Why does Colbert rape Trump so relentlessly?

They are going to say he doesn't but I agree with you

Because it's easier than coming up with something original.

>>741038344
One trick pony

>>741038344
Because his job is to entertain liberals

he needs material and jokes are too hard

>>741038344
the market exists. why does the daily show still exist with the same shit

TWWWWWOOOOOOOO SSSSSCCCCOOOUUUPPPSSSSS PPPPPPLLLLLUUUUMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYY

Colbert with another zinger!

That fella sure is smart, herp derp.

Go Hilary! BLM!

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>mfw buttblasted trumptards itt

>>741038344
Because that's what his viewers tune in to see.

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>>741038344
we already had this thread yesterday

>>741039053
It's been a long summer:/

Colberts job relies on making butthurt liberals (you) feel better about losing the election

>>741038344
It's all he's got, the talentless hack.

>>741038344

Imo The Colbert Report was a lot funnier than this crap and I don't even like Trump.

he can keep recycling the same "russia" "lol le ornge face" joke for 8 years and droolers will continue to laugh at it. perfect for his career

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>>741039148
Kek I'm German. It's just funny to laugh at you retards.

Trump and Hillary are both awful.

Colbert is finally funny now.

>>741038344
because he's a clown and its easy

>>741038344
because he makes $15,000,000 a year to pander to liberals that make $15 an hour.

Yea, Colbert sucks, he's nothing compared to the famous conservative comedian... uh... fuck.

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Nothing Burger.

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>>741039272

Because trump cant stop embarrassing himself.

>>741039501
Come on, he's not that bad, it's not like he's shit himself in white pants on his golf course or something.

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>people actually believe the president has so much power that he should be personally hated for every "decision" that he "makes

Just letting the media shit down your throat and doing exactly what they want you to. It's all an illusion to keep you all divided and pissed off at a scarecrow.

>inb4 nearsighted and shallow minded fucks dispute what I'm saying out of pure ignorance

>>741039244
Pretty confused then, bruh. You're letting millions of useless sand niggers into your country with no vetting and you're laughing at us? Lol. You Europeans certainly are delusional, I'll give you that!

>>741039148
Stephen Hawking over here figured out I'm a Liberal.

>>741039748
>haha le muslim invasion meme i said it again europe is le doomed xD

You guys aren't that creative, huh?

>>741039971
Did I hit a nerve? Lol. this whole thread is just you saying "le America is doom le Trump is stupid xD" then I bring up your sand niggers and you just deflect. classic. Back to redd it, faggot.

>>741039748
>because we're so scared about the sandniggers we elected a cheeto

America Land Of Scared

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>>741039971
Kek. After WW2, Germany was raped of its masculinity, just as bad as Japan. Now your leader is a fucking woman and you have to let violent Muslims into your country for the sake of political correctness. This is the curse your country deserves for nazism, which I hear you funny speaking fucks aren't even allowed to acknowledge the existence of.

>>741040194
>leader of country is a woman
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>>741040079
>/pol/tard getting triggered because someone calls you out on repeating the same bullshit over and over
>implying you know which of the posts in this thread are mine
>le reddit xD

>ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jay peg

>>741038344
I'm about to blow your tiny mind. They actually pay him to say what they write for him on that show, it's a job.

>>741039748
because we arent scared children throwing a tantrum since 9/11. less people died from terror attacks in thr last 15 years than people having a heart attack on the toilet in the same time period. it really is not a big deal.

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Does this image even load on your screen, German? If it does, are you gonna get arrested? Talk about fucking damage control. It's a crime to even acknowledge your countries monumental mistakes, talk about cuckoldry

>>741040194
Lol no its because we don't want to babysit useless degenerates who will contribute nothing to society. Because we actually care more about our own people than useless sand niggers.

>we elected a cheeto

redditor confirmed. Still trying to compensate for losing the election by crying on forums about how trumps an orange? kek.

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>>741040354
Get a load of this guy damage controlling. Pretending as if you can even turn on the news without seeing another truck massacre in Europe. Fucking KEK

>>741040231
But anon you just repeat the same shit over and over


"Le drumpf is a stupid orange"


Then you start crying when I bring up sand niggers and just keep deflecting

>>741040426
even babysitting a million people even if all of them were actually useless should not strain a real countries ability to care for its own people. german citizens are still prefered for social housing and refugees often get to share an apartment with 6 people.

