rekt

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Not going have kids now

>>741051853
why does he has a pizza on his thigh?

>>741051853
I thought he was holding a pizza

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>>741051853
Is that Sam Hyde?

>>741051965
What happened?

>>741052824
He went through xray machine - not healthy

bumparino more rektzino

>>741052824
He gonna get radiation poisoning/be rendered infertile

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>>741052475
>filename

>>741051853
Shit that guy dropped his pizza

>>741052475
They were arguing over which street was best to shit in

Come and talk about rekt stuff on teamspeak! cptts2.gameservers.com:9159

>>741051853
Adrenaline numbs your pain away....

>>741051853
pizza deliver ?

>>741052158
Holly shit they doing real good job, it's fucking impressive ! they are missunderstoud artists

>>741052158
Now I understand why the cucks don't want a wall built

someone have the cartel vids of them cutting the guy's throat with a cardboard knife? The guy in the vid have his hands cutt off and his face is red ( because it was skinned )

>>741054177
Armenia. What a shithole

>>741054208
No sorry but sound gross as fuck. You are a twisted motherfucker arent you?

>>741052076
>>741053639
fucking motorcycles

>>741052824
He thought he must went along with his bag. Not technically a rekt shit, but who knows, maybe he is experiencing bones related problem by now.

>>741054177
Makes me wonder if the cops would have even bothered if that guy hadn't been standing there with his Iphone 2

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>>741054399

>>741054392
just wanna show to some friends, they're saying that they saw everything, retard niggers....

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>>741054521

>>741053960
so fucking dumb hahahaha

>>741053397
This fucking triggers me

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Let me improve your day :)

>>741054177
what a boss, kudos to this guys hatred of floor guy

>>741051853
Oh, poor shoes. About to get pizza on them.

>>741051853
Bull caused dude to drop his pizza?!?

>>741051909
/thread

>>741054745
I hate niggers but that thing in the yellow shirt had it coming

>>741054745
throwing a shitting cheapshot that didnt land and just WALKS away and expects jack shit to happen.. This is what people who only watch anime for their idea of fighting look like.

>>741055008
>>741054955
These people deserve to be dead.

>>741053423

aww he kicked the owl?

>>741054745
As much as I hate niggers, I hate that thing in yellow a lot more.

>>741054745
People like this need to be executed.

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>>741055062
Yeah - this is how to fight

>>741054404
that is so damn dumb...

>>741052253
let the bodies hit the floor

>>741052076
Dude this gives me flashbacks

I was driving behind a Geo Metro on a 2 lanes one way road, which both lanes gradually turn left onto another road.
To the right of me was a big Semi with 4 trailers deep of those large cargo containers. We are all stopped at a redlight

The turn is not gradual enough to not realize that turning left with this guy would result in collision.

Green light comes on, and the metro proceeds to just go, and the semi driver didn't seem to notice.

The metro tries to stop once the driver realizes the gap is closing but the semi is shifting gears upwards and crushes the back right side of the car, where their kid was at.

tl;dr probably never a good idea to right on the same side a semi truck driver is turning into

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>>741053233
fucking lost

also checked

>>741055491
>>741055491
Blue trunks basically ko'ed himself and hit his own head on the ground a lot harder. Red trunks was out for like 3 seconds and blue trunks didn't wake up.

>>741054177
Such hatred. Santo cielo!

>>741055848
>and blue trunks didn't wake up.
Never again or just not during the webm?

>>741051909
dumb bitch had it coming
but imagine being the other side of that call

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>>741051909

>>741054745
Lol, this is awesome. More like this?

>>741051853
I thought pizza had gotten rekt. Fat ass. His fat is what's going to save him.

>>741053423
lmfao

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>>741054392
>calls people twisted
>on /b/
>in rekt thread

>>741056198
i'm not the guy who you replied to, but to be fair that video does sound pretty twisted, lol.

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>>741054633
Damn.

>>741051909
damn
i wish we had recording of that phonecall, it would be wonderful to sync the two

>>741051965
I dont get it, what happened?

>>741056311
holy fuck that violent spinning is brutal lol

>>741052158
UMA DELICIA

>>741051853
saw this dude being put in the ambulance, was a good day

>>741056311
Such a lucky man, I wish that was me :(

ITT: Using your phone while jaywalking

>>741056297
Lol my bad I'm on iPhone

>>741056528
get well, anon. i love you <3

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>>741056528
Not if you're in good health bro. Cheer up.

>>741052537
Let's check if he breath

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>>741056531

>>741056577
that looks extremely painful

>>741056413
He was supposed to put his bag on the x-ray machine and then walk through this door thing on the right, but he went through the x-ray machine.

