Is joining the military worth losing my bbw girl friend of 3

The only way I can help you is if I see her tits

>>741018145
this

>>741018145
Sorry OP, but rules are rules

Damn I would but if she found out i'd be dead

>>741018403
Don't be a bitch. Fucking dump em pussy.

>>741018322
Dubs demands nudes faggot

>>741018071
If military is your best option and you know what you want with life, yeah. It's a good option.

If you have a good job in town, enjoy your life, and love her, then maybe pursue that life. Choose what's best for you

>>741018403
Too much of a faggot to join any branch of the military

>>741018403
>Wants to join military
>Too afraid to post pictures of gf's tits

>>741018833
To much of a faggot for the chair force?

Yes, leave her. You'll get far more ass in the military. Female troops are cock hungry. Military brats are fuck crazy. Foreign women get soggy for American servicemen.
If steady pussy from your gf is the only thing stopping you from going, forget it. There's an unexplored world of pussy out there for you. Grab it.

>>741018071
if youre planning on joining the military, and youre afraid she might leave you or cheat while youre away. Then why not just go national guard and stay close to home? You'd be able to just move right back home with her and do your shit locally every couple weeks.

>This is my plan if nothing big comes of my life by the age of 27.
T-minus~3.5 years.

>>741018880
WOOHOO stretched out fucked up nipples

>>741018985
Is this for real? or are you memeing? Because rn im in it because i am comfortable with a steady flow of pussy and fat tits

>>741019050
I thought about the guard. But im 19 and still with my parents. I want to get out and i cant afford much more than community college rn

>>741018880
Gross, you should join the Navy

>>741019086
I'm serious. The military is freaky-sex. I was in 3 years and banged about 20 women. That's not even a lot compared to a lot of guys.
Granted, I think pussy is a bad reason to join, but I also think keeping a fat pussy is a bad reason to not get free college and career enhancement.

>>741018071
What state are you in anon?

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>>741018145
>>741018071
See nice try OP but I'm the OP of this girl ;)

>>741019234
I'm thinking the air force and trying to land a air crew job. You get mad pussy in the navy? Foreign pussy?

>>741019419
Texas

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>>741019440
Plus the town she is from is pretty great so your story doesn't hold up. Stop being a faggot

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>>741019440
>>741019523
these are all fresh from a few days ago

>>741019523
Nigga that picture was just hanging out in my picture folder. Fap to it every once in a while. Tits are real

>>741019520
Jesus Christ man, just fucking go for it.
You can find plenty of other pigs in Texas.

>>741018071
Fat girl vs. free college and leaving shitty town. Sounds like a no-brainer, and it's not like there aren't plenty of fat girls in college.

>>741018071

I was about to go into the Navy after high school. I was in the last stages of talking to my recruiter and starting the physical examination process and even thinking about the oath of enlistment.

Last minute I changed my mind because of a scholarship I was offered to college and because of my girlfriend at the time. Even though she supported it I didn't wanna leave (but we've since broke up)

As of now it is probably my biggest regret and my advice is that if you actually know you want to join you should do it. If she loves you she'll stick around and if not, do you honestly think someone in dress blues or a uniform is gonna find any resistance finding a new bbw gf?

>>741019572
Dude why did you let her dye her hair. Looks like trailer trash now

>>741018071
Yeah bro ditch the fatty, if you are even considering it means your relationship was not ment to be longlasting.

>>741019658
>>741019572
well glad you enjoy her ;) Also military benefits are awesome and the personal perks you get from it are worth it.Go for chair force if your smart .

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>>741019783
>>741019720
she dyes it every few weeks.

>>741018071
shes just gonna get bigger, id leave

>>741018071

good lord shes going to balloon. abort abort abort

>>741019783
Im pretty smart i guess. 3.6 gpa. But thats in community college. Any advice on jobs? I wanna do cool shit. Not sit at a fucking desk all day unless maybe for intel

Just did 7 years and I'm fucking 18 year olds in community college for free now

>>741018071
Hell yeah it is, you can find plenty of chubby dependas

Getting your ass blown up in a third world desert is a pretty big price to pay for a college education.