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>>741040421
>>741040481
>i'm getting my """""facts""""" from /pol/ - the post

>>741040611
Never visited pol in my life. nice damage control

>>741040548
>still implying you know which of the posts in this thread are mine
>reposting le muslim invasion europe is doomed maymay

You guys are a special kind of retarded

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>>741038344
That Libtard is just making Trump even more popular by talking about him so much.

Thanks Libtard media keep talking about Trump he is already the most famous American alive thanks to you :-)

>>741040660
You should. You'd find lots of like minded idio.. people over there.

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>>741040481
if this is enough to scare a state of 80 million people something else is seriously wrong

>>741038344
He wanted Killary to win and like every other Liberal, is not a graceful loser. We'll never hear the end of it.

>>741040597
Lol you're just trying to justify your shit country taking in useless degenerates who contribute nothing other than their degenerate culture. Your country is so cucked. Just because you can take in degenerates doesn't mean you should, you fucking retard.

>>741040708
Lots of bait

>>741040696
>justifying taking in sand niggers
>reposting me Trump is stupid cheeto maymay

You are a special kind of retarded

>>741040782
Why the name killary?

stop giving this unfunny faggot attention. He faded from relevancy over 8 years ago and is only staying afloat because of overly loyal SJWs who would rather hear their own "woke" views and "jokes" spouted to them instead of actual comedy/satire.

also someone smack that nigger in the band. Who the fuck laughs like that?

>>741039244
>German

Ohhhh boy, you aren't in any position to laugh at ANYONE.

t. A Canadacuck who thinks about Germanistan to feel better about my own country

>>741040902
You probably prefer fallon, huh?

>>741040972
there are no good late night show hosts, and there have never been. They're all unfunny fags which is why they air them when normal people are asleep.

>>741039971
No need for creativity when there are obvious facts slapping you in the face. My fuck are your eyes ever squeezed shut.

Germany used to be a proud nation. You should be ashamed. I know your forefathers are turning in their graves.

>>741040972
anyone who watches talk shows that derive their comedy from pandering to their viewers political beliefs through such a linear world view doesn't deserve to vote.

>>741040354
Heart attacks are how people naturally expire.
People are not supposed to expire via murderous rampages. One is deliberate malice and the other is nature.

>oh fuck these sandniggers are killing people every day
>people die every day, thats just what they do. its fine, nothing wrong here
You. Are. Fucked.

>>741039128
what do you expect? this is /b/ and 2017, /b/ hasn't been random for over a decade

Predictive programming. Trumps gonna die

>>741041277
yeah but /b/ hasn't been filled with liberals until the degenerate NEETs were afraid they'd lose their healthcare

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>>741041238
>>741041277

>>741041238
WHAT THE FUCK
>>741041277

because 70% of Americans don't like Trump

It's his job to tell as many people as possible what they want to hear.

>>741041465
it should also be noted that roughly as many Americans didn't like Hillary either, we need actual candidates to run next election instead of yet another circus

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>>741040421
>holocaust
>mistake
Pick one.

>>741040597
You are so fucking brainwashed. It's unreal.
>a million "people" who eat and are housed in exchange for nothing
>a million people who contribute nothing while raping and murdering
>"It's ok we'll just keep taking care of them, we don't mind. We'll just pay more taxes."
Even if you were correct that a nation should/could support a million perpetually useless eaters without suffering for it (you're wrong by the way), you are not taking into account that they will breed dozens of kids per family. A million is fine? What about 5 million? 10 million? You have no idea what your country has done. Germany will never be glorious and strong again. Germany will be an undeniably 3rd world country by the end of our lifetime.

>>741040894
Because pic related.

>>741038688
And what is trump then?

>>741041650
A wildcard.

>>741041538
We need someone who will take away the entitlements: affirmative action, obamacare, welfare, etc. it's time for Americans to grow up and take responsibility for their own lives.

>>741041571
She literally shot all those people?!?

Because Comedy Central supports the Democratic party

>>741038344
Because it's good for ratings.

The entire media buzz of "TRUMP" "RUSSIA" "TREASON" is all baseless, but it gets people watching. The people that agree go "I FUCKING KNEW IT" and tune in to support their confirmation bias, and the people that disagree go "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT" and tune in to try to pick apart the arguments.

>>741041684
Also ditch chapter 7 bankruptcy laws.

You spent it. Pay up, or jail.

1. America is hurtling towards a constitutional crisis that will rock its institutions to the core.

2. Its president and his business empire will soon be exposed as beholden to Russian oligarchs and mobsters.

3. Trump will try to fire special counsel Robert Mueller to prevent this from becoming known, but Congress will intervene.

