Faces of /b/ and rate thread

Bumpity trumpity

Humpidty dumpity

Get the fuckk off /b/ you ugly piece of white trash

>>741036186
Chill man

>>741035915
Lol turn the lights off to try and hide as much of your face as possible? Lol 3/10

>>741035915
show your cock

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My friend and I preping to get high as balls, also im the one on the right. Ive been told I look like a trans lesbian.

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>>741036607
you look like rob Schneider.

>>741036779
Shit thats worse then trans lesbo lmao, I see it though haha

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Eh..no rates for me im good

>>741037196
You work at hobby lobby

>>741037307
Uh no i dont lol
Work at subway bruh

>>741035915
Too dark to tell

>>741036607
That's awesome you're friends with karl pilkington

>>741036607
5/10 left 4/10 right

>>741037196
Show tits

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>>741038046
Nah im good anon

>>741038148
Would bang. Red Hair's really doin it for me

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>>741038150

>>741038353
This pleases me to no end

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How to fix nose?

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>>741038234
Thanks anon


I aint even gonna lie here i just wamma share this pic of half of my face done with makeup. I think i scared the crap out of some people who never saw me without it but im just proud of my applicational abilities

>>741038992
Put a warm towel on your nose to loosen the pores and the dirt and then go in with a good exfoliant and scrub the shit out of your nose

>>741038148
stunning.

>>741039405
How tf you work at subway and still be fat lmao
Leave attention whoring roastie

>>741039641
Not fat lol

But you must be very retarded if you think subway is any thing close to a healthy option you neckbeard lol.

Then again i guess it beats your cheeto and mountain dew diet

>>741039533
I know how to exfoliate, but I've always been self conscious of my huge visible pores and my big Jew nose

>>741039977
Shut up and post bobs .

and Subway is a good option, if you know what to choose, but you wouldn't know anything about being healthy, would you? You fat ginger.

>>741040170
Well i cant help the jew nose...sadly there is no such thing as pore minimizing seeng as its not possible for pores to change sizes.
Though there are "pore minimizing" nose strips that will help them appear smaller...the best thing you can do is keep them as clean as possible so they dont look so visible

Ever thought of laser facials?
A bit pricey but man those are amazng on the skin!

>>741039405
shoe on head or timestamp for proof.

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>>741040298
Im telling you as a fucking subway worker who knows every minut detail of that place that it is not healthy.

In what scenario is eating a fucking loaf of bread healthy numb nuts?

And once again...not fat

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>>741039641

>roastie

>>741040565
Im in bed in the dark dude. I aint getting up. Im headin to bed pretty soon here.

If.you dont wanna believe me then i dont really care lol

>>741040596
Looks pretty fat to me

>>741040596
You look like you have a nice ass.

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>>741040826
>says the neckbeard

>>741040877
My boyfriend thinks so. I cant see it the way he does so i dont know

>>741038992
Check email, Ryan.
-K

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>>741038148
real redhead or no? cuz if real preserve your genetics with someone with blue yes, but if not still preserve with someone with blue eyes

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>>741039405
also stop with this gay "thicc" meme it only applies for some brauds with 90% of fat girls calling them self "thicc"

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>>741039977
You look like an even more inbred Amy Schumer, but keep posting on an anonymous image board begging for attention because you can't get any from men that aren't on the internet. XD

>>741041105

which app is this pick from?
snapchat?

>>741041180
yes

>>741041145
>XD
go back to le reddit, fag

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>>741040944
This dude?

>>741041020
Real ginger.

But too late buddy ive already corrupted myself with beaner dna lol
White guys creep me out

>>741037566
negro?

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>>741040899
Whatever you say fatty, the fat under your chin says otherwise
>>741041279
Lmao wtf is that

>>741041105
I dont recall ever saying "thicc"

Im just not fat lol.

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>>741041228
>he actually took the bait. XD

>>741041145
Im pretty sure i stated i have a bf and im pretty sure if i wanted i can hook up with more girls than you ever could lol

Also

>XD

Confirmed 15 year old edge lord

>>741041371
Possibly the most normal looking person on here.
However you are a shitskin lol.