Don't know how bad it is for his health though.

>>741056316
If he woudn´t be dead I would kill him for ruining my car by his stubidity

>>741056669
rip

>>741056636
That poor bastard running to the right almost made it. One more step.

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>>741056577

>>741056534
Holy shit, they survived

>>741056728
What a dumbass. It probably helped him more than hurt him. Not sure if you can really stoop any lower

>>741056829
looks like only one of them did

>>741056807
>>741056577
These are prime examples of why you never lock out your knees on a leg press.

>>741056577
>>741056807
I've learnt my lesson. Never use these machines.

>>741051853

>Why was that guy running with a pizza during the-ooohhhhhhhhh

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>>741056677
4U

>>741056942
first guys an idiot and took all the heavy weights.

the chicks a noob and is using an automated machine.

>>741051853
https://youtu.be/Qt2r3zDufcQ

>>741056728
>"aah oof my bones"

>>741054955
welp didn't expect that. kek.

>>741056568
>>741056577
Stop being faggots, I was talking about the get in >>741056311

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Fidget spinner China edition

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>>741056677
broken knees are actually infact, quite painful

>>741057010
here's more!

>>741057086
Haha. Check muh dubs here

>>741057041
I am both an idiot and a noob. I would lose my legs.

>>741057097
chiropractors HATE him

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>>741056316
deserve it

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>>741056807
Gyms are dangerous places...for idiots

>>741057162
the trick is only using directly under what your legs can handle without too much stress, usually about 2/3 your body weight if you're a nub.

>>741057086
Oh. Well regardless, I want you to know that there's an anon somewhere in the world that loves you! :) <3

>>741056311
Holy fuck, that dumb motherfucker spinned so many times. That shit is scary

>>741057097
that's crazy. i wonder what he looked like after this.

>>741057368
at least he got to go on a circus ride one last time.

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>>741057188
lol

>>741057119
Get better soon, anon! :)

>>741052158
I guess the guy in the middle didn't have arms

>>741056734
You can even spell nigger

>>741057441
happened 16 years ago, ive been better.

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>>741057280
lol

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>>741055983
dudes so calm when he gets out
victim is all black, still and peaceful looking upon death
solid 360º backflip, 360º slide while on ground, excellent. heavy backpack seals the deal, graceful trajectory.
big red bus and red jacket, nice evil colours, dark rainy day
bus full of onlookers, huge thud created.
good rekt 9/10

>>741056914
Better yet just don't even leg press, it's a useless lift anyway.

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>>741051909
deserved

>>741057500
lol wow that scar has stuck around

>>741053033
>HI MOM IM ON TV WEEEEEE

>>741051853
He is dropping his cheese pizza.

>>741057516
fucking subhuman white people attacking innocent blacks. they should be in the zoo.

>>741057611
i never bothered doing anything to 'make it fade'

scars like that never go away unless you use some kind of chemical treatment, since its directly over bone.

>>741057427
that first guy got shot @ :22 right?

>>741053082

yeah b/c that's how infertility happens

stfu retard

>>741057677
do you want it to go or do you not mind? how did you get this injury?

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what went wrong with our race that shit like this happens often enough for daily threads

>>741057824
Nothing's changed, it's just easier to capture events now.

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>>741057700
Yeah.

>>741052158
the skin reminds me of videogame textures, with every part of the face being in 2D

>>741057731
had it so long i dont really think about it, so i don't care if it stays, as for how, school, football during long lunch break, trying to fit in and not be a aspie, had 4 people holding on me and one person speared my knees, i stepped back into a fucking pothole and my leg rubber banded

it ripped the ribia straight up from the bone, so i have 2 steel scres and a pin in my shin now.

>>741053397
is that a god damn tree used as an electrical pole?

>>741057966
tibia* not ribia.

>>741057892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0

>>741054831
why did you feel the need to post this after half a dozen people already made that joke? This behavior baffles me. Do you comment on youtube videos with memes, too?

>>741057966
ouch. i've never broken a bone or had a severe injury (maybe because im an aspie and don't like sports) lol.

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>>741053479
>They were arguing over which street was best to shit in

Unlikely. There is a reason WHY it is called the DESIGNATED shitting street.

For fucks sake.

>>741057427
What a hero. The dude wasnt even fazed from the other guy.

>>741054745
Niggered beats the shit out of triggered

>>741056769
it doesnt seem like he was hit by a lot of shit like the other guys. maybe he survived?