4. His only remaining hope will be a 9/11-scale disaster or contrived war that he can exploit.

5. If we are lucky enough to survive all of the above, Trump will resign before he is impeached — but only in exchange for a pardon from his servile vice-president, Mike Pence.

6. Everybody lols at MAGAs for the rest of their lives.

>>741038344
whys a dog chew on a squeak toy? because it makes a funny squealing sound every time you bite down on it.

>>741039194
I agree so much. So much it hurts.

At least when the Colbert Report was facetiously supporting conservative ideologies, it was actually making legitimate counterarguments. The Late Show basically amounts to "Trump is dumb. We're all so much smarter than him and everyone that supports him, right liberal audience? YEEAAH"

>>741040297
Ooo this, this is correct

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>>741038344

>he needs material and jokes are too hard

So Trump is a free joke?

>>741042006
America's choice was to either elect a clown or the Devil.

We chose the clown.

>>741041693
Google any one of those names, they all have 2 things in common:
1.They were planning to inconvenience the Clintons or already had
2. They died under suspicious circumstances with little to no investigative effort occurring afterwards

"Suicide by 2 shots to the back of the head" type open-and-shut cases.

The Clinton family are a mob family. They make huge amounts of money illicitly like mafioso's, but instead of laundering it through casinos and strip clubs they use the oh-so charitable Clinton Foundation.

You want a specific political seat? Pay Hillary Clinton a million to buy it. You can either call it a charitable donation to the Clinton Foundation, or, you can pay Hillary a speakers fee and she'll show up for half an hour and stand behind a podium. Seems legit and you WILL get the position you want. High energy corruption. And anyone who thinks about disobeying or exposing it gets black bagged.

>>741041693

>>741041902
Most of us are infact smarter than him.

>>741042090
And I would do it again.

>>741042150
Wrong. If you're so smart, why are you a poor?

>>741042150
Oh really? Did you turn a small loan of a million dollars into a business empire? That's right didn't think so.

One of his best friends is John Podesta

>>741042222
over 1000x return on profit is pretty! There would be a lot more billionaires if it was easy to do that!

>>741042135
Could be worse. She could have gotten as many soldiers killed as George W did.

>>741042310
Hillary and Bush are puppets for the same masters. I guess you could say Hillary actually gets to clutch a string or two of her own. Bush and Obama never did.

>>741042310
I have less conflicted feelings about dying in opposition to an ideological enemy than dying in opposition to a political one.

>>741042222
I also have filed for bankruptcy way less.

>>741038344
Because Trump keeps shoving his fat, orange ass in the air screaming "I am a fucking dumbass! Please rape by asshole big daddy!"

>>741042407

You dont get an opinion as a corpse

>>741042468
low quality post there, friend. Way too obvious to make anyone angry

>>741042548
that or he thinks the presidents show is real...i honestly wouldn't be surprised, there are some seriously dumb people out there

>>741042505
Fortunately I'm not one, so I can have all the opinions I want.

Hawaiian Pizza is an abomination.

>>741041238
>>741041277


nice

>>741042653
yes it is, pineapple is delicious, pizza is delicious, put them together and it's diarrhea in your mouth

>>741042430
Bankruptcy is strategic.
>I own a large business
>Competitors business is doing meh but could grow
>Buy out the competitor
>Mergers are expensive and a I don't even need one
>File bankruptcy on newly acquired business
>Competitor removed for dirt cheap
>One step closer to business monopoly

See?

HE BECAME FAMOUS FOR RAPING BUSH
RINSE
REPEAT

>>741041206
their per capita murder rate of refugees is above the german average but not much higher than just the american average so i think you are still overestimating how much of a thing this actually is

Trump is a guy that's always dropping the soap and shaking his big fat juicy ass at all the prisoners then calling other people fags because they can't resist those bubbles dripping down his gaping crack.

>>741042771
it was a strategic part of him losing so much money US banks won't do business with him. That is why he owes hundreds of millions to a german fucking bank.

>>741042749
>>741042653
fuck off niggers pineapple, bacon, and onion on a thin crispy crust pizza is god tier

>>741038344
because it gets views

>>741042890
What about the per capita rape and murder rate? It's simple, mama Merkel would love to replace the native people of Europe with sand niggers and actual nig nogs, as European birth rates plummet the EU decides the best solution is to repeal and replace the population of Europe instead of trying to increase birth rates

>>741042890
If you don't count gang violence in the homicide rate of the USA, it's actually shockingly low for the amount of guns we have.

And gangs are the most hideous blight on our nation. The drugs, the crime, the violence, the ignorance - the vast VAST majority of it stems from gangs and gang culture.