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>>741019978
If you are really curious go into the recruiting office and you'll take a test. They will give you a few job placements depending on how you do. You can pick one you like, or get assigned one of their choosing for a bigger signing bonus

>>741020021
How do you meet them? Do they just go for older military guys? My gf is kinda being a bitch so we might break up anyway. SHE DOESNT LET ME WATCH PORN

>>741020146
NavyFag here, what do you want to know? Make it quick

>>741020146
I am currently on a diet trying to lose 10 pounds so i can join. I'm 5'10 and i gotta weigh under 191

>>741018071
Nothing of what you said is worth it. Kys

>>741019174
>im 19
>still with my parents

so whats stopping you from driving yourself to that recruiting station on a Saturday afternoon and talking with someone?
Take some information home and think about it.
Think about what things you might want to do with you're life after your time is up. You could make your military training benefit you once your service is up.
Yeah its 8 years of your life, or however long you decide to stay enlisted and not IRR
But it could dramatically jump start your life as well.

>>741020278
Well im looking into the air force but i am really into computers and wanna travel. Which i heard the navy was good for. Im just kinda stuk between navy or air force. I don't wanna be at the same shitty base for 4 fucking years

>>741018071

Join up brother, you get a solid job that you can return to, respect and great benefits all along the line. The military is a fantastic baseline from which to build a stable and satisfying life. Once you get 4 or whatever years in, you can stay or get out and excel in college for anything from an MBA to a blue-collar trade. You can stay in the guard or reserve to keep those sweet benefits going and you'll prop yourself way up above the poverty line.

>>741020414
Go airforce, navy fucks you every way possible

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>>741020308
Diet and do some core exercises. hold up linkage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VsDP584zyQ&index=2&list=PLhCeKLyjCbu4hezdVwYrDC6-tHA3qSSdh&t=338s

If you are serious even starting this tiny little thing will make a huge difference.

>>741020386
I did talk to them. I think i wanna do it. this is gonna make me sound like a bitch but at night i think about if i'll be homesick. But that is like the only thing really making me have second thoughts

>>741020414

Do AF, do not do Navy. AF has prestige and excellent jobs. Navy has horribly intrusive travel and much higher quality of life impacts. Go AF, absolutely 100% go officer if you can attempt it with college. Best route by far is college application > ROTC > AF Officer. This is armpits, shoulders and heads above other choices.

>>741020566
Got any noods of her with blond hair?

>>741020566
Thanks man. I'm really serious about this. I started out at 213 and with no carbs and no sugar with an hour of cardio 3 or 4 times a week im down to 200. Ive just been here for like 4 days

>>741020710
Well i would expect im a compsci major. I would basically not be using by degree for 4 years after ROTC making it almost useless

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>>741020778
Then your doing solid! Keep up the good work. Do some core work and push ups on the daily. Do them to exhaustion until you collapse and can't do one more. Then do it again the next day and again and again. Keep up the good work. Proud of you kid.

>>741020876
*Well except im a

>>741020965
Thanks man. about a week and a half ago I was fat fucking neckbeard. Now im a sort of fat neckbeard. moving on up

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>>741020623
hey anon

the military lifestyle can be difficult at times regardless of which branch you take, some being more difficult than others. you lose a lot of freedoms, have to deal with some stupid people, and do some things that make no sense at all.

but, you do meet great people as well, make some lifelong friends, and sometimes see some great places DEPENDING ON YOUR JOB. you will have an amazing stepping stone for developing your life and getting your shit sorted out as to what you want to do and DEPENDING ON YOUR JOB you may have some experience that can be used in the outside world.