>>741054745
This is what a day in heaven looks like

>>741056734
>stubidity

>>741057974
you seem to have problems understanding perspective

>>741053033
>I was out of bullets

>>741057703
Nice knowledge dipshit. Go ahead and educate everyone on you're 14 years of life experience.

>>741052537
did he ded?

>>741055491
the red shirt nigger held the blue one's head downward then bam, groundslam

>>741057499
>can

>>741052253
wow thanks for this fresh content born and raised Ohio, moved away almost 2 years ago

>>741056734

>stubidity

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rekt by a veteran probably

>>741052537
Where did it happen? i can't recognize that car's plate--

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>>741058025
Yep lol

>>741054633
he ripped his pants

>>741055983
>>741056316
>>741056453
>>741056669
Phones are dangerous when talking or texting.

>>741058520
I'm going to guess Russian. This looks like some mafia type shit.

>>741058123
thats what you get for loitering
stupid cops. He just decided to shoot him, it takes him like 3-4 seconds to pull out his gun while the guy is already on the ground and he just consciously shoots him in the face for no reason

>>741054745
>immediately chimps out
fucking pests

>>741057824
dude, shit like this happened all the time, maybe even worse

difference is that now we have means to record it and broadcast right away

>>741051853
Why is he got pizza on his leg?

>>741058132
i dont like sports either, i was just trying to not sit around for an hour in a half like i always do.

ive broken my legs a lot though, usually due to careless stupidity.

>>741054177
What's the story?

>>741056636
that truck was going like 200mph, wtf

>>741053423
Brazilian soccer, they can't do nothing but use their fucking feet for whatever reason..most of them think with feet too

>>741051853
LMFAO i thought he was dropping a fucking pizza

>>741053479
topkek

>>741058123
He dindu nuffin

>>741057974
No you can see he hits a wire and wood is an insulator

>>741058828
morning glory

>>741058123

>step 1: chase
>step 2: incapacitate
>step 3: murder
>step 4: ?????
>step 5: avoid all consequences

>>741058503
>>741057427
More like this

>>741051965
Cheap and painless way to get a vasectomy-like effect

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>>741059085

>>741058503
the way the guy runs out the door after the guard stops firing and just drops to the ground midway through the door really freaks me out man, like he suddenly just lost all his strenght

like fuck the guy and all but that legitimately creeps me out

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>>741057516
Aryan Master race

>>741058585
Thats a taser you dumb nigger

>>741059077
>>741058585
Come into rekt thread to spout Black Lives Matter lies.... Bros, back to plebbittt you go!

>>741051853
oh shit wtf is that real?

>>741053233
Keked and checked

>>741054745
Moar

>>741059209
Did you see how many round that guard fired?

That's called dying.

>>741059314
watch closer

>>741059244
do you even lift faggot?

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>>741059209
That's what happens when you get shot by someone who knows what they're doing. He landed several shots and it looks like at least two upper chest. You tense up your legs and blood floods into your lungs through your new holes and you pass out.
>I'm a paramedic, I have seen it.
>take some rounds to the chest, don't move and you're at the people around you's mercy as well as RNGesus's.

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>>741059480

>>741056826
douchebag deserves it. Only go base jumping if you're actually good and no just some fag with a gopro and a parachute

>>741059209
>but that legitimately creeps me out
You need to get out more and realise that real life isn't like a video game

>>741058585
I'm sure you know all the facts.

>>741059539
though so

>>741058503
kek
he tri
but
he die.

>>741053960
when everyone ends up killing grandma..

>>741058418
Nope, just a broken arm. He made a full recovery.

>>741059233
That was really stoopid

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>>741059233

>>741054955
hahaha

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>>741059614

Ooga Ooga booga clicik click click ooga bang bang skrilla skrilla milly mollyy dope ooga?

>>741056829
Yep, for at least 3 seconds...
Death via internal bleeding isn't instant.

>>741057892
>>741057892


looks like them Duke boys are at it again

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>>741059572
Yep

>>741059740
KEK

>>741059668
>>741059678
ITS THE SAME GUY

>>741059800
I've always wondered why she starts slapping the shit out of him.

>>741059678
And they just left the fuck out

>>741052249
If it's not a pizza what is it?

>mfw captcha has pizza

>>741057002
you gotta admit that wouldv been pretty cool to watch first hand

>>741059716
fedora m'lady pony pony?

>>741059869
Women are irrational beings who act on emotion, no sense in wasting intellectual energy attempting to understand why they do anything.

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>>741059085
I don't have much more like that but I do have an extensive collection of war rekt if you just like guns.