So our fairly low homicide rate, as bolstered by the daily enterprise of murderous and ignorant thugs, is just slightly better than the homicide rate of "those poor refugees."

I agree with that other anon. Germany's kinda fucked.

>>741043035
>What about the per capita rape and murder rate? It's simple, mama Merkel would love to replace the native people of Europe with sand niggers and actual nig nogs, as European birth rates plummet the EU decides the best solution is to repeal and replace the population of Europe instead of trying to increase birth rates

Actual Trump supporter.

>>741042204
I don't blame people like you (much), and I'm not from the US. You guys had that lady that would have been a Conservative corporate shit by most European standards, or a wild card who the fuck knows what, we got 70% chance of complete fuckery, but 30% chance he delivers and actually knows what he's talking about. So you guys voted. And it failed. But at least you admit he's a clown too. Maybe next time you guys can elect those conservative D guys rather than the falling apart only support the super rich R guys.

>>741043035
now that is either bait or you are not worth talking to

>>741042959
remove the pineapple and i agree, onion and bacon is god tier, add pineapple to it and i won't even look at it

Because the media is desensitizing us to the presidents actions in the first 6 months.

That way trump is unencumbered with actual duties and is free to steal more than hilary ever could have

>>741043018
>>741041791
>>741039087
These guys get it

>>741040708
he is neocon with cia handle beard wifey

>>741038344
Because he is paid to do so by lib cuck media owners

>>741038344
who gives a fuck. Fucks quit giving fucks about acting they give a fuck about any of this fucking fuckery and both fucks. Shits fucking fucked. All you fucks quit being such dopplegang gang gang banger fucks. Dude was black half you fucks would've lynch mobbed his dumb fucking fuck ass before the first primary. Fucking fucks first interview as president he turned the last 20 mins of special into MTV cribs: the White House. Fucking fucks take internet too fucking serious. Fucking fidget spinning fucks, fucking Starbucks frap hash tagging fucks, both sides of fucks are just as fucking lame of fucks as each other. Get the fuck of the internet unless it's porn, shopping, gaming, tv or music you fucks. This fucking shit has gotten fucking stupid as fuck. Either side of fucks under 30 years old claiming they're liberal fucks or conservative fucks, democrat fuck or republican fuck, donkey fuck, or elephant fuck. Shut the fuck up with your bitchassness. Seen bush # 1 go balls deep with the Middle East over oil, Clinton blew a flute and his secretary blew him, bush 2 and the 7/11 attacks, Obama and god forbid he was Muslim, as if any fuck gives a fuck about religious ideology fuckery, now trump who got a mud hole stomped in his ass by the Texas rattlesnake at wrestlemania 23. Y'all quit acting like you fucks get it. Who gives a fuck, let's fucking die, this far down the line of humanity and we're still on this bitch ass nanana boo boo better than you shit. 7 billion fucks on the planet, ain't no way we're getting our shit together. I'm 25 and fuck the world I hope we fuck ourselves dead before I'm 30, fuck the world, the only fucking dope shit about the fucking world today is that every bitch is a Kim kardashian/Kylie Jenner idolizing fuck and fucking a bitch is as easy as wiping your ass. These fucking fucks think feminism is fucking whichever fuck they wanna fuck, it's a great time to be alive when it comes to getting pussy, other than that fuck it all

>>741043218
Fuck man, alright. Fuck.

>>741043114
>>741043104
Please provide me with some glorious insight oh wise and educated liberal. Clearly both of you morons have zero arguments.

>>741043109
I wouldn't call Clinton conservative. I would call her Progressive Authoritarian.

Equality and smiles for all. Or else.

>>741038344
He is just like John Oliver. Neither are very talented so they keep ringing the same bell that gets them paid. I can't say I blame them. I'm definitely not a Trump supporter but I think both of these comedians are brilliant in that they make dull people feel smart with their pedestrian jokes.

>>741043254
Fucking fuck You dont fucking understand fuck

>>741043269
>Please provide me with some glorious insight oh wise and educated liberal. Clearly both of you morons have zero arguments.

Pathetic.

>>741043365
A better response would have been to use a trumpism.

Sad.

>>741043365
Ah, the cornered liberal. Moments away from shouting his mating call of "you xenophobic, cis gendered racist"

>>741043109
With Clinton we were 100% guaranteed another establishment puppet - just another Obama/Bush/Actual Bill Clinton.
Trump could have been a standalone citizen president (for ONCE) or he could have turned out to be controlled opposition. In my mind, the jury is still out on whether he is or isn't. But it wasn't a guarantee like it was with Clinton.