>>741041363
Hablas español?

>>741041279
Yes <3

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why not

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>>741041311
kys white race destroyer

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Fat Robot trying to turn into Fit Chad reporting in.

Baby-face edition.

>>741041371
>the fat under your chin.

I have in incredibly tiny jaw and chin. My teeth are crooked because i was born with such a narrow jaw. Because of that ill always look like i have a double chin lol
What a retard

>>741041388
your saying your skinny/ in shape? zombie apocalypse happens right now your done my friend. Your body doesn't exactly scream cardio

>>741041645
Uh no i didnt say i was skinny either...im just not fat. Just chubby lol

>>741041466
>shitskin
Thats what I call my white gf after I ravage her
>>741041634
>being this delusional
We're done here fatty, keep making excuses.

>>741041371
holy shot your so fucking hot
would let you destroy my boipucci/10

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>>741041451
>>741041451
If your standards have dropped this low already >>741041279 then I doubt you're going to hook up with anything. XD XD XD

>>741039977
you are literally fat

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>>741037196
>>741038148
Thanks for the pictures. I can assure you that I will get a lot of use out of them just like I did this asshole's.

>>741041873
Yes I know, and I must politely decline for I am not a faggot. Thanks anyway bud

>>741041797
Lol its not an excuse. Its a literal fact lmfao when i was 12 i was 95 pounds and i still have this "double chin" it aint going anywhere you tard

>>741039405
>>741038148
>>741037196
arrogant cunt

>>741041887
>thinking i got with him because of his looks

Who knew boys could be so superficial? I thought that was my job

>>741041993
not even bi? youre such a hunk ;_;

>>741039405
>>741038148
>>741037196
How bad does your life have to get before you post pictures on /b/? Girls really don't have to work that hard for attention. You can go to a bar and sit there and you will have attention in under five minutes.

>>741041797
Yeah shes white and with you because she didnt have a strong male role model in her life and has daddy issues. She probs sees you as a sex taboo. umad?

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>>741041570
Nice babyface babyfriend

>>741041478
weird nose

>>741041371
Handsome middle eastern guy, too bad it's not you.

>>741041152
cute

>>741041145
makuta

>>741041105
cute

>>741040596
curvacious

>>741040096
non handsome middle eastern guy trying to pull off the same look as handsome middle eastern guy

>>741038992
old man

>>741038974
sexy dynamite

>>741038150
yuck

>>741038148
show tits

>>741037566
spook

>>741036779
would fuck

>>741036607
fags

>>741035915
probably a human penis


I can't fake smile.

>>741042226
Attention isnt my goal. Im just bored and i think its funny to stir the pot before i go to sleep

>>741042063
calling your own bf ugly

>>741042346
Hes aware of his looks and hes aware that i wasnt attracted to him physically at first.

Also i wouldnt say hes ugly...just not the type id go for in the past

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>>741042325
i like that you spent the time to rate everything, thank you anon

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>>741042063
Well... I mean... I can tell looks don't matter for either of you.

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Just logged on. R8 me

>>741042485
Yea i dont know what you mean.
Im cute as fuck kid

>>741040596
You can order it as a salad and get your grains elsewhere, like granola. Bread isn't as bad as some will lead you to believe, though. Subway bread is trashy; I'll give you that.

>>741042561
Guy who rated everyone here.
That's debatable, and makes you sound like a cunt.

>>741038148
Your "eyebrows" are trashy

>>741042700
That logic though

If a girl says "ugh im so ugly"
Then shes fishing for compliments.
Or the "she she be more confident" bullshit.

If a girl says "i look cute"
Then shes conceited.


So what will it be bro?

>>741041467
no, i don't speak itallian.

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I lowkey look kleen af in this pic r8 me

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>>741042859
Thats old. And how are they trashy? I dont have none

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posting perfection, to compare

>>741042894
LOL Andre the giant headass nigga

>>741042888
Me dijiste negro entonces supongo que si

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Just finished a 21 hour shift.

