
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>>741057947
but where is the chair?
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>>741057738
False as fuck, you can even use pig skin to make leather in Islam you just can't eat it.
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>>741057657

Neither does #1 batman.
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>>741057687
>>741057657
>>741057715
he is holding the knife.
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>>741057580
4, his red shirt would match the blood and conceal it and hes the only one who doesnt have a knife

Other possibility- 1 because we cant see if he has a knife or blood stains

Last but not least, op is a faggot and the answer is none of them because the real killer fuckin booked it
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>>741057616
Good theory if it weren't for one little thing.

What business would someone from sandland have in a bathroom when there are perfectly good streets outside?
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>>741058072
he's holding a fork
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#4 his shirt is half pulled out like he was in a struggle
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>>741057655
Plus, plate and handbag are both empty
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>>741057580
None of them are black, the killer obviously got away
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It's the Muslim
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#2 is clearly tearing his victims heart apart right there in the middle of the restaurant. That's why the waiter looks so horrified.
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What's up with number fours plate?
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>>741058101
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4 or 1
no knife
can't really see with 1 though
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>>741058092
You win. I manipulated you by giving you options. She actually committed suicide.
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>>741058204
or he was feeling rapey, but couldn't get it hard.
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>>741058336
its happened to all of us atleast once
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>>741057580
The nigger that killed her is long gone by now. Case solved, lets just put some crack on some random coon and well call that karma.
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#1 is killer. His table still has his playing. But the waiter just bussed the dead woman's plate and glass. Presumably the man knows she won't return to the table.
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2 eZ
The chef doesn't have a knife
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>>741057580
>dead in woman's bathroom
Clearly the muzzy did it, not because I'm racist but because she is the only other woman. How would one of the guys kill her if they cant even go in there?
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>>741057580
It's the waiter. Looks at this face
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>>741058561
you just have to say that you identify as one nowadays
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>>741058672
clearly he knows something
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>>741057580
The waiter, he moves around unnoticed and has access to all the utensils. Bitch probably didnt tip.
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>>741057580
They are all mudslimes, ya dinguses.
But the killer is the man in red.
Disheveled, nervous, and eating with his hands because no knife. Also he is closest to the bathroom. And last but not least,
HE LEFT A BIG CHUNK OF HIS SHIRT NEXT TO THE WOMAN.
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>>741058561

Don't assume the gender or race you white male!!!
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The door is open, mother fucker dipped out, pushed the waiter out of the way on the way out, thats why he looks so shocked
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>>741058101
>designated
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>>741057580
The waiter took knife off table behind the guy and stabbed the woman
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>>741057864
/thread
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>>741058754
The woman on the right is obviously related to the dead one too. Maybe a sister. Her sister left to use the restroom, hence the open purse and the concerned look on her face that she hasn't yet returned.
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>>741057580
this is bait made by muslims
> post this anywhere
> wait for a white man to point out the headscarf wearing woman is the only one who can go into the bathroom unnoticed and therefore the killer
> rage and blame white racist society
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>>741057580
None it's that waiter numbers are irrelevant
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>>741058820
THE NIGGER EVEN STOLE THE THINGS OUT OF HER THE BAG
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>>741057580
Clearly it was #2
He carved off one of her breasts and grafted it to himself
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>>741058956
And off her plate
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it clearly was a suicide
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>>741059167
Yeah sure, because you can just stab yourself and put the knife away from that position
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>>741057580
3 shes the only one that isnt eating. Who could eat after a murder? The cup on her table suggests that shes been waited on
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>>741057580
3 obviously.
She could enter the ladies room without suspicion and stabbings cause a lot of blood to splash everywhere, she has the purse to bring a change of clothes and hide the bloody ones.
Also she's a Muslim.
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>>741059227
Just look at her face, that isnt the face of somebody who just got murdered. That is the face of sweet release.
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it's clearly the waiter, because he is evil, shown by him not even filling the fucking cup of #3
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#2 still has his knife
#3 is the only one that finished eating so I consider that her alibi
#4 came alone since he doesn't even have another chair in front of him.

we know nothing about #1 so he's to most suspect
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>>741057657
You might be right. His untucked shirt probably means there was a struggle. And is missing utencil
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Number 4 is a muzzie offed the bathroom chick for not wearing a hijab and following Sharia law.
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>>741057580
#1
>He's the only one without a visible knife, the suspected murder weapon is still in the bathroom. Either she did it to herself, or her date did it to her
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Once again, 4's biggest clue is HE LEFT A BIG RIPPED OFF CHUNK OF HIS SHIRT NEXT TO THE BODY AFTER A STRUGGLE. And they are all Muslims. How many white folks you know with brown skin and black hair?
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>>741057616
FPBP
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>>741059374
she didnt even get served. You can see this because her cup is empty, as are her plate and her bag
She didnt get served because you can see that she doesn't have any money, as you can see by the bag
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>>741057657
blood very quickly dries brown
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>>741059446
its blood you inbred piece of shit
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>>741059446
>implying muslims are the only degenerates who match that description
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>>741057580
The murderer is 4chan. She became an hero because we told her to.
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>>741057580
a nigger
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>>741059446
That's dried blood. Dumbass
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>>741059625
new fag
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>>741057580

There is blood.