I say DEPENDING ON YOUR JOB a lot because it all honestly boils down into what field they put you in. Intelligence/comms/cyber are lackluster, fat-ass-churning jobs that are 9-5 with a PT test now and then but it's comfy.
maintenance jobs of just about any sort can have lengthy and difficult training schools that lead into working critically manned fields with long hours, but can score you with private companies provided you take the time to get your certs

all in all it's a difficult decision to make. enjoy your life as a civilian and enjoy your freedoms, the ability to flex your journey at your will instead of having a fixed path that you can't change without a fuckload of consequences if you want to get out of your contract.

>>741020623
also, pro-tip: don't ever take a submarine contract. ever, unless you like the thought of living around loud machines under the sea 24/7 with no time to yourself whilst breathing recycled farts

Active Duty Marine here.

Shit or get off the pot. I went to my recruiter while high and I don't regret it. How are you sober and still doubting how good a decision it might be? Stupid.

>>741021460
Lol Im gonna go chairforce. The recruiter made it seem like it was really hard to get a cyber job which worries me I dont wanna get stuck with a shit job in a take it or leave it situation

>>741018071
join the navy so you can get all the cock you want

and also a little bit of cock you didn't want

>>741021599
I suck at making decisions anon. This is why im asking /b/ for advice

>>741018071
yes it is worth it for the two reasons you mentioned. There are so so so so many incredible women in the world (who will like you as much as your girl does)

>>741021748
I've dated this girl since I was 16. First love. So its really hard to let go

>>741021728
what state do you live in? you get different benefits and such depending on the state

>>741021870
Texas

>>741021959
something something amberwood act
you and your future children have college paid off if you go active duty for a certain enlistment period without tapping into your GI Bill

>>741022111
hazelwood act

>>741022180
Yea that would be fucking awesome

>>741021599
why should anyone listen to the marines while all they do is just rape people from Okinawa and Korea

please place yourself and future marines on full extended deployments until the end of your contracts, your place lies only on the battlefield and not with civilization

>>741019572
Fuck, this troll is so damn ugly.

>>741022843
I would still plow her. Nice ass and tits. would make her my slam piggy and cum inside her

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ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FAGGOT. Don't fucking join the DUMB FUCKING Army or Air force, and Definitely don't join the GAY FUCKING PUSSY NAVY. If you join the Marines, alright cool. But what you really need to do is join the mother fuckin coast guard. We have everything you fucking need to not suck at fucking life. Fat girlfriend? No fucking problem, you'll find 10 more where that came from just by putting on this sexy fucking uniform you neck beard fedora wearing piece of shit. No college? Well fuck you, you can go for free if you join our fucking elite club. No motivation? Perfect. We'll find you the motivation to fucking climb mountains and swim across oceans. I tell you what son, you join the coast guard and your life will change. You'll be catching drug smugglers and illegal migrants faster than you can say "fuck GTMO". You'll be so hard for the guard that by the time you do 40 years and get out, your fucking cock will be twice the size as that fat fucking girlfriend of yours. Do yourself a favor, stop being a lazy fat fuck, get rid of that ham beast you call a fucking girlfriend, and join the god damn Coast Guard. Semper Paratus mother fuckers.

>>741018071
Fuck no man look at those titties

>>741023006
Damn dude. You could be a recruiter. Also sexy uniform? Lol it looks like something the AC guy would wear

>>741021332
Hey, not OP but you seem to know some shit about military life. They way you described Intel doesnt sound particularly enjoyable, but thats what I've been thinking about enlisting for (air force).
Is something like Ops Intel a shitty idea in your opinion? Thanks

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>>741023298
This fucking uniform is made of the tears and blood of E3 and below mother fucker, that's how you know it's good shit. I tell you what, if I had this uniform in high school I would have died by drowning in cheerleader pussy juice. Every time i put this on i feel like fucking tony stark stepping into the god damn iron man suit, except my uniform has enough space for my huge erect cock. If it gets hot outside, well fuck me sideways son, I ROLL THE FUCKING SLEEVES UP. Can you do that in the army? fuck no you can't faggot, instead you'll be wiping your sweaty fucking forehead with your battle buddy's cock. This uniform is the color of the fucking ocean, where we belong. And not to mention, THE COAST GUARD HAS HAD 2 MOTHER FUCKING ASTRONAUTS you juvenile cunts. COAST. GUARD. ASTRONAUTS. i don't give a shit about you or your fucking filthy scum infested life, and i don't have to, because of this snazzy fucking uniform

>>741019086
Can confirm was in army sex is everywhere, lots of barracks bunnies

>>741023844
You should have joined the chair force anon.