>and it failed
I would absolutely not say that. Not yet. We will see.
>Maybe next time you guys can elect those conservative D guys rather than the falling apart only support the super rich R guys.
(((They))) own and control politicians in both the democrat and republican parties. The only way the voters win is by voting in a free radical. No matter what the free radical ends up doing.
Trump is a free radical and we may never have one again.

Although honestly I am worried that he is not actually a free radical, but just controlled opposition, since he hasn't been assassinated yet. If (((they))) really didn't want him in the whitehouse, he would have been removed already. Unless you believe what a lot of /pol/ and /x/ types say, which is (((they))) lost the battle. but figure they can win the war, by manufacturing an economic collapse and dumping national crisis on Trump instead of one of (((their))) own people.
Then we're all supposed to say "THAT'll teach us to go against the establishment!"
Or so they say.

>>741043277
I bet her and Merkel fantasize about scissoring eachother.

>>741043568
You have to admit he's a failure. He doesn't know what he's doing. I took the time to read the conversations he had with Mexico and Australia and they were hilarious. He's a bully, he's not used to people saying no, he's not used to having to work with anyone, he totally has to be a free radical, but he's failing consistently and impressively. I'm not a conspiracy nut because I don't have enough faith in humanity for many conspiracies to actually work, especially for anything more than a few months. He's a rich asshole that doesn't care about people, country, party or anything beyond what personally benefits him. Why don't republican supporters just try and kick him to the curb to get control of the party back? Well... actually, screw that, they are pretty shitty anyway. Beyond the elite rich, I don't know why people support them. As an outsider looking in, you have one shit party and one terrible super shit party. That's why I understand the gamble on Trump.

>>741044113
I think you and I have plain different requisites for failure.
At neutral, Trump is a term-long time filler, a break in establishment control. Any wars he starts will be started by honest mistake rather than intentionally as the next step in an elaborate globalist plot. He is mayhem instead of control.
At best he will turn out to be a madman of method who does wonderful things for the country and subsequently the world.
At worst he will turn out to be controlled opposition who just follows orders like the last several or more presidents before him, and like all who will follow.

And as far as being a rich asshole goes, compared to the other would-be presidents, he's broke as a joke. In the grand scheme of things, he is a moderately successful businessman, but NOT wealthy enough by leagues to be part of the legacy family world elite.

>>741044485
Yeah, fair enough. I wonder if he's even got a half billion looking at the amount of debt that is being revealed because of these investigations. He may only have debt and is playing a shell game.

>>741040708
Fuck I hate john Oliver

>>741038344
This thread again?

>>741044769
>2017
>expects /b/ to be random

>>741044670
I believe he's actually only worth a few million. That might have changed with his presidency but I checked when he was in the running for election and I want to say his estimated net worth was 3 or 4 million.

And most people in Trumps financial standing are floating on an iceberg of debt. Hell even upper-middle classers are. A long time ago I read something authored by a grocery store cashier saying how a mom in sweat pants with 3 kids in tow paying for half her grocery cart with coupons will rarely have her card decline, but business people in suits have to try 3 credit cards to find the one that works.
With the time I spent in retail customer service I can confirm this to be the case.

My own dad is someone you could say is wealthy - he has a large house on a beautiful piece of land, horses for recreational purposes, a live-out maid, several vehicles, and spends thousands on his hobbies like its nothing. But again, MOUNTAIN of debt under the surface.
And I shit my britches about owing $1000 on a single credit card.

Honestly, that just seems to be the game, but I have no idea how they play it.

>>741044725
Me too but i've come to take him as the lesser evil after i saw bill maher cuck himself inviting 5 niggers on his show to martyr himself for a joke.

That part with ice cube and the niggress talking about whitewashing god i get cringe goosebumps only thinking about it.

>>741043104
>supporting sand niggers leeching and committing crimes

Actual liberal.

Why do you love sand niggers so much?

>>741045042
Black people would have no christian god at all if white people hadn't given it to them. Fuck I can't believe I used to like Bill. What a cuck.

>>741045004
Debt is the way you make money if you handle it properly. It has drawbacks but consider this, if you get debts to make investments instead of waiting to have money, you have the advantage that you can do it right now, and can do it in larger volumes. Eventually if you keep doing it successfully it snowballs. Probably is this that gives them the mentality of getting in debt comfortably

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>>741041650
The president

>>741038796
Yeah like the conservatives didnt get stuck on Obama every day for 8 years, this is what it feels like.