Missing knife.

Women restroom. Only muslim can enter, but she still has knife, although she could have used one from other table.

The red guy possibly. But even on red clothes, blood can be seen, and his left hand is not clear in this picture.

Signs of struggle. Can't stab person without getting dirty.

So it's either 3 or 4.
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>>741057580
The waiter.
Got tired of her shit ordering a #6 but altering it to make what is clearly a #8, and to separate the calories because she doesn't want to get fat.
Man that would make anyone want to kill that stuck up bitch.
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>>741059736

The muslim bitch also has something on the cheek. Indicates possible injury which occurred during fight.
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>>741057580
Number 4. She was his wife.
>no knife
>closest to the women's
>chef is freaking the fuck out looking at him
>red shirt to hide the blood
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>>741059838
nigga, you dumb
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>>741057580
It's not 4. He has no motive. The killer is probably someone she knew: someone who came with her. 4 is seated alone. And if 4 was going to kill her, why would he do it in the middle of his meal then return to it. The lack of people in the restaurant would make it to obvious that he was gone the same time as her.
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I would say the Muslim lady, but since when can women do a good job like that. Not even a speck of blood on her dress from stabbing.

It would have to be 4.
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>>741057580
I don't care who did the murder, but that disgusting sand ape should be in jail regardless.
Disgusting wastes of oxygen
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>>741059880

Lets see. Then again, 3 rd chair is untouched as well.
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>>741059736
>still has knife, although she could have used one from other table
She probably has an entire arsenal of weapons under that sharia blanket
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>>741057927
That's actually a pretty damn good theory.
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>>741059914
You realize that there is oxygen in prison cells right?
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>>741059984

The bag is open. Possible.
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1 or 4

1 looks very sus
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>>741057580
4 because he has no knife in his hands unlike the rest
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>>741057580
I say number 3. She is not actually Muslim, though: that is a disguise. Anyone who tries to prosecute her or even suspect her would be labeled racist and "islamaphobic" (even though Islam is not a race). Win.
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>>741057927
how do you steal someones knife while they are fucking eating
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>>741059990
Death row nigga,
Send em right to the electric chair, all of em.
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>>741060063

Well first is far away. And also, the blood would get him, so I think he can't be the killer.

Cheek on the muslim bitch
Missing knife on red guy.
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>>741057580
Google image search only returns results in Arabic. What the hell, OP.
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>>741057580
It was suicide.
The victim was transgender and noticed that """her""" male features when looking in the mirror
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#3 stole the knife from #4 and was about to put it into her handbag
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>>741057580
3 because it's a Muslim. I wanted to say it's a woman's bathroom and 3 is the only woman there, but 1,2 and 4 could just as easily identify as female and be allowed in because everyone is progressive.
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>>741060166

As I mentioned she has cheek which supposedly is a sign of struggle, so yes, she's the first one to be interrogated.
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The muslim cunt stabbed the woman, then put on the sharia blanket so people wouldn't see the blood and if anyone tried to say something she would get out of it by telling them that they are islamophobic
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>>741060147
Hmm that could mean something then. An Arabic comic with an Arabic suspect.
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>>741060166

>>741060095
this
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>>741060281

Doesn't make much sense.

If you are stabbing person, the blood would hit you in the front.

Wearing blanked wouldn't change much.
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4 No knife
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>>741059598

Number 4 has his shirt ripped off at the bottom
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1, facing open door easier to run away
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>>741058057
Might want to put your glasses on, he's using it to cut the steak pogchamp.
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>>741060409

Yup. Just noticed it. Right, on all assumptions considered. It's 4
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>>741057580

#3 is surprised for not having a knife so no.
#4 has no knife and has red cloth ripped from his shirt, so its him.
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>>741059687
>dried blood
Are you trying to be retarded or are you a natural?
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>>741060498

Or they both conspired to kill her.
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3 has a suicide vest
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>>741057580
It was number 1. No knife on table plus the fact that it is a trans male and they live in Texas so she has to use the bathroom that corresponds to the sex on the birth certificate
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>>741060498
It's the women's washroom
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>>741057580
The guy who act as waiter...he has a chef hat and the glass on the wrong hand
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>>741058713
he knows there a dead bitch in the bathroom
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>>741060698
This. Why would a chef be in the front of the house?
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The guy in red is closest to the restroom so he can go in and out without much trouble. His shirt is untucked indicating a struggle, and he's missing his knife