>>741022499
Triggarrrrrrddddd

College kids rape at a higher rate than marines.

Black people are niggers

All.nigs.must.hang

>>741024034
So even if i got stuck being a maintainer, there would still be mad pussy?

>>741023844
Nice b8, how's the DoHS treating you...

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>>741024284
mother fucker have you not been listening to WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING? The army is for FAGGOTS boy. I have fucked ~40 girls since I joined the COAST GUARD 3 years ago you fucking cuck. I've even fucked my own shipmates you little dirt bag. If you want to be known as a cum guzzling dick head for the rest of your life, sure, join the army. But if you want to impregnate a smoking hot babe, join the fucking coast guard.

Pic related, one of the girls I fucked last week.

>>741024308
Pretty fucking good, thanks. Get to stay out of all of that stupid DoD political fucking horse shit. ALso allows us to do mother fucking law enforcement that no other branch can do

Hey guys I'm joining the coast guard next year. Does the coast guard have as many opportunities to get pussy as other branches?

>>741024565
You checked her ID right? Bitch looks 15.

>>741024716
Mother bitch you'll be fucking more girls than the amount of fucking powerpoint trainings you sit through

>>741018071
Lmfao, bro...
Join the military, either Marine or Navy.
Forget everything from back home.
Go on a fucking rampage.
Just don't get in NJP trouble.
You'll travel the world in the Navy.
You'll meet much hotter women than this girl you're dating.
The best thing you can do for yourself is get out of your hometown and make new friends.
DO NOT STAY IN THE MILITARY.
Have fun kiddo.

>>741018071
some fat slamcow isnt much of a loss dude

>>741024871
Sure did, 19 years old. Fresh as a fucking baked potato

>>741024716
Navy if you want foreign pussy
Marines if you want american pussy
Airforce and coast guard are the same the just have bases in better areas with better women
Army if you want she-nigs or white trash women

>>741024921
Lol I wanna do all of that except in the chair force. A, because I don't want to get my dick blown off in the marines and B, I dont wanna be stuck on a boat all the time in the Navy

>>741024980
>>741024921
My first two years on the coast guard I probably went to more countries than all of you faggots. Only difference being they weren't fucking shit holes in the middle east. I've beena up and down the west and east coast of the americas, even fucked a few girls in mexico. I'd rather have a fucking port call every 2 weeks than one every 2 months in the fucking navy

>>741025063
As much as everyone shits on the airforce, they have it THE BEST. I just don't see anything cool coming out of the airforce other than their special programs.

>>741025115
PUDDLE PIRATES!!!!

>>741024621
Coast guards a joke, you're not military nor will you ever be military

>>741018985
100 percent this.
stationed in japan for 3 years.
NAF Atsugi

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>>741025115
"Deployments"

>>741025115
You're a fucking faggot. We operated outside the Korean pennisula for 80 days straight on this last vinson cruise. I've been to ROK, Singapore and Guam bitch. Hope you enjoyed your tacos in mexico you slimy wog.

>>741023006
Not OP. But I am a fat neckbeard and I am planning on joining the coast guard asap next year as soon as I get my associates degree from college at the end of this year. I am going in to learn discipline, gain skill, travel, go on adventures, have fun, save money and to be way less lazy. I also want to learn how to be a leader. What is your take on being a damage controlman and how well will being a damage controlman translate outside of the service? What is the best job in the coast guard in your opinion? Any advice for a fellow /b/ tard about joining or any tips? Care to have a chat?