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>Niggers

>>741042887
Ah, that's right, your a woman, no point in trying to argue because it'll always be turned around with nonsense.

Both of those are forms of narcissism.

>>741042979
His head looks like it belongs to a different body entirely.

>>741042927
Exactly, you thin the fuck out of them and draw them on, that shit's trashy as fuck.

>>741043061
So then what do you expect a girl to say about herself?

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Manager at KFC

>>741043124
>i thin them out

You stupid fucking nugger instead of assuming what i do try asking. I have alopecia. They have fallen out on their own.

>>741042927
They're way too long and have nothing close to a natural look to them

>>741042927
Youre a beauty

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>>741043068
why don't you service those boots

>>741043131
Didn't know Ice browsed /b/

>>741043131
You look overjoyed

>>741042887
False dilemma fallacy. I.E.: "this or that", "black and white". It isn't even the case here, though. People are exaggerating your flaws, which you refuse to acknowledge, and brush them off saying you're cute as fuck. It sounds conceited to me.

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>>741043128
"How do I look?"
This is a rate thread.

>>741043173
For my next trick, I will make your hair disappear! Alakopecia!

ITT: virginfags giving some fat ginger twat, who hasn't even posted w/ timestamp, too much attention

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>>741043200
fuck!

>>741043229
Exactly
>exaggerating my flaws

So they fnd something to try and convince me im not cute but its just simply not going to work.
I dont see the narcissism in that. I see feeble attempts to try and lower ones self image but thats about it

>>741043131
Look like a Spanish Adrien Brody

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>>741043173
Okay...? Doesn't not still make them gross though

>>741043341
Its also a "faces of /b/ thread. I am a face a /b/. I didnt wish for any sort of rate.

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>>741043419

>>741043370
lol no way, what picture is that? is anyone else seeing a dog?

>>741042927
So now you are "not fat"

And you dont thin your eyebrows you have "alopecia"

And you put on a shitton of makeup to feel confident ?

Hmmm i need to go , i heard someone yell : EXCUSES!

Bye.

>>741043356
You're not cute as fuck, you're painfully average just like the rest of us.

>>741043419
And nobody cares what the fuck your opinion on your own looks are.

I think I'm pretty handsome, but I didn't come in here telling everyone that.

>>741041478
self bump, looking for honest feedback

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>>741043491
Im not fat. Im chubby

And i do have fucking alopecia.
See pic retard.

And i dont wear makeuo for confidence. Makeup is like painting. Its fun to create stuff. I go without makeup pretty often

>>741043524
I think i am sexy too and my dick is like 30 inches while not even erect. But i dont come here to brag or anything.

>>741041478
you look like a post tranny. otherwise average looking with feminine qualities.

>>741043565
That's female pattern balding not alopecia (male pattern baldness)

>>741043033
Look like a young, gay Anthony Kiedis

>>741043356
anyone who criticizes you is feeble, and any attempt to criticize you is beneath you. Kind of hits the narcissism nail right on the head. A normal person whould go about their day, dismissing it and concluding that people are entitled to their own thoughts, but no, you have to argue because a narcissist can't be wrong

>>741043565
Nice baldspot heinrich

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>>741042325
cute

>>741042485
very cute, look better naturally.

>>741041478
Average 6, could be 8 if lost weight and gained cheekbones

>>741043612
Trap confirmed

>>741043565
Just shave your head and get some piercings, then you can look like the cunt you are.

>>741043574
I said that with no picture attached to it, I'm not bragging if there's nothing to brag about.

>>741043607
Nice hat, dude

>>741043524
I didnt cone in here telling anyone that in the first place.
You try to tell me im not cute so i take it as its an attempt on your end to convince me of your opinon which will not work. The way i see myself is the only opinion i need lol.
So no i didnt run in here screaming how cute i am. However, if you come at me in an attempt to tell me im not in a way thats more "matter of factly" rather than "its just my own opinion" then ill remind you that i think im still cute as fuck.

I mean i think im being prett clear here

>>741043640
Cute? bitch I'm 6'7" and my dick is 12 feet long say that to my face pussy.