The main reason why the Muslim is less likely is because the victim still has her head
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I still think the butler did it
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Knife dropped too close to her hand. No clear sign of struggle.
Bitch committed suicide
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>>741060842
She fell flat on her back and was facing the left, which implies the person who did it was in the stall before she got stabbed. It's #4
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>>741060842
But the muslim has a purse and is done her meal. She could have easily went into the bathroom to wash her face etc. after eating.
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>>741060919
Kek
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Everyone in this thread is retarded. Good lord.
>>741057616
>>741057764
>>741058544
>>741058920
>>741059286
>>741059736

First clue is the obvious knife. So the patron must either have brought theirs, or used one on any of the tables.
4 is missing their knife, but 3 is missing a fork too, as it is imprinted in the table cloth still. My presumption is that 4 took this fork and sat in the back alone to eat his meal, or was given it before 3 even sat down. She has yet to get a beverage nor meal, so she likely just came in **through the door**
She seems just as shocked at the other person who just walked through the front, holding a beverage for 3. Now if the waiter's back was turned during the murder, he would have taken 3's order and headed back to the kitchen without seeing the entire room. Now that he has returned through the door, he walks past 1 and 2 holding the beverage. The only person both 3 and Waiter could have seen when entering is 1 or 2. 2 Seems calm af and enjoying his meal, while 1 is the only suspect= back is turned, has no silverware, and would have blood ALL over his contrasting blue shirt if he were to murder his wife and sit back down.
Its fucking 1.
Also his chair is askew (when someone sits down but is in a hurry, they sometimes have their feet out so they can move freely) He either just sat down, or is about to get up.

And Inb4 fuckbois try to argue...
>4's Red shirt hides blood that the waiter obviously sees from 10 ft away.
>3 and waiter both shocked because a murder they cant even see.
>4 killed his wife and moved her entire chair, plate, and silverware away
>2 is happy his wife is dead since now he can enjoy the rest of his meal in the extra shirt he brought
>It is 3. Religion > Fucking logic
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Forensics student posting here
Racism aside, I believe it's the muslim.
>has access to woman's bathroom
>implying that the bathroom is southwest of the suspect
>knife could have easily been taken off the table,
>strange facial behavior i guess
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>>741061219
>Its fucking 1.
Bingo
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>>741057580
3.
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It's 3

She was killed in the women's room. Had any men entered, would that not have raised suspicion?

Muslims are thieves so she probably stole the knife from 4.
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>>741061219
It's probably a butter knife
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>>741061325
Thanks and cheers
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>>741059286

saved by the boyancy of citrus! are you mitch hedberg?
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>>741061219
You're forgetting two major things. Handbags are haram and everyone would have heard her death scream. So most likely it was either suicide cos she's way too happy to be dead or #3 cos it's not her handbag due to religious beliefs.
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>>741061304
It's 4. Unless 3 ripped a chunk of 4's shirt off nonchalantly and then committed the murder.
Does forensics teach you to ignore the obvious?
And 4 can sneak into restroom easily without raising suspicion because everyone is facing away from the bathroom door, which presumably is right next to a men's restroom. Admittedly, the artist's shitty perspective makes it difficult to get this at first.
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>>741057580
The butler of course! The killer is always the butler.
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1 did it 2 and 3have their cutlery. 1 didn't come alone otherwise they would have sat him at a table for one like number 4.
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Obviously the muslim #3 STOLE the knife from #4, then stabbed the women for not wearing a burka
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>>741061740

Welcome to /b/ and 4chan.

>"im a forensics student," then proceeds to use religion in same sentence.

Beware taking everything literally, as believing in any sentence completely would make you a fool.

>blaming the artists for their own puzzle

The whole point of this is to take EVERY clue. Not just the one you find and sticking to it.