>>741025290
I carry a mother fucking gun more often than a red neck in alabama. I've saved more lives than baywatch cunt. When the country's not at war, the rest of the branches just pussy foot around with their thumbs up there ass. coast guard never sleeps mother fucker, always shit that needs doing. it's no surprise that navy fucking seals get trained by coast guard rescue swimmers

>>741023844
That uniform is fucking garbage.

>>741025406
MOther fucking faggot ass cunt, I've had plenty of fun in Mexico, San Juan, Virgin Islands, Panama, El salvador, and Guatemala. Not to much fun in GTMO though. FUck GTMO. So tell me again how fucking rice in korea tastes you cock sucking inbred? How's it feel to have a fucking officer on board every single small boat mission? OH WAIT, you've probably never been on one you pussy.

>>741025424
If DC is anything like the navy you have potential to get a job at your fire department

>>741025426
Ok, now I think you're about twelve or thirteen years old. No one who's saving lives brags about it. Also, Navy seals aren't trained by the coast guard. gtfo faggot.

>>741025115
What is the best job, station, boat or district I should aim for if I want to travel as much as possible in the coast guard?

>>741018880
Those tits are going to become a complete train wreck after she breast feeds a baby

>>741019969
Going to?

>>741025703
That's the right question you dick head, You need to aim for a fucking medium or high endurance cutter. Preferably one stationed out of Virginia, Florida, California, or Oregon.

>>741025617
Only go DC if you want to unclog the shitters all day

>>741025578
All trolling aside, I really have no idea what you're talking about. The rice in ROK was good but it was the Kimichi Jigae that really got me. I think it's probably the best soup in the world. Also, what the heck are you talking about? Officers onboard small boat missions? Do you mean smallBOYs or RHIBs ? What missions? What operations could you possibly be conducting outside of the Virgin Islands? Legitimately misunderstanding you right now... sorry.

>>741025933
Get any pussy in Korea anon?

>>741025426
How many times did you watch that shitty Ashton Kutcher movie? Seriously though, coast guard is garbage

>>741025933
Don't know what the fuck a smallBOY is. A small boat is anything that isn't a ship. Anything that has a coxswain and not an OOD. could be a RHIB or any other platform. And yea, the Navy has to have a fucking officer on board every single one of them for every mission. Coast guard? Nah son. Fuck, at most stations we dont' even have officers. It's just an E7 through E9 as an officer in charge. Fuck you, none of that in the navy. And we catch drugs in the virgin islands, as well as search and rescue. Thing about the coast guard is we can pretty much go wherever the fuck we want because we arent DoD

>>741018403
You won't do well bud

>>741021839
Once she turns 26 her SMV goes down, yours will steadily rise until 40. Go to the army, redpill and have a sick life! Then look her up in 10 years and thank me.

>>741025849
I've heard DC does multiple things like welding, plumbing, carpeting and fire stuff? What job do you think is the best for life after the coast guard? What job is the most fun or rewarding? What is the difference between a medium and high endurance cutter?

>>741026119
That movie is the worst shit I've ever seen in my entire life. I've never been in a helicopteri n my entire life and most of the aviation guys are fucking faggots anyways.

>>741021721
Kek

>>741026206
Only two real operational rates in the coast guard. BM and MK. Those are the operators and leaders of the entire fucking coast guard. The most rewarding job? Depends on what you wanna fucking do kid. And a medium endurance cutter is anything 210 feet or above. high endurance is around 300 feet and above.

>>741025849
Also another question how many women are actually in the coast guard, how many women are dtf in the coast guard and where do coast guard men mostly go to get laid?

>>741026374
Below deck, with the other faggots...there's no straight men in the coast guard

>>741026361
I want to do something health related, I want to save people from the water and do life saving operations on them. What path do you suggest for that? Also I am graduating with my degree in fire science (firefighting) if I were to pursue my firefighting passions in there a job or place in the coast guard for me? What do you suggest for me? Also how well do BM and MK translate to a civilan job out of the coast guard?