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>>741043565
Why are you trying to prove anything for fucks sake nobody cares. This isn't reddit holy shit

>>741043739
Are you the femanon ? If yes i came her to ask for your snapchat.

>>741043612
No its not you fucking retard my hair falls.out everywhere.
Ive had this condition for almost 20 years now. I think i know what my dermatologists have told me..
I didnt just self diagnos myself you retard

>>741043761
wut u gonna do look at me all confused with that jaden smith expression?

>>741043739
You are so excruciatingly boringly average though.
If I saw you in public I wouldn't even spare a passing glance,I wouldn't even notice you.

>>741043803
I know a girl with the same disease she has to wear wiggs and sometimes her hair grows back. Gib snapchat pls femanon.

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Why not.

>>741043618
Oh no they are more than entitled. But theres a difference between "you are fat" and "i think youre fat".

You see what i mean here? Had it.come across as opinion then sure i wouldnt say much. But it coming off as "fact" is just plain dumb so i will then say my own opinon on myself

>>741043625
Its gone now. I get steroid shots to regrow my hair when it happens

>>741043803
Are you sure some just like isn't slipping cancer treatment in your drink?

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>>741043859
What else am I supposed to do, fake a smile? I look like I'm about to cry.

>>741043803
Calm down you really can't afford to risk losing any more hair

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Go ahead you cucks

>>741043956

Steroid shots so if you hit the gym you would be lean in no time ? Or doesnt it work like that?

>>741043984
dont cry bb ur beautiful

>>741043779
Well you can have it bit just know i dont add people back. Only close friends

Nyancat89

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Well here we go again.

>>741043860
And im sure id say the same about you anon lol

>>741044045
Look like you beat women/10

>>741043984
shaved eyebrow, gross teeth
3.8/10

>>741044040
Im the guy below you with the pic , but no worries.

>>741044045
How the fuck did a horse get on B?

>>741044078
Only 1 ex , i dont like to get punched and dont hit back.

>>741043878
I take steroid shots to make it regrow...if i never took those shots id be completely bald already

>>741043992
Gaming tattoo so automatic 0/10

>>741044097
HUUUUUUUUU

>>741044125
Yeah i understand but those shots would also be usefull if you went to the gym right ? Because of the effects of the steroids.

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>>741043992

>>741044081
My eyebrows arent shaved, they just thin out and become blonder towards the ends, and my laptop camera is shit.

>>741044198
Anon you cant be that stupid, she isn't taking anabolic steroids.

>>741044152
Are gaming tattoos lame or something?

>>741044241
It's autistic as fuck.
And Majora's Mask is my GOAT.

>>741044237
Some steroids are still infused with anabolic steroids. Ive had a very bad kind of acne when i was younger and it gave me an extreme boost while in the gym.

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>>741043984

>>741044278
The medication gave me a huge boost*

>>741043977
For 20 years? Im sure id have some other effects lol

According to my Dr my alopecia was triggered by possibly stress (cant be too sure since they still dont understand why the body attacks the hair folicles in the first place) i was bullied a lot in school so i had lots of stress and im generally an anxious person. I go to worse case scenario in the blink of an eye and cause more stress. So whenever some hair falls out i go to my doc, get some shots and im good to go.
I dont care much about my eyebrow hair or body hair falling out...i just want to keep the hair on my head

>>741041020
my eyes are blue and green, but this faggot didn't notice

>>741044271
Well, everyone's entitled to their opinion I guess. I like it, and MM is my favorite game too.

>>741043990
I am calm. Just the way i talk.
Sadly im not joking. My voice is about 90% sarcasm and 10% insults.

So yea maybe i am a cunt.

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Eyy lets do some rates for once
>>741043131
You look the part
>>741043640
8/10 female
4/10 male
>>741043879
You are almost entirely unremarkable. i think it's the sunglasses.
>>741043984
When are you gonna OD already?
>>741043992
Cute but tryhard/10
>>741044009
Same person as previous or no?
>>741044045
Does dip and has his baby mommas name on his neck/10

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>>741044081
Also are my teeth really that gross anon?