Imagine how a real detective solves it, first they look for evidence, then witnesses, then their testimonies to create a story/scenario. If you work in an logical order, the answer becomes clearer.
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Also you should be able to see the knife on 1 if he still had it. They put the knives on the left of the diners on all the tables. Good night.
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*right side cutlery
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This is all going to end up being like that one episode of Daria, isn't it? They all did it.
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>>741057580
the question should be: why do we need to give a fuck?
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>>741057580
#3.The woman sitting across her had to go to the bathroom. Thus explaining the chair. She's also a woman so she can enter the women's room without making a scene. And the knife could've been in her bag
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Its the Chef
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>>741057580
#3
Its the women's bathroom
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>>741057738
This it's also a women's bathroom a man can't go in there.
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>>741057580
The waiter. Has unlimited access to multiple knives and moves largely unseen. No one pays attention to wait staff except to order or get the check.
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>>741064606
>a man can't go in there
Yeah because of the wizard that guards such portals........
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>>741057580
the "waiter" is a cook
HE did it
how do i know?
Losietn children..
The dead woman was a waitress and the since no one is able to bring food to the tables the cook is doing it how do i know he's a cook? look at his hat HIS CHEFS HAT!!
He should not be out on the floor
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>>741057580
3 and 4.

4 did the murder, but 3 is his fall goy.
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Has nobody noticed the cut on 4's neck?
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>>741057580
Was she raped first?
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4, the women was kiled with a knife and he has a cut on his neck
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>>741057580
She killed herself because her food took 2 hours to arrive
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3, the victim died in the women's bathroom so that at in mind, it must've been another women who murdered her.
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#3

From the "WC" on the bathroom, we know it's Britain. Since Scotland Yard has taken away their butter knives, we know a native Brit woudn't have the kskills necessary to commit murder with a knife. So it must be the recent immigrant, #3.

And since all Arab immigrants are men who have left their families behind, we also know #3 is a man in drag, not a woman.

QED.
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>>741057580

So OP who did it? ????
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>>741057655
>>741059736
>>741060202
>>741061427
>>741063977
>>741064606
>>741066762


No male MURDERER would DARE walk into a women's bathroom. How obscene!
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>>741057580
Strange the chef is the waiter, and where was the deceased woman sitting? Probably behind table #2 based on the utensil locations. The chef waiter probably killed her in the bathroom and just noticed there is a woman who just sat down at table #3, which he is afraid she will use the women's bathroom and discover the body. It is probably close to closing time or during the slowest part of the day and did not expect another female to be present. But ayyyy
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>>741057580
It was suicide.
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>>741067454
You're right, but what if he temporarily identified as a she just long enough to use the facilities? Checkmate, anon!
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Only the dead has jimmies this calm
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>>741067454
we're talking about entering the bathroom without raising suspicion you tard
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>>741057580
Primary suspects are 3 and 4.

3 - Women's bathroom, muslim
4 - No knife, slightly rumpled.

4 is the most likely, since the murder weapon is absent from his table, but it would be relatively simple for 3 to just grab the knife as she passed.
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>>741058101
Fantastic, absolutely fantastic.
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>>741057580
the knife you fucking moron
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>>741057580
The waiter. The numbered suspects either don't have plates on the other side of the table, or don't have chairs. She was. There by herself. This is a restuarant for lonely people. Also, everyone has their knife. The waiter is the only one with access to unlimited knifes. The sand nigger's bag might not even be leather. Could be fake leather.
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>>741057580
Tfw there's no number above Frenchies head or the Vic.

Donna and Pierre . The marriage was good at first but after it was revealed Pierre was sterile Donna ceased to have sex with him and his failing family business wasn't helping. His manly rage rising he knew of her severe depression from the buckets of meds shoved down her throat. When she took out a life insurance policy for the two of them it was too perfect. He waited. Mother in law dearest was not well and when she ate worms Pierre decided now was the time. As she entered the restroom Pierre entered behind her and quickly ended her life. Disposing of his gloves he went back to work. He took a drink from his coffee... Hmm tastes bitter damn wife never could make it right.....I wonder why she took out a policy so suddenly. Grk he choked on his drink as he saw the shit skinned Muslim terrorist pull out a pressure cooker from her purse
ALLOO AKBAR. SHE SCREAMED FROM HER DEFORMED RETARD FACE AS NOTHING HAPPENED. JUST THEN CHUCK NORRIS BROKE IN THROUGH THE CEILING SUSPENDED BY HELICOPTER AND DID A SWEET SPINNING MIDAIR ROUND HOUSE TO HER FACE AND SHE TOTALLY EXPLODED AND I WAS THEIR AND I WAS ALL LIKE. YEAH THATS COOL.
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It really could be any of them, including the waiter:

No:1 has his back to us which could indicate he is the killer.

No:2 seems too calm considering a murder just occured. Cant be just a funny coinsidence.

No:3 is a woman, which means she can enter the female toilets without causing a scene. She also has only one piece of cutlery.

No:4 is right next to where the murder took place and also only has a fork on him.

It could be the waiter as he looks suspicious as fuck considering what has just happened. However on the other hand, it is none of them as you are unlikely to stay in an area where you have just murdered someone.
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>>741073025
>you are unlikely to stay in an area where you have just murdered someone.
B-but that's why you would do it right?
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