>>741059589
nigga didnt wait behind cover for a few secs lmao

>>741054497
>Iphone 2
kek

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>>741057097
>when you are the only one that knows how to stop the machine you are stuck in

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>>741059941
Click click bang bang ooga skrilla pop pop kangz molly ooga ooga jay z booga?

>>741059889
>>Not a pizza
It's his fat and blood.

>>741059678
do you think he died?

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>>741060033
lol

>>741057097

Hory shet is he okay?

>>741054404
Curse the faggots who rotate their phones while recording. These kind of fellows must be put in the gallows.

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>>741060071
I'd be shocked if he didn't.

>>741060059

helpful anon is helpful

>>741057119
And you'll never be back to 100%

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>>741051853

>>741054745
Monkey vs Mental Illness

We need a full episode of this.

>>741059537
that truck's timing is impeccable

>>741060278
you fucking monster
delete this filth from here.

a

>>741051965
it's just a fucking xray machine, not the goddamn radiation superweapon

>>741060262
No lie, never been the same since, and hot days suck ass cus the bones grown over the screws, so the excess heat makes my knee throb like a motherfucker.

>>741060278
this fukcing hurts tho

>>741051909
>death by phone
because that sure was a crosswalk

>>741060033
this picture is crazy if unedited. that face speaks a thousand words.

>>741058585
There are justified shootings and unjustified shootings, claiming you can tell this is unjustified for a couple of seconds of blurry footage is retarded.

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this gave me the chills

>>741060183
barbaric. these people deserve to be eradicated.

>>741056311
so floppy :)

>>741060448
lol this is probably the most savage one i've seen yet.

>>741060495
lol that smiley is so sinister

>>741060041
trap lovin' pony watchin' lard eatin' double chinnin' cuck oldin' small dickin' fedora usin' 30 year old virginin' darklord_fedora86?

>>741060448
If someone did that to my kid, I would beat the shit out of them.

>>741056835
there's a fucking reason why when you get an xray they only expose you for a second and there's a lead shield in front of you moron

>>741057097
Don't those dumb asses have emergence stop buttons.

>>741060041
You jelly of black people nigga

>>741060545
it probably WAS his kid.

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>>741059537
>RNGesus
I'm using that.

>>741052208
It's from too much pizza over time

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>>741060183
and that's why we should exterminate the sandniggers
they are so retardedly barbaric they can't even execute someone

>>741054745
fuckin lost it. bitch got hammered the fuck down

>>741054926
Pretty much. I hate them as well but no need to provoke them.

>>741060545

Mostly because that balloon probably cost 10 dollars.

>>741052537
RIP, B.I.G.

>>741057427
Ayuh dat mayn dindu nuffin!

>>741059800
He's not getting any on his wedding night.

>>741060704

>useless doggo

>>741060545
>>741060545

found the tough guy

>>741059800
Why is she slapping him?

>>741059537
My grandpa told me a story about WW2 that he seen an artillery shell basically decapitate a soldier, and the soldier kept running for another 100 yards. He said after that he couldnt kill chickens anymore (they do much the same thing)

>>741060704
Wow, I know some people who are bad at their jobs, but this is something else.

>>741060758
Women are irrational beings who act on emotion, no sense in wasting intellectual energy attempting to understand why they do anything.

>>741060704
I hope this was a photoshoot or something.

>>741060656
At least... I was thinking $20. Disney is just a wallet raping.

I should post my credit card statement after a visit to Disney. It would qualify for the rekt thread.

>>741056807
Put that stupid smug face down a notch real quick

>>741059800

>tfw wedding night ruined

lmao

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>>741060704
If you watch closely, it's just this one fucker. I know who'd be in my mutton stew that night.

>>741060278
Sick fuck

>>741058227
KEREK

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>>741060812
>I should post my credit card statement after a visit to Disney. It would qualify for the rekt thread.

>>741060112
>seen many rekt videos of people getting shot point blank in the head with shotgun
>their heads never explode like in the movies
>see this

That's some Robocop fuckin shit

>>741059800
Right in the taco. No sex for him.

>>741060395
It's legit, war will fuck you up.

>>741056311
>not called bayblade

>>741059869
You never hurt yourself and the first thing your brain says is "hurt the nearest person"? I got hit by a forklift once and for some reason my brain said "hit that fucker"... it just happened to be the guy running to help me that got punched

>>741060812
Do it. My gf has been begging me for years to take her, so she eventually decided to go with her college friends next year. I need to know how much I get to spend on my motorcycles for "fairness."

>>741053423

I remember when it happened. the guy got boo'd to shit, got fined, suspended, death threats, yadda yadda.