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Morning /b/ Eurofag here O/

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>>741044421

>>741044408
Is this a trap?

>>741044408
My own initials not a father. Also dont dip. You look like a hippy , also why the fuck are you taking a picture whilst on the shitter.

>>741044005
You know im not very sure.

I aint even gonna lie...i do hardly any workout but i noticed that even the smallest goes a long way for me...like i mean with the way i eat im suprised i aint 400 pounds...i always thought it was because i had amazing metabolism but maybe it is the steroids...huh

>>741044408
Nah not the same

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You're all beneath me.

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ok

>>741044483
Why get your own initials on your neck? Is that like when people put a collar on their dog in case it gets lost?
Are you afraid you'll forget them?

>>741043565
Add me back because i cant even chat or send something...i just want to talk if im a retard you can delete on sc

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>>741044408
i am a girl i think

i admire your fluidity

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The mystery continues...

>>741044237
I know nothing about steroids. I just know they get injected in my scalp lol i thought that anon was onto something

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>>741044518
lmao, we would not be friends in real life

>>741037196
post pic without makeup on

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>>741044438
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>741044542
First one , i need to be kept on a leash. Dogtag for when im drunk and i cant find my way home.

>>741044505
Oh then you look like a version of the guy above you that id actually hang out with.
>>741044448
Nyet
>>741044483
>washing machine to my right
>clearly on the shitter

>>741044408
How old even are u?
Want to compliment u but i don't weant fbi to knock down my dorr

>>741044570
I don't care to have friends, so it doesn't really matter.

>>741044547
I clearly stated i dont add back. Im nit making an exception because you asked. Sorry.

>>741044408
Why would I OD?

>>741044518
Lol

>>741044610
I voted for Ron Paul in 2008, in my first election. I am of age

>>741044571
I posted a with/without pic not too far below anon

>>741042226
you clearly have no idea how relaxing it is to be in the comfort of your home, not having to wear a bra or make up and just collect your attention tokens via PC. ahhhh

>>741044642
Then why give your snapchat. To look at your name ? Kek im out.

>>741044648
I was just being edgy
And you look a little white-trashish

>>741044684
You asked, i warned off the bat

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>>741044571

>>741044690
If you saw more than just my top most of the time I'd probably just look like an everyday fag from Cali, even though I'm from Canada.

>>741042927
i like your eyebrows, the colour pick is very good :)
did you use wonderbrow? :3
your eyes and skin also is amazing (:
10/10 if you're not a total psycho bitch would you hook up with a cute friend of mine :)

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>>741044602
Actually disgusting

>>741044761
wow.. maybe leave the makeup on

>>741041993
you are on here, you are a faggot lol

>>741044829
You really think so? I was going for the "bat child found in cave" look.

>>741044660

Well then.
Very cute.
A/S/L?

>>741044779
Thanks i use the Tarte amazonian clay dip brow actually.

And im a skin freak so im really keen on keeping my skin as clear as i can. Though i gotta thank genetics because i literally do not know any family member whos had acne or really bad skin. But the freckles are our worst enemies.


I like to think im laid back though on the internet i tend to act a bit more cunty for the lols
But i have a boyfriend already so i apologize

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>>741035915
I'm probably the only person on /b/ who actually looks good in a fedora. (The pipe is a Brigham Voyageur bent apple briar, for those who are curious. Not an especially valuable pipe, but one of my favourite smokers.)

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>>741042894
that's jail b8 m8, thought you were our m80's, totally not 8/8, probably don't even sk8, or drink an 8th can't get to 8th base

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Rate me
I know my eyes are kinda weird lol. But otherwise okay? Idk be honest

>>741045028
I was ready to argue with you but.. you're right

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>>741045028
Well you could pull it off without looking like a neckbeard, so yeah. Pretty impressive

>>741045028
I cant help but read what you said in the voice of Nick Offerman

>>741045028
regardless of looking good in a fedora, you should still kill yourself

>>741045028
You look like you smell awful.