>>741026374
I have fucked the hottest girl at every unit I have been to so far. and they have been pretty fucking hot. Hell, I was even fucking the MP on a base i was doing some training at. No speeding tickets for me mother fucker. Some website says 16% of people in the coast guard are girls. Who the fuck knows. But you don't need to be fucking all of your shipmates son, go out and find some more pussy. WHere do we get laid? Same place as everyone else. The bar or fucking tinder. Only difference is, you'll have the confidence to not be a fucking retard in conversation

>>741026585
DC does firefighting, if you are on a cutter. You'll also be in charge of the fucking sewage system. BM will give you all of the management experience you could ever need in the real world, and also allow you to be a cop or a fucking captain of commercial cargo vessels. MK is engineering shit, so that could help you out there. If you want to save lives, you need to go to a small boat station and become a BM. BMs drive and are in charge of all small boats in the coast guard.

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>>741026077
Tried as hard as I could to fuck a massage parlor girl. Also tried to fuck some germans. Made out with one of them on the beach after Holi Hae. Never ended up fucking a girl though. Turns out the girls are hyper conservative in Korea. I have a picture of a girl that I thought was attractive though. Didn't speak a lick of english.

>>741026827
What would you suggest is the best rate for someone that is trying to do four and out? Is there a big demand for BM's in the coast guard? What are the chances that if I try to be out there saving lives I will get the opportunity to do so?

>>741026151
Smallboy is still a ship in the navy, it just isn't an aircraft handling ship.

>>741018071
I wouldnt. Tits like that are worth shit work and shit pay

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>>741019523
>fat female ryan reynolds in this pic

>>741027277
do something that you don't plan on doing after the coast guard. I'm a BM, and I don't plan on doing anything related to boats after I get out. And it all depends on what unit you are at and where it is located. A small boat station in the middle of fucking oregon will get a hell of a lot less search and rescue cases that one in Miami. If you go BM, you will, at some point, be a part of a life saving operation.

>>741027803
Thanks man. Any closing advice, tips or a list of things I should keep in mind in order to have the best experience, the most fun, have the most adventures and develop myself as a person while in the coast guard?

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OP here. Thanks for all the advice guys

>>741018071
women are transitory - the chances that the two of you will be together for the long term are quite frankly against all odds. Your military experience will be with you forever and will open many doors for you in the future.

>>741028077
Understand there are rules and regulations, but do not limit yourself. If you know you will be just fine skating, then skate. If you know there aren't REALLY any "out of bounds" than go to that city outside of your commands policy.
There have been so many time they told us "you're not allowed to drive to mardi gras."
"you're not allowed to get drunk on the beach."
"No sleeping on watch."
You have to pick and choose, but never turn down a good time if there is low risk.
Become friends with higher ranks, e-7 to o-6. Normally, persons that have been in for a while have great experience and if you pick their brain for more than a few minutes in the smoke pit, they will really let you have some of their experiences. Never be a blue falcon. A blue falcon is a buddy fucker. Dont snitch, don't go joe navy. Just be a regular dude. call shit out if its unsafe.
Learn how to be a leader early.
Make mistakes fast and at the beginning of your career.

>>741018071
DO NOT FIGHT FOR THE JEWS

I was going to say that the US is about to go to war with NK, but after seeing your gf's pics, i understand why you want to enlist.

>>741028647
That war will last like a day

Don't join the Navy!
It'll turn you gay

>>741018071
You will never lose women chasing money. You will lose a ton of money chasing woman. Words to live by young anon. Words to FUCKING live by.

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>>741018071
It can also get you dead

>>741028613
What do you mean make mistakes fast? What are the biggest things I should figure out early on? What is a buddy fucker? How do I avoid snitching but calling shit out if I see that it is unsafe? How do I decide what is ok to skate on and what is not?
Also
>How do you get away with sleeping on watch or doing things like driving out of bounds