>>741044775
Canadian white trash look a lot like cali fags that don't know how to dress as well. Makes sense
(I say that with most of my friends being poor Canadians)

>>741045015
Holy hell i havent been a/s/l'd since the days of MSN
Mid twenties/gril/satans grundle

>>741045089
MexicanJoshPeck/10

>>741045160
I smell like a real man: wood shavings, pipe smoke, wool, and sadness.

>>741045256
DAE REDDIT xD

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>>741045270
It's Pat!

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>>741045270
wtf am I looking at

>>741045256
And body odor

>>741045212
Girl? Oh, uh, that explains a lot. Still cute tho, just not my thing. And yea, i might be a bit oldschool.

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>>741045270
Are you the faggot who tells me to GTFO of /r9k/?

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I'm trans, he/him

>>741045256
It's so goddamn cringeworthy to see people emulating Ron Swanson-sequel characters in real life.

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>>741045430
I want to kick your titties

>>741038148
>Nah im good anon
Lol where do you think you are?

>>741042927
That you're always trying so hard to not smile or look approachable in any way is ugly and tedious.

>>741045473
Doesnt matter. I havent shown tits in 7 years and i aint gonna start now

>>741045430
You need to lose weight you piece of shit

>>741045171
Well right now I just wear plain neutral colored shorts and a tanktop with a plain baseball cap because it's so hot.

During other seasons I wear jeans and a dress shirt.

>>741039405
disgusting

>>741045391
Bringin it back
Kek I don't mind. I come here to make people ask "wtf are you" not for flirting. If I had it my way I'd be a hairy bara with a fat cock

>>741045500
Trying hard?

Thats kind of for real offensive...i dont try hard. Thats literally my face. I get complaints at work and i have people constantly bitching at me because i look like im having a shitty time...its fucking annoying.
Smiling for cameras is dumb unless youre drunk/caught off gaurd/ or given a reason to smile. A selfie is no real reason to smile.

So no anon. I dont do it on fuckin purpose jerk

>>741045028
I don't know how to tell you this without shattering your world, but you look like shit.

>>741045679
Well ur lucky tho, not many girls look that cute without a fk-ton of makeup on. But yea, if u had a cock it would make everything better.

>>741045553
no worries, you're unfuckable anyway, I saw the rest of the thread. you look like a hairless mole.

>>741045816
Unfuckable to you lol.
Which is good because im 100% sure i wouldnt want you fucking me anyway lol

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>>741045083
Stepped on fish/10

>>741045270
Put down the sandwich/10

>>741045416
Sideways/10

>>741045437
Collects used diapers/10

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>>741045730
Current state of /b/

>>741045771
>if u had a cock it would make everything better
I think we agree there. Kek

I keep meaning to start doing crossplay/cosplay to make use of my androgynous face. I guess I am lucky because I don't even pluck my eyebrows anymore and I still don't look like trash. I think lots of girls would look adorable with a more natural look but most want to wear makeup and such for variety. The one thing I do remember about wearing make up though is that putting it on always made me more aware of the parts of my face I disliked

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>>741045886
You're missing out, dumb bitch.

>>741045905
It's something weird posting on the phone does, sorry. :-)

>>741045730
Choke on a dick and die in a fire if you actually that miserable.

>>741045905
You look like you need to put down the sandwich too, big boy

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>>741044829
Here anon I fixed it.
How about now?

>>741045985
Fetal alcohol assrape/10

>>741046117
THICC

>>741046064
Who says im niserable you stupid fuck?


I just think smiling for not reason is creepy and im not about to strain my facr for no fucking reason. I like to be relaxed and my relaxed face just doesnt look the fucking happiest. I never said anything about not being happy you fucking twat

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>>741046141
I was kidding earlier
You actually made me hard lol

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I should be fucking asleep

>>741046206
HOLY SHIT NOBODY CARES WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE WHAT A STRANGER THINKS FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>741046206
you're awfully defensive for someone who posted her ugly face on an anonymous message board. Are you that desperate for approval? turn off your computer, step outside, and rethink your life. try tinder or meetups if you need dick, but jesus, this is pathetic.

>>741046322
>nobody cares


Clearly they do or else they wouldnt make any comments...people who dont care dont make comments

>>741045946

Alright i see.
Dysphoria i guess?
I have it, but the other way around.
Im a failed MTF so i decided to stay twink.
Dysphoria fkn sucks.

>>741045351
wow that's a big cock gobbling mouth :)

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>>741035915

>>741046369
Im not defensive. Just stupidity needs to be corrected so ill correct it.

Also i have a 24/7 supply of dick so im good

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r8 me fgts

>>741046206
Why are you still here? You were already shown that no, people actually don't find you attractive. Jesus

>>741046489
Cute eyes.
Grow a stubble and some hair and obliterate my boipucci

>>741046500
Plenty find me attractive lmfao i dont know where you've been.

And ill be here till i pass out

>>741041478
any more for me?

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>>741046221
How about now?

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That's me. Also snapchat is sleeepyhaley

>>741046570
Holy fuck anon this is nightmare fuel

>>741046551
lol ty anon but
>no homo
also never let my hair grow bc huge forehead

>>741046561
She probably has nudes here I'm gonna find them

>>741046632
Prepubescent/10

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I don't smile.

>>741046759
I meeeeaaan I'm fully grown and have had my period for awhile soooo

>>741046720
It's not gay if I am a trap

>>741046770
I wouldn't either if I were you

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>>741046687
Here's my best one from a few months ago.

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Rate

>>741046206
I'M NOT MISERABLE YOU FUCKING DICK FUCKER YOU ARE DUM STOP I AM REAL I LIKE MAKEUP AND NOT SMILING IS THAT OK WITH YOU FUCKING FUCKER?

>>741046484
did your daddy hit you?

>>741046412
I am a failed ftm so I decided to stay as a reverse trap. Kek
It does fucking suck. It is more managable now that I am getting therapy for my anxiety but I still feel male sexually and in some ways my voice still bothers me. Is it the same for you?

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>>741035915

>>741046757
please fucking dont

>>741046770
You should! You got a cute nose

>>741046221
Hey, I saw this shitty dick in another thread

>>741046805
Show tampon. In use.

>>741046905
meth + the ring

>>741046770
please dont shoot up any public places.

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>>741044561
>>741044561
>>741044561
>i am a girl i think

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>>741046818
thats even gayer m8

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>>741046941
lol I'm not on my period rn......

>>741046942
this

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When I'm gonna kill myself, I'll throw a link to broadcast on /b/

jk I don't give a fuck, I work, I live, I move forward

Yeah and I'm content with myself

>>741046994
timestamp or fuck off chucksfag

>>741047023
u girl? lets fug

>>741047011
You're cute 8/10

>>741047050
no, Rob, I dont want sum fuk

>>741047023
Timestamp or not you in the pic

>>741046994
you need a smaller skirt, that's too big

>>741046973
Nicest person you'll ever meet. Haven't so much as raised my voice in anger in years

>>741047023
>content

Happy, you stupid shit

>>741047094
>Update
with love and care

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>>741047120
If I would be happy, I wouldn't be wasting my time on /b/
You stupid shit.

>>741047023
the rules

>>741046930
Nose doesn't make up for receding hairline, dad gut or dead eyes. Thank you though anon.

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>>741047159
were invented by a bunch of thirsty beta fags .

>>741047188
M0DS

>>741047116
then get some help for your depression, my dude.

>>741047188
Holy shit 8 year old
BAIL

>>741047248
You remind me of bad luck brian

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>>741047101
lol that skirt was so fucking short tho

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>>741047188

>>741047188
stop making me thirsty.

>>741047187
Hey personally I find guys that look like you especially attractive, even with all that. Some men can make balding look good.
>engaged female, but still creep on chubby hairy guys in the supermarket/fiance is a chubby hairy guy with a mean mug

>>741047260
I was happy for a few years. I've got those memories. I can go through the motions for the next twenty years or so.

>>741047188
What you lookin at you underagefag???

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>>741047267
Stop exaggerating you sound like a fucking faggot

>>741047298
How is that something to be proud of, again?